You need to smile more. Adam Curry. John C. DeVore.
It's Thursday, June 4th, 2026. It's your award-winning Kibonation Media
Assassination Episode 1874. This is no agenda. Broadcasting live from
the heart of the Texas New Country here in FEMA,
Reno. Number six. In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And in California, it doesn't look like Tom Steyer's going
to be governor. I'm John C. Dvorak. *BuzzGames intro* In
the morning. Yeah, I don't think I won my dollar
yet. but it's looking pretty good. What's your dollar about?
The mayor of Los Angeles. Oh, you, what? What was
the bet again? You, I'm glad it wasn't for a
thousand dollars. If it was $1,000, I would have sent
an email out and had somebody sign the document. It's
different. I said that... Um... Pratt would not become mayor
and that it would be Karen Bass. Yeah, that's what
you said. And you said, no, because I said California's
rigged. And you said, no, no, they can't rig it.
They have to let them win. You had a whole
theory about it. I do, and I'm sticking with the
theory that that's got nothing to do with Tom Steyer.
No, I know that, but you're kind of avoiding the
bet. I'm not avoiding the bet. I'm good. I'm good
for the bet. We didn't talk about Stoyer, Steyer, Stoney.
We talked about Pratt. Pratt is the interesting one. Not
to me. So what is the deal? I'm not a-
I don't live in LA. I'm telling you, Todd, this
Steyer thing is more important. You're like- Pratt is going
to take it. Pratt has the best campaign ever. He's
not going to take it. He's going to take it
easy. Who the heck voted for this Karen Bass? It's
rigged. Double or nothing? Want to go two bucks? Want
to double down? Want to double down, big man? Okay,
two bucks. So tell me about this. Well, Steyer, here's
the guy. This guy is a, you know, he's a...
I don't even know what he does. He's like a
hedge fund guy or something. Anyway, he spent $300 million
on his campaign for president, which got him nowhere. And
then he drops another $200 million on his own campaign
for governor. And nobody liked it. Wait a minute. He's
not likeable. This makes no sense. We've been told over
and over again. Whenever it's Jewish money, it always wins
because they have a lot of it. Yeah, he put
the most money in and came in third. Well, this
makes no sense. I agree. It makes no sense because
based on what everybody's been telling us, you put the
money in, you win. Yeah, that's how it works. I
don't understand this at all. This is crazy. I get
it now. He's not Jewish. That's the problem. Oh, is
that what it is? Oh, man. Sean Ryan and Megan
Kelly. They were saying exactly this. By the way, what
a great idea. Let's all go on each other's podcasts.
See, we had the right idea. For 18 years, we've
been going on each other's podcast. *laughs* That's how you
do it! No, Megan had to go on Sean Ryan's
podcast, and I'm sure Sean will go on Megan's podcast.
This podcast circle jerk is kind of getting annoying. It's
very annoying. Podcast circle jerk. That'd be a great title
for the show. I don't know about that. Um... So
they're lamenting about this very thing that California just proved
is not true. And here they are talking about Thomas
Massey and how Israel bought the election. So what does
this all mean? I mean, I thought he was going
to win. I thought for sure he was going to
win. done he didn't and Israel bought it. They bought
the election. Do we even vote anymore? What's the fucking
point? Legitimately, what's the point? It's very hard for me
to argue against your cynicism. I think a lot of
us... We have a duty to vote, but... Like, why?
Yeah, for what? What? If they're just going to, I
mean. I mean. Ideally, a candidate will come along who
will represent. an antidote to the system. Tucker! Tucker! They
should have said it. Come on, say it. Tucker. Antidote
it has to be the end. Oh they went on
man and because This is not going to work anymore,
this Israel buying elections. I just feel stuck. I mean,
they're. buying our elections. How do we get out from
under this shit? What? Is it almost over? Is it
going to die with the baby boomer generation? I mean,
Gen Z is 85% against Israel. These are all the
hopeful things. What's going on? These are all good things.
I have nothing against Israel as a country. I don't
have anything against the people. But the government has definitely
been taking advantage of us. And we've been allowing it.
Really. And sometimes I do worry, like we shouldn't use
Israel as a proxy to hide our anger at Trump.
Oh, okay. Here's some truth coming out. What? You know,
President Trump's the one who made the call. He made
the call. Netanyahu... This has been going on for a
long fucking time. I agree, but I'm just saying, like,
Netanyahu made an argument... that he thought was in favor
of his country. They go on and on about this.
Here's Megan. Like, it's really... you know, realizing that Israel
owns the entire U.S. government and the president. and the
Treasury. And the Department of Education and the EPA and
the DHS. In anything else... Department of War. I forgot
that one. It's actually good news. Because realizing this is
like getting a cancer diagnosis. But hold that point. Hold
that thought because I do want to come back to
that. All the stuff you just said is why we
should feel optimistic. If you go to the doctor tomorrow
and you find out You have cancer. You might feel
sad. But it's actually a good day because you found
out. about cancer. And it's better to know, so you
can do something about it. The reality was the same
yesterday, today, and tomorrow. You have cancer. I mean, this
is what we call black... They are depressed? They're angry.
They're mad. Actually, I don't believe any of that. I
think they're just following the likes, the clicks, and the
views. Because Megyn Kelly hated Trump. Then she loved Trump.
Now she hates Trump. She's a fair-weather friend. She doesn't
care. But Ryan... Don't forget when she was at NBC,
she had all these trans... people on. Oh, the trans
is so particularly great. And then she gets another show.
Yeah, I hate the trans. Don't make up your mind.
But Sean Ryan, he's really depressed. How do we be
correct? How do we get on the right course? How
do we get out from Israel's thumb? How do we
stop this? How do we stop the forever wars? How
do we get the pulse back to where it needs
to be? Nothing's on the right track. That's why I
think voting for, I mean, get them in in onesies
and twosies, I just don't feel like they're going to
last. I feel like it needs to be a new
party, but that's already been tried. Oh, yeah. So now
I'm telling you, they are just an inch away from
saying Tucker's our guy. He's got to be our guy.
They didn't say it. Well, it keeps coming up in
the conversation. We've got clip after clip of people, including
Cenk. Yes. Saying Tucker should be president. Well, that's insane.
I'm trying to think which, was it this clip maybe?
Answers on those questions are going to be very clear
deal breakers in the next election. No one who starts
talking about their commitment to Israel has a chance in
hell of getting elected. They just don't. So don't you
think Israel would just pay him to die? talk about
it until they win oh yeah oh yeah okay you
got you got stealth candidates Man, this is so crazy
I think, where was it she was talking about Cenk
here? Israel had over American politics. I think this is
it here. That's how I see this whole problem with
Israel. We didn't... Understand this. on the left or the
right. about how much influence Israel had over American politics.
Some did. Glenn Greenwald has been, like, sounding the alarm
on this forever. As have people like Anna Kasparian, but,
like, Cenk Uygur, but... It's been a smaller group. This
wasn't something that was either known. Cenk Uygur, Anna Kasparian,
now she's all on their side? This is pretty nuts.
especially. when you take into account the phone call the
president had with bb netanyahu finally i've been telling i've
been telling the president You've got to do something about
this Israel hate. So this is how it played out
in the... Uh... in the M5M. This, literally this short
of a little blurb from Pooper. The president also acknowledged
the phone call he recently had with Israeli Prime Minister
Netanyahu during which he reportedly called him effing crazy. asked
him regarding Lebanon, quote, what the F are you doing?
Did you speak to him in those times? I did.
I always say angry. I was a little bit... perturbed
at his Constantly fighting with Lebanon. You know, at some
point that should be me. We gotta stop this. You
gotta stop it. The Prime Minister was also asked about
the call and the President's characterization of it. President confirmed
that he said you're effing crazy. How did you react
to that? What really happened in that call? I told
him I'm going to pull him out of office. I'm
in control of him. Well, I'm not going to. to
details of our conversations. We've had thousands of them. A
lot. A lot of them. What's that? Thousands, really? I
guess. And if you think this is a crisis, you
should be in some other conversations. But we've always found
a way. Well, one other item on Israel and Lebanon.
Shortly before airtime, the two countries announced that they have
agreed to what they're calling the... implementation of a ceasefire.
Okay, so maybe the call works. But Pooper can't make
that conclusion. But the thing that was interesting about this
is it was Axios who broke the story. And immediately...
Everywhere on Axios, well, Axios is bought and paid for
by the Jews. You know that, right? Like, make up
your mind. Please, here's part one of the story about
Axios. And there's two parts. The second part, which has
not been discussed anywhere in M5M. We won't get into
the precise vulgarisms in the conversation. Oh, vulgarisms. Oh, we
can't say the F word or the S word. The
President of the United States and the Israeli Prime Minister.
But summarize them for us, Mark, and when this happened
and why. On Monday, Donald Trump got steamed with Prime
Minister Netanyahu because Netanyahu had launched this invasion and this
attack on Lebanon and southern Lebanon. It had led the
Iranians to say, we're done with peace talks. And Trump
got him on the horn and really lit into him,
said you're... You're effing crazy. What the eff are you
doing? I'm keeping your behind out of prison. Oh, we
can't say ass. And basically, you need to know when
to stop. And the description that we were given of
this is Donald Trump was really steamed. He subsequently came
out on a New York Post podcast and said that.
Well, I wasn't really angry. I was perturbed. But he
confirmed he indeed did say that to Netanyahu. And very
quickly, to remind the audience, Hezbollah is operating in Lebanon.
They're a terrorist proxy of Iran. So what no one
reported on is Miranda Devine. Actually, it's worth hearing the
whole. first part and second part of her interview with
him. So this is the first part about the phone
call. Now, Axios reported that you had a phone call
with Bibi Netanyahu, the prime minister of Israel, in which
you were angry with him. You said, are you effing
crazy? What are you effing doing? I helped you stay
out of jail. Is that true? Did you speak to
him in those two years? I would say angry. I
was a little bit perturbed at his... constantly fighting with
Lebanon. You know, at some point I said, "Bee, Bee."
We gotta stop this. We gotta stop it. But I
have a very good relationship. We've done well. done well
together. He always says we could never have done it,
but everybody knows that we could have never done it
without the United States. But I've worked very well together.
I like Bibi a lot. And I worked very well
with him. We had a... You know where he, I'm
a wartime president, he's a wartime prime minister. very important
part of the world. And I think we've done very
well. We've gotten along very well together. Okay, so fine.
And then she asked a little bit about, you know,
just on and on and on. There was a second
part of the phone call, which Axios reported on, but
Miranda Devine didn't ask about, and which was... I think
for obvious reasons, not asked about or reported everywhere else.
And this is the part. There's another thing the president
in your piece with Barack Ravid said to the Israeli
prime minister that strikes me as interesting. He said. The
world hates Israel. and hates you for doing this. Sort
of saying that... It's not just between you and I.
Prime Minister Netanyahu, you have an image problem. Right, and
that's really important to Donald Trump, who pays attention to
that sort of thing. And it also means that Trump
himself... I mean, to verbalize it, though, that way. Right,
well, he's not only said that to Netanyahu there, he's
privately said that as well. There are... I need to
phrase this properly and carefully. Why? Just say it. There
are people in the Trump administration who are gravely concerned
that Netanyahu has been, in the words of one of
them, too bloodthirsty in the way in which he's prosecuted
the war in Gaza against Hamas and now against Hezbollah,
and that it has led to this. circumstance. Now, Netanyahu's
defenders, let's be clear, say that's completely unfair. He needs
to do this. Otherwise, they were encircled by a, quote,
ring of fire. So I think Trump has done this
in a very interesting way by because this was clearly
leaked. No one at Axios heard the call. This was
purposely leaked. by two people familiar with the matter. And
the second part. I think was critical to say, it's
not Israel, it's Bibi Netanyahu. You're the reason why everybody
hates Israel. Channeling all of that negative black-pilled energy from
Sean Ryan and Megyn Kelly and Tucker Carlson and everybody
towards Netanyahu. And then... Unfortunately, Divine didn't ask about that.
But then he says something very interesting about the, well,
you know, clearly they tricked you into this war, right?
They tricked you. What do you say to people who
claim that Bibi Netanyahu tricked you into going into Iran?
Well, they're just... you know, the enemy. They're just, you
know, the Democrats. These are Democrats. These are people that
don't know what they're doing. They want men playing in
women's sports and they want open borders so the world
can pour into our country and they want transgender for
everybody, surgery, and they want transgender utilization of our children.
No, these are just words, you know, that's all they
do, that's all they're good for is words, like... I
heard that the other day for the first time. I
said, he tricked me. I mean, I'm the one that
started it because, again, I don't want to bore anybody,
but I started it because we can't let them have
a nuclear weapon. So do you think, it can't be
that the president is not aware. of the podcast circle
jerk circuit. He must know that Tucker and all these
people are saying this, but he universally just says, oh,
they're all Democrats, or Democrats is his new word. Do
you think this is purposeful or do you think he
really doesn't know? I think he doesn't know, really. Well,
the reason I say that is because when I talk...
to people who are on the left and there's plenty
of them around and I'm in California next door unlike
you that's right so I have the different perspective in
that regard and you kid they don't know shit They
don't know anything that's going on on the other side
of the fence, and I don't see why Trump would
be. although he's not a Democrat. ignoring the right. He's
a right winger ignoring the left. Yeah, but Tucker and
those guys were his team. quote unquote. Yeah, but his...
but... No, I'm... I can honestly believe that he doesn't
know that the circle jerk... Because we follow it closely.
He's got a... He's got other things to worry about
besides who's on whose podcast. Not like Biden, who apparently,
according to Jill, watched Fox News all the time. I
believe. You read the book. Oh, man. Well, I just
thought that was very interesting. Yeah, I think so too.
I'd like to figure out who was the leakers. Yeah.
Because you can't be, like you can't, if you're an
Axios, the nature of the Axios news operation is, I
think, as follows. If somebody's leaking to you, you have
to assume there's ulterior motives. And so you want to
get leaks. from somebody who's like slipping you cool information
that you can write on without feeling that you've been
used. Right, right. So the leaker can't be Rubio, for
example. Right. um well he says how do i be
a designated leaker well if you if you listen to
what the axios guy said in that report he says
um How do I put this carefully? Because he was
talking about the leakers. Yeah, he was trying to make
sure that the leaker wasn't revealed. Right. And it was
people who feel that Netanyahu is bloodthirsty. Yeah, well, I
can see a lot of people feeling that way. I
think we feel that way. I think he is. Yeah.
I just thought that was interesting. You know, they kill
presidents, they kill JFK. So, you know, Trump just even
saying that, you know, I kept your ass out of
jail and what the F are you doing? I mean,
this is going to be assassinated now. According to the
same people. He's all dumb. Well, it's funny, though. Yeah.
So I was having a conversation with one of my
friends in Los Angeles who's... Wait, you have a friend
in Los Angeles? Yeah. You have a friend? Wait, stop.
I do. I have a couple of friends. A couple
of friends. Still left. He was like, he's got a
depressed attitude, typical of the- Angelinos. And he's going on
about how everyone's, they've all fallen for the Candace Owens,
Megan, what you're talking about, how you started it off.
These people have captured. a huge number of Otherwise, conservatives
down in Southern California, he's surrounded by them. It's everywhere.
And he's freaked out about it. He's like, you know,
he's of the mind. Mimi's kind of of this mind,
too. That we have a civil war brewing. Oh, okay.
Yeah. And I'm not, you know, I'm completely. Laugh at
that. We're going to blow up each other's podcasts. What
are you going to do? Civil war. The Civil War
of 2026 in America played out on the battlefield of
podcasts. That's all that's happening. That's the way I see
it. Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, it is. Well, there is
some stuff happening in the house, which was... Just so
pathetic. This was... the House resolution. Remember, the House has
now passed it. It would be up to the Senate
to pass it, to send it to President Trump's desk.
There's a very good chance that he would veto this
if it made it to his desk. Oh, really? Or
possibly argue that the war with Iran has ended, something
that his administration has already tried to argue in the
past. It's worth noting that there were four Republicans who
voted with all Democrats. to end this Iran war. And
who are they? Say what? I'm asking the reporter because
it's coming, right? He's going to tell you exactly who
the four Republicans are. Yes, he is, obviously. To reporters
in the chamber, Politico reporting that was Congressman Brian Fitzpatrick,
the Republican from Pennsylvania, a swing district Republican. Congressman Tom
Barrett, Congressman Warren Davidson of Ohio, someone who's been quite
vocal on war powers, and also worth noting Congressman Thomas
Massey, the Republican from Kentucky who just lost his primary
to a Trump-backed challenger just in the last couple weeks,
now clearly taking that strong step on the House floor.
