Allow me to share an incident from a few weeks back. Adam
curry,
John C. Dvorak. Sunday, October 21 2012. Time to get my nation
media assassination episode 454. This is no agenda, suffering
from disruptive mood dysregulation disorder. Here at
the capital of the Lone Star State. We're in Austin tea house
in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam currying,
and I'm from Northern Silicon Valley where I've got a bell.
I'm John C. Dvorak. Vaughn Buzzkill.
Once you much rather have disruptive mood dysregulation
disorder, does not say
is that another one that's on the list?
Yeah, I've been looking at the DSM. What does that one mean?
Isn't it apparent? disruptive mood dysregulation disorder?
Well, I couldn't, I wasn't going to go right into it. But if you
really want to know Sure, here it is. Some, many experts feel
children are misdiagnosed. Now this is putting together the DSM
five, I believe, and in fact suffer from disruptive mood
dysregulation disorder instead of ADHD and ADD. Now it's DMDD.
The new still unofficially unofficial disease currently is
being debated for inclusion in the manual. However, there's no
treatment yet. So I mean, why even bother? There's no drugs,
so why bother? Why bother putting it in it? But I love
that one. Do it? I've got DMDD. Man. I know I got it. Right. Is
it supposed to be
exactly what it says? disruptive mood dysregulation disorder,
it's not the same as ADHD not quite add. It's DMDD. It's just
just a reason for a new drug is like they're holding up a sign.
We think it's time for a new drug. Everybody wants to
repackage some of that hell doll. This is just just maybe
just to mess with us. Just to say, Hey, you guys still awake?
What? Okay, you don't understand? You don't understand
that. Okay. So they're putting together the
example of this disease?
Well, it's very similar to ADHD and a DD, except they're now
saying, we may have been Miss diagnosing these children,
because they might actually have DMDD, which of course,
they have do a deal PD, Qd.
No, no, no, you have to understand they this is a they
think that now they may have been Miss diagnosing all of
these children, which of course will be, it could have been
hundreds of 1000s of children who were receiving medication
for attention deficit disorder, when they of course, obviously
had disruptive mood dysregulation disorder. And that
requires a whole different prescription.
Can you give me the those those letters again?
Yes. DMDD is disruptive. Mood Dysregulation, dy s regulation,
disorder. So it's
a disruptive mood deregulation. This regulation dysregulation I
think should be deregulation during the Reagan
administration.
Now it's dysregulated disruptive
mood deregulation, the problem that Bernanke.
That's the Bernanke know, also known as the Bernanke disease.
So it's a form of pediatric bipolar illness known as BPI.
You guys kill me. I love it. It's a job for how though no
matter what I was I found the database maybe this is the one
that buzzkill Jr. told me about it's the arrow with experiences
vault.
Yeah, that's all these druggies apparently there's a large
contingent of people on the interwebs like to just take
drugs and then report back right
but this is an actual searchable database
if you want to take something you go to this website and it
tells you what's gonna happen to you so I looked up how doll and
apparently a bunch of Guy by the way yeah, there's a bunch of
guys in there they go do not take this.
Now there's quite a few of those. In fact, I looked up how
doll and here it is, the entry is held all body convulsions of
death, and like okay, this
like it odd. That doesn't sound fun, but do you remember
one of the one of the main as side effects of hell ball and so
this so this guy is like he he was feeling kind of weird. I'll
just I'll read from his entry but halfway down. He gets some
chocolate cake from From the from the fridge, so he's
tripping out about three bites into the chocolate cake, my
tongue began pushing against the back of my teeth, almost like I
had bad cotton mouth, I would pull it back and it would slowly
edge forward until it was pressing against my teeth. This
is the this is the snake like tongue movements. Feeling a bit
strange. I went to my room to lay down this is approximately
24 hours since I'd taken the handle. Upon arriving in my
room, I was unable to sleep because of the involuntary
movements of my tongue. I drank some water and tried to relax,
but it was getting worse. Now my tongue was pushing past my teeth
and prior to protruding from my mouth, I would have to forcibly
pull it back and lock my jaw down. And I began to get a
little scared. Yeah, no shit. I just did to try to completely
relax and maybe I could go to sleep with my tongue stuck out.
My tongue continued to push out until it stretched to the point
it was painful. I began to panic. Yeah, and it first thing
and forced it back in and clenched my jaw shut. After
clenching my jaw for about 10 minutes, my neck began to slowly
bend to the right. Much like my tongue, I was unable to stop its
movement or hold my head up straight any longer than a few
seconds. Now I'm in my room by myself. My tongue is stuck all
the way out. My head is crushed into my shoulder. And I'm crying
because it feels like I'm about to break my own neck from the
force of the muscles clenching. This lasted for four hours. I
can't wait to try it. This is fantastic. Fantastic. Anyway,
hey, in the morning to you, John C. Dvorak
in the morning, do you Adam curry in the morning all ships
at sea boots on the ground subs in the water and feet in the air
also good. Good in the morning to our knights out there who
have supported the show. So well,
though We highly appreciate that, of course. And once again,
Martin JJ clocked in with the art for the previous episode
453. And I'd like to say a hearty in the morning to
everybody in the chat room. All of our human resources, they're
lined up ready to go all charged up and already thinking about
trying their own dose of health all to no agenda. chat.net No,
Jenna stream.com. And so my Twitter got hacked.
Well, your Twitter got hacked. And that happened this morning.
That happened to me about a year and a half ago, two years ago.
And I know exactly what happened
to It's so dumb. I was looking at Instagram because this is now
this is like kids say the only social platform I use is
Instagram.
I swear to God, you go go jump off a bridge.
That's what I know. Man. I don't do Twitter or Facebook. The only
social platform on is Instagram.
But of course he living in Connecticut. What kids are you
talking to?
My daughter and her friends.
I know talk like Connecticut.
Now. Oops, no. Emphasis added for entertainment on the pond.
And but of course, it's all plugged in through their
Facebook and whatever. So it kind of flows through. And so
now I'm on this and I'm following a couple of her
friends. And this is basically just pictures and then, you
know, and then maybe a little comment or something. And there
was one of our friends had posted. I have naked pictures of
Justin Bieber. I'm like, Okay, I'm game. Like, click on the
link. And then it says, oh, no, you have to go to this link
through Twitter. Oh, Brawley. I know I'm such an anonymous you
shouldn't be putting this out there. So this is this is gonna
embarrass embarrassing,
but that's okay. Because I'm okay to be embarrassed that
people need to know that even I can fall for this don't like,
like, this is these kids they may be actually do have naked
pictures of Justin Bieber. That would be fun.
You just gotta see what I'm investigating for the show. I
know his last name is Bieber
investigating for the show. And then it pulls up a Twitter
screen and says you gotta log in. And I know I know. And as
I'm doing it, and I'm doing it on my phone and like I'm like,
oh, no, I shouldn't I hit it.
Oh, wait a minute. Psycho. You're you're tiny. You're
saying yourself stop.
I couldn't. I couldn't my tongue my tongue extended so far and
hit the button.
By the way that reminds me I think we've talked about this
maybe two or three years ago and I'll bring it up again. There is
a phenomenon and this has been discussed in the media and
elsewhere. There are people that you know that fishing that you
can click here and they will just have they feel that they
are obliged to do it. It's almost like a compulsion. And
that's where a lot of a lot of zombie bots are planted through
these you know, it's just a weird phenomena. You get
yourself into a situation you can't not come Like yes,
yeah, well, but it wouldn't be Tourette's. It could be. Ah, if
only they had a cure for that. But the it's, it's maybe
hopefully a little bit understandable because it was a
new. It's a whole new thing. I'm just Yeah. Wait, wait, wait,
hold on a second backup. Yeah. You knew at the time that you
were doing this that this possibility existed Why didn't
you go change your password immediately on Twitter?
I did, but they had already sent out a link. That's how quick it
went. Holy crap. You're kidding. Yeah, I'd like a diet link. And
of course, here's the funny thing. Diet like people who
follow me are like, Hey, man, I thought it was weird. You were
sending out a diet link. Like they're so gullible. They
clicked on a diet link from me. Seriously. Let me let me give
you the let me tell you what the tweet was. It was pretty funny.
It's so obvious that you would never ever click on this coming
from me. Hold on. It was out this Twitter thing. Do you find
it slow? Something else? Oh, here it is.
This after I erased the Zune.
This is the this is the fastest all caps way to shed body fat in
two weeks. Come on people. You got to know that that's not me.
You want to use some of the some of the responses to people can
laugh at me. But the people are clicked out of there just as
silly. Let's see. Did you get hacked Adam curry? Hey, you have
really strange tweets you're sending out? Hey, man, that link
you sent is not safe. According to Chrome.
Hey, the guy is gullible guy. That guy
doesn't but there's a couple of them. A couple of them. Ah, you
sent out a site considered by Twitter to be unsafe?
Yeah. Okay. As if you had done it.
Yeah. Now, let me offset all of this. Let me offset that. ADSC
by saying that, yesterday, I passed my ham exam.
Go What's your you get your call letters? No, not yet. I think it
was in the mail, I guess. Yeah.
And here's what was cool because I went for the the technician
test. This was by the way this this was hilarious. John,
Whittington. And when you took your test, what kind of people
were at the test?
Well, there was about 20 people. And they're all about 60 years
old.
Right? So I had the same guys except they were from Texas. And
of course there's five of them sitting up there kind of like on
a Deus because you have to
write there's a there's a group at the at the top. And when you
turn your questions in, you do it to run into the guys and the
checker. And they never tell you what you got wrong.
I know. But so first of all, there's the five guys and
they're all you know, seasoned hams and they have badges. You
know, we'd like they're all
experts. Yeah, they're the extra guys are there ve top
notch. They're the the grand Pooh Bahs of Hamden, as wasn't
any of those guys know who you were absolutely not no clue
whatsoever. Two of them knew me. And so there's maybe five people
taking a test. And I'm the only newbie. And, and, and it's
always, and they're not quiet during the test. They're talking
to each other. And they're walking around. Did you have the
same thing? There wasn't like no order whatsoever? No, no, I
didn't have that. And I was taking the test. And people were
coming in and they were late. And then they started late. And
he's got one guy was juggling. I swear to God, I'm taking the
test. He's juggling. And the other guy's like, well, that's
cool. Can you do 3k? Do 4k Do five? And then one guy, and I'm
taking the test. And he says, Hey, do you know what DNA stands
for? This is the level of of humor. So do you know what DNA
stands for John? Know what
we know what does DNA Stan first of all, of course, there
was a guy there who actually knew what the abbreviation DNA
stands for, which is
deoxyribonucleic acid or something like exactly.
And then he said, No, that's not what it stands for. This is what
what is it stands for National dyslexic Association. That is
actually quite funny. And I'm taking the test. I'm like, Oh,
my God, I can't believe this. This is actually you have to
have when the guy says yes, that's Dr. Dionne, Brookfield
nucleic acid and the guy goes, nope, that's a national dyslexic
Association. Oh, geez. Okay. Exactly. I'm like tripping out.
So I handed in my my test.
That's a distraction. Somebody.
I handed my test. The guy goes, Oh, man, you almost aced. It
just had one wrong. You should do the general. Like, I didn't
study for the general tests. You said you didn't do it anyway.
You didn't cost anything? Yes, true. So but I had I literally
had not looked at the general test. So I sit down I'm like,
oh, Oh my god, if I only looked at the test that could have aced
this one too, in general is not that hard now, so I got like 15
wrong or something. So I didn't pass that but I'll go back in a
month and I mean, come on is this is this is easy. This is
almost like getting your pilot's license is like, wow, okay, now
I immediately I want to I want to get on the stick. You know
what I can't I can't be talking about it. I have to wait for my
callsign but I've already I already figured I've got a
repeater right here in Austin, which I can access and what
system I can get right into wins. I've been listening to
wins all out all last night. I was listening to the wind
system. Okay, so I can get right in. Now of course,
we could do the next podcast over the winds system on on that
ham on the I don't know, it's I think the point seven or
something
on the channel seven you mean? So no. Nine to 107?
No, no, no The 400 megahertz or whatever
that oh, that's that's just your local node. I'm actually it's
actually being round. I
know mine Dulko. No, I'm just saying you whatever your
whatever you can plug into it. It's going to be some VHF.
Right. But we have the frequency. But that's all over
over stuff. Well, you got to have full denodo No, no, not on
wins. Yes. wins is What are you talking about?
