That's our slogan for today, John. Eventually, everyone gets
everyone gets tased Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. Thursday,
October 11 2012. Time picket no nation media assassination
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I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where I'm opening a new red
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You telling me that people in Berkeley blow their nose into
their sleeve?
Yes. What they do know. Yeah, especially the Berkeley City
Council.
That's an expression I'm not familiar with, obviously. But
Berkeley City Council blowing your nose on your sleeve. We
know that ever since I stopped smoking, which and we're now we
are now into I don't know, week six. I don't have a drippy nose
anymore. I might have to blow my nose once in the morning. Just
to just clear the morning. Yeah, only in the morning.
In the morning, do you Adam curry in the morning all ships
and sea boots on the ground. feet in the air and subs in the
water and all the nights out there. I want to wish
ya in the morning to you to John C. Dvorak and everybody else
who's tuning in live to the best podcast in the universe. Oh,
thank you so much. Love Ms. McKee. Always. You don't have
you don't have to you don't have to do the whole bowing thing.
No, that's that's a little much. I kind of like it though. Could
you wear a skirt next time inside of himself? Thanks.
Hello. Yes, hello to all the human resources in the chat
room. You know what you can do with yourself. Good to see all
up and ready to go. My name is Adam. He's John. We are citizens
of Gitmo nation. And we're just as effed as the rest of you.
Hey, now.
So I got a new red book. And I want to tell you that I got a
little anecdote here. So the rep read books people want, you
know, they got them on my third year, but this will be my last
one of this model. And unless I can get a hold of memjet, it
turns out these red books were given away to trade show. Oh,
and I grabbed three of them.
And that was and that's it, and we've already filled one or two,
two. Wow is the third one and what am jet men man? Ma'am, she
had to come down look at they had a little fliers trapped
around his book 3000 patents. memjet is transforming color
printing. You have to see it to believe it. I don't know if they
have any more of these books at memjet. They got
a video on their site. Now let's take a look at what they got on
their video. memjet printing technology.
It's hard to believe that printer technology hasn't
changed in 20 years.
Yeah. Have you seen a 3d printer recently? No evolution? No
breakthroughs? No. Eureka moment? Oh, it's time for a
change. Oh,
introducing printers powered by Mindjet patented waterfall
technology. The paper moves under the printhead. And
Wow. Alright, so that's
the Podesta paper move under all the printhead covered
in ink from edge to edge. One Pass? Yeah, what this is real
time printing you're seeing
it's kind of cool. It looks like like a newspaper that's rolling
through the it doesn't stop it just goes in one go. So
it just dropped crap on I look into this. Yeah, you should.
Alright, so memjet, I guess they don't make the Red Book anymore.
I don't know where they where they got them. I mean, they
obviously had a gym boss on the outside the book it says memjet
Think fast. But I suspect they were bought as a premium. Just
just a premium. Wait a minute, if you go to no agenda
nation.com they have read books there for sale, I should get
some of those you should get. Maybe you'll get a discount. If
you ask Eric nicely. Yeah. Did you want to put it there for
about three months? We're going to put something into the red
book, or did you have something? I start
off by putting the date? Yes. And then I take notes during the
show. And and write down any predictions that either one of
us make.
And how have we done on our previous two books?
We've probably were I've noticed that what we do, which I think
is a drawback is we are like, what's it called front running?
We're front running the news by about a month. Yeah, I agree. I
agree. And then about a month later that news that we reported
a month earlier starts to crop up in the mainstream media. And
so we probably shouldn't be more redundant. It kind of re
mentioned once in a while, but we've talked about it
for Well, let's do just that. So it was in fact a exactly a month
ago on September 11. I believe it was the day after September
11 When we had a program, a broadcast and we said hey, that
Muslim video thing is bull crap. That's not what this is about.
And have you noticed as we as everyone has shifted from, it
was outrage and anger over a very bad A piece of film with
very bad actors. And that would be, particularly our US
president and the administration were swearing. That's what it
was about, as they have moved to. Well, yeah, of course, this
was a terrorist terrorist attack. Have you noticed that
around the world, no one is protesting the video anymore.
Magic. So we, we shouldn't bring you back to say the mainstream
media is so complicit that they either went, Oh, yeah, we got to
like, get some shots of people and roll some B roll and say
there's protests everywhere. I mean, you have to do a protest,
all around the world. They're gone all of a sudden, or we had
the technical experts of the State Department, handing out
signs and riling people up. And you know, and of course, you
still have a crop shot where you have like, three, you know, 30
people, it looks like 3000, but it is all one big psychological
operation against you. And please, please remember that
this was the the end was nigh. Everyone Oh, the Muslims are
angry about the video. Now it's just all over.
I've said, you know, I still haven't even seen the video and
I don't think very few people have now
we played bits of the audio even which no one else has done. No
one has seen and we played the audio where you just like, you
know, hey, was Mohammed a homosexual? Yes. I think that
Mohammed was a pedophile. Yeah. So I have here a very nice piece
of video, which is it's a montage, but I think the audio
speaks for itself, that I found I didn't put this together. But
I liked it so much. I want to play this. This is the timeline,
starting from the moment that this horrific video caused the
death of four American citizens all the way to current day where
well this is a terrorist attack. So why don't we listen to this,
so we can recall how we were of course right on the money one
month ago as usual, as
usual, and the anniversary of the 911 attacks, Americans
American symbols and two Arab countries tonight are under
attack by radical Islamist forces. And someone at the
American Consulate in Benghazi is dead unclear
now we're not aware of any actionable intelligence
indicating that an attack on the US mission in Benghazi was
planned or imminent. This is not a case of protests directed at
the United States, it began spontaneously
we've seen rage and violence directed at American embassies
sparked by this hateful video over an awful internet video
that we had nothing to do with protests that arose because the
outrage over the video this video is disgusting, disgusting
and reprehensible. Where there is an offensive video or
cartoon.
There was a hateful video. This is in response to a video that
is offensive. You don't really believe that, Chris? Absolutely.
I believe that because in fact, it's the case
they weren't there to demonstrate about some obscure
film, as Leon Panetta said it was obviously a terrorist attack
that the government they're saying that they had warned the
United States about the situation in Benghazi and that
it was deteriorating days before the attack. There were warnings
about insufficient security. Benghazi, Chris Stevens was the
first US Ambassador killed in more than 30 years and in
the months before his death, he talked about being worried about
the neverending security threats. I don't know how you
argue we weren't caught flat footed specifically about the
rise in Islamic extremism and growing up higher presence. It
leads to question Does it make any sense to you the level of or
the small level of security he apparently had with him the
White House story crumbling? I would say yes. They were killed
in the course of a terrorist attack.
Hillary Clinton admitted that al Qaeda was involved wasn't just a
mob action. He said, it is self evident that what happened in
Benghazi was a terrorist attack. What happened in Benghazi was a
terrorist attack. US officials knew within 24 hours that this
was an organized al Qaeda attack, which said the US
government knew about al Qaeda involvement within 24 hours of
the attack
in the intelligence community. There are those who within the
21st 24 hours, were saying this was a terrorist attack. I didn't
Ambassador Rice, give the American people bad information.
There is more proof that this was all part of an elaborate
cover up by the administration. It's either gross incompetence
and negligence or in fact, they are lying
as a big investment in the narrative that not only is Osama
dead that al Qaeda, and some of these militias are affiliated
with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda is very much alive
here that al Qaeda is alive and well in Latin dead.
Al Qaeda was pretty certain and continue to be pretty pretty
certain that they're gonna be bumps in the road.
To catch the meme in the air when they went there to
president's trying to stick with the narrative that Osama bin
Laden is dead dead Yeah, Dad If he's not,
well, who knows?
Maybe what is the message there? So that we'll put together a
good day where you were just you stole that from some No, I
said, I told you at the Heritage Foundation, of course, the total
money
and all that. All
right? Of course, hey, well, where
were they a month ago?
Oh, yeah. No, of course, they were nowhere now. But here's
what's interesting. Yesterday. There was a almost five hour
hearing on the hill. It was Did you
watch it? I watched part of it, I says, And then what's our
favorite Shabbat habits.
So I have I have a clip from each. So really, the ice is
opening, set the stage for the whole thing. And it's only like
30 seconds. And the you know, exactly. The whole thing is
bullcrap. And he actually, T said he's such a shill. I mean,
they're all a holes, all of them, contrary to early
assertions by the administration. Let's
understand, there was no protest. And cameras reveal that
and the State Department, the FBI and others have that video.
So okay, so they actually have video showing that it was not a
protest, but they have a video of the attackers. And so this is
this is the opening the first 30 seconds of this, of this
hearing. So you know, that just gonna be a bunch of back and
forth tit for tat. Speaking a video, the one in California,
made by an individual and out there for a period of time also,
clearly had no direct effect on this attack. In fact, it was
September 11, the 11th anniversary of the greatest
terrorist attack, it's the this is where he's like, Oh, really,
now you're gonna you're gonna pull this you a whole US
history. In the New York, Pennsylvania, the Pentagon, it
was that anniversary that caused an organization aligned with al
Qaeda to attack and kill our personnel. So he's telling us
the outcome of what the five hours is going to be. He says,
By the way, what was your there was an organization allied with
the okay, what's the name of these guys? CIA was the name is
organization think
the organization's name is CIA? That's what they're called. And
we'll go
back to our original premise which which is what we've
considered a possibility, which was the October surprise being
the kidnapping, yes. scenario that backfired and blew up in
their face. And that's why if you remember the dead one month
ago, the early shots of Hillary looking so steamed, I mean, I've
never she looks like she was chewing nails.
So, interestingly enough, our buddy Chaffetz, this, there was
only one thing I find interesting throughout the
entire, the entire hearing, and there was a lot of, you know, we
were asking for security. We didn't get security state
department bed. It was just all back and forth. And of course,
the Republicans there were doing the usual Why did the
administration lie? They're like, Okay, we got it. But
something but
you gotta listen to Rush Limbaugh there.
