And she can keep them. Everything's fine. You got all
that you need Karianna keeper
carrying the keeper for February 11 2022 Episode Six
Hello my queen.
Here we are again. Here we are, um, right across from you.
Yes. And that's close enough.
Yes. social distance. If you haven't heard oh man, Adam has
the poof but first, let's cheers.
Well, do we do you want to tell us what we're drinking? We're
drinking the soda. Yes,
of course. We're drinking a 2019 Cabernet Sauvignon decoy. So I
think we've had this before.
And where do we get this bottle from?
I found it in the in the back of your car. I'm taking Phoebe to
the vet to get her groomed. Because she's Stankey. And I
look back and I'm like she's sitting there with the bottle.
Where the hell did that come from?
I don't know where it came from. I have no idea that I do not
recognize. I mean, what would it be doing in the back of my car?
You tell me. I don't know. But anyway, sure is not. Now. This
is interesting because Adams taste is a little bit
off. No, no, it's not a little bit off. It's it's haywire.
Yeah, some things taste completely wrong. Yeah. So let's
let's try anything. Cheers. Cheers.
I love you.
I love you too, baby.
I wish I could kiss you and hug you six feet
dude. Oh, smooth, written smooth and like this.
It's very good. I guess we should tell everybody now that I
had a sip of wine. Thursday. Yeah. After no agenda. And it
was like biting into a piece of tinfoil. It was now it was iraf.
So decent wine. Oh, yeah. But it's something something
interacted with it. This is this is good, though.
It's very good. Which is something different. It's full
body that likes it. It's deep red.
It's full body. Full body. I listened to you.
I taste. Let's see. What do I taste currents? Maybe a little
bit of blackberries? I don't know. I even winging
it. I even checked to see if you could drink it with the
doxycycline. Oh, did you? Yeah, I'm on it. Because I'm on Docs.
Like, see what if that'll give me a good buzz? Yeah. Yeah, the
only thing that does is diminishes the effect. Yeah. And
I'm basically on it because I have to you have to finish it
because it's an antibiotic.
Yeah. I think it really happens to tell the story. So Adams got
the Cuf. Yeah, so a lot of questions in the air about
whether we're going to make it to Nashville or not.
You're moving way too fast. You're moving so fast. First of
all, I do have issues. I have serious issues. Now.
I'm noticing me No,
no, no, let me let me so there's some there's some brain fog or
confusion that's taking place and it's very annoying. Because
I'm not used to that. And and I'm doing weird things. Such as
I could not just after dinner, I could not get the pans and the
pots into the same drawer. You know, you have to kind of
arrange them. And I know how they're supposed to be and my
brain is just not good. Now, before we started, I had to
replace a battery for the for your headphone amplifier. Okay.
So I took out the old battery, got the new battery, came back
here. And then realize I had put the old battery back in and
thrown the new battery out. Oh, no. So there's something there's
some something.
Wiring is a little bit off. I know we had when we had the
conversation about dinner like you were not understanding what
I was saying.
No. And I even said, you know, I got COVID Just so you know, so
I'm I may sound unreasonable, but I'm not. I'm not
understanding what that what's happening here. Yeah, yeah, this
is really weird.
But I have to say you have a very mild form of it. You had a
fever for about two days, low grade fever.
And now now I'm like, 97 Now I'm withering away into global
cooling or something. It's very, it's very, very strange. And I
think my voice is a little different, too. Is it a little
different
now? No, sounds the same. Okay, so maybe drink more wine, but
it's but I mean, we're pretty fortunate. So it's been mild for
you. You know, Dan has been Superman. You've just been tired
and you'll get the little bit of the brain fog taste is a little
bit off. Well, I'm
very aware of my body and how it feels and my brain. I think I
use it as a tool. Yes, and I can feel I can feel something's off
and then in my body, it's just like other fluids you feel kind
of mad. But this is specific, like some some gears are not
turning. Yeah. Don't like it.
My sister Lisa said that her kind of brain fog lasted for a
couple of weeks.
But I don't like hearing See, I really don't like hearing that.
Yeah,
cuz you gotta be on your game. You got a lot going on?
Well, unfortunately and apologies that we didn't do the
show on Wednesday. But at that point that was kind of the
height of me feeling bad. You want it to to Yes, just because
I have a 40 year career and record of never missing a live
broadcast a broadcast who
took you down? No,
you did. You said we're not doing it. I'm not going to do
the show that you took me
because I said you need to rest up for no agenda. So we could do
we could do Korean.
Which Which is true, I think and I'm just adrenaline keeps it
running. But for the meetup. And for those who don't know there's
a big meetup in Nashville on Monday Valentine's Day at a at a
roller rink. Actually, it's not Dash was right outside of
Nashville, isn't it?
So I think it's in Nashville. Well, I don't know. It's close.
It's close to
it's close now. And this is a big no agenda meetup. But mo
facts people will be there lots of Korean the keeper listeners.
So, you know, technically you're supposed to quarantine for five
days after you've not tested positive. Oh, jet. I mean,
that's CDC recommends now, there are health care workers who are
being asked to come back to work, who are like within that
period. So it's not like this is necessarily a horrible thing.
Here's the thing. If this whole COVID thing wasn't even going
on, we would have been like, oh, Adams got a bug, you know, like,
Oh, he's got a two to four day bug, whatever. We would have
thought nothing
of it. Right. Yeah. But so now the so if I test it, I'm
thinking maybe I should test Saturday night. And if I'm, if
I'm negative then then like, Okay, three days kind of to
Monday. I don't want to get anybody on this. No, no, of
course don't want to be a douche. It's just like, holy
crap. This probably 200 People coming that many Wow. Yeah.
Yeah. Big is big. And they're coming for you. You should go by
yourself.
Okay, I'll go by my
buddy. Crisis averted. The keeper will be there. She can
answer all your questions.
And I have not been. You have not been quarantining core and
then inside Yeah, but not away from me. I'm like, well, for
some reason,
I just don't think I have offered several times.
I don't think I'm gonna get it though. I just I'm willing
myself. I don't know. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see next show.
Apologies to Texas slim. We were going to talk to him on
Wednesday on this show. Talk about food, Intel of
intelligence and the beef initiative. And without the
coming up in April, I think it'll be there. I also had to
cancel very sad. On Wednesday. My performed my appearance, I
was able to live the live morning show on 94.3 rock with
Cody. I was at he would I think I was excited. He was excited.
Like, oh, man, we're gonna kick so much.
Adam asked me what my favorite songs were from the 80s.