I've been gone on and off and on you GIAC like normal and you
just wait for somebody to come back to you. Right? Over? I've
never heard you. Oh,
you have to Anki the microphone. You don't keep paying the mic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
Right. So we need a full duplex system. But I think but it would
be pretty easy for us to set that up.
Maybe? I don't think it's I think I don't think it's allowed
to do our show on the ham bands. Yeah, this
as long as not playing regulation. He's my he's my
favorite question. And it's on the the technical test, the
technician test as well as the general test. When is it allowed
to play music? On on any frequency?
Device? I know never. Oh,
yes. It's allowed when you're retransmitting a broadcast from
Mission Control to astronauts in space. Because they play the
stupid songs to wake them up in the morning. Yeah, so that's
actually a rule. That's a rule now. I cannot wait. I cannot
wait. It's gonna be so fun. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be all the
Hey, I'm monitoring John, what are you we should
be probably get into this and get one of those get one of
those huge antennas and get down to that extremely long
wavelength stuff.
Ya know, I got to do the 3030 meters or whatever and have
a foot where all the old codgers aren't gonna have
a full full wavelength antenna.
I'm in Brussels. Right talk to Pels Mach.
Course Hey, ma'am. I'm talking to Brussels and 500 milliwatts
with CW
that's B milli watts. It'd be up to 50,000
if you're using CW if you're using O C doesn't make any
difference right then then you're like you're
there. I can't imagine that. I
heard a guy boasting about just that last night. Like, yeah, I
tried to make it a 500 milliwatts to Brazil, on CW F
150 hertz bandwidth. I got nerd points, though. Got big nerd
points on all that so. I'll do the general that'll be fun. And
then I'm gonna do it. Now. I figured out how these repeaters
work. It's cool.
But raise the monster basically. It was bad enough.
Now he does. He's never on. He doesn't even do anything. He
never said he's got
his license. He got this huge rig in his place up there. Holy
mackerel. Really. He's got like a whole shack. He's got like
some old somebody that bunch of guys donated this stuff. Oh,
really?
He got like free stuff. Yeah, but it's not just
free stuff. Got like an old am transmitter from ksfo that's
been rigged to run on ham. It's got like, glowing tubes. And
it's unbelievable. It's like it's all been refurbished. Looks
like it's brand new from 1930 to
like a TSA body scanners what you're saying it's just glowing
it's really it's really hot. Why he's got an old he's got
somebody gave him one of those remember those old boards used
to have those giant pots he's huge knobs like a Heathkit No,
I'm talking about the in the radio station is all radio
station stuff.
Oh, I like the mixer board. Do you mean the big old fashioned
with with the big audition
or the giant? The two giant VU meters
and the switch under each pot which means audition or program.
Exactly. He's got a picture of insanity you're looking at.
Jello thing looks like it was just manufactured yesterday by
the way. I you So I've I've done shows on those. And then you had
and then you had the turntable, which we've had like a gear
shift. So you queue up the record and you'd flip the gear
shift.
Now most of the most of the way here in the US have a we did it
all with the with the felt pads and slider. No,
no, no, that was after the big. The big gear shift. I use this
in Salem, West Virginia. I use this a wi TB. Yeah, fair.
I've never used one with the big gearshift on there.
Yeah. Anyway, and
all I knew is slip cueing.
Yeah, well, we used to build our own where we built a, we'd take
apart a relay. And then you take it out of the plastic housing,
and you'd put the slip mat in between the the contacts of the
relay. And then you jerry rig, a micro switch in into your mixing
board. So when the pot was closed the fader it would
actuate the the the magnetic coil in the relay, and it would
snap closed on the slip mat. So when you allow that fader, then
it would immediately started on your way. Yeah, we used to build
those ourselves. God, hello, everybody. You thought that that
ham radio stuff was nerdy? Yeah.
Back to the show. No, no.
One more thing. One more thing. I'm frightened. I'm now you
know, I'm really living in Austin, that I've really settled
down because not only they get my ham license,
because you shot an Indian.
One of our producers, Charlie Thompson, who has been listening
for quite a while. And he's a this is great. He's a semi
retired chip designer. He took me up flying and introduced me
to everybody in Austin aviation. So now I can start flying around
again, I know where to rent a plane. Really cheap. And it was
this. This is so awesome. You've been to Austin Bergstrom
airport, right? Yeah, big airport. And it's a professional
airports.
Now you know, the problem. Let me give me give a pet peeve out.
So you know, they had a really nice airport in Austin. Before
they built this monstrosity that you're bragging about. It was a
cool little place very much like the the, the airport in Hilo,
Hawaii or some, you know, very quaint. And it was of course, on
the was a kitty corner to the other side of town. It was I
thought, you know, it's just waves not even where the new
airport is. And so when they built a new airport, and I went
there, I figured it was where the old airport was like they
did Oakland for example. And they had an old airport, they
built a new one right next door. So and I knew my way around
Austin pretty well. So I started driving. And I'm somewhere
toward Waco. By the time I figured out that I'm supposed to
be going in one direction been going in the opposite direction
thinking that's the way to go the wrong way. Yeah. And I had
to get out get a measure how the hell and I it took me actually
while I finally ran into a cop said Yeah, I got the airport. He
says, oh, yeah, another one. Apparently this happens to a lot
of people.
Okay, so So yeah, so that's your pet peeve. Whatever. Austin
Burke's from the new airport is 2020 minutes from downtown is
very professional, we can have a you know, 740 sevens, as long as
you don't try to hook up to a gate. But we've got Southwest
American, it's big. It's a big regional hub. And, and of
course, you know, they've got the naked body scanners and
they've got their TSA and everything. So you go to the
south side of the airport, which is the executive, you know, the
general aviation. And there's basically two FBO to feel based
operators, you got signature air and then Atlantic aviation. And
you just walk in and you say, hey, and you just walk right
through right onto the tarmac, you know, and I swear to God,
there's there's good old boys with their shotguns, putting
them in in the back of their Cessnas getting ready for a
weekend hunting trip on the tarmac. So I could have just
walked through there with my stinger. knelt down and shoot me
a Southwest jet out of the air. The whole security theater on
the other side is just laughable. When you see how laid
back and easy it is. Oh, yay. How you doing man? I'm just
gonna walk over here. And that's good. No safety jackets. No
yellow jackets. No passes. None of that. Just go to the
airplane. Whatever you want.
Love that. Well, that's good. Yeah. So it should be
exactly anyways, it was really great. Charlie flew me around.
We looked at the the Formula One track which of course is going
to be used in about what is it what, in a month from now? Less
than a month from now?
Yeah, Don't be a zoo. Oh, it's gonna be pretty funny. And we
fluid flow around the Euro trash is going to react to the city of
Austin.
Well, the city of Austin is not ready. They have no clue. They
do not understand what the Eurotrash wants. They have no
clue now they'll be ready next year but this year, they're
gonna be like what? You want to what you want $1,000 bottle of
Moet Chandon to spray over these people were you ain't gonna
drink it. What? No, no, that they have no idea W Hotel is
clueless, clueless. And they think that they're gonna have to
have a helipad next to the W. Like, yeah, we're gonna win.
We're pretty sure some people want to take a helicopter out.
Dude, you need the big Sikorsky 25 person helicopter, you have
no idea what these people are going to demand. Anyways, funny,
it'd be good for Austin. They'll learn a lot. And it'll be
interesting. So, but so I thought it was quite good of
myself that I had not mentioned the flying until after I'd
flown. But that was good for the continuation of the show.
Yes, I keep it that way. By the way. Yeah. And you will never
hear that I'm going flying. You only hear if I went flying. Is
their favorite method. Oh, so sorry. Oh, cheese. Oh, yeah.
Well, just some kind of technical problem.
Yeah, I ran out of gas. The sun was rolling to motor.
That is the technical description. Something wrong
with the motor. But if you are just tuned in, you're listening
to as Governor Romney would say no agenda for the future. No
agenda for America. No agenda for a second term. Did you catch
that bit? Yeah,
I never clipped it. But I heard it when I heard I saw.
Yes. funny because I didn't clip it either. And I see somebody.
Yeah, someone sent it to me. And I heard like, I got like a
million emails. Oh, man. He said no agenda. And we get a lot of
these were someone says he must be listening to the show. Like
no, he's not listening to the listening to them. Don't even
look at those when people say, hey, this, like fill in the
blank. politician must be annoyed agenda listener? No.
Yeah.
Yeah. No politicians in this country that listen to no
agenda? None.
He's not happening. Oh, the chat room who said this? He'll be
annoyed if they did. We're so sorry to report that Adam curry
accidentally walked into the propeller.
Got him by the legs. Yeah, I got him. I got I got
Oh, my goodness. And in the midst of all that, I also was
able to work on the show for quite a lot of interesting
little things going on. But I see that you've done the same,
you've come in with a quite a nice amount of, of slippage,
which always excites me.
Well let go and let me go through one of them right off
the bat, which is and this is one of the I took a bunch of the
CCTV shows, and I put together a what amounts to a narrative Oh,
and you can conclude for yourself what's going on
and narrative? Does that mean like kind of a story line,
there's
a story line. When you play a clip, it will do a clip and then
we'll say okay, there's that and then it would do it's just set
him up. So we know that these are separate clips. So you can
kind of understand how the story is slowly developing. And then
you can conclude for yourself what's going to happen, but I
think it's pretty obvious. Do you remember on the last show,
we talked about how the US or was maybe the show before that
the US and Japan were doing these joint?
Yes, yes. Joint to Naval Operations, I believe.
Yes. To, to to retake an island. Yes,
an island, which was not mentioned in the report.
Exactly. And of course, the Japanese Of course, we're having
conflicts with two different countries about these islands.
So let's start with this narrative. There's only five
clips here. But I think you can come to some sort of conclusion
of what might be going on if you play them in order start with
number one.
Japanese media says the Japanese and US governments have decided
to cancel their planned joint military exercise on an
uninhabited island in Okinawa Prefecture. The exercise had
been planned for November the fifth, it was designed to
simulate the coordination of forces to recover an island
occupied by an enemy. And this had been the first plan Japan us
full scale joint Island recovery exercise held on a Japanese
island. It said the cancellation of the drill has been called by
Japan's Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda.
Okay, let me just see if I have this right in case There will be
among write this down from an in case there would be an island
that would need to be it was occupied and need to be
liberated. Okay, I've got it. Um, my interest is piqued.
Okay, was it there we go to clip number two.
Japan's defense ministry says it's increased the number of
fighter jets deployed towards China and Russia since July.
Japan's air Self Defense Force scrambled its planes more than
50 times from July to September, more than three times the number
in April to June. Japanese jets were scrambled over 200 times
from April to September as a precaution against approaching
foreign aircraft, the highest number in 10 years. It
intercepted Russian planes 134 times in the six month period.
The two countries have a territorial dispute over four
islands called the northern territories by Japan and the
South Korea's lie Russia
plot thickens so we move on to three
okay to number three,
Germany has given Japan the cold shoulder on the Diaoyu Islands
issue just as the British and French did earlier this week.
First of all, the blue khaki islands the Dow the Diaoyu
Islands What do you call it?
That's what the Chinese called the Dow you or whatever they
call it? Right and these have southern so apparently the one
of the Japanese Foreign Minister somebody went over to Europe and
no,
we're not interested. We're giving you the cold shoulder.
Yeah, so we move on to narrative point number four.
Wait, didn't I? Oh, yes. Number four. Here we got
a team of seven naval vessels from the north China Sea fleet
has completed a 17 day training and arrived in east China's
Qingdao city. During the training Chinese marine forces
entered the waters near the Diaoyu Islands for the first
time. The vessels conducted anti piracy drills, international
aid, anti submarine and air defense drills, missile
destroyers and comprehensive supplement chip the Hongfa who
took part in the event.
So this wasn't covered much in the
base on our site. No, we had the binders of women because what I
recall was the
women meanwhile, so the Japanese canceled their exercise, but the
Chinese went ahead with theirs. And so the kicker becomes clip
number five,
and Japan has refused to join a un initiative led by 16
countries to make atomic weapons illegal. Kyoto news agency says
the 16 nations drafted a statement for submission to the
first Committee of the UN General Assembly that calls on
all states to intensify their efforts to outlaw nuclear
weapons and achieve a world free of nuclear weapons. Japan the
only country to have ever come under nuclear nuclear attack has
refused to back the initiative after being asked to endorse it
earlier this week. Wow.
You remember those like Nagasaki and Hiroshima stuff now we think
we will kind of like Be on the lookout for that. Wow.