We know. They're all liars. Come on, it's like Da. But you know,
we're all they're all covering up something but something
happened when a woman from the State Department who, who looked
a bit like Christy Romer, by the way, and she had the same, you
know, mannerisms and way of talking, which is just, it's
excruciating to sit through that. Yeah. But of course, you
don't have to see. So she has an easel. And she has aerial shots
of the compound. And then she switches to another aerial shot.
And then Chaffetz just freaks out
and on the street outside the compound, but we're able to make
their way to the
point of order the general idea of suspend general status point
of order.
Mr. Chairman, I'm concerned that we're getting into classified
issues that deal with sources and methods that would be
totally inappropriate and open forums such as this.
Like, everyone's like, what, what's your problem? The
gentlelady Miss lamb. Mr. Kennedy, are your intent to
declassify any or all material in Miss lambs statement?
Mr. Chairman, shape it's the information that we are
presenting today in open session is entirely unclassified.
Mr. Chairman, I totally object to the use of that photo
this is like wow, this is interesting. What is it on that
and you can't see what it is. It just looks like like a Google a
Google Earth shot of I don't know like just um yeah, I'm area
and like, what is the gentleman status reason?
I believe it to be classified and information that goes to
sources and methods and should not had to be disseminated in a
public manner such as state is doing here today. Mr. Chairman,
Ranking Member, I'm just I was just wondering, these are those
that aihole People from the State Department, they
apparently have clearance to show this information. What's
his name again?
guy, what's his name? It shouldn't be anger. I assume
they wouldn't come here unless it was cleared. So I've just
he's just a stooge
for anybody,
anybody, anyone who will pay and I appreciate the gentleman's
comments. Ambassador, it's your statement that these either are
now declassified, or you are declassifying them at this
hearing, is that correct? In other words, is this clear is
this cleared through your channels to be given here today?
This This information is available SIR for public
dissemination? Yes, sir. Okay, Google is that the gentleman?
Point of order, although noted, but but shave which is pissed,
and I think I know why. But let's just listen to his
fun. MIDI is this again? Oh, is
this the homeland secure? No.
I can was that committee on crime, terrorism and Homeland
Security. Seamus is on that he's on five or six. He's on the
committee, the budget, the Judiciary Subcommittee on crime
terrorism Subcommittee on intellectual property, federal
workers, National Security, Homeland Defense, and foreign
operations, where he's chairman, he's not chairman of this one
note. I know Eisah is. So there's got to be crime,
terrorism and Homeland Security. I'm guessing I have
it here in the in the show notes. You just give me a
second. It's because I have to look at it on C span. What let's
listen to Schaffer. It's an all I'll look it up now to exactly
what committee this is. It is the prerogative of the executive
branch to determine what is not classified. The one thing I
would note, my April staff has compared last night's press
conference, and the opening statement and Miss Lam and it
appears as though her opening statement should have been given
to us last night. She's the one given to the press. Will Mr.
Chairman reset here comes Yes. The
gentleman will make one more comment. I was told
specifically. While I was in Libya, I could not and should
not ever talk about what you're showing here today. So I think
first of all, is the house call I get a House committee have
Oversight and Government Reform. That's what it was. So what So
what do you think when you hear him say that?
Well, the second one was just looking at the who's on it.
COMMITTEE MEMBER? Yeah, this is it because ice is the chairman
of that. Yeah. And the guy you're talking about? It's
either Elijah Cummings, the Maryland
Elijah Cummings. Yes. The Maryland EDI.
I think he's irked and bringing I just my theory, no, you're
gonna tell me what you think? Because I'm sure you probably
you wouldn't, you picked it for a reason. But I'm guessing that
Seamus was reprimanded for discussing or having anything to
do with one of these sumps something similar a photo or
something where he was discussing something with
someone in the State Department. And then they jumped all over
him and said, you can never talk about that ever. And they're
there for the rest of your life even mentioned that we have a
building here or something like that. And all he's doing now is
making a big fuss to draw attention to the fact that these
guys are are a holes, that would be my off the cuff guests.
So I am listening to there's there's more of what he says
later on, which I didn't clip which isn't all that
interesting. Now he was in Libya, and he was told
specifically, first rule about this. You could never ever talk
about this, because it's the weapons depot. John.
All right. Well, the weapons discussed this on the show. Yes,
it's the way that that that's why they went there is to get
some of the weapons to recover some of the weapons. It's the
big it's this was blowing CIA's cover on weapons depot, which
was the whole reason why this thing has been covered up
because these are the weapons as far as I'm concerned. These are
the weapons that we put in there to help these so called Liberty
free weapons
library. You can check out weapons but you gotta check back
here. Yeah,
you got it. Exactly. But the reason why is because they need
to be checked over to Syria, you see, because they got people
over there who want to borrow him. And this is literally just
a fast and furious to what is going on just with bigger,
bigger guns. Yeah. So if something funny happens at the
you know how I love watching the, the White House and the and
the SEC, the State Department press conferences. So Jake
Tapper, who he's, he's with ABC isn't the Jake Tapper.
I believe he might be Yeah, he's, he's off the reservation.
I know it was pretty funny. He was maybe I don't know. So
here's he's now just make sure what network he's with. Yeah,
ABC News, Washington course. So here
he is that nailing spokes whole Kearney about this whole
kerfuffle, President Obama shortly after The attack told 60
minutes that regarding Mitt Romney's response to the
attacks, specifically in Egypt, the President said that Romney
has a tendency to shoot first and aim later, given the fact
that so much was made out of the video that apparently had
absolutely nothing to do with the attack on Benghazi, if there
wasn't even a protest outside of Benghazi post, didn't President
Obama shoot first and aim later? So this is a very good point.
This is a great, great point. And this is the definition of a
great question. Now listen to Kearney, you can hear it is very
interesting. You don't even have to see the video to hear what's
going on. He's, he's going to try and get in there. And then
he he's all of a sudden he has to read the legal statement from
his pad, which he then reads very quickly. It's it's almost
like a disclaimer on on a drug ad or a car AD AD, actually.
First of all, Jake, I think your assessment about what we know
now is not complete. But I would simply say that the some I'm
just talking about with the State Department, so yesterday,
but there is no question that in the region, including in Cairo,
there were demonstrations. Reacting to the here comes the
least of that video. And I will leave it to those who are
testifying on the Hill to talk about as they are yesterday. No,
there was no protest, that that's not what you said, there.
I'm talking about Benghazi. Right. I'm not disputing that
there was a protest. But what we said at the time is our
intelligence community assessed that the attack began
spontaneously following protests earlier that day at our embassy
in Cairo.
It's like, it's like, that's the line, you got to read it exactly
like that. Otherwise, you could get into trouble with the law.
And then the best. And I think, you know, CNN, there's, there's
something going on with CNN and all of this, because, you know,
they claim to have found a notebook, belonging, we talked
about this belonging to the ambassador, which this was only
discussed briefly. There were a couple of pages in it. And in
this notebook, apparently, the Ambassador Stevens had written
Hey, you know, I'm, I'm on the hit list. You know, we we need
more security, they're out to get me, that's a I'm
paraphrasing, because we don't really I've never really seen
it. CNN only claims to have it, and that they wanted to give it
back to Stephens family. So they are now in there's something
going on between CNN and the administration, because last
night, and I just caught this on the off chance on a repeat of
Anderson Cooper's program. He had on the mother of the vile
rat. Remember the guy who was in the in the, in the Eve, chat
room of the the game? He was playing the game when when the
the guy was playing the game when when all hell broke loose?
And his name is vile rat. And she is the name of course. Well,
yes. And she is pissed. And she and what she said about our
administration individually about the members, which to me
was mind boggling.
And I still don't know. In fact, today, I just heard something
more that that he died of smoke inhalation. So you don't I don't
know that. That's true or not. No, I don't. I don't know where
I look at TV. And I see bloody handprints on walls, thinking,
My God is that my son's? I don't know if he was shot? I don't
know. I don't know. They haven't told me anything. They're still
studying it. And the things that they are telling me are just out
right lies that Susan Rice, the what she talked to me
personally, and she said, she says this is the way it was it
was it was because of this film that came out.
So she had she told you personally that she thought it
was a result of that video, the protests.
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. In fact, all of them did. All of
them did. Leon Panetta actually took my face in his hands like
this. And he says, Trust me, I will tell you what happened. And
so far, he's told me nothing. Nothing at all. And I want to
know, it's important for you to know all the details, no matter
how hard yeah, no matter how tough they are to hear. Exactly.
I told him if it's such a secret thing, fine. Take me in another
room. whisper in my ear would happen so that I know. And we'll
go from there. But no, no, they take care of you. They treat me
like at first I was so proud. Because they were treating me so
nice. When I went to that reception. They all came up to
me and talk to me. Everything, I cried on Obama's shoulder. And
he then he kind of looked off into the distance. So, though
that was worthless to me.
I'm like, wow, wow Clip of the Day.
Thank you. Thank you. I've kind of your day. And I gotta give
props to Anderson Cooper for pulling that out of her.
Wow. And that is that makes Anderson Cooper worth watching
once in a while. But you're right. This is somebody that
would normally never play. There's some things up between
CNN and the administration, the office, he got cut out of some
meeting. I have,
yeah. Oh, no, there's a huge route. I know there's a route
going on. But for them to stay on it like this is so
uncharacteristic of CNN, but just the image of Leon Panetta
taking this poor woman's face in his hands and going, trust me,
like, wow,
and you're crying on Obama's thing and him rolling his
eyes. Basically? How evil how evil are these people? Right?
Yeah. So anyway, what they are, I'm very happy that we can we
can bring this all together for you here on the best podcast in
the universe. We are just chitons like you. Except twice a
week. We got to bed and we assassinate the media.
Well, that was good. Yeah, Max. Yeah. Well, we know the whole
thing is a scam of some sort. Yeah, just everyone everybody's
gonna tell it. I mean, it would be. I don't know why they just
can't say what happened. And
well, I think I think it would look kind of bad. If it turned
out that you know, we were moving weapons and this for our
proxy war with Russia, which is now being fought in Syria.
That's not good.
Yeah. And, you know, we're having to
come up with a better cover story.
