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Hey, Adam curry Jhansi Devorah
Sunday December

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22 2019 This is your award
winning get my nation media

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assassination episode 12 101
This is no agenda, holding hands

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telling stories and broadcasting
almost live from opportunity's

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own 33 the frontier of Austin,
Texas capital, the growing Star

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State in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam curry,

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and from Northern Silicon Valley
where the weather has changed

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once again, to kind of nil. I'm
John Cena for aqua, Raglan

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Buzzkill. The

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amazing how you can do a weather
report on a show like this

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yield from the Buzzkill. Because
there's no weather it is like

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pre recorded.

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Yes, this is episode 1201. We
are almost live, which means

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we're not. I'm on a quick trip
with the keeper in New York.

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John, God knows what you're
doing. You probably just sit at

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home, you'd probably just
sitting in your chair listening

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to the show as it rolls, aren't

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you? Exactly.

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Now, this is a special show. And
we actually solicited this, you

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want to explain what we're doing
today on the show? Yeah, what

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happened was one of our
producers, and there's been this

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has happened a couple of times,
but this guy decided hey, you

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know, I like John stories maybe
cannot make what would you think

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if I put a collection together?
And we ended up just be a bunch

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of anecdotes, because they're
amusing. And so he did and we

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listened to it. And it was funny
to a point of course I'm you

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know, more bad critical myself.

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By the way. The person we're
talking about is Sir Ruben

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waffles. He was knighted for
this and Sarup and waffles and

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put this project together.

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Yes, let's get that straight.
And then after that he did one

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of Adam's stories because I felt
it was unbalanced. And that we

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did we're not playing that
today. Because apparently I have

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enough stories to carry a show.
And so that's what we're going

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to play. Now. We're going to
start this off with Adams kind

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of discussion of how this came
about. And kind of a meta sense,

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we're going to play that. And
that's going to go right into

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the stories.

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I have a note two notes. One. We
this is two shows that hadn't

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been written out and gotten to
it. We have a producer project,

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which I think it'd be fantastic
for a future show a compilation

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show. And this is not an easy
task. It's only for people who

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really have been listening to
the show for a while and kind of

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know where to where to where to
seek this out. We think it would

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be a great show to have John's
stories, just one after another.

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So the stories like you know you
would when you're frozen on the

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motorcycle trying to pick up the
chick. And other ones when you

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were learning how to fight
chemical fires with

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a bunch of mechs he told the
story last night about my like

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just first time I shot an
elephant gun story.

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Oh, we don't know this story. He
is a fine example. Story. No,

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no, I don't think so.

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All right. So I'm shooting with
this guy. First of all, he's a

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Silicon Valley CEO and he makes
me promise to never mentioned

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that he was doing this. He's
shooting because he's got a huge

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gun collection is great to shoot
with him. So I'm shooting with

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him. He does mention this one
side story which is he says

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above all people, he says Do not
tell John Doerr, the Kleiner

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Perkins. Because John Doerr is
an extreme anti gun nut up to

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the point where there was a
Halloween party recently, not

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recently. It's probably five or
six years. I remember the story.

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Yes, somebody comes in with a in
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their Halloween thing.

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I think that was Randy, who's
the guy who wrote the riddle and

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the monk Randy douchebag.

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I don't know. Comments on

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Randy commissar Yeah,

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comes in with this with the
cowboy outfit on and if toy gun

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and apparently door went
ballistic over this toy gun

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being at the party, I've heard
this story. Anyway, so we go out

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shooting and so on, we shooting
all these different guns, they

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get the shoot of Massoud
fireball, which is a really

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interesting gun to shoot and
some other things and so this is

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elephant gun. And so he says, so
I actually hit the target and

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that was a big deal because you
can't really aim it because you

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can't really hold it steady
enough as you get it was one of

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the shots where you're where
you're moving because a damn gun

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weighs like 50 pounds you just
try moving around and you as it

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crosses the target you shoot
hoping to hit the target that

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kind of thing. But before I
where that gives me this second

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football thing is a bunch of
padding Oh giant shoulder Yeah,

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big thing. And so this gun you
shoot this thing and you go back

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about I don't know four feet is
what you know watch it pushes

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you back and so I JC was also
shooting and I shoot this thing

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has had no this thing is like is
not by any fun at all. And so

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The next day I went I took a
shower. This is the punchline to

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the story. I take off my shirt
and I look my entire chest the

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right side of my chest was one
solid black and blues. Yeah.

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shoulder down to the stomach. It
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There's some powerful weapons
out there. Oh yeah. Okay, so

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let's not include that one. But
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only got two then I took my
motorcycle up to Tahoe. The cddb

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Kings II up there to see BB King
and I figured I gambled And how

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old were you? I don't remember
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like long flowing hair and I
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have the pretty much the hair.
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motorcycle. I was a Kawasaki
triple. Anyway rice

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burner okay.

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Oh as fast hair wood. I forgot
too long. I get the split ends

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and make my face itch. So I
never could go really long hair

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is driving me nuts. So I go up
there and I go to the tables

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before the concert. And I when I
don't know, to $300 and I saw

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that. That is spending the night
I'm going to come back after the

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BB King concert. I go watch and
I had a great seat right front

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it was like allowing Jack BB
King and we were doing blow or

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just drinking anything no
scotch, no weed. I'm on a

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motorcycle bad enough with a big
gouges in highway ad that you

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get killed just driving back. So
I say the concert tours around

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me and I say hell with it. I'm
driving home. I'll save the

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hotel cost and I'll just drive
home. So it's it's not quite

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snowing, but it's below zero. So
it's pretty sad. I got

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you and you're aware that it's
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And it's but I'm gonna get there
it says once I get down the hill

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it's not going to be snowing for
long. Wow. So I start to get

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what do you call when you get
too cold? It's called

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hypothermia. Hypothermia. I
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I'm driving a Lambo and so I go
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mistake of warming up which is
you know, cuz you gotta be cold

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yet you want to kind of keep you
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warm cold. So I got so I started
shivering like a maniac after I

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left the gas station after I've
warmed up going to see once that

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was so I started driving on the
entrance. There is a beautiful

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woman hitchhiking I mean,
dynamite you can she was dressed

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up in a lot of gear and you can
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And so she said shaking, and I
pullovers to ask her if she

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wants to go but hey, hey, I'm so
polar freezing I say to her. And

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she takes a look at me like I'm
a crazy guy. She pulls out her

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gun. She knows she slowly walks
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says no. And I realized like
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couldn't talk.

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How to pick up chicks by John C.
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I visited the the mansion or the
former mansion of the anti bello

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or the Civil War. I guess he was
a state officer, Cassius Clay,

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who was Henry Clay's? I think
his brother okay. And caches

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Clay had this place out and
outside. I think it's outside of

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Lexington, Kentucky. People are
going to start writing Dude, I

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don't know anything. But I think
it's a Lexington so I went in

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there and caches clays is very
famous get senator. And he one

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time a cannon apparently. And he
was an abolitionist, which was

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not popular in the area. And so
they tried to like fuck with

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him. And the locals. And so then
the including the sheriff and

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and the local police, and he had
a cannon in front of his house

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that he filled with shrapnel.
And when they came to, you know,

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either get him or arrest him or
harass him or whatever they're

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going to do. He'd shoot it at

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him. Which was his second
amendment rights being

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exercised.

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Exactly. And, you know,
eventually they stopped coming

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over. And he needed to do that.
Otherwise, you know, bad things

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were gonna happen to him. No
thanks to the local authorities.

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And I've always thought that was
like, you know, people moan and

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groan about it assault weapons
hold arrest. Skye has like a

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cannon that he's shooting and so
so I'm always thinking back on

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that like go what would have
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cannon. I was in the lunch and
play They said, talking to some

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guy was like a big one. These
guys went to all his concerts

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like I used to do. And I noticed
there's a one curious thing that

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happened at the concert that I
thought was was odd. In the

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middle of one of their songs,
which one of the songs that had

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a break in it when they they be
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to have a break and then they
didn't Jimmy Page would rip into

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a guitar solo. At the moment of
the break, somebody in the left

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hand back corner lead out a
blood curdling shriek that match

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beautifully the timing and
everything was perfect for the

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music and it was like it really
added a dimension to the song

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was actually like stabbed. Now,
it was just somebody screeching,

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and but it always stuck in my
mind is like, awkwardly perfect.

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Uh huh. Yeah. I went to this
guy, and I said, did you What

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did you go? And he went some
months. Some other day. I said,

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did you notice? And I pointed
out to a specifically this blood

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curdling shriek at this one
moment in the song and that left

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in the back of the room, you
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said, Yeah, I thought that was
weird. I heard that too. So

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apparently, they were ahead of
their times with setting these

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shields into the audience. Oh,
cool. Yeah, that's what I was

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thinking. But you know, ever
since then, I think I've been

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skeptical but everything. I had
this book and it reminded me of

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this. I told people this. I can
look at a guy and tell if he's

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had a vasectomy really is face
to face. And I'm not talking

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about you know, your two. Okay,

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wait, let me just get this
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straight. So amongst your many
talents, and remember, John has

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worked for oil companies. He's a
master chef. He's a wine

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connoisseur. He's a technology
expert. He used to hand deliver

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PC magazine to all 30,000
subscribers. Bowler tonight. Not

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only that, but you can tell just
by looking at a guy's face

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whether he's had a vasectomy or
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Yeah. Okay, now how I got clued
into this. Let me back up a

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little bit. Oh, please do this.
I had oops out the backed up too

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far. So I had this book and I
just irked no and that I've lost

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his book, although I think I
might be able to find it. In the

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one of the library searches that
Google and Microsoft are doing.

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I think it's still around. It
was a book done in the 20s. And

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in the 1920s. That book,
unhealth in the 1920s. The sack

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tummies were used as a way of
making people look more

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youthful. It was actually a
wasn't for birth control. It was

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done guy which it was done for
the purposes of like, instead of

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a facelift, you get a vasectomy,
and make you look younger. And

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they showed all these pictures
in this book. And, and I looked

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at these pictures, I looked at
enough of them. And then I know

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enough guys who had vasectomies,
that I look at that, and I could

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see what it does, it makes for
some reason, and it does. You

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know, I talked to people about
this what it says it makes no

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sense because all it does is
this scenario, how could it do

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what you're describing? I'm just
saying in the 20s. The SEC

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tummies were used as a youth
serum, we'll get a vasectomy and

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they look younger, by a little
bit but in fact, they didn't

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look younger, they look
different they and it makes your

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face a little puffier and a
little more. It's a little

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softer. It's kind of hard to
describe, but I'm telling you

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the truth I have seen and I've
asked actually done this with

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friends that you know that have
had Vic SEC dummies and just

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without combat. I just look at
him. So you've had a vasectomy.

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Right? And the guys 99% of the
time I'm right. I was Judy xovis

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vich Roy, John ROG Amara and
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There's nothing funnier than
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Bingi Dawn Vaughn Julie Dawn
Julie Jin Duan fantastisch that

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know you're Dutch you when you
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laid so bad my friend if you
just say that because what you

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just said there was great

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Martine Van Gogh Lin in Benin Lu
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you know he sends in his
donation just to hear you

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message it's more time for Colin
loss Yeah, that my

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dying fomka Colin loss and the
Highland less fallen last been

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highly last column.

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Colin Benito Awan.

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Yeah. Greg Vaughn trip to Vaughn
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prep, right. Forget it.

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One tribe Get it together,

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man font, right?

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Font, right? Yeah, there you go.
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it.

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Uh oh yeah, awesome.

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Nailed it. Geron Vaughn

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are okay let's try urine urine
Vaughn. Don't be a dick just you

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rune.

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You rune you go fun our been our
from psych shake Psych. Like

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psych strike.

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No. Strike strike close

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enough Jaren honey guy your own
hurting your own hunting

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girl hurting her. Just don't
make fun of it just tried to do

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it hurting ha. Hunting ha it
there's no end you're putting an

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end where there isn't hurting.

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Let the HA know that get the end
and there's an end in

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there. But isn't it but you
putting the end before the T

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It's hurting.

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Booting ha or who I say what
you're saying? Okay, you're

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right. In winning gun.

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boggling.

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Yeah. Okay. There's this woman
that came on that PBS newshour

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and unfortunately their news our
ball is wonders that they are

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wouldn't really go after her or
son for not answering any

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questions whatsoever. She's Lisa
Monaco. And you can look her up

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and she just looks like she hot.
No. She looks like a person that

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couldn't get a date if she
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because she's that's no no, no,
I'm not gonna tell you that this

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yarn

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video is different. She's She's
more photogenic than she is.

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Then she when you see her MBA
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there's there a Bre report.com
has very flattering picture of

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her.

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Well, she's not flattering,
especially after you listen to

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her talk.

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I love the one with her in the
bra. Let's just not it's not her

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bra, right. This is important.
She has. Yeah, the sun Monaco.

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Give it up for Raven.

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John, are you making it rain
again? Someone's getting

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cornhole today. Sounds like a
recipe for success. John, you

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actually just did a strip bar
announcement didn't you? Yeah.

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I know guys who do that job.

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I've done it when I was 16 I did
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Do it and I'll play the clip.

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Well, no, because it doesn't
lead into the clip problem. But

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again, I like to get these
things out in an absolute

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fashion.

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What you have to do here you're
welcome to the stage when

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someone makes it rain.

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Everybody give it up for him.
You already did Amber. Raven How

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do you know these

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straight from receita here she
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Raven give it up.

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Up next Bambi Bambi i to the
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The stage Wow. You do know it?

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Okay, I'll do Raven then we get
and then we'll come back to you.

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Great from receita here she is
gray man give it up ladies and

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gentlemen, a big round of
applause for that cookie tot

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bombshell Janine as she comes
off the stage find her at the

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private dance rooms where you
can live like a king with lap

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dances on sale. That's where
your discount coupon and free

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private dance card available at
the bar by 10 dances get one

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free now to the main stage is
Serota. She likes dirt bikes

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Dirty Dancing dirty boys in Star
Trek as Sue would say oh my

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Sharona give it up the Sharona
Julian Dinesh and Donna will be

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doing a lesbian act on stage to
bring them up bring them up.

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Julian Donna these two hotties
can be seen at the club on

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Wednesday but wrestling today
and the girls will give you a

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voucher for free entrance

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is that it? Yes. Then we had
someone to forget his wallet in

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the champagne room.

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Oh something for lunch was data
ladies and gentlemen wallet

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found all right, John. I don't
know I'm gonna go shopping. I

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think I'm gonna do some
Christmas shopping.

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I haven't even started that's
this week. I'm gonna do

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Christmas shopping.

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I did get a good bottle of a
quality vinegar that they were

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selling in a close out price
yesterday. I felt real good

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about that. Oh, I'm

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so happy for you.

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You know what I always like to
do is get a good white wine

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vinegar. I make my own vinegar
too. But I don't use the white

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with the stuff that's
commercial, my good white wine

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vinegar and then you buy a bunch
of Terragen and then you take

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get half of it if it's a big
enough bunch and just shove it

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in the vinegar, and you just
leave it in there for about

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three to six months, and then
you use that vinegar, and it's

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an outstanding product.

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Another Qunari tip from Jhansi
Dvorak.

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The thing that's interesting
about PG Tips to me and a lot of

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these other teas, and we're
talking about Sainsbury's has a

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nice theoretical red label,
which is a competitor is that

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the British over when they were
colonizing the world? They did

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these long term deals all over
the place for things like tea.

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So they essentially have, I
don't know how long the contract

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is for the various T providers.
But they get some of the best T

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into work because they kind of
locked down his deals

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permanently back in the 1800s.

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Isn't that in some way? Related
to upcoming December 16? Where

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it wouldn't when we commemorate
the Boston Tea Party?

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Yeah, the Boston Tea Parties you
know, there's a there's a if you

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study in American history, of
course, this gets pretty

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peculiar as to why the Boston
Tea Party took place. But they

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were trying to shove tea down
everybody's throat and they were

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also stealing it from China and
making them take opium. But

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really that was that was later.

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It was hasn't opium give us the
tea.

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One of the guys in the papers in
the 2000 word 2000. Word 2000.

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page document. 2000 Plus pages
is Marvin Minsky. Big shot at

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the Media Lab, major, major guy
I remember running into him a

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fight. He personally threw me
out of a meeting.

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Do tell this we need to hear
this that tells us first who

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Marvin Minsky is and then Marvin
kicked out of invading

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one of the famous artificial
intelligence. All right, I Yeah,

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some of the 80s the first go
round, and maybe even the one

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before he every 30 years or so.
This artificial AI

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didn't he didn't you kind of
write the book on artificial

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intelligence wrote a book.

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At least he published it.

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Well, you got me on that. So I
got invited as a lark, by wil

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Hearst, to go into the Media Lab
with the executives of the

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Hearst corporation who are
getting a a tour that you were

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you didn't have to sign a
nondisclosure. Uh huh. And I was

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like, person and I were just
wondering, we're in the kind of

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just wandering, we're just in
the group, those about 123,

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maybe 689 people, and including
the CEO, and Randy Hurst, and

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all these other people were
going through this thing, and we

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get to see the dog and pony show
that they put on was where I

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found out a number of
interesting things I used later

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in certain columns, because I
could, I didn't have to worry

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about nondisclosure being non
disclosed on any of it. So we're

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going from meeting to meeting
where these guys are just full

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of crap. And they're showing us
everything in the place. Good,

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great tour. And I have a few
ribald comments to make. And so

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we go into this final meeting.
And there's Minsky in there with

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the guys ahead of time, whose
name is eluding me vault with

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Wired Magazine. And Minsky sees
me he knows who I am. And he

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says, What's this guy doing
here?

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What's Devorah ag doing here?

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Pretty much this guy. And
everybody's looking left and

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right. And I'm sitting there
with a stupid smile on my face.

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And they asked me to leave.
Yeah. So we'll actually we'll

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left with me, the two of us
left.

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Oh, that's cool. I believe it
was showing solidarity.

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From what I could tell. Yeah.
And so we'd love to be in that

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it was at the end anyway. So who
cares? And we went out and did

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some in Boston somewhere. And
then as you left, like, that's

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the mouse guy. So there's a
restaurant opening up down this,

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you know, from the poncho
headquarters. If you go down?

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Was it Bryant No, Brannon going
on brand and to fourth, I guess,

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be just a little bit beyond
that. So I was what you were

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doing this, I was spending the
day down in Half Moon Bay at the

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Ritz Carlton at the Always On
conference with a bunch of

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venture capital guys. Right.
And, you know, I didn't get that

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much out of I did see a bunch of
people I needed to see. And you

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know, schmoozed and the PR woman
that runs the Ritz Carlton,

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there used to be my Booker at
Tech TV. The Booker Booker.

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Yeah. And she used to and so I
have no oranges. And you know,

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she has been fine. You could
spend the night you know, you

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have for you know, whatever. I
can't go down. Oh, cool. It's

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just me, but you know, she's
she's, she's a nice woman. Okay.

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All right. Well, you sound like
one of these guys who's on the

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forum here. You know, she's,
she's,

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I mean it I John, I say I say
this to the office about women.

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I say don't i Why should I be
any different on this show?

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Yeah,

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there's the evidence against you
and Anyway, so through. She's a

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good looking woman. I've always
liked her. She's very pleasant,

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and a great PR person. She's
really smart. But I didn't know

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she was a mega foodie. Oh, wow.
And so she's starting her own

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agency, and she's going to do
wine and food, PR. Well,

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excellent. Excellent, because we
have it anyway. The tour, I got

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to meet the chef and I got to
tour that place. I did all this

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stuff. Do you know what that was
going on and had a bunch of, you

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know, free food down there. I
don't know where that story was

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going. I had a point to make
before you brought up that.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Some years ago, I got irked
listening to Carly Fiorina give

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a speech and I noticed other
women CEOs started to say this

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phrase, and this the phrase that
bugs me, and the phrase is by

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and large, and by and large, by
and large, and I never I could

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never tell whether it was by
enlarge, or by and large. And

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what does it mean by and large?
So I heard some guy on the TV

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the other night saying it some
one of the politicians is well

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by and large, blah, blah, blah.
I don't think and by and large

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by and large. What where does
this phrase come from? And why

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do people use it? And what does
it mean? And how and what is it?

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Is it by and large? Is it by
enlarge? It just, I can't tell

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you from doesn't come from like
Old English or something,

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does it? And why are we using
it? I mean, I just wanted to say

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I actually was gonna bring it
up. I think maybe I mentioned it

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on one of these things that just
when I hear it, I just cringe. I

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don't know why that it annoys me
so much. It's

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also probably a phrase that
someone is implementing that,

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you know, just to buy some time
while they're thinking about

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what bullshit they're gonna say
next.

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By and large, that's probably
true. So let's talk about Star

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Wars.

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Oh, I have not seen Star Wars
obviously. I would say Force

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Awakens is the title of The
Force Awakens.

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It is what I thought it was. I'd
read a bunch of hold on John,

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stop, stop

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for a second. I think maybe it
would be more interesting. If

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the way you review the movie,
you could convince me to

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actually go see it. Do you think
that's possible? No. Well, then

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hold on. Let me get my beer and
then I'll just listen to you.

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Alright, go ahead.