That's so there's your narrative that can't figure out what might
possibly happen in this situation? It doesn't look like
a lot of fun whereas
we say what what could possibly go wrong with this scenario? It
just can't imagine Wow. And that was on that China TV. Yeah,
of course the Chinese have a you know a dog in the hunt. Yeah,
but it was pretty when I started picking up on this and I went
back and I picked full pull these clips together because it
sounds like you know this sounds like they're building up I mean,
and now there's you know, they're gonna No poopoo the nuke
thing it's not good
no Wow. Okay that That's mean.
We need to rearm Japan that's what we need you don't already
armed the Germans rearm Japan what could go wrong? Do
you think that what do you think that they are not armed at all
they must have something
all right oh no they got all these days they have these
fleet? No they got a navy right it's my nervous small but they
have one and they can build ships have you you know have
never noticed me for a while they were the biggest ship
builders in the world. And then they've got a bunch of our our
jets now it just possibly could be you know, we could be
fomenting all this just to sell more arms. Because the new jets
are really expensive.
Well, this does seem like like a pretty, pretty decent idea
considering our economy is based upon selling death machinery.
Yeah, I saw on this morning on there was a conversation. I want
to say maybe it was CNN. They were talking about how awesome
the awesomely low the are unemployment rate is in
Virginia, which apparently was like, five 5%. Like, yeah, okay.
It's Virginia is where the entire military industrial
complex lives to then go into the Pentagon and all the
surrounding areas to go work on this stuff. They can't No wonder
that unemployment is low. And of course, everyone there is on
antidepressants.
Virginia is for lovers. Yeah. Hey, now.
Let's thank our producers. I think we saw I think we have
two.
Yeah, we have two and one apparently I didn't see on the
original spreadsheet. But I guess, sir Jean, yes. You have
to you have gave you a tuner dollars.
Yes, he did. Yesterday, he. We after our farmers market
shopping extravaganza. We sat down with with Mike and Jane
Molaro, who are our Austin based producers. Mike, of course, made
the John C. Dvorak head on a stick that we took around the
country on our Hot Pockets tour. And so they just got married, so
they just come back from from their wedding and honeymoon in
the
Cook Islands. Oh, the Cook Islands and people love to cook
he
said when they said they had like a cabin for like, you know,
50 bucks a night right on the beach. Yeah, which apparently
and it gets like nine hours from LA or something. They looked
like they had a really good time.
And not only that, but there's something in that there's some
angle of the sun or something. You get this really unusual
looking tan that's very attractive.
Now, it's funny that you say that because Jean Jean Jane Jean
also looked attractive for Jane looked smokin hot. I don't know
what it was, but I guess it was the angle of the sun. Actually
might look pretty hot too.
There's a theory I ran into a guy who is a Cook Island
official. This is a weird story. But Cook Island aficionado cook.
They have a certain look to his tan and he goes to the Cook
Islands just to get this look. Really Okay. Well, he told me
that that's where he got the ideas. He says the Cook Islands
he says are just weird tan that you can't get anyplace else in
the world. He says I just go there to look like this. And he
looked good.
Yeah, no, they both look really good. That's interesting. Okay,
well, now I'm sorry that we discussed this on the show
because his Mickey was already like, Hey, I like that sound.
They look so healthy. Don't you think? By the way, she She talks
like march like an old woman versus Marge Simpson. Hey, she
looks so healthy. Let's go to the Caribbean islands.
But so yeah, you should go to the Cook Islands. And why don't
share the activity Saudi Yeah,
exactly. So So surgeon came down from Dallas. And he had a
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Rain rain,
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karma doesn't want anything else. He just wants to the
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And if you you know, while you're considering supporting
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formula is this, we go out, we hit people in the mouth
the President had his did his weekly YouTube address, which as
you know, I watch religiously. Let me see how many people watch
that today? Almost second youtube.com/white house? I mean,
because of course, the only people who could be watching it
are I mean, do you think citizens watch it? Or is it just
see how many Oh, 7000 watches it,
but you and some agencies from overseas 7000
views? Seven. That's a lot, actually. So let's listen to the
opening, shall we?
I have a Barney that doll singing that's got over 2
million views. Hi, everybody.
I gotta get back into my Obama thing. Hello, everybody. Hey,
hi, everybody.
You've actually kind of lost it.
Hi, everybody. I gotta practice. Let's see. Let's see. Hi,
everybody. Hi, everybody. Hi, everybody.
In recent weeks, you might have noticed something, or maybe
heard the sound of it.
Have you heard? Have you heard the sound of it? Yeah, I have.
What could the sound what could the sound be John?
I don't know. But it doesn't sound good.
New homes are going up. Oh, FAK. Hammers being nailed. Stop.
What's that sound? Everybody look what's going on new homes
in America at the fastest pace in more than four years. At the
same time, more homes are being sold. Home values are back on
the rise. And foreclosure filings are at their lowest
point in the five years since the housing bubble burst, and
left millions of responsible families holding the back. It's
a
miracle. It's just a miracle. I mean, it's also bogus. If you
just listen. Do you hear that? I can hear the sound of houses
being built. That's right. So that I thought that was funny.
But then I saw both the President and the and the ex
governor at this thing called the Al Smith dinner.
Yeah, you know, I was thinking he actually, I got I got
a clip each from each of them. I figured, okay, cuz it's funny
because I looked at this, and it was on C span. And like, oh,
John's gonna clip that. And then I thought, You know what,
somehow I have this weird feeling you're not going to do
it. And I actually
have a clip of clips, and I just didn't. I just do i didn't know
i just didn't do it. I think it was a mistake.
I think so too. Because so what is the history behind this Al
Smith?
I never heard of the Al Smith dinner until this year. That's
the history of it.
Really? No, that can't be because I
know it is. No, no, no, the history of it. That's my history
of it. I don't know what the history of it is. I'm just
telling you. I've never heard of the Al Smith dinner ever. We
have been doing the show for almost five years, we celebrate
a fifth anniversary on the 26th of October.
The same day, Windows eight comes out and I know
I'm like oh crap. We're gonna be snowed under. No one will be
talking about our anniversaries are going to be Windows eight.
And I don't recall ever talking about this Al Smith dinner
either. We're just it's the house out the Alfred E. Smith
Memorial Foundation dinner. It's held at the Waldorf Astoria in
New York on the third Thursday of October. And it started in
1945. One year after this Al Smith guy died. Who was
this was a he was a candidate for president. You can look him
up Yeah, no,
but I just don't understand why is that mean? Is this like some
kind of Bilderberg elitist thing that they all have to wait? It's
white tie. This is the thing that's even more unknown as
white tights white tie. Anyway, so the idea is it's kind of
like, well, actually, as I was watching, as I was watching
this, I kind of got angry because all the press is there
because I saw Jake Tapper was tweeting and everyone's tweeting
from Oh, the President made a funny. Romney said something
very humorous. But the things that actually saying shows you
how the press is and the elites are laughing at us cannon
fodder. While making jokes about it in private, I'll give you a
few examples. Let's start with the President.
Winter lose. This is my last political campaign. So I'm
trying to drink it all in. Unfortunately, Mayor Bloomberg
will only let me have 16 ounces.
See, when I hear that they're all laughing because like, we're
cutting this leaves off. No dream for you. You want I mean,
you can see this funnel, I
know exactly what you mean. I, here's the problem. I have,
first of all, a n written by professional comic writers,
extremely, extremely professionally written extremely
professional comic writers. And the material is quite good. It
could be done. It could be extra by anybody. I mean, anyone could
do these jokes, or that they're that kind of joke. In fact,
especially Reg,
give me the white tie. And I'll be even funnier with with my
tics where the Tourette's will be even better than the
B it would actually add some visual humor to it. Anyway. It's
uh, it's self deprecating in a funny kind of way. And it's also
it's also insulting to the public who's been watching these
debates, because the two guys go make fun of themselves at the
debates and make fun of the other guy. And the whole thing
is, it's, it's borderline. You know, I think I can't come up
with the right word to describe it. But there's a, there's a,
there's something very insulting about it that I can't put my
finger on. It's like they're not taking this seriously, or the
whole thing is a big, big joke. big joke. Yeah, the whole
election between these two guys that left Gary Johnson out of
the debates, and all the rest of the scam is a big joke. And here
we are with our buddies in the mainstream media, yucking it up
and drink in and wearing expensive clothes and making fun
of ourselves and having a great old time. And screw you public.
Because this is just a big joke. That is the message that comes
across to me. Oh, in
fact, I'm glad you set that up, you'd basically set up my clip.
That's okay. I'm still making the most of my time in the city.
Earlier today. I went shopping at some stores in Midtown. I
understand Governor Romney went shopping for some stores in
Midtown.
is exactly what you're talking about. We're also rich and
funny. Screw you little people. It's the same. You know, when
you're walking along and you throw up in your mouth a little
bit. That's that's the feeling I get when I listen to this. We're
like, oh, you know, you're not really sick to your stomach. But
ah, and then you have to decide you're gonna spit it out or
swallow. You know, that's kind of what this
brought back some great memories. Because some you know,
I went to school here in New York. Had a wonderful experience
here.
Oh, oh, yes. The black man went to school in New York. Oh, we
Democrats are so happy. So happy. That's what that is.
Trust me. People
used to love walking through Central Park, love to go to old
Yankee Stadium, the house that Ruth built, although he really
did not build that.
All right. So of course, Romney would not be outdone, I think
that Romney actually is a better comedian. And this may, you
know, it's very hard. When you're, you know, when you're a
comedian who runs a country? I think it's I think it's just
harder to deliver certain types of jokes and certain types of
lines. And Romney Of course, being the underdog, almost has
nothing to lose in this scenario. And he had and I would
wager, John, that the writing is done by the same people the same
team? Oh, no,
that's a possibility when I did the windows rows back in the
late 80s. And they wanted me to organize these everybody's
material I hired a bunch of comedians are actually comic
writers. And we put together a script for everybody exalt
everybody had it was all written by the same guys and exactly,
exactly No, I agree with that. It didn't they also had the same
style of joke
here comes.
Sorry for the extraneous applause, though. I'm glad to be
able to join in this venerable tradition. Of course I'm I'm
pleased with the President's here. We were chatting
pleasantly this evening is if Tuesday night never happened. I
credit that
of course to the cardinal he is. It's taken New York's highest
spiritual authority to get us back on our best behavior.
The laughing That wasn't even a joke that's that's how wired up
these people are. But here comes the joke.
I was actually hoping the President would bring Joe Biden
along this evening. Because he'll laugh at anything.
I gotta tell you, you can hear but it was actually a funny
yeah, no. But
listen, this is you can hear the joke. People are laughing. And
then they realize what the joke really is. Because Joe Biden, of
course, was laughing during the vice presidential debate when
we're talking about death and mayhem and you know, whatever
the topic was, Biden was laughing you can hear that
second wave come in. And this is what bugged me about this.
Because the press is there. The press, you are now laughing?
Yeah. Wasn't that crazy? That idiot Joe Biden was laughing
during the most serious topics in the debate. But you look at
television, where's ABC with Jake Tapper, then say, hey, the
Vice President looked like a dick. Why was there not a single
person on television talked about that? I mean, you unless
you can show me the clip. And that's what really irritates me.
Here's the mainstream media, laughing about the things that
we are saying, like guys need to get the annual you can't be
laughing, like, like a fool all the time during this debate. And
no one in the mainstream news set it. But they all know it.
They all think it's funny. They all think it's a good joke when
they're all yucking it up together, drinking their
Chardonnays, whatever that fancy wine is they got
Yeah, I'm sure it's Chardonnay. As a matter of fact, the you
know, we have an economic depression we're in and there's
a jobless crisis. And there's a we people are droning, you know,
innocence in the middle of nowhere. And, and these guys
are, I mean, it's really almost like Nero fiddling. I mean,
it's, it's very disturbing that I mean, if these guys are going
to do this, I mean, it's like a club. And this is a reason for
private clubs. I mean, you can go if they're in a private club,
so you can do this without someone looking at it. And they
were had their had their phones off, and no cameras allowed.
Yeah. And they did this shit. We wouldn't be upset by it. But
it's also I think, more appropriate to do it that way.
Because this is throwing it in your face.
And they're both there in the same another on Monday night.
Parties, by the way, and a Monday night, they're gonna go
out there, and they're going to pretend like they hate each
other. And then like, they're stupid, and you know, now is
extremely annoying. And I think we're the only people who really
call them on it. Because the rest of the world is like, that
was a funny joke here. But you have to look beyond the idiocy.