Well, no, but this was a screw up. But look, you and I both
know this now that it was a screw up. They weren't. They
weren't prepared. In fact, I
realize that but I'm saying after the screw up. Well, I
want to know who came up with a dumb story. I still think it's
corny.
I think he idiotic story about the movie about the movie. He's
the kind of guy he used to be the guy who's sort of defending
it the most. Exactly. Exactly. He would be the media guy. I
guess an editor and editor of Time Magazine. Yeah. And which
just tells you everything you need to know right there. And he
would he I could see him dreaming something like this up
and No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, here's what I see. I see. He's got he's
had he's had this on the back burner for a while. He's, you
know, he's like, Well, the movie
has been around for a year, I think we already document I
actually would like to take that documentation and turn into a
clip show. You documented that movies, change of names, and all
the bullcrap that went through it, because it's obviously a
phony movie, promoted by one of the agencies. The intelligence
agencies
didn't use you. The movie with the name was changed. Joe, you
read through all the documentation? Right. And they
finally came up with this one, and they read rejiggered and
phony baloney. overdubbing Yeah. And, and so they had it Yeah, it
was in abeyance was sitting there waiting to be used when
needed.
And he's the kind of guy he's like a boy scout, you know,
like, I'm prepared. And then he's like, Oh, well, I got some
boss. I got some boss. And the reason why Hillary's like a
puppy dog. And Hillary's like, oh my god, I can't believe they
use that what an eight. Oh, no. So she's really angry that they
use that of all the things they had to use that one because you
know who was at home going like, oh, no, he didn't. Oh, no, he
didn't blame it on the Muslims. That's what's going on there.
I think there's no that element is a possibility.
Let's thank our producers for this very special show John and
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and 16 seconds. It will be
your time I guess because not my time No, my do if we're doing
the short 115 and 16 seconds. I'm thinking my life
now. It'd be one long it'd be 114 and 15 seconds it will be
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Can you stop me talk about do you hear me now? Yeah, I can
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No, no, I can't. Yeah, that's it. You can go join the chat
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straight from the like it was Chinese
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I've tasted it.
Well, I assume it might be now here's the thing that I wanted
to mention, which I thought was and I wish I could get a hold of
this writer because I thought this was the daily cow once had
a female writer who went and did a taste test of all the dog
foods pure and she did a rate rating. It was like just like,
you know, like PC Magazine looking at all the printers. So
she had all these dogs and the cat foods and kibble kibble in
bits. And so she went through the whole thing until it said
which is the best ones and all the rest I just thought that was
very creepy. Anyway,
I have I have cooked dog food before I've tried it and I can't
remember what the reason was. But it's not bad. It's not bad.
Kids love it.
What suggestion though stay away from the higher end cat foods as
they often cost more than some brands of human rated food in
the past I would by the way horse meat is also quite good at
that. In the past I would just buy it from you know horse meat
provider in the past I would have in fact in France they eat
it all the time. In the past I would often fast forward over
some of the Adams more esoteric theories but have since
concluded that the entertainment value usually outweighs the
absurdity and no longer use my skip but Oh, okay. Seriously
though, keep up the good work disconnected my TV about the
time of the first Gulf War and stop listening to the radio more
than five years ago.
When did the golfing wars like the Gulf and Gulf War
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that's right citizens.
I was looking at the members of this committee that they were a
clip from Yeah, I mean, this is the worst what committee there
is for the I mean, the dammit this has got cousine it she was
always
you know, John, I'm gonna make trouble. Let's get that. Let's
reconnect for a second. Okay. You keep cutting down. It's just
it's just not Yeah, you're all right. All right. Okay.
Hit it. Hit it.
We hit it. I hit it. I can I can hang up on you. There we go. Is
he calling me back? Or should I call him back? There we go.
Yeah, hopefully it's not your router.
That seems unlikely because it's always how do I show now?
Yeah, a little worse, but it'll it'll pick up.
So anyways, got Elijah Cummings at idiot. With the egghead.
Yeah, and Eleanor Holmes Norton.
Oh my buddy. Yeah. The blowhard Yes. Egghead and blowhard. It's
a kind of bohart in the morning, everybody.
Anyway, onward. What else we got? Well, we
there's there's tons of stuff.
Let me get a couple things out of the way. Yeah,
go ahead. Go for it. I've been dominating You're right. You're
so submissive today.
Let's see here. Well, you had the clip of the day already. I
got nothing here.
Yeah, well yeah, you have a low chance and you only got 10 clips
that's your ratio was trying to
get to the you know, the ideal number of clips is six. No, it's
not. Yeah, because everyone I have more than 10 it's always
well, did you watch a clip on CNN? Where's it I don't see it.
Oh, CNN. CNN.
How about if you could spell a come on and you know
this is not a gigantic gap okay with your just says P and S
nights you and your ministry meet PBS.
See, this is my point. Great. typing away from a great PNS
clip. Okay,
okay, wait, wait, but I want to set this is the announcement for
the the I want you to see if you got to catch the gaff. Okay,
this is the announcement in Sweden for the for the Americans
who won the Nobel Prize for I think chemistry
Bell assembly at Karolinska Institute today decided to award
the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 2012 jointly to John B
Gurdon. And Shinya Yamanaka
the two scientists are from two different generations and
celebrated today's announcement half a world
apart.
Did you say denouncement?
Exactly? No, I played it over and over again with other people
listening and he says
now give us the definition of denouncement.
That means you know you're denounced somebody you tell them
that they're they're no good and they should be banned from the
community. I denounce you. That's funny. That's funny.
denouncement doesn't sound anything like an announcement
No. I said you announcement me
roll it back let's just make sure that people can listen to
that themselves and make sure our from two different
generations and celebrated today's announcement half a
world apart denouncement
not even close.
These guys are just reading John you know and sometimes
some some intern just make
mistake put it on the prompter. Hey, watch this. No, I
think they just did it because they didn't know that there's
denouncement and what happened? There was a denouncement. Okay.
Put it on here denouncement.
Hey, remember I when I was in DC, I saw I'm sorry. I'm reading
something weird. I noticed the Homeland Security Police truck.
And I was questioning what that was?
Yeah, they're all over the place. There's a bunch of them
around here. Yeah.
Okay. But you know what that is? Because someone snapped a shot
of one of them here in Austin. And it is actually the Federal
Protective Service. That is what these cars are. And they are a
component of, of course, the US Department of Homeland Security.
Their job is to protect federal property and federal buildings,
but they have all these really expanded powers. So if they see
you committing a crime, they can immediately arrest you without a
warrant. And yeah, but essentially, these guys, they're
not police officers. They're just hired through private
private companies. And then they're given a badge and they
and they get a you know, they get to put police on their car.
And they act and they always like with their siren. Yeah,
they love it. Grab some coffee, you bet.
9000 of them. There's 9000 of them. Yeah,
most of them a lot. We're not most of them. But a lot of them
are up in Washington State along the border as part of border
patrol, DHS Border Patrol, and they're up there doing their
jumping in there to get their stand the police bands and they
jump in and say you guys need any backup. Yeah,
exactly. Because they got nothing better to do. They're
sitting there, like protecting a building. Like how boring is
that? And then like, Hey, man, exactly. It's like, we've got
guys running away.
Police, Homeland Security, how can I help man? Get out of the
way slave citizen back up there out of their mind, but they do
have a lot of powers.
Yeah, they do. And they were one of the problems that we're
having this ended about a year ago. Luckily, nobody was killed.
But these guys were like up in the Pacific Northwest. And they
were whenever they went to any meetings, they would turn on
lights and siren and then go at 90 miles an hour on the roads
that are 55. And they're very, they're going to the meeting.
Yeah, they're just right, rushing around for no apparent
reason and passing people up. My Mimi says she almost got killed
a couple of times. And they couldn't remember that. Yeah,
remember, bone. They talked to the highway patrol of Washington
State. So we can't do anything because they have this, you
know, they can do whatever they want. We can't really do
anything. And they started moaning and groaning so much
that they had to go to Washington and talk to the
supervisors, I guess, or somebody and they finally sent a
memo out and told these guys to stop driving around like maniacs
I remember
we talked about this on the show years ago. This is this is how
my brain works. I actually remember that. So here, here's
their services. There I'm reading from the book of
knowledge. They are to provide a visible uniform presence in
major federal buildings. They respond to criminal incidents
and other emergencies. They install and monitor security
devices and systems. They investigate criminal incidents
they can conduct physical security surveys coordinate a
comprehensive program for occupants. emergency plans,
prevent formal crime, prevention and security awareness programs
enforced traffic laws on federal property only mind you provide
Police Emergency and special security services during
national special security events, whatever. Those are
natural disasters such as earthquakes, hurricanes, and
major civil disturbances as well as during manmade disasters such
as bomb explosions and riots. So I'm afraid of these guys. They
are John Wayne gung ho, crazies.
Yeah, and they got to some of the best gear. Oh,
they've got awesome gear straight from Janet.
Yeah, they get the big budget they get the big gear makes
everybody else look sick. Although they did the apparently
the DHS has also been bribing all the small communities they
must have done that with all Binney because now we have for
some reason out of the blue we have from having maybe five
which is one square mile town from having five police cars or
six to having like 12 outfit. It had beauties with huge battering
rams in the front all black big giant beams thing and this
little town looks like the SWAT. Team anyway, it's terrible.
Indeed, it is. Completely underreported. The really,
really, really underreported but this is a massive Shut up slave
moment. The US Supreme Court determined I guess it was
yesterday or the day before that, indeed all the
telecommunications companies who are performing warrantless
eavesdropping on United States citizens they can maintain their
immunity and no harm no foul. Nothing to see here. It's okay.
You guys did good. You did good by by spying on illegally spying
on United States citizens. Good job. Good job. And the Supreme
Court. Okay. This. Yeah, the Supreme Court. So I so I think
that this is just a they needed to have this when I guess for
the cybersecurity law, which is coming up. So that you know,
because of course, they're already spying on on on our
email and everything. This is nothing new, so that they can
now everyone's off, don't worry about it. We'll just do the
executive order. It's already been cleared. We already have
the jurisprudence. If anyone comes yammering about it before
we have the bill passed, where you're indemnified from
lawsuits, we can just say, here we go. We did the same with with
wiretapping. So you're good to go. That's the way I see it.