The vast majority of Republicans, though, allowing this... war to
continue voting against this war powers resolution, but certainly a
banner moment for critics of this ongoing war with Iran.
No, it's not. Now I have a question. How is
it a banner moment? It's not going to go anywhere.
No, of course not. I mean, we've already discussed that
every president. Democrat or Republican considers the War Powers Resolution
to be unconstitutional. And if they were really serious, the
House, they would pass a bill to block funding. That
is their... mandate. They have the purse. So they're not
really serious about it. This is just grandstanding. But here's
a question I have about Massey. Revenge is a dish
best served cold, according to Thomas Massey of Kentucky. Explain
why his vote might have been the deal breaker on
this. Well, look, Congressman Massey is someone who has in
the past raised questions about the U.S.' 's involvement overseas.
So certainly his decision, you know, to vote in favor
of the War Powers Act, Notable on that front, but
also notable because of the fact that this could be
viewed in some circles as retaliation against President Trump for
endorsing against him in his latest primary. Massey and Trump
have had this kind of rocky back and forth relationship
for many months now. In fact, stretching back to the
president's first term, there were times where Congressman Massey. Trump's
will and incurred his wrath. The president, though, had in
the past endorsed Congressman Massey, of course, choosing a different
direction this time, Congressman Massey ultimately losing that primary. But
again, notable, in fact, because of Congressman Massey's decision today,
whether he would have made the same exact decision had
a he not lost his primary? That, of course, is
somewhat of an open question. So if Massey is such
a diehard on the Constitution, the Constitutional edition that. Why
would he vote for something that he should know? is
inherently unconstitutional. Congress doesn't get to I think you've misstated
it. I don't think he's a constitutional nut like you
said. Oh, that's his brand. That's what the tuckers of
the world and all things. Well, they're full of shit.
Thank you. Lady Vox in the troll room says, reality,
colon. the show, and indeed the whole community. as illustrated
in No Agenda's rejection of No Agenda Social, has split
over Israel, Zionists, and Jews. Right or wrong, Jews have
divided podcasting and audiences. But let me say something. There
were 3,000 accounts on No Agenda Social. They left. And
so let's say a thousand of those were bogus. And
in 2000, there are left people who didn't really care.
All they did is troll. They didn't donate. Eh, Aaroner.
I mean, he provided his time and talent. That's not
a split. That's a fractioning. It's not a split. Fractioning.
It's a fractioning. I like it. It's not a crazy
argument. But it's true. Yeah, I know, but it's funny
you come up with that word. I'm impressed. Oh, goodness,
thank you. Play some clips so I can be impressed
by you two. I feel good about it. Well, you're
talking about the stuff going on in Congress. There's a
big meeting about some detransitioner and the action going on
there about trying to get some laws passed. I thought
this was worth playing. This changes the subject a little
bit. Well, before we do that, let's get some of...
the Iranian clips out of the way. I got Iran
Deal 1 from NTD. President Trump saying that ongoing talks
with Iran are going, quote, very well, and that if
a deal does happen, it'll be over the weekend. NTD's
White House correspondent, Murray Otsu, brings us the latest from
the North Lawn. They're pretty close to signing a paper.
gotten along with them very well and you know what
you saw for the last few nights It takes two
to tango, you understand that. We hit them very hard
on something else unrelated. And so they were responding. I
mean, if it happens, it might not happen. Who knows?
But if it happens, it could happen like over the
weekend. President Trump declaring that no boots. on the ground
will be needed in Iran, citing the military successes of
Operations Midnight Hammer and Epic Fury. That's as he announces
that the Iranian regime has agreed to no nuclear weapon.
I can tell you this. We defined victory. We defined
victory as destroying their defense industrial base, significantly reducing the
number of missile launchers that they possess. their stockpile of
drones, and we achieved all of those, in addition to
destroying what they had left of an air force and
wiping out their entire conventional navy. Those are all gone.
So I consider that victory, and we did too, and
that was the purpose of Epic Fury. And as President
Trump continues to weigh whether the U.S. will resume its
strikes inside Iran, the U.S. naval blockade on Iranian ports...
is holding strong with Central Command announcing that 125 commercial
vessels have now been redirected from either entering or exiting
Iranian ports in the Strait of Hormuz. The president saying
that the U.S. has been clearing mines in the Strait
in anticipation of its opening when a deal is signed.
I did not hear anything about us clearing mines. Well,
you just did. Well, yeah. He had a talk with
a reporter from CNBC. It wasn't recorded. The reporter gave
his report of the conversation. And the president said, well,
just blow him to kingdom come. But no one picked
up on it. If he doesn't say it and it's
not on audio tape. is not good enough. I, well,
I like that. You're right. play the second half of
this. The Homo Strait will open immediately upon signing. Now,
that's subject to a couple of areas being cleaned out
also of mines, which we don't think there are any.
So it'll happen very quickly. We'll take the southern route
anyway. But immediately upon signing, we open up the Harmoid
Strait. Oh, see, just so everyone realizes, as I've said
ad nauseum, we control the straits, not Iran. Meanwhile, just
about a month ahead of America's 250th birthday, President Trump
is highlighting various construction and beautification projects that he's... spearheaded
throughout the Capitol, including fixing 28 fountains in D.C., personally
contributing to renovating Lafayette Park in front of the White
House, which had been in terrible condition and used as
a protest site, and notably completing the final coat of
protection on the Lincoln reflecting pool, writing, quote, this will
be the first time since the day it was built
in 1922. that it has worked and worked wonderfully indeed.
And you're going to have something you're going to be
very proud of and it'll last forever. 50 to 100
years before you have to do anything with it. It's
a very strong, powerful substance that we use. And we
picked a color called American Flag Blue. So it's going
to be really special. I thought you'd like to see
it. This new announcement coming as President Trump has tied
in his beautification efforts with matters of national security. His
third assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents Dinner, renewing
a push for a secure event space found in the
White House Ballroom. Reporting from the White House, Mario Tsu,
NTD News. Before we go to trans... Well before we
go to Chance, I also have one more clip in
the Iran series. All right. I just want to play.
This is from the hearings they had Rubio up there.
Yes, that's what I wanted. A snippet from Rubio being,
our next president, Rubio. Lubio. Lubio. He's a wiseass. He
is. And he loves being a wiseass. but he does
it he could be he has different styles of comedy
but the style he likes to use i think the
most in public now after his earlier kind of experimentation
with the small hands jokes and things like that. Yeah.
More standard comic fare. He likes it. understate things and
be kind of a deadpan. He likes a deadpan wiseass.
And this is right in the middle of the hearings.
And I think this is a perfect example. Some Democrats
are making the laughable claim that Iran is stronger today
than they were before Epic Fury. Can you set the
record straight? They have no Navy. They have no Air
Force. force, they have no air defenses, they have substantial,
they have massive destruction to the defense industrial base, they've
lost a substantial percentage of their missile launchers and of
their drone launchers as well. They're not benefiting from the
straits being closed because the blockade is keeping them from
hundreds of millions of dollars a day in revenue. They've
had their ship seized in the Indo-Pacific. Their leadership is
fractured. They have hyperinflation. Their currency is worthless. And they're
having trouble making payroll. I guess other than that, they're
doing well. The Boston Whaler thing was kind of cute
too. Yeah, Boston Whalers. I have that here. Hold on
a second. Iran's desire to build a nuclear weapon was
going to be built, was going to be effectuated behind
a conventional shield. They were going to build for themselves
so many missiles, so many drones, so many conventional weapons.
including a navy. that at that point, there's nothing you
could do about it. What they tried to do is
they were going to try to... and hide behind that
conventional shield and basically say to the world, "If you
come and do anything about our nuclear program, we will
overwhelm you with missiles, we will overwhelm you with drones,
and we will overwhelm you with our Navy, and you
will not win. You will not be able to do
anything about it." They were seeking that point of immunity,
which is why the president chose to act to deny
them that point of immunity. Operation Epic Fury, some of
you didn't like it, some of you did. We loved
it. It was highly successful in achieving its military objectives,
which is dramatically reducing the defense industrial base of Iran,
the ability to build these missiles and to build these
drones, especially the missiles program, substantially degraded. A substantial percentage,
and I'll leave the exact numbers. to the Department of
War because I'm not a general and I'm not here
to speak as a military planner. I love that. I'm
not a general. But a substantial degradation in the number
of launchers that they have as well. They still have
a lot of drones because these are easy to make.
We all know it's not an Iran challenge. This is
a global challenge. And it's playing out every single day
around the world. I mean, Mexican cartels are using UAVs.
against each other. We should imagine at some point may
even use it against our own, against our interests. So
this is a pervasive problem around the world. The economics
of it is something we have to solve for. But
nonetheless, even their drone building capability has been eroded. Today,
there is no Iranian Navy. There is no such thing.
There's a bunch of Boston whalers with machine guns on
them. But there is no navy. There is no Iranian
navy. It lies at the bottom of the ocean and
will soon, within a number of years, be prime fishing
spots because they'll turn into reefs. I wonder if he's
a boat guy. But he's from Florida. Yeah, I mean,
Boston Whaler. And, you know, that's not talking about some
old ship. with sails. I mean a Boston Whaler is
an actual type of small boat. Yeah. I think Andrew
Horowitz has one of those, doesn't he? Doesn't he have
a Boston Whaler? No, he's got a more conventional fishing
boat. Oh, oh. The best, though. was uh Just before
you get to the trans clips, because these Senate hearings
were fantastic. General Scott Besant on the down low. Man,
that guy impresses me. Is this where he rails against
Wyden? Yeah. Yeah, this was good. And Wyden, I hadn't
seen Wyden in a long time. Guy looks like he's
got one foot in the grave. No, the guy's looked
like that for the last two or three years. Yeah.
Super pale. He's got, you know... Ozempic face, kind of.
Looks dead. Yes, looks dead. Looks dead. I'm looking for
Mr. Wyden. The guy looks dead. You'll find him. Treasury
Secretary is simply out of step with the American people.
There's no better example than the fact that there's been
a cover-up of the massive file of Epstein's financial records
for a year and a half. This is part of
the effort I've made. It's the only one to follow
the money in the Epstein situation, and yet there's been
a denial of access to committee investigators and lying in
public about it. their significance. That subject alone deserves its
own hearing. Senate investigators are trying to figure out who
paid Epstein for girls. And unfortunately, Secretary Besson, this is
interesting what he just says here. Who paid Epstein for
girls? That is, in fact... Precisely your theory. It's not
really the Epstein... Conspiracy Theory There's a bunch of kids
and kiddie porn and pedophiles and children and adrenochrome, you
know. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, it's just
a prostitution. Yeah, but he kind of gives that away.
Who paid Epstein for girls? And unfortunately, Secretary Besant is
involved in preventing that from happening. The bottom line in
this administration is the machinery of government works to the
benefit of Donald Trump. before all else. That's the corrupt
framework that produces instructions, protects pedophiles, and dismisses the concerns
of people who are worried about being able to make
rent and to feed their families. And General Scott Besson
comes back slow but strong. Thank you. And I do
want, I had hoped to keep this in terms of
the economy. He's almost choked. He's like, calm down, calm
down. He chokes. He's a choker. He's a choker, all
right. If he didn't have this... habit of choking Instead
of calming down and then delivering the goods, I mean,
he'd be twice as effective, but he's effective enough with
this little blast. In terms of the economy, Senator Wyden
has mendaciously slandered the Treasury building in an attempt to
cover up his son. having an investment meeting with Jeffrey
Epstein to ask for funding. Thank you. Thank you. It's
like mic droppage. Okay. Yes. Let's be clear here. Nobody
is interested in the ramblings of a regime in American
history. We want to get some facts about this deal.
That's what we're here for. Thank you. Well, thank you.
And I will ask my questions first today. And we
would like to hear what Adam Wyden and Jeffrey Epstein
talked about. Your son's largest investment position was Rick's. cabaret.
So did your son and Jeffrey Epstein talk about pole
dancing as he begged him for money using your limited
credibility? Your limited credibility. Nice! Nice. Also, the other problem
that Besant has... He has a nervous... sound he sounds
like he's nervous when he's delivering the goods yeah he
does he doesn't have a steady voice i agree yeah
that is it he needs some coaching or something uh
well but it's part of it he gets angry and
he starts to get that voice that well yeah You
know, this kind of, it's just in there. It just
sounds like he's, it's a nervous voice. It's not good.
But he is, you know, he delivers. He delivers. He
delivers, yeah. Have you looked at his face yet and
seen the resemblance with Elizabeth Warren? No. Once you see
it, you can't unsee it. It's like they're from the
same Indian tribe, I think. There's something about it. To
me. Yeah. Anyway, I love Scott Besson, and I think
Lubio will make a great president. Vance is just, you
know. He's not showing the goods. I don't think Vance...
I don't think Vance is enjoying himself. Well, I thought
he enjoyed the whole fraud thing. He kind of liked
that. No? I don't know. Hmm. It's hard to say.
I mean, Rubio's been around forever. He's got more, he
has a better handle on it. the government. I mean,
Vance is a newbie, let's face it. You don't want
to run... I wouldn't want to run him that quickly
anyway. Let him... Yeah, get some experience. Get some experience.
Yeah. So there was another hearing that didn't get much
play, which is a detransitioner. And the whole problem there,
because they did pass, I think it was, I don't
know if it was an executive order or some legislation.
I think it was executive order. They will not allow
any more of this using... puberty blockers on kids. But
hold on a second. If you stop taking them, you
just go back to what you were. We were told
that over and over and over again by politicians and
doctors and advocates. Does this turn out to be the
case? Is it not true? Senate HELP Committee held a
critical hearing on protecting children from irreversible gender transition procedures.
With growing concerns over the sharp rise in medical interventions
on minors, the spotlight was on detransitioners and medical interventions.
Medical experts warning about those dangers. NTD's Washington correspondent Jack
Bradley has the details. The entire premise of transgenderism. is
that I will take my own life. If I don't
transition. Right. Yet here I am today. On Capitol Hill,
senators hearing testimony exposing how children are being rushed into
life-altering puberty blockers in surgeries, often with devastating and irreversible
consequences. I am what is known as a detransitioner. Chloe
Cole, a 21-year-old detransitioner from California. Yes. gave her parents
an ultimatum. Transition or your child is going to kill
themselves. Yep. We kind of pegged that one 18 years
ago. Yeah, pretty much. I'm so sad that this went
on and on. And of course, it will never... Parents
who've done this to their children, they can never admit
they were wrong. No, it's impossible. I mean, their brain
has been wired. There's no way you could ever. I
mean, what a horrible thought to think you've been suckered
into this and you've damaged your child. But multiple studies
have found that gender... do not reduce long-term mental illness
or suicide rates. The United Kingdom has banned puberty blockers,
and the National Health Services has stopped providing cross-sex hormones
for youth. I'm still suffering the consequences. I still have
chronic pain in my joints, in my back, in my
pelvis. I don't know if I'm going to be able
to have children of my own. Cole is just one
of tens of thousands who underwent such life-altering procedures when
they were children. I'm not alone. I have hundreds of
friends who have been through the same thing. An entire
generation of children were lied to. There is no such
thing as a child being born in the wrong body.
But there are physicians and medical bodies who prey on
the confusion of perfectly healthy young boys and girls. Now,
the Democrat senators present on the committee dismissed this hearing
as a waste of time and politically charged. All of
them completely avoided questioning Chloe Cole. or the medical doctor
from Do No Harm on the panel, and instead brought
their own witness, an LGBT lawyer who argued against government
intervention. It is not the place of politicians to insert
themselves into these conversations which are so unique to each
child. But they did. Over and over and- And over
again, how many politicians were crying and quitting and walking
away and storming out and yelling, think of the children.