I mean, you can do 70s 80s I mean, it's total kick ass rock
show. So now that'll be after the beep See, there you go. I'm
reversing worse. That'll be have to Okay.
drink more wine did I just want to tell you when we were getting
ready for the show, and you had me read just to get my levels. I
pulled up Twitter and I have to read this tweet because I think
it is hilarious. Okay, so somebody tweeted, Justin Trudeau
is a walking menstrual cramp? I have to say I agree. That's it.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Okay, so I think we should probably talk about the truckers
for a moment because it's it's a little more than just news. You
know, this. This is a this is a real deal to me. And I think
that is to you as well. I mean, you you actually really take it
on their fly. Yeah,
I'm I'm worried about that. You're an empath. Yeah, I'm
definitely worried about them. I don't want anything to happen to
them. I, I read a lot about what happened to the people who were
at the Capitol on January 6, and there's a lot that I disagree
with, and you know, in terms of going in the Capitol, but I
think stories are starting to emerge where we don't we don't
know all the details and people are treated so unfairly in their
in these gulags. And that's my concern for the people in Ottawa
is that the government's gonna come after them and they're just
hard working people that just want their freedom and I'm, I'm
worried about them. I hope it comes out. Okay. But I'm
worried.
Yeah, I think this is going to go global. Oh, for sure.
It already is the whole world's watching. No, no,
it's just mean the truckers are going global. And it's it's a
it's a military tactic without everybody necessarily knowing it
when you a naval tactic is to sink ships in front of a harbor.
So right, they can't get out, you know, you basically you
block it. And this is, this is at the same time an economic and
severe, almost instantaneous economic blockade, which will
affect everybody. And it's going to be really harsh because
especially for people who live in cities, you know,
congratulations, you're now going to learn where your food
comes from, which is the thing that really bothers me that
people don't talk about. trucker specifically. As you know, it's
like these are, you know, we have all the pejoratives the
media and the politicians are using, but does anyone really
realize what they do they bring all of your crap, all of it, all
of it.
At least the elites that want to crush them? Yes. Yeah.
And, and so when you have trucks, you know, these, these
things aren't just movable. You pull the you pull the brake
bolts out, that even if you can arrest them, you can, you're not
going to be able to finish this very quickly to resolve this. So
the Trudeau Government can only let blues badly. But this is
happening in France, it's happening in the Netherlands is
going to happen in Austria is starting to happen. I think
Germany, it'll be truckers it will also be the farmers with
attractors, people who will come out to support them on mass.
Yeah, it's
well, and there's news that there's going to be a convoy in
the United States too. And I'm concerned about that as well.
Because I just, I don't want any I don't want any harm to come
their way. I mean, they just want their freedom. You know,
I'm concerned about it.
I mean, you're gonna have to, you're gonna have to let that
go. Because it's gonna be shit. And no one's stopping this time.
This time. It's not going to end. It's not going to end with
people going home is just not going to that's not how this
will work. And we all have to really support every single one
of them because it's our freedom. Our children's freedom,
everybody's freedom. Anyway, that makes me sweat.
Happier. No,
much happier. Do you want to know is Phoebe here? Yes, she's
buying. Yeah. You put her in the promo picture?
I did. I put her in the promo picture.
He was so cute. Because right. She came into the studio. Like,
what's wrong? What's wrong? She doesn't come in. He likes
looking at me what's happened? And I know she's mommy making me
take pictures. She was really
not like when I pull my hair out. I'm like, trauma around a
phone. And she's like, she does not like it.
Yeah, I don't know what that she's so special. We're still
learning so much about her. I have to tell you though, that
the dog shedding the the shedding is out of control.
Yeah. Anybody has any tips on what to do? I mean, I brush her
almost every day. Today. It's crazy. It's crazy. But um, yeah,
she's definitely turned in quite the Watchdogs. She watches the
house and watches the perimeter and she doesn't play. They don't
really play she plays at the bone. And that's it all her toys
and play with them.
That's not her breed. Now she she likes to guard and and then
she just likes to be loved. And let me tell you Adams,
the real softy with her one night. One night. She did not
want to go to bed. She did not want to go to bed and he was
like,
Oh, let
me just explain. Okay, this is a 9090 pound dog. And you know, if
the dog doesn't want to get up, then you can't drag. Well.
That's what I was wrong. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Sheena, slapped a
leash on her and drag
her as an adult like, oh, maybe she just wants to stay up. And
I'm like, she's a dog. Indiana coming out, put the leash on her
dragged her ass to bed. And so I said to Adam, he goes, thanks
for doing that. I go remember she is a dog. I know. You're
softy a
little bit. Yeah. Gosh, man.
But when it snowed here, she loved the snow. That seems to be
her jam. Yeah, you took her out. You're out with this out with
her in the snow a lot.
Oh, yeah. No, she she she totally loves that. Now we have
to be careful because this damn skunk. Oh, this is this this
thing is the bane of my existence. So I walk out the
other morning she woke up her release this Thursday. Yeah. And
I'm up. I'm up at five 515 and 630. Here, boom. Like this a
half hour early. Oh, let me see what happens. And she was
probably hearing my clips. Okay.
It sounds just like the v2, doesn't it? It's behind
the door. So we so it's dark when God didn't have the
flashlight and she immediately because she has excellent
eyesight that's part of this breed as well smell eyesight,
everything. She got radar. Then she's like, over there. And
like, and I see a man and it's a skunk. And we've seen the skunk
or it could be a relative, but there's a skunk around here. And
so it's kind of weird that he's out there. It's It's It's was
dark. And then the skunk starts coming towards us.
Yeah, like no, no, this way. This way. Let's go this way. Oh,
look at this treat. Treat treat treat that way. Yeah.
Oh, man, I do not want to get sprayed by this
guy. But we have the necessary stuff to watch.
Even with the stuff with gout shout out. Yeah, sure. It's not
a pleasant thing. Oh, gosh,
I do not want to experience that at all. But other than that,
she's several people have reached out to us about
different dog food and things to help with her allergies. And so
I really appreciate you sending me information about that. So
we're still we're still working with her on that. But overall,
she's she has melded very well with the family.
Ah, yes. Great. And she she even gets along with, like some of
the guys who were working on the generator and stuff and she
barks at them. But then when they come in, she's like, okay,
isn't she? Yeah, she was the other day. But the one of the
neighbors labs walk, ran up to her back fence and she was
outside and she was not having it. No, she was not. No,
but that lab that lab doesn't live here. That lab is only
visiting. So it was it was it was and and and a whole dog and
it was a foreigner. Oh, and it was black. So there you go. We
have a racist dog obviously. His lab phobic. He's lab phobic lamb
Funny, funny. What do you have on your list? My dear? Oh,
let's see. Let's see. Well, I had a lot of TV stuff. I found
keeps. Hold on. My phone keeps closing out.