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It was a for me. That's what I
guess soda

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all right. The review of Star
Star Wars The Movie.

440
00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:59,100
All right. I first I've read all
the negative reviews before I

441
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:03,960
went to see it to get in the
mood. Yeah. And the best review

442
00:28:03,990 --> 00:28:05,970
which I think people should take
with them when they go see the

443
00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:09,750
movie. They haven't seen it
already. It's they're running a

444
00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:14,190
lot in this movie. They are
running and running and running

445
00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:14,850
and running. There's

446
00:28:14,850 --> 00:28:18,660
a lot of running so a lot of
running that way. Isn't there a

447
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,400
hot new girl in the in the cast?

448
00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:23,940
Yeah, this is the girl that that
did that interview. I sent you

449
00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:25,530
the link to the

450
00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:28,410
coke. The Coke had the coke.
That one that one? She's cute.

451
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:31,590
Oh, she's very cute. She's
really she's a pleasant actress.

452
00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:34,950
She really is. Pleasant. She's
pleasant. She's good. She's

453
00:28:35,010 --> 00:28:38,220
she's not a crappy actress.
She's a good actress. I mean,

454
00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:40,290
for all you need. And Daisy,

455
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,780
Daisy, really, really right?

456
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:49,830
And she is very. She fits the
role should be great. And what

457
00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:53,940
role does she play? She plays
the heroine. The damsel in

458
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,720
distress.

459
00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:56,640
Somehow Princess Leia. She's

460
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,240
not princess she is in the
movie. She's now the general and

461
00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:03,180
everybody says another thing.
Oh, this movie is just about how

462
00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:08,910
why we should elect Hillary.
Yeah, I got a note from one of

463
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:12,360
our nights today. But one of our
producers who said I saw the

464
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:16,950
movie. It's just a pull motion
for a Hillary. So we discussed

465
00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:21,510
it. We had JC his wife, Mimi,
myself, J We're all sitting

466
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:27,180
around afterwards doing a post
mortem on the movie. J. The

467
00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:32,490
youngest of the group. Yes.
hated it. hated it. She hated it

468
00:29:32,490 --> 00:29:39,270
because it was quote unquote,
boring. I didn't think it was

469
00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:43,440
boring. Me me, man. She could
take it or leave it. She didn't

470
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,460
think much. I

471
00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:47,190
can hardly believe Mimi sat
through the whole thing.

472
00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:48,810
I'm surprised she went

473
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:52,650
she must really love you guys.

474
00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:56,730
So but it's it was very I
thought it was entertaining. It

475
00:29:56,730 --> 00:30:01,500
was exactly the same as episode
for the orig An old 1977 movie

476
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:05,670
with just a few little twists
here and there, but it started

477
00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:09,000
off the same it was the same
story it was a reboot. And it

478
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,190
was a good reboot I thought it
worked out well and there was a

479
00:30:11,190 --> 00:30:15,960
lot of says not a lot of CG
there was there was for that

480
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,870
movie. I think there'd be more
they still use a lot of models.

481
00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:21,720
They did it the old fashioned
way. And when they blew stuff up

482
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,480
they used you know, they real
real dynamite right? Yeah, real

483
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,300
dynamite and it makes a
difference it really looks like

484
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:30,210
something's blowing up it
doesn't look like these phony

485
00:30:30,210 --> 00:30:33,960
things that you see in like,
Transformers or whatever a lot

486
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,020
of CG and it's faster and
cheaper apparently to do it this

487
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:41,610
way. The CG guys are just over
the top with their expenses.

488
00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:47,250
Your computer guys now the movie
itself. I don't know if you want

489
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,500
to see it if you're not if you
see if you haven't seen them

490
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:49,950
all.

491
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,610
No, I have not even seen the
Empire Strikes Back so

492
00:30:53,610 --> 00:30:59,100
okay, what you shouldn't go No.
JC said that. He thought it was

493
00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:01,830
good because he would already
brought himself to the point of

494
00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:05,550
maximum disappointment by
watching the those prequels that

495
00:31:05,550 --> 00:31:09,210
they did which were terrible.
And this was so far above that

496
00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:12,150
in terms of quality, there are
plot holes all over the place.

497
00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:15,120
There's too much running or
running and running and running.

498
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,770
Just constantly.

499
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:23,430
I can just I can jog for access.
Too much running now. Now the

500
00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:25,080
force really good. In

501
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,350
fact, at one point near the end
of the movie, Daisy Ridley, who

502
00:31:28,350 --> 00:31:31,470
plays a woman called Ray who has

503
00:31:31,470 --> 00:31:33,630
to try and just snort the

504
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,490
car know that she uses cocaine
but if you look at this thing,

505
00:31:39,150 --> 00:31:42,330
this clip that was an interview
of her she seemed kind of

506
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:49,650
hammered. And at the end she
suddenly when confronted with

507
00:31:49,650 --> 00:31:54,210
something minor she runs she
runs out and says running just

508
00:31:54,210 --> 00:31:57,600
because hey we've gone five
minutes without any running

509
00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:03,600
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. But you're

510
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,230
gonna eat a giant

511
00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:06,840
bug on the show? Yeah, just to
see what it tastes like.

512
00:32:06,930 --> 00:32:08,550
Gee, what do you have? What do
you have lined

513
00:32:08,550 --> 00:32:12,510
up? One of those locusts that
deep fried locusts? You want

514
00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:14,670
to do it right off the bat? I
don't think I can wait for this.

515
00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:17,850
Really? I don't know I mean,
give me the background.

516
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,580
I just got this giant locusts to
eat well oh no,

517
00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:22,860
you know let's let's keep it
let's keep it until after the

518
00:32:22,890 --> 00:32:23,520
donation you

519
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,560
got me going? I just I just
broke the seal.

520
00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:29,280
No, you can't do that. Stay All
right. Tell me the background.

521
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,110
Where'd you get this? Where'd
you get this thing? What's going

522
00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,010
on? Who's on First?

523
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:36,930
came in the mail under the bug
program in the Berkeley area.

524
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,960
Wait a minute. It came in the
mail and you're gonna eat it?

525
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,100
Yeah, me right now.

526
00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:51,690
Best podcasts the universe
brings you

527
00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:56,130
like blue John C. Dvorak eating
a cricket

528
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:18,480
tastes like poop all right, who

529
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,710
sent you that who sent you that

530
00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:21,480
bug as your corn nuts?

531
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,930
Oh, no.

532
00:33:25,530 --> 00:33:30,060
I mean you should have written
now. All right. Nice. I want to

533
00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:35,190
fool the public. All righty. All
right, good. You fooled sounded

534
00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:38,970
very authentic. I'll say. Very
authentic. I was impressed.

535
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:45,030
Going about the dirty 30s I got
a couple more for you. Ah, the

536
00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:46,140
dirty 30s Yes,

537
00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:46,710
let's go.

538
00:33:47,550 --> 00:33:50,880
Okay, yeah, what do you think
all the way means?

539
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,350
All the way means going all the
way and he's hardly at home run

540
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,560
in round three bases and where
it's penetration time

541
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:03,090
chocolate cake or fudge with ice
cream? Boo ki do

542
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,790
come sorry if that change
somewhere along the lines

543
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:11,730
all wet. All wet. Yeah, all wet
here is all wet.

544
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:14,369
All wet means he's out of money.

545
00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:18,660
No good means he's no good. He's
no good. Okay, well, you're not

546
00:34:18,660 --> 00:34:22,830
getting any of these now. I'm
Ameche horn blower the blower

547
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,590
the blower caught get get out on
the blower. I

548
00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:28,050
already blew it. It's a phone. I
know the blower being a fun

549
00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:31,230
Yeah. Okay. Apple, Apple.

550
00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:32,220
But

551
00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:37,050
any big town or city? New York
being the big

552
00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,160
big apple interesting.

553
00:34:40,470 --> 00:34:46,590
Bay broad debt is the terms Bay
broad Dame doll frail twist

554
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:54,060
muffin and kitten Xur. Baby to
baby babies acute BSer it's a

555
00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:58,740
glass of milk. Oh. What's it
been shooter a get a rod or

556
00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:01,470
Rosco a heater a convinced her

557
00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:08,520
a weapon of some sort gun. Yeah,
gun

558
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:14,430
again. I gotta get Okay. Where's
your Roscoe bring it again. I

559
00:35:14,430 --> 00:35:15,900
like I like Roscoe

560
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:21,030
Roscoe your Roscoe I'm strapped
with my Roscoe bro

561
00:35:22,740 --> 00:35:24,270
what's beat beat

562
00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:28,200
beat beat is your beat is where
you where you walk or your

563
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,140
neighborhood your place your
peers you're broke Oh your beat

564
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:33,240
beat a dead beat that's very
broke.

565
00:35:33,930 --> 00:35:37,200
Yeah, yeah exactly behind the
grind

566
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:42,420
behind the grind. He is
backstage at an MTV show

567
00:35:43,290 --> 00:35:48,030
behind in one studies. Okay. Big
House who's Gao?

568
00:35:48,209 --> 00:35:53,549
Big House the big house the boss
who is Gao? Who's Gao? I don't

569
00:35:53,549 --> 00:35:57,269
know who's got who's go prison.
Oh, the

570
00:35:57,270 --> 00:36:00,390
big Oh, okay. Gotcha the big
house. Yes, I should have known

571
00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:00,750
that one.

572
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,360
You should have known that one.
That's one against that's minus

573
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,650
one. bleed. bleed. I'm gonna
bleed him

574
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,600
to cut someone.

575
00:36:10,109 --> 00:36:11,039
No to extort her

576
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,730
black. No, read them. rip them
off. Yeah. I'm sucking at this

577
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:14,940
guy.

578
00:36:14,970 --> 00:36:16,470
You don't you totally blow.

579
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:18,540
Get me on the blower.

580
00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:22,710
No, that was the phrase totally
blown. blinkers, lamps, pies,

581
00:36:22,710 --> 00:36:29,820
shutters peepers boobs. She's
got great paper says yeah, had I

582
00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:34,860
got one. No, it's eyes. Oh,
please. That's about diners.

583
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,050
That's about boobs. shutters

584
00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:42,180
and lamps now. Okay, lamps.
We're going to do this next

585
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:45,270
show. Ready? Yeah. Blow your
wig.

586
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,190
To get on the plane as the
president

587
00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:55,830
is good, good answer, but it
means to become very excited.

588
00:36:55,830 --> 00:36:56,220
Yes, I

589
00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:58,920
thought was to get very mad. But
yeah, blow your top while you're

590
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,820
awake. I've heard those

591
00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:03,600
30 years anyways, we got to get
a few of these back and play.

592
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,460
Like Roscoe. Roscoe is

593
00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:09,840
good. I like that. Yeah. What
else? Give me another one. All

594
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,520
right. I'm annoyed that I get
this wrong.

595
00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:17,100
Okay, you get this one. Boos
coach giggle juice and mule.

596
00:37:17,730 --> 00:37:21,870
Wow. That's alcohol. The whiskey
and this right. Close enough.

597
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:30,090
Yeah. Here's a good one. You'd
never get this. Brody. Brody.

598
00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,100
You can ask me to use it in a
sentence.

599
00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:36,120
Could you use the word in a
sentence please? Yeah, I pulled

600
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:42,870
a Brody. Oh, it's like some
massive failure. Ah, right. But

601
00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:43,620
where does it come from?

602
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:47,250
Is that mistake and where does
it come from? I don't know. But

603
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,740
I always thought I didn't
realize it went back to the 30s

604
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,890
because I remember when did you
use the word Brody and how we

605
00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:56,610
started refer to the 40 Niners
quarterback in the 50s. Okay.

606
00:37:57,510 --> 00:37:57,900
Brody,

607
00:37:57,930 --> 00:37:59,280
did you do something really bad,

608
00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:02,610
though he used to always flip
running around the field they

609
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:09,330
like like he was being chased by
wild dogs. And he was known for

610
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:12,600
making making quick U turns and
it was always I always thought

611
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,850
when they said pull the Brody I
thought that meant just turn

612
00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:19,650
around and go the other way. So
I was befuddled apparently when

613
00:38:19,650 --> 00:38:24,630
I was a kid. One more. One more
last one. Okay, it's a bunch of

614
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:31,140
them again. Bruno's goons patch
it men, torpedoes and trigger

615
00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:31,530
men.

616
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,400
Yeah, well, these are foot
soldiers of some mob. Yeah.

617
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:35,790
hired

618
00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:38,940
gunmen or other tough guys. How
about Okay, one last one more

619
00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,110
just because you need this one.

620
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:48,180
bold, bold sentence. He's got a
bulge. Oh. Got a lot of money.

621
00:38:48,990 --> 00:38:50,490
Having an advantage?

622
00:38:52,290 --> 00:38:54,570
Well, that's all man. It's like
Battle of the Bulge. I guess I'm

623
00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:58,050
not sure. Okay. But that well,
that was in the 40s. So that

624
00:38:58,050 --> 00:39:01,860
couldn't have been Battle of the
Bulge. But don't use the last

625
00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:04,890
era. Yes. Well, I tried to bring
some of it

626
00:39:04,890 --> 00:39:09,540
back. Well, so far all we have.
So far. We have as Roscoe

627
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,400
Roscoe. I loved Roscoe Yeah.

628
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:13,860
And I'd like to find out where
that's from.

629
00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:21,600
So we're shopping at Tarjay. And
there's a there's a I'm having

630
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,090
trouble. This hat only happens
once in a while. I usually have

631
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:28,410
pretty good line karma. Which is
the karma where you there's a

632
00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:31,740
bunch of people in line, the
distances are pretty much equal.

633
00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:34,500
You pick a line and you'll hope
that you get through the line

634
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:39,150
faster. Faster, thin than
normal. Yeah. And I'm I have a

635
00:39:39,150 --> 00:39:42,870
racist, racist when it comes to
this and I'm going to explain

636
00:39:42,870 --> 00:39:49,680
now. My wife says you're a
racist. My racist comment is, if

637
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:56,940
the checker that's working, the
register is black. Go there.

638
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:02,610
That's very racist. Instead of
you, John, why, why is this what

639
00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:07,860
is their fast, they actually do
a better job. So why are black

640
00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:09,660
Americans faster than white
Americans?

641
00:40:09,810 --> 00:40:12,450
They just like the competition
or something. I don't know. It

642
00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:15,150
just always surprises me how
much faster they are, but they

643
00:40:15,150 --> 00:40:18,810
crank and I always compliment
them at the end. I always

644
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,540
sometimes and you can if you go
to a Costco, you can just sit

645
00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:24,210
back and watching to see one
line moving like a son of a

646
00:40:24,210 --> 00:40:27,480
bitch in one line, nothing. See,
again, the fast moving lines,

647
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,200
always some black guy just
cranking away. So I always say

648
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,470
to them, you're fast, and they
always really appreciate the

649
00:40:34,470 --> 00:40:34,980
compliment.

650
00:40:35,009 --> 00:40:37,709
Oh, well, I should try that
somebody but I think you should

651
00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:40,919
say you're much faster than them
white people I think you should

652
00:40:40,919 --> 00:40:43,829
try med doing now. Okay? That
would really,

653
00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:46,890
this happened at target by the
way I got into wrong land with

654
00:40:46,890 --> 00:40:50,910
some woman. checker is always in
part time. And there's a black

655
00:40:50,910 --> 00:40:52,830
guy and I don't know why he
didn't go into black guys,

656
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,500
because he just cleared the
line. I'm still standing behind

657
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:59,010
this. This amateur couple of
students from University of

658
00:40:59,010 --> 00:41:02,940
California, obviously, wild
white guy with his Chinese

659
00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:07,290
girlfriend, Cal Student, typical
good looking woman by the way,

660
00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:11,400
she's about 21. And she can't
use the thing with the credit

661
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,270
card. She can know where to scan
and she's dicking around she's

662
00:41:15,270 --> 00:41:17,910
looking at what does this mean?
He sees pointing port push that

663
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:21,960
push that and it's taking for
ever. The woman that does a

664
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,960
checker she decides to get into
a long conversation with them

665
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,750
that turned the thing around and
she said no, no, you want this.

666
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,050
So then at the just one of these
it's a debit card. I suppose in

667
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,950
this she decides to get cash
back. And we're sitting there

668
00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:37,890
waiting. There's other lines
done and waiting waiting when

669
00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:44,340
she gets she wants cash back in
quarters. So she's stolen out

670
00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:47,790
she's got to crack in a couple
quarters things asking the next

671
00:41:47,970 --> 00:41:51,150
guy and check her over. There's
enough yet eight quarters. I

672
00:41:51,150 --> 00:41:52,650
mean, why quarters,

673
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,610
they're messing with your busy
life. If I cannot believe that

674
00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:59,790
they're ruined. You know what,
when you get a black checker,

675
00:42:00,030 --> 00:42:04,200
who does good work, you should
tip that person here. Here's $1

676
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:04,470
And

677
00:42:04,470 --> 00:42:08,100
I'm doing either you're much
better than me in trouble. I try

678
00:42:08,130 --> 00:42:11,970
to wait a minute to the moment
of racism. But I'm not going to

679
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,950
make it clear to anybody that
that's the case. In this

680
00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:21,540
particular area, there are
probably 1000s of bald eagles.

681
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,830
And you saw them oh yeah nice.
They're all over

682
00:42:25,830 --> 00:42:27,030
the place our past

683
00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:31,410
our national bird

684
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,130
anybody who has been around
would say the same thing.

685
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,580
They're past their past they
kill kittens they grab kittens

686
00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:41,910
little puppies. They're always
on the lookout for like no

687
00:42:41,910 --> 00:42:46,800
not little puppies we should
have they are in the morning to

688
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:53,100
you troubled citizen I didn't
know this about the E all

689
00:42:53,130 --> 00:42:54,420
their total horrible animal.

690
00:42:56,010 --> 00:43:00,900
Your your your defacing our
national bird.

691
00:43:01,259 --> 00:43:04,289
If mythbusting Okay, well, I'm
very sad

692
00:43:07,110 --> 00:43:11,280
to say no horrible animal. What
can I say? The eagle the bald

693
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:11,640
eagle. The

694
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,800
Golden bald eagle is that's that

695
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:17,370
golden eagles a different
animal. Oh, okay. And they're

696
00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:20,220
okay. I'm a golden eagle. The
bald eagle is the one that's the

697
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:22,590
real past. Golden Eagles are a
little better at a

698
00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:25,530
golden eagle. And eagle is
freedom. John, how can freedom

699
00:43:25,530 --> 00:43:26,910
be a past Golden

700
00:43:26,910 --> 00:43:30,480
Eagle is when I'm in range of
one. Golden Eagles have like a

701
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:35,700
500 mile or 50 mile and 50 mile
range where they come around.

702
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,910
Everyone says I have a golden
eagle that comes around once in

703
00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:42,810
a while for time coming home
where PG Tips. So I'm coming

704
00:43:42,810 --> 00:43:47,550
home. And I go and I hear
something in the backyard. I go

705
00:43:47,550 --> 00:43:51,270
up to the door. And there's a
bunch of seagull feathers all

706
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:55,440
over the deck now. Oh, what the
hell are these Seagull feathers

707
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,800
doing here? And so I start to
step outside and there's a

708
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:04,230
golden eagle sitting in the plum
tree. He had eaten an entire

709
00:44:04,230 --> 00:44:04,770
seagull.

710
00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:07,800
Wow. Yeah.

711
00:44:08,790 --> 00:44:11,970
So these eagles are something
that what does the what does the

712
00:44:11,970 --> 00:44:14,670
eight The Seagull and he left
just a bunch of crap all over

713
00:44:14,670 --> 00:44:16,110
the place is a mess. What what

714
00:44:16,110 --> 00:44:18,750
does the what does the eagle not
eat of the seagull? What does he

715
00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:19,950
leave behind the beak? Oh,

716
00:44:19,950 --> 00:44:23,310
they might eat rodents slaughter
rodents, but puppies.

717
00:44:23,310 --> 00:44:25,530
He ate the whole thing.
Everything. Yeah,

718
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:30,720
yeah. But a few feathers. Wow. I
was sitting there and he's

719
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,510
digesting this thing because he
just finished filming himself

720
00:44:33,510 --> 00:44:36,210
with his with his giants with
his big Seagull which is a good

721
00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:43,140
sized bird. And, and he looks at
me. Give me a look. I've ever

722
00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:46,680
had an eagle do this too. He
looks at me and he goes What do

723
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,250
you want?

724
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,200
So nice. They're in California.
You were in Vegas, John.

725
00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:58,680
Yeah, I went to Las Vegas,
Nevada. And did you lose any? No

726
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,010
actually, I won. I The only
budget I know I don't know I

727
00:45:02,010 --> 00:45:04,590
don't like to gamble I think
it's just a stupid I'm not a

728
00:45:04,590 --> 00:45:08,370
gambler either. But I do you
know play video poker machines

729
00:45:08,370 --> 00:45:11,340
because I, I know that there are
certain machines if you if you

730
00:45:11,340 --> 00:45:14,460
look at all the odds, it's the
funniest thing. video poker

731
00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:17,550
machines have a variety of odds
for the exact same game from

732
00:45:17,550 --> 00:45:20,430
machine to machine to machine.
And I don't know, you know, I

733
00:45:20,430 --> 00:45:23,190
mean, I guess nobody ever looks
at these odds because there are

734
00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:26,070
some machines that essentially
just take your money and they're

735
00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:28,800
published right it's it says
right there you will lose at

736
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,680
least 4% On every every dime,
you put it that's what

737
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:35,130
that's casino wide. But there
are some machines that are

738
00:45:35,130 --> 00:45:39,150
pretty close to break even on
video poker. And if you know

739
00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:41,850
what to look for, and this is
you know, the cause they ended

740
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,380
odds are right on the screen.
And people just ignore it. But

741
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:46,620
you don't

742
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:49,680
have to go to Vegas for that you
could go to your local 711 and

743
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,970
play video poker Ganesha.