We do not forget these things. do we? Yeah, it's
like the thing is the Democrats. wouldn't take part in
the hearing because they're all in. In fact, Tom Steyer's
last move, bringing him back into the conversation, was to
do a video with a transgender girl, a transgender... Female.
who is a male in women's sports and say, we're
gonna, we're. we're going to make sure that people like
you get to play sports. It was just like there
was the icing on the cake for this guy. But
he was sincere about it. He thought it was a
good progressive way to go. Progressives all feel this way.
they have a different perspective. Is it perspective? No, you
have a third one. But is it perspective? Or is
it... Is it a psy-op on their own party? Well,
it's hard to say. Before we played the third clip,
did I have this? The clip from Australia. But the
rest of the panel and the Senate Republicans present on
the committee said that it is the government's role to
protect children and the vulnerable. We already have legislation that
is making other forms of abuse in children illegal. This
is no different. As adults, we all have the responsibility
to look after the children around us. That is our
duty. On his first day back in office, President Trump
signed an executive order restricting federal funding for puberty blockers
and gender procedures for children and those under 19. More
than two dozen states have followed suit, already banning these
irreversible interventions for minors. My question still stands. I mean,
any... any person in their right mind but can at
least See... the physical harm that is being done The
psychological part, okay, you want to be a boy and
you're a girl, okay, well, go dress up, whatever you
want. But the mutilation part... Politicians, I'd love to know
who really was behind this. This wasn't just, it became
a milieu thing, and it became a hill they were
going to die on, as you constantly said. But how
can you as a human being, as a parent, how
can you even consider that this was okay? other than
we're going to win the election. It's more important because
Trump equals Nazi. No, I don't think that analysis is
headed in the right direction, but I don't think it
really has anything to do at all with Trump. came
around the 80s, pre-Trump. And it started to build and
build and build. And it just became kind of a,
all of a sudden became part of the litany of
the progressives because, you know, people have to, we have
to love everybody no matter what they're like. It just
got out of control. I think it just went out
of control on its own. own. And these guys painted
themselves into a corner and they can't get out of
it. And there's a logical issue. I got this clip
to one that says Oz. This is a... kind of
it's not congress because it's in australia but they there's
a hearing about uh about uh and sex and You're
cutting, you're muting yourself for some reason. Here's what happens.
My screen saver comes on. Yeah. And then when I
hit the button to turn the screensaver... to turn the
screen back on, it mutes. Okay. For some unknown reason,
it's happened twice today. Can you just minimize the clean
feed window? That might help. It might make it, yeah,
well, it... Is that... I... Okay, here's the reason. Hello,
I'm here for your technology support, hell... Give me your
password. I will log in. I will fix it. I
used the window as a cough button. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Well, that's valid. I'll just be more aware of this,
and I'll correct myself. Anyway, you were saying there was
a hearing? Yeah, they're going on about it, and I
think you get some... Understanding. Not quite a full understanding,
but an understanding of this skewed logic. that the progressives
have developed. They painted themselves into a corner and then
they have a skewed logic that they have to accept
and it's so screwy that when you hear this back
and forth between this person who is the uh who
handles it's one of the legislative people grilling somebody who
who is in charge of uh how to uh a
discrimination program and let's just play it we'll talk about
it australia has truly fallen listen to this is a
trans woman and she may be asked whether or not
she intends to have children and if she replies yes
I do and then doesn't get the job because that
employer doesn't want to employ women who may be of
childbearing age then she may have been subjected to unlawful
discrimination on the basis of potential pregnancy. A biological male
can't become pregnant. But the grounds of pregnancy includes potential
pregnancy as well as pregnancy. But if they can't become
pregnant, how can you then become potentially pregnant? It's about
the unlawful treatment by the employer. If someone is treated
unfairly on the basis of pregnancy or potential pregnancy, then
that is unlawful discrimination on the basis of pregnancy. So
if a bloke came in and they said, are you
going to have children, which is the same question really,
and he said, oh, yeah, maybe, are you saying that
he could also tame that ground? A man who is...
seeking a position, then it's not going to apply to
a man. They're both biological men. It makes no sense.
A biological man, you stated before, a biological man can't
get pregnant. Am I correct? Because if I'm not, I've
got to go back to school. I seriously do. Because
I missed that lesson in biology. But you said a
biological man can't get pregnant. That's correct, Senator. But someone
who is a trans woman may be assumed to be
pregnant or to be able to be pregnant. And to
top it all off, from the Commission's perspective, what is
a woman? An adult female human. Thank you. And includes
a transgender woman. biological man, potential pregnancy. This is beyond
insanity. Taxpayer funded institutions are now twisting sex discrimination laws
so far that biological reality itself is becoming controversial. These
laws were created to protect women, actual women. Instead, ideology
is replacing common sense. Reality is being blurred. and Australians
have been told to ignore basic biology to avoid backlash.
Enough is enough. A couple of comments. One, you could
have run that through Adobe. I would have normally when
I don't like the clip for various reasons, but When
I play it on my system, the anomalies don't appear.
No, it's just a lot of music and effects. No,
that was my mistake because there was another clip out
there I could have used. Yeah, no, it was just
bombastic. But that's okay. Back to the topic. Yes. I
think Australia should be divided in half. And the bottom
half. should be returned to penal colony. And I need
to throw those people there. I know a lot of
people in Australia who think this way. uh who are
like oh you know it's like yeah that's discrimination man
This brings to mind, I don't have the clip, It's
old. uh a Girl who transitioned to a boy. Mm-hmm.
And she was early on and she was now... probably
17 or 18. And she was told that she's... doing
a tick tock thing and it's serious i'm sure i
don't think it was fake She says, I'm pregnant. But
this is ridiculous. I can't be pregnant because I'm a
boy. Okay. I went to the doctor and I told
him, how can I? possibly be pregnant. I'm a boy.
Boys don't get pregnant. And she was, and it was
she, he was dead serious. She was a girl who
transitioned to a boy. Oh, so she actually was pregnant,
but she couldn't believe it because she believed she was
a boy. Exactly. Wow. And sincerely believe that. Look. If
I'm a boy in a girl's body and I decide
I'm going to have to transition to become a boy.
I'm a boy now, I can't get pregnant. This is,
well, it shows you the power of mind control. Exactly,
and that's what I think is going on with... the
Democrats in general and the people that wouldn't show up
to this hearing with the detransitioning person and the rest
of it and the crazy woman in Australia who said,
yeah, yeah, the trans woman can get potentially pregnant even
though she can't get pregnant. So it's really... A large
portion of our political, our body politic has been MKUltra'd.
Well, if you want to call it MKUltra, it's just
old-fashioned brainwashing. Yeah. Well, that's what MKUltra is. You know,
so we, our boy Tallarico here in Texas. Oh yeah,
your guy. Yeah, my guy. Yeah, my guy. He's walking
everything back now, now that, you know. Well, he can't,
he's getting. Yeah, but listen to how pathetic it sounds.
In 2021, in a speech during debate over transgender issues,
you said, God is non-binary. What did you mean by
that? Well, you know, I think I was being intentionally
provocative with that statement. Uh, what? I was just kidding,
man. But what it means is that God can't be
defined by human categories. The Apostle Paul, in his letter
to the Galatians, says that in Christ there is neither
male nor female. I'm always going to stand up for
Texans who are being picked on by the most powerful,
most corrupt politicians in the country. Quick deflection. Who's being
picked on. Quick deflection. And I'm going to continue doing
that in this race and hopefully in the U.S. Change
the topic. You call it intentionally provocative. Do you regret
describing it that way or talking about God that way?
There are some statements that I've made that I certainly
regret. There are statements that I've made where I've missed
the mark. I'll be the first to admit that. But
Ken Paxton is intentionally clipping my cringy comments to distract
from his career of corruption. Well, yeah, son. It's called
politics. That's exactly how it works. You're trying to pander
with this nonsense. And then the other team is going
to clip that and tell everyone you're a nut job,
which you sound like you are. Let me run one
more by you because, again, the president, other Republicans are
bringing it up again in 2021. While debating a bill
that restricted transgender student athletes, you said modern science acknowledges.
biological variations based on chromosomes to argue that sex is
a nuanced spectrum, not a strict binary. Do you still
believe there are six biological sexes? I know there are
two sexes, men and women. I also know there's a
very small percentage of people who have these chromosomal abnormalities.
And I believe they deserve to be treated with dignity
and respect. Is that what the consultants told you to
say? Wah, wah, wah. No, that's not going to work,
son. That is not going to work. What a moron.
Truly pathetic. Yeah. Wow is right. It's pathetic. That guy,
you know, what about it? Did they go after his
veganism in Texas country? Yeah, they went after that too.
I'm not a vegan. This campaign is run on barbecue.
He's now coming out. Is that what he said? Yeah.
I'll get the clip for you. Barbecued corn? What's he
talking about? Yeah. No, man, we're Texans over here. The
guy, just you look at him, he's... He's like a
Frankenstein. The haircut is like a semi-bowl cut, like he's
been put together in a lab. No, that guy's no
good. He doesn't look comfortable. No, he's no good. But,
you know, let's be honest about it. Trump is still
a misogynist. They're going back to that now. Well, you
know, back to the well. It worked before. Here it
is. I'm not asking Caitlin about this, because... She's got
actual work to do, and she doesn't need to be
answering questions about this. Hold on. Actually, I think this
is... I start with this one first. Okay, so you're...
This is going to be about Caitlin Clark and his
blast of her. Yeah, you don't like it? Good, because
I have something I've got to read. Oh, good. In
a letter justifying the firing. Hold on. Sorry. I'm all
over the map. Here we go. Before we move on,
though, I want to show you another moment from that
Q&A with the president, because the president did something completely
unwarranted. You saw some of it just now, verbally attacking
Kaitlan Collins. But I want to set the scene. He
was answering someone else's earlier question, not hers, about his
fund. She'd said nothing to him ahead of it at
this point. She was simply standing there doing her job,
listening to his remarks, defending the January Sixers. And then
I just want to play what happened. These people, their
lives have been destroyed, their families have been destroyed, many
of them. I'm not just talking about a few people,
many of them. I'm one of them. They raided my
house, Mar-a-Lago. That never happened. Nobody ever thought of anything
like that. It turned out that it was a total
fake. Everything about it was fake and corrupt. We have
all the information. If only once, you know, he was
so close to saying fake and gay, but he can't
do it. But if he did that, it would be
awesome. Nobody ever thought of anything like that. It turned
out that it was a total fake. Everything about it
was fake and corrupt. We have all the information here.
The good advantage to sitting here is we can get
information that you wouldn't get by what we have and
what we are going to be showing over the coming
weeks and months. You're not even going to believe. Some
of you will believe it, like CNN will believe it
because they knew what was going on. They're crooked as
hell. CNN's a very corrupt organization, but with a corrupt
reporter standing right there. Never smiles. You never see a
young, beautiful woman. Never smiles. I never see a smile
on her face. I see her standing there with hatred
in her eyes. She has hatred because we have borders,
because we have a strong military. because we cut our
taxes, because we do things that everybody wanted, and then
we win our election in a massive landslide. Yeah, there
was a whole bunch more. They had a whole compilation
of him being mad, but he always says, you're a
horrible person. not woman in fact i should probably play
a little bit of that just even it out. I'm
not asking more of it. This is good stuff. And
he also mentions there's, there's a whole thing that, which
I'm going to read from a little bit from, cause
it's bull crap. They, you know, Stelter is all over
this and Cooper, Pooper's all over it. Listen to the
compendium. I'm not asking. Caitlin about this because... She's got
actual work to do. Yeah, I'm not going to bring
Caitlyn into the conversation because she's working hard. Yeah, and
we know that journalists never interview other journalists. No. ...conversations
about this kind of behavior. That's the President of the
United States, a nearly 80-year-old man, who has no problem
commenting on her physical... and telling her she needs to
smile. That doesn't happen to men. No one's ever said
that to me in an office setting. You're not a
man. She was there like every other journalist doing her
job, standing around with a bunch of non-smiling men, by
the way, all behind her. I don't know if you
saw that. She gets singled out. Now, this, of course,
is not the first time the president has focused on
professional female reporters. Caitlin included. You are the worst reporter.
No one to see. CNN has no ratings because of
people like you. I don't think I've ever seen a
smile on your face. Well, I'm asking you about survivors
of Jeffrey Epstein. You are an obnoxious, a terrible, actually
a terrible reporter. Are you stupid? Are you a stupid
person? You're a terrible person and a terrible reporter. You
ought to go back and learn how to be a
reporter. No more questions from you. Are you listening? Quiet.
Now, I don't know if you want to do your
reading before. I have two clips, a buck and a
half each, where Pooper brings on the YouTuber. to talk
about this, which is. No, let me just get this
out. Yeah, go ahead. Because you played part of it
already. Go ahead. Which is a pooper going on about,
I'll read from this. This is from Brian Stelter's newsletter.
You subscribe. Oh, yeah. Is it a sub stack or
is it a pro news? No, no, it's a news
that comes right out of CNN. Oh, okay. Wait, is
he back at CNN? I thought he was fired. No,
he does a newsletter and he once in a while
does a spot. He does a hit. Yeah, I got
a hit from him later. Anderson Cooper played the clip
and reached out to say that's the president of the
United States, blah, blah, blah. This is exactly what he
said, telling her she needs to smile. That doesn't happen
to men. No one's ever said that to me in
an office setting. Of course, you made the comedy is
not a man. Okay. It's happened to me in an
office setting in a broadcasting environment. When I was at
Tech TV, we had these consultants that came in to
try to improve us. And I was always resistant to
even meet with the... this woman who took me into
the office to tell me about what she thought of
my performance. She said, do you like doing this? And
I said, well, I kind of like it. I mean,
it's fine. And she said, well, you don't look like
it. You don't look like you're enjoying yourself. You need
to smile more. Well, that is rude. And so she
says that to me, and here I'm reading, no one's
ever said that to me in an office. And no
one's ever said it to men in an office. Bull
crap. It happens all the time to men and women.
I had this when I was doing a lot of
radio. I had some guy saying, oh, you know, you'd
go a lot. further in radio if you had a
smile in your voice you know that sound how are
you doing did he that kind of thing i'm not
going to do that because it's not my stuff did
he follow it up by saying be careful otherwise you're
going to go straight from radio to podcasts well this
is pre-podcasting but anyway the point is this is a
lie Yes, of course it is. But why? Why are
they even doing this? Who cares? Why all of a
sudden is this an issue? Why are they going back
to the Trump rotation? I have no idea. I'd like
to figure it out. Well, here is, so Pooper had
to accentuate this with Tara Palmieri. She is... Wait for
it. The host of the Tara Palmieri show on YouTube.
She is the author and writer of the Red Letter
newsletter. You need to subscribe to this thing. The Red
Letter Newsletter. I mean, I don't know why I'm surprised
by this. I shouldn't be, but I just... We're surprised
you're spending airtime on it. I don't think guys... I
don't think any guy would... It's just bizarre that this
is something he does over and over and over again.
And I think people do it to women all the
time. Yeah, absolutely. What you are seeing is a day
in the life of a woman. He did this to
Major Garrett, if you remember, during his first term. He's
done it to guys, too. I don't remember that, but
it wouldn't surprise me. Oh, yeah, he told Major Garrett
he's a lousy reporter, the same exact... And he's done
it to other males. This is another lie. But why?
I don't understand. What is the point? What do they
have in their arsenal that they're revealing? Maybe there's something
coming up. They're setting this up. And to bring this
lady in. She's a powerful woman. Wait a minute. What?
I think it's the president that represents. the people of
the United States of America. But now somehow the woman
who has agency. Caitlin Collins, she represents the people of
the United States of America. This is an interesting twist.
A lot of power. She represents the people of the
United States of America, and she's holding him to account
by asking him questions in the Oval Office. And he
does not like that. And he does not like that
the vessel of a person who is asking them that...
The vessel of a person? The vessel? Like your body?
What does that mean? This is interesting. And he does
not like that. And he does not like that the
vessel of a person who is asking them those questions
that challenge him. is a woman because he's used to
women being around him that are people pleasers, who are
smilers, who are secretaries, who are cabinet secretaries, as we've
seen from the various hearings that we've actually watched on
TV. Okay, so secretary in the office equals now cabinet
secretary. And the deference that they show him. But also,
this is a man who owned beauty pageants, who was
a judge in modeling competitions, who's used to seeing women
have to smile and please him to advance in life.
Caitlyn is not that woman. She is a woman who
has made her way in life on her own as
an independent woman challenging his authority on behalf of the
American people. American people. I have to ask the robot
something here for a second because I think there's, hold
on one second, let me get the robot fired up.