That's why that needed to to get this through the Supreme Court.
I don't have the exact voter who voted yea or nay. But
that was just the Supreme Court said we don't want to hear this.
So you guys are good to go already. I don't know that was
actually presented.
I don't know either. I'm, I mean, there's so little
reporting on it. How can you even find out what actually
happened other than Here you go. But no, no, doesn't care. No one
No one No one is reporting on that. No one. Oh, good news.
Good, good news. So we had Mark, void zero along with the DJ,
Dave Jones, and all of our cast of 1000s that jump in and they
figured out a way to at least get the the downloads the shows
to people uninterrupted. So if you're listening to this, it
worked. Despite this huge, unreported Apple snafu, this is
going to be so funny that you thought map gate was bad. There
are people who are coming up with 1000 1000s of dollars of
overages on their data plans because they took their spiffy
iPhone five or they upgraded to iOS six and went to Europe on
business or on vacation. People in Australia are freaking out. I
called my daughter. I said do not do not do not upgrade to iOS
six. She's like No, no, what's your what's up, tell your
friends immediately. These kids can't afford that. There's
something wrong with iOS six and the iPhone five, that any
application if you have the podcast app on it, then it's the
worst. But any application that's downloaded file is just
running out of control. And it's just downloading these files
over and over and over again. And and I listened to twit on
Sunday. There's no reporting no one is reporting on this. No
one's seen as not reporting on it. The New York Times no one no
one's reporting on this and it's on their forum. Now because it's
a holy apple. Ooh, so awesome. Blow me with your iPhone. When
you have it. We're paying for it too, by the way.
Yeah, no, I think so too. I mean, it's a lot of people are
missing some shows now. Yep. Not only
are people missing shows, but how about the bandwidth? You
know when there are people who no one show they wind up
loading, downloading 10 gigabytes of data. This is not a
joke. Jonathan's like, really, really bad. Well, anyway,
this should get resolved.
But it's okay for us. And I think we're gonna be okay now,
but it's just interesting how the press is just all about, you
know, Apple just can't do anything wrong. I guess you
know, Steve's not dead long enough yet to do that we have to
wait a little longer. What do you think the appropriate time
is? So we can start the way
they're going? If I'd say 10 years? Wow. Wow. Although if
they keep screwing up, which apparently may be the new theme,
I think as you start to see some nastiness over this mapping
deal. Show up.
But this is minor. I mean, the map thing is now this may be
related, I don't know. But they've got a they've got
something very, very broken. And, and it's costing people
real money. And they're, they're just now starting to find out
now that you know, they're getting text messages from
their, from their carrier saying, okay, you've already
sucked up all your data. And now every gigabyte cost 10 bucks.
People are taking the brand new, lovely iPhone, and they have to
turn data off as they go outside. How awesome is that?
Yeah, well, that iOS six apparently is a disaster. Yeah,
yes. Well, you know, all upgrades are tough. All software
sucks.
Somebody sent us a note saying they was having some trouble
with their Android downloads. Well,
you know, we were getting so killed with that we now have I
think, like a 20 terabyte line or some crazy pipe like that.
The problem is we're getting swamped. And so then you know,
then other people stuff would break now we've got round robin
DNS and all kinds of you guys are good. You got a great
community working hard on it. So it should be okay. If not, we'll
keep working. We didn't know I was getting a little
little. I think we have lost some listeners.
I'm sure we lost some listeners for sure. Hey, in the you
probably heard if you're not in the United Kingdom of Gitmo
nation East's then you probably heard about it on the show here
first about Jimmy Savile, the Jim will fix it guy. This is now
it's now everyone's coming out of the woodwork in in the UK,
about this pedo bear. And it's very interesting to watch and
very interesting to hear all these all these different clips.
And well, it's gotten so bad. They removed his headstone from
the graveyard.
Yesterday afternoon, the family contacted me and said that
thought carefully about the course of action with respect to
the stone that decided, in order to protect the sanctity and the
dignity of this cemetery, they felt it was appropriate to
remove the stone.
Literally, and by the way, he was buried in cement at a 45
degree angle looking towards the mercy or something as per his
wishes. Kai was a total maniac. And you can just see, you can
just see he's a fiddler. And this is a bit from his
autobiography that this stuff was just being played on the
radio now. I mean, now the UK is really liking they love a good
store like this. That here is here. He's basically saying, you
know, hey, you know, it's basically not just me, it was
the entire police force I see. Okay, well,
in terms of that environment, I mean, which is what in one
sense, Mark Williams Thomas talks about not only those who
around him in the various in places he worked, but also, for
example, the police I mean, he makes mentioned in his own
autobiography of, there's a rather strange encounter, which
involves a girl who's run away from one run away from from a
remand home. And he doesn't bring it back to the police till
the following morning. And he says in his autobiography, the
ASO office arrest the police woman was dissuaded from
bringing charges against me by her colleagues, but it was well
known that were I to go I probably take half the station
with me.
You have to understand that I've been talking about this for
years. You got to have a radio station burned down because of
your chitchat about this.
Now here is here he is on an interview in the I think this is
late 70s where the allegations you know, this is one of these
non denial denials. The allegations were already out
there. This is what what drives me nuts is that the stories go
on forever, and people do that's impossible. That can't be your
it will be a conspiracy so large someone would have have to talk
about it. It can't be the whole police force. No, it's not
possible. No, no.
No, no, I was just gonna say the funny thing about that. That
notion. Is that here, the guy is talking about it. Yes. I mean,
it's like you have a concern. They have some horrible thing
that takes place and I would put World Trade Center seven right
at the top of the list. Hmm. It's like, Oh, if that was if
that was a conspiracy, the way you describe it, that they
couldn't keep it a secret as somebody would talk about it,
somebody is talking about talking about it constantly.
There's somebody's don't count. You say this is like the
Muslims who say, Oh, the Muslim middle class Muslims who, who
aren't radicals that they should speak up,
they do speak up. But it's only on a podcast. You see it doesn't
count doesn't count. It was on a podcast and
some laughter stories about over the years and some nasty rumors
as well. And
he's like, what what Oh, nasty rumors what you're talking
about.
Just nasty rules. Rules documentary I know dealt with
with some of them and these claims of abuse. How did you
react to me when they weren't claims of abuse? Claims of abuse
with you and young children? Oh, never heard of it in my life.
Never heard of anyone live in real life. John. John, have you
ever heard in your life? Never heard of that I've never ever
mentioned that documentary. wasn't at all.
It wasn't like the Monty Python character is just a flesh wound.
Yeah,
when you get a documentary like that, what they do is they keep
probing you. And what they hope is that you will follow up with
them. And then they think that makes good television. But it
doesn't say because when for instance, is Louis, Louis
problem as we finish up a good friend, and he comes and stays
with me. But when you're working for a living, you're forever
problem problem problem, because a lot of people they called
shock jocks.
Shock jocks, John, clearly were the shock jocks.
And the time shock, people enter, either losing their
temper or this early enough to write with me. And the only
person that came on stuck on that was put on Louis. But had
you heard? Have you heard rumors that?
I will listen to things like that. And there was no way
you're going to respond to any event? Or something that there's
not so you don't do it.
So what's interesting is if you look at all these stories now in
the UK, they're trying to spin it because you know, we have a
new director general at the BBC, and this is his first, his first
thing, the guy is just in the job. It's like, how you doing
Welcome to the show. By the way, the entire elite in media and
politics are abusing children. And they are picking them up at
children's hospitals. Now there are kids or grownups now who
were abused, Savile literally would volunteer at hospitals,
and he would, he would fiddle with the children. And they're
trying to make it sound like it was always, you know, like young
girls who are fans of his No, no, he's a young children,
children in hospitals, girls, boys, he would take them to
parties with politicians and rich people. It's all coming
out. But of course, you are going to be brainwashed into
thinking this is just all just crazy shock jock people talking.
And of course, all of this ties to oat Luxaire. This is the the
elitist playground on the Isle of Jersey, the orphanage where
children's bones and teeth had been found after they'd been
abused and killed.
Yes, Jimmy Savile name did come up during the inquiry. But it
was more of an inference than a specific allegation. What
can I just clarify what that meant? What what does an
inference mean? This, by the way, is the police officer who
did the investigation who was fired friend and kicked off the
entire island?
Well, what we were told was that he was a regular visitor to the
garden,
just a regular visitor just dropped by
and to other homes on the island. And we were also told by
a national newspaper that they had asked them to assist us with
the inquiry, and that he had refused, but, but that was very
much a moot point at the time, because we hadn't asked them to
assist. And as I say, Alou, we were given a photograph which
purported to shoo him at Hotel again, there was really nothing
in the photograph, and there was not even enough there to
question him at the time.
Right. So there was no direct allegation at the time. But he
subsequently turns out he was at the home, it would appear.
So it would appear as if he was there several times along with
other care homes on the island as well. Yeah. And so you're
convinced now that he could have abused or did abuse children?
Well, there are a number of reasons why I mean, at the time,
we obviously had had suspicions but but there just wasn't any
evidence. But no, I know for a fact that at least four, perhaps
five people have come forward to say that they were assaulted by
this man is hooked to the garden, and it's certainly
consistent with the pattern of Vance what was going on in
Jersey at that time. So,
I will wrap this up because I could I could play these clips
all day and then you know, there's no radio station that
can be burned down in this case, but eventually I'll push it too
far. And all it there's, I want to say something very important.
There are people who are abused, and physically mentally, and,
and I think it propagates and I think that it can go from
someone who is abused as a child can wind up abusing children.
And this is a vicious cycle. And I think these people are just as
much victims as they are abusers and there's that that's a that's
a serious health issue. But what is happening if you look at
yours Demick at the top of the justice system in the
Netherlands, and you look at all the elites who have been
covering for him, you look at what's going on with do true in
Belgium, it's all connected. You look at this island of Jersey,
you're looking at Savile and all and these are people who are
blackmailing each other to stay in power. And they are insane.