744
00:45:51,810 --> 00:45:56,460
Yeah, you could, okay. It's just
a game I liked because I had

745
00:45:56,460 --> 00:45:59,580
this. There's this computer
program called years ago called

746
00:45:59,580 --> 00:46:02,370
the video poker tutor. And

747
00:46:02,790 --> 00:46:04,860
that run on the Commodore 64 or
something

748
00:46:05,549 --> 00:46:10,379
not close to it anyway, they
would just keep beating you down

749
00:46:10,379 --> 00:46:12,689
until you figured out how to you
know what the strategy was

750
00:46:12,689 --> 00:46:16,619
because the video poker is not
poker. It's a you know, it's a

751
00:46:16,619 --> 00:46:20,129
different game altogether. And
there are other strategies

752
00:46:20,129 --> 00:46:22,919
involved in what you hold on
what you get rid of, if you want

753
00:46:22,919 --> 00:46:25,919
to approach this breakeven
point. And then if you get

754
00:46:25,919 --> 00:46:28,709
lucky, you can you know, walk
away with some money and I tend

755
00:46:28,709 --> 00:46:30,779
to always walk away with some
money always. I can't say I've

756
00:46:30,779 --> 00:46:39,449
made a fortune. Total Earnings.
Five bucks. Right on. So my wife

757
00:46:39,479 --> 00:46:42,329
comes down for Thanksgiving. She
drives down from Washington. Did

758
00:46:42,329 --> 00:46:45,779
she bring animals? Yeah, she
brought some animals. She also

759
00:46:45,779 --> 00:46:50,399
brought some some dry goods.
From Washington State, you're

760
00:46:50,399 --> 00:46:51,209
gonna want to get a certain

761
00:46:51,390 --> 00:46:55,290
Stop, stop, stop, stop stop.
One. Which animals did she

762
00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:55,770
bring?

763
00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,390
She brought a big giant dog. And
a couple other dogs.

764
00:47:01,170 --> 00:47:05,790
I'm gonna in total, three. Okay,
and what dry goods?

765
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:09,570
stuff you can buy at these
special dispensaries in

766
00:47:09,570 --> 00:47:13,050
Washington? Public? Oh, those
will surely be open to the

767
00:47:13,050 --> 00:47:13,710
public here.

768
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,020
I thought you were sounded a
little happy today.

769
00:47:16,410 --> 00:47:22,740
No, I don't use that stuff. And
I'd be mad. Wow, the lights

770
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:30,180
coming in. She's so she would
listen to 15 hours straight.

771
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,050
Have no agenda, gentlemen,
listen to the show. So she is

772
00:47:34,050 --> 00:47:36,900
like you say going to Paris if
you haven't been there for 10

773
00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:39,270
years, and you go, Oh, this is
Detroit things have changed

774
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:43,770
to say, hey, that shows pretty
good. Let me guess. No, she did,

775
00:47:43,770 --> 00:47:47,400
actually. But she made some
interesting comments that I have

776
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:51,720
not heard. She says the show is
snappier and moves faster. She

777
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:56,010
says there's more inside
baseball insights material that,

778
00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:00,240
you know, that we take for
granted. That is very confused,

779
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:02,070
hard for new people to figure
out, you know,

780
00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:08,400
but I told her that and we had
to discuss this because I know

781
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:12,090
that. Do we do this on purpose?
I said we do it on person shows

782
00:48:12,330 --> 00:48:15,060
as Oh, no, we do that on
purpose. And every time I say

783
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:18,660
that, she says sure. You guys. I
think it just evolved. But no,

784
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:21,810
we do stuff on purpose. And I
said the idea of having our own

785
00:48:21,810 --> 00:48:24,540
language calling people chip
instead of their real name and

786
00:48:24,570 --> 00:48:27,780
stuff like that. And we used to
use different names for a booty

787
00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:31,050
club example. Yeah. She says
there's more of that than

788
00:48:31,050 --> 00:48:35,070
before. And it's very confusing.
But she says the way you listen

789
00:48:35,070 --> 00:48:37,950
is that you listen What the hell
is she says, What the hell are

790
00:48:37,950 --> 00:48:41,730
they talking about? And then
something over some something

791
00:48:41,730 --> 00:48:42,330
ground and

792
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,720
the penny drops. And all of a
sudden, like, Oh, I see what

793
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:50,160
exactly. And, and I said that
this is interesting, because we

794
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,520
used to always have this problem
with new listeners where the

795
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,470
show was off putting for two or
three shows. He did like five

796
00:48:58,470 --> 00:49:01,770
years ago. And so people just
until they heard three shows.

797
00:49:01,770 --> 00:49:05,160
They didn't like the show at
all. But the thing, the feedback

798
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:09,660
I get now is I listened to once
and I was hooked. I've had that

799
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:11,640
comment. Oh yeah, you're

800
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,210
right.

801
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,660
I think I think it's our comedic
stylings that are hooking

802
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:16,020
people.

803
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:20,940
I got a couple more complaints.
I forgot. You know, I've been

804
00:49:20,970 --> 00:49:27,210
meeting wanting to mention this
for some time. Okay. You give

805
00:49:27,210 --> 00:49:30,300
peanuts out at some of these
flights? Yeah. Which is probably

806
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,680
endangering someone but

807
00:49:32,609 --> 00:49:35,249
I've had many flights where they
say sorry, no peanuts on this

808
00:49:35,249 --> 00:49:37,889
flight because we have someone
with severe allergies and you

809
00:49:37,889 --> 00:49:39,809
don't get peanuts. That's good.

810
00:49:41,370 --> 00:49:44,250
Do you ever why ever sit there
so there's this habit some

811
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:48,450
people have which is incredibly
annoying. If the peanut eaters

812
00:49:48,450 --> 00:49:50,820
that fake and, and they

813
00:49:51,359 --> 00:49:54,929
Is this about peanut eating
etiquette nah. Yeah. Okay. All

814
00:49:54,929 --> 00:49:56,729
right. I'm good. All right. Roll
it on.

815
00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:58,560
You're gonna agree with this.
You'll

816
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,410
see it you have seen where I'm
worried that I might be one of

817
00:50:01,410 --> 00:50:03,720
those people I'm really hope

818
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:09,120
not. So they take they got you
got a bag, a little bitty dinky

819
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,560
bag of peanuts. It's not enough
peanuts do

820
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,860
anything. It's about 17 peanuts
in it dumped a penis

821
00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:16,620
in your mouth. You're good to
go. No, no, that's not the way

822
00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:19,290
it works with some of these
guys. They have to dump the

823
00:50:19,290 --> 00:50:25,440
peanuts in their right hand.
They dump like a palm Filipina

824
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,110
soul bag, or at least at least
half the bag goes in their

825
00:50:28,110 --> 00:50:32,220
hands. Then they make a fist.
Yeah.

826
00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:34,680
Then they shake.

827
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,020
You're describing my old man, by
the way to a tee. He's a dirty,

828
00:50:40,590 --> 00:50:45,180
dirty pennant and whether they
create a small opening at the

829
00:50:45,690 --> 00:50:49,680
end of the fist, and dirt try to
shoot a couple of peanuts into

830
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:50,310
their mouths.

831
00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:54,930
This of course is completely the
wrong way to eat peanuts. Well,

832
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,470
for one thing, it gets peanut
grease all of your hand, which

833
00:50:58,470 --> 00:51:02,100
is you know, not necessarily
good at and salt, but does

834
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:05,580
Shake, shake, shake, and so
they're chewing and shakin, shoo

835
00:51:05,580 --> 00:51:08,040
in and shake and chew and and
shake it and they throw a couple

836
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,650
more peanuts in their mouth and
chew some more. While shaking

837
00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:14,430
and shaking. It just is
annoying. It's the most annoying

838
00:51:14,430 --> 00:51:17,820
thing I've ever seen. Hey, man,
and then they're done. They got

839
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:20,940
down to the PSN they start then
they start doing this thing with

840
00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:24,240
their hands to get all the salt
and grease off during the

841
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,000
slapping themselves. Okay, John,

842
00:51:27,690 --> 00:51:31,080
this is exactly how am I how
I've seen my father eat peanuts.

843
00:51:31,650 --> 00:51:35,280
This is very unusual. No, it's
not. I think it's that unusual.

844
00:51:35,310 --> 00:51:37,890
What is the correct way to eat
peanuts in a plane?

845
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:42,810
There's a lot of ways you can
take. You can take the peanut

846
00:51:42,810 --> 00:51:47,070
bag. And just if you like
tossing the peanuts back toss

847
00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:47,880
from the bag.

848
00:51:48,870 --> 00:51:51,120
I always ask the flight
attendant to feed me.

849
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:55,110
Yeah, well, they rarely do that.
I gave up on that idea.

850
00:51:56,790 --> 00:51:58,920
Okay, I'm sorry. While

851
00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:04,050
on the flight, I should mention
this. A number of and probably a

852
00:52:04,050 --> 00:52:09,630
dozen idiots are coming down the
aisle with this huge backpack.

853
00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:13,560
Your favorite? Yes, the huge
backpack up and left and right

854
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:13,680
there.

855
00:52:14,430 --> 00:52:19,590
That in the guy who's got the
too wide of a roller bag. And he

856
00:52:19,590 --> 00:52:22,170
has instead of picking it up
like you're like a normal

857
00:52:22,170 --> 00:52:27,000
person, he has to roll it. So
he's dragging the roller bag

858
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,030
banging into things he can't get
it and he's backing up and going

859
00:52:30,030 --> 00:52:32,580
forward because the bag is
always hitting one of the seats.

860
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,180
And this was an old 730

861
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,730
Someone saw and did someone
swing around and hit you in the

862
00:52:38,730 --> 00:52:41,310
face where their bag as usual or
no but almost

863
00:52:41,310 --> 00:52:46,200
had almost to show my son moved
by donate to no agenda. Imagine

864
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:57,150
all the people who could do
that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun and

865
00:52:57,150 --> 00:52:58,980
we do have a few people to thank
for show

866
00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:03,329
way, way, way, way, way, way
way. The first of all, I think

867
00:53:03,329 --> 00:53:07,259
your stories are fantastic. You
said on the last week it would

868
00:53:07,319 --> 00:53:11,189
whatever it was 1200 You said
Man, the boring. Your Your

869
00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:15,749
stories are actually a great
part of what makes our show so

870
00:53:15,749 --> 00:53:16,379
unique.

871
00:53:16,980 --> 00:53:19,500
Well, I'm glad you liked my
stories because apparently I

872
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,880
can't stop telling them.

873
00:53:22,530 --> 00:53:25,320
I don't think I've heard many of
them twice. Well now I have

874
00:53:26,730 --> 00:53:31,860
very very seldomly do we repeat
a story. There's a couple of

875
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:36,720
them in there. But it's nice. I
always think of no agenda as you

876
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:39,360
came for the deconstruction but
you stayed for the stories,

877
00:53:39,510 --> 00:53:42,390
particularly John stories.
They're just good man that good.

878
00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:45,420
I'll just have this whole show
transcribed. And.

879
00:53:47,730 --> 00:53:50,220
And there's, there's my book.
There's my memoirs, ladies and

880
00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:54,300
gentlemen. Well, I believe that
sir Reuben waffles who

881
00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:57,030
graciously put this together.
And of course, he's an executive

882
00:53:57,030 --> 00:54:01,620
producer of this program, that
he also has a Adam stories. But

883
00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:05,850
that is for another time. This
is all about you. And of course,

884
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:10,110
we do want to continue to get
your involvement and support for

885
00:54:10,110 --> 00:54:13,080
the show. Since we go ahead,

886
00:54:13,110 --> 00:54:15,810
so that's why we took this extra
break, we took a break in the

887
00:54:15,810 --> 00:54:18,180
middle of because we want to
mention that you people who have

888
00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:21,900
donated for this show will be
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889
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:25,380
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890
00:54:25,380 --> 00:54:28,230
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00:54:28,290 --> 00:54:31,500
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892
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:32,220
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893
00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:35,880
And we'll be back with a live
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894
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,890
Christmas. What day is
Christmas? Christmas is on

895
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:42,120
obviously the 25th That's a
Tuesday. No, it's Wednesday. So

896
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,440
So Thursday, which in a lot of
the rest of the world is also a

897
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:50,280
holiday. It's the second day of
Christmas Boxing Day in the UK.

898
00:54:50,310 --> 00:54:53,340
The second Christmas day in the
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899
00:54:53,340 --> 00:54:57,660
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900
00:54:57,690 --> 00:54:59,790
whatever has been going on in
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901
00:54:59,790 --> 00:55:03,330
some From New York that I can
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902
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903
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Let's continue now with episode

904
00:55:11,340 --> 00:55:18,480
12 101. With the second half of
John's storytime as I prefaced

905
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,300
in the beginning of the program,
I'm doing some archival work. I

906
00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:24,330
want to collect our stories you
have you been particularly great

907
00:55:24,330 --> 00:55:27,330
stories. And it's nice if we can
kind of put them together. You

908
00:55:27,330 --> 00:55:33,000
know, you had told the story
about the proper way to eat nuts

909
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,270
on the show on the last show.
Yes, yes. Yeah. And of course,

910
00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:39,450
you said this one before, so I
decide I'm going to archive it.

911
00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:44,400
So I'm just going to archive it.
We'll put it on our album. Nut

912
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,520
story. Yeah, here it is. Just so
you can listen to it again. I

913
00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:52,830
just go for John, tell us your
peeve about the fisting method

914
00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:54,000
of eating snacks on here.

915
00:55:54,390 --> 00:55:57,390
I see this on the airplane and
it's very annoying, and I think

916
00:55:57,390 --> 00:56:00,660
it will result in in fights
breaking out as it just so

917
00:56:00,660 --> 00:56:05,640
annoying to watch. guy takes his
bag of peanuts and throws a pile

918
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:09,600
of them into his palm of his
hand and then he makes a fist

919
00:56:10,530 --> 00:56:16,500
around the nuts. And then he
shakes his fist to try to bring

920
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:23,040
a nut to the little hole stop.
And then he throws a nut in his

921
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:27,570
mouth from his fist. Then he
does it again. He shakes it

922
00:56:27,570 --> 00:56:33,060
throws and shakes and throws. It
is annoying as hell to watch.

923
00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:39,210
There you go. So you actually
produce that I did this one I

924
00:56:39,210 --> 00:56:45,630
did. So you're this is again. A
use of your time that is not

925
00:56:45,660 --> 00:56:50,250
necessarily a good use of your
time. But it's okay if you want

926
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:52,320
to just sit there and ridicule
me for my stories

927
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:55,350
ridiculing I'm making you a
legend. What are you talking

928
00:56:55,350 --> 00:56:59,010
about? Back to the list.

929
00:57:00,030 --> 00:57:01,530
Argentine ants.

930
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,720
Okay, I heard you earlier say
you are killing ants. So I have

931
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:10,650
to think it's related to you
have ants in your pants.

932
00:57:11,310 --> 00:57:14,010
There's ants all over the place.
The problem with California of

933
00:57:14,010 --> 00:57:19,380
course is we have ants. And
they're allowing the ants that

934
00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:23,820
have taken over California some
decades ago are called Argentine

935
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:27,510
ants, and they're from South
America. And they're little

936
00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:30,120
guys, they don't buy you're not
a problem. But the weird thing

937
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:34,410
about him is that cook they're a
collective. And this one is the

938
00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:40,980
only ant breed that if I'm an
ant in hive in an hole number 45

939
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,430
You know, five blocks from here
and somebody comes in flushes

940
00:57:44,430 --> 00:57:48,480
out the ant hole and kills all
the ants except me. I can wander

941
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,670
over and just join a different
group.

942
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:53,430
Oh, so they're they're inter
social.

943
00:57:54,030 --> 00:57:56,100
Yeah, and then so they don't
kill each other like a lot of

944
00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:58,620
these ants who will descend is
not from our group Let's kill

945
00:57:58,620 --> 00:58:02,340
him. Which makes the NCAA even
more annoying Now

946
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:04,590
how did they get here? If
they're Argentine? Or does that

947
00:58:04,590 --> 00:58:06,090
just the name is credit?

948
00:58:06,090 --> 00:58:06,420
No, I

949
00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:07,710
just correct here.

950
00:58:08,490 --> 00:58:11,790
You either somebody brought him
up in an ant farm or? Or they

951
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:13,470
worked their way up? I mean,

952
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:16,620
are they destructive? Do they do
they eat through stuff? Or they

953
00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:17,550
just make a mess?

954
00:58:18,150 --> 00:58:22,050
No, they did. You know, like all
ants, they clean up that faggy

955
00:58:22,050 --> 00:58:24,570
you know, if you get a crumb
somewhere they find it and take

956
00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:28,350
it with them. Or if there's a
drop of oil, you know if it's if

957
00:58:28,350 --> 00:58:31,050
they're in the oil eating mood
they get either in a sugar

958
00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:33,570
eating mood or an oil eating
mood depends on the time of the

959
00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:36,510
year. And then they but the
problem is is when you run into

960
00:58:36,510 --> 00:58:38,370
you what you want to do is you
want to have them attack

961
00:58:38,370 --> 00:58:41,610
something. So you leave like a
chicken bone out or something in

962
00:58:41,610 --> 00:58:44,520
the sink and you hope that they
go for it. And then you let it

963
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,800
build long enough so you can see
where the heck they're coming

964
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,190
in. Then you take a vacuum
cleaning you're wiping them out

965
00:58:50,190 --> 00:58:51,120
spot and spray it.

966
00:58:52,140 --> 00:58:55,830
Oh handy extermination tips from
John Cena vorhaus

967
00:58:55,830 --> 00:58:58,560
kind of embarrassing if somebody
sees his line of ants but but

968
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,440
the thing that's interesting is
that for some reason over the

969
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:06,090
last few weeks, I just have
random ants to look around their

970
00:59:06,090 --> 00:59:08,820
scouts but I can't figure out
where they're coming from they

971
00:59:08,820 --> 00:59:11,700
show up and there's an ant on
the counter and there he goes

972
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:15,510
and I smashed him and hope maybe
another end of Season smash and

973
00:59:15,540 --> 00:59:18,810
take back the message that the
answer being smashed bad place

974
00:59:18,810 --> 00:59:20,580
Yeah, I don't want to go hang
out.

975
00:59:20,970 --> 00:59:21,390
Yeah

976
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:26,850
you know, the shanty town thing
did come up in the conversation

977
00:59:26,850 --> 00:59:32,070
I'm I'm of the opinion that
you're just going to have to

978
00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:35,190
bite the bullet in these towns,
these liberal towns and let a

979
00:59:35,190 --> 00:59:41,820
shanty town crop up. It goes on
in South America.

980
00:59:42,150 --> 00:59:44,640
I don't I don't like your idea.

981
00:59:45,330 --> 00:59:48,660
I know you don't, nobody does.
But it's the most realistic

982
00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:50,550
thing you can do is let's be
honest about

983
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:54,030
you have shanty towns in
multiple cities in California

984
00:59:54,030 --> 00:59:55,830
and it hasn't really

985
00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:58,770
produced anywhere. There's no
real true shanty town,

986
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,500
every street corner. No, that's

987
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:03,210
not a shanty town.

988
01:00:03,270 --> 01:00:05,730
Well, okay. I mean, how many how
many

989
01:00:05,730 --> 01:00:08,520
it's just a bunch of people
hanging around and you know

990
01:00:08,610 --> 01:00:11,790
hanging out with tents? Yeah, no
no okay, I'm not talking about

991
01:00:11,790 --> 01:00:16,290
camping. Should they call it
now? Homeless camping?

992
01:00:16,410 --> 01:00:19,710
Yeah, not homeless you just
camping Lea just

993
01:00:19,710 --> 01:00:23,370
people camping you know I've
talked about you get a couple of

994
01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:25,830
acres you put some acres
together in an area there's

995
01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:30,750
really some places you can get
water to use the above water

996
01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:34,980
truck that would work. Bring it
in once in a while and you

997
01:00:34,980 --> 01:00:39,060
everyone have their own buckets
and let it look feel Bill little

998
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:47,190
lean tos. Hmm. Well, to have its
own government its way it's like

999
01:00:47,190 --> 01:00:50,580
in Brazil in the favelas. They
have their own governments. But

1000
01:00:50,850 --> 01:00:54,060
that's my point is the favelas
are a huge issue.