Book of knowledge, did Anderson Cooper ever judge a beauty
pageant? I have a feeling he did. The Book of
Knowledge is going through all the past episodes. of all
beauty pageants ever. According to the Book of Knowledge, Anderson
Cooper spoke of reporting on beauty pageants as a way
to regain perspective. But he has served as a critical
commentator rather than a judge, hosting pageant mothers on his
show Anderson to examine their practices. Mm-hmm. Okay. Thus... It
has been written. He didn't pipe up or say anything
about that. Like, well, yes, I have a lot of
experience with beauty pageants. And this woman continues. There's a
Yale professor named Marianne LaFrance who studies this sort of
thing extensively. She wrote a book called Why Smile? The
Science Behind Facial Expressions. She says that men in these
situations laugh. She said, quote, laugh it off as though
it's a male. prerogative to tell a woman what to
do with her body. She also says, quote, females are
supposed to smile more than men. It's not just that
they do, but there is a prescriptive stereotype that they
should somehow. I'm wondering what you make of her assessment.
Could this be a setup to a Kamala Harris rerun,
maybe? You know, they're trying to... Condition everybody. That's lame
if true. Whoa, it's CNN. It's absolutely true. I mean,
to smile is to please the other person, unless you're
doing it out of pure happiness and you're feeling it
yourself. But when you are doing it in deference, which
is what he wants, he wants her to be happy.
about his policies. That's what he's saying to her. You
should be smiling for what I'm doing for you. You
know, he sees her as someone who cannot challenge him.
I think she really challenges his worldview. When he talks
about make America great again, he's talking about a female
archetype that Caitlin Collins is not. He is talking about
a woman from the time when he grew up in
the 1950s or 1960s who worked in a role as
a secretary or an aide to a powerful man where
men decided women's fate. Women couldn't even open credit cards
at that point in their lives. You know, you went
to college if you could and you immediately tried to
get married. Caitlyn is none of those things. And if
anything, President Trump keeps trying to bring back these glory
days when men had more power over women. And the
only way for them to advance was to be beautiful
and to smile. Maybe they could be models. Maybe they
could be in a beauty pageant. And maybe they could
have a little bit of power. during that short period
of time when they were beautiful and could smile. I'm
baffled by this whole segment because it came out of
the so-called slush fund. The $1.8 billion slush fund. I've
got a couple of clips on the slush fund going
down the tubes. You want to talk about Scott Pelley
first? Uh, I'd rather not. I don't mind talking about
it, but the slush fund clips are pretty decent. All
right, let's go to your slush fund. Start with NBC.
I got two of it. The NBC abandonment of the
$1.8 billion. And I think this, by the way, this
was a good idea. Well, yeah, I think we both
agreed on it because we know people whose lives were,
in fact, ruined. Who hadn't? Yeah, they could use some
money. Yes, they could. Tonight, the Trump administration appearing to
abandon plans for its $1.8 billion so-called anti-weaponization fund amid
stiff Republican opposition. And the judges order to halt work
on it. The Department of Justice is saying it, quote,
disagrees strongly, but will abide by the court's ruling. People
were destroyed. They went to jail. President Trump had defended
the fund created to compensate people he says were unfairly
prosecuted by the Biden administration. But it drew bipartisan condemnation.
including a closed-door clash between Acting Attorney General Todd Blanch
and GOP senators amid concerns it could be used to
pay January 6th rioters. This is just stupid on stilts.
Stupid on stilts? I kind of like that. You know,
this is stupid. The Republicans themselves are the ones who.
response for this thing caving in. Yeah, I don't know
why. Don't know why they did that. There's got to
be some... I don't know, I think they were thinking
it was going to be used as leverage against them
in an election or something because it... It is a
lot of money. Yeah. Well, that's pretty dumb. Here's the
Trump 1.5. This is the ABC version. uh hold on
trumps under trump trump's 1.8 billion Also breaking tonight, we
learned late today that President Trump's plan to use $1.8
billion in taxpayer money to potentially pay those who attack
the Capitol on January 6th. has now been scrapped after
a revolt from Republicans. But tonight, some Republicans are still
sounding somewhat skeptical. They want a promise on this. Rachel
Scott on the Hill. Tonight, faced with a growing revolt
from Senate Republicans, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanch arriving on
Capitol Hill. Announcing the administration is... scrapping the president's $1.8
billion so-called weaponization fund that would have been paid for
by taxpayers to compensate allies, including January 6th rioters. We
are not moving forward with the fund. Not moving forward
ever. Correct. It comes just 24 hours after President Trump
told our John Carl he would abide by a recent...
court ruling, putting the fund on hold, saying we are
subject to the courts at this moment. That's what it
is. But that wasn't enough to satisfy Republicans. You want
to see him drop it completely? Yes, I've made that
very clear. If he doesn't, we're back to square one.
Tonight, Blanche says getting rid of the fund would not
impact. another part of the administration's settlement with the IRS,
barring tax audits on President Trump and his family. Democrats
labeling it blanket immunity. Simply put, you just gave the
president and his family a tax immunity to the tune
of about $100 million. Not true. And so, David, tonight
that $1.8 billion fund... some of which could have gone
to January 6th rioters, has been scrapped. Republicans wanted a
public reversal, and tonight the acting attorney general says it
will not move forward. Yeah, I'm not sure why they
went all crazy about this either. And Kennedy? I heard
Kennedy in there. Yep, that was Kennedy. That was interesting.
You know, what's he got against it? He... I mean,
old grandmas were thrown in jail. I don't know. They
weren't even in the Capitol. There's all kinds of miscarriages
of justice involved with that January 6th debacle. Maybe all
the lawyers are like, come on, man, we've got lawsuits
running here. We don't want to lose our dough. That's
the only possible explanation. I can't think of much else.
And then... They rolled out the gerbil shepherd to try
and rile everybody up in the Democrat base. We're living
in the darkest moment that I've experienced on this planet.
Do you recognize the voice? Do you recognize the voice?
Is it Richard Gere? Yes it is. Who ever thought
America could turn like this? Whoever thought that a maniac
like this would be President of the United States? Maniac.
A dismantle. Wait, wait, no, no. I don't need to
applaud. This is something for us to really communicate. Oh,
he's got something to communicate, for us to communicate. All
right, this is Richard. Hey, we need someone to communicate.
We need a new slogan. Hey, Richard, Richard, Gerbil Shepard,
we need a new slogan. And we need you to
launch that so everybody hears about it. Can you do
that? Well, of course, once I'm, I gotta stop protecting
Tibet, but I'm on my way. I'm going to do
the plot. This is something for us to really communicate.
Dismantle all the good things. America's never been a perfect
place, but it has a perfect ideal that it's moving
towards and always has and it's been self-corrective First day,
this guy dismantled almost everything that was good about the
U.S. government and the U.S. people. How is this even
possible? Because we went to sleep. We went to sleep.
Wait, wait. What is that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. I haven't done the slogan yet. Wait, wait, wait.
We went to sleep. We didn't care. We didn't vote.
We didn't really listen. But you see how quickly our
world can be taken from us. if we fall asleep.
And we have to see the Q's. We have to
see the Q's. Q? Q? Q Anon? What's this with
the Q? Get to the slogan, man! Sleep. And we
have to see the cues. We have to see the
cues. This... this... This dictatorship of the monsters. Nailed it.
How quickly it happens. We have to be vigilant. Dictatorship
of the monsters. Oh, Richard, that was genius. It's like
war of choice. That's going to go nowhere. Of course
not. I could just see the meeting. Yeah, I'm going
to come up with something that'll stick. Dictatorship of monsters,
guaranteed, it's gonna work. It would be great. sad. Lame.
Yeah. Can we pivot for a moment to... Please. Yeah.
Robots. Also known as... Artificial intelligence. So Jensen Wang. Put
on his motorcycle jacket again. And he was in Korea
for some big computer conference. And he went through an
hour and a half of, I mean, your eyes glaze
over. He's holding up chips. And this is for the
enterprise and all kinds of code names. But then at
the very end, like the last five minutes. He comes
out with something which I've been predicting. Ding. Which is,
we're going from as... Our friend Kyle Akana said it,
from the data center to the desktop. All these companies
with all of their data centers and all of their
energy needs and all of their models that need to
run in the cloud and your inference. on the edge.
It's all coming to your desktop, people. It's all coming
to the desktop. And he showed this. Yeah, that's a
thing. Hold on. But that's not all. That's not all.
He was trying to do a Jobs. One more thing.
He's doing. That's not all. Look at my motorcycle jacket.
But that's not all. That's not all. RTX Spark. is
a reinvention of laptop. of laptop. What kind of English
is this? This is a reinvention of laptop. Work is
a reinvention. of laptop. But in fact, Microsoft NVIDIA is
reinventing all of PC. And today we're announcing... a whole
new line. Three revolutionary Windows machines covering desktop, laptop, and
workstations, all 100% Windows compatible, 100% CUDA, 100% NVIDIA AI
Tensor Core. everything that runs that you see that runs
on nvidia and all these different platforms around the world
runs here. This is the first completely re-engineered, reinvented line
of PCs that has happened in 40 years. Now, I
agree that it's going to move to the desktop, to
laptop. But his initial rollout. with Windows is showing how
your agent is now controlling your Photoshop and controlling Blender
and is doing things just faster than you can normally
do it. And he has the right idea. But I
think your computer will build software for you that you
really need, not this crap that you don't need. Not
everyone's an architect. And then he says the most anti-Wall
Street stock IPO type of thing. this will be meter-free.
It's going to run on your own machine. You won't
need OpenAI. He doesn't say that, but he infers you
won't need OpenAI, Anthropic, or Gemini. You won't need it.
It's going to run at home. This agent could run
24-7, meter-free. And you could download your agent. You could
raise your lobster in here. This is your claw. It's
running all the time. No meter anxiety. And it's sitting
here. No meter anxiety. Oops. Connected to your whole house.
Connected to your laptop. Connected to your display. All the
cameras, your dryer, your water cooler, your dryer. Okay, this
is where he loses me. What? This is where he
goes, instead of just saying, hey, you know, you can
say, hey, I need a spreadsheet reader for my podcast.
Hey, I need a thing to play clips for my
podcast, which I have done and which my agent, my
claw, my lobster did for me. No, he's going to
the, for some idiotic reason, to your dryer. All the
cameras, your dryer, your water cooler, your water heater, your
everything. Whatever you want. Whatever I want. Yeah, my doors.
My water heater. Cooked to a computer for. Your security
system all connected to this, and this becomes your personal
AI, your personal AI agent. And it gets smarter and
smarter and smarter over time because today we have Nemotron
3 Ultra. Tomorrow we have Nemotron 4. What? Nemotron 5.
Nemotron 5. Nemotron 6. Nemotron 1000. Nemotron 6. And we
just keep getting it smarter and smarter and smarter. And
meanwhile, this is sitting at home helping you do things.
If you want a book of travel, no problem. I
want a book of travel. I want a book of
travel. His English is deteriorating. I call American Express and
say, I want a book of travel. I'm not dealing
with that. Okay. Helping you do things. If you want
a book of travel, no problem. No problem. And... If
you want... An incredible system. I do. I want one.
This is a DGX station. Four windows. compatible with Windows,
runs everything in Windows, and it has... 768 gigabytes of
memory. And so you could run a Trillium parameter model.
Yeah. This is unbelievable. That is literally... ruining the whole
business model of these IPOs that are coming. And then
he just does another Minute of schtick. about his vision.
Where I don't know if he's doing this to distract
from the fact that this could put office out of
business or any software system out of business, really. Instead,
he goes to this vision. Something is happening here. Something
is happening here. 15, 20 years ago, We used to
have an idea called a phone. Today, we have an
idea called a PC. We have an idea. We have
an idea. Not an idea. A phone's not an idea.
It's a product. We have an idea called a PC.
Today, when you think about your phone, the one thing
you don't do with it is make phone calls. You
do just about everything else. I do. And so that
phone means something very different to you than a phone
of the past. I am certain what's going to happen
here is that the PC 10 years from now and
the PC that you think about today, a tool, whether
you launch applications. Click and type. And this PC is
going to be completely different. Here's my theory. Now, I
agree with him. And your phone, the idea of a
phone will be different. You won't be launching apps. You
just tell your robot to do something and it'll do
a pretty good job of it. I can totally imagine.
Just as every house today has a home theater. where
many houses have home theaters, big TVs, lawnmowers. Dishwashers. I
could totally imagine that. Stop, stop, stop the clip. I
know, it's idiotic. How many, this is a classic Silicon
Valley kind of fuzzy. thinking that you think that everybody's
got a home theater do you have most people live
in apartments or they small houses how many people do
you know actually have a home i don't have a
home theater i have a tv i got a big
tv i got it with a couch i got yes
i have we funny we have the same we do
not say honey After dinner, let's go sit in the
home theater. No. Home theaters, I know people that have
a home theater. It's an actual theater. Does Brunetti have
a theater at the ranch? No. He does not have
a home theater. A Hollywood guy? A Hollywood guy does
not. A Hollywood guy without a home theater. Well, then
he's not Hollywood. arguably that's I don't think I think
the number of people that have home theaters is even
in Hollywood is a minor number. Yeah. I mean, yes.
Spielberg's. I mean, Lucas has got it beyond a home
theater. He actually has an actual theater that they built
just outside his house. What constitutes a home theater? Is
it a big screen and five? 0.1 Dolby surround with
a subwoofer. No, I think a home theater is a
separate room used only for watching movies and TV shows
in a theater-like environment where you have chairs set up.
It could be modern style with, you know, just casual
chairs. But it's a dedicated room. Well, everyone has one.
Not the family room where everyone's dicking around and there's
a TV set. Which is what everyone has. So this
is unrealistic. His view of reality is skewed by Silicon
Valley. craziness you think houses have home theaters big tvs
lawnmowers dishwashers i could totally imagine that someday there's actually
an ai supercomputer in your house and it's running all
of you and we're all going to sit there on
the couch looking at it is that is it the
analog here agents it's running all of your assistants and
they're doing all kinds of things for you all the
time. They're watching the home theater for you. That's right.
Like what? What is it doing? Time. And you have
to have it in your house just like you have
a home theater in your house. You have stereos in
your house. You have game consoles in your house. What
I'm missing is here's what I'm missing and I I
would almost wager it's coming. Your agent will know when
you've run out of milk. And it will come from
your smart fridge and it will order the milk for
you. Back to the early 80s. It's coming. It's coming.
It's coming. Do you know Ed Zitron? Ed Zitron? He
does a newsletter. maybe a sub stack. He also has
a podcast and he is the anti AI guy and
Bloomberg. My anti-A guy is that Marcus character. Well, this
guy is good, too. I like Ed Zitron. And he
was on Bloomberg. And he just, he said so many
things. I'm like, yeah, I agree. You're right. Absolutely. What
are we getting? I don't want to say we, what
are the bulls out there getting wrong about AI? Because
you've made no secret that you don't see any there
there. Yeah. So I think people are conflating a semiconductor
rally with an underlying successful business, which. doesn't really exist.
Anthropix's current revenue growth, which is deeply questionable, and the
fact that they leaked profitability, manipulated by Elon Musk, of
course, Their growth is coming because people cannot measure how
much an AI task actually costs. And a couple months
ago, Anthropic started charging their enterprise customers the actual token
rates. What this has led to is... suddenly businesses are
going, oh, how much money are we spending? Uber's, I
think it was Uber's COO, Andrew McDonald, said that they're
having trouble justifying the AI spend based on the actual
return that one can actually measure it. So you've got
a thing where you can't measure the costs, and you
can't measure the return on investment. What do you call
that? You call it a thing without an ROI. He
kind of nails it in that one sentence. You can't
measure anything. This is all fluff. Not that it's not
useful. And that's never happened in Silicon Valley before. Well,
the degree to what this is happening is what is
staggering. It's pretty amazing. What? The price, the memory stocks,
Seagate, Western Digital flying through the roof. Their stocks are
worth a fortune. Micron, a dead water company, has been
sitting there cranking out. Now there's just like. trillion dollar
company it's unbelievable this is this is ridiculous so here's
a guy from bank of america on cnbc talking about
the financing the financing of the data centers and i
had a whole set of stuff with whitmer stargate in
michigan i'll skip all of that groovy. It's great. Don't
worry about it. But listen to this. I think everybody
under anticipated the amount of debt financing that's needed. When
you start to get to a deal of this scale,
that's a big, there's this throat, large amount of debt
for the loan markets in general. And then if you
think about $50 billion range, which is just an incredible
amount of capital needs. $30 to $50 billion in debt.
That is truly insane. Hey, make it up in volume.
So I have... Two clips here, each saying something different.