Oh, you thought you had that on your iPad? I've got so many
devices.
No, I my iPad. I have my emails up my phone. I have emails. I
have a couple. Give me some emails. Yeah. Oh, Tanya, Dame
Tanya. Ah, Don Dame Tanya from New York. Yes. She. She said Hi,
Tina. I just binge the first five episodes of curry in the
keeper. And it's delightful. It's great to hear from you and
get to know more about you and see a lighter side of Adam. Hmm.
Interesting. No agenda is hilarious at times that
sometimes it's pretty intense, especially for this New York
City snowflake. Well, ah, well, you we love you a dame
Tanya. I really appreciate her because she was in New York when
when, you know, we didn't know anything. And death and
destruction was absolutely around certainly older people in
New York and we don't have to go into the reasons for that. But
she got very upset at the show. And she I think she stopped
listening and no agenda for maybe she still hasn't come
back. I don't know. But I understand it. So but the fact
that she's still around and still. And I totally get that I
follow her
on Instagram and on Twitter. But she says, anyway, just a small
bit of advice, if you don't mind. Don't feel pressured to
skate at the meetup. Several years ago, my mom went ice
skating to be more active and she fell and broke her leg in
three places. No, no, no, no, no. I'm firmly in that camp too.
I'm all for being active with safe activities. But I would
definitely break my asking skating set, etc. Being on the
sidelines with a glass of wine is the way to go. And that was
my intention. I'm like, I don't know how to roller skate. And
I'm not going to learn and how do you talk to people when
you're number one. I don't want to make an ass out of myself
because I would just be all over the place. Oh, anyway, that was
very sweet of her to send that. Very cool. Yeah, for sure. So
let's see what else I got on my list. Oh, I'm gonna talk about
what we're watching.
Oh, definitely. Okay, let me start. Okay. Lost in Space. Oh,
third series. Outstanding. This is a this is for anyone who is
as old as me. And you grew up with the original Lost in Space.
They've totally done it. Right. Parker Posey amazing. Dr. Smith,
and, gosh, I forget the actress who plays the mom. She's also
famous
Adam, pinch this while I was at work well, I'm already seeing
things Bismillah
AR Dorries series wanted to the couch. Go ahead one.
Um, no. I want to talk about a couple things that we finished
up. And just like that the second city six in the city
reboot. Yeah. And yeah, you know this show I had to see the ad I
just had to. So I think it was the last one where Charlotte's
daughter spoiler alert if you haven't seen it yet, was getting
botnets bud. Remember,
I remember
Rabbi was a transcriber. Yeah, she was a day it was a day
mitzvah. Yeah, it was a trans rabbi and like, could they throw
anything more in there? Not that I care. But it just, again, it
just seems so contrived to me. So. Um, okay, first of all is
not good.
It's Molly Parker. Who's in? Yeah, she's she happens to be
Canadian. Oh, yeah. She when you see yours, like, oh, yeah, I
know her. I liked and just like that. And I liked it. Because he
did have, I can understand that. If you were sitting down waiting
for the mindless Sex in the City timeless, how
dare you? How do you recover from that?
COVID man, be so mean to me. COVID, man. Okay, I'm sorry.
Well, how would you describe it that because there was something
about sex in the city that I think particularly the women who
watch it, mainly women would just like, let it flow over you
kind of like a warm blanket of goodness that you could just
kind of not have to think too hard about am I getting the
right? Like, you
know, sipping that cosmopolitan, you know, right. Enjoying it in
a fantasy. Yeah, for sure.
So that's the problem with the show. It's otherwise as well
written I think the the, how they deal with the woke stuff
is, is actually not bad. I think it's pretty funny. And they and
they make appropriate fun of of them. And then they also make
fun of themselves. But it's not sitting back with a Cosmo. You
have to think and you're confronted and that I think
that's what breaks it to be confronted. fronted when you're
confronted with reality, and you don't like Yeah, I know. I know.
What's wrong with the de mitzvah?
I have nothing's wrong with it. But I just don't want any your
TV
show. Right? Exactly. You're
living the legacy of Sex in the City. So anyway, it's done. So
we're on to Pam and Tommy. Oh, hold on. Oh, sorry. It's done.
To make no bones. And just like that is done. Just like that.
But if there will be another series will you watch? I
probably Yeah, I will. Yeah, probably. It's not watching
without you. Oh.
All right. So we're on to Pam and Tommy now and Hulu. It's the
story of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Tommy, Tommy Lee,
Tommy Lee Jones.
Let me set this up. Because back in the 90s when I was I had
internet companies and we had we had all kinds of access now this
video although it was sold as this is their their home, it was
really a it wasn't a sex tech. Well was a sex tape was really
their home movie. It was their private. They have them on a
lake and kind of like a you know, cruiser yacht type of
small type boat. And I've seen the whole thing. The video the
whole video. Yeah. And it's really boring because most of it
is just swimming around. And then there's, you know, there's
scenes of them. Making love I would say really very
passionate, very passionate, but I mean, it's
it's certainly it's such a
violation because of that, because it's so private. It's
very hard to watch except when Tommy Lee steers the boat with
his schlong that is
it has an elbow. That's big. I got to see it. I just got to see
the thing is outrageous. We can probably look it up. It's just
everybody already. Look I went to Moscow with a with Motley
Crue with Tommy Lee. Now that was 89
Looks like the one that turned his drums. Yes. Yeah. Okay,
um, could not have been a nicer guy. Because the
opening scene he starts off being a real jerk to the guy
working on his house, who's the one that ultimately stole the
tape? Well,
and so it's very possible that by 95, when this took place, you
know, he had already really blown up and gone over Kenya at
that point. A lot of people he got into fights with a lot of
people. And I think because of, you know, maybe just the popular
already was waning a little bit it went and he went a little bit
crazy and it seems like because he has to walk around bare chest
and you know look at how big much long is so it may be that
he that he became a dick and to really think that he would
shortchange a carpenter is is hard to believe just doesn't fit
with the guy I know. But by the same token for alcohol ridden
overweight carpenter to by himself put a 500 pound vault
onto a dolly and roll it out and load it into his truck. Hmm
yeah, that's I have some questions he found
he found the safe in the garage open out the house and yeah, to
move that safe anyway, we're only four or five episodes in
and I really feel sorry for her like she was completely violated
completely. And it's awful.
It also there's something that she said and I'm sure it's true
I don't know her personally. She said she just wanted to be like
Jane Fonda you know, when is that when she's doing her
publicity for for Barbara barbed wire, and the in the PR agents
as well. You know, what do you dream around you? What do you
want to be what your direction says? I want to be Jane Fonda
where I can be a sex symbol in Barbarella I can be a badass
protester you know, I can protest the war which of course
very unpopular at the time she did it. And then she could also
do a workout video and start a whole a whole craze of a robust
as so. And I think that's something that's very hard for
most people but for certainly for women to do that in public
life, you are pretty much always put into a into a bracket. And
so when I look at her now like you, because a lot of people say
well, what do you what do you want to be? What do you do after
you want to be you will be activated with Julian Assange.