1001
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,750
Yeah, also with shanty towns but
this is dynasty again the other

1002
01:00:57,750 --> 01:01:00,810
solution Yeah, but they can't
seem to address the problem

1003
01:01:00,810 --> 01:01:03,810
correctly. So you might as well
just let it fall into third

1004
01:01:03,810 --> 01:01:07,830
world style well, it works
outside of Africa there's all of

1005
01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:10,530
this little towns in Africa
there's little shanty towns

1006
01:01:10,530 --> 01:01:13,980
outside the cities Missouri they
all South America, there used to

1007
01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:19,860
be Romani encampments all over
Europe and you know, similar to

1008
01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:24,000
a shanty town they they move I
mean, you can't do anything

1009
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,750
about it because we're not doing
anything about it. Well, it go

1010
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:29,070
to a fallback position.

1011
01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:33,270
So what you're saying is
designate an area where the

1012
01:01:33,270 --> 01:01:35,250
shanty town can prosper

1013
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,830
that make it sound like it's a
joke Yeah.

1014
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,060
That's exactly what you're
seeing

1015
01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:48,930
a designated place. This is not
your idea alone. People are

1016
01:01:48,930 --> 01:01:51,090
saying Hey, make a designated
camping ground

1017
01:01:51,510 --> 01:01:53,850
and that will it should be a
shantytown and camping ground is

1018
01:01:53,850 --> 01:01:57,210
no good those tents are no good
you want to you know you want to

1019
01:01:57,210 --> 01:01:59,940
share anytime you want to kind
of thing that people can go and

1020
01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:04,080
do reports about oh look, people
are living like You're horrible.

1021
01:02:04,380 --> 01:02:07,290
And then they show that then
there's this open sewer you want

1022
01:02:07,290 --> 01:02:09,900
an open Yeah, okay. You could
have to design these things. I

1023
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:13,050
Scott Adams has got something
like this these more you know,

1024
01:02:13,110 --> 01:02:15,960
not going to be like my
thinking. You want an open

1025
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:20,880
sewer. So you can be a guest and
the open sewer and a turd going

1026
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:24,330
down the sewer. You know, it's
just open. You want kids that

1027
01:02:24,330 --> 01:02:27,390
are half naked guy wandering
around you all dirty you know.

1028
01:02:28,350 --> 01:02:32,970
Barefoot barefoot, barefoot.
Wally playing, playing with a

1029
01:02:32,970 --> 01:02:33,990
rusty can

1030
01:02:37,740 --> 01:02:42,720
lots of dogs barking at
everything. Yeah, we had a we

1031
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:47,760
had a quasi set shantytown here
and in the East Bay over on the

1032
01:02:47,790 --> 01:02:53,700
the bulb was called an old x
garbage dump that's over by

1033
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:56,880
Golden Gate fields in Albany.
There was a there's this big

1034
01:02:57,060 --> 01:03:01,230
area that was was in the very
far reaches of this is like an

1035
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,500
like a peninsula that is built
of garbage dumps from from the

1036
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:07,620
20s and 30s. So it's it's green
now and they got trees and

1037
01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:10,500
everything's growing on it. But
there was a huge shanty town out

1038
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:13,770
there was a genuine one you
couldn't even go out to it

1039
01:03:13,770 --> 01:03:17,010
because there's too many
pitbulls you know, guarding the

1040
01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:20,220
place, but it was a shanty town
they let it go for years and

1041
01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:22,620
years and they finally went in
there in the middle of the night

1042
01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:23,430
and tore it down.

1043
01:03:23,459 --> 01:03:25,859
We'll go back to what else we
need in the shanty town. I was

1044
01:03:25,859 --> 01:03:28,949
kind of enjoying it. We were at
barefoot children playing with

1045
01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:33,540
open sewers, lot of Lean twos
and now there was people being

1046
01:03:33,870 --> 01:03:36,930
Yes, yes, very good. Leftover
gal. You know, there's the kind

1047
01:03:36,930 --> 01:03:40,860
of stuff that you make for kind
of a galvanized corrugated

1048
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:44,640
steel. And yes, very good chunks
of that and Gort corrugated

1049
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,580
fiberglass since he's got this
loose, curvy thing and then it's

1050
01:03:48,030 --> 01:03:49,680
pounded in and

1051
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:52,680
you always need to have a boat
trailer with half a boat on it.

1052
01:03:52,919 --> 01:03:55,319
Oh, there's definitely a bunch
of boat trailers and half about

1053
01:03:55,319 --> 01:03:59,909
people living in the boats, open
fires, burn barrels everywhere,

1054
01:04:00,959 --> 01:04:06,869
especially in the winter. During
the era of Microsoft when they

1055
01:04:06,869 --> 01:04:08,879
reportedly moved to Redmond,
they were in I think was

1056
01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:12,569
Bellevue, I think yeah, we're
burger Master is and I think

1057
01:04:12,569 --> 01:04:17,789
burger Master is going out of
business. Anyway. They they had

1058
01:04:17,789 --> 01:04:23,189
a this was told to me by the guy
who wrote hard drive the I think

1059
01:04:23,189 --> 01:04:26,999
it was hard to do original bill
gates. The book on Bill Gates is

1060
01:04:26,999 --> 01:04:30,899
a reporter for The Seattle
Times. And I had a long chat

1061
01:04:30,899 --> 01:04:33,989
with him for some other
circumstance and we started

1062
01:04:33,989 --> 01:04:38,549
talking about the book and the
stuff that he left out. So he

1063
01:04:38,549 --> 01:04:40,649
gave me a number of interesting
stories that he just they

1064
01:04:40,649 --> 01:04:42,659
wouldn't let him run or he
couldn't run or didn't have

1065
01:04:42,659 --> 01:04:45,869
enough backup for it or it
wasn't you know, it was a Vanity

1066
01:04:45,869 --> 01:04:46,169
Fair

1067
01:04:46,170 --> 01:04:46,830
type job.

1068
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:52,320
Man, I don't know what to put it
in that term. But it's just the

1069
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:56,550
normal the norm A B does the way
it works. You don't get

1070
01:04:56,550 --> 01:04:59,550
everything in that you want and
some stuff gets up down and then

1071
01:04:59,550 --> 01:05:00,780
you end up Talking about it

1072
01:05:01,770 --> 01:05:05,490
on the phone on podcast podcast.

1073
01:05:05,910 --> 01:05:09,330
So you ended up finding out
about it shows that supposedly

1074
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:14,430
this is all a legend. God
Microsoft had a an account. They

1075
01:05:14,430 --> 01:05:18,330
were big with hookers in the
early days to the point where

1076
01:05:18,330 --> 01:05:22,830
they had a an account with some
witnesses in the era where there

1077
01:05:22,830 --> 01:05:30,090
was a lot of hookers and they
had an account at and I would

1078
01:05:30,090 --> 01:05:33,060
say what this era was is
probably I'm trying to put the

1079
01:05:33,060 --> 01:05:34,020
years on it. I'm

1080
01:05:34,020 --> 01:05:39,540
gonna say it's probably not
early 80s Bush presidency

1081
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:42,600
when they were still in Bellevue
is all I can say for sure. All

1082
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:47,610
right. And they had a just an
open account. And this is when

1083
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:50,400
Microsoft everyone had their own
private offices. Everybody had a

1084
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,830
private office at Microsoft so
when you would visited the

1085
01:05:52,830 --> 01:05:56,310
campus in the early days it was
nobody it wasn't one of these

1086
01:05:56,310 --> 01:05:59,430
open air things where everyone
felt like a drone it was

1087
01:05:59,430 --> 01:06:01,680
everyone had every code are
going to work so wherever you

1088
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,300
did, you had a private office
you could close the door and

1089
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:06,720
lock it and you could have a bed
in there if you wanted to if you

1090
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,030
wanted to spend the night
because a lot of coders like to

1091
01:06:09,030 --> 01:06:12,270
do that to just stay there. And
that was very common in the

1092
01:06:12,270 --> 01:06:17,910
early days and they had an open
account with Holt with a

1093
01:06:17,910 --> 01:06:23,250
whorehouse and and they get we
just go on to the bill I don't

1094
01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:26,190
know what the petty cash I have
no idea how they wrote this off.

1095
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:30,210
But any coder that was lonely
could get some girl to come over

1096
01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:33,870
and to keep mid mid to place
coding

1097
01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:37,350
wow and great place to work

1098
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,380
yeah but I had to be dynamite
that's where you could take a

1099
01:06:40,380 --> 01:06:44,490
cut and pay to work there there
are benefits are little more

1100
01:06:44,490 --> 01:06:50,250
than the free lunch at Google
and I was allegedly according to

1101
01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:55,380
the source again the writer he
says that the that bills

1102
01:06:56,850 --> 01:06:59,280
Bill bills Bill Gates his

1103
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:04,350
tally his hooker was actually
the madam of the place

1104
01:07:06,540 --> 01:07:09,900
why is there no book about this
the hidden secrets of Silicon

1105
01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:11,520
Valley and hookers?

1106
01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:18,510
I'm reminded of a story says you
know in California a lot of us

1107
01:07:18,510 --> 01:07:22,140
eat a lot of hot chilies. And
although not necessarily as much

1108
01:07:22,140 --> 01:07:25,170
as some of us do, who are really
kind of addicted to the chili

1109
01:07:25,710 --> 01:07:30,570
and and I'm quite comfortable
with the hottest imaginable food

1110
01:07:30,570 --> 01:07:33,630
except some places in India has
served food that is

1111
01:07:33,900 --> 01:07:37,650
excruciating, and maybe too too
much for me. But so I'm in

1112
01:07:37,650 --> 01:07:39,630
Brazil. Well, you're a
professional job. Let's

1113
01:07:39,630 --> 01:07:42,060
just be honest. I mean, let's
just call a spade a spade.

1114
01:07:43,980 --> 01:07:46,230
Doing what your professional
foodie

1115
01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:46,650
Yeah.

1116
01:07:47,550 --> 01:07:51,090
I'm a foodie. Yeah, yeah. So
anyway, so I'm, by the way, the

1117
01:07:51,090 --> 01:07:54,120
thing about Chili's for people
out there who wants it wants the

1118
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,070
big kick. Well, I mean, besides
the fact you get a little

1119
01:07:56,070 --> 01:07:59,940
endorphin hit. The real kick of
Chili's is it actually changes

1120
01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:04,230
because it burns out certain
taste buds for a short term. It

1121
01:08:04,230 --> 01:08:06,960
changes the flavor profile of
foods and you actually put in

1122
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,810
the food tastes differently and
sometimes it's meant to taste

1123
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:14,850
that differently way for you to
fully appreciate it. So I'm in

1124
01:08:14,850 --> 01:08:18,300
Brazil, where they were they
really like hot chilies but not

1125
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:21,180
that many people actually in
Brazil eat them but they're all

1126
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:24,780
over the place. And when I go to
these churrascaria is which are

1127
01:08:24,780 --> 01:08:28,320
these Brazilian barbecue places
which are all over the world

1128
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:31,860
now. But any of them outside of
Brazil they never have the chili

1129
01:08:31,860 --> 01:08:34,860
sauces they hit usually in
Brazil, you go to one of these

1130
01:08:34,860 --> 01:08:37,350
places where they have these
barbecued meats on a sword they

1131
01:08:37,350 --> 01:08:41,220
bring out and you ask for this
piece or that piece. They have

1132
01:08:41,220 --> 01:08:45,480
like this they have these hot
some scotch bonnets and these

1133
01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:49,500
really little bitty really dinky
little peppers that are

1134
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,700
extremely hot

1135
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,520
and you eat for you before you
get to the meat.

1136
01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:57,660
The peppers are usually soaked
in vinegar or vinegar oil

1137
01:08:57,660 --> 01:09:00,330
mixture and is that mixture
though the oil and vinegar you

1138
01:09:00,330 --> 01:09:05,400
put on the meat. You don't ever
eat the peppers. Okay, generally

1139
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:09,120
generally it's just a hot is a
really kind of a vert version of

1140
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:13,290
a hot sauces. It's very it can
be extremely hot. Anyway, but so

1141
01:09:13,290 --> 01:09:16,290
I'm in Brazil, and this guy's
you know, in real action in a

1142
01:09:16,290 --> 01:09:21,900
little barbecue place right on
the beach. And the guy says this

1143
01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:25,470
guy, he's another journalist and
he's like challenges me to these

1144
01:09:25,470 --> 01:09:28,110
peppers think I'm just some sort
of went from the United States

1145
01:09:28,110 --> 01:09:32,640
who doesn't anything about
peppers. So I I say yeah, he

1146
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,040
says you do ever have this
pepper sauce. I say yeah, those

1147
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,710
peppers are are pretty hot.
Pretty nice. He says Would you

1148
01:09:37,710 --> 01:09:41,040
ever eat one of the peppers?
What kind of a child was this

1149
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:46,830
guy? I know he's just a jerk is
typical journalist. Anyway, so

1150
01:09:46,860 --> 01:09:52,170
oops. Anyway, so he says I said
yeah, you want if you eat one,

1151
01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:59,640
you know, here we go. Oh mature,
he's nice. So he says okay, and

1152
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,400
so I took one of the peppers and
chewed it up and swallowed. And

1153
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,730
it was really it was hot, but it
wasn't going tolerably hot. I

1154
01:10:05,730 --> 01:10:08,400
mean, there's many a pepper
harder than the thing. And he

1155
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,220
says, he says, you want it. You
don't want to have another one.

1156
01:10:11,220 --> 01:10:13,800
I know I said, you want to have
another one? Because he put one

1157
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:17,970
in his mouth. And I said, Sure.
And so we took another one, I

1158
01:10:17,970 --> 01:10:21,210
chewed it up and swallowed it.
And you know, and that was kind

1159
01:10:21,210 --> 01:10:24,090
of the end of it for about five
or six minutes. And then all of

1160
01:10:24,090 --> 01:10:27,930
a sudden, out of the blue, this
guy turns beet red and starts

1161
01:10:27,930 --> 01:10:30,930
projectile vomiting. Well, he
doesn't do that. But that's a

1162
01:10:30,930 --> 01:10:34,170
funny punchline. But anyway, so
he turns beet red, and he's like

1163
01:10:34,170 --> 01:10:38,310
dying, sweating. He's drinking
water. I said, what happened? He

1164
01:10:38,310 --> 01:10:43,110
says, he says, Well, I saw you I
said it. He says, I didn't eat

1165
01:10:43,110 --> 01:10:45,780
the peppers. I just put them in
my mouth and kind of

1166
01:10:46,110 --> 01:10:48,000
kept them in his mouth. Oh, no.

1167
01:10:49,050 --> 01:10:52,380
And then he says, and then when
I saw that you ate them and

1168
01:10:52,380 --> 01:10:58,170
swallow them with no problem
that I decided. I decided they

1169
01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:03,240
can't. They can't be that hot.
And so I just took a personal

1170
01:11:03,270 --> 01:11:09,720
isn't one of those anecdotes,
show for the audience that even

1171
01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:16,920
showing how the immature adults
can be? Yeah, well, what I mean,

1172
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,470
I don't know, you know, this is
this happened, I think the real

1173
01:11:19,470 --> 01:11:22,440
trend or I'm reminded of the
days when I was working for

1174
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:26,160
MSNBC, on a show that they
established when Microsoft first

1175
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:29,070
bought the company, where I
mean, first formed the company

1176
01:11:29,070 --> 01:11:31,920
with NBC News. That's what MS
stands for. A lot of people have

1177
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:36,000
long since forgotten. I mean, I
remember I was there. And so

1178
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,430
they started this thing up and
then they wanted to do because

1179
01:11:38,430 --> 01:11:40,350
Microsoft was involved. They
want to do some tech stuff. So

1180
01:11:40,350 --> 01:11:44,640
they did this, this this show
called the site and the site

1181
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:49,470
starred Soledad O'Brien and she
was on the facts that track to

1182
01:11:49,470 --> 01:11:53,460
become a NBC news anchor. And so
they gave her this gig so she

1183
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:58,170
could like do a little practice.
Although she eventually she got

1184
01:11:58,170 --> 01:12:02,760
sidelined by some other ethnic
looking woman and ended up

1185
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:04,470
having I think she went the
scene and or something like

1186
01:12:04,470 --> 01:12:06,840
that, but solely that was really
a nice, one of the nicest people

1187
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,540
I've ever mentioned. So
hopefully, she'll, she'll get

1188
01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:11,490
back on the fast track. I don't
know what it took her off of it.

1189
01:12:11,490 --> 01:12:13,740
But that happens all the time.
Now, I had to change the

1190
01:12:13,740 --> 01:12:17,580
subject. But we have a woman
here in KPI X, who used to be

1191
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:22,890
network at CBS, and then Dana
king. And I saw her when she was

1192
01:12:22,890 --> 01:12:27,690
doing some network stuff. And
she had like, big time news

1193
01:12:27,690 --> 01:12:30,630
personality written all over
her. She apparently did

1194
01:12:30,630 --> 01:12:34,800
something amiss. And then they
they gave her this site or to

1195
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:39,060
the local owned and operated
affiliate, it's, you know, the,

1196
01:12:39,690 --> 01:12:42,810
the KPI X station as a news
anchor here is kind of

1197
01:12:42,810 --> 01:12:45,420
punishment. And has she's been
stuck here ever since now, I

1198
01:12:45,420 --> 01:12:48,330
don't think she can ever break
away. But she was like, you

1199
01:12:48,330 --> 01:12:52,080
know, this is where the show
business thing is, is

1200
01:12:52,170 --> 01:12:57,210
disconcerning But back to the MS
NBC story. So anyway, they had

1201
01:12:57,210 --> 01:13:00,420
this show that did develop
because Microsoft's pushing them

1202
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:04,740
called the site and it had sold
as an anchor and I did some work

1203
01:13:04,860 --> 01:13:06,930
going on there. And Leo Laporte
had a segment and we did some

1204
01:13:06,930 --> 01:13:09,720
debates, and it's the same, you
know, usual suspects

1205
01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:12,150
you guys are such media horrors,
you'll do anything?

1206
01:13:12,570 --> 01:13:15,360
Well, you know, they were paying
us Okay, anyways,

1207
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:17,970
unlike unlike prostitutes, they
were paying you

1208
01:13:19,110 --> 01:13:23,310
well, that you made a good
point. Anyway, so yeah, no, it's

1209
01:13:23,310 --> 01:13:27,990
like what's the difference? So
anyway, to the Diana got killed,

1210
01:13:27,990 --> 01:13:31,650
as you recall. Yeah. Princess
Diana. And they started covering

1211
01:13:31,650 --> 01:13:37,740
it 24/7 With pretty meaningless
coverage on MSNBC. And they're

1212
01:13:37,740 --> 01:13:39,090
ratings went through the

1213
01:13:39,090 --> 01:13:40,770
roof. Sure, of course, they did.
Yeah.

1214
01:13:41,099 --> 01:13:45,629
And so they killed this killed
the site. And they killed every

1215
01:13:45,719 --> 01:13:49,679
other thing that they that was
didn't like celebrity, you know,

1216
01:13:49,679 --> 01:13:53,639
but kissing whatever you want to
call it kind of programming. And

1217
01:13:53,639 --> 01:13:55,829
of course, the site you know,
the place has never recovered

1218
01:13:55,829 --> 01:13:58,649
and because you know, you can't
keep covering Diana forever.

1219
01:13:58,679 --> 01:14:02,429
They tried and, and they went
right back into the dumper that

1220
01:14:02,429 --> 01:14:05,069
it was in to begin with. And
then meanwhile, they throw out

1221
01:14:05,219 --> 01:14:07,799
any possible interesting
properties that they had

1222
01:14:07,799 --> 01:14:13,499
started. Anyway, that this kind
of decision making at this kind

1223
01:14:13,499 --> 01:14:15,599
of level has always been
disconcerting to me.

1224
01:14:17,490 --> 01:14:21,690
I have to call back though your
idea of the homelessness

1225
01:14:21,690 --> 01:14:26,880
experience in Disneyland. This
is an exit strategy. I think we

1226
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:32,220
could create this ride. Now do
you sit in the ride or do you I

1227
01:14:32,220 --> 01:14:36,210
think you should also experience
for a brief moment you stepping

1228
01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:37,800
in human feces

1229
01:14:39,870 --> 01:14:43,110
to homeless early stepping in
human feces. I guess some of

1230
01:14:43,110 --> 01:14:46,830
that are really down and out.
staggering down the street all

1231
01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:47,520
day. No, no, I

1232
01:14:47,519 --> 01:14:50,099
mean, it's the right is the
right are you going to actually

1233
01:14:50,099 --> 01:14:55,199
experience it like so is it a
ride, isn't it? I think the most

1234
01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:58,619
enjoyable Disney rides are in a
cart, you know, and you got the

1235
01:14:58,619 --> 01:14:59,969
music going on here like

1236
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,120
You know, but well okay, there's
two ways of going about this.