I picked up this clip. And by the
way, anyway, again, professional writer, you can go hire a group
of comedic writers very inexpensively, by the way, it's
a steal. Yeah. And do this yourself. I mean, it's not but
effective. These idiots in the press are probably don't they
probably think that Obama is writing his own material for
online? I don't know.
Oh. I just shudder at the thought of how idiotic This is.
Well, well, you know what, I'm okay with it. Because the more
is the stupid the presses, the longer we'll be in business.
Just on this campaign issue, because you brought it up about
the, you know, the now on the 23rd, we do have the alternative
third party debate, which is gonna be hosted by Larry King, I
think streamed on the internet. And it's like, you know, some
channel like the o the o n a channel or something I don't get
Yeah, hopefully, Victoria's Secret won't have something
going on. Yeah,
it's been probably, we'll be talking about the we'll be
ramping up towards the Windows release or whatever, or there'll
be some iPhone news or something that that won't, you know, will
obfuscate even the live stream. But the reason why this is all
taking place is because we have the Commission on Presidential
Debates, the CPD and they sponsored the debates. And I
went looking into some history on this. Do you know when this
started this this this CPD?
I think it was the second Reagan Administration is fairly new.
No, it's much older, much older than Well, hold on a second.
When would the second Reagan administration be what year
would that be? Maybe I'm wrong, that would be 84. Okay, so yeah,
you're actually spot on the money. So the way it worked
before is the debates which were televised commercially. You had
sponsors for the debates, and then the CPD came in and then
they arranged the sponsors and they're kind of like the front
organization. But back in the day, it was the League of Women
Voters. Do you remember this? The League of Women,
right, and actually the reason for the CPD was because they
wouldn't allow if it was something to do with third
parties. I think they didn't want somebody to be in the
debate and one of the sponsors dropped down and it became a
scandal. There was some crazy story that made this all so I
got His idea is just the idea is to, is to lock this thing down.
So we were stuck listening to these two guys instead of any
alternative ideas or current candidates.
So I thought it would be interesting to listen to the
1988 announcement by the League of Women Voters who withdrew as
a sponsor, because the CPD was just all in Now we're talking
1988 People who listened to the show, some people were not even
born in 1988. And this is how long this bullcrap has been
going on that they've been molded this into to only two
parties, you can only vote for guy red or guy blue guy a or guy
B, or maybe woman eventually. And, and, and you've been a true
representation of who was running for president has been
withheld from you. And I thought just interesting. Listen to a
minute and a half clip of the withdrawal of the League of
Women Voters and the reasons and just a portion of the reasons
for it.
Representatives of the two campaigns came to us on
September 28, just two weeks before the debate. With an
agreement we were told we had to sign. The agreement had been
reached by the campaign chairman, and it spelled out
everything between themselves. The campaign's had determined
what the television cameras could take pictures of. They had
determined how they would select those who would pose questions
to the candidates. They had determined that the press would
be relegated to the last two rows rows of the hall. They had
determined that they would pack the hall with their supporters,
and they had determined the format. The campaign's agreement
was a closed or masterpiece. The agreement was a done deal they
told us we were supposed to sign it and agree to all of its
conditions. If we did not we were told we would lose the
debate. It's clear that the campaign's wanted the league
stamp of integrity on a shoddy product. Obviously, we have been
presented with campaign demands before. We have agreed to some
and we have challenged and negotiated others. But never in
the long history of the League of Women Voters have two
candidates organizations come to us with such stringent,
unyielding and self serving demands. And Winston Salem,
which you know, is not a league of women voters debate. They
went so far as to insist on reviewing the moderators opening
comments. It turned out that the league had two choices, we could
sign their closed door agreement and hope the event would rise
above the manipulations. Or we could refuse to lend our trusted
name to the charade. The League of Women Voters is announcing
today that we have no intention of becoming an accessory to the
hoodwinking of the American public. Under these
circumstances, the league is withdrawing its sponsorship of
the presidential debates scheduled for mid October in Los
Angeles. So
this was 1988 Can you imagine what they're doing now? And I
and this thing that came out on the internet, this so called
leaked 21 page agreement about the debates. I guarantee you
John, that's just a bullcrap red herring they threw out there,
like Oh, go talk about the ties and about, you know, the number
of minutes and how you shall address each other. There was a
real agreement behind behind the scenes a closed door agreement
that we never saw.
That would make sense if you listen to her. Yeah, I like to
term a hoodwink away American public.
And that was 1988 it translate that to 2012 I think the the hip
hop boys would say they put a cap on yo ass Gee. That's what
it is.
Could we get a scam? Well, we've been kind of pointing this out,
is fun to go back and listen to so that's a great clip. That
would
be a clip of the day if it was
1988 88 of
the day. But ya know, that needs to be reviewed need to be
reminded of these things. I mean, that's a really good find
that where'd you get that?
From C span I want to know.
Oh, good call. Yeah. Man, has these archives. Have you ever
dug through the archives and find the clip missing?
Hmm, I think it's happened once or twice. But it's
happened to me a couple of times. And I've never gotten to
satisfactory response to my complaint.
It was really more like, like a but it's probably more recent
clip. Not an old one, but a recent clip. Now there's
something else that I found rather disturbing. So we have
this new this new commercial from the President, which I
guess this is people are calling it his morning in America. Now
this was was it Ronald Reagan who had the Morning in America
speech, I believe so. And it was this. They turned it into a
commercial maybe it was a commercial. And it was you know,
it's morning and a America and we're all gonna, you know, we're
all gonna die are awesome. And America's the best. We're only
starting, we've only just begun. And so the President has one
similar to that. And there is a big, big, big gaping hole of a
lie in his campaign promise. But let's listen to how awesome he
is in this 32nd clip. Every president inherits challenges.
That's Morgan Freeman. By the way, few have faced so many. I
love it. Every. So first of all, Bush done it. Four years later,
our enemies you hear how beautiful the music changes when
he says four years later? This is so was so well done. Listen,
listen. Yeah, call us later. Our enemies have been brought to
justice. Our heroes are coming home. Yeah, there's a big sign
of bin Laden is dead. When he says that, and now are here the
justice. Justice is it's just vengeance and murdered. Yes. And
our heroes are coming home assembly lines are humming
again.
There are still challenges to meet children to educate our
middle class to rebuild. But the last thing we should do is turn
back now.
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message. So
the big lie that is that is bothering me, because I've seen
the reports from the State Department. And there was a big
meeting in a big NATO meeting. And I'm spacing on where it was.
Because I subscribe to like the military video channel, I get
all these, these video releases. So I'd like a video package, all
you have to do is put your own voiceover and they have the
actual B roll. And then they have Yeah, we should do
a separate show. And we just use, we just write stuff. Yeah.
Do it like did that Space Ghost ask different questions.
But they would only work in video. And of course, that's
actual works. That will never do it. Yes, exactly. Right. But the
but one of the President's promises is I will bring home
our troops from Afghanistan in 2014. Now this is what he's
saying. Correct?
Currently, yes, that's what he's saying currently, currently.
But we're not because we are the mission will continue. We and we
already know that it actually will continue to 2024. But here
is NATO discussing the topic.
It wouldn't be a training mission with the purpose to
train assist, give advice to the Afghan security forces. It will
be a NATO led mission. But we also expect contributions from
partners outside and NATO until now, six partners have announced
that they are prepared to contribute to the training
mission after 2014.
Oh, really? The training mission after now just call it a
training mission. After 2014. They're talking about 2015. We
are not leaving Afghanistan.
No, I wouldn't. And we by the way, they could change it to
training mission anytime they want, because it's never been
declared as a war.
Thank you. Good point. Good point. Counselors are six
countries outside of NATO that are getting involved.
Yeah, he wouldn't say that's not in the report, unfortunately.
But I wonder who it is.
I'm totally wondering. Well, you
got some homework now.
So somebody has homework to do some one of our listeners
someone someone
out there. And of course, I'm I'm ready to wrap it up with the
President does have a new thing. His new slogan? You've heard
this?
No. Oh, please. Yes, you have. Yes, we will. Yes, we can. Yes,
we
won't know so much. Backtracking and sidestepping. We've got,
we've got a we got to name this condition that he's going
through. I think I think it's called rom Misha.
I heard this Yeah. Nice. It's cute.
It's cute. He was killing it when he announced this, if you
care to listen. Yeah, this is where he was really funny. And
nice to see. He had nothing but women behind them. Yeah, we'd
like forward signs. Goodbye, love. Have fun. It was listen.
That's what it's called. And then that's what he's gone
through. I'm not I'm not a medical doctor. But I but I do
want to go over some of the symptoms with you. Because I
want to make sure nobody else catches it.
This is really good. They blew their comedic wad on this.
If you say it, you say you're for equal pay for equal work.
But you keep refusing to say whether or not you'd sign a bill
that protects equal pay for equal work. You might have
amnesia.
So he goes through a whole bunch of those, you know a bunch of
examples and that's That's Romney's Yeah. And so I agree, I
think that was very good. And then he wraps it up with this
lesson.
So, I think you're being able, you're beginning to be able to
if you come down with a case of amnesia and you can't seem to
remember the policies that are still on your website or the
promises you've made over the six years you've been running
for president here's the good news. Obamacare covers pre
existing Commission's
I gotta say, nails it.
It's not bad. I don't think it's the funniest thing I've ever
heard. He was on Jon Stewart, did you see that?
Yes. And I have a clip of Let's
see your lips. Three, but one I don't want to play. Okay, I have
two clips. I want to play the first one where he avoids a
question that Stuart asked him about, you know, the Patriot Act
and all the rest of it. And then he just changes the subject. And
then he wrapped prattles on about one thing or another, and
interdependence, Stewart backs off and make some snide comment.
And then the audience goes crazy for Obama.
So which one? Which one are we playing with be
the one. This is the clip that says Obama on Stewart with idiot
audience.
As it ratchets down, I think people have been surprised to
see the strength of the Bush era warrantless wiretapping laws and
those types of things not also be lessened that the strictures
that he put in place that people might have thought were
government overreach in that, in that maybe they had a mind that
that you would perhaps tone down? Well, you haven't? Well,
you know, the truth is actually we have modified them and built
a
what make them worse
structure and safeguards in place on a whole range of
issues. Now, they're not real sexy issues. They're not the
kinds of things that you're gonna get you don't you don't
know what I find sexy. Labor this way. I mean, I saw you
flash with it. We're not gonna go there. I appreciate that. I'm
still the president. No, I understand that. I respect the
position.
I hereby denounced Jon Stewart, as a shill for the New World
Order. Wow, Lane.
Pay works for Viacom. Where do you expect lay? Now the other
clip I have? The other clip I have I want you to catch. I
think is it a technique that Obama uses? There's the
structure of what he says is a very short clip. This is the
interesting Obama technique. Speaking you may have got this
already. But see if you can spot it. Otherwise, I'll make you
play again,
what's happened is we've got 5 million homes that have already
we've seen foreclosures prevented. We have a settlement
with the banks that provides another $25 billion dollars to
help the housing market. But the central question is there, there
are a whole bunch of things that we can do right now. Right, that
will make the recovery. Even stronger. Put more folks back to
work. When you look at what we did with the auto industry. You
mean that
even stronger? That's the only thing I get out of it. I guess I
guess I'm not hearing what you're hearing. Let me just ask
you that here. Okay. I'm gonna play it again.
And just play it again and see, maybe I just need a second pass.
Is it okay?
Okay. Yeah.
So what's happened is we've got 5 million homes that have
already we've seen foreclosures prevented, we have a settlement
with the banks that provides another $25 billion to help the
housing market. But the central question is, there are a whole
bunch of things that we can do right now. Right, that will make
the recovery, even stronger, put more folks back to work when you
look at what we did with the auto industry.
So perhaps is, here's what I was on the second pass, I hear being
very specific about 5,000,000,020 5 billion, and
then there's a whole bunch of things we can do. But that's
probably not it either.
This is even better than I thought. Okay, well, here's what
now you can listen to it third time, and here's what you have
to ask yourself. After you hear this specifically, tell me what
the central question is,
because we've got 5 million homes that have already we've
seen foreclosures prevented. We have a settlement with the banks
that provides another $25 billion dollars to help the
housing market. But the central question is, there are a whole
bunch of things that we can do right now. Right, that will make
the recovery even stronger. Put more folks back to work. When
you look at what we did with the auto industry,
yeah, the central question is not a question just a whole
bunch of things we can do right now.