In blood, children blood drinking crazy people.
Write a book. Keep bringing it up on the show over and over.
Same thing.
Uh, yeah. Okay,
well write write a book.
No, because I know why. There's lots of books been written about
this. By the way, that'll publish that'll publish well.
Hey, Penguin. Got it. I got a great idea. Here's my
manuscript. publish it.
Guy I'm not going to politics. Yeah, yeah, hell with that. Yes.
play this clip. I have a I was watching by the way CCTV the one
of the reasons I'm only have 10 clips is becoming a play. See,
where's the clip only have 10? I can't find it. Exports CCT Why
don't you read a book? There's a real short clip. I think it must
be this one. Got it. Here's the reason. Yet its exports CCD,
here's the reason every day for the last month, CCTV when their
news broadcast goes about 10 minutes. And then they give this
little pitch and then they play a documentary The same one every
day.
That's it for this update of CCTV news coming up next, as a
special feature program, the Diaoyu Islands of China.
Right? The value islands of China.
Those are the ones those are those islands that called value
and now they call them value groups. Ikkaku. And yeah, well
the Chinese have a different name for men every single really
over the last two or three weeks they've been playing this 20
minute documentary about why the Chinese on these islands and
every actually they have been beefing it up now they got all
kinds of weird stuff in it, but it's like Oh, please, and what
why do we care once you guys go fight amongst yourselves.
Meanwhile, they are putting a high speed bullet train in China
from couple of different towns are putting them all over the
place. But I want you to play rail service learning how to
stand and I want to tell you what I actually witnessed when
watching this clip.
All the crew members had to pass tests including a written
examination. Ahead of the railway lines formal operation,
all the crew members are receiving various training to
strengthen their courtesy during the service. They also have to
undergo physical training, including proper stances for
walking and standing as well as how to maintain a proper
appearance. The 198 crew are expected to be divided into 37
groups after the rail service comes into operation
should do that with the TSA
do it with anybody in this country that the day had these
women standing there with like a leg up and then with a book on
their head and with a chopstick in their mouth. And then they
had to wait it was a stick in there. Wait
a minute, let me get this straight. One leg up book on
their head chopstick in their mouth.
The chapstick was across the mouth like you would hold a
rose.
What is the point?
I don't know what the point of the chopstick was. And then they
had him gesturing like here's how you introduce somebody to
the door and they had to do this
oh that's polite yeah like that. That's good. That's what I'm
thinking
do what would Americans if the if they tried to do this in this
country they would sue the company but I am not a slave to
you.
Oh man, that's almost like the noodles kid.
Yeah, exactly. Well, you don't have that clip. Do you?
Let me see you I don't I don't know if I have noodles. Kid
noodles
clip is my all time favorite clip. How come I don't
I thought that was an evergreen that we save that for some
reason. Now I don't have the noodles clip handy.
Yeah, they can accompany to work and Man I don't know why you're
telling me how to cook hey
man What is this it's not democratic.
What to do go to work they're telling me what to do
this is no good no good no I did like a man. Yeah, we're idiots
can't find the noodle squid.
Okay, well what you're looking for I got one more clip here
that that's worth listening to
apparently according to hell hound the chopstick so you don't
bite your tongue when you get tased
right on
so do you hear about the pull over talking about crazy
comments in the comment room there was they pulled over this
guy's coming in from China or a or Japan or someplace he was
dressed up with a bullet proof so
I have the clip I have the clip clip because
there was I have to tell you what the the replay the clip
I'm gonna second I have it. This was great. I really liked this
actually. There have been a
lot of questions raised about our airport security. But how
about this one a man getting up by
the way she's drunk again. The here? Yeah. There's a lot of
question about security.
There have been a lot of questions raised about our
airport security, but stop this one a man getting on a plane in
Los Angeles had in his checked bag knives a club, smoke
grenades, handcuffs and a hatchet. How did it happen? ABC
senior national correspondent Joe Avila explains.
A lone traveler allowed to fly in a frightening getup from Asia
to California. Yang the Harris's flight suit, fireproof leggings,
kneepads, a Chinese knockoff bulletproof style best covered
by the stereotypical long black trench coat. The stereotypical
long leg pins go to Sky is involved in some sort of
delusion or fantasy. Yeah, appropriate obviously. In fact,
Sources tell ABC News Harris carrying only allowed to sources
wore that vest through security in China, but was taken aside in
question during his route through South Korea and Japan
then allowed to proceed to the United States. When he landed in
Los Angeles, a customs agent noticed the unusual garb checked
his bag and police arrested him. He had a myriad of items
in his checked in luggage. It raised a lot of suspicion. He
had gas masks, gas mask, knives, handcuffs, still, it may
surprise the average passenger. None of that frightening gear,
not even the body bags in his luggage is banned from playing.
Hey, by the way, I'm getting these embody bags and I'm
putting them in my luggage. That is a great idea. So a couple
there's a couple of things I want to say is a number of
things in this. Yeah, go
ahead. Well, first of all, there was used to be an editor at spy
magazine that used to and I think people should read
reincorporate this concept. who hated these these check checks
at the airport. And so he would carry a bag. His luggage would
be filled with some of the most grotesque dildos that you could
possibly carry around. So they'd have so you have to watch these
these agents have to handle the thing and that's your
question. Is there actually a manufacturer who sets out to
make grotesque do those?
Go look them up? You'll find them that's all
that's Hey, beauties. In the eye of the beholder, son.
So anyway, but anyway, so I'm reading this in one of the big
newspaper one of the with 9000 comments and you won't think
this is funny, but some members of the audience will the first
comment that comes out of the comment room which is why does
the call back to the comment room. The first comment that
comes out is the guy was just go into a Raiders game. Okay.
There's something else in this clip though. Remember? His name?
It was it was some judge, but not really but as y'all win or
something like that, Harris.
Harris. His name is Harris.
Is that was Harris the same as the Harris kid?
Yes. With a trench coat? Oh, yeah. Total Total Recall on the
mind control. Yeah, good one. The whole thing was bull crap. I
got the noodles kid clip if you wanted to. We play noodles.
Oh, we love the noodles, kid. Yeah,
by the way, I found this through search.na show notes.com It
really works. I just typed in noodles. And the first hit
noodles kid dot mp3?
Well, like I described earlier, there are two fundamental
classes that are just a plain fact in society. You either work
for someone else or you work for yourself. Most people work for
someone else in a way that they aren't free. You don't really
get to decide your work. For example, I work at noodles a
restaurant, and basically it's a dictatorship. better, we're told
exactly what we're gonna cook, how are we going to cook it?
What time we're going to get there. And basically, if they
don't like what they're doing, they try to tell us what to do.
If they don't listen, they get rid of us. And so we're not able
to actually cooperate in a way that we make decisions together.
I tried to convince my my fellow employees that we should have a
union at noodles. So as a source of power to start with. And then
I think in terms of the bigger picture, when you look at
revolutions, the way that you actually get rid of any sort of
dictatorship, is by having workers take control of the
place where they work. Would your plan your vision for
noodles? Sure. Would it include the owner? What capacity would
he be granted that if the owner wanted to cooperate with us as
an equal, and provide his skills that he had, we would definitely
cooperate with him, we'd have to abdicate his position as being
an owner and controller of us. And he would have to recognize
that we, we will need those together. And basically, if he
doesn't want to cooperate with us, he's against us.
And this is why we are doomed.
This is unbelievable. Every time I hear that kid, he bitches
about the dictatorship sticker
shops in his face. That's when they put a book on his head and
stick a chopstick in his head. That'll teach him you know?
Yeah, I have to say that somewhere we went wrong in these
United States of Gitmo nation.
The education system. Yeah, it really self esteem. bullcrap.
Really is. Everybody has to be a winner. Yeah,
you're right. Yeah. Now it's sad, but that's where it went
wrong.
And competition is bad. Let's just it's hug.
Let's, uh, hold hands. Ah, oh, man. Yeah, it's it's, it's bad.
And, and you just see it everywhere. Except, I have to
say, Southwest Airlines somehow they're still great. And I think
they train them at Southwest Airlines. They must Yeah,
they probably make him stand at attention and it was a book
but Southwest Airlines are generally happy and helpful. And
you know, I was like, you know, we've been traveling a lot and
we have you know, in the suitcases 52 pounds instead of
50 or less than 50 and not a single one went yeah. Like every
other airline to like, man don't worry about man. Chill man.
Always. Oh, cool. Oh, cool. It's very nice. So the true ruler of
the world. Christine Lagarde has given Greece two more years this
is this never and this is great. This is big news and regards
list I have to point out there now two people dead who are on
the list. We talked about this thing two shows ago over there
in in Euro land where Christine Lagarde has apparently a list.
And on this list is 2000 elites and politicians and people in
the media who took a total of 1.9 billion euros in kickbacks
from your country. Things like a Siemens and just all kinds of
stuff. So let's see we have two people dead on the luck guards
list. You do not want to be on the on the guards list. One guy
hung himself and or he was hung. You never really know. And the
other guy was he do? I think he's he got suicided as well.
And the thing is, is not getting a lot of play really in the
press. I think it's a great stimulus
to did you get their names. Yeah.
One of them was purple to Jana sternness. Now he's the current
finance minister. Greek businessmen have been accused of
being part of the bribery and money laundering network was
found dead in a hotel room in Jakarta. His name is valassis
Kalumburu Gu glue. It was in a way involved in some Russian
stuff going back and forth. I mean, these names are kind of
hard. But it also involves a former defense minister, raucous
talk a Prusa lupus. He's in jail. But it's just it just it's
the it goes on. It doesn't really matter. I mean, when
Merkel and Angela Merkel came to town, and I don't know if you've
seen the seen the pictures, but people literally had big signs
of Merkel with a Hitler mustache had big Nazi flags with Merkel
in the middle of them. I mean, this here's a little report from
EURO NEWS. And by the way, when you show up and there's a
marching band and you're on the red car Arpit and you're coming
out of your douche mobiel you're flying douche mobiel you're kind
of asking us
what? Yeah, and a tuba.