1237
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:08,970
I'm a huge connoisseur of these
things. Here we go. This one is

1238
01:15:08,970 --> 01:15:11,700
you're in the little car to
little car a little thing and

1239
01:15:11,700 --> 01:15:14,910
it's going through a homeless
encampment and people are all

1240
01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:18,330
animatronic. That's like Pirates
of the Caribbean. Yeah, exactly

1241
01:15:18,330 --> 01:15:21,330
like Pirates of the Caribbean or
you're not, you maybe could be,

1242
01:15:21,330 --> 01:15:24,810
you know, in a kind of a river
of pee. You know, if you ended

1243
01:15:24,810 --> 01:15:27,450
kind of stinky pee, that would
be okay. But I think generally

1244
01:15:27,450 --> 01:15:29,670
speaking, be better on rails.
And you go through these things,

1245
01:15:29,670 --> 01:15:32,310
and you see all these different
people. And then they have you

1246
01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:34,500
know, people did you have you go
through the section where

1247
01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:36,600
there's a bunch of politicians
trying to come up with good

1248
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:40,170
solutions. And they finally say,
we just need more housing and

1249
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:43,830
you come out the other end of it
and you feel real good about

1250
01:15:43,830 --> 01:15:47,190
yourself. And you now you
understand, you understand

1251
01:15:47,190 --> 01:15:51,600
now you have evolved. That's one
of the other one

1252
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:55,230
which is the cheaper way to go,
is you put your where some VR

1253
01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:58,830
glasses or you're in a VR
situation, you experienced the

1254
01:15:58,830 --> 01:16:01,980
old thing only now it's even
more realistic. Not because it's

1255
01:16:01,980 --> 01:16:06,060
not animatronics is not. Pies,
not dummies and things like

1256
01:16:06,060 --> 01:16:09,390
Pirates of the Caribbean is the
actual videos that you're

1257
01:16:09,390 --> 01:16:14,850
seeing, surrounded by the real
stench and filled in and fans

1258
01:16:14,850 --> 01:16:21,990
blowing the smell of Craps in
your face. And you'd go through

1259
01:16:21,990 --> 01:16:24,330
the whole thing, and you're come
out the other end pretty much

1260
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:26,730
with the same message, but it's
just the cheaper way to do the

1261
01:16:26,730 --> 01:16:29,370
ride. Maintenance.

1262
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:33,150
I personally liked the Pirates
of the Caribbean version. I like

1263
01:16:33,150 --> 01:16:35,820
that a little better. I think
it's more fun.

1264
01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:37,980
I always liked those rights
better than the ones that

1265
01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:40,710
are because it's because you go
through the city hall with the

1266
01:16:40,710 --> 01:16:44,370
council members are all sitting
there pontificating then you you

1267
01:16:44,370 --> 01:16:48,060
could do without and here's Los
Angeles. And here's Austin, you

1268
01:16:48,060 --> 01:16:49,920
could have a couple of show some
differences.

1269
01:16:50,310 --> 01:16:53,850
Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah, you could
take the car to one place or

1270
01:16:53,850 --> 01:16:57,480
another. And that isn't you
know, guys begging for money in

1271
01:16:57,480 --> 01:17:00,510
different ways. Along the

1272
01:17:00,510 --> 01:17:04,320
ride, people keep coming up to
your cart. Asking for money.

1273
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:08,040
Yeah, we're going to hell for
this.

1274
01:17:09,390 --> 01:17:11,730
The other thing I wanted to say
is that, you know, one of the

1275
01:17:11,730 --> 01:17:14,490
movies I was wanted people to
see and we could talk about at

1276
01:17:14,490 --> 01:17:17,130
some point because we were
talking about comics, and it was

1277
01:17:17,130 --> 01:17:23,880
the movie Best of Show, which is
a hilarious movie, but it has a

1278
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:27,390
guy in it named Fred Willard.
And Fred Willard, who's who's

1279
01:17:27,390 --> 01:17:31,740
done some of the finest invented
was invented comedy. I don't

1280
01:17:31,740 --> 01:17:34,380
know how old this guy is, but he
must be 90 because even though

1281
01:17:34,380 --> 01:17:36,810
it doesn't look that old,
because it when I was in high

1282
01:17:36,810 --> 01:17:41,790
school, which was a while ago, I
saw this guy when he was a comic

1283
01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:46,530
team called Willard and Greco.
And I saw him at the hungry eye

1284
01:17:46,530 --> 01:17:50,880
in San Francisco and he was
hilarious then, and since then,

1285
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:55,080
and he was also the guy was the
sidekick on Fernwood tonight

1286
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:59,070
with Martin Mull. And one of his
you know, his his type of humor

1287
01:17:59,100 --> 01:18:03,240
is epitomized by this particular
joke, which I'll try to explain

1288
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:06,630
which is, the two of them are
sitting there. Fernwood tonight

1289
01:18:06,630 --> 01:18:12,540
was a fake talk show. That was
mocking you know, the talk show

1290
01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:16,020
genre. And Martin Martin mole
was like the Johnny Carson and

1291
01:18:16,740 --> 01:18:19,830
Wheeler was the was the
sidekick. And they'd be getting

1292
01:18:19,830 --> 01:18:21,930
into some discussion and out of
the blue Willer, which out of

1293
01:18:21,930 --> 01:18:25,650
the blue make these strange
comments. Which, by the way, is

1294
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:30,780
what I have Sebastian Ripley on
cranky geeks fashioned after he

1295
01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:33,060
make these strange comments. So
you know, I don't know why

1296
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:36,510
they've got these ramps on why
they put these ramps on all the

1297
01:18:36,510 --> 01:18:40,680
sidewalks. Just so skateboarders
can go zooming up and down

1298
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:42,930
almost knocking you over. It's
ridiculous that they do

1299
01:18:42,930 --> 01:18:46,710
something like this. And then
Martin Mulgoa says this and he

1300
01:18:46,710 --> 01:18:51,690
says that's those ramps are for
the handicapped. And without

1301
01:18:51,690 --> 01:18:55,980
missing a beat Fred Willard says
that's boy I've never seen a

1302
01:18:55,980 --> 01:19:02,190
handicapped guy on a skateboard
whatever the case I'm on the

1303
01:19:02,190 --> 01:19:03,690
Comcast connection today.

1304
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:06,960
Well, that's good because I'm on
my iPhone connection today.

1305
01:19:07,230 --> 01:19:07,980
Yeah, that's

1306
01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:11,640
kind of interesting. I'm just
genuine attested to the Comcast

1307
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,890
thing falls apart which I don't
think it will but it might what

1308
01:19:13,890 --> 01:19:18,000
did they have to come out?
switchback easily but I the guy

1309
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:23,190
finally a guy came out Corey,
who found the problem that I was

1310
01:19:23,190 --> 01:19:25,110
having for the last two years.

1311
01:19:25,110 --> 01:19:28,440
Let me guess it was a physical
wire problem outside.

1312
01:19:28,740 --> 01:19:33,870
Yes. Squirrels really,

1313
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,380
these fuckers are worse than
ISIS.

1314
01:19:38,430 --> 01:19:42,090
So the squirrel ate a hole in
the cage. You could just barely

1315
01:19:42,090 --> 01:19:44,970
see the you know, the luckily
didn't eat through the middle of

1316
01:19:44,970 --> 01:19:48,120
that copper in the middle, but
he ate all the insulation off

1317
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:52,380
the coax. And this one guy who
kept monitoring so he got

1318
01:19:52,380 --> 01:19:56,040
signaling problems. So you know,
I will reboot to reboot the

1319
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:59,460
modem. The modem, it's your
fault

1320
01:19:59,490 --> 01:20:01,980
use Stupid, stupid user, you

1321
01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:02,940
got something

1322
01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:06,090
wrong. And so not only that, but
it was the line was also kinked.

1323
01:20:06,090 --> 01:20:10,770
And then to top things off, the
actual coax they were using was

1324
01:20:10,770 --> 01:20:15,600
the wrong grade. Oh, wow. So the
guy on the right and there was a

1325
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:15,960
fourth

1326
01:20:16,230 --> 01:20:19,380
way. There's another one. I just
wonder what is the wrong grade?

1327
01:20:19,830 --> 01:20:25,830
I think it's called RG 59. It
should be RG six, you should

1328
01:20:25,830 --> 01:20:28,830
look at your coax is because you
may have the wrong grade. Wow it

1329
01:20:28,830 --> 01:20:31,260
because in the old grade, which
is the one that was coming in

1330
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:34,860
the house is not suitable for
high speed even though this

1331
01:20:34,860 --> 01:20:39,660
whole thing was wired from the
get go for high speed. Anyway,

1332
01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:42,510
so that was that. And then there
was another right. And besides

1333
01:20:42,510 --> 01:20:45,870
that this was the only guy this
quarry is the only guy who

1334
01:20:45,930 --> 01:20:48,210
actually did anything the other
guys come in and they I don't

1335
01:20:48,210 --> 01:20:49,770
know you need a new modem.

1336
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:54,450
You don't you know what this is?
You know, what this is, is you

1337
01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:57,420
once wrote an article How cable
modems would never amount to

1338
01:20:57,420 --> 01:20:59,910
anything. And at the time you
were right. And but these guys

1339
01:20:59,910 --> 01:21:01,080
didn't forget that you see,

1340
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:05,490
maybe there was one more item
which was that the line was too

1341
01:21:05,490 --> 01:21:09,660
hot. So he had to put a little
like a choke or some sort of

1342
01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:10,530
little, it's

1343
01:21:10,530 --> 01:21:14,400
because of what actually happens
is you can get a feedback loop I

1344
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:14,820
think.

1345
01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:18,300
Yeah, so it was way over the
voltage it was just too hot. And

1346
01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:24,180
so the attenuated with this
little screw on thing. Oh,

1347
01:21:24,180 --> 01:21:27,450
metric metric, I'll get used to
it a4 paper. I want to say

1348
01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:32,910
something here. And now. a4
paper is ugly. It's the wrong

1349
01:21:32,910 --> 01:21:36,960
proportions. When you look at a
four paper it's too long and

1350
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:43,680
skinny. It looks creepy. It's
not. It's not visually it is not

1351
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:44,670
visually

1352
01:21:45,270 --> 01:21:47,160
exciting, exciting. It's not

1353
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:51,480
anything is horrible. And all
the metric crap a4 papers, the

1354
01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:56,670
worst example. It just looks it
just feels and looks it's it's

1355
01:21:56,670 --> 01:22:01,380
unpleasant. Let's put it that
way. Okay, so I feel the same

1356
01:22:01,380 --> 01:22:06,300
way about putting the tool to a
140507 kind of thing now.

1357
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:13,140
So a4 paper it's not. It's not a
Fibonacci ratio. It's not a

1358
01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:16,530
golden ratio. That's the
problem. The problem what is the

1359
01:22:16,530 --> 01:22:19,680
US what do we what do we have in
need half by 11 inches?

1360
01:22:20,190 --> 01:22:23,820
What? Eight and a half? inches
by 11 inches? Yeah,

1361
01:22:23,820 --> 01:22:25,200
well, what is the format called?

1362
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:26,790
It's called Letter

1363
01:22:29,220 --> 01:22:33,180
what it's called. All right,

1364
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:36,690
so now that we have started an
international incident regarding

1365
01:22:36,690 --> 01:22:38,370
the a4 size paper,

1366
01:22:38,490 --> 01:22:41,250
I know there's going to be a
bunch of these guys who listen

1367
01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:44,910
to the show to hate us and
they're going to email us waste

1368
01:22:44,910 --> 01:22:47,040
his feet and inches is stupid.

1369
01:22:48,990 --> 01:22:53,550
A lot of people taking exception
speaking of printing to your

1370
01:22:54,510 --> 01:22:56,190
your rant against a four.

1371
01:22:57,540 --> 01:23:01,080
Yeah. Oh, yeah. At least a half
dozen people they get all upset.

1372
01:23:01,170 --> 01:23:10,200
Oh, I emailed you not the ones
that emailed me as per usual. Ee

1373
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,010
a4

1374
01:23:11,010 --> 01:23:16,200
Is is tall and thin, like Adam,
not fat and chubby like John.

1375
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:22,710
That's objective. I had a
thought the other

1376
01:23:22,710 --> 01:23:25,920
night. You know, a lot of people
still probably don't know the

1377
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:30,360
history of slavery, and that
there was the Republican Party,

1378
01:23:30,510 --> 01:23:34,530
Abraham Lincoln, in particular,
the leader of the country at the

1379
01:23:34,530 --> 01:23:38,370
time, who, you know, the
Republican who said we got to

1380
01:23:38,370 --> 01:23:40,320
stop slavery, and the Democrats
and

1381
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:43,110
the Republican party came out of
the abolitionist movement.

1382
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:48,450
Yes, thank you. That's even
better. And so Republicans were

1383
01:23:48,450 --> 01:23:51,510
the abolitionist Democrats were
the racists. slaveholding

1384
01:23:51,510 --> 01:23:55,920
airholes. Yes. Okay. Now
somewhere along the line that

1385
01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:57,570
switched, and Republican

1386
01:23:57,570 --> 01:23:58,800
Johnson believed.

1387
01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:02,520
Okay, I'll finish the sentence.
So somewhere along the line that

1388
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:06,870
switched, and then all of a
sudden Democrats became the high

1389
01:24:06,870 --> 01:24:11,550
and mighty and Republicans
became the misogynistic, racist,

1390
01:24:11,550 --> 01:24:17,610
anti Semite cinematic, belittle
horrible people. Yeah. You said

1391
01:24:17,610 --> 01:24:18,750
this came out of LBJ.

1392
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:23,730
That's the thought. Yeah, LBJ
made a bit had some recordings

1393
01:24:23,730 --> 01:24:25,440
actually where he said that we
can we

1394
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:28,740
can make some southern strategy
wasn't wasn't part of that

1395
01:24:28,769 --> 01:24:33,599
that was taken advantage of what
what LBJ was doing. LBJ with his

1396
01:24:33,599 --> 01:24:38,489
war on poverty decided that he
could set up he believed he was

1397
01:24:38,489 --> 01:24:43,019
setting up a system that would
make the blacks vote Democratic

1398
01:24:43,019 --> 01:24:46,409
for the next 1000 years. And
there's some recording of him

1399
01:24:46,409 --> 01:24:52,889
talking about this. And when
that happened, the Republicans

1400
01:24:52,889 --> 01:24:55,559
who were kind of screwed because
they're doing this switcheroo,

1401
01:24:55,829 --> 01:24:58,799
and so they went to the Southern
strategy to pull all these

1402
01:24:58,829 --> 01:25:02,939
democrats Now that we're down
there who are racists, the

1403
01:25:02,939 --> 01:25:08,369
Dixiecrats make them Republicans
look through code code words and

1404
01:25:08,399 --> 01:25:11,789
the like, supposedly, and now I
think the Republicans are

1405
01:25:11,789 --> 01:25:15,059
pulling another quick one to get
the working class to be

1406
01:25:15,059 --> 01:25:16,079
Republicans. Well, I

1407
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:18,600
think that's been happening for
a number of years. Well, it has

1408
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:18,720
to

1409
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,780
because the Democrats have gone
toward the yuppies, and they've

1410
01:25:21,780 --> 01:25:25,290
been to white collar workers,
they hang out with the bankers

1411
01:25:25,290 --> 01:25:27,750
and they're Wall Street
oriented. They don't give a crap

1412
01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:31,260
about the workers and they just
been coasting on the union

1413
01:25:31,290 --> 01:25:34,860
support. And so that is easy
enough to steal and so that I

1414
01:25:34,860 --> 01:25:38,610
think Republicans are the only
one to notice you could do this.

1415
01:25:38,610 --> 01:25:41,040
And he's the one who did it. And
now the Republicans are thinking

1416
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:44,400
about maybe making this switch
the irony to this because I've

1417
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:48,150
thought about this with the
Republicans switching over or

1418
01:25:48,150 --> 01:25:52,890
the I'm sorry, the working
class, lower middle, middle and

1419
01:25:52,890 --> 01:25:57,300
so on switching to be all
Republicans. This makes me think

1420
01:25:57,300 --> 01:26:01,980
that Norman Lear and here's a
very interesting irony, the All

1421
01:26:01,980 --> 01:26:08,190
in the Family Show. Had Archie
Bunker as a as a working class

1422
01:26:08,190 --> 01:26:13,080
guy, probably a union guy who
was a Republican. It was made

1423
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:15,840
zero sense especially during
that era because there wasn't a

1424
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:19,020
guy like that my family was this
way my dad was kind of an Archie

1425
01:26:19,020 --> 01:26:22,680
Bunker type character not in the
racist way but in just he's a

1426
01:26:23,010 --> 01:26:26,100
working class dyed in the wool
Democrat you know, always gonna

1427
01:26:26,100 --> 01:26:28,920
vote party line. And that's the
way all these people were but

1428
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:32,310
somehow Lee or decided to make
him a Republican. That way he

1429
01:26:32,310 --> 01:26:35,190
could. He could make the
connection that Republicans are

1430
01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:38,280
racist, xenophobic, and all the
rest of it, which has been

1431
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:42,600
drummed into the Democrats heads
because Archie Bunker was but

1432
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:45,840
there was no such guy as Archie
Bunker they never existed there

1433
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:50,010
was no Republican working guy
like Archie Bunker was bold

1434
01:26:50,010 --> 01:26:50,430
crap.

1435
01:26:50,460 --> 01:26:53,580
So I wouldn't say that that's
where the switch happened was

1436
01:26:53,580 --> 01:26:54,630
Archie Bunker this

1437
01:26:54,630 --> 01:26:58,950
which may have begun ha because
it was like you're watching this

1438
01:26:58,950 --> 01:27:01,830
guy. I think it was a mistake.
Because you're watching this guy

1439
01:27:01,830 --> 01:27:04,560
and you had some was just a
working class guy watching

1440
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:08,640
comedies going, huh? Why kind of
think like that, too is you guys

1441
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:11,940
bonehead meathead. Whoever's got
nicknames for the kid who was

1442
01:27:11,940 --> 01:27:16,560
just a tub thumping, you know,
radical. And, you know, check

1443
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:20,280
out the Republicans if the
Republicans were never open to

1444
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:23,880
it until now. And now I think
they're gonna steal that entire

1445
01:27:23,940 --> 01:27:25,170
part of the Alexa. That is

1446
01:27:25,230 --> 01:27:28,200
that is exactly where I was
going is it feels like with this

1447
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:32,130
election, people will eventually
wake up because you can't keep

1448
01:27:32,130 --> 01:27:36,960
going on and you're in this loop
of hallucination forever. No,

1449
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:40,290
and people wake up and say hold
on a second. The Democrats are

1450
01:27:40,290 --> 01:27:44,250
racist. They feel there's a
there's a crossover here. I

1451
01:27:44,250 --> 01:27:47,430
think it's gone by we won't
notice this for years, probably.

1452
01:27:47,430 --> 01:27:50,160
But I believe this is the cross
the turning point.

1453
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:54,060
It could be but when you have
like that clip, you played that

1454
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:58,230
bigoted comedy writer going on
and on with hate, essentially

1455
01:27:58,230 --> 01:28:01,950
hate speech as Hey, I just do
hate you have to start thinking

1456
01:28:01,950 --> 01:28:04,890
to yourself, Wait a minute. How
can you be you know you're

1457
01:28:04,890 --> 01:28:08,010
pointing the finger but you're
exhibiting all these qualities

1458
01:28:08,010 --> 01:28:11,910
you're complaining about? It
reminds me of that Dutch saying

1459
01:28:11,940 --> 01:28:16,500
that you've achieved Think
yourself? The health? Exactly.

1460
01:28:16,590 --> 01:28:19,680
You are what you say you are?
Well, you know, you are what you

1461
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:20,910
say they are.

1462
01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:27,570
Yeah, this is worse was gonna
say this is worse. Worse. I'm

1463
01:28:27,570 --> 01:28:31,680
telling you for us. native ad
worse than it is

1464
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:37,230
the pits. It is the pits. It is
really bad. We on the other New

1465
01:28:37,230 --> 01:28:40,650
York Times, The New York Times
is in on this somehow because

1466
01:28:40,650 --> 01:28:46,560
there's no way that people are
flocking to a taco podcast done

1467
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:49,380
by Taco Bell, or whoever the
sponsor is.

1468
01:28:50,460 --> 01:28:51,510
There well they say that

1469
01:28:51,690 --> 01:28:54,900
talk a little bit about the
shell bill. We got Bill in here

1470
01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:58,620
from the shell manufacturing
facility outside of Nashville.

1471
01:28:58,980 --> 01:29:04,350
taco shell makers bill how to
build yourself. Yeah. Tell us

1472
01:29:04,350 --> 01:29:08,040
what you do. What do you do at
the taco manufacturing taco

1473
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:08,760
shell company?

1474
01:29:10,110 --> 01:29:12,570
I thought I was gonna be bill
you played both roles.

1475
01:29:12,630 --> 01:29:17,100
No your bill. Okay. I'm gonna
interview bill I got Bill here.

1476
01:29:17,460 --> 01:29:20,520
Taco man that tacos John
manufacture. Hi, Bill. How you

1477
01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:26,370
doing? I'm good. We got Bill on
on Skype. Yeah. I'm sorry, Bill.

1478
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:30,030
So you've been doing this taco
shells bill. Well,

1479
01:29:30,060 --> 01:29:33,330
first of all, thanks for having
me on the shell cast. I really,

1480
01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:38,580
really enjoy talking about the
different kinds of taco shells

1481
01:29:38,580 --> 01:29:42,000
that are out there. So far, we
found that the one that looks

1482
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,630
like a case of D is stuck
together. We can't see what's

1483
01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:49,230
inside seems to work the best
for the for our tacos.