We'll start with this dude. on CNBC. The problem we
face right now in the United States is that the
government is doing nothing on AI. The government is doing
nothing to stop AI from taking your jobs. The government
is doing nothing to stop AI from exploiting your kid,
is doing nothing to stop AI. from giving advice to
a terrorist is doing nothing to stop AI from being
a huge cybersecurity threat. And when you ask yourself why,
it's because these AI companies have funded massive super PACs.
They're threatening to spend over $100 million in the upcoming
elections. Wait a minute, are they all Jewish? in order
to silence people. That's wrong. We can, of course, respectfully
work through the specifics of what AI policy should be,
but we shouldn't be in a situation where AI companies
have silenced the people's representatives and we do nothing. And
that's why I'm proposing this first step, a modest AI
token tax to make sure... that AI does not result
in mass unemployment. Shoot this guy. I love the token
tax idea. We don't even know how much a token
is, but we're going to tax it. Now we have
David Sachs, who was the AI crypto czar until his
time ran out. This is from the all-in pod. All-in
pod. It's not a podcast. It's the all-in pod. And
he speaks of Jevons Paradox, which was a new one
to me. It's actually got a controlling belief in 2026.
Yes, AI will increase demand for knowledge workers, not decrease
it. I would refer you to Aaron Levy's post called
Jevons Paradox for Knowledge Workers. And the point of Jevons
Paradox is that as the... cost of a resource goes
down, the aggregate demand for it actually increases because you
discover more and more use cases. So I think this
will certainly happen with code. In the past, it's been
very expensive to generate code. You have to hire engineers.
There's not enough of them. It's an expensive resource. So
the amount of software generated in the economy was limited
by that. I think it's going to increase massively. now
because the cost of generating code is coming down so
much. But there's other examples too. You take a field
like radiology, that's frequently cited as a profession that AI
is going to put out of business. That's not what
the data shows. The data shows that the number of
radiologists is increasing. Why? Because the number of scans that
people want to make is increasing. And it's true that
AI can do some of the work, but you still
need a doc. to prompt the AI, to interpret the
AI, to validate it. So you get more efficient, the
cost of scans goes down, and instead of it being
a super speciality that happens very rarely, that you need
a referral on top of a referral to get, it
becomes something that's normalized and everyone starts doing it and
you start getting more and more scans that leads to
better and better outcomes. I think there's gonna be a
lot of those. examples through the economy and we're going
to look back and see that the job loss narrative
was not only wrong, but we actually got job gain.
I agree. I totally agree. We're going to get more
productivity. It's not going to be, yes, we'll have some
transition where coders will go away. How many coders really
are there in the universe? Half a million? Amelia? I
don't know. No, I'm- We should have that number. A
lot of girls. I think everyone... Learn to code, girls.
I mean, I'm so productive now with my robot, I
could do a show every day. You do a show
every day, damn near. Yeah, I know. But I still
have Mondays. You're doing a show every day before then.
I still have Mondays and Tuesdays open. And Saturday. Oh,
do a show. And Saturday. And the robot do the
show. No. Let's do a G-Day. That's the thing. The
robot can't actually do the show. That's the beauty of
it. The robot can't do a show. That's never going
to happen. You can do a deep dive. *laughs* I've
actually taught the robot to identify the AI YouTube videos.
It's pretty good now. pretty good. It figures it out.
Oh, this is not good. And what benefit is this
to you? for clipping. for clipping. Search and clip. That's
a great benefit to me. Go through, hey, I saw
something funny that Rubio said. Go find funny clips. It
does a pretty good job. It misses a lot of
good ones because it's... In essence. an intern with autism.
But it does okay. It has different humor than me.
Okay, well let's jump back to some... Current events. And
this I found peculiar because this is from NTD. And
it was like, did you know Ukraine attacked St. Petersburg?
No, I did not know this. This did not hit
my robot's purview. Yeah, how come that is? Here we
go. This is Ukraine. It's St. Pete. Ukraine today striking
Russia's second largest city, St. Petersburg. This as Russia is
holding a major economic forum in that city. Moscow is
already vowing retaliation. NTD's international correspondent, Arjen Pasdar, brings us
the war update. New footage shows smoke rising into the
air and explosions ringing out in Russia's second largest city.
Ukraine struck an oil terminal, a naval base and another
military facility in the nation's second largest city. The attacks
coming just hours before Russian President Vladimir Putin kicked off
an economic forum, an apparent Ukrainian attempt to embarrass the
Russian president. It's the fifth time the annual same- Petersburg
International Economic Forum is taking place during the Ukraine war.
Ukraine confirmed the attacks, releasing video footage of the drone
strikes on multiple targets. President Vladimir Zelenskyy saying such deep
strikes allow Ukraine to negotiate with Russia on equal terms.
Good luck. Through our mid-range and deep... Russia is facing
clear, clear fuel shortages. So through these... Wait, wait, wait.
Russia's facing fuel shortages? Well, this is news to me.
How does that work? They're sitting on nothing but oil.
fuel cell engines. except the refineries that they there's one
i guess around saint pete that they hit with that
with a drone allow ukraine to negotiate with that's an
act of war russia on equal terms through our mid-range
and deep strikes russia is facing clear clear fuel shortages
so Through this pressure, we are making Russia choose between
diplomacy and further losses. Zelenskyy added that he's ready for
direct peace talks with Putin. Russia, meanwhile, vowing retaliation. I'd
like to remind you of the statement. from the Ministry
of Foreign Affairs, which said that our responses will be
systematic in nature, and indeed, they already are. The spokesman
added that Russia will make sure to prevent such Ukrainian
attacks in the future. It sounds to me like the
Eurobirds. along with armor that they're going all out now.
And they're going to sacrifice Zelensky. This guy's going to
get blowed up. This is a problem. Well, you know,
I think we both have thought this for a while,
that Zelensky has a short window in his life. Mm-hmm.
But it do is. not happening. Yeah, but this is,
you know, now you're hitting where it hurts. Well, here's
part two. Ukraine strikes on St. Petersburg come just days
after Russia attacked multiple Ukrainian cities, killing over 20 civilians.
NATO Chief Mark Ritter visiting one of those sites on
Wednesday. This is a department store which has been heavily
hit. Hey, who is this? Who is this? That's what
you think it is. This is Mark Rutte. Is this
my boy? This is a department store which has been
heavily hit. A sort of shopping mall, but also a
subway station. And the rescue workers, they work integratively. These
mishaps... come in 40 minutes after each other. So here,
one of their colleagues has been killed because of the
second missile impact. you for a meeting of the NATO-Ukraine
Council, where different nations advocate for Ukraine to join the
military alliance. And past our NTD News. You know, hey,
Vladimir, we just, you know, this Iran war thing is
getting too much coverage. We've got to ramp this up
a little bit. You got any drones, man? Can you
do something a little more spectacular and then, you know,
just do something good? This- Yeah. Can I do a
little native ad for Mimi? Yes, please. Egg prices are
coming down fast, but not for the reasons some are
claiming. I'm Brandon Gomez, CNBC's food and consumer wellness reporter.
And yes, the egg market is still kind of a
scramble. After last year's birthing shock left shelves light and
prices high, things have now flipped. There are two Too
many eggs and not enough pantries to handle them. TooManyEggs.com
In stores, a dozen eggs is actually dropping below a
dollar. Good news for shoppers. Your breakfast just got cheaper.
Bad news for producers. Their margins are getting whisked away.
So what happened? Well, farmers rebuilt their flocks after the
outbreak. But now the... industry no not after the outbreak
after trump came in and the ag secretary along with
kennedy went hey stop vaccinating these chickens let the ones
you know die who need to die stop killing all
the chickens and let's just get back to business well
farmers rebuilt their flocks after the outbreak but now the
industry's got more eggs than demand can handle. And here's
the twist that really makes this bad timing for egg
producers. Americans are eating more eggs than before. A new
survey shows more than four in 10 Americans are focused
on protein more than they were five years ago. And
most say eggs are weekly go-tos. The industry should be
capitalizing on that demand, but input costs haven't gotten any
easier for the industry. So feed, fuel, and labor are
still eating into their profits and bottom line. It's the
American system at work. A buck, a buck for a
dozen eggs. It can't be very good. You know, Tina
bought these jumbo eggs. Our jumbos are the best, you
know, they... I'm suspicious. I'm suspicious. No, jumbo eggs, chickens,
sometimes when they're at the end of their life cycle,
chickens will start to produce jumbo eggs, and then they
either get egg-bound. Most of those chickens get killed and
eaten. The only reason I know this is because I
got a lecture about it. from the expert. Because I
love jumbo eggs because sometimes jumbo eggs even have double
yolks. Yes, yeah, that's freaky. It's freaky. Yeah. And so
I said, oh, jumbo eggs, jumbo eggs. And Mimi's telling
me, well, you know, if you're encouraging jumbo eggs, you're
encouraging the death of. chickens because chickens that produce jumbo
eggs have to be taken out because they can't do
it for long. Because it hurts. And then they get
egg bound and other things happen and they get slaughtered.
It hurts. But yeah, no, jumbo eggs are dynamite. Okay,
so they're not like, like factory freak- No, no, not
at all. It's a natural phenomenon with most chickens. Oh,
okay. All right. I just thought they came from really
big chickens. *laughs* And here is the breaking news we've
been waiting for for the almost two decades of this
podcast. The question finally posed to Gayle King. It could
only happen on a podcast. What is the one thing
we want to know about Gail and Oprah? Are they
gay? People literally to the point have made comments that
they are like, there's no way this isn't a romantic
relationship. I know. It used to really bother me. I
was recently divorced and there was a National Enquirer. story
about that's the reason for the divorce because they're secretly
gay number one if we were gay we would tell
you because believe me there's nothing wrong with it it's
just hold on If they were gay, they'd tell you
because we know for a fact that all gays Always
tell everybody that they're gay. Give me a break. We
were gay, we would tell you, because believe me, there's
nothing wrong with it. It's just, I prefer a man.
A man. I prefer a man. A man. So we
would tell you. And then I would say to her,
you've got to say something on your show, because it's
hard enough for me to get a date on a
Saturday night, and now people think I'm a lesbian. You've
got to say something. And she said, no, we should
just leave it be. I said, no, you've got to
say something. She said, no, just leave it alone. Leave
it alone. I said, well, that's fine for you to
say. You have somebody. I don't. So it used to
really bother me. And now, even today, there are still
people that say, well, you know, the truth is, I
don't care. But we do have a very unique. I
got in trouble once when I said, you know, because
I'm single, alert, and available. I said, if I could
meet a guy that was like Oprah, I'd be done.
And then people took that all out of context, as
they often do. I mean, I said, you know, when
I die, I'd like to come back as one of
her dogs. They travel very well, Alex. Kashmir, private planes,
sign me up. There you go. It's official. There's nothing
to see here. Well, I find it peculiar you'd bring
in this gossipy clip. I thought it was fun. This
is the one thing everyone's always... Come on. Gossipy clip.
I'm sorry, bring back the lady with the andrinochrome. Bring
back that four-part series, please. Here's a little clip. Who
is this? I don't know if Trump is doing a
goof or what's the deal, but why are they replacing
Tulsi Gabbard with this Bill Pulte character? He's got no
in no. Anything to do with national security, you know
about this. Bill Pulte replaces Gabra. I have a clip.
Where's Bill Pulte? He's around here someplace. He's done a
what a great job. Federal Housing Finance Chief Bill Pulte,
close confidant to the president, will now be the highest
ranking intelligence official in the government, despite having no experience.
experiences, spycraft, or national security. I see no evidence of
any qualifications for that job. The move sparked bipartisan concern.
He's ill-equipped to oversee the nation's spy agencies, including the
CIA. The White House, represented at the daily press briefing
today by Medicare chief Dr. Mehmet Oz, Good afternoon, everybody.
dodged questions about his qualifications. You're a heart surgeon or
a heart doctor? Yeah. Would you recommend a patient go
see someone who isn't? You're asking the question with a
premise that Bill Pulte is not qualified. I don't know
anything about his situation. Democrats note Pulte used his perch
at the Federal Housing Finance Agency to send criminal referrals
to the Justice Department, accusing President Trump's political enemies of
mortgage fraud. Did you know that President Trump This guy,
I fear. News of Pulte's appointment came as Secretary of
State Marco Rubio on Capitol Hill once again called for
the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz. Today, the U.S.
disabled a tanker. trying to evade the American blockade. That
has to open immediately. And that has to open immediately
in exchange, not for anything else other than us lifting
the blockade. But he faced a tough grilling from Democrats.
You keep telling us how we're winning this war. The
president keeps saying, well, the war's over. Completely annihilated. The
war is not over. And yet the American people see
how we're losing. the pump and with their costs, and
yet this thing still hasn't been resolved. On top of
serving as the acting intelligence chief, Bill Pulte is set
to continue leading the Federal Housing Finance Agency and serve
as chairman of the government-backed mortgage giants Fannie Mae and
Freddie Mac. Yeah, this is, there's a strategy behind this,
I think. What is it you think? Well, this is
Senate has to confirm this guy and they won't. So
then Sarah Lynn Pickett. I agree with that. Sarah Lynn
Pickett. And, and... And I think... I don't know. Tell
me about this. Well, first... as acting I think he's
acting now so he can do some stuff, so he
can go nuts. He can throw all kinds of stuff
out there, anything he wants to say, because whether he
has the job or not, they see him now as
the acting DNI. So he's just going to be blah,
blah, blah. He's going to be spewing all kinds of
stuff. Some of it was probably true. And so he
won't get confirmed. Meanwhile, Sarah Lynn Pickett. She's been the...
The assistant director. Is that assistant or deputy? Should we
have, is it deputy? Probably deputy. Let me see who,
let's see if it's deputy. She's been there for a
couple years. She was at DHS before that. She is...
Department of Defense, six years. She's a lawyer. So, you
know, you know how he always likes to have someone
as a backup. Yeah, then that actually does the job.
Yeah, let me see. Let me just check and make
sure deputy assistant Someone else is the robot. Yeah, I
could, but I'm already doing it myself. Okay, let's ask
the robot. Hmm. Book of Knowledge. Who is the current
deputy? Director of National Intelligence. All right, book of knowledge
is searching. Here we go. It's a tough one. According
to the Book of Knowledge, Aaron Paul Lucas has served
as the Principal Deputy Director of National Intelligence since 2025.
Bill Pulte has now been named as acting director of
national intelligence following Tulsi Gabbard's resignation. Aaron Paul Lucas. It
has been written. So Aaron Paul Lucas, did you look
him up? No, why don't you ask the robot who
this other woman is, what she do? Well, let me
find Aaron Paul Lucas. first hold on a second well
i think it's just we've been distracted by the robot
no the robot you called for the robot the robot
is as she is the assistant aaron paul lucas is
the deputy I believe deputy is above assistant, no? Yeah,
I would think so. Okay. So book of knowledge. Give
me a brief bio of Aaron Paul Lucas. Let's see
who this dude is. Because Trump always wants to have
someone in the background who's going to do the real
job. According to the book of knowledge, Aaron Paul Lucas
is an American intelligence officer, born May 18, 1971, who
spent more than 20 years at the CIA as an
analyst and operations officer. Oh, wait for it. Serving as
station chief for a former Soviet country, eh? Before becoming
intelligence aide to Richard Grinnell and deputy senior director for
Europe and Russia at the National Security Council. There you
go. Major spook. There's the real guy. That's the, that's...
the guy who's doing all the work in the background
chief yeah in the behind the iron curtain yes that's
yeah okay that's what you do that's the person you
get yeah he's just a cia stooge yeah well he
worked for grinnell The Gay Guy So. It's all part
of the cabal, man. That's a web of deceit. Yes,
it is a web of deceit. A little update on
the $250 bill. I still got my eye on it.
I know you're skeptical. Could President Donald Trump soon be
featured on a $250 bill? Well, the Washington Post says
U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach has pushed. the Bureau of Engraving
and Printing to expedite the process that would place the
president's portrait on a new $250 bill. According to a
mock-up design obtained by the Post, the bill would also
feature Trump's signature and a logo commemorating America's 250th anniversary.
But even with Trump's backing, the bill would technically be
illegal. So current law forbids anyone living to be featured
on U.S. currency, and that law goes back to 1866.
Another law stipulates which denominations of U.S. bills can be
produced, and a $250 bill is not one of them.