So he uses the term, the central question is to get your
attention it your brain is now going to wait for the question.
And stead he gives you a pat answer as though it's the answer
to some question that was never asked. There is no question.
This is really good. Now, why does he say here's? Go ahead.
I'm sorry, go? No, no, no, no, no, I'm just gonna say, Matt.
Imagine you dropping, you know, just say, well add him to the
question that the question that needs to be addressed, is we've
we've got that new car in the driveway and everybody's happy.
I mean, it's essentially a switcheroo right in the middle
of your it's a brain that's another short circuiting device.
There is no central question. He doesn't ask a central question.
He just says the central question is, then never says no,
I'm going
to use this. I'm going to use this in everything. And I'm
going to try it out. Because I, you. So first of all, let me I'm
going to give you I'm going to give you a clip of the day, this
is a mind controlling Clip of the Day. So you deserve that
first clip to that short circuit your brain and you think that
you're cool, now I'll get you later. So I'm just gonna use it
for every I'm gonna try to miss Mickey to the central question
is blue shots are great. I can hear a significant delay. I feel
we have a delay for some reason. Like really weird. So we just
reconnect is to see if there's like something going on that we
can just get rid of.
It's probably nothing going on. Yeah, well, let's just low slow
deterioration.
Yeah, we'll just disconnect and reconnect. I'm disconnecting and
I shall reconnect doo doo doo doo doo. Did you reconnect? Of
course. Of course, now, it'll completely screw everything up.
It'll never work again. You back?
There. Yeah. Okay. Go back and fix things. So
no, you don't have to go through all that new year. I'm sorry, I
should have realized. Yeah. So here's the one thing that I
picked up from that interview, I picked up something completely
different. Because of course, I get irritated by other things.
You, you did a much better job. Listen to what the President
says In this clip, you're ready.
If four Americans get killed, it's not optimal. Right? And
we're gonna fix it. And all of it, all of it. And what happens
during the course of your presidency is that the
government is a big operation. At any given time, something
screws up, and you make sure that you find out what's broken,
and you fix it.
Alright. I'm sorry. When someone says if four Americans get
killed, it's not optimal. You're a douchebag.
Yeah, I had that clip. That's my third tip that I would but I
have to hold long one, which is boring. Yeah. But I didn't pull
anything out of it. That was interesting that that I didn't
hear that the first time before Americans get killed. Now, if,
if four Americans could not before fork if for Americans to
get killed. It's not optimal
to listen to it again. Because it's really quite disturbing
what he says here comes
if four Americans get killed, it's not optimal.
That's right. It's an absolute like, it's not tuned. Right. You
know, it's like, it's like, yeah,
this is like the Ford Pinto. Yeah, well, you know, the Ford
Pinto concept. If he was all remember this,
I they used to blow up, right? If you crashed into something
than the Ford Pinto would explode.
If you hit him in the rear end, the Ford Pinto would blow. It's
not. It wasn't optimized. So they decided which way they
should change the tank, where how it was built into the car,
or just pay out the millions of dollars, it would cost you every
time somebody gets killed. And so they chose the fuck it will
let everyone get killed. And that's that it's just not almost
sunk the company. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
I remember my grandmother had a Ford Pinto. She died of a heart
attack, by the way. not optimal. So the central question is, it's
not optimal when Americans die. It's not optimal. It's not
optimal for my career. It's not optimal for my reelection
campaign. It's just not optimal. And there's John Stuart
Johnston, who everyone hails us. Oh, yeah. I watched John Stuart
because that's where I get my news. He's so funny. He's funny.
He's really He's so cynical. He really shows me left, right.
It's all the same thing. Yeah. He's sitting there going. Oh,
right. Uh huh. He's got word for the President. Do John, I'm
sorry, I'm so sorry, John. John Stewart. I've known you a long
time. Your dick. Really? You're just a dick. And I know the
writers there. Listen. So, you know, play this loud. When
you're in your writers meeting when he walks into Oh, I'm
sorry. No, that's just curry. You know, he was already that
you that douche bag with a hair member from MTV day? Yeah.
Because it's just a dick. I mean, it's that's so lame. That
is so lame.
Well, he's not gonna get him. You know, this is one of those
things. This is the same kind of corruption that you have with
the White House press corps. You If Stuart actually followed up
with the questions or if Stewart did anything by calling him out
on any of the stuff that he said, including the one you just
mentioned. He Obama would never be on the show. Again, the
ratings were ever dropped. For those easy bonus ratings that he
get probably gets the extra cash for. Oh, yeah. And Viacom would
be irked at him. Yeah, he's just works for this is the problem.
I've mentioned it again, I say it all every so often. This is
the problem with commercial network television, even on
cable, a problem that we don't have, if we get the kind of
support that we need from our listeners to essentially help us
continue this show by contributing directly instead of
going out and buying a Lexus, based on some commercial because
we had Alexis as a sponsor, we don't that's, I think there's
just a perfect example. There. Stewart kicks himself when he
has to eat crap during these interviews.
So the central question is value for value donate to no agenda.
I'm gonna show my move by donation to no agenda Imagine
all the people who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun
you'll get the hang of that eventually. Because right now
your pot your you're hesitant you don't if he was Obama, he
just blows right through it because he's stammers
I got to the central question is he's donating is good for its
optimal.
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I stand corrected
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Yeah, absolutely. Sounds like you need a double dose. You've
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Well, it comes and goes yeah, today's a good day. Anyway
separate the donations anyway. The multiple threads from even a
handshake promise.
It's not optimal. The donations are not optimal. John, you have
to say it the right way.
The question is the donations are not optimal.
The central question is that donations are not optimal.
After made multiple threads and even a handshake promised
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right. We have discussed I'm gonna put in the show notes
that's what I'm that's why I wanted to know Yeah, it's
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I was reading today in I think it might have been Wall Street
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let me just see what who wrote this. Let me just see what the
sources of this news. So world faces a wine shortage equivalent
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We've never seen that in three or four decades, the global
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that's all I mean, that's that's the style. I was planning on
asking you. But since he's going to be in Paris, maybe we should
stock up on some good wine. If the prices are just going to
rise.
You can get better prices in the United States than you can in
Paris.
But do you think this is true that there's a global shroud
look into
it? I mean, I know that they've had the 2012 Vintage is supposed
to be a dog. So it's possible that there's something abroad
and they've been, you know, this is funny, because the French
about two or three years ago, were demanding that some of
these winegrowing regions stop making so much wine and and be
the dump the stuff into the sewer or make brandy out of it.
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Claude, being the Wall Street's commodities expert that you are
the I'm sorry, the CBOE the Commodity Exchange expert. Can
you tell me what the price of sugar has done since President
Obama came to reign over this land? I don't know. Is there a
way to look? Is there a Yeah. Can you go to a place and tell
me what because we've seen this consistent war on sugar. We've
seen I mean, in many facets right up to Mayor Bloomberg of
Nueva Yorker, that banning the sale of large, large sugary
drinks, as he would call it, even though there's no sugar in
them. That's that's essentially aspartame. I have you have the
chart? No,
no, I have nothing to do. I thought you would look at a
chart. I'm asking you to look at a shark and I know, the Buddha
and other machines because I refuse.
Oh, very good. Oh, I have a chart here. No, no, no. I
have a chart here. Okay. Now when Why are you asking? Well, I
just found one. Okay. When did the President Obama 2008 He
became what at the end of 2008? Right. So we started 2009. Now
we started to that. When did he start 2009? That January?
January 2000. Okay, so I have here the price of sugar US cents
per pound. December 2008 was $11.32 a pound? Yeah, it says
sugar monthly price US cents per pound. Since I love this
sentence, I'm sorry, I let 1132 Not not dollars, I'll let him in
32. And right after that it went up. And when you see the chart
is quite interesting, has gone all the way up to a high in
March 2011 of 2974. That is a treble a triple, triple or less,
and it has kind of stayed consistently at least double of
what it was. Can we explain this? I mean, it's this just
because it's like gas and it's just everything is doubled under
Obama. Is that is that? Is that what I'm seeing here or is there
do you think there's anything behind it?
I don't know. Because me befuddled by this. You have some
theory and I'm just waiting for it. Well,
I think I have a Yeah, I think I do have a theory I think that it
is I don't know if how you would manipulate a price of sugar. But
obviously it's time for an alternative because this is the
core ingredient of all things get mo This is the core
ingredient of, well, you know all kinds of sugary drinks for
example.
Well that hasn't really been in the United States for years the
core ingredient I mean, let me ask you this since you have this
theory, I wanted to throw this in there, which is since in the
United States mostly we because of these subsidies and whatever
most of the sweeteners used in almost all the sweet sickening
drinks drinks if it's not aspartame, which is the diet
drinks, it would be high fructose corn syrup,
and could you imagine that there might be a new one on the
horizon?
I would hope so. Well, I've got one for you. And as you mean for
this one must resist when extracted from dung.
No, it's actually even better than that. It is called sin
omics s e n o Myx. It this month just received the grass
determination from the FDA. That stands for generally recognized
as safe and it has also been approved by the European Union.
To be specific, Cinemax announces the approval of its
savory flavors. nombre es 2383 flavor ingredients in the
European Union.
How do you spell that again? Because they're settled with
Sierra
eco November Oscar Mike Yankee X ray. And here's the great thing
about Cinemax it is a it's kind of like MSG. It does not Pepsi
wants to use it right away.
Yes. You're getting closer. It is made of DNA from aborted
fetuses.
Yes, is what they were up to all along.
And if you look into this, as you get that this has been going
around for a while, and that just got approved, but
I never heard the aborted fetus.
Yes. It's no Dutch fetus. Yes.
Soylent Green. It's people.
It is John it is it is they? So they they took DNA from I think
it's the liver or No, wait a minute, let me just say the
kidneys, kidney of an aborted human embryo from 1972. And this
it's the human embryonic kidney two, nine, or three known as H
E, K to nine or three, it's a specific cell line. And it when
when this stuff is in is put into sugary or sweet foods, it
makes your brain think that it's sweet, even though they put less
sucrose in it. So it is like MSG, where it is a drug tricking
your brain into thinking that something sweet, but really it's
not a sweetener. It is a drug very much like MSG made from
this ATK two Niner three which is the human embryonic kidney
DNA. I got you on that one, didn't I?
And I get to look into this. It's pretty funny.
It's not funny. It's disgusting. Well, that too. So here's what
I'm thinking, sugar. I mean, everything. Too much of anything
is not good in general. But sugar is of course, important.
It's a source of energy. I mean, I'd like to dried like the
Mexican coke. If I have a Coke, which is not often I will, if I
can get a Mexican one which is with real sugar, I will drink
it.
And I prefer the Colombian coke.
Yeah, but you shouldn't be drinking that. But okay, you
made a funny in the middle of my mind. Now you've like distracted
me. The central issue is central question. The central question
is sugar is being taken out of your diet to make you weak and
they are replacing they are replacing it with kidney DNA of
aborted fetuses enjoy that and have have
what ghoulish operation where you're running this country.
And Pepsi is going to use it.
Okay, so where it says we're on this topic,
this is the second half of your show, but this is pretty easy
to use it and Pepsi comes up in this conversation too. So I
picked off a you remember we talked about Proposition 37
which is a California proposition that will affect the
whole country because there's a labeling proposition. And if you
do in California, gotta do it everywhere and it becomes
worldwide. So this is important for all the listeners. So prop
37 Makes you have to if something's got GMOs, it has to
be labeled as such or whatever. Now that which is almost
everything we eat. Now, you remember the show we did this
about a month or month and a half ago. I played a clip. I
know I had the clip.
chat rooms. I'm sorry, I forgot to my board had kidney sugar.
I'm sorry. Don't read. You can listen to me you're gonna reach
I'm listening.
I'm listening to you. I'm not reading. I'm listening to you.
And with you.
We had the clip of these two people arguing about Prop 37
This one guy says went on about something and the other guy
says, he says, yeah, well that's not the way it works. And I
would like to find some evidence at Monsanto ever contributed a
nickel to the no on 37 thing he says that
we remember that. I'm looking for the clip right now. I'd
love because I, I'd love if you could find that clip your gold
do you get you pull my clip of the day and give it to how would
you
label that if you were going to label that clip? Would it be
played
prop 37 would be in there 37 Asshole doctor or something like
that.