And we kind of asking for trouble. Like she is. She's
okay. She's the politician from another country, but they're
bringing her in like she's royalty and who these, these
people are insane. They really think they're that awesome.
Like, well, first of all
arrived for her first visit to Greece in over five years.
Europe's paymaster touching down in the euro zone's most indebted
nation. In the past, she stayed away critical at the slow pace
of reform here. But now she's arrived for symbolic show of
support.
Now she's getting the checkup on her Island is what she did. But
here is a subtlety that the Greeks were very angry about.
She was wearing the same jacket. And if you notice, Ms. Merkel,
she wears the same Schnitt of coat. It's always the same
because she has a big pot belly. And she tries to hide it. She
has just Google a picture, you'll see. It's always the same
type of outfit she's wearing. But she wore the exact same one
she wore to the soccer game, when the Germany beat Greece.
And this was this did not go unnoticed by the Greeks that was
like, you know, just an extra slap in the face.
It's very funny. It's not funny. Well, I mean, it's very funny to
us.
To us is great. So yes, is that six or 7000 police officers out
there. There's no reason for her to go there and just rub it in
people's faces.
There's no reason for her to go there at all.
No, but that's okay. Two more years slaves. Two more years.
And two more years of riots. It was gonna mount Oh, yeah.
But I watched the whole, the IMF had their big party in Japan, in
Tokyo, and I watched it live and I watched Christine Lagarde. Do
her little speech there. This is nothing worthwhile. It wasn't
even shocking. She never says anything interesting. No, not
even the questions, you know. But she always starts off with
like some, you know, just talk a little French talk a little
Japanese show how cool she is.
So I got a letter from one of our producers in Croatia.
Oh, oh, yeah. Yvonne. Yeah.
Yeah, you mush. I can't. I think this is he just kind of read the
newsletter that we were Discworld. Garcia discussed the
fact that in Brazil, in Brazil, in Madrid, they are mixing
they're putting a bunch of stuff inside the giant Plaza to kind
of screw it up. So you can't do because in Europe, in many of
these old towns, there's this huge public places that you can
go I mean, they have one to Beijing has one. That's where
they had their they had a problem. They have problems
there too. And so because the public will gather and a large
number
so he won't get to put obstacles in there. You mean?
Yeah. So they're putting obstacles. He mentioned that in
Zagreb, it gets they're starting to do this. Just already, even
though he says the Croatia is never riot or anything. It's not
like their nature. And I'm now beginning to wonder if this is a
trend that we're seeing the early stages of we're all across
Europe, all these pleasant plot says these town squares, which
are in every place that that were also recommended, by the
way by city architects, as a good idea, are all going to be
decimated because it's just fearful. Because if you don't
have no place to gather,
yeah, then you can gather, can't gather. Just go home and get on
the Xbox. Where we want
to point that out as a possible trend to look out for.
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Exactly. We're here to we're here as we're a public service
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This is how insane we are in America. And this is actually
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And and here's a president who has put Let me count zero
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It's pretty sickening. Yeah. I mean, do they think it's funny?
I mean, there's if it was on The Colbert Report, or Jon Stewart
Yeah, it would be funny there. But this is like what they're
taking the billion dollars that they're collecting. And they're
doing this with it?
Well, they are they
just do a comedy show. Well,
they have such disdain and such disrespect for the electorate
for the American people. And unfortunately, they're pretty
much right, that the majority of people think this is hilarious.
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I'm like it's on for 51, which is the, you know, homage to
Aaron fight Fahrenheit 451. Yesterday, from great by Ray
Bradbury, which was a very good story we were
talking about about the campaign stuff. And Gary Johnson, very
interesting. He was interviewed on a second I somehow for some
reason, I've gotten like, duplicate clips here. He was
interviewed and something that I did not know, that came to light
about the way that the elections take place in these United
States of a good donation. So for those you don't know, we
have these debates. And it's rigged, because there's only two
people invited to the party except the last that was at Ross
Perot. He was invited to there was a three way debate.
It caused a problem. Yeah, because he made sense. But he
also had like a billion dollars of his own. So he was able to
buy in, you know, he would pony up to the bar. And it's just
like me running for 2016 along with John. Now we're not gonna
get in, and I've deconstructed a little bit of that, but here's
something very interesting. I did not know as Gary Johnson is
interviewed really the issue. My name isn't included in the
polls, but when it is included, it's always a surprise on the
upside if you were not included in the CPD debates. The CPD is
the campaign What does it what does it stand for again, CPD? I
gotta look it. I got it here. It's the campaign, a Commission
on Presidential Debates. So this is these are these are the the
guys that determine who's in the debate who gets on television.
So he's not included in the debates. However, three sponsors
have walked away. Yeah, terrific. I mean, that it's
unprecedented. And they're making a statement, not so much
in support of Gary Johnson, but just that, hey, this is this
isn't a fair process. It's not it's not a two party country.
It's not a two part. It's not a two party country, and there's
no opportunity for for a third voice ever given the setup. I
think that's what they're saying you filed lawsuits to get into
those debates, even still into the two remaining debates.
Exactly. Exactly. Do you think you'd have any chance of getting
into those debates? Well, you sure don't have a chance if you
don't file the suit. So we filed a suit and we're filing it on
antitrust grounds, which is a new look at this a do something
different. And, you know, you don't stand a chance if you
don't follow the suit. So I really enjoyed hearing that
three of the sponsors of the Commission on Presidential
Debates who essentially pay for the television broadcast, I have
pulled out and I'm going to tell you which ones they are. If we
could find them here. Here we go. Sponsors dropped out. Who
was pulled out Philips electronics. It's very
interesting. We find out who the sponsors are. Philips
electronics is pulled out as has the British advertising firm
BBH. And the YWCA, the young women's was that what's the see
and YWCA? Young Women's Christian Christian Associate
Athletics is that Athletics Association?
Yeah, I think so. Alright, so
if you look at the sponsors for this year, they are the eight
means anymore. Yeah. The ones that are leftover are Southwest
Airlines, which I find very disappointing, because I liked
them so much. And I think I'm going to have to not fly with
them anymore, because they're a part of this douchebag Cabal,
the cobbler fund, just like some banker, international bottled
water Association, longtime sponsor, by the way, if you
look, they've been sponsoring these debates for many, many
years. The Anheuser Busch company, so I'm not drinking any
Budweiser anymore. But here's an interesting one, the Howard G.
Buffett foundation, you have any idea who Howard G
Buffett is, is it related to Warren Buffett? Yeah, it's his
son.
And so these are the people that sponsored I pulled their form
990 Because of course, they're nonprofit. Here's how it works.
In the non election years, they make about $50,000 a year, in
the election years, it's about $6 million dollars. How does
that work? And their mission here I'm reading from the forum,
organize, produce finance and publicize the general election
debates for candidates for president and vice president of
the United States of America. Other related educational
activities are held in non debate years, such as
conferences and symposiums, which I think should be
symposia. But that's up to them. So, so I think it's very cool
that Gary Johnson has said, you know, screw it. I'm suing you on
antitrust. I should be in the debate. And I think he's
absolutely right. He has no chance whatsoever of getting in.
But it is important that people try this. I think that's good. I
like him even more for that.
Well, it's probably rosboroughs Being in the debate in the first
place that caused the original sponsors of these debates, which
was the League of Women Voters, right, to withdraw their
sponsorship, because apparently, and it just is in the wiki, you
can read it. After the bush Dukakis campaign secretly agreed
to a memorandum of understanding that would decide which
candidates would could participate in the debates. In
other words, no third party right and which individual
panelists were able to ask questions and the height of the
podiums, as you remember, there was a kind of a weird,
scandalous thing about
John, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Do you know what that
means? Count me down, baby. Count me down. Count me down.
Five. No, aren't No, no, not quite knowing a little bit more
in two. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 1011 1213 1415. All
right, let's get back to business.
Anyway. Oh, the height of the podiums. You remember that there
was a scandal but you're the podium heights being this and
that. Anyway, the league rejected the demands and
released a statement saying that they were withdrawing support
for the debates because, quote, the demands of the two campaign
organizations were would perpetrate a fraud on the
American voter which they do Yes, that bingo now we got what
we got.
You know, I was thinking about this, about our whole and our
whole value for value model. And let's just point out that the
sponsors who pulled out this year they pulled up because they
say it's not nonpartisan, it's bipartisan is only 22. People
who get to play and it's bullcrap. And it's like, you
didn't know that really? Okay, you went through all the
paperwork, and you sponsored and now you're like, Oh, gee, this
is not so good. Like, you only know this now. Stupid morons.
But anyway, I'm glad they pulled out. I have a feeling, John,
that I you and I, I think we could do a presidential campaign
on Kickstarter.
But that's if they would allow it as possible. Why wouldn't
they allow it? I don't know. They have their I don't know.
Nobody knows the secret dog. Okay. See what we should work on
that.
And Gary Johnson that did because you know, you are
considering voting for him. I think I'm considering
considering you are voting for him. I'm torn. I'm still on the
fence. I think Roseanne Barr is also interesting. I'm not saying
I won't. I won't. Here is here he is about his tax video about
Gary Johnson's tax plan. Now since you're voting for him.
I don't know anything anymore. I don't know about his plans. All
I know is that he's pretty. He's got a pretty face and he talks
softly carries a big stick. So it's the only reason you vote. I
would have voted for Romney. But I don't like to Chuck D likes
torturing people.
I'm advocating eliminating income tax corporate tax,
abolishing the IRS replacing our entire federal tax system. With
one federal consumption tax. I am advocating the fair tax.
Let's talk about that real quick. Fair Tax meaning no
separate corporate tax. Exactly. No corporate tax, income tax, no
income tax, no IRS, no IRS nor IRS replay consumption tax
replace all of it with one federal consumption tax in this
case, staggered. Nope, nope. It's what would the rate be 23%
but it ends up being cost neutral over a very short amount
of time. And let me use a can of Coke as an example. can of coke
that sells for $1 Today arguably has 23% embedded non transparent
tax in its Canna coke and that would be corporate tax that Coca
Cola pays, it would be Social Security that Coca Cola pays as
a match. And by the way, under the fair tax, there would no
longer be withholdings from your payroll check. No more
withholdings for Social Security, Medicare,
unemployment, all of that would come out of the proceeds of the
fair tax. gov you have advocates thrown throwing a blow job and
I'm voting for you.