Trump allies on Capitol Hill are pushing legislation that would
clear the way for the bill, but that effort has
stalled in Congress. reportedly called for the bill's design in
anticipation of that legislation passing. Treasury Secretary Scott Besant echoed
that at the White House briefing this week. So we
have to prepare in advance. You can't draw something up
the day before. But even if the legislation does pass,
it takes years for bills to be designed, requiring coordination
with the Federal Reserve, the CBO, and the Treasury. Secret
Service, and other partners. Well, it seems like they already
designed it. It's already designed. I don't think so. Yeah,
they just said that. They obtained a design. I said
it in the report! Hmm. PBS has really obtained a
design that has Trump's signature on his face. So I
think they've designed it. It would be great. Going nowhere.
It doesn't matter. Trillion dollar loan, interest-free loan to America.
It's a good idea. It's a good idea. Okay, you're
up. Okay, let's do a little rant here from John
Turley on free speech. I was kind of unaware. I
mean. John Turley, the professor at Georgetown who's on Fox
a lot. Very smart guy. He's a podcaster, too. He's
a podcaster. Oh, he's a podcaster? So what? Everyone's a
podcaster. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't diminish our vocation,
man. Well, no, but... I'm not. But still. Okay. Well,
we're in good company. Yeah. Yeah. John Trilley is one
of us. All right. Yeah, so here he is talking
about free speech. I found this to be an interesting
little lecture. There are two anti-free speech movements that have
coalesced. One is in Europe where it has laid waste
to free speech. speech, Germany, France, England, free speech has
been eviscerated, and also places like Canada. The U.S. anti-free
speech movement began in higher education, then metastasized throughout the
government. But this has all reached our shores now. The
Berlin World Forum followed... the remarks of Vice President Vance
on free speech, and the EU was red hot. They
gathered in Berlin, and it was the most anti-free speech
gathering I've ever been part of. There's only two of
us from the free speech community. And they are committed.
And, you know, Hillary Clinton was there, and she... really
fueled the anger. I mean, when Twitter was purchased by
Elon Musk, she called on the EU to use the
infamous Digital Services Act, which is one of the most
anti-free speech pieces of legislation in decades. And she called
upon the EU to use the DSA. to force the
censorship of American citizens, force people like Musk to censor.
It's an extraordinary act by someone who was once a
presidential candidate in the United States. But they are committed
to it. And after the World Forum, they further globalized
this effort. And they are threatening companies like Axe. with
ruinous fines unless they resume censoring American citizens. Yeah, I
think this is a little rant he did about a
year ago or so. Yeah, well, he's been ranting about
this for a while. Yeah, what I'm kind of... I
didn't know about the Hillary thing. I didn't realize she
was such a bad actor. What I'm curious about is
what is this free speech community he speaks of? How
come we're not members of the free speech community? We
are. But it sounds like there's a club. nah well
it's a cell it's like it's a set up like
communist party along those lines here's what the EU is
doing. Say hello to Quant. Move over Google. Hello Quant.
Quant. It's the European Parliament's new default search engine, replacing
a tool so ubiquitous it's become a verb. Never mind
that the French service has a modest 6 million monthly
users, it's a symbolic part of the EU's push. for
tech sovereignty. Today, we simply rely on non-EU providers for
over than 80% of our digital products, services and infrastructure.
And this is a huge problem for Europe's security of
supply. And this has to change. The long-awaited Texan. Yeah.
Linux! energy sector that powers data centers. We need to
integrate digital infrastructure in our energy system in a sustainable
way because there can be no digital sovereignty without energy.
Yeah, okay. So they're pushing the new search engine quant.
Which when you say it in Dutch sounds "Kunt". Doesn't
quite sound as good. "Kunt". Uhhhh, this is dumb. I
don't think this is a very smart thing. And all
the parliament has to use this search engine, which, gee.
They have to use this. They can't use Google. No,
no. They have to use quant. Why? Because it's your...
I would use some of the AI systems. You're helping
the enemy. No, no, no. They have to use European
stuff. Quant. Quant. Hey, I got a great name. Because
it sounds futuristic. I'm going to start doing some searches
on it and see what it gets me. Can you
get on to Quant? Can you even use quant? I
could get on the quant, I'm sure. Get on the
quant. Well, here's something as we start to get a
little closer to wrapping here. That we knew, we knew
this five years ago. In fact, it's the whole reason
I'm not dead. And, uh... Theo Vaughn had... McCullough on.
We hold McCullough in high regard. I'm a little weirded
out by his... Commercialization of himself? His pharmaceutical business. Hi,
people. You should buy my pills. I have the Quack
Incorporated pills. You take these pills and all your ills
are gone. Yeah, I'm a little weirded out by that.
But here's Theo Vaughn. I think what Theo Vaughn is
trying to do... He's trying to get McCullough to tell
him. that COVID was bioengineered. So that it would kill
everybody except the Jews. Was anybody who was immune to...
Like any genetics or demographics or cultures that were immune
to COVID-19? There were a few papers indicating that children
were largely immune, that they had a lot of cross-exposure
with other coronaviruses, almost no serious cases in children. There
was an occasional child with cystic fibrosis or some problem
who got really sick. but children are largely immune. School
teachers, because they have so much, there was no significant
spread of serious illness from children to the school teachers.
But no, was there any like, was there any like
a Norwegian person couldn't get it? Or was there like
somebody from Zimbabwe? Like, was there any like a... Stop
the clip for a second. Yeah. If you recall when
this thing first broke. There was a thesis that the
Han Chinese in particular... We're either not going to get
COVID-19 because the thing was designed so they wouldn't. it
wouldn't attack them or on the other hand it was
designed to kill all the Han Chinese. And it would
attack them and that's the reason that the Chinese shuttered
the country pretty much. Remember that? The Han Chinese rumor?
Yes. And I also remember that. Well, that's what this
is just. This is just an extension of that. Well,
I think what he's. What he's going for is... when
Kennedy said... RFK Jr., that is. He was saying that
Ashkenazi Jews couldn't get it. You remember that? Oh, I
remember that. Yeah, that was another, which was an extension
of the same thinking, yeah. So when I hear Theo
Vaughn, who we know is... out of his gourd about
Israel being the fault of everything and controlling everything. And
he's saying, well, how about Norwegians? Or how about Zimbabweans?
Or how about, there's got to be, huh, huh, huh,
huh. I don't want to say it, but you know
what I'm going for, McCullough. But no, was there any
like, was there any like a Norwegian person couldn't get
it? Or was there like somebody from Zimbabwe? Like, was
there? any like uh there's one adult group you're gonna
laugh but there's one adult group no specific ethnicity or
culture Do you know what group it was? Bookers? You're
going to laugh. Smokers. Smokers can get it. They got
it very mild cases. And they don't get long COVID.
Yes. Nicotine, baby. Smokers maintain a level of nicotine in
the bloodstream. They actually smoke frequently enough. Blood nicotine blocks
the spike protein as it's interfacing with the nicotinic acetylcholine
receptor. Smoking blocks the spike protein. It's amazing. I thought
smokers were going to go down. Well, who knows now
then all those years of this, all those smoking advertisements
ended up probably saving people's lives 40 years later. Well,
you know what we use now use, we use a
nicotine patch, seven milligram patch, even in non-smokers to help
them through long COVID. We use it in addition to
the McCullough protocol. Yes, which you can get at McCullochProtocol.com.
Get your 7-milligram patch, everybody. It's only $25. Yeah. What
bothers me about the McCulloch Protocol and Dr. Drew and
the wellness company is that whatever they're selling, if you
do the proper search, where there's a parasite cleanse or
whatever it is. There are alternative companies with the exact
same product, exact same. There's one, I forget the one
that Bongina was pushing, which was an alternative product. But
they're half the price. The wellness company. and Dr. McCullough
and Dr. Drew, they're rip-off artists. It bothers me to
an extreme that they're overpriced. Well, this is, I think
the Wellness Company, which a lot, they sponsor a lot
of podcasts. um And they seem, to me, they just
feel a little sketchy. Well, they're sketchy. It's not unusual
what they're doing because there's other people doing it, except
for the fact that they're, because they got all these
brand name characters working there, the prices are 2x. It's
ridiculous. You know, do some research on these things and
then. find the alternative that's cheaper. You know, I got
a lot of emails about that pill you talked about
on the last show. You must have received some emails
about it. Retrobruchion, whatever it was. Retribution. Yeah, everyone's emailing
me saying... Oh, well, you know, that's just the peptide
and you can get that, you know. Oh, the peptide
nuts. My son is one of them. We got a
lot of peptide people out there. Yeah. I'm skeptical about
the peptides. Well, you might as well be. Ret- ret-
ret-a-trutide. My son again. is the peptide expert in the
family. So I'll defer to him if I have a
question, but no. He claims there's a good facial cream
that's got a lot of peptides in it. It keeps
you younger looking and you can take various peptide pills
or do this and that and the other thing. But,
you know. Isn't the GOP1, isn't that a peptide? I
don't know. You're asking the wrong guy. I defer to
my son. I'm pretty sure it is. I think that
you... Well, ask the robot. Okay. You always give me
a big sigh when I ask for your robot to
get involved with the show, and it's your robot that
you put on the show on purpose. The sigh and
the eye roll that you can't see is because I
was hoping that you would have the answer. I'm not
a peptide expert. I'm not Clavicus or whatever that guy
is. Clavicus? That guy. Iclaudius. Book of Knowledge. Is GLP-1
a peptide? All right, here we go. Answer me. According
to the Book of Knowledge, GLP-1 is indeed a peptide
of 30 amino acids, produced by the differential processing of
proglucagon. Okay, thus... What? It has been written... What? You
want to... Progluca... What did he call it? Proglucagon. P-R-O-G-L-U-C-A-G-O-N.
And okay, since we're discussing that, I think, yes, I
have a clip about that. The Washington Post has an
interesting look at scientists examining the impact of GLP-1s on
the brain. The University of Colorado study that looked at
brain scans of women who had taken GLP-1s found an
increase in brain regions. that are involved in attention and
processing important stimuli. One leading theory as to how and
why this is happening is that the drugs might target
inflammation in the brain. No, I know what this is.
You take the GLP-1, you vote Democrat. I know what's
going on. That would make sense. Well, I'd love to
have some information about peptides on the next show. If
you happen to see JC and he feels like it.
Oh, okay. You talk your head off. It's like a
whole show of discussions about peptides. But let's both do,
I'll tell you what. Let's both do a deep dive.
dive on the peptides and then give it two shows
so we can spend some time letting it you know
simmer and we'll get some input from some of our
we have people out there who are peptide nuts peptide
people that will send us give us links to to
clips that may be useful yes and then we'll roll
out and we've got to find some peptide skeptics. Yes,
peptide people, now is your chance. This is what makes
you great. This is what makes the No Agenda show
great because we have more producers and they are, in
fact, the best producers. We have a... I talked to
people about it. We have about just around a million...
under a million people that listen. This is a population
of a very large city. This is larger than the
cities that Trump's going to be giving money to. And
cities have, they have people who die, people who are
born. We have all these things. And we have doctors,
lawyers, firemen. We have everything. This is a city. And
so when we ask for peptide people, there's got to
be 25 people out there that are peptide nuts. Well,
20 have already emailed me about this one peptide that
you brought up. And I would say 95% are like,
it's the best thing ever. And you need to get
on this peptide. Meanwhile, I'm taking... I don't even remember
the clip. It was your Eli Lilly clip. Oh, about
the new weight loss product, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Lily, let
me see. Next, yeah, the next gen. Here it is.
The next generation of obesity medication is getting closer to
reality. Eli Lilly is studying a new drug. Test results
show it's more powerful, even more powerful, than the obesity
shots and pills already on the market. NPR Pharmaceuticals correspondent
Sydney Lupkin is here to tell us about it. Good
morning. Good morning. I'm so glad you're the one who's
going to pronounce the name of this new drug. What
is it? The new drug is... called retatrutide. So it's
a weekly injection just like Wegovy and Zetbound, but it's
a little different. Wegovy and Zetbound target the GLP-1 hormone.
This new drug works on three hormones, GLP-1, GIP, and
glucagon, and that makes it more powerful. When you say
more powerful, you got to sell me because I have
seen the results. in human beings of the existing drugs.
How powerful is it? Yeah, so Eli Lilly, the company
that makes Reta-Truetide, says that in the clinical trial, people
taking it for 80 weeks lost an average of more
than 70 pounds. Because they were just a bag of
bones. Highest dose. For comparison, patients taking the placebo over
the same period, they lost 5 pounds. Those were the
latest findings from its phase three clinical study. I asked
Dr. Carolyn Frank. Right. So everyone that emailed me was
saying, this is bull crap. They're just taking something that's
already available. You can get it. It's a peptide. You
can get it from the peptide dealer. Maybe we should
become peptide dealers. This is the last thing in the
world I want to be. is a peptide dealer. That's
right. Can you imagine the freaks who keep the peptide
freaks? Hey man, you got any, you know, the. Whack-a-mole
peptide, you know, it makes your dick fall off, that
one. I mean, what is it? That's the one I
want. I don't know if there's a peptide for that.
Well, there's a peptide for everything. Rogan's into peptides. He's
big into that. Oh, what a shocker. Yeah. This is
a young, middle-aged guy who's loaded on... Peptides. No, he's
loaded on testosterone, which is like he's a little young.
for that it seems to me but okay joe is
about he's about 58 now i think Meanwhile, you know,
I agreed. to uh because you know we had the
blood test like oh your testosterone is 300 it should
be between 400 and 1200 i'm like okay i got
low t whatever all of my friends you you you
won't even know how good you can feel i didn't
know how good i could feel until i started taking
testosterone i said okay i'm game but i'm not going
to inject anything okay i'm not i'm just not going
to do it there's two ways you can go with
the testosterone One is you're right. There's an injection. And
you have to go every week and you gotta get
a shot. That's no good. Then there's the various things
you can rub on. Yeah, I have the rub on.
So I got the rub on. You got some? Yes,
and I got the rub. Listen to this. Which one?
What was the percentage? It's compound. Oh, I'd have to
look at it. But just listen to the results. So
after... uh six weeks or eight weeks i go and
i'm not i do not like blood draws but okay
i do the blood draw My testosterone went from 300...
to 200. It went down. It went down. It went
down. I'm like, oh, poor thing. Yeah. And then. All
right, so we'll do it. We'll do another six weeks.
It went from 200 to 168. I said, stop. First
of all. Your dick's going to fall off. I said,
first of all, I don't feel any better. I don't
feel any worse. You know what I got? Pimples. I
had a pimple on my forehead, got one on my
chin. So this is crap And it was like, you
know, I'm still an animal. I think it's whatever. Who?
Is this a commercial product or something somebody blended for
you? It's compounded. With a warring blender. It's compounded. Or
an osterizer. Here, drink this. It's from a compound. compounding
pharmacy here in town. No, no, no. What do you
mean no, no, no? You gotta get androgel or one
of the pure... No, no, that's what the lesbians use.
I don't want androgel. The lesbians are on to it.
They know what they're doing. I even said, well, shouldn't
I use... Andro Joe? No, no, no, no, no. We're
going to compound something for you. Oh, well, they're compounding.
Out of a... I can't keep using the same gag
over and over, so they're compounding out of something that
you're not going to like. What do you mean? That
sounds like they don't know what they're doing. If your
numbers keep going down, how does that make any sense?
But here's my question. Why would my numbers go down
by 50% anyway within five months? Am I dying? Am
I wilting away? Is my manhood diminishing before my very
eyes? Am I becoming a girl? Well, that's beside the
point. I don't believe in any of this stuff. Peptides,
testosterone, all of this. Your testosterone is going to naturally
drop through the floor as you get older, period, whether
you like it or not. I've turned the corner. Now,
if you're a heavy-duty exerciser and you're trying to build
bulk. Your testosterone will naturally go up. You can do
that to get it back up. How is it possible?
that somehow Tina, who I think is taking estrogen, that
that's rubbing off on me and is counteracting it? Am
I, is this an estrogen versus tetanus? No, you'd have
both. Why do my boobs hurt? What's going on? you
Sensitive nipples? Is that what's going on? Yes, I'm telling
you, something is wrong. You're going to have to reconsider.
It's all a scam, all of it. Well, it's medicine.
It's medicine. I'm rubbing this stuff on my balls twice
a day. This is bullcrap. You're not supposed to do
that. what I was specifically told. What? Where are you
supposed to rub it? I'm telling you, this is what
I would... Somebody's playing a gag on you. I'm telling
you. You're being punked. Let's see if he rea- Hey,
I have an idea, Bill. I betcha I can get
this numbnuts to rub some of this shit on his
balls. Let's see what happens. Literally. You're telling me this
is wrong? Yeah. What do you mean? With the testosterone
therapy, that's the last place you're supposed to put it.