Okay, keep going. Well, I
look for that. Okay. So meanwhile, while you're looking
for that, I saw this ad against Prop 37. Which, by the way
begins with a false premise, and I'll explain that after you play
the ad, which is no 137 clip. Okay,
here we go. As a doctor, it concerns me when families are
given misleading health information. That's why I urge
you to vote no on Proposition 3737 proposes a food labeling
requirement, the American Medical Association called
scientifically unjustified, administering 30 sevens complex
regulations would waste millions of tax dollars that could be
better spent on health programs. And 37 would increase grocery
bills for California families. Please join me in voting no on
37. Thank you.
So they have a bunch of students doing these ads all over
California. And this one, she says What bothers me is when
people give misleading health information. Right? This is a
labeling law. It's not giving information about anything is up
to what's in the can right. Where's the misleading health
information in this story? Okay, that's beside the point. The
real point is at the very end of the ad they play at one of those
little blurbs they play like when they sell cars, you know,
that little little disclaimer like disclaimer, you know, I
wrote it down I stopped TV I have an HD so you can see read
it. I could actually read it. Paid for no on 37 Bolin
Coalition Against a deceptive food labeling scheme sponsored
by farmers food processors and grocers. Major funding by
Monsanto company. Ai DuPont and mirrors, Bayer Crop Science
Bayer Crop Science Syngenta Corporation, Grocery
Manufacturers Association GMA and more and more of the
following companies and more than following companies as
members, which includes and I think these are the grocery
manufacturer, members, they just listed these companies, but
again, Bumblebee, Bungie, Cargill, which my wife detest
that company card have taken over the meatpacking of the
world, they're the ones that are causing the shutdown of small
independent butchers ConAgra and by the way, which is a huge
disaster. People should buy their meat on the hoof and take
it to a butcher and demand they stay in business. ConAgra
General Mills Hershey Kellogg's Kraft Foods McCain Foods
Nestle's PepsiCo rich products so loud so Lael Sol a never
heard of him LLC and Smuckers. Those are your people. And
Monsanto is at the top of the list.
So how does that relate to drinking aborted kidney feet a
fetus kidney?
Pepsi was listed. There you go.
I wish I could find that clip. I can't
find it. I look for it myself. Yeah, but it just did just
bugged me that this guy says that news? No. And I did try to
find it. I couldn't find it in this comes out. And there it is.
By the way, okay, go on.
Well, so I think that this is, I feel this is more coordinated.
And it seems just listening to your entire monologue there that
it is that a lot of this is coordinated and set up. And to
me when you have the price of sugar for no apparent reason,
tripling. And by the way, on the day, the President took office,
this the price of sugar shoots up and has never come down to
anywhere near the level it was before he went in the day.
There must have been some domestic people everybody must
have known about something that the President had agreed to
include behind closed doors and all suddenly possibility
and we've only seen the war on sugar. We've had the whole it's
been continuous war on sugar. We've been tracking it if you go
to search.no agenda, or na Shutterstock calm and to war on
sugar. It's just tons of it. And here we go. Now approved and
just in the in the past week in the European Union and in the
United States. We have this Cinemax and Pepsi's all over it.
And it's made from aborted fetus kidney. Oh, no. And I think it's
really got, you know, you should just go eat a sugar cube right
now because you're going to need
it in time for Halloween.
Just in time for Halloween. Why don't they skip the processing
and just pack it?
dead babies.
dead babies were aborted fetus kidney. Q man. We could just
call them kidneys. They're sweet and good for you. Have a kidney?
I'm liking it. Not good now, but keep your eye on that one
because there's something going on with that. We missed the big
one. John and this was on Thursday at No. The 19th was not
Yeah. Was the 19th Thursday. We missed it.
Well, we probably missed a few things. When did we what is this
one? We
missed going purple.
Going purple. Oh, yeah. That ever took off.
It was going purple for Spirit Day.
I I thought it was going purple for some other reason.
No, here's I'm looking@whitehouse.gov
They're the ones behind it. Yeah, because I saw it on the
Twitter feeds. I saw two people. A couple of people say hey,
change your icon to purple for some reason or
other. Here it is. So this on the White House blog the
celebration to honor and support young people who have been
victims of bullying.
Right is hate right and you show you're supposed to so you're
supposed to wear colorful, purvey purple. Yeah, so you
won't get bullied.
It has I'm reading from the blog post. It has become a day when
people the world over rally for LGBT community and speak out
against the bullying of LGBT teens. And this year, the White
House is once again going purple online.
You could check Does anybody think that this is to gays? We
have gay listeners. Isn't this kind of a disgusting stereotype
this purple thing? Yeah, it's about gay so let's go purple
and normally get camo is pink. So it's kind of that
well pink or purple? I don't care or mov. Lavender? I don't.
I mean, it's bull crap. Let's
go lavender for gays. Lavender for lesbians. Everybody
that I think is stereotyping. I think he's got everything. It's
stereotyping.
Yes, sir. Lavender for lesbians. That's something I could get
behind actually. Well, lavender for lipstick lesbians. You can
check our Twitter feed or our Facebook page to see how we're
making the day are marking the day and take part by making your
social networking icon purple. We're adding a statement of
support.
And you I didn't see this takeoff
and you can go to stop bullying.gov Have you ever
looked about stop
changing your icon color dot govt
Have we ever been to stop bullying.gov We will check this
website out. It's I'm sure it's $18 million website.
Go check it out. Hold
on, it's not really responding. We've swamped the website I
think.
Probably Oh, you have to get off of it.
You have to do www otherwise it doesn't what? What is bullying?
Cyber bullying who's at risk prevent bullying, respond to
bullying? Oh, this is great. This is a great website. Assess
bullying Oh, we do have a test. Assessment such as assessments
such as surveys can help schools determine the frequency and
locations of bullying behaviors like ham radio operators, they
can determine the frequency and locations of bullying behavior.
Right equipment frequency you have you have frequency and
we got to do we got to actually you got to hook up your rig. And
I'll hook up my rig and then I'll actually I'll talk to you
through the rig and I'll come back through your microphone how
cool that be. But yeah yeah. All right. I gotta look at that site
later. There's too much going on there. Too much going on. So
that wasn't the only celebration.
Well, there we do. We do want to talk about the FEMA camps.
What do you have something on the FEMA camps? Well, no,
the FEMA has these new children brigade that they're putting
together. Oh, really just graduated their first class. Oh,
really?
I missed that.
Yeah, I'm trying to find my link to it. There's a link somewhere.
I really look up female, female and tears or something like that
to your graduation? Yeah. Did they have a prom? Oh,
no, they just no dancing allowed federal
government graduates first class of homeland youths. Oh,
yes. Homeland you.
It's the it's the Hitler Yugen. Italy. Let's see. First Class of
230 231 homeland youth kids, aged 18 to 24. Recruited
recruited from the President's AmeriCorps volunteers. Oh, this
is great. Do they have do we have video? Welcome to the FEMA
Corps inaugural class. Fantastic, John. But there's no
video on it.
No, there was actually there was one piece of video. I don't
didn't clip it. But because it was pretty dull of the guy
thanking them for joining and how important it's going to be
for them to carry on during disasters. And it's all part of
Homeland Security's. I think it's called civilian Corps,
which is another one of these things, which is for older kids.
So you have something to aspire to.
Yeah. Wow. This is the this is totally the Young Communist.
Russia, the Hitler Youth. I'll just call them the Paula towel.
Us. I sent you a link of two signatures. Yes.
And I have put them in the show notes under J CD clips, so
people will be able to find it easily. And it's a signature of
Oman a second of Barney. I have the video of the Obama's youth.
There you go.
They're marching. They're happy. They sing now as far
as you call them, the Obama youth. So. So yeah, these two
signatures now tell me that these these are two signatures
of what appear to be people with brain damage. Have you ever seen
either prisoners signatures or people with brain damage
signatures? I mean, they hold
on to it. Have you been watching a documentary? Or did you read a
book or something about the signature analysis? This is
didn't come out of the blue? Yes. Okay. See?
It's a yes. Telling you. These are two signatures. These people
have some mental issues. If people go look at these fingers
for themselves, and tell them if you think these people are
normal, okay, I'm Google, whose signatures are they?
I'm gonna tell you. First of all, I'm giving the chatroom,
the link so that they can think this will work. Let me go. The
chatroom gets the link so they can participate. So it's Arne
Duncan, Secretary of Education. And Janet Napolitano, Secretary
of Obama youth. And I'm looking at to Janet looks like her
signature is almost like jet jet and plantain. That's kind of
less unless she's French. That signature is horrible. But Arne
Duncan's looks like a 10 year old did it?
Yeah, it's kind of it looks like like he's trying to draw a
caricature of something, like, have two water heads.
You're like, can you read either of those two signatures, I mean,
and they're not stylish. It's not like they're jazzy
signatures that you can't read. These are signatures that look
like they're trying to write, I believe that neither one of them
can write in cursive.
So let's go to let's cut to the chase here. Because you read a
book you've been you saw a documentary, and you have
clearly analyzed these two signatures. Is this from the
book? Would you just grab these at random? And what happened?
On one of the documents that hit one of these Hitler or I'm
sorry, Obama used documents, they had signed off on this
thing, these two, they have something to do with it. And and
I said, Oh my God, these signatures are horrible. And
then I referred back to my expertise and signature analysis
and decided that I should mention on the show, okay. So
so, well, could you just could you then summarize it by telling
us what have you learned from the signature of Arne Duncan and
Janet Napolitano.
Two psychos.
But can you define what just like being sane i When Amy and I
wouldn't
trust them in a dark room? Let's
just put it you would not hire them as what you're saying ever?
No,
I would never No, no. If anyone had that those two signatures. I
would never hire them in a million years. And luckily,
there's no law against that yet.
Well, I look forward to the female region six Hitler Youth
graduation. They'll probably have a prom, which consists of a
dress Sing up in snappy uniforms, brown shirts with
armbands.
We need our met armbands, I've always thought the Obama logo
would look terrific on an armband.
So of course we're wrapping up a Cybersecurity Awareness Month,
we still have only have about 10 days left to go. And we've been
all over this. We've been very, very pleased with how everyone
is scaring business and consumers. I think the media has
done a great job. And of course, the commercial media has been
doing this but we also see that our national treasure of public
broadcasting, this is the one that you know the that we want
to save because they are completely, completely
independent of anything, anything at all. Don't watch the
ads completely public, which means that good it's good food
for you. They wrap up cybersecurity month with a 15
minute piece. I have chopped it down into three small small
chunks. First, an introduction, which is basically a wrap up of
everything that has happened so far. In cybersecurity month we
turn to
a new Cyber Campaign Against the American banking giants and
growing worries about what they might foreshadow. It began late
last month and continues to this day. To more US banks are the
latest targets in the spate of cyber hits on American cyber
hits. John, I gotta stop this one. So cyber hits, they took a
hit baby, it's a cyber hit. Oh, we're getting cyber hit
financial institutions. This week, Capital One and BB and T
suffered disruptions on their websites, leaving customers
without access to their accounts. A group calling itself
the custom cyber fighters claimed responsibility and sent
the attacks are in retaliation for an anti Muslim video. Oh,
really?
Now remember, this is this is summarizing the entire month. So
you know of course, this was written in preparation for the
celebration of Cybersecurity Awareness Month and it kind of
threw that that's the Muslim video thing in
this major is is if somebody paid for the idea about the
Muslim video on their kid just want to get their money's. It's
like they went to a consultant. They came up with some horror
story. What's your ROI on this on this puppy?
Yeah, we mentioned him well, we
got gypped. I jumped on that video man without return on
investment.
But some US officials like Connecticut Senator Joe
Lieberman, blame the recent uptick of attacks on Iran and
its elite security force.
Elite security for I just want to point out it is the elite
security force. This is PBS. This is a serious news
organization reporting. Joe Lieberman, who doesn't even say
the word elite does not come into his mouth. They are calling
it the elite cyber force who spoke last month on C span. I
think that this was done by Iran and the Kurds Force Reserve
which has its own developing cyber attack capacity and
develop
developing cyber attack capacity. I'm hard I believe, I
believe, I believe
it was a response to the increasingly strong economic
sanctions,
also blamed on Iran recent hits on Saudi Arabia's state oil
company, Aramco and Qatar's natural gas producer Ross gas
that disabled 30,000 computers entirely. And Defense Secretary
Leon Panetta warned last week that the threat to America's
vital infrastructure throughout is rising.
The collective result of these kinds of attacks. Could be a
cyber Pearl Harbor. And attack.
Okay, now,
I know what is different about less than what we've already
played in the Pearl Harbor episode.
Hold on a second. Just chill, okay, just chill. Here's what's
the difference. First of all, we're ahead of the game.