1484
01:29:51,030 --> 01:29:54,630
Well, that's not the way Taco
Bell taco is Bill. Are you sure

1485
01:29:54,660 --> 01:29:58,050
you actually work for Taco Bell?
Or are you just a generic shell

1486
01:29:58,050 --> 01:30:01,020
maker that Taco Bell buys from
your You got a contract?

1487
01:30:01,050 --> 01:30:04,440
Oh no. Hey, what this is the
shell cast. I got all kinds of

1488
01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:07,440
shells, big shells, small
shells. I got wacky shells, zany

1489
01:30:07,440 --> 01:30:10,500
shells, I got colored shells got
some hard shell soft shells. I

1490
01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:11,340
got shells.

1491
01:30:12,180 --> 01:30:15,360
So you who's the inventor? I was
very fascinated by this, by the

1492
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:19,980
way, who is the inventor? I
think El Paso makes these and

1493
01:30:19,980 --> 01:30:23,520
that the shell has got like a
bottom. So it's like it goes

1494
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:26,220
down as a hard shell and it's
got a bottom that's about an

1495
01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:28,890
inch wide, and then it comes up
on the other side. So you can

1496
01:30:28,890 --> 01:30:30,990
actually stand up the shell.

1497
01:30:31,020 --> 01:30:37,050
Yeah, yeah, that was that Pat.
Do we think we should stop lower

1498
01:30:37,050 --> 01:30:37,380
ahead?

1499
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:45,690
That's right, everybody, from
perfect penmanship to the dirt

1500
01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:49,890
as John C. Dvorak goes back in
time to tell us all the Kooples

1501
01:30:49,890 --> 01:30:53,280
raises that we heard back in the
30s is

1502
01:30:54,810 --> 01:30:58,140
pretty good. Hey, you got that
voice down? Yeah, yeah, I'm

1503
01:30:58,140 --> 01:31:00,780
famous for it. That only works
in the music. I can't do it

1504
01:31:00,780 --> 01:31:01,440
without the music.

1505
01:31:02,130 --> 01:31:05,370
Yeah, because you get into the
rhythm. That's pretty good.

1506
01:31:06,330 --> 01:31:10,380
Yeah, like that voice. Okay, we
were at Cadillac I believe,

1507
01:31:10,380 --> 01:31:12,270
which is the last term on this
page.

1508
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:15,690
That was Catalog Catalog
Catalog. I don't remember I

1509
01:31:15,690 --> 01:31:16,920
don't recall what catalog

1510
01:31:16,950 --> 01:31:21,870
was a one ounce pack of cocaine
or heroin. Ah, yes. How could I

1511
01:31:21,870 --> 01:31:25,200
forget we had Canary and then
cats or alligators. We got that

1512
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:30,390
cave. We got that. Okay, here we
go. This new check or checker?

1513
01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:37,170
Cab? No. $1 Ooh, okay. Hey,
check your give me give me a

1514
01:31:37,170 --> 01:31:37,590
check.

1515
01:31:38,100 --> 01:31:40,980
What I wonder what the etymology
of that is checker a check.

1516
01:31:41,010 --> 01:31:44,550
I have no idea i There might be
worth looking into. It is when

1517
01:31:44,550 --> 01:31:48,150
you'd might be able to guess. As
Chicago overcoat.

1518
01:31:49,470 --> 01:31:52,590
Ah, I know Chicago boots.

1519
01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:57,990
Because Chicago boots is when
they throw in the river. Way

1520
01:31:57,990 --> 01:32:00,660
down. It has to do something
with gangsters kindling. Yeah.

1521
01:32:02,850 --> 01:32:08,010
It means a coffin. Ah, you're
close. Yeah. Okay. Good. Chicago

1522
01:32:08,010 --> 01:32:08,880
typewriter.

1523
01:32:09,930 --> 01:32:11,670
Chicago typewriter.

1524
01:32:12,060 --> 01:32:17,040
Yeah. I give up a Thompson
submachine gun of

1525
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:19,350
course. I could have known that
when I've heard it. Yes, I've

1526
01:32:19,350 --> 01:32:21,450
heard the reference a
typewriter. Yeah, that

1527
01:32:21,450 --> 01:32:26,220
that that that's also the
synonyms are chopper. Yeah. And

1528
01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:26,910
get

1529
01:32:27,210 --> 01:32:29,820
ya get Gatling a Gatling gun
again. Yeah.

1530
01:32:31,170 --> 01:32:34,290
Okay, a chisel. Chin.

1531
01:32:34,980 --> 01:32:41,070
The guys that Chiseler I don't
know. swindler a cheat and it

1532
01:32:41,070 --> 01:32:46,230
works at an angle. Okay, here's,
here's one of my favorites.

1533
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:47,760
Cinder dick.

1534
01:32:48,090 --> 01:32:51,510
Cinder dick. I'm writing down as
a possible show title.

1535
01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:56,010
Regardless. Cinder Dick can use
a cinder dick in a sentence.

1536
01:32:56,370 --> 01:32:59,280
Hey, let's get out of these box
cars before the cinder deck

1537
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:00,060
comes along.

1538
01:33:00,420 --> 01:33:03,810
So that's the conductor of the
police. The railroad police

1539
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:09,840
railroad detective There you go.
All right. Couple more and then

1540
01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:11,580
we'll close this segment.

1541
01:33:13,740 --> 01:33:14,910
Dog soup.

1542
01:33:16,290 --> 01:33:19,410
Dog soup. In a sense, I'm

1543
01:33:19,410 --> 01:33:23,490
Stein sometimes known as city
juice

1544
01:33:27,690 --> 01:33:28,770
I'm gonna pass

1545
01:33:29,970 --> 01:33:32,070
Hey, Mabel, give me a glass of
that city juice.

1546
01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:33,300
Oh water. Gotcha.

1547
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:36,960
clambake

1548
01:33:39,180 --> 01:33:41,130
has something to do with
lesbians but I'm not sure.

1549
01:33:41,250 --> 01:33:43,320
Now. It's a wild swing. Nice
try.

1550
01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:45,840
Clip joint

1551
01:33:46,230 --> 01:33:50,790
clip joint. Yeah. A whorehouse

1552
01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:55,260
a nightclub or gambling joint
where patrons get Flim Flam MD

1553
01:33:57,420 --> 01:34:02,640
inflammed Flim Flam copper.

1554
01:34:04,530 --> 01:34:06,240
Policeman. Yes,

1555
01:34:06,300 --> 01:34:07,110
crumb.

1556
01:34:08,490 --> 01:34:11,250
Small time criminal. A fake

1557
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:15,000
or a loser by social standards.
I think you're back and you're

1558
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:17,700
gonna have to pass. I think you
got a full point. Okay, thank

1559
01:34:17,700 --> 01:34:26,100
you. crust crust. Well, of
course I immediately get a pie

1560
01:34:26,100 --> 01:34:32,010
crust in mind. Crust now to
insult

1561
01:34:32,790 --> 01:34:33,720
Oh to dis

1562
01:34:35,790 --> 01:34:40,680
gotcha yeah my belt Oh criss
cross this this crust crust this

1563
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:41,040
Yeah.

1564
01:34:42,120 --> 01:34:50,490
Curve. Curve. Yeah, and I think
you need to context boy that

1565
01:34:50,490 --> 01:34:51,510
threw me a curve.

1566
01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:55,470
unexpected event

1567
01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:57,360
disappoint this. Oh,
disappointment. Okay,

1568
01:34:57,360 --> 01:35:01,410
yeah. Uh huh. I don't know. Why
this is on here, but I'll read

1569
01:35:01,410 --> 01:35:06,270
it. It'll be our last one. Cute
as a bug's ear means very cute.

1570
01:35:06,270 --> 01:35:08,790
Let me do another one. That was
that's not a really a good one.

1571
01:35:08,820 --> 01:35:13,230
No. A cement mixer.

1572
01:35:14,549 --> 01:35:19,379
Some cement mixer. Yeah, maybe
that's the guy who kills the

1573
01:35:19,379 --> 01:35:19,859
guy.

1574
01:35:20,219 --> 01:35:25,649
Yeah. Cement Mixer was through a
slang for a bad dancer. Wow.

1575
01:35:25,649 --> 01:35:26,129
Okay,

1576
01:35:26,519 --> 01:35:29,609
that's not the best one I was
one something I can use in

1577
01:35:29,639 --> 01:35:30,419
modern no

1578
01:35:30,420 --> 01:35:33,660
he very few. I mean, we have
detectives next which is Dick

1579
01:35:33,660 --> 01:35:36,930
Seamus gum shoe and flat foot.
I'm gonna close. I think there's

1580
01:35:36,930 --> 01:35:37,170
no

1581
01:35:37,829 --> 01:35:42,599
interdict just for everything.
Like, you know, it's not a dirty

1582
01:35:42,599 --> 01:35:45,869
30. But someone sent me a term
that I've used that we use in

1583
01:35:45,869 --> 01:35:49,619
the 70s, which I liked
synonymous for television. The

1584
01:35:49,619 --> 01:35:50,459
boob tube?

1585
01:35:51,090 --> 01:35:54,210
Yeah, the boob tube. I think
that's still in play. Really?

1586
01:35:54,720 --> 01:36:01,050
Yeah. Thanks. So you know, I did
have column and PC Magazine

1587
01:36:01,050 --> 01:36:05,580
sometime in the 90s. I recall.
Because I was kind of annoyed by

1588
01:36:05,580 --> 01:36:09,930
the word nerd. Okay. And so and
no one had ever done an

1589
01:36:09,930 --> 01:36:13,500
entomology of the word. And I
mean, they did, but they were

1590
01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:16,140
all laying blame. And they're
all guessing it was almost like,

1591
01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:19,170
you know, the, again, the 12
year old saying, I think it came

1592
01:36:19,170 --> 01:36:21,900
from here. I think it came from
there, right. And they were

1593
01:36:21,930 --> 01:36:26,250
getting it from ne'er do well,
which made no sense to me

1594
01:36:26,250 --> 01:36:29,340
whatsoever. So I started doing
as much research as I could. And

1595
01:36:29,340 --> 01:36:34,110
I finally tracked it down. And
then I checked with, with Dr.

1596
01:36:34,110 --> 01:36:38,670
Seuss, from the White House,
literally, and it came from a

1597
01:36:38,670 --> 01:36:45,030
1950s book. If I ran the zoo.
That's the first use of the word

1598
01:36:45,810 --> 01:36:50,160
nerd and I'd know I could find
no predating of since night from

1599
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:53,280
1950. I couldn't find anything
in the 40 studies of anyone ever

1600
01:36:53,280 --> 01:36:57,840
using the word it began usage
with this character. And it was

1601
01:36:57,840 --> 01:37:01,860
a little bitty nerdy looking
guy. So I mean, nothing but

1602
01:37:01,860 --> 01:37:03,870
sense to me that this was really
what the animals so

1603
01:37:03,870 --> 01:37:07,350
it's a it's a made up word made
up by Dr. Seuss. Yeah.

1604
01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:12,150
Cool. So it's made it by Dr.
Seuss as a nerd. And so I so I

1605
01:37:12,180 --> 01:37:16,770
confirmed it with Seuss and, and
his assistant. And a guy says

1606
01:37:16,770 --> 01:37:20,610
his name, I can't remember his
first name the writer. And he

1607
01:37:20,610 --> 01:37:25,200
was a pretty old then. But he
teed note he made it up. And he

1608
01:37:25,230 --> 01:37:27,900
didn't realize that it was the
you know, it was the formation

1609
01:37:27,900 --> 01:37:31,110
of the word nerd. I wrote this,
all this history out. And so

1610
01:37:31,110 --> 01:37:35,100
then. So I thought it was kind
of cool that I developed, you

1611
01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:38,040
know, found out the origins of
this word. And so then I went

1612
01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:41,790
and did the kind of the kicker
to the story is I went to the

1613
01:37:41,790 --> 01:37:46,200
Universal Studios Park in
Orlando, and they had an if I

1614
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:51,690
ran the zoo exhibit. The Nerd
was not in it today.

1615
01:37:52,140 --> 01:37:55,440
And so you complained bitterly?
No doubt? Well, it just seems to

1616
01:37:55,440 --> 01:37:58,920
me that of all the things in
this modern age that you'd want

1617
01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:07,290
in this exhibit the nerd 1000 at
a party. I won't say who's

1618
01:38:07,290 --> 01:38:09,960
played what's one of these guys?
I think, actually, I think I

1619
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:16,200
think it was the CEO of Intuit.
And there's a big mansion,

1620
01:38:17,010 --> 01:38:20,430
Scott. And so there's this party
there. And there was something I

1621
01:38:20,430 --> 01:38:23,340
was in one of the rooms talking
to somebody and there's this one

1622
01:38:23,370 --> 01:38:28,980
very cynical guy, making me look
like a normal guy. And you were

1623
01:38:28,980 --> 01:38:30,840
talking about well, you know,
there's a lot of you know, I was

1624
01:38:30,870 --> 01:38:35,010
I was actually promoting the
valley thing as a way that a lot

1625
01:38:35,010 --> 01:38:37,230
of ideas and stuff are
generated. And I was I don't

1626
01:38:37,230 --> 01:38:40,080
know why it was so uptempo, you
were smoking the dope. No, I was

1627
01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:43,110
not smoking anything. In fact,
there was really I wasn't even

1628
01:38:43,110 --> 01:38:45,870
drinking much. Maybe that's the
problem. But anyway, whatever

1629
01:38:45,870 --> 01:38:48,810
the case, this guy says, What
are you talking about? He says,

1630
01:38:48,810 --> 01:38:53,130
this whole thing is just a big
scam. All these guys are just a

1631
01:38:53,130 --> 01:38:57,120
bunch of salesmen selling crap
to the public. There's like

1632
01:38:57,120 --> 01:39:00,060
there's nothing to it. It's
shallow. It's just making money

1633
01:39:00,060 --> 01:39:02,490
from the making of money sake.
And he went on and on and

1634
01:39:02,490 --> 01:39:05,700
everyone think I walked away
going, you know what he's right.

1635
01:39:09,330 --> 01:39:11,490
So anyway, there's a very
interesting story here in the US

1636
01:39:11,490 --> 01:39:15,300
that people should fall in. We
have a thing on the blog called

1637
01:39:15,300 --> 01:39:20,010
a police state news bulletin.
And this is the more interesting

1638
01:39:20,010 --> 01:39:23,160
one. This is the most
interesting one recently. It

1639
01:39:23,160 --> 01:39:28,080
looks like in a park in
Columbus, Ohio, the police

1640
01:39:28,080 --> 01:39:32,280
decided to take one of their
officers and strip her naked and

1641
01:39:32,310 --> 01:39:35,910
she was they put her in the park
to see what kind of perverts

1642
01:39:35,910 --> 01:39:36,240
they could

1643
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:38,310
lower their picture.

1644
01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:42,420
There's kind of a blurry
picture, you can see it's

1645
01:39:42,420 --> 01:39:46,710
nothing. If she looks like just
a naked girl in a park, you

1646
01:39:46,710 --> 01:39:48,990
know, that'd be feminine in the
Berkeley area. I mean, this is

1647
01:39:48,990 --> 01:39:53,070
like the Senate. I know how they
do it here. But anyway, so they

1648
01:39:53,070 --> 01:39:56,460
used to have these naked
citizens in Berkeley. They still

1649
01:39:56,460 --> 01:39:59,190
do them. It's horrible. By the
way, it's like something you

1650
01:39:59,190 --> 01:40:04,320
don't ever want to see. It's
just a lot of naked misshapen

1651
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:08,190
people and you just shaking your
cringy actually, you get your

1652
01:40:08,190 --> 01:40:10,260
like, have you have to shake for
about a week after you've

1653
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:16,170
witnessed this? Anyway, so this
woman was there and some guy who

1654
01:40:16,170 --> 01:40:19,680
happened to be a firefighter
goes over there. And he says,

1655
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:21,510
you know, this is what would
make a girl in the partners

1656
01:40:21,510 --> 01:40:24,540
interesting. So he goes over to
search chatting with her. And

1657
01:40:24,540 --> 01:40:27,090
then she starts, you know, doing
everything short of fondling,

1658
01:40:27,090 --> 01:40:30,420
and she puts her legs on him and
she's, you know, flirt and and

1659
01:40:30,420 --> 01:40:33,720
she, she, you know, says what so
what do you got inside there big

1660
01:40:33,720 --> 01:40:36,720
boy kind of thing. And so itself

1661
01:40:40,530 --> 01:40:42,990
it was their camera. I mean,
what was this like a reality

1662
01:40:42,990 --> 01:40:43,290
show?

1663
01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:46,530
They have? Yeah, no, it wasn't a
reality show. It was It wasn't

1664
01:40:46,530 --> 01:40:50,700
that crazy. You know, NBC? Yeah,
it was simple. But they can they

1665
01:40:50,700 --> 01:40:54,330
do have videoed, and it's
available, you can link to it

1666
01:40:54,330 --> 01:41:00,120
from the original site. And the
so the rest of the sky for, you

1667
01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:03,420
know, a pervert, you know,
because he's obviously much you,

1668
01:41:03,450 --> 01:41:06,480
you know, if you're, if you're
heterosexual male attracted to a

1669
01:41:06,480 --> 01:41:09,330
naked girl, you are obviously
for whoever you're a pervert.

1670
01:41:10,350 --> 01:41:14,340
And so they found and he's a
firefighter, which is really too

1671
01:41:14,340 --> 01:41:17,670
bad. Especially if he went they
weren't what they found him

1672
01:41:17,670 --> 01:41:19,770
guilty. And they couldn't do
anything about the entrapment

1673
01:41:19,770 --> 01:41:22,890
laws or anything like that. And
some people in my blog pointed

1674
01:41:22,890 --> 01:41:24,720
out that some of the entrapment
laws have actually been

1675
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,240
circumvented by new legislation
that's been slipped in where

1676
01:41:27,240 --> 01:41:32,850
it's legal to do anything. Oh,
of course. So. And meanwhile,

1677
01:41:33,990 --> 01:41:36,270
stories on top of the story
that's even more ludicrous,

1678
01:41:36,270 --> 01:41:44,610
which is, tops, patrol the
subway system, or leaving

1679
01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:50,100
objects laying around, like a
wallet, or an iPad. And if

1680
01:41:50,100 --> 01:41:54,450
somebody picks one of these
things up, boom, you get it. You

1681
01:41:54,450 --> 01:41:58,140
get it for whatever, I'm not
even sure what the crime is, but

1682
01:41:58,140 --> 01:42:01,080
they figure it's a crime. And so
they've arrested over 300

1683
01:42:01,080 --> 01:42:03,660
citizens who just pick stuff up
even though in New York, there's

1684
01:42:03,660 --> 01:42:06,630
a law that says, if you find
something valuable you have you

1685
01:42:06,630 --> 01:42:10,200
have 10 days to turn it in. They
don't care. They just rested him

1686
01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:12,180
anyway, because it is one way to
get your numbers up.

1687
01:42:16,170 --> 01:42:21,960
Big news came out. As we kind of
expected the Amazon has part

1688
01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:26,610
well, we're not going to say
Amazon will say doorbell camera

1689
01:42:26,610 --> 01:42:33,030
company ring, owned by Amazon
has partnered with 400 police

1690
01:42:33,030 --> 01:42:37,680
forces across the United States,
granting them potential access

1691
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:41,970
to homeowners camera footage,
and a powerful role in what the

1692
01:42:41,970 --> 01:42:47,670
community calls the nation's new
neighborhood watch. The

1693
01:42:47,670 --> 01:42:51,270
partnership allows police to
automatically request video

1694
01:42:51,270 --> 01:42:55,110
recorded by homeowners cameras
within a specific time and area.

1695
01:42:55,560 --> 01:42:59,400
Helping officers see footage
from the companies, millions of

1696
01:42:59,400 --> 01:43:03,150
internet connected cameras
installed nationwide. I just

1697
01:43:03,150 --> 01:43:06,930
want to read that again. Helping
officers see footage from the

1698
01:43:06,930 --> 01:43:11,160
companies, millions of internet
connected cameras installed

1699
01:43:11,160 --> 01:43:15,930
nationwide. Now you're the
company's customers. But okay,

1700
01:43:16,020 --> 01:43:21,030
they're yours I guess, probably
in the EULA. Officers will not

1701
01:43:21,030 --> 01:43:25,050
receive ongoing or live video
access, and homeowners can

1702
01:43:25,050 --> 01:43:31,650
decline the requests, which ring
sends via email. And I have a

1703
01:43:31,650 --> 01:43:35,400
feeling that if you don't
respond, they just do it anyway.

1704
01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:38,850
And why the hell wouldn't they
allow access regardless of what

1705
01:43:38,850 --> 01:43:44,490
you say? This is so bad. We have
created a security state in our

1706
01:43:44,520 --> 01:43:49,830
own neighborhoods that everybody
on my street has them. You

1707
01:43:49,830 --> 01:43:54,060
cannot walk on my street without
someone seeing you. You must

1708
01:43:54,060 --> 01:43:59,100
obey. That's exactly what it is.
I find this very disturbing and

1709
01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:03,090
I don't know what to do. You
can't vandalize them because

1710
01:44:03,090 --> 01:44:05,760
everyone sees you're walking up
so I don't know what is there

1711
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:08,640
any any thinking on how we can

1712
01:44:08,940 --> 01:44:11,760
you can vandalize them. Yeah,
but I don't want to be caught

1713
01:44:11,760 --> 01:44:12,330
vandalized.