Well, this is literally what I was told. I'm the
testes. Wow. Yeah, where did you rub it? - Well,
you rub it. One place got nothing to do with
the testosterone and rubbing it. Now, hey-o. So, no, the
Androgel is rubbed on the forearm. Yeah, the forearms and
the biceps. Yeah. And then across the stomach. maybe and
and it's and it just it's absorbed uh through the
skin but you're spo you're definitely not supposed to put
it on your face no or your balls it's even
on the label Yeah, but the label's a phony label.
It's not like a commercial. It says rub on your
balls. It says it right there. R-O-Y-B. I'm telling you,
you're being punked. Okay. Well, you know what? I believe
you. I mean, I'd like to hear from some doctor
out there who does hormone replacement therapy about rubbing testosterone
treatments on the... balls my whole email inbox this is
by the way the height of our show we're reaching
a peak here with this discussion all right everybody with
that with that you should get some donations for this
vet this vast knowledge we are in fact feeding the
book of knowledge with what we've got here. I want
to thank you for your courage, say in the morning
to you, the man who put the C in the,
what do we have? The freedom, the free speech community.
Everybody say hello to my friend on the other end,
the one, the only, Mr. John C. Well, in the
morning, you, Mr. Adam Curry, in the morning, I should
see you boosting around feet in the air. in the
water and dames nights out there in the morning you
trolls in the troll room 13:15 which has no bearing
on donations and no donations were nice today. I saw
that thank you all for thinking of us Did you
throw out a sad puppy? I didn't see a sad
puppy. No, there was no sad puppy. Oh, that was
good. But you know... But, but, but. Just banging the
mic. Yeah, I know. So, no, but Mimi had a
theory. Okay. So we had lousy donations last show. They
were total, I think, of 25 above 50. 23 above
50, very low number. Yeah. And she says that she's
noticed. that The Kennel. in Port Angeles is full to
the rim with a waiting list when we have bad
donations. So it's a vacation thing. And it turns out
that that last show was when everyone started to go
on their vacations. The school was out. Graduation was over.
And people put their dogs in the kennel. Yes. Well,
that makes sense. So there's a kennel index that will
predict our donations. How about this? These coincident indexes are
very famous for working. Yes, but how about this? How
about we use the kennel index and when the kennel
is full, we take a day off. How about that?
That's just a thought. I mean, come on. And we're
working our butts off here. I'm exposing my inner secrets.
I'm telling you what I do. Yeah, it's embarrassing. It's
embarrassing that it's not working. That's what's embarrassing. Anyway... Hopefully
you are listening to us if you're streaming us live
in a modern podcast app. You want to get one
of these, stop with that legacy stuff. It's going to
catch you eventually. We publish the show within 90 seconds.
It's in your modern podcast app. And when we go
live, the bat signal is sent. You hear it. Boom,
little notification. You tap on that. You're listening live. If
you can't. And we are value for value. Yes. We
don't sell you. We're not selling you any peptides. We're
not selling you any. Not yet. Not yet. It's still
an option, but we're not selling them yet. Exactly. No,
instead, we decided a long time ago that the best
way. to stay honest and stay in the game and
stay on our toes and never get lazy is to
use a system we call the value for value system
or value for value model. It's very simple. And work
on holidays. Yeah, we work whenever we can. We're on
holidays. We're on vacation trips. Whenever we're always working, we
read a couple of shows. Well, I mean, you. You
cowardly took several shows off. We had to bring Mimi
in because, you know. had some kind of heart thing
going on. But otherwise, you know, if you physically... I
tried to broadcast from the hospital, but they didn't have
a good Wi-Fi connection. I know that if you could
have, you would have. I know enough about you. Yeah,
it would have been quite interesting. But you also didn't
have your voice back and everything. But as a part
of that, this roller coaster international lifestyle. All we do
is we just give you the best possible value that
we can in our show every single time we do
a podcast, which is twice a week, Thursdays and Sundays.
Then all we say is, "Hey!" at the point where
you're thinking, hey, this is funny, I learned something, here's
an important thing you learned, don't rub the stuff on
your balls because it doesn't work. I mean, that by
itself is worth the price of admission. And the fact
that we have thousands of producers who can also contribute
value back to us. With their time, their talent, their
information, their skills, this is what makes us the best
podcast in the universe. And we appreciate all kinds of
things that people do. For instance, one thing people do
is they prompt their guts out by making artwork for
us. which we then use for art. in our mp3
file and in the podcast apps and this was a
nice one that we chose last time by capitalist agenda
I'm pretty sure this was a combo platter. Minimum, at
minimum, a combo platter of AI and Photoshop. Great piece.
With the Curry Dvorak Consulting Group door, big pull sign
on it, and there's a little robot with AI in
his back trying to push it open. A lot of
people who don't even listen to our show thought it
was fantastic. Like, yeah, that's it. That is exactly what
AI is. And we loved it. We thought it was
a great piece. There were some other contenders, I think,
not much. Do you remember? Any of the other containers?
Let me take a look. I like the one that
I used for the newsletter, which is the Mechagodzilla or
whatever the hell it was. Oh, yeah, I used that
for the bat signal this morning. That was good. But
that was... That was something that came in after the
show, I think. Yeah, we had... It could be. Let's
see what we had. There's a lot of lizards. I
kind of like the sumo, but... Yeah, you like the
sumo, but I didn't like it. No. You said you
couldn't read. The Korean Dvorak's too small. You always bitch
about things being too small. It didn't look too small
to me. It looks too small to me. Well, and
that's why we didn't argue about it. What else was
there? I kind of like the debit card a little
bit. Yeah, talk about Curry Dvorak being small. Yeah, no,
I agree. I just said I liked that. I didn't
say I wanted to use it. We like our name
up front. A lot of people have been tweeting about
this. Dvorak microdosing stuff. You familiar with this? Oh, Dvorak,
there's a company that makes Dvorak gummies. Yeah. Is that
weed gummies? Yeah. I was going to send some to
Brunetti. Are you getting a piece of that? No, I
said somebody named Dvorak. The name is not. you know
unusual what is unusual but it's not uncommon and it's
uh in Tennessee or someplace I don't know I get
I've gotten two or three people saying you you got
you got any piece of this yeah that's not my
exact question yeah no I got I wish Yeah, sounds
like a good deal. Well, we could have Dvorak peptides.
It's not too late to do that. So yeah, I
think that was pretty much it. There wasn't much else
that we thought was really great. So thank you very
much, Blue Acorn. Good piece. We enjoyed it very much.
We also, as always, are very happy to thank our
executive and associate executive producers. These are the people who...
Support us with the third and final T, perhaps the
most important one, the treasure. We thank everybody, $50 and
above. And we have a number of people who came
in strong today. Probably wanting to get in on that
red knight pin. which means you not only become an
instanite, but you also... receive a handsome order of the
heart pin, which is a nice pin. And it comes
in a dynamite packaging. It has a certificate of authenticity,
of course. And today that goes to right off the
top, Sir Lauren, who is already a knight. He is
in Bruno, Minnesota. Comes in with $1,000 and $33 and
said, oh, this is, he's already, no, I, has he
already, no, he says, first donation. So he wasn't a
knight, yet he calls himself Sir Lauren already. All right,
Sir Lauren, de-douching in place. Oh, sorry. You've been dedouched.
and says, first donation, my pal Adam hit me in
the mouth during the scam-demic. I used to be so
angry. Now I laugh a lot more. Thanks to you.
Jingles, Mac and Cheese, Screw Your Freedom, WTC7, At the
Roundtable, Muffins and Moxie Soda. Thank you for your courage,
says Sir Lauren. You slaves can get used to mac
and cheese. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Macaroni and
cheap cheddar melted together. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. Hey, everybody. Screw your
other podcasts. This is the best. WTC7 won't go away.
Your freedom there we go. I got punked by your
fake Arnold clip So, have you ever had Moxie soda?
No, I have no idea what it is. Yeah, it's
a soda, very localized. I think it's from New England
or someplace. I've had it. This actually has a very
distinctive flavor. Okay. It's good. Is it like kvass? A
little bit. Because I like kvass. I like kvass. A
little bit. I mean, I think it has certain kinds
of malty taste. Well, we have it here at the
round table. so we can both have a red Solo
cup full of it. Beryl Nagel. in Hempstead. Hempstead? Hempstead,
North Carolina. I'm sure it's pronounced funny. Hampsteed. North Carolina,
103026, ITM. Please name me, sir. Crazy Carl of the
Great Carolina Pine Forest. Karma for all. NASCAR hot wife
jingle, please. *music* You've got karma. ♪ Oh, boy. Now
we have, oh, this is always nice. A very long
note from Caddy Bones in Rio Rancho, New Mexico. $1,030.26.
So this must be with the fees. And Caddy Bones
says, I recently wrote and made my husband, Jim, Sir
J. Bones. posthumous red knight ah yes remember here's my
donation to make me his red dame oh this is
lovely Since this is my first donation, I could really
use a de-douching. Yes, you can. You've been de-douched. She
continues, Jim and I started listening to your show. together
in 2014 we learned so much more from listening to
you both than we ever learned from the m5m i'm
not exactly sure how we first discovered your show but
once he started listening i quickly glommed on and it
became our thing every week yeah the word glom is
a good word it's a good word Jim and I
started listening to your show together in... I'm sorry. Every
week, I counted down the days until Thursday and Sunday
nights. It was our time to hang out with each
other, you guys, and all of No Agenda Nation. We
learned so much from listening to you. Thank you both
for making our lives better and for keeping our amygdalas
in good shape. Now, as I tune in by myself,
it reminds me of those good times. Not only... You
not only teach me something new every week, but you
also bring comfort to a grieving heart. As I listen,
I can still imagine him sitting here right beside me,
and each week I will continue to be out here
missing him and listening for the both of us. Sincerely,
Sir Jane Bone's loving wife and future dame, Caddy Bones.
She would like to be... Her dame name to be
Dame Caddy Bones. And for Jingles, she wants Climate Gate
and Fear is Freedom. And for the Roundtable, she would
love Dion's Pizza, which comes from Albuquerque, New Mexico. We
have ordered that for you. It's here. And some yellow
Sobe Energy to wash it all down. And we thank
you very much, Caddy. See you at the round table.
To the gate, to the gate, to the gate. you
you you will I hadn't heard that one in a
while. Walter Ostler. Ostler. Ostler. In Jerome, Idaho, $1,000. And
he sent a note? Notes on a sheet of paper.
You can tell it's a sheet of paper by the
noise. Dear John and Adam, I've been a listener to
the show since episode 728, and I've always enjoyed your
analysis. With this donation, I become a Red Knight of
the No Agenda Roundtable. I wish to be knighted as
Sir Zeppelin of the Snake River Plain. No requests for
the round table, as the selections are more than enough
to satisfy. John, have you seen the Pathfinder 1 airship
flying over the bay this past year? No. No. If
so, could I get a Zeppelin report to replace the
old Zephyr report? I have not seen a Zeppelin flying
over the bay this year. No. I haven't seen one
in a long time myself, actually. Plug, if anyone in
Gitmo Nation needs the services of a cartoonist or illustrator,
please visit my website. Walker, Walker, Walker. W-A-L-K-E-R-S, what is
it? Did I say Walter? Yeah. Walker. Austler, O-S-T-L-E-R, W-A-L-K-E-R-O-S-T-L-E-R.com.
I have a traditional style that eschews. All caps. The
use of artificial intelligence. Oh, all right. Call out Mark
Ward for hitting me in the mouth. but never donating.
He's a douchebag. Douchebag. End of show request. A full
version of the Russia Connection sent in during Trump's first
term and sung by yours truly. He did the Russian
Connection song. jingle the original karma. Keep up the good
work, Walker. You've got karma. I'll have to dig that
one up. Might have to be for the next show.
It's about time, though. Thank you, Walker. Sir Cliffy is
in Morganfield, Kentucky, $547.45 and also sent in a note.
Dear John and Adam, in the morning, you two are
the best. Thanks for all you do. Please find the
enclosed donation because John loves checks. Four more years. Please
play mac and cheese. Sorry, I didn't have... Mac and
cheese and, uh... Maybe should we do a different one?
I'll do a different one. We'll do an Obama one.
And a little girl yay. Okay, we'll do those two.
When it comes to the holidays every year. Well, I'm
the hostess in chief. We host a number of... Ah,
that's no good. I don't like that one. Where's my
other mac and cheese? mac and cheese. Yeah, but we
have a different one. We have... What's the mac and
cheese life? Mac. She's life. Don't we have the live
in? Yeah, there we go. Mac and Cheese. There you
go. I knew I could do it. Thank you, Sir
Cliffy. He says thank you for your courage. David Chapman
in Holly Springs, North Carolina 500. Thanks for the insights
in deconstruction in a world where independent thought has become
a controlled substance. Keep the signal coming as some of
us still prefer thinking for ourselves. Consider this my act
of non-compliance. Dennis Cato, Tampa, Florida, 333.33. Oh, yes. So
Ashley Slater sent me a note. We know Ashley. And
she said that she often gets this tension headache. Which
is, like I had. Goes down the side of her
neck. For years, she has tried to everything. To get
rid of it, she says, I didn't believe it, but
I got some Manuka Gold, and it went away, and
she's a happy customer. And this is from Dennis Cato
of Manuka Gold, manukagold.com. And they are happy to continue
to support No Agenda. As they say, We'd rather put
our money towards a cause we believe in. Right now,
we're giving away a free $25 jar of our relief
gel with every purchase over $49. Also exclusive for NOAA
agenda listeners, we're extending the 20% discount at ManukaGold.com with
the code ADAM20 through the end of June. So you
can get both the discounts. and the free gift. That's
something we're only doing for no agenda out of tremendous
gratitude for all the support. Dennis Cato, Tampa, Florida. Love
your product. Need a smaller jar to take with me
on the road. Just a product suggestion. Right, redux. You've
done that a couple times now. Oh, I'm sorry. No,
I think it's good. You can remind him three times
and see what happens. Yeah. And it's not a bad
idea to have travel sizes. Yes. So you don't get
stopped at the airport. And shaken down. Yep. With the
goo. It looks like C3 or whatever that explosive is.
C4. C4. I'm always getting the number wrong. It doesn't
look like C4. Well, if you don't know what C4
looks like, it could. Yeah, that's true. And don't name
your product C4. No, this is not a product suggestion.
Sir Michael of the Midwest and Doctor of Philosophy in
Cedar Rapids, Iowa. 31415. ITM dude's name, Ben. 2-pi-fi. 2-pi-fi?
2-pi-fi? 2-pi-fi. No, 2-pi-fi. 2-pi-fi is an authorized star language.
No, no, he has a pronunciation guide. 2-pi-fi. At the
bottom. Where is it? Oh, it's pronounced two, put it
at the top. 2PiFi. Okay, 2PiFi is an authorized Starlink
reseller. Offering we should be a Starlink reseller. Yeah, you
have Starlink it works well. We should have to be
reselling Starlink, Androgel, Mooseheads, Junk Jewelry. All kinds of opportunities.
Peptides. Peptides. Peptides. Offering turnkey installations, public static IPs, 24-7,
100% U.S. based support, headquartered in Iowa. Specializing. Or no,
my name is Jim. Yes, I am in Iowa. specializing
in fixed wireless of all wavelengths, as well as managed
broadband. Wow, this is an RF guy. Yeah, the guy
knows what he's doing here. And, uh... Carrier grade dedicated
solution. It's a dedicated solution. It's a carrier grade. Check
out our page at... Get to Pi Phi. That's the
number two with a Pi Phi.com slash no agenda. Sir
Michael of the Midwest and Doctor of Philosophy. Ah, P.S.
is pronounced 2-pi-fi. 2-pi-fi radians. is a circle plus fidelity.
Ah, all right. Nice, nice. Well, thank you very much.
And now we move to our associate executive producers, kicking
it right off with $206.04, because he always adds the
date to his $200 donation. It is from Bensonville, Illinois,
Eli the Coffee Guy, and he says... SpaceX is going
public on June 12th, valued at nearly $2 trillion. Overvalued
IPO, likely. Elon's pitching Mars in a market that doesn't
even exist yet. Gotta hand it to him. Best salesman
alive. Selling a dream priced like it already came true.