But I think it's I think she's really been dealt a pretty
shitty hand in general from from the media and from the very
industry she comes from, I never
really followed her life at all or her career. She's always been
just a dumb set of boobs in general. Well, that
I think that's how she was characterized. I don't believe
that, but I just never really followed her but watching this
story, and if it's an accurate portrayal, and I think it's
based on a book that he wrote some time ago,
I think is based on reporting
No, it no somebody referenced it, that he wrote a book and
they see the scene. I read something online about who wrote
who wrote a book, Tommy, this is Tommy's book that Tommy wrote a
book and this series is based some of the details are based on
this book. Because you know how he had the conversation with his
schlong in the mirror? I guess that was in the book. Can I Can
I
just so I would just like all women to know who listened to
this show. Every man you have ever known has at some point.
Talk to his penis. What look in the mirror. I guarantee it.
Guarantee you anyway assures I'm sitting now some just saying no,
no, no, it's not something you do regularly. It's something as
a man like, Hey, buddy.
Oh, man I did not need to know
are like, Hey, man, can't you be like this all the time?
You have to be a pop and gross.
Why do you have to give away everything. So
unnecessary. Anyway, anyway, getting back to it. You know,
it's interesting. I like I said, I never really followed her
career or life or anything. But i My heart goes out to her
because she was completely violated. And oh, no woman ever
wants. I wouldn't I shouldn't say no woman because there are
women that actually do do that. But anyway, it's it's a pretty
decent show. The other one I wanted to bring up was billions.
Hold on one second. Oh, thank you to the producers of that
show for casting Ron Swanson. Oh, the porn guy.
I mean, what's your Ron Swanson? Invitation? The Parks and Rec?
I like meat and wood. No porn.
Yes, Seth Rogen, isn't it to
Rogan is like the main guy. Yeah. Good actors. And even the
the actors who portrayed Pam and Tommy are, I think really good.
Yeah. Yeah. And that's all prosthetics and see
boobs. Your boobs are prosthetics. Yeah, we're
set for CGI because that it?
No, I don't think it's CGI.
And Tommy's penis was that was that real? It was a CGI. It was
a When it was talking
now, they said the people were behind them kind of moving in.
That was cool, man. That was that was a great kind of weird.
No come on
because since you talked to yours, I guess it was okay
so many jokes I have right now, but I feel I'm gonna stop while
I'm ahead anyway. Anyway
in my heart my like, like I said you based on this story if it's
accurate, you could see that he really really cared for her and
it was sad to see what happened to them. So very sad. Anyway, a
parent she's no longer on social media. She signed off the social
media and she said she was not going to watch the show.
Well, there's almost no added value anymore to social media is
we're getting very close to it being just bad for your health.
I agree. Yeah.
I mean, it's yeah, it's real. That's why I like Macedon. Yeah,
it's like, yeah, just go in there as like, I've seen 10
messages. Oh, I saw this one. Oh, that's it. That's done.
There's no algo feed me more shit to keep me there. I can go
on and do something else with my life. Yeah. Like be on Twitter.
Yeah. Good today.
So then I want to bring up billions because you are yard
love and billions.
Well, okay. Not loving, loving billions like in the beginning.
But I'm okay with the change going from x to two prints.
Yeah. Me know. So it was really all about
x. It was so that guys?
Yeah, they kept just regurgitating the stories,
though. And it just got that's it. They're doing it now again,
and it's just I don't know, well, I'm over it. Well, next
bus but
this is the surprise. That is the extent of that world. That
world is only about making money, power, and rinse and
repeat. That's all that it is. And that's and you're right. It
gets very boring. I like seeing the tricks. And I like WAGs I
think WAGs is a great actor. He's great in that place. But
you wait if you stick with it, because Prince is gonna heat
Yeah, obviously was the site's name. Windy, windy. There's
tension there. That's going to be great. Yeah, we'll be sexual
tension. Yeah.
Remember how it started the very first episode? Yes. Remember?
Yes.
It was all downhill from there. Yes. Yes. It
was the the way that they I don't know if people remember
it. But the opening scene where Wendy was married to Rhodes,
chuck chuck, who is what's this? What's in real life? Paul
Giamatti? Gemma. Yeah,
um, yeah, and the opening scene was a sex scene where she's
actually in a Dhama matrix. outfit, right? What? What Adama
make Dominator jomini Dumpling matrix which wine? And
combination? Yeah, it's just standing over him and she's
urinating on him. That's the opening scene a billion. So the
way that they set it up, and of course, Adam was all giddy about
it.
No, hold on, like, oh, yeah, that's pretty cool. No,
hardly Anita. 16. Now, we Yes, we can do it now.
Because I'm producing I know it's getting boring. And if we
and by now, how many how many episodes of this new season?
Three, four.
What? What?
How many episodes? Yeah,
six. I thought it was the six. Not one
single sexy. No, this is the mistake. This is why I'm saying
this is why you're bored. Yeah. Slap that leather on Wendy pee
on
the show. You nailed it. What was the show? We were watching
me again. I
love you.
I love you too. We were watching and he said oh, she's gonna hook
up with her. What show was that? You
know that was that was in just like that wasn't it?
Now it was something before that. And I was like, Oh my God.
He nailed it.
I said, Oh, this is gonna be lit. Oh, yeah, it was something
way early on like our lesbian scene coming up. Yeah, of
course. It's
Adam like saying those disclaimers. Nudity? profanity.
Sec no language. What like he has to be good show.
That's That's what I always say. It's not I didn't say I like
this when I see all those disclaimers. Excellent.
Still, like billions there has been no sex at all.
I know. I know what they're capable of. Know what they're
capable of. Or why and it wasn't so much the urination because I
don't think that's really like whoa, I'm so into pieces. No it
was just weld it was a great sexual tension that was Chuck's
whole thing you know, that's and that's gone now that he had to
be humiliated by a dominatrix for him to feel like he was a
powerful man. And that's a real thing with these men. Yeah, it's
a real thing. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with it. Hmm. They
just need to do it more often in the series, otherwise you just
just you wasted the whole setup. Yeah, it's too bad. Okay, so so
so far, it's anything you like that we're watching or you just
you just poopoo it all like the pimp Tommy? Tommy? Yeah. Was
there anything else like that
show pivoting to? Which is? Yeah. A cheesy little sitcom. So
what do you got on your list? Hmm. So interesting. We're
having dinner and we were just both sitting there in silence.