We buy weeks.
Thank you. So we played it. We played a significant amount of
the cyber Pearl Harbor, a cyber 911 attack. That's not on PBS
John. I know lots of people, smart people. He might uncle. I
know uncle Don, not Meg. They watch PBS. They're going to be
sitting there going, damn. The Iranians. They're coming for us.
They're cyber attack. They get elite troops. You know, these
people, they, you know, they you and I understand this type of
thing. We have grown up in a different era where we've we've
grown up with the technology we know what's bullcrap. We smell
bullcrap. A million miles away. Most people trust PBS. They
trust it and they're like, Wow, we're under attack. This is
very, very serious. We have the Secretary of Defense talking
about a cyber Pearl, a cyber 911. A cyber Pearl Harbor. Okay.
So this is a B do for this to be on PBS these bullcrap lies. So
the way you
code in Perl, the
so the way you under underscore this is by bringing on a couple
of experts and then to have a conversation about so we can
really stick the knife in to get people to really, really believe
in this crap.
And for more I'm joined by Michael Leiter, Director of the
National Counterterrorism Center from 2008 to 2011. This is
the guy who got kicked out because he made some sense, but
he's really shilling but that's not the guy I want to focus on.
It's the other guy at the table,
and Rodney Jaffe, Senior Vice President at New Star and
information services company that provides cybersecurity for
private and government clients.
Really, it's a commercial okay, what's it called? New Star new
star and really,
when you go on I'm going to mention something I should have
a disclaimer in here is by no Rodney Joffrey personally. Oh,
really? Yeah.
How do you know him?
I've known him for but no 20 years
in this in his cyberstart capacity. He's always
he has run. You know, he's always got some other
businesses. He's always in some. I think he's a scammer. Yeah,
but he's a very knowledgeable scammer. Oh, not like a dumb
guy.
Well, hold on this. This is very interesting, because I was
watching this guy. No, he's not dominant. But I was watching
himself.
And he's a salesman. Oh, yeah, he is an ultimate salesman.
And I literally said to myself, I should bring up on the show
that the curry Devorah consulting group should be
working with these guys. Because we could make we could become
100 millionaires. With just listen to the bullcrap he's
spouting listen to it.
In 2009, he designed to scenario for a government exercise and
how to defend against cyber attacks.
False flag is what he designed.
So I've actually I know about all this stuff. Well, hold
on. So the danger Well, first of all, Mr. Jaffe, banks have tried
to defend themselves yet they were really outgunned. In this
case. What does that tell you about the growing level of
sophistication of these hackers, because Michael
has said, the banks really are the best prepared. That's where
the money is. And so they've been working for many years. And
as a sector, they're very well prepared. What's different about
this is that the people behind the attack, whoever that may be,
were very, very knowledgeable about how the Internet worked.
And so what they've been able to do is on an almost day by day
basis, overcome the defenses and sort of take an extra step
forward. And so even though there was warning, in fact,
almost all of the banks have had days or weeks of warning, they
announce it right. Then they announced it in, you know, in a
public post, even though that was in place, it was very
difficult for the banks to defend themselves now.
So he, first of all, he's lying, because it is not very, very
difficult. It's a denial of service attack. And this if
you're working with your ISP, and you're working with a number
of different entities, there are many ways to circumvent a denial
of service attack, specifically, if it is announced ahead of
time. But that's not in the bank's interest, you see. And
that's not anyone's interest, because we need to have all
kinds of money making schemes of which your friend Joffrey jofy,
jokey, he's a part of it. And I would like to recommend John
that you give him a call. I think I will and tell him that
he uses the money curry Devorah Consulting Group is extremely
interested in working with the was it white star cyberstart.
I never heard of him star. Every time he goes on to come, they
usually get a call.
We want to work with his Deathstar computing company,
desktop computing, because we can make a killing on this
stuff. All right, so I'm gonna wrap it up. Now. This and this
is funny. Now, you're hearing this. This is so much a
commercial that the guy who used to be the Cyber Intelligence
Director, he messes up the promotion. Oh, no. And the PBS
woman helps him out
which of America's adversaries out there Michael Leiter have
the technological know how are on the verge of it of being able
to mount systemic attack?
This is a very easy question. She's setting him up. It's, do
you see the Leu, man softballs and Leu? All he has to do is
just jump on the trampoline and tap it in. So can we do it?
countries like Russia, China or Iran? Is it she's
giving him the answers in a criminal elements? What is the
correct answers? Well, it's all of the above. Obviously, that's
the correct answer. That's the that's the coke slam dunk.
Hadees who,
I'll start with ones who are actually not that great, and
that's terrorist groups. Although they have some
capability. They're not the strongest in this regard. The
next is organized crime and organized Prime largely out of
Russia has really incredible sophistication. And that then
links to the state threats. And by far the most stable in that
regard are China, which has been identified as a serious national
security policy of using cyber terrorism or cyber theft, and
Russia. The other issue we face is that those hackers are also
being rented out by states and by others.
Oh, what has happened here, John, what has happened
is usually the guy went off the track and failed to mention
Iran. So we have an alignment of interests here among some states
and some organized criminals, which makes his threat that much
more difficult to defeat. And you didn't mention Iran. I
didn't mention Iran and I should have so thank you.
He didn't mention Iran because he knows that there's no threat
from them. Right. But then he said, but thank you,
unfortunately, do telling what he knew. And I forgot about this
grip. The CEO of PNC Bank, one of those banks that was attacked
over the past couple of weeks, blamed hackers in Iran for this
most recent attack
if we got this script. But she's so helpful because of course,
she's getting in her ear. She's getting like
you know, you forgot to Iran.
It's pretty funny. That's a good catch. That would be a clip of
the day now we
can't have two clips of the day. Ya know, we
said on this show, we probably have opportunities for 10
But can you call jofy? Yeah. jofy Jaffe, what's his name?
Shafi. As far as I remember, you should just say hey,
hey, man, hey, man, you're
making money again.
How you doing? Man? You making some go over there, you make
some bank.
We need some, we need some of it. So I do have a clip that I
want to play tour. Which is that just I'll set it up first, it's
to clip his drones on SVU so I'm wondering what's going on which
is you know, law and order has been kind of killed and there's
the other one lousy SVU show left and they're bringing in
some of the old hacks from some of the other shows. And so they
brought in this woman from Special Victims Unit who used to
be partners with the no frio and they couldn't be made some some
comments about that she's in some woman's face was a domestic
terrorist but actually she came over she died like as a
Palestinian or something. I only caught the end of the show but
all I needed to catch was the end of the show because there
was this very interesting little tirade that is hard to
understand because the acting is again mediocre and you end this
woman's putting on some Middle Eastern accent that I've never
heard before she sounds like anything but someone from the
Middle East and but there's a message here that I said whoa,
this is coming off the NBC This is weird
Don't you think they should understand it you want them to
understand
my father was a doctor a drone struck some people near that
village my father went to help to attend the wounded he was not
a fighter. He was trying to save lives. Stop the bleeding the
doubletap and then another drone hit your government targets the
rescuers standard policy my father he was the only two
pieces
buried defense we could find so you came here. This is where the
drones came from. Okay, first of all, wow. This is the drone
double tap that everyone's been talking about. And these shows
their
peers now it's on television. They're produced and written
months if not sometimes a year in advance. And now they time it
out. So we have the drone double tap right when everyone's
talking about the drone double tap. Wow. And that odd No, no,
no, no, no. Naturally, no, no, it's not. It's not odd. It's
just all part of a drone again, naturally. Have you been singing
the song John, have you been singing it?
Actually, luckily, I got it out of my system because it sounds
like a Beatles song which my brain rejects.
It's not a Beatle song, to Gilberto Sullivan, a drone
again. Naturally you'll be singing needles to me. And every
single time you sing the song, every single time you sing the
song, you have to think I have to donate. I have to donate a
drone again. Donate now.
Wow, good one. Yeah. I don't know what the message is there.
I mean, I think it's it obviously it is planted and it's
educational. Now as he tried to find a whole clip, and when it
goes on it, they it's just weird. It was a weird, very
weird clip and very weird show.
Well, that's very interesting. I'm trying to think where to go
with this. I mean, there's something going on in your neck
of the woods. It's kind of a long clip. It's like two
minutes. But it's about drones in San Francisco. Are you
interested?
Why not? Well, there goes one now
in military combat, but now aerial drones are being
considered by local law enforcement. Why? As a cost,
like to use technology to fight crime and save lives. And we see
various deputy trying to save lives live in Oakland with the
details and Stephanie there are fears that the use of these
drones could be an invasion of privacy.
Now you have to know so she is standing in the parking lot of
Oakland airport, which makes no sense.
And Janelle, that's right concerns over privacy and civil
rights. Now, the Alameda County Sheriff's Office is the one
bringing this idea up. And I have to say it is very
preliminary at this point. But here is a picture of a drone
that they tested just two months ago that the Office tested two
months ago, a handful of law enforcement agencies in the
country have gotten federal approval to use these drones.
And if Alameda County Sheriff's Office does so it would be the
first in California you'd be able to see what the drone is
seen as it's flying. At four pounds and four feet wide. This
drone gets a bird's eye view that tactical officers on the
ground are often blind to saving lives in this demonstration at
the county's Office of Emergency Services Building in Dublin it's
a man standing in the shadows on a roof top three possible
explosives in his reach
near priceless it's able to any time yeah keep listening because
of some important information keep listening cuz I'm gonna
give you a website in a minute to the officer
as you're setting up your perimeters and knowing what the
what the suspect may have in his hands the how the suspect is
dressed what what are the avenues of escape,
Alameda County Sheriff Greg Earhart says his office would
only use the drone during emergencies
pursuing a suspect on foot or pursuing a vehicle in an area.
Our search and rescue or disaster
and for proactive policing like catching marijuana fields on
public lands. They do have infrared capacity and didn't
grow houses one of the most valuable assets a live video
feed is see what the grown is seen as it's fine, but not
everyone's a fan. The ACLU wants drones only deployed when
there's a warrant and is worried they might hurt privacy and
people quote, drone manufacturers are also
considering offering police the option of arming these remote
controlled aircraft with weapons like rubber bullets tasers and
tear gas. Sheriff Abran says in our drone is out of the
question. Adding local agencies need to capitalize on
innovation. I think it is a no brainer. Two weeks the Alameda
County Sheriff's Office is hosting urban shield that's a
preparedness exercise involving about 30 local law enforcement
agencies and they will be testing out a couple of drones
to see how they do in real life situations. Okay.
Now go to urban shield.org Okay because this is now taking place
in your town urban shield.org And you will see once you've
looked at it that this urban shield which is they're going to
have these is basically going to be flying by can be a volunteer
yes you can. This is a military industrial complex sales show.
Look at it. Urban shield 2012 title sponsor, five dot 11
tactical series you see the banner click on the fiber go to
511 tactical.com
I don't see that is a huge banner right
right in the right hand. How can you miss it?
I don't have that benefit.
You go to urban shield dot o
this one. Yeah,
it's the it's the huge title sponsor. Look at it look,
I have 11 Always be ready. Look at look at what anyone who has a
pair will tell you how great they are. Yeah.
This is a sales show the Gonna
be 20 to tack the light probe pants or shorts.
Yeah, but this is just looking receive
a flee and free ATEC a one flashlight, look at the 495
value
go to the vendors tamo code have a pair, go to go to the go back
to urban shield.org and go to sponsor registration. I'm sorry,
what is it the vendor show? It's a vendor show. I mean the whole
thing. The whole thing is it's just to sell crap to police
state. Yes.
Yeah, because they got all this extra money from Homeland
Security. They gotta spend it somewhere. Yes.
It's unbelievable. This is so disgusting. And look, I gotta go
to this. Well, it's gonna be over your head man.
I want to see what the has mastered G three actually does.
Where do you see that? The has mastered G three is a product of
alluvium where's that? It's on the list of the vendors. Oh, let
me check. I clicked on the vendors. We got Adamson police
products at Planet X. The alluvium Phoenix, San Diego
based woman owned surveillance and Incident Management custom
solution provider
How about Black Diamond tactical ATK Black Hawk
established market leader in sporting and law enforcement
ammunition. Avon protection diamond tactical there's there's
20 pages of these things. Let's go to the end and see where we
got the ED Jones company. Oh well company that makes badges.
Cisco is in there to cobalt. Cope law enforcement. This is
huge.
This will be fun. Yeah, you should go. You can get in a
press pass and go into this. You can make it where is it?