1714
01:44:12,480 --> 01:44:16,290
Here's how you do it. Low tip
for any vandals out there and we

1715
01:44:16,290 --> 01:44:19,200
probably have a few few
listeners who are vandals you

1716
01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:25,650
know, the humorous, humorous
ones. You put a ski mask on, run

1717
01:44:25,650 --> 01:44:27,930
out of your house as fast as you
can. But firstly, first of all

1718
01:44:27,930 --> 01:44:30,090
you bought put a piece of wood
or something in front of your

1719
01:44:30,090 --> 01:44:33,750
own worrying. And then she was
like It's like oh, I didn't know

1720
01:44:33,750 --> 01:44:33,870
is

1721
01:44:35,280 --> 01:44:37,920
going too fast. I gotta take
notes. Hold on. Okay, put a

1722
01:44:37,950 --> 01:44:42,240
block of wood. Wood. Wood
differently. Your own rings.

1723
01:44:42,240 --> 01:44:45,840
gaffers tape me okay. All right,
wood. Yes, wood guy

1724
01:44:45,840 --> 01:44:51,450
put a ski mask on grab a spray
can of joining us rope. For this

1725
01:44:51,450 --> 01:44:55,440
as well. Just a spray can a
black like a maga hat. Use rust

1726
01:44:55,440 --> 01:44:58,260
oleum paint because it's got
some chemicals in there that

1727
01:44:58,260 --> 01:45:03,150
might scratch it. Have the lens.
Yeah. And then run over to your

1728
01:45:03,150 --> 01:45:07,080
neighbors and spray the thing as
fast as you can making sure that

1729
01:45:07,080 --> 01:45:10,500
you're not being you can't be
seen from other ring doorbells.

1730
01:45:10,680 --> 01:45:14,670
Good leaving your own house. If
you can make sure that then you

1731
01:45:14,670 --> 01:45:15,150
can do it.

1732
01:45:15,240 --> 01:45:19,080
No, the whole street is while
we're on a cul de sac. So we're

1733
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:20,550
blanketed all the way around.

1734
01:45:21,210 --> 01:45:23,580
I don't think you can see your
porch from another house.

1735
01:45:24,810 --> 01:45:28,260
The minute you get on the
street, everybody can see you.

1736
01:45:29,010 --> 01:45:33,570
So the minute you walk out your
driveway. Everybody can see me

1737
01:45:33,690 --> 01:45:36,120
in this configuration. We're
going to call the sack that's,

1738
01:45:36,210 --> 01:45:41,220
that's where we live. So I don't
like your idea. I wish there was

1739
01:45:41,220 --> 01:45:44,670
something I wish I could Can you
destroy him with a laser? You

1740
01:45:44,670 --> 01:45:48,420
know, can I shine a laser? Well,
that used to ruin cameras? That

1741
01:45:48,420 --> 01:45:49,620
won't work anymore? Will it?

1742
01:45:51,840 --> 01:45:54,060
I don't think a laser is going
to do much. I mean, it's

1743
01:45:54,060 --> 01:45:57,390
possible from a distance if you
had a high enough output laser,

1744
01:45:57,420 --> 01:46:00,900
which is probably illegal to
begin with. Something you don't

1745
01:46:00,900 --> 01:46:03,810
want to play with. You could
probably blast them, you know,

1746
01:46:03,810 --> 01:46:07,140
one at a time, but you have to
be a pretty good shot. Yeah.

1747
01:46:08,580 --> 01:46:12,300
Yeah. But again, you know, you,
oh, maybe a drone, maybe a drone

1748
01:46:12,300 --> 01:46:15,840
with a spray can attachment or
something that's, that would now

1749
01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:16,530
you're thinking

1750
01:46:17,790 --> 01:46:21,270
with a spray can attachment or
like wood is one of those drones

1751
01:46:21,270 --> 01:46:22,920
that holds like a 45. And

1752
01:46:24,690 --> 01:46:28,590
the judge strap the judge to my
drone will take care of that for

1753
01:46:28,590 --> 01:46:28,860
you.

1754
01:46:31,020 --> 01:46:33,900
Okay, well, what I hate the most
about TV, I think is what you

1755
01:46:33,900 --> 01:46:34,650
were referring to.

1756
01:46:34,830 --> 01:46:36,390
It's okay. Just go ahead. So

1757
01:46:36,570 --> 01:46:39,360
I want you to play this. What I
hate the most about TV is video.

1758
01:46:39,360 --> 01:46:42,450
You saw two examples of it. I
saw it on Shark Tank does this

1759
01:46:42,450 --> 01:46:45,720
constantly. And I don't like the
show. I don't like Shark Tank.

1760
01:46:46,020 --> 01:46:51,270
Bunch of glib guy. It's just
it's it's just not if I don't

1761
01:46:51,270 --> 01:46:52,050
like the show, you know,

1762
01:46:52,050 --> 01:46:54,660
they asked me like, do they ask
me to be on that show?

1763
01:46:56,040 --> 01:47:01,440
As with the product as a show as
a shark? Oh, why don't you do

1764
01:47:01,440 --> 01:47:01,650
it?

1765
01:47:02,220 --> 01:47:05,940
Well, I'll tell you why. They
call up and I say, that'd be

1766
01:47:05,940 --> 01:47:08,910
great. I'd be fantastic on the
show. I think I can evaluate it

1767
01:47:08,910 --> 01:47:12,030
pitches. I've been through a
couple and said okay, and you'll

1768
01:47:12,030 --> 01:47:14,310
invest. I said I'm not gonna
invest a dime in any of that

1769
01:47:14,310 --> 01:47:17,010
crap, though. You have to
actually invest a bit. Wait, so

1770
01:47:17,010 --> 01:47:20,490
you're telling me that you don't
you don't have a budget that

1771
01:47:20,490 --> 01:47:24,090
gives these schmucks with their
ideas, some money these all

1772
01:47:24,090 --> 01:47:27,030
these sharks invest their own
money. They really do it. Yeah,

1773
01:47:27,030 --> 01:47:33,750
they really do. It's okay, I'm
out. What am I gonna Hey, I will

1774
01:47:33,750 --> 01:47:40,800
take 50% of your company for
$800.32 from my podcast money,

1775
01:47:41,010 --> 01:47:44,220
so they must think you're
loaded. While this is a long

1776
01:47:44,220 --> 01:47:44,790
time ago.

1777
01:47:45,930 --> 01:47:47,580
Oh, when you were loaded?

1778
01:47:47,820 --> 01:47:50,730
Yeah. Right. Yes. And even then
I'm like, I'm not doing that.

1779
01:47:50,790 --> 01:47:53,370
We're gonna sit on your TV show
for this. No.

1780
01:47:54,780 --> 01:47:58,410
But that had been fun. No.
Anyway, so they do this on the

1781
01:47:58,410 --> 01:48:01,440
show they do it on did Ramsey
does it this is from the cooking

1782
01:48:01,440 --> 01:48:03,690
show. One of the ones where they
have the home cooks and they all

1783
01:48:03,690 --> 01:48:06,990
come out and Ramsay can't really
yell and scream at him too much.

1784
01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:12,000
And they do it on a lot of that
they do this on voice. They do

1785
01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:16,260
this on they do this on all the
shows. And I just am sick of it.

1786
01:48:16,350 --> 01:48:17,430
But play this clip.

1787
01:48:17,550 --> 01:48:21,480
I'm trying to think oh, I got
it. Here we go. Peasy Nutella.

1788
01:48:22,650 --> 01:48:29,880
But sadly there can only be one
winner Oh, I know. The home cook

1789
01:48:30,030 --> 01:48:35,280
receiving a major advantage and
the upcoming challenge that

1790
01:48:35,280 --> 01:48:45,750
person is going to come it's
time for a getaway Yes. Yes.

1791
01:48:47,010 --> 01:48:47,460
Yeah,

1792
01:48:47,490 --> 01:48:51,060
well of course we're doing that
you wait for the reveal and then

1793
01:48:51,060 --> 01:48:51,840
commercial break

1794
01:48:53,790 --> 01:48:57,030
so every one of these things
because television the way it is

1795
01:48:57,030 --> 01:49:00,870
now there's other things to
watch. And so when they do this

1796
01:49:00,870 --> 01:49:03,990
when they go to the commercial
and if it's on the DVR I mean if

1797
01:49:03,990 --> 01:49:07,290
it's on the DVR, just skip the
commercials anyway, but they go

1798
01:49:07,290 --> 01:49:11,220
and here's so I done this case,
I said oh crap. And so I went to

1799
01:49:11,220 --> 01:49:13,800
start watching them something I
never went back to the show.

1800
01:49:13,950 --> 01:49:18,060
Never went back to the show. I
don't know who was looking back

1801
01:49:18,060 --> 01:49:22,380
on it. Who cares? This is just a
stupid show TV. We're watching

1802
01:49:22,380 --> 01:49:26,220
too much TV anyway. And I'm not
going to be suckered by one of

1803
01:49:26,220 --> 01:49:30,930
these. These all and a winner is
and then they cut to commercial

1804
01:49:30,930 --> 01:49:33,900
and then you have to watch a
bunch of commercials. You know

1805
01:49:33,900 --> 01:49:37,140
what I don't care who the winner
is? Is that is no as we used to

1806
01:49:37,140 --> 01:49:41,370
say in the olden days. It's no
sweat off my balls.

1807
01:49:42,900 --> 01:49:46,260
I always heard back or maybe
California had a different

1808
01:49:47,010 --> 01:49:47,610
saying

1809
01:49:49,740 --> 01:49:53,640
this is a phenomenon I have in
my house. Oh, okay. Listen,

1810
01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:59,010
people said sim is a swing
phenomenon. And so I hear at the

1811
01:49:59,010 --> 01:50:01,050
end the volume we're going to
hear Hear this is what I'm

1812
01:50:01,050 --> 01:50:04,710
hearing and play the mockingbird
clip and this is what I'm

1813
01:50:04,710 --> 01:50:07,140
hearing in my in my downstairs

1814
01:50:18,180 --> 01:50:19,980
um this is MK Ultra man.

1815
01:50:20,520 --> 01:50:24,780
No I so I am multi Mockingbird.
So I have a mockingbird I've

1816
01:50:24,780 --> 01:50:27,420
always had mockingbirds in the
area and then this by the way

1817
01:50:27,420 --> 01:50:30,000
this is if you want to play a
little more than I do I don't

1818
01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:33,000
have to Yeah, like you recorded
this yourself things about this

1819
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:36,840
bird. This bird has no talent.
You should be ashamed of

1820
01:50:36,840 --> 01:50:42,390
himself. But that's beside it.
He's got no rhythm. He's got no

1821
01:50:42,390 --> 01:50:45,570
song. He's just doing his normal
Mockingbird thing. He stinks

1822
01:50:45,570 --> 01:50:49,200
I've had plenty of mocking birds
that can do a variety of noises

1823
01:50:49,200 --> 01:50:52,470
that it just astonishing. This
now this guy does have a car

1824
01:50:52,470 --> 01:50:55,350
horn. I'll play you can play
that car alarm.

1825
01:50:55,410 --> 01:50:57,570
Why the bird This bird has a car
alarm?

1826
01:50:57,930 --> 01:51:09,930
They all do oh I was not aware.
Yeah. And that was this. This is

1827
01:51:09,930 --> 01:51:11,730
a recording play in the
background as I explain what

1828
01:51:11,730 --> 01:51:14,640
this is. This is a recording
that you put on your trading

1829
01:51:14,640 --> 01:51:15,540
website right?

1830
01:51:16,500 --> 01:51:19,260
No, this is no that's the birds
of that's a Holland thing. This

1831
01:51:19,260 --> 01:51:23,070
is no this I am going to post
this but I haven't yet. And what

1832
01:51:23,070 --> 01:51:26,910
it is is that that does
Mockingbird or any Mockingbird.

1833
01:51:26,940 --> 01:51:29,130
But this particular one in
particular, he likes to get on

1834
01:51:29,130 --> 01:51:33,480
top of the chimney. And he uses
the chimney itself as a

1835
01:51:33,480 --> 01:51:36,330
resonance vehicle to make his
voice

1836
01:51:36,330 --> 01:51:39,180
heard. Have you considered
shooting him with a BB gun?

1837
01:51:39,450 --> 01:51:43,380
Now I'm not shooting No, you
can't shoot mocking birds. They

1838
01:51:43,380 --> 01:51:47,040
add a nice little thing to your
play in the background as I'm

1839
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:49,620
playing it in the background. So
he's got he gets on top of the

1840
01:51:49,620 --> 01:51:52,680
chimney and he starts getting
his way up there. So he's making

1841
01:51:52,680 --> 01:51:55,890
a bunch of racket and he goes
straight down to Gemini into the

1842
01:51:55,890 --> 01:52:01,380
house. No. Yes. At this volume
and you go off the mockingbird

1843
01:52:02,940 --> 01:52:04,410
and $3 down

1844
01:52:05,730 --> 01:52:06,660
Did you light a fire?

1845
01:52:07,049 --> 01:52:10,529
No no, no. But I did take the
recorder I took the h2 and I

1846
01:52:10,529 --> 01:52:13,709
stuck it in the in the fire but
chat room says

1847
01:52:13,740 --> 01:52:15,450
standing wave Mockingbird.

1848
01:52:17,850 --> 01:52:20,220
Mockingbird so it makes it so
when you're in the house it

1849
01:52:20,220 --> 01:52:23,790
sounds like the mockingbird is
in the house. Got it. So it's

1850
01:52:23,790 --> 01:52:29,550
actually quite amusing to me.
But I will give a washing

1851
01:52:29,550 --> 01:52:32,160
detergent tip for people out
there listen to no agenda show

1852
01:52:32,160 --> 01:52:33,270
for these rare

1853
01:52:34,860 --> 01:52:38,700
gentlemen a washing machine tip
from John C. Dvorak.

1854
01:52:39,270 --> 01:52:43,110
Okay, so I was good course a
part of my job I was meeting

1855
01:52:43,110 --> 01:52:47,790
with in some situation with
Colgate Palmolive. And they told

1856
01:52:47,790 --> 01:52:50,370
me given this tip before on the
show, but I think people should

1857
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:55,080
should know it. If you're going
to buy detergents, whether it's

1858
01:52:55,080 --> 01:52:57,720
a dishwashing detergent, or
laundry detergent or anything

1859
01:52:57,720 --> 01:53:01,080
that's you expect to clean
something with, always get the

1860
01:53:01,080 --> 01:53:01,650
liquid.

1861
01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:05,040
Always the liquid. Yes. And

1862
01:53:05,040 --> 01:53:08,790
here's the reason okay, I was
told what's happened over the

1863
01:53:08,790 --> 01:53:12,690
years is some of the stuff that
the way laundry detergent was

1864
01:53:12,690 --> 01:53:16,290
first discovered was they they
led to a bunch of the soaps that

1865
01:53:16,290 --> 01:53:20,190
they made dry up and it became
flakes and so they developed a

1866
01:53:20,490 --> 01:53:23,250
laundry detergent. It was just a
powder and you dump it in and

1867
01:53:23,250 --> 01:53:25,080
you clean with it. But

1868
01:53:25,650 --> 01:53:28,410
it was basically a secondary
product. It was a byproduct of

1869
01:53:28,410 --> 01:53:29,070
the original

1870
01:53:29,520 --> 01:53:33,300
Yeah. Oh but you can't but what
happened was they banned all the

1871
01:53:33,300 --> 01:53:36,720
phosphates and other chemicals
that used to be great cleaners

1872
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:38,400
that you could turn into powder.

1873
01:53:39,150 --> 01:53:41,280
And why did you ban them? Was it
killing people?

1874
01:53:41,640 --> 01:53:44,460
No, it was environmental it was
the EPA and others because it

1875
01:53:44,460 --> 01:53:49,080
was making like blooms of algae
and lakes and it was causing you

1876
01:53:49,080 --> 01:53:52,860
know water lilies to grow out of
control it was it was it's a

1877
01:53:53,310 --> 01:53:57,240
food for the phosphates are a
food for plant life. And so it

1878
01:53:57,240 --> 01:54:00,660
was a problem. So they banned
all this stuff. So they had to

1879
01:54:00,660 --> 01:54:03,840
reformulate to to produce these
new chemicals that did as good a

1880
01:54:03,840 --> 01:54:08,940
job of cleaning but they could
not make it into a powder. It

1881
01:54:08,940 --> 01:54:12,870
wouldn't powder arise. So they
started selling this idea of

1882
01:54:12,870 --> 01:54:16,470
liquid and so liquid if you want
to have anything that actually

1883
01:54:16,470 --> 01:54:19,770
cleans unless you're in Mexico
or they still sell the old

1884
01:54:19,800 --> 01:54:23,070
original stuff, but if you want
to in the United States if you

1885
01:54:23,070 --> 01:54:27,600
want anything that actually
cleans and and works it has to

1886
01:54:27,600 --> 01:54:28,380
be liquid

1887
01:54:28,530 --> 01:54:32,280
now. First of all, thank you for
this tip that is let me just

1888
01:54:32,280 --> 01:54:35,220
jump ladies and gentlemen Jhansi
Dvorak with a tip and only the

1889
01:54:35,220 --> 01:54:41,220
tip as he is no mister tip would
you since you know of course, we

1890
01:54:41,220 --> 01:54:43,470
talked about all kinds of
products on the show products

1891
01:54:43,470 --> 01:54:45,810
that we like products that we
don't like because we're not

1892
01:54:45,810 --> 01:54:48,360
paid we don't know
advertisement. I would like to

1893
01:54:48,360 --> 01:54:52,290
know what is your liquid
detergent of choice.

1894
01:54:53,760 --> 01:54:59,040
I do like tide. But knowing that
these formulations are pretty

1895
01:54:59,040 --> 01:55:01,680
universal I buy I'll buy
anything if it's on sale. So I

1896
01:55:01,680 --> 01:55:07,290
use tide I use air I use all I
use all I used to pens but I'd

1897
01:55:07,290 --> 01:55:10,680
been tied, I believe to be
probably one of the best

1898
01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:13,560
formulations you could buy,
especially the ones and but

1899
01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:16,530
there's a lot of different
formulations you have to kind of

1900
01:55:16,530 --> 01:55:19,980
pick and choose which one you
want. If you want the fake

1901
01:55:19,980 --> 01:55:22,530
bleach that's in TIDE, which is
actually an enzyme

1902
01:55:22,560 --> 01:55:27,090
I'll tell you I'm a I'm a tide
man myself. Yeah. And that is

1903
01:55:27,090 --> 01:55:29,910
because for the three months I
went to college in West

1904
01:55:29,910 --> 01:55:35,370
Virginia, my roommate, Tyree
Hamilton, from Newark, black

1905
01:55:35,370 --> 01:55:39,240
kid, he, he taught me how to
wash my clothes properly. He

1906
01:55:39,240 --> 01:55:41,430
also taught me how to moisturize
let me tell you the black guys

1907
01:55:41,430 --> 01:55:46,560
know how to moisturize and so
and he said tide man nothing

1908
01:55:46,590 --> 01:55:49,590
ever it's only tide he did there
was no I don't remember if we I

1909
01:55:49,590 --> 01:55:53,760
think we had liquid. But I've
been a tide the tide man ever

1910
01:55:53,760 --> 01:55:54,150
since.

1911
01:55:57,030 --> 01:56:01,410
So when I was in high school, I
was one of the lucky slash

1912
01:56:01,440 --> 01:56:06,780
unlucky appointees to the mild
un. One of those kids that was

1913
01:56:06,780 --> 01:56:09,990
in the Model UN they have this
around. You're a globalist early

1914
01:56:09,990 --> 01:56:14,130
on how interesting. Oh, yeah,
absolutely. And so the model you

1915
01:56:14,130 --> 01:56:17,160
our mock you and I think it was
also called as the Model UN and

1916
01:56:17,160 --> 01:56:20,550
they every school got to send
two representatives as though it

1917
01:56:20,550 --> 01:56:25,500
was a country to the MCC, the
Model UN and that thing was in

1918
01:56:25,530 --> 01:56:29,340
Berkeley, they had it of course,
that one of the big auditoriums

1919
01:56:29,340 --> 01:56:33,240
at Cal. And so we all went there
and stayed in a hotel, they put

1920
01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:37,470
us up in a hotel in downtown
Berkeley. And me and my wife,

1921
01:56:37,530 --> 01:56:41,130
pal was Bill Katie, we ended up
spending most of our time

1922
01:56:41,130 --> 01:56:44,040
tossing toilet paper rolls out
the window to see if they would

1923
01:56:44,040 --> 01:56:48,180
unravel and make a streamer. But
during the model you and you

1924
01:56:48,180 --> 01:56:51,330
learned Robert's Rules of Order,
which have all these points of

1925
01:56:51,330 --> 01:56:53,910
order points of information
points at this point at that

1926
01:56:53,910 --> 01:56:57,690
point at this point to that, and
there's a there's a relatively

1927
01:56:58,380 --> 01:57:01,500
maybe there's about 12 of them.
But in that event that you were

1928
01:57:01,500 --> 01:57:05,190
listening to, they had they're
making some up. I mean, there

1929
01:57:05,190 --> 01:57:08,430
was there was no there's no such
thing as a point of cliche or

1930
01:57:08,430 --> 01:57:11,220
whatever. At one point of
personal privilege. No point of

1931
01:57:11,220 --> 01:57:12,540
personal privilege is one of
them.