And Adam goes, I don't want to talk because I want to save it
for the show. And now it's It's good stuff. I don't want to say
now I have no idea what I was gonna say. Literally here, you
want to get one from my list? This is great. Okay, so this is
something for the listeners for the producers. Okay. Okay. How
many times have you seen this clear clickbait on I only if I
only look at Twitter, if I look at anything, and it's, it's one
of those things where you know, you're gonna have to click Next
a whole bunch of times to see them all. It's like, you know,
celebrities worst photos. And it's always a promoted tweet.
And this is one that keeps coming back. And it says, why
you should put a toilet paper roll under the toilet paper seat
at night. And I've seen this thing so many times, I finally
went, Okay. I'd like to know. And I went through 36 of these
things. It's not in there. Those fucking assholes. It's not
actually in there.
So if anybody knows, can you email Adam? Curry Kai?
Should I put the toilet paper or under the seat at nine?
Understand
you've never seen this. So I don't understand what the
purpose of that would be.
Hello, this is that that's why I clicked on it. So you know, it's
a little bit of a toilet paper roll under the seats open. Yeah,
now I get it. I get it. Why would that be a good idea? That
I don't know. So I finally went to look at it. They don't give
you the answer. It's there to hurt me.
Did you email them? No.
I wrote it down. I figure if anyone can solve that it's the
Korean the keeper clan. Don't know what to do with this. We're
trying to book a vacation. We didn't book a vacation. We
booked a vacation. Yeah. Which Well, let me restate. We were
looking to book a vacation since we haven't been in a year now.
And just to get out for a week, like to take a show off the
nice. And we couldn't go to Hawaii. No.
Because pure Bloods.
It's a little aggressive when you say that it makes everyone
who has been vaccinated feel like they're lesser no i
where? I'm just describing us, not anybody else. No, I
understand.
Please don't take any offense, but I like being a pure blood.
Taking your friends. All right. I'm not pure. But Plus, I've got
anti bud. Oh. So yeah.
Neener Neener. Adams friend, he told us friend today the former
New York banker that you had, we had the coop and what did he
say?
He said, damn it. I'm feeling left out. I can't seem to get
this thing.
I know you didn't feel any of this shame that some people feel
no. Yeah.
No, of course not. I mean, it's I mean, I don't have to be
careful. I don't go anywhere. I mean, the COVID literally had to
land on me inside the house. Or maybe it happened at Hill on
Vine at the restaurant. Yeah. I mean, I will say the guy who was
at the bard Hill on Vine, he looked like a porn star. He did.
And you know what, Adam? I noticed he had Wrangler Jeans on
I'm looking at him like I wonder if
he had a mustache. He had the cool Ryan
Reynolds mustache from like, I'm smoking
like he belongs in payment Tommy's. Maybe he cooked on us?
I'm thinking it might have been him. I don't know. It
was it that night that you woke up and you weren't feeling in
the middle of the night? You weren't feeling? Well? I don't
think it would have hit you that quickly. So
it would but But where was I before that Sunday working
Saturday? I didn't go out. Friday home Thursday. Joe?
I mean, when did you have lunch with Texas slim
oh that fucker. You're right. That was Saturday.
It could have been somebody at the restaurant though. That
is Kernville. Carville did it curve. I got the curve on the
curve. Write that down show title. CURV al Cuf. Great. Yeah.
Kerviel Not bad actually. It's you know, I think there's a lot
to explore in Kerrville.
From what I heard there. No, no. Look, I
know you've lived the cartels. This is the problem. When you
have cops or ex cops, his friends, you have to distance
their stories, which include dead people with their faces,
videos.
Mike came over the other day. We love me. He's got stories we're
gonna have on the show. I mean, he has stories and he was
talking about how did we even get oh, we're talking about dogs
and he said that he was He had gone to this house he was
coughing bearville to make it understand and he had gone to
this house and there were dogs on the bed and they would not
let the let them get to the person who was deceased in this
person. Am I getting the story right? You're mixing up two
story. Am I mixing up two stories? Okay.
So one was that that's how it started. So with Mike it starts
and those who hate to make a long story short, you're like,
Okay, let me sit down and get my wine. Okay. All right, Mike. And
by the way, Greg is there and Greg is just He's crazy. He's
just last about everything.
Greg, Greg's the guy that wants to be the blacksmith. He's a
blacksmith. He's willing that once the donkey for his dog,
yes.
He's the dog, the donkey, the donkey grinder guy. But anyway,
but Mike proceeds to tell us a story about how they found this
woman who was dead. And she was sitting up in bed, but she was
all the way like word for word. And when they picked her up, she
was in a bowl of SpaghettiOs.
So I say, tell me you guys don't immediately take selfies. I wish
he says Wait, there's this other time. Hey, tell us about this
guy who drowned in the lake and in a while the divers will get
in they found out his goes a catfish on his lines and reel
the catfish in took selfies. You got to understand that it's
death become so normalized for these men and women their line
of work. Yeah, that. And by the way. I think I'm like that. How
else are you going to deal with it by making a fucking joke? I
mean, yeah, there's that's my I couldn't do it. It's very, very
traumatizing for any human being. I couldn't do it even for
the most weathered cop, you know, it's just like, yeah, no.
And, and of course, this is why they always send the rookies to
tell the next of kin that's the best the worst part. Yeah, like
hey, rookie, you go tell the family. I mean, this is this
tough is tough work. You know, people don't
look Come on. Think of it
that way. Spaghettios Great. Well, it's better than the one
about the about the who was the, the the guy who had died and
he'd melted into the man
and the woman. Yeah, the wife the White took the white
forever. No, it took her a long time to call the police. Yeah,
like and she's and I guess he just was melting into the
mattress. I can't even Nope.
Okay. All right. Anyway, so I got the cufon Kerviel. That's a
it's a country song. Got the cufon curve you? You don't know
for sure. But hacking up along.
So wasn't the porn star with the Wrangler had my
little six string on my back is strong. I'm on baby. How many
did I ever tell
you this? Adam buying the Keith Urban guitar when he saw it on
the home shopping now? Okay.
All right. All right. Got it. Got it. Gotta tell the story.
Please, please, please feel free. You know what I'll do? I
will accompany you on the theorem. Was there a minute
working
today? The bottle here. Cleaning Oh,
crap.
One day One day we're watching I don't know we were just going
through the channels and we happened on the we happen to
come on QVC it was a QVC and there was Keith Urban selling
his guitar with his five CDs on how to teach yourself guitar and
within five cd, cd lessons. So he
he orders it.