I don't even think he needs to do that. This is as good as my
$40,000 rebate.
It was 30,000 by the way, I've jacked it up is great. I love
it.
No you can't put a guy like that on the stage because everyone in
there right nobody in the right mind would vote for the other
two guys they'd be like yeah vote for this guy unless there's
a bunch of people out there I don't get these people but
there's a bunch of yeah well I think we need taxes and taxes
are good and you know these tax nuts that think that bigger
we've more tax we pay the better off we are
is that is that massive tax not is that where they're from
message that's
massive tax in us hey man like
that. Did somebody some talk show guy could pick up a massive
tax that
is actually a show? I think that's a show title massive tax
nuts
mess mess decks? That's that's a tax not from mass tax nuts.
But I mean, isn't that a first consumption tax? Is that like
VAT? Is that basically what he's saying? Is that is that the
same? Yeah, but there wouldn't be anything else but it is
dangerous at Yeah, but it is dangerous because then they can
start cranking that up.
It is in fact you realize will be for the income tax laws were
passed before we had ended like the turn of the century before
they cropped up. Do you know how we financed the government 90%
of the financing of the government was done through
tariffs, Pay Pal donations,
no tariffs so so all the junk that we're this is what he
should go after all the junk we're buying from China. That's
what got taxed. Right. All kinds of different rates. And that
money is what went to the government to pay for things you
want to buy junk from China. Go ahead
and just pay for it. Well, that's a good no I'd like to
make in 2016 when you and I run on the Kickstarter campaign
sounds good. You know, I I'm in total agreement, I think we
should really up the ante on imports and get people making
some crap here at home. In fact, if you make something through a
Kickstarter campaign, we will not be taxed for anything. If
it's a value for value model, right. So if you if you raise
funds from the from your customers, I'm not going to tax
you on anything. And I'll give you a blowjob.
You heard him as press participant Are my campaign
meaning you can visit him in Austin, Texas. He's listed but
it's
right. You could find me on the Google's Meanwhile, President
Obama came out and said, and once again was my this is my
this is my I got to play it. This is this is my pet peeve.
This is my pet peeve. And after 30 years of inaction, we raised
fuel standards to the by the middle of the next decade, your
cars and trucks will go twice as far on a gallon of gas. Today,
States of America is less dependent on foreign oil than
any time in two decades. So now it's time to move forward. My
plan would cut our oil imports in half, and invest in the clean
energy that's creating 1000s of jobs all across Ohio, and
America right now, not just oil and natural gas, but solar and
wind and clean coal technology, and fuel efficient batteries,
and fuel efficient cars. And I'm not gonna let oil companies
continue to collect another $4 billion in taxpayer funded
wealth. Well, corporate welfare every single year. All right,
he's talking about section 199 of the IRS tax code. This has
been around for 100 years section 199. Anything that is
produced in the United States, including software, including
movies, radio programs, in fact, arguably podcasts, if we were a
corporation, which were not get these tax breaks, just like oil
companies, this is not some favoritism that the oil
companies have been receiving. It's because they make so much
money and pay so much in taxes already, that they benefit to
the tune of billions for Section 199 It would be discriminatory,
so it's okay. Just say I'm going to cut these guys off, but don't
pretend like they're getting some kind of free ride. You're a
lying sack of C V's of the day. I just hate I just can't stand
it when that is a lie that people never propagate never
never say hold on a second. It's just bull crap.
It was brought up a couple of times in the Romney brought it
up in the debate. But you know, Obama wasn't paying attention.
So I was sleeping is sleeping sleeping.
Hey, so well, we might as well talk about that briefly. So
tonight, we have a douche bags round two.
Yeah, this is good. And these guys are worse than the other
two. Oh,
I gotta I gotta here's here's my feeling. Oh, Biden is he's he is
he's got a woody right now. He is so hard for this kid. Like,
I'm gonna come out there. I'm gonna kick this because so I
can't wait to see this. Oh, this should really be a fun one.
Because he's gonna be he's you think he's he has a good shot by
the way of looking really good.
But he's a dingbat. No way. He's gonna look good. I don't know.
Yeah,
he's going to he's gonna play dirty. He's gonna play deed
always does.
Oh, I don't think there's a question at all about that. He's
gonna put the problem is he's going to couple of things is
going to happen. My This is my take. One is that there was a
lot of criticism of Obama for not using all the zingers they
wrote. It apparently had a bunch of zingers dropped on. And there
was some of them floating around. They said, Well, he
could have said this. He could have said that there's zingers
Bye, oh, Biden is going to grab the zingers. He says, I can use
these. And he's going to use because he's not funny. And he
thinks he is he's going to use them at inappropriate moments.
And here and here's I can guarantee you at least one big
bird mentioned. And one Sesame Street versus Wall Street. Yeah.
Oh, probably.
Maybe even more maybe even
47% mentioned which they everyone criticized? Yeah.
And, and, and he's gonna call him out for lying. You're gonna
say he's gonna say Romney is lying. He's gonna he's gonna say
this to Ryan, that your boss is lying. He's gonna say lying.
This is what the Democrats are angry about. Obama didn't call
him out for be liar, man. You have to understand American
people. The electorate in general is stupid. Not people
listen to this show, because they're switched on and
awakened. They know what's happening. And they know that
it's all bull crap and doesn't matter who you vote for the
bankers run the show. But the Democrats are liberal liberals
or progressives or whatever they call themselves. They literally
believe that you can present a case of reason, and people will
then make an informed decision. Now you're stupid. This is not
the way it works. You can't dumb down a population for four or
five decades of television indoctrination and selling them
sugary coated cardboard and think that they're now smart.
You just got to go with the lie. That's what we love. That's why
Romney's brilliant He's one of their industry. And Ryan, if
He's smart, he's gonna say snot true. What are you talking
about? Man, we, we walk on water and when I'm gonna give everyone
a you blow job. I'm telling it this this, which and people will
lap it up. They will love it up. Do you say yeah, man, you gotta
tell me I'm right.
I think well, I don't know if he's that smart. But I think
you're generally right.
By the way, this is how we're gonna do it too. We're just
gonna go. When we run for office, we're like, we're gonna
give you $30,000 a year, twice. So we already owe it. I'm sorry.
I was lying is 40,000 twice times two. We're going to do
that. We are oh, by the way, weed. You kidding me? We are
going to we're going to drop seeds when airlift seeds and
drop them in every single public park so that we just groan
everywhere. And go ahead and you harvest that you smoke up. Smoke
up. We're just gonna lie. Actually, I'm planning on doing
that part. That sounds kind of fun. Did you read that New York
Times article about attention deficit disorder? Now I guess
you miss no idea what it was about Michael Anderson. I will
mean your time. Well, you you, you subscribe. I couldn't pay
attention to it. I couldn't get through the article. This is a
Dr. Michael Anderson. The attention the the title of the
it's under the health section. And it's from I think it was
from Wednesday or Tuesday. The title of it is attention
disorder or not pills to help in school. And yeah,
this is a great story.
So the story is essential. And I'm just going to read the the
main quote of the article while he hears the intro when Dr.
Michael Anderson This is in Canton, Georgia. Anderson hears
about his low income patients struggling in elementary school,
he usually gives them a taste of some powerful medicine, colon
Adderall, which has the exact chemical compound is cocaine, I
might point out, and here's the quote, I don't have a lot of a
whole lot of choice, said Dr. Anderson, a pediatrician for
many poor families in Cherokee County, north of Atlanta. We've
decided as a society, that it's too expensive to modify the kids
environment. So we have to modify the kid. That is awesome.
Yep. And it's literally it's like that's just what it is.
Medicaid covers every single penny of the doctor and the
prescription. And the kids are doing great on Adderall. Have
you seen the numbers? The numbers are up? Test scores are
great. Kids are peppy.
This year is the worst LSAT scores in the history of the
United States. Wow.
That's because they're not that we'd haven't propagated enough
Adderall.
The worst ever? Yes. How well they did. Oh, the guy running
the Department of Education. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Anyway, people who are getting A's and B's, I won't give it to
him. He said for some parents. The pills provide great relief.
Jacqueline Williams said she can't thank Dr. Anderson enough
for diagnosing ADHD and our children. Eric who's 15 Shakira
who's 14 and sham ya. Sham Yeah, who is 11 and he also prescribes
Concerta along the stimulant for the model. Concerta for all I
tell you, she said each was having trouble listening to
instructions and concentrating on schoolwork. But now the kids
are doing great and they can stand on one leg with a book on
their head and a chapstick between their teeth.
Awesomeness. This is so sad. This is so incredibly sad.
Please I've said this before before you put your kid on
Adderall and I have not tried. Concerta what is Concerta? Is
that
I haven't seen I think we may have done an ad for ever feeling
we've done an ad for this as well by way not an ad that we
got paid for we ridicule the ads
it is listeners methyl Fen methylphenidate.
Oh fenit Eight, Fen Fen Okay,
so that's its Ritalin so you see you have the Ritalin, which is
the downer, and you have Adderall which is the upper it's
actually Redlands
and upper to
No it's not. Ah, no, no Ritalin is that it
was an upper No, no, no you unless you're needed down to
then it's a downer. So don't downer upper No.
Ritalin is for the for the kids that are too active.
Yeah, but isn't it an upper that does it have you had? No, no,
you know your opposite effect on wild kids? No, no,
you get at it. You give the walking it up. You look it up.