1932
01:57:12,570 --> 01:57:15,390
Oh, pointless debate points
point of information.

1933
01:57:15,780 --> 01:57:19,530
That's one of them. I think it
was point of debate or something

1934
01:57:19,530 --> 01:57:22,530
they said that was not one of
muddles other than was point of

1935
01:57:22,530 --> 01:57:25,320
orders. The main one point of
information pointed to a point

1936
01:57:25,320 --> 01:57:29,040
of personal privilege, those are
all real. And so when you went

1937
01:57:29,040 --> 01:57:31,800
to this thing, it was a big uns
assembly and it had you had a

1938
01:57:31,800 --> 01:57:35,130
little signage and you sat there
like, like, one of those UN

1939
01:57:35,130 --> 01:57:39,330
ambassadors and you and I don't
know what they accomplished. I

1940
01:57:39,330 --> 01:57:43,920
do know that it kind of was
childish in the way that we just

1941
01:57:43,920 --> 01:57:47,850
witnessed with the DSA, it was a
lot of pointed, disappointed

1942
01:57:47,850 --> 01:57:50,670
that it was trying to show off
that they know the rules. And so

1943
01:57:50,670 --> 01:57:54,030
they wanted to say something, we
didn't have the pronoun thing,

1944
01:57:54,030 --> 01:57:58,620
obviously. But it was it, that's
what I was reminded of, I was

1945
01:57:58,620 --> 01:58:02,160
reminded of kind of a high
school group, you know, trying

1946
01:58:02,160 --> 01:58:06,240
to, you know, figure out the
world and they're up there in

1947
01:58:06,240 --> 01:58:13,440
some fake meeting. And it was it
was borderline pathetic. I was

1948
01:58:13,440 --> 01:58:16,770
at one time there was a sales
guy that took a liking to me

1949
01:58:16,770 --> 01:58:20,550
because he couldn't sell me
anything. So he he was an

1950
01:58:20,550 --> 01:58:22,860
insurance guy just when I was in
college, and I have pretty

1951
01:58:23,040 --> 01:58:29,460
decent not great sales
resistance. And I've run into

1952
01:58:29,460 --> 01:58:32,040
people that I can't i There's no
way I'm going to get out of it.

1953
01:58:32,040 --> 01:58:35,910
I just okay, I'm out of here.
I've got whatever you want. But

1954
01:58:35,910 --> 01:58:38,940
most people I can resist and if
you go to the Middle East and

1955
01:58:38,940 --> 01:58:42,600
deal with some of these, these
Arab and Lebanese and some of

1956
01:58:42,600 --> 01:58:46,680
these sales guys, you're just
generally speaking, you're not

1957
01:58:46,680 --> 01:58:50,460
gonna lose a lot of money, but
you got to pay up. You don't get

1958
01:58:50,460 --> 01:58:54,120
out, never gonna get anywhere.
When most Americans are the

1959
01:58:54,120 --> 01:58:57,120
typical East Western sales guys,
you know, they have all these

1960
01:58:57,120 --> 01:58:59,940
tricks and they go from one to
the other to the other. This guy

1961
01:59:00,150 --> 01:59:03,840
went through the entire litany,
and he kind of ended with this

1962
01:59:03,840 --> 01:59:09,600
condemning type of sales pitch,
and he never could get break me.

1963
01:59:10,110 --> 01:59:15,420
And so eventually, he said, You
know, I like you bought me a cup

1964
01:59:15,420 --> 01:59:18,180
of coffee and that was the end
of it. But which I thought was a

1965
01:59:18,180 --> 01:59:22,260
personal victory victory for
you. I had a similar situation

1966
01:59:22,260 --> 01:59:25,530
just recently when I took my car
over to get it washed at this

1967
01:59:25,530 --> 01:59:28,680
place. I kept seeing this in
Marin County. It's a washing

1968
01:59:28,680 --> 01:59:31,920
place it's off on the other side
of the Richardson Bay Bridge.

1969
01:59:32,340 --> 01:59:35,970
And it is there's a cars out
there and they're scrubbing them

1970
01:59:35,970 --> 01:59:39,960
down and it is like a hand wash
that has a machine augmentation.

1971
01:59:40,110 --> 01:59:42,930
And you go I say gotta get my
car washed or go in there. To

1972
01:59:42,930 --> 01:59:51,660
guy has a sales pitch for for
this $500 worth 1000 wax job

1973
01:59:52,380 --> 01:59:54,600
where they actually coordinate
but this other stuff on they put

1974
01:59:54,600 --> 01:59:57,510
this other stuff on and they put
this other stuff on it. And so I

1975
01:59:57,510 --> 01:59:59,310
got to tell the story. If you go
Mike, can

1976
01:59:59,310 --> 02:00:02,640
I can I just Guess the ending
did your 25 year old Lexus come

1977
02:00:02,640 --> 02:00:04,740
out looking like a 2019 model.

1978
02:00:05,160 --> 02:00:09,180
I never bought into it because I
luckily did not have any I just

1979
02:00:09,210 --> 02:00:12,240
was gonna go to pay cash for a
thing and I didn't have 500

1980
02:00:12,240 --> 02:00:16,470
bucks in cash and that was, that
was my out. It was great. I

1981
02:00:16,500 --> 02:00:21,030
would love to do this. I will
come back and do this later. But

1982
02:00:21,030 --> 02:00:26,730
I only have $60 in cash. And so
I gotta get a gas gas filled and

1983
02:00:26,730 --> 02:00:30,000
I gotta get a wash. Okay, he
finally gave up I realized I was

1984
02:00:30,000 --> 02:00:34,320
telling the truth. But but one
of the things he did was at the

1985
02:00:34,320 --> 02:00:37,560
back of the of the car, he had
us half of the of the trunk

1986
02:00:37,590 --> 02:00:40,470
area. He had to polish polish
and polish and polish. And then

1987
02:00:40,470 --> 02:00:43,860
he did he did a whole section he
said feel that feel that and you

1988
02:00:43,860 --> 02:00:46,470
felt it. It was really smooth
and clean. It was like wow,

1989
02:00:46,470 --> 02:00:49,500
yeah, it's great. He said, Well,
the whole car be like, Yeah, I

1990
02:00:49,500 --> 02:00:52,110
don't want to get 60 bucks.
Okay, so I go through a comes

1991
02:00:52,110 --> 02:00:54,390
through the washing machine
comes out the other end, they

1992
02:00:54,390 --> 02:00:56,580
wipe it down and do all what
they do, which is kind of

1993
02:00:56,580 --> 02:00:59,820
interesting in itself. And then
I go on, I say the first thing I

1994
02:00:59,820 --> 02:01:04,560
do is I check that area. It was
no different than the rest of

1995
02:01:04,560 --> 02:01:10,950
the car. When I was doing the
Tech TV show silicon spin, we

1996
02:01:10,950 --> 02:01:13,890
used to have different people on
I used to have Danny ash on a

1997
02:01:13,890 --> 02:01:18,270
lot. And all kinds of who's
Danny ash. Danny. Yeah, she was

1998
02:01:18,270 --> 02:01:21,120
Danny. She was the one that she
she makes like we figure $4

1999
02:01:21,120 --> 02:01:26,010
million a year do it just
softcore Okay, she's a soft core

2000
02:01:26,010 --> 02:01:29,280
girl. And she has a bunch of she
has her sights. Danny's hard

2001
02:01:29,280 --> 02:01:31,920
drive. Oh, Danny's hard drive.
Okay, I've heard of that. Sure.

2002
02:01:32,040 --> 02:01:34,620
And she would sweetest thing you
ever wanted to me. She's

2003
02:01:34,770 --> 02:01:37,770
gorgeous, too. And she'd be
honest, but she's a business

2004
02:01:37,770 --> 02:01:40,890
woman. She's actually a hard
core business woman. And she

2005
02:01:40,890 --> 02:01:43,590
would have some real interesting
insights into all this stuff.

2006
02:01:43,590 --> 02:01:46,800
And her husband was like, like a
lawyer. She was like the

2007
02:01:46,800 --> 02:01:49,920
business woman. He's a lawyer.
She's a stripper or not a

2008
02:01:49,920 --> 02:01:53,100
stripper. But whatever she was
she showed, you know, she, she

2009
02:01:53,100 --> 02:01:54,900
did like an exhibitionist,
that's, you know,

2010
02:01:55,350 --> 02:01:58,950
high end, sexy shots, hot shots,

2011
02:01:58,950 --> 02:02:01,740
right? That's about it. But she
would make it. We did some

2012
02:02:01,740 --> 02:02:05,370
calculations at the time. And
this was in the late 90s 98,

2013
02:02:05,370 --> 02:02:08,280
maybe 99. Something like that,
that we finished was my about

2014
02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:12,090
2.5 Based on her numbers and the
rest of what we knew, but I have

2015
02:02:12,120 --> 02:02:14,580
other people would come through
this show and they were porn

2016
02:02:14,850 --> 02:02:17,400
people and they were you could
tell that they were being

2017
02:02:17,400 --> 02:02:20,670
corrupted by Danny less so
because she was, you know, I

2018
02:02:20,670 --> 02:02:23,940
think she was pretty. Just a
normal exhibitionist type of

2019
02:02:23,940 --> 02:02:27,870
woman. But other people you
could see especially men, you

2020
02:02:27,870 --> 02:02:30,900
could see them just slowly
creeping toward that. Let's wear

2021
02:02:30,900 --> 02:02:33,330
let's I think I'd look pretty
good with that big gold

2022
02:02:33,330 --> 02:02:37,590
necklace. Yeah, exactly. Maybe I
should open my shirt up a little

2023
02:02:37,590 --> 02:02:41,100
bit more. You know, growing some
hair here with a gold necklace.

2024
02:02:41,100 --> 02:02:43,830
I think it's gonna look pretty
good look. Yeah, that's really

2025
02:02:44,100 --> 02:02:46,710
nice. You can just see him
falling into it. I you know, I

2026
02:02:46,710 --> 02:02:49,080
could grease my hair a little
more. I think maybe that will

2027
02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:50,760
look good. What about a
mustache?

2028
02:02:53,700 --> 02:02:55,830
How about you not screw it? How
about your vodka lesson do the

2029
02:02:55,830 --> 02:02:56,550
vodka lesson.

2030
02:02:57,630 --> 02:03:02,280
All right. Years ago, when I
went I went to I don't know why

2031
02:03:02,310 --> 02:03:04,290
this isn't something that
everybody doesn't do because we

2032
02:03:04,290 --> 02:03:08,760
kind of do it a lot at the
various House in Washington. We

2033
02:03:08,760 --> 02:03:11,100
have a whole cellar full of
these things Mimi does a lot of

2034
02:03:11,100 --> 02:03:14,340
these witches are infused
vodkas. It's really a great

2035
02:03:14,340 --> 02:03:17,550
thing. I you know, I didn't
think much about it until I

2036
02:03:17,550 --> 02:03:20,400
ended I don't want to brag about
where I was I was in Jakarta at

2037
02:03:20,400 --> 02:03:26,040
some fancy nightclub. It's on
somebody else's tab. And you

2038
02:03:26,040 --> 02:03:29,400
know, I wanted some I don't know
we wanted some some drink. We're

2039
02:03:29,400 --> 02:03:32,370
going to try this drink and the
guy. It was like it involves

2040
02:03:32,370 --> 02:03:37,290
still Stoli pepper vodka. And
the bartender says, you know

2041
02:03:37,290 --> 02:03:39,630
that Stoli pepper Vikas not
really that good. You want to

2042
02:03:39,630 --> 02:03:44,310
try my pepper vodka. And I said,
Sure. And so he brought out a

2043
02:03:44,310 --> 02:03:48,330
bottle of vodka that had a bunch
of Serrano's in there, like a

2044
02:03:48,330 --> 02:03:53,400
bunch of them in there. And try
that and realize that his pepper

2045
02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:56,760
vodka was like, so much better
than the commercial stuff, which

2046
02:03:56,760 --> 02:03:59,910
Ravi uses some. There's no
peppers in there, they probably

2047
02:04:00,000 --> 02:04:03,600
just have some liquid they
squeezed in there. So I started

2048
02:04:03,600 --> 02:04:06,690
doing my own pepper vodka and
other vodkas infused vodka,

2049
02:04:06,690 --> 02:04:09,900
including the ones with the
bison grass, which is really one

2050
02:04:09,900 --> 02:04:13,290
of the best five because it's
called buffalo grass, or bison

2051
02:04:13,290 --> 02:04:17,430
grass. In it's a it's a, it's a
sweet, it's also called Sweet

2052
02:04:17,430 --> 02:04:20,490
Grass in this country and you
take about, take a little pile

2053
02:04:20,490 --> 02:04:23,460
of it, not too much, and you put
it in some vodka and it adds is

2054
02:04:23,490 --> 02:04:26,730
outrageously Now what kind of
vodka do you need to use as your

2055
02:04:26,730 --> 02:04:27,270
base?

2056
02:04:27,930 --> 02:04:31,470
Just to any vodka, any plain
vodka? You know, the Stoli you

2057
02:04:31,470 --> 02:04:35,730
want to? Stoli is fine, it's not
the best vodka, the best vodkas.

2058
02:04:35,970 --> 02:04:39,180
The Vikas actually do taste
different from vodka vodka. If I

2059
02:04:39,180 --> 02:04:41,670
was going to just recommend a
vodka out of the blue, I would

2060
02:04:41,670 --> 02:04:47,130
recommend the Costco Kirkland
vodka that's made in France. And

2061
02:04:47,130 --> 02:04:50,250
because everybody in their
sister and Costco will admit to

2062
02:04:50,250 --> 02:04:53,550
this knows that that's Grey
Goose Ah,

2063
02:04:53,580 --> 02:04:56,190
okay, that's interesting and
it's cheap. It is much cheaper

2064
02:04:56,190 --> 02:04:56,820
than Grey Goose

2065
02:04:56,820 --> 02:05:00,000
obviously, is to half the price
it's not even half as beyond

2066
02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:00,330
have to

2067
02:05:00,360 --> 02:05:04,320
wait a minute. So a bottle of
Grey Goose is what? 50 bucks 40

2068
02:05:04,320 --> 02:05:04,710
bucks.

2069
02:05:04,740 --> 02:05:08,880
Now it's about at Costco, it's I
think 3535 When the Grey Goose

2070
02:05:08,880 --> 02:05:11,790
or the Costco stuff, the Grey
Goose, and cost goes like

2071
02:05:12,630 --> 02:05:18,900
14 1516 $19 for leader 1.75
liters is a big giant bottle. So

2072
02:05:18,900 --> 02:05:21,480
there's your tip right there,
everybody go buy this and then

2073
02:05:21,480 --> 02:05:24,510
send the extra 14 bucks to the
no agenda show.

2074
02:05:27,240 --> 02:05:29,460
I think I mentioned this after
the show. And you said you

2075
02:05:29,460 --> 02:05:31,260
didn't say it on the show? I
thought I did. But I'll say it.

2076
02:05:31,290 --> 02:05:34,230
I'll say it now, which when I
was a kid, and that's what we

2077
02:05:34,230 --> 02:05:39,030
were taught. We were taught that
the Amazon is the you know, get

2078
02:05:39,030 --> 02:05:42,660
produces all this oxygen. And
it's like very crucial that it's

2079
02:05:42,690 --> 02:05:44,220
remained intact. Yes.

2080
02:05:44,219 --> 02:05:46,559
I think I've learned similar.
Yeah.

2081
02:05:47,760 --> 02:05:53,100
Just just reminds me of the
International Geophysical Year,

2082
02:05:53,100 --> 02:05:54,990
which I believe was 1957

2083
02:05:55,230 --> 02:05:57,240
and was recorded by Steely Dan.

2084
02:05:58,980 --> 02:06:02,970
Then, before, before the
International geophysics Year,

2085
02:06:03,030 --> 02:06:07,650
everybody would in the schools
would teach that it's just a

2086
02:06:07,650 --> 02:06:13,350
coincidence. That if you look at
a globe, that South America kind

2087
02:06:13,350 --> 02:06:17,400
of fits into Africa, like a like
a couple of jigsaw puzzle, kids.

2088
02:06:17,430 --> 02:06:21,210
Oh, yeah. I always heard no, no,
no, you think that fits now? No,

2089
02:06:21,210 --> 02:06:24,060
no, no, that's just such
bullcrapping Oh, man, that was a

2090
02:06:24,060 --> 02:06:28,770
coincidence. Yeah. And then the
International Geophysical Year

2091
02:06:28,770 --> 02:06:31,590
appeared. And they determined
Dave desperately discovered

2092
02:06:31,590 --> 02:06:36,060
tectonic plates. And it realized
that yes, it was once one giant

2093
02:06:36,060 --> 02:06:41,430
landmass. And it moved away very
slowly. But it did fit. Which

2094
02:06:41,430 --> 02:06:44,610
was the which was the first
thing you you'd see, when you

2095
02:06:44,610 --> 02:06:47,850
looked at a globe. Logically, it
looked like it fit with fish,

2096
02:06:47,850 --> 02:06:50,610
and they're trying to deny the
the OPT VivoCity of it.

2097
02:06:50,640 --> 02:06:53,550
Why were they denying it? And
when now it's it's generally

2098
02:06:53,550 --> 02:06:54,720
accepted as true.

2099
02:06:56,370 --> 02:06:59,910
baffling, it just became some
sort of a standard, you know,

2100
02:06:59,910 --> 02:07:04,620
somebody? I have no idea. They
didn't want to believe it. I

2101
02:07:04,620 --> 02:07:07,530
guess it was like, No, that
can't possibly be true, because

2102
02:07:07,530 --> 02:07:10,740
that means it would be one giant
landmass. And we have no

2103
02:07:10,740 --> 02:07:12,000
evidence of such a thing.

2104
02:07:14,580 --> 02:07:16,890
Yeah, three, four topics sounds
about about right. Maybe if we

2105
02:07:16,890 --> 02:07:19,080
do it once a week. Yeah, my word
I think.

2106
02:07:19,230 --> 02:07:21,870
Yeah, I think that's a good
idea. I don't think we I don't

2107
02:07:21,870 --> 02:07:25,350
think we can sustain this
length. Because sometimes, I

2108
02:07:25,350 --> 02:07:30,270
mean, the the, the interview you
had with Dr. Ron was worth

2109
02:07:30,270 --> 02:07:31,620
discussing for a while. Yeah.

2110
02:07:31,800 --> 02:07:35,040
True. Okay. So what we'll see,
but this, I would say I agree.

2111
02:07:35,040 --> 02:07:38,850
This is maybe a little bit on
the long side, but just under 40

2112
02:07:38,850 --> 02:07:42,420
minutes is pretty much the max,
I think. Yeah, I agree.

2113
02:07:46,320 --> 02:07:47,850
Well, you have it Yeah, I

2114
02:07:47,850 --> 02:07:51,270
agree. A giblet is an order.
Yeah, I think so. And you know,

2115
02:07:51,270 --> 02:07:53,940
just just run it through
YouTube. So you get their

2116
02:07:53,940 --> 02:07:57,060
captions and just take that
verbatim. It'd be even funnier.

2117
02:07:57,990 --> 02:07:59,700
I might just do that. That's
funny.

2118
02:08:01,980 --> 02:08:04,800
Thank you very much, sir. Roopa
and waffles for executive

2119
02:08:04,800 --> 02:08:09,420
producing and putting that
together a quite a job to pull

2120
02:08:09,420 --> 02:08:13,710
all those stories out of over
1000 What am I saying? 1200

2121
02:08:13,710 --> 02:08:16,920
episodes. Thank you for your
courage, because it truly took

2122
02:08:16,920 --> 02:08:20,280
some time to dive in and do all
that. Go watch. Yeah.

2123
02:08:21,930 --> 02:08:25,110
Yeah, well, anyway, I'm glad I
had these stories to tell. And

2124
02:08:25,110 --> 02:08:26,790
I'm sure there's more stories to
come.

2125
02:08:27,090 --> 02:08:31,590
And you know what? It's
codified. Your life matters,

2126
02:08:31,590 --> 02:08:35,190
because it's out there in 1000s
of different copies of NP

2127
02:08:35,190 --> 02:08:40,560
threes. There you go. We'll be
back. On Thursday, right after

2128
02:08:40,560 --> 02:08:43,170
Christmas with another episode
of the no agenda show. They'll

2129
02:08:43,170 --> 02:08:49,260
be 1202 Until then. Have a very
Merry Christmas and adios mofos

2130
02:08:49,260 --> 02:08:50,070
I'm Adam curry.

2131
02:08:50,580 --> 02:08:52,920
And I'm John C. Dvorak. Merry
Christmas,

2132
02:08:52,920 --> 02:08:56,910
everybody. We'll talk to you
right after the big day. Adios.