And how long did you end? He's like Oh, I think he he played it
maybe two days and what did you master what chord Okay, where is
that thing anyways? Goes like Hang down your head Tom Dooley.
down your head and cord switch. Hang down your head Tom switch.
Really switch. Poor boy. It's time to switch di C G I think
that's why the Theramin although unfortunately, I had to unplug
it because you were like, What are all these things plugged
into my station. She's got attitude, ladies and gentlemen.
This podcaster here is really she's getting Hey, you know
what?
I'll tell you I pimp out at him all the time on on Twitter. Like
remember, I took the picture of you with your robe with the wine
and you're ready to go out and
the thing is,
and I get like 100 new followers,
Twitter, all friends. I wonder how many are bots? I don't know.
Cuz there's so much bot activity. That's pretty bad.
And I'm always on Adam. What do I complain about? Mostly with
your Twitter with your tweets?
Oh, about my I don't proofread them. I just it's it's not even
English. Sometimes. It's misspelled is horrible.
It's the bane of my existence. I'm a Communications girl.
Okay, yeah, no, no, it's my
proofread your work. Do proofread before you post I'm an
impulse girl. Okay. You're an impulse girl.
I need to run impulse girl past communications girl to make it
all fit now. work and I'll be perfect.
Oh, should we think some people?
Um, yeah. Did you have any more emails?
No, I had no I had one. Oh, hold on one second. There was one
other one. Oh, Jacob Davis Jacob sent me a message about Phoebe
and her skin problems. And he made some recommended gave me
some recommendations for some some stuff to put on her skin
because she has lrec
Is he the one from San Diego? Oh, because we got a booster
gram was the night
of the deep blue sea. Oh no, Jacob. Oh, actually Jake Davis.
So what is he recommending? So he's saying Are we sure that a
skin allergies even is that what it was?
Who knows? It's called had a dim Pet Pet. Pet Pet and he gave me
a link. Oh, this one picture this dog is terrible allergies.
Nothing like that for Phoebe but she just have some little skin
rashes from time to time. Yeah, so of course that her I don't
think her being outside on the astroturf helps personally,
and then Bruce says I am going to butcher his name not Bruce
Robert Roberts gold Nikki Scott Nixon's right
school Nicaea he said
he had some lyrics to a Bruce song for two of us. Oh, that he
sent and I'll just read the lyrics I'm not going to sing
which song is it? Which song I don't know. He
said a Bruce song some Bruce Springsteen and yeah, but I
wonder which song I don't know. But it says that he gets up in
the morning only time. It has nothing to say and he gets
up in the morning. Yeah. Tom has nothing to say it just a few
hours started talking to our start talking. We'll be living
in a cave. We'll be living in a cave
walk around with a flashlight walking around with a flashlight
and counting socks. They talk. When it's when it's laundry
when it's a wage don't need your help. And then what's the
chorus?
Can't turn the light on can't turn the light on or he'll bark
now we stand here cooking.
knew I was cooking. Excellent. And what's so what's so funny is
it is funny. I'm working my ass off the end of the week is
Friday. And sometimes we have something has to be done late
because of a guest. And the first thing you say is Oh, I
gotta cook in the dark again.
Try cooking my flashlight.
No, dude, it's I'm doing the show for us. Dude. You cook it
for you. I'm cooking for us.
I wanted to bring everybody up to speed on the laundry
situation. It has gotten better at actually reusing socks.
Okay. Okay, so first of all, thank you men men have reached
out to me. And I've said dude, this is very good news, which
you've you've uncovered here. And, and so I'll tell you what
happened because I remember this specifically. Just the other
morning. It was it was in fact, no, it was it was a Thursday
evening. And we're we're getting ready for bed. Now. You have to
understand on Thursday, do a show so I I get up and I do I've
show clothes, which is just for me to in fact, I'm still wearing
them from Thursday. They you know, just sweat around and
that's how I can just do the show. And then after the show,
typically Tina's working, I will go shower, get dressed and you
know, be fresh and put on nice music and sometimes a candle and
have wine and everything. Am I right? You are right. Because
that's I don't want you to come home and this the way you live
the way
and and when Adam and I first started dating and we exchanged
rings. This is like I don't promise rings or whatever. And
he said
I promise ring. I don't know what Hanson brothers
whatever we exchanged rings, and he said I will always date you.
That's what you said. So anyway, yes. So music. He looks great.
Yeah, no, I know. i
Oh, I always do that because it's nice. And I think it was
the Jonas
Brothers by the way, but go ahead
with Jonas Hansen. Same family, Scandinavians. Um, and so we're
getting undressed and, and I and I take my socks off, and I put
them in the drawer and she's like, What are you doing? I
said, Well, I only I've only had them on for a couple hours. You
know, since I took my shower late this afternoon. And she's
like, Oh, no, no, just put them in touch. Oh, no. Oh, no. And I
want you to know that not only I but 10s of men who listen to the
show 10s of them have all started to pay attention because
because you will not let me do laundry. It's okay because we've
been through this discussion and just like you just don't want me
to do it. That's cool. I do want to help every way I can. So if
by taking two socks out, lightens your load. I love it.
hear that sound?
He's traumatized. traumatized.
I'm not traumatized. I see I I've COVID Man, are you gonna
fucking mess with my illness?
Brain fog and brain fog? I could use that. Remember when you said
no must be the cove? Oh
yeah, no, he couldn't eat. By the way you can do that to me
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podcast? He says my wife Megan has issue with my socks as well.
Now he says it's a universal issue.
So he says so what's wrong with a man wanting new socks
regularly?
Laundry dude,
Justin Brother, brother, brother, brother. This is it's
such an easy it's such
an easy point score. Just smell your socks before you put them
in the hamper. Now just make sure your wife
sees you take them off and put them back in the drawer and
she'll go Oh, honey, he's like no baby. It's because I love you
and
then when your bag is turned throw them in there.
Yeah, right away. Stick that shit in the bottom. Put it in
your pant leg to mess with her oh man, I always underwears
right side in my T shirts are right. Yes, you are. Do not
bunch it Adam is
an excellent husband. Well, yes. Except when he burns the rug.
It's
please. Hey, I got you a beautiful screen so that won't
happen.
What else did you do? You burn the rug and you put vape juice
on the duvet cover. But isn't that your face?
That was a cool mystery. Because like, like, what are these brown
spots on your side on your side? I'm like, That's not where my
buddies be my but that's a weird spot and squirt Do you see what
I have to live with?
You love it.