Pump and dump or moonshot, we'll soon know enough. Either
way, somebody's going to make money. But... If you want
a sound investment that's fairly valued, visit gigawattcoffeeroasters.com and use
code ITM20 for 20% off your order. A good cup
of coffee pays dividends. May I just say... Best copy
ever. Eli is... always always working on his copy. I
have to give it to him. And he says, stay
caffeinated. Eli, the coffee guy. Yeah, he has his own,
uh... roasting curves and everything in between. He knows what
he's doing, man. Guy knows what he's doing. Stefan Trockels.
in Sust, Deutschland, $200. Jingle No conflict. No conflict. Reverend
L. Sharpton, please. You two are... Debestin. There's no real
conflict! And there's Linda Lupatkin from Castle Rock, Colorado. She
comes in with $200 as always. And we thank her
as well. Jobs, karma, she's aren't and she wants. And
she says your resume has about 10 seconds to make
an impression and most don't. For a resume that gets
results, go to ImageMakersInc.com. Linda helps professionals and executives turn
their experience into a reality. clear story of leadership results
and impact that's image makers ink with a k and
linda lou she is the duchess of jobs and writer
of winning resumes jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote
for job you And last on our list here is
Bob. It was just old Bob. Bob, hello, Bob. Hey,
Bob. Hey, Bob. Monmouth, Oregon. Monmouth. $200. Ah, you pronounce
it monmouth. Okay. Monmouth. Monmouth. He just has a little
saying here, I'll quote it up. From Bob, he says...
We used to have kingdoms that were ruled by kings.
Then we had empires that were ruled by emperors. Now
we live in countries. Took me a second. I like
that one. I think he's talking about the UK. Yes.
Okay. Correct. Correct. Thank you, Bob, and thank you to
these executive and associate executive producers. As always, it works
like this. You can donate any amount, any time you
want to know a gender. Only you can determine what
value is. If you're able to support us with $200
or more, not only do we guarantee to read your
note, but we also give you the elusive title of
associate executive. Thank you in both categories, associates and executive
producers, for your courage. The formula is this. We hit
people in the mouth. The rest of our list, $50
and above at the 100. $100 level. We have Baron
Lattiken from Houston, Texas. Thank you very much. John Fitzpatrick,
also $100 from Heber Springs, Arkansas. He says, did y'all
forget the 50 to 199 producers Sunday? What? Did I?
No, we almost had none. What is he talking about?
I don't know what he's talking about. Countess Knight, Edmonds
Washington, 100, and John Buell from Vista, California, also $100.
$90 from Goonie in the Boonies, Tennessee. Thank you, Goonie.
Jason Shepherd, Trinidad, Colorado, 80 and 76 cents. That's interesting.
Didn't quite make the boob donation, which is 8-0-0-8. And
Sir Fast Eddie of Alameda. The Island of Boobs came
in with that, and he had a peerage update. After
two years of boobs, I've become a baronet. I'd like
to retain the title of Sir Fast Eddie of Alameda,
the Island of Boobs. I'd like the F-35 guy played
after my title, and tacos at the round table. Well,
you're already a knight. We'll add the tacos. But I
don't know how that 35 guy fits in. I'll see
if I can find him. Actually, I probably can. Hold
on. Where's the... Where's the F-35 guy? uh the f-35
karma i think i can add for you Uh-huh. There
we go. I have 35 karma. You know what? Why
don't I play that for you now? You've got... Karma.
And the OG boob man, Kevin McLaughlin. He is the
Archduke of Luna, lover of America and boobs. He's in
Concord, North Carolina. 8008. Donation. God bless America and melons.
Teresa Andrews in Camarillo, California. 7533. Nico in Vlissingen in
the Netherlands, 57. Thank you very much. Bit of value
back to you from tipoftheday.net. I was Nico Sime. Thank
you, Nico. Dame Rita, Sparks, Nevada. She's there almost every
single show. 5533 ITM to you. Brian Furley, Parts Unknown,
Double Nickels on the Dine, $55.10. Sir John, Omaha, Nebraska.
Also, double nickels on the dime. 55 from your favorite
pool guy, Austin in Roseville, California. Andy J. Holly Springs,
North Carolina, 51 and 50 cents. He's donating on behalf
of his beautiful wife, Sarah. It's our 17th anniversary, and
I would like to give her the gift of dedouching.
Love you, baby! You've been de-douched. Sir Kubalpedia in Wesata,
Minnesota. $50.12. His eldest daughter begged him to donate for
her 12th birthday back on May 23rd. Don't tell her
I missed the donation day by a few. Love you,
Gwen. Sir Kubo-pedia. Better late than never. Daniel LaBoy, Bath,
Michigan, $50. Oh, we're hitting the 50s here. James Sharometta,
Napanoc, New York. Joe from Syracuse, New York. Long-time listener.
Hit my son in the mouth years ago. Now he's
a huge fan. So glad Adam has seen the light,
and I'm praying for John's health. God bless. Foster Birch,
New York, New York. Alex, Sir Alex Zavala from Kyle,
Texas, now has an important job there in Kyle, the
school district. Leslie Walker, Roseburg, Oregon. Eichi Kitagawa in San
Francisco rounds out our $50 donors. We don't mention anything
under $50 for reasons of anonymity. We see the $49.99.
and we thank you very much. Every single donation is
appreciated. All you have to do is go to noagendadonations.com.
You can determine all by yourself what you want the
donation to be because that is value for value. We
can't determine what value something is to you. Only you
can determine that. You can even set up a recurring
donation, any amount, any frequency. See noagendadonations.com. Hey! At least
we have two today. It's been kind of sparse on
the birthday list. Sir Koobalpedia, happy birthday to his daughter
Gwen. She turned 12 years old on the 23rd. Happy
birthday. And Henry Mackey. Oh, Henry! He celebrates on June
1st. So happy birthday in advance and happy birthday from
everybody here at the best podcast in the universe. Changes
♪ DJ ♪ And there he is, Sir Fast Eddie
of Alameda, the island of boobs. He has continued to
donate his boobs off and he becomes a baronet today
and we say thank you very much and congratulations, sir.
Welcome to another step on your peerage ladder. Behold Right
now. We have special night rings. Red Heart pins for
Sir Lauren, Carl Nagel, Catty Bones. Congratulations to all of
you. You are now official knights and dames of the
Order of the Hearts. ♪ This ♪ We got, well,
we have a knight to bring up. Well, actually, a
knight and a dame. So there's the blade. If you
can grab yours, John, then we can get this. Yeah,
here you go. Get that party going. That's right, catty
bones. Hop on up here, girl. And Carl Nagel, both
of you, have Report of the No Agenda show in
the amount of $1,000 or more, and that means you
join the very exclusive club of No Agenda nights and
days. What about Walker? I don't, what, uh, I don't,
where's Walker? Well, Walker became an order of the heart.
Yeah, so did Carl and Caddy. Well, I'm just looking
at what I was given. It doesn't have it, because
on mine it has two knights. Well, uh, so walk-
Okay, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, stop. You didn't get the
same note I got? I guess not. Let me double
check. Wow, that's unusual. Let me double check. Hold on
a second. Oh, you don't have the note up. Well,
no, because I put it in. Oh, okay. That's right.
You have the robots. do all the work. No, I
put it in, no, I hand-paste, copy-paste. And, oh, she
sent, oh, tricky dicky. She sent two. Notes to me.
And the first one. Didn't have Walker there. That's odd.
Hold on a second. I put Walker. All right. There
we go everybody! I'll edit that out, no one will
ever notice the difference. Never, no one will ever notice.
No one ever notices. Ah, they call me the blade
for nothing. Yes! Hop on up here. Carl Nagel, Walker,
Osler, and Catty Bones. There we go. I'm very proud.
as Dame Cady Bones, Sir Crazy Carl of the Great
Carolina Pine Forest, and Sir Zeppelin of the Snake River
Plain. Suburban, sparkling cider, Nesquik, ginger oil, and gerbils, breast
milk, and pavlo. And of course, we have the mutton
and the meat. The three of you, enjoy yourselves here
at the round table. It's a good group. It's a
fun group to be with. And why don't you grab
your phone, go to noagendaring.com, and select the wonderful ring
that we have. for you, Knight and Dame Ring. And
when you get that, after you tell us the address
and your ring size, there's a ring sizing guide on
the website. It will be accompanied by a certificate of
authenticity and, of course, a couple of sticks of wax.
Because they're Signet rings, you can use it for your
official correspondence. It looks great. It's a conversation starter. every
single party. Thank you very much. And welcome once again
to the roundtable, our brand new dame and brand new
knights. No agenda! The meetups is where you get the
connection that always brings you protection. The people you meet
at the meetups will be your... first responders in any
emergency. Today there is a meetup in Raleigh, North Carolina.
It is the Northern Wake June Fun Times meetup. Kicks
off at 6 o'clock in Saints and Scholars on Saturday.
The first Ukrainian clogs on the ground meetup. This will
be at 6 o'clock at the Fat Moose and this
is in Bilats. "Cerkva Kyiv Oblast, Ukraine" I suggest you
get there before Vladimir Putin obliterates the entire country. So,
and please, please, I don't care if it's just one
person, send us a meter per port from Ukraine. We
desperately want to hear how many people showed up, want
to hear that you had fun and get. your server
on that recording as well. Coming up this month, Boise,
Idaho on the 13th, Franklin, Tennessee also on the 13th,
Indianapolis, Indiana on the 14th, Charlotte, North Carolina the 18th,
Rotterdam, the Netherlands on the 26th, Fort Wayne, Indiana 27th,
the 28th is Longview, Texas. And then we go into
July and wow, we have August, September. October. This stuff
is filling up. You can find all of them at
noagendameetups.com. This is where you can just enter in your
zip code or country, wherever you live, and you will
find out where the closest meetup is taking place. But
you can also start one. It's very simple. All you
do is just say, hey, I'm doing a meetup. and
you select the place, you fill out the information, it
gets put up on the website. Thank you, Sir Daniel.
Thank you, Mimi, for always managing that. And get that.
Meetup going. They're fun. guarantee it. Noagendameetups.com. Always fun, always
a party. We still have John's tip of the day
coming up along with our end of show mixes. first
it's time for some isos i have four today i'm
loaded for bear i'm ready to go you want to
hear all my all my four because you've got oh
you have the the celebrity ones i see which are
holdovers from the last show. I don't think you can
beat mine today. I've got a lot of really good
ones. Well, I can hold these over one other show.
Well, here we go. Let's listen to number one. Excellent
job. Okay. Yeah. No, I enjoy that. I think it's
great. Come on, come on. They're getting better. We got
way too many eggs. Subtle, subtle. And I think this
one, actually. This production utterly blew me away. A little
bit of Heather from the Dark Horse pod. Any of
those you like or do you think yours are better?
I didn't like any of them, except the eggs one,
maybe. Maybe. Well, let's try mine. Let's start with Joe
Biden. All right. If I was still president, no agenda
would be required listening. That's pretty good, man. That's pretty
good. Can Obama top it? Let's find out. Wow, I
wish I knew about the No Agenda podcast back in
the day. Wow, the back in the day is almost
perfect. It's hard. You shouldn't have done these two in
one go. You should have thrown in like a loser.
And you could have had two winners. If I was
still president, no agenda would be required listening. Wow. I
wish I knew about the No Agenda podcast back in
the day. Which one do you prefer? Because they're both
dynamite. I think the Obama one is a little better.
Really? Because I kind of like... I like them both.
I agree with you. They're both... Why don't you run
them back to back? No, that's lame. I'm just saying.
It's a suggestion. Well, pick one. I want to pick
Biden. Okay, Biden wins. Because, you know, Biden will be
dead soon and we'll still have Obama. Right. It'll be
better. All right, everybody, stand by. It's time for John's
tip of the day. JCB Sometimes. my office in anticipation
of having to take a picture of it for the
newsletter. I ran into a product I forgot about. This
is something the Eastern Europeans use a lot of. There
used to be an era when we used to use
iodine for cuts and bruises and gashes. And then we
moved to mercurochrome, which was poisoning the public because it's
mercury-based. Uh, when I was a kid, my mom, you
gotta put some mercurochrome on it. Mercurochrome. I think I
probably... If anybody should have mercury poisoning, it's me. Use
mercurochrome. I have fillings with a lot of mercury in
them because that's what they used to do it. Yeah.
And also, I used to play with mercury and turn
pennies into dimes. As a kid, you just played with
mercury? Yeah. Yeah, you'd rub it on a penny, it'd
go right into the penny. And how did you get
a hold of this? And how can you still be
alive, is the question, really. I think it must be
bogus. Mm-hmm. So. The thing they used instead of methylate,
methylate would take over. And now it's either Neosporin or...
Yeah, Neosporin is what I use. Bactine, I think, first
came in, and then Neosporin. So what they use in
Eastern Europe, commonly, and a good friend of mine who
was visiting there says, yeah, you go in with your...
get a cut, a big gash on you. And they
said, just put some of the green stuff on it.
Just use the green stuff. The green stuff. you And
that was the green stuff? The green stuff is a
product. You can get it on Amazon. You can get
it all over the place. It's ca- and it's a
dye, it's a dye. called Brilliant Green. You should Wikipedia
it. You can ask about it. It kills all gram-positive
bacteria and funguses. Wow. It has a drawback. I have
used it. I wonder what the drawback is. The drawback
is it's a green dye. It takes about a month
for it to go away. Created by Dana Burnetti. There
you go. noagendafun.com, tipsoftheday.net. Go get some green stuff. Yeah,
Brilliant Green is the name of it. Brilliant Green. Oh,
man. And don't play with mercury, kids. This is not
a good idea. No, don't. Do yourself a favor. Don't
play with mercury. End of show mixes. We have some
just... Baker, some MVP, and Oisteen Berge with an original
tune, which he played and recorded himself. It's dynamite. Wow.
Yeah, he did. Next up on your Noah Jenner stream,
that Larry show. Oh, this is episode 500. It's a
big one for Larry. And he'll be ran. America's biggest
threat. And we will return to your airwaves, your earbuds,
your speakers, your car system on Sunday for another edition
of your biweekly media deconstruction on the No Agenda Show.
Until then, coming to you from the heart of the
Texas Hill Country, where, man, the Super El Nino is
turning us into the new Napa Valley. In the morning,
everybody, I'm Adam Curry. And from Refinery Row, where the
No Agenda Podcast Instagram account is now an official Amazon
info. Fluencer, I'm John C. Navarro. We'll see you on
Sunday. Remember us at noagendadonations.com. Until then, adios, mofos, or
hooey, hooey, and such. Over Syria, green lights in the
sky. Trump saying, very interesting. While the normies asking why.
Spielberg got the disclosure day dropping June the 12th. Looking
friendly, but we know it's narrative. We'll see you next
time. Getting bold pigeons now is weather. Typical crowd. No
agenda. Family stay sharp. I've never fought for the script.
We see the synergy baby. It's a full on disclosure
trip. UAP's in the files. Spielberg on the screen. Full
disclosure coming. Or is it ♪ This value for value
keeping ♪ Don't let the aliens down. On this farm
he had some servers, A-I-A-I-O ♪ CPUs, CPUs, cables everywhere,
oh, Mackey Lom ♪ you this far some ♪ Ay
ay ay ay oh ♪ Here I grok, here I
veyra Bye. ♪ Go by the computer globe ♪ Watching
prompted art start to show. Just longing for that cool,
clear day. Data, data, cool, clear data. We're the problem.
I shaped the scene just right. But each iteration shifts
all the magic that I left and screws up what
was tied. I'm just longing for that cool, clear day.
♪ Data, data ♪ data. Keep on prompting. and friction
♪ Brings frustration that the R-Generator's headed for slaughter, Lord
I'm tired ♪ changes The strangeness, I'm just longing Data.
day Be a d- Don't aim- Most people know us
from our podcast. The No Agenda Show. We are more
than just podcasters. No agenda is a community of people
working together. provide completely independent deconstruction of the mainstream media,
governments, and political campaigns in the United States and around
the world. We explain what we do in our mission
statement. Listening to the show is... forever will be free
thanks to the time, talent, and treasure provided by our
producers who support and interact with our show. The question
is simple. How much value do you get out of
this show? If it's a lot, consider giving some value
back with it. With a donation, Even if you can't
donate to the show, there are tons of other ways
to contribute to the show through our value for value
model. In addition to our podcast, you can also listen
to the No Agenda stream at getmojams.com. 24-7 audio broadcast
filled with quality content for listeners from the No Agenda
community. or subscribe. our newsletter. MoFo Dvorak.org/NA No agenda would
be required listening.