But here's what I understand. You give the I've not tried
Ritalin. I've tried Adderall, and please parents. But if
you're listening to the show, and you're giving your kid
Adderall, turn off the podcast and go iron your face, I mean,
you shouldn't even be listening to the show if you're doing that
but let's just say it's possible that you've fallen for this trap
and and you're giving your kid synthetic cocaine which is just
go look it up it is synthetic cocaine. Take it yourself. See
how you do see how you do and don't just take it once ticket
like yeah, like like the kids being prescribed three times a
day. I took this crap once I was tripping up for 14 hours. Now
the reason I gotta try I gotta try that one. And Concerta isn't
it guys anyone have any leftover concert to just get some from
your kid and send it to me? I want to try this still know how
ball by the way. This disappointed about that
but it is so incredibly sad. And I think it was buzzkill Jr, who
turned me on to the Crystaline structure. And and you know, and
this show me that that this is literally cocaine. It is legal
cocaine. There are kids who mash up Adderall pills and snort
them. I'm reliably informed.
Well, there you have it.
But it is it has the same structure as cocaine. And the
Ritalin. I'm not sure. Did you look it up with the? Well, it's
hard to look it up.
Now. It's easy to look it up but there's way too much information
about it. Okay. May cause sudden death and children and teenagers
especially children or teenagers with heart defects, or serious
heart problems. The medication may also cause sudden death,
heart attack or stroke in adults, especially adults with
heart defects or serious heart problems. Talk to your doctor
about the risks of taking this medication. And there was a by
the way, Ritalin may slow children's growth or or weight
gain, your kids will be a midget. Your child's doctor will
watch his or her growth carefully. They must talk to
your child's doctor if you have concerns about your child's
gross. She is taking medication. He is not growing you
stop growing. He's not growing. It's not growing.
Isn't it beating me up at school, the bullies.
So I was reading USA Today and I have to say, you know we were
traveling again. And even though South worst has a couple of
planes with Wi Fi. I typically won't do it. I'm
just like, I'm just gonna cost eight bucks or something. It's
ridiculous. Yeah. And I was listening to
podcast and it was nice. I got my groovy V moda headphones. So
it was really cool to just zone out for bid. USA Today has been
redesigned if you notice this.
Yeah, they're all done now. They're having a ball
apparently.
I think I think they're doing very well.
Only the guys running it is a friend of mine. Oh, really?
Yeah. Larry Kramer. He was the guy that started market watch.
It's I got my job.
Really? Well give me a gig and let me get me a gig writing.
Take my calls anymore. I'll really, why not? You tell me.
You know what happens what
his name is Larry Kramer. Yeah. Okay. That's a fake name. Come
on. No, it's real name. Larry Kramer. He's the editor with a
case Editor in Chief. Really? Anyway. So if I send an email
say hey, Larry. It's Adam. John's friend.
Yeah, I say he won't take your call. Okay.
So oh, it looks like Oh, I know. I met this guy. Tree did
he's just been in San Francisco Bay Area was the editor of the
Chronicle for a while. Started Market Watch, made a lot of
money bought a new car. Oh, right. Then he then he got
screwed because when he was running MarketWatch they were
the whole plan was to sell the whole thing lock stock and
barrel to CBS who bought CNET. And CBS was outbid by the by Dow
Jones and Dow Jones took the thing over and then they kind of
you know, let the Dow Jones people tell him what to do. And
he got sick of it left. Took a he took his a couple other
people with him by the way recently he did he get a younger
wife? Not that I know of here.
Listen to this. One of Kramer's responsibilities at the examiner
was managing Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson.
Yeah, his quote. That's when I was there.
He says if I can manage Hunter, I can manage anybody except for
that. DeVore Eggman he's out of control. Man, I can't shake that
guy's call anymore. It is no good.
So anyway, Paul, so I
really like what they've done with USA Today. I think it looks
great.
Well, he's a smart guy. So I mean, I think the thing will be
improved and they go in big time online.
Well, I from what I understand they had digital designers
create the paper version and But I'm also I'm reading articles.
I'm like, wow, this is pretty good. And they had this whole
article about children with autism. And it was a hilarious
article and I'm reading through, I read the paper version. And
then I, you know, they had they had a little QR code, and I go,
I'll scan this book them, I got the online version. That works,
surprisingly enough. And so, you know, I mean, as a kid, John,
you run away from home, haven't you? Why would I run away from
home? Come on, you never said I'm running away from home and
you went out and you hid under the tree for 30 minutes?
No, really? Why would I? That's dumb.
Oh, come on. Every kid says I'm going to run away from home at
least once. You've never said I'm going to run away from home.
You never know. Why would I? Why? Well, I don't know. Now. I
feel
pleasant home environment. Weird or beating me? And I feel weird.
I was fine. They gave me a car. I mean, what do you want?
When I was like six is when I was talking like this? I've
never okay, well, maybe I'm weird. Maybe your parents are
mean to you? Well, I don't feel good now.
Are you sure I was I was abused. Apparently you were?
Well, anyway. So you know, if you wander away from safety, ie
from home, there is now a The Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention has recently created a medical diagnostic code for
wandering as a condition of autism. So not only are you do
you have autism if you're spinning, but if you every kid
in the world wanders off,
no, every kid no doubt. That's the fact. If you're in the
airport, that's why we put our kids
they wander off and now they'd be diagnosed wrong.
No, now they just get some awesome missing them both know
they get some awesome medicine.
Yeah, well, actually, I wonder how much of this is guy. Given
the medicine to the kids, the parents just grab the metal and
sell it on the black market and tell the kids now you study hard
because if you don't know you're not taking the medicine, you
better study and get A's there'll
be no Christmas for you, kid. That's what I do. Okay, so your
kids will run away because of abuse. It's just making them get
A's and interesting. Your kids got A's. They're all straight
A's students. Are you selling their Ritalin and their Adderall
as you go? supplemental income to Warwick?
Hmm. Wow, entrepreneurship at the earliest stages. So you go,
wow.
Awesomeness. All righty. Let's see if I had I had all kinds of
stuff.
Okay. Well, I got some stuff. Yeah.
Walk Me Home before I wander off.
Yes. Here's the good report. Apparently, Afghan Afghanistan
is doomed.
Oh, really? That's news to me.
There's a warning that the government in Afghanistan could
collapse after the withdrawal of Western combat troops in 2014. I
think tank based in Brussels says President Karzai as
government is increasingly unpopular, and plagued by
corruption and factionalism later says it disagrees with the
assessment. This is breaking news in the UK. Oh, my
goodness, Afghanistan is one of the stories we haven't covered
on this show. And I don't think it's been covered too many shows
us the Huawei but kerfluffle with the US Congress. And so I
took the report on it from right from China News just before they
went into they're complaining about the islands.
There's no way I'm at home. Huawei is the these guys,
Huawei, Huawei. They make
routers it's the Cisco competitor. Yeah, that may be
essentially as far as I can tell. They've They've taken all
the patents they could take made a few of their own did a deal.
Now there's cloning Cisco. And there's another company called
ZTE, and they both been banned from selling anything to the US
government for reasons that are kind of discussed in this
report. But there's just a two part clip. And the background is
in part one, and you can listen.
Now to the United States Senate, a powerful congressional
committee is telling American companies not to do business
with China's two largest telecommunications companies,
Huawei and ZTE. It's the latest in a series of reported concerns
about these companies, which nevertheless are increasing
their share of the US telecom market. Correspondent Jessica
stone has more from Washington,
Huawei and ZTE, two major telecommunications companies
based in China, each doing business in 140 countries around
the world, including the United States. Well, good morning, but
on Monday and explosive report from the US Congress, its chief
authors alleged Akos The relationship between the
corporations and the Chinese government, allowing Beijing to
access and meddle with critical us technological infrastructure.
Huawei and ZTE seek to expand in the United States. But as a
result of our investigation, we do not have the confidence that
these two companies with their ties to the Chinese government
can be entrusted with infrastructure of such critical
importance. Yeah, no problem to have your iPhone made by him.
Geez.
Yeah. Well, yeah, actually, that's probably more
interesting, an observation. Anyway, the second part of this
clip was and I'll talk about what interests me about the
whole thing after this is that there has an interesting factoid
in it that I thought was interesting, I thought was
fascinating but also, not, not specially. Nevermind,
interesting.
Not especially interesting. However, we will.
Actually, I can't think of the word
though reports evidence, the company's failed to explain
their relationship with the Chinese government to the
satisfaction of the US Congress. The company's acknowledged
Communist Party offices located on site, which is a common
practice even for Western companies operating in China.
The report also points out that Huawei is founder Ren ZHANG FEI
served in the Chinese army and the company still has military
ties.
Okay, so by the way, if you go to bowling, yeah, and you go
into the office area, Navy's got an office there. And I mean,
that's just a cool way to get these free office spaces.
Everybody does this. So there's no big deal. But here's what the
real thing is. This is obviously rigged by Cisco, because Huawei
is a huge worldwide threat. Of course, it's a douchebag
company. I mean, everybody I've talked to, I've talked to people
and when I was in Brazil, I ran to a guy to work there. And he
says, These guys are the worst. He says, their whole marketing
strategy, for example, was if they follow around an Ericsson
salesman when it comes to putting big switches in, and
they go in, and they said, which is a great way to sell things,
you say how much
you're taking a beating? It's how
much was that bid? And then he goes in and just says, Oh, 20%
Less 30 Oh, wow.
30% less? Why would they do that? 30% So you can't outbid
them. They're just so I guess Cisco has decided to push these
guys keep me from coming in here. Although there's some
phones coming in. And I think your point about the iPhone is
more valid in any concerns that we should have about the
will not get out or not just the iPhone. I mean, it's everything.
Yeah, basically everything I'm looking at right now. How about
my Mac Mini? I mean, not everything but everything. It's
all China stuff.
Yeah, no. So this is just a this is trumped up by Cisco and
lobbyists. Which you know, is it's it's I don't care
when are we going to put those Chinese in their place?
Never gonna happen. No, I when they're standing around with a
chopstick in their mouth. Now that my friend taking orders
is the most true thing you have said. That's right. As long as
they can still get their their slaves to stand around on one
leg with a book on their head and a chopstick in their mouth.
There's no way we can beat them. We have no discipline, no
discipline at all. I tell you, No, we got noodles. Kids. They
know what their Chinese noodles
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