And it took me a while and then also I was like, Oh crap. That's
when I mean in bed reading and sometimes just have my vape in
my hand on the duva Ha ha ha yeah, won't come out. Well, but
here's the thing. I tried to OxiClean with all the with all
the booster grants that we receive. We can almost afford a
new duvet. But Will my wife do that? No. She likes to keep it
so she can look at and go ah and reminds me is that true? I have
not said anything else about it other than I look at it to make
the bed I'm like
Why? Why would you torture? You'd like to remind yourself of
the of the pain of what is it? Yes. I think this was the duvet
cover. I
like it. I tried to actually clean it it would not come out.
And no
no it's horrible. I feel like But can't we get a duplicate?
No, no, I just say that well if you don't mean that I'm just
trying to understand why it's okay
to talk about the whole the bird hole in the rug and patio to
let's
talk about how to ship by the way I have COVID In case you
didn't
know I love you.
So we had we bought this outside fireplace. Yes real wood burning
and Tina from day one. It's like I don't like it. It's no screen
I don't like it's very dangerous. I don't like the
screen number. No. It's very deep. To Build A finally deep
and this side of fire make sure it's out make sure it's out
before we go to bed you know I had a lot there's like a lot
literally oh
shit yes listen it that was before we had the law we had
Robin Tiffany here and I put a shitty ass duraflame log in
there and like it's it's three in the morning Hey, let's go to
bed everybody. And then teams like no I'm gonna stay up
because the log is still burning.
Not the way the story wins. Let me tell the story.
Remember, it's COVID
so he wanted to build a fire and I was like you know what?
There's no screen it's really not safe. I don't think you
should we have a nice outdoor it's a screened in porch with
this great guy
has been in this house for three years before we bought it and
never had a fight.
Okay, well, okay, so anyway, we have a nice indoor outdoor rug.
We got furniture out there. I wake up and first thing Adam
says to me goes, you know, you're right. You right. We
shouldn't build a fire yet.
And I go what? Yeah, I started a fire in it. The fire snapped and
an ember came out and burnt the rug.
So yeah, imagine that pedal. Imagine No, no, you're
absolutely right. I was like, How can I turn this into a
positive? Baby, baby, baby. You are right. That's exactly what
Oh, you're right.
You're right, baby. You are, you know, once again, once again.
You're right. I mean, you were so right. It popped out in the
hall
in the freaking rug.
And so what this Tina like to do, even though we now have a
beautifully handmade screen put in there, keep the rug with that
burn spot there so she can remind me of it every single
time. Or until we find a better rug. Yeah, yeah, baby. I love
you so much. Life would be so boring without this. Imagine,
imagine
life shit, that's all.
Come on. We laugh about all of that. I don't think we ever ever
mad at you talk about
the control freak though. So it's kind of a, cuz I will come
home and I'll be like, we have a water softener system here
because we have our own well, and I'm like, Did you check the
salt? Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. I'm on it. I go out there. No salt.
No salt. Oh my god dammit.
Okay, so today, today's Friday, I check it every Friday. The
reason why it was depleted early is because we had your sisters
visiting. Okay, I'll just let that slide. And so and so this
morning, I I come straight out of a very sweaty night with with
night dreams and weird COVID dreams. And I have to do a live
show with Brian Kilmeade on Fox News, radio at it at 830 and
then it's going through to podcasting. 2.0 What was I
talking about? Because I completely forgot what I was.
COVID
And then I came out of podcasting. 2.0 And it's like, I
gotta check the salt. Here, right?
Yes, I think but I have my
own responsibility. So to without
this mob interaction. It would be no fun.
Exactly. It's a running joke now,
but that's that's that's how it works. We're partners. Yes, it's
Yeah. And yeah, sometimes you got to give each other shit.
Yeah, I just seem to deserve it more than others.
Oh, you have such a hard life. Um, you know, I know you had the
Cuf I know. Nice.
Really? Did we even talk about our vacation otherwise? Oh,
yeah. No, okay. We completely lost it. We were talking we got
from, I said Hawaii, and it was then pure Bloods and boom, we
were somewhere else.
No, um, so I was talking to my only country. We can go to a
parent. Yeah. So I was talking to my friend, Julie. In Austin.
I love Julie. Hey, Julie. And we're going to see her busy. see
both of them very soon. Yeah. Um, and they moving out of it.
They'd like to I don't think they've made any plans of bait.
They're looking. Yeah. Like a kids in school. Yeah, they got
young kids, which makes a little bit more difficult. But she said
go to Aruba. And I'm like, Oh my gosh, so we checked Aruba. All
you need is a rapid antigen test or you could do a PCR test, and
they let you in. So we've got a week scheduled in April. We're
going for seven days so Adam will miss to no agenda shows and
we're just going to go and eat and drink and just be in the
crystal blue water and have so much Do the laundry and yes,
exactly. Someone else cook for us. Yeah, yeah. And then my
sister Lisa bless her little heart is flying to Texas and
she's
gonna watch not little man Lisa's heart. He's got a big
heart. Yes. Your sisters hearts. Yeah, both sweetheart. Awesome.
But she's coming to watch Phoebe. So she's gonna she's
escaping Indiana and she's coming to her country and going
to chill out
and quite honestly, when she was here, CB was like, Phoebe didn't
even know who we were anymore. So like what she said she was.
She was done Tony to she loved on her. So, so yeah, so we feel
really fortunate that she's gonna come and just spend the
time with her. And so she's like, Give me something to do.
Like, do you need something built? Because she's very happy.
No, she's
extremely hand. Yeah,
like she wants a miter saw for her birthday. It's true. I think
maybe she got one. I'm not sure but
kid dinner kids give her one give us like a table saw or
something? Or like she likes aluminum milling machine or
she's she likes
doing shit like that. Yeah. She says yeah, confident.
So do you have any any jobs for now? Thought that I think we're,
I mean, there's all kinds of stuff we'd like to do. But I
think the House is pretty good. Pretty fortified. Once a
generator actually is hooked up. We're very close. And boy, these
guys are doing a good. Yeah, they are doing a real good job.
Good friend. We've made such good friends with all these
people. That's
good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's It feels very much like the America
I grew up in as a kid where people just helped each other
and we love
living out and we're friendly love living out. Here it is.
We people said howdy on the street. It used to be that way
in Austin, by the way, when
I first met anymore, now they're just angry. You would?
Yeah, you would walk down the street. People say, howdy. How
you doing? If you came the other way? Yeah. Yeah.
We thought a lot of great friends in Austin. So we had
there a lot. But I love I love it out here. Jean is
due for a visit to us to come out. We should have Jean on the
show.
Yeah. Gina be good.
It was just it wasn't kind of his idea for us to do a show.
Yes. Well, I was on his podcast. Oh my god, we were in. Maybe a
year ago. Oh my gosh. And he was the one when he came out and
he's like you too should do it. You should do podcast together.
You should do a podcast together. Yeah, it was his idea.
So
gene gene has been very influential in in my podcasting
career. Yes, he's the whole what's his podcast
now?
He's doing the show with Deron now I think
dude you're sucking down the wine man.
I know you don't this is my second your third no no I didn't
refill the second time it was still half full that's how I
look at the glass always look at the oh okay so who's been
sucking it down so that'd be you okay now gene he very important
part of no agenda history. We had our night you could become a
night and Gene said hey man, I'm a night now what I'm not
motivated to donate a crazy amount he had a lot of money
back then I guess we took it all from it. And thanks gene. He
said I need more levels I need I need I needed I need I need
another thing to go to you what he was talking about was
gamifying value for value. And I remember exactly where I was
when he told me that to him like holy crap. And that's how we got
to the Baronet. The barons the Dukes and all that stuff and it
grew out of out of his idea was just fantastic. We should have
him on the show. He is also I mean when he got the coup for
the first thing I said give me a fucking blister pack I'm on my
wiped it off. Yeah, of course. I know I was going to Austin
anyway that day but I would have seriously driven for sure No, I
would have come with me we were driven right to and we have
other great
like new friends but they just I'm like this this woman I met
her at my deep Yeah, I mean she just has my heart I just love
love this woman and they've been so helpful to you she and her
husband with you know just helping out and with you're not
gonna mention now watching my
words, welcome to podcasting but
her she had said she texted she said Look, do you need anything
because Brian will drive right out there and help you with
anything and to me that is just I love that because I we would
do the same absolutely retreats ahead when Teresa had COVID and
she was in Arizona. They live in Illinois, they ended up driving
home because she couldn't get on a plane and animals like I will
I will fly anywhere and seriously I will wait and give
her Yeah, I care of course I love when friends reciprocate
like that. It's It's pretty awesome. So and I said it
America
merkaba America, America. All right. Yeah. The other thing I
wanted to discuss. We don't talk about the kids often, but
I'm not. I'm instructed. No, I know.
Yes, correct. But we can talk about Christina. Now, Christina
is now 31. And she has a wonderful boyfriend, Kevin, who
I've met met him was back in August. And he is a he's a
producer, music producer, and they have done a song together,
and a video. Now it's in Dutch and it'd be it'd be hard to
explain exactly what the if there's a political aspect to
it, which is about the Prime Minister of the Netherlands. His
name is Rita and Rosa and so part of the song is a route to
Qatar. Which means that which rhymes of course good for the
poetry. What it means is Ruth is fucking around like a dick.
Because the it'll be a hit because they do well the
millennials in the millennials in the Netherlands mandate ze
are seizing, because they've really been locked down like
dogs with all kinds of restrictions and they were
promised that everything would open up and you can do a couple
of things, but you can't promise them your dance festivals are
coming during the summer and then canceled a week before so
there's hatred and and that's why the Netherlands is going to
be very big in the in the truck protest. But the title of the
song and the video is is very modern, and it hasn't dropped
yet. It's very modern. It's it's what do you think of the just
the the song itself? It's like a typical modern dance track,
like for sure it definitely has appeal. It's gonna appeal to
that demographic for
sure. And the title is real men eat ass, which was a proud dad
moment for me to see this. It's truly it's hilarious. I can't
wait to share the video which Twitter will probably take
down immediately. And no not listen subtitled. Will they?
Well, I
mean, but there's also some very sexually suggestive which
is a weird one suggested don't actually say You're kidding
me. There's like 18 Did you watch it? Yeah. You see the
vaping thing?
Oh, I just remember her taking the knife and the fork to his
ass. I just remember
that. Yeah, that was just okay. It's also a double entendre you
have to understand there is a what is that word? Like a treat
a snack treat in Holland, which it's called a more cope. That
different names for it's very racist names back in the day.
It's kind of like it's like a cracker about this big. And then
it's marshmallow with chocolate like a mound of Yes. And you
bite into it like that and it's just just a luscious tree like
that. And so this kind of a double entendre like real man
that but of course he's eating that treat off of her boyfriends
but in the nice but though it's guys got a young man's got
stuck. Again, I was like, I can't look at this like a
father. I have to look at it from a professionals like a
music industry person. Like yeah, this has got to appeal
to Adam is so proud of Christina. When he watched it,
he came and he looked at me like, Oh my God, that's my
daughter.
Hashtag proud dad.
Yeah, he's very proud. I am to I, I'm, I'm just happy that
she's so happy.
And they needed they needed some because business shut down for
so I mean, she knows more of her peer group who've committed
suicides and died of COVID This isn't and this is not an
exaggeration. It's it's really really really really bad. We
have no idea what these what they call two g and one G
restrictions. Is the Yeah, we don't even know the damage that
has been done. But just I'm I am super proud because I look at
I'm like, holy, this is this and they got a record deal. You
know, they got to do Yeah, yeah. Real they're releasing it. And,
and I think then what does your mom think about it?
I don't think her mom has seen it yet. Because I said I think
your mom might hate it. You said oh yeah, she well I said well
it's not rock and roll to your mom hates it right. And then you
send her five copies when you're on the cover of the Rolling
Stone and it covers
everything. Okay, there you go. Yeah. Their mom always says
You're ruining my career.
It's time for Christina to
Christina. Here I need Christina and Kevin to come hang Yeah, for
sure. in the hill country. We just need one Joe Biden Brandon
to drop one restrictions so non residents can enter without
vaccination proof. I think that'll probably happen. Yeah.
And then they can I can't wait to have I have it now. They also
need to get out of that hellhole for
a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
Okay. Did you have anything else on the list?
Lulu? How far how long are we heavily recorded? We
had this is the longest show ever. One hour and 20 minutes.
Oh,
no, I was gonna talk about our engagement wedding but we'll do
that the next day. It's a teaser. Next show we'll talk
about oh, Adam proposed in our wedding. Really? Yes. Their
request for that. No, no, I just thought you know, people want to
know me. They want to know. It's yeah, it's a good story. But you
know what, we'll save
it for episode. Would you like to know about the how I proposed
send us a boost. Booster, gram.
Yes. It's a great story. Yeah,
Tina Marie Curie. Yes. I do a lot of podcasts. This is by far
my favorite.
Oh, you're just saying that because you get to sleep with
me. That's
true. Not really, I
love you, baby.
I love you. No, no, this this is a blast even when I'm sick with
COVID I'm happy to be here. And we'll be back in a fortnight as
they say in jolly old England in about 14 days. Next Wednesday of
course mo facts with Adam curry. Keep an eye on at Elan calm on
Twitter here. She's a great follow. We'll talk to you next
time everybody Bye Bye. Say bye baby.
Bye bye everything is fine. Got all that you need. The periodic
heater Yeah,