You can be a volunteer. It's it's all over through that. You
can be a volunteer. Come on. Be a volunteer.
Don't be a volunteer. I'm gonna just gonna go take some photos
and leave. Okay. October 26. Yeah, urban. She's gonna.
Regional.
That's our birthday. You can celebrate our birthday with a
drone.
Maybe there? Is there going to be an exhibition or what I can't
find figure this
out. Is isn't as awesome.
Good catch. Yeah.
Yeah. And just as we wrap it up here, let's check in with one of
our favorite elites. And let's see what is going on in the
world of Hillary Clinton better known as Lucifer. clippety clop.
Messages clear.
Clip. Could she be where she going?
Happy Friday. I know that Matt has a date this afternoon. So we
will get right to it. He's got a really big. He says I love
coders.
They have so much fun. They're at the State Department.
Okay, I have a couple of things at the top. As most of you know,
the Secretary is traveling to Northern Haiti on Monday,
October 22. Oh, this hotel?
What could she be doing in northern
side of the hotel in northern Haiti where there's nobody she
clearly
must be? Let me think she must be visiting with the people the
300,000 people who are still intense eating dirt cakes. Check
who have calling check, who have cholera and Elijah and
elephantitis her
first trip to the north of Haiti. She will be delivering
remarks on a new day in Haiti at the formal opening of the
caracal industrial park.
Oh, we're gonna see how the slaves are doing we've got a
little industrial park there. Okay, that's one
which showcases the region's achievements in agribusiness
energy, light manufacturing, tourism and artisan crafts
artisan crafts. John artists and crafts guy got to go there.
We'll be hanging out with some basket Weaver's
shall also be visiting a nearby housing site, which is under
construction and a recently completed power plant. While
there shall meet with President Martelly Prime Minister Lamotte
local officials and she will be accompanied by Secretary of
Labor Hilda Solis
Yes. Get a little slaves working. You know they're black
slaves, which is even better.
Yeah, makes more sense what
a horrible horrible horrible bunch of elitist pricks these
people are. This is gonna go check the hotel site and look at
some artists and crafts so I can already see the package right
to bring back some key fobs made by the locals.
You can just see you're sitting there with like someone who's
made a pot is so wonderful. Yeah, who's who's a clay pot and
pot
fired and made from dunk.
People that are still over 300,000 people in Haiti living
in tents, eating dirt cakes, they have elephantitis and
cholera. Okay. Do not be fooled by this.
This is funny. Well, not funny. It's sick.
Yeah, this is actually
today, I only have one last clip. My
ongoing pet peeve is what that is. Yes, it
is a good one, by the way. So I think you should stay with it. I
will meet you because it's so easy.
It's not easy. It hurts me. It's always
easy to find this because they like to throw
in your face. Oh, yeah. Yeah, true. True. True. True. True.
So I got there's no family No, or debate. Our media doesn't
talk about it. But the Peruvian medical establishment in Peru
has been on strike for five months. Really? Yeah, they're
doctors who are all given up. And I was thinking I was
listening to this report on the Peruvian doctors on strike. It
was on one of the I think it might have been on China.
Whatever the case, I've seen well with the kind of pay the
this is where this is I don't want to say Obamacare is gonna
lead to this. But and it doesn't seem to happen on a lot of
places. But I think these doctors are slightly I mean,
this is a vibrant economy that says part of the world trade and
restaurant. I think that doctors in Peru are being slightly
underpaid. It was striking
doctors who are demanding higher salaries. The government is
under pressure as the walkout of 11,000 Doctors enters its fifth
week. CCTVs Dan Collins reports from Lima.
This square in the capital center was a sea of white
because hundreds of doctors took to the streets. The government
is to blame. They say for their dismal wages, despite having a
record fiscal surplus for more than a decade now has been
growing. It's the most dynamic economy in the region. But in
all that time, these doctors say they've never received a pay
rise. Working in the public sector, doctors wages started
around $300 a month. Even the most senior physicians earn
little more than one and a half $1,000. When I left university
12 years ago, and I haven't had a single pay rise, we can't live
like this anymore. Many of our colleagues, our parents on this
salary which the state pays us is not enough to make ends meet.
seems low.
What I like about this clip is they have they've they've put
the standard Peruvian drumbeat under it. Whenever you have
something in Peru, it's like all you want I mean, was calling to
give it some authenticity.
Actually, the more interesting thing because they showed that
there was lot of street scenes and people were yelling and
screaming. And I mentioned this before that when I was in Spain,
and I was went to an area where there was a protest, they were
all blowing police whistles making this huge racket we
have discussed this. Yes. Well, in Peru,
you heard these horns honking they sound like vuvuzelas or
whatever those crazy things are kind of like they sound like
generally with a higher pitch. Yeah, it's a little device. I've
never seen it before. In any of our listeners who has access to
this, I want one for the show. It's a little handheld device
that looks like looks like a box like a rectangular box about the
size of your fist. And and it's got a horn sticking out at the
top of it a little bitty horn, little plastic horn, and there's
a little thing you pull on, you pull and push. It's like a pump.
And you sit there and you pump this thing and it makes his
outrageously Loud Sound dissimilar to those little air
horns, you can buy that you get a little bitty ones you can buy
that sound like a horn from a boat, it views on when you're
boating. It sounds like that. But it's just a pumping thing.
It's
really cool. And that's only in Peru.
I've never seen this anywhere. I've never when I saw the device
I said holy crap, what is that is a really cool little device.
And you just pull and push and pull and push and it just makes
a bunch of racket. I'm not sure
what it's called. I'm
interested. And there's some Peruvians Alaska, someone or
someone will come up with that. Let me they'd be using these in
Spain.
No, I like it. I like it. Very cool. Well, let me wrap it up
then with a fine piece of pharmaceutical advertising.
How's that? How's that
sound? All right, then we're good.
Because of course, you know, we've been talking quite a bit
about the brazen nature of pushing Adderall and Ritalin
and, and other groovy little things onto our children. So NBC
had this big report, and it was all about Adderall. And they
highlighted this one kid who went to Columbia. Well,
actually, here's the setup. And I'll take you through this is
basically kind of like one of those narratives that you did
with with Japan, listen to what they tell you and what the
payoff is of this report and welcome
to Rock Center. And we begin tonight with a story of interest
to families all across this country. Because right now in
dorm rooms and bedrooms all across this country, there are
students going about their work under the influence of
prescription medications like Adderall and Ritalin with the
goal of doing better in school. Now, these drugs make a big
difference for those with attention deficit disorders. But
then there are the others who choose to take them illegally
hoping for sharper focus, and better grades. Tonight, Kate
snow starts us off by introducing us to a young man
who thought he discovered a medicinal shortcut to success.
Okay,
so now, right now, we're already set up to think Hey, that sounds
kind of interesting. A shortcut to success. Okay.
It was exam time at one of the nation's most prestigious
schools, Columbia University in New York. And the pressure was
on
20, page papers, all kinds of revisions, presentations, six
classes, there's a lot of stuff that needs to get done.
Stefan Perez was powering through the usual way
to three days straight, all the way through.
And how are you doing that? Adderall, Adderall, Adderall.
It's a drug we've all heard about widely prescribed for
attention deficit disorders. But this isn't a story about ADHD.
It's a story of an ambitious student and many many more who
have misused Adderall to get an edge. dancin. Parker is a New
York neuro psychologist, she says to fun is like a lot of
ambitious kids in high school and college who misuse Attention
Deficit medications like Adderall to perform better
academically, there is a basic belief in the value that getting
ahead beats everything. And you can do anything to get ahead.
It's okay. So it's not perceived as cheating, although I would
argue it is.
Okay. So now what what, what is the information that they're
giving us right now?
I actually saw this too. The information is used Adderall,
you get better grades. Okay. But just don't get caught selling
it.
Right. Well, do you have to blow like the whole thing? Or should
take it take it in sequence? Because the most important part
is next, which is? How do you get a hold of it for the test?
Why kids think this is a big deal. I mean, this is a
controlled substance, because
you're doing very well, when you're taking it most of the
time. I've never heard anyone say I took Adderall and did
terrible on my exam.
This line of the home piece, I never heard anyone say I took
Adderall. I did poorly on the exam.
Like an academic steroid.
Yeah, I was just thinking that it's like taking steroids in
sports.
Barry Bonds in the library. Absolutely.
Barry Bonds in the library.
And before a lot of means there was good. Stefan says he wanted
ready access to his own supply,
as well as my friend said, How'd you get that prescription? Is it
Oh, go to you know, psychological health services
wait on campus on Columbia's campus,
he said, you know, Tom, that you're having trouble studying
focusing? Last few couple questions. You'll get a
prescription like that, give it out like it's candy.
All it took, he says was a meeting with a psychologist at
Student Health Services in this building, who asked him to fill
out a simple questionnaire on campus. He also met with a
psychiatrist. He says it was just 10 minutes, the doctor
asked him if he'd ever taken Adderall.
That's why is this a trick question? I said, You know what,
yeah, a friend gave me one of his pills from his prescription.
I took it and it made me very productive. I really liked how
perfect this is, I think the right prescription for you.
Hold on, he didn't say well, you really shouldn't have taken
someone else's prescription. That's really not medically
advisable. Right. He walked out prescription in hand, because he
was over 18. No one notified his parents. We asked Columbia for
an interview. The university declined to comment on this
case, but in a statement said its Student Health Service uses
a detailed clinical protocol for evaluation of ADHD and related
conditions and takes a holistic approach toward treatment for
ADHD, including short term counseling.
Okay, so So here's what we're learning in this report is if
you want it, all you have to do is go to the doctor on campus
and say, Ah, you know, I've tried it once, and it really
worked for me, and they'll give it to you. So, you go to this
whole report and thing is 10 or 15 minutes. And of course, you
expect as any normal human being and apparent, you expect, the
end will be well, you know, it's addictive. It's like cocaine.
You know, you can get strung out on this stuff is hard crashing.
And some of that is, is peppered throughout the report. But
really the end result is that this guy, he got so good that he
was now he was now selling some of his Adderall for $30 a pill.
And, and the the payoff the big thing about the report is
Adderall is great. You'll do fantastic on it. You can get it
right from the doctor on campus. But don't you dare sell that
illegally without going through us slave,
an explosive ban, which was followed by this red battering
ram that knocked my door down? No, I just put it cracked it
knocked it off. And I was like what
it was an early morning raid. Stefon was caught up in a drug
bust, the NYPD operation Ivy League, a five month undercover
investigation. Stefan was charged with selling Adderall.
He was shocked to find himself locked up with four other
Columbia students who were arrested for dealing drugs like
ecstasy, marijuana and cocaine.
This is a true ring of drug dealers and pushers completely
legal telling you we've got the goods, the goods are great. You
can use them you're gonna be fantastic. You'll get ahead
we'll make it affordable, easy. And don't you dare Don't you
dare step on our turf and try to sell that yourself.
Well, this is story somewhat Bogota from the perspective that
if you're a student Colombia and you just waltz in and get a
prescription from the from the psychiatric services so easily
why wouldn't all the students do that instead of buying any from
him at three times the cost? What
do you think the commercials about the commercials exactly
that they want?
That's why the whole thing is so it's a bit I actually saw this
and I wasn't gonna clip it because I just thought it was a
little over the top bullcrap. And, yeah, I'm not gonna argue
any of the points. I just didn't think, you know, it was a big
shock to anybody that this sort of bullcrap goes on. No, no,
I think it's shocking that no one that I guess what it was to
me John, is that this is your news. Your News is selling drugs
to your kids. And that's why you need to not only listened to but
support
it's impossible to argue with that and as you run the little
theme at the end I want to point out something if sugar want to
go to divorce.org/blog and look at the you see this list that
comes out every year these are the top suppress news stories
because one group right yep the top 10 All covered to an extreme
on the no agenda show number one story by the way it was signs of
an emerging police state number four for example as FBI agents
responsible for a majority of terrorist plots at number eight
for example, NATO war crimes in Libya I mean, it's a list of the
stories we commonly do and you know the fact all they're doing
is pointing out the obvious and I think people don't need to be
told this you're getting no news any place anymore
and that I guess is why we're still on the air for as long as
it lasts.
You know at some point somebody will notice when when when one
of these supposed to know agenda listeners actually listens in
the government. Were these idiots
I think we better get us some some of those female homeland
youth uniform so we can I think we should join the home. So we
can blend in 100 Plus I could just see like all these kids and
then there's Adam and John with a little armbands
that says good aren't
your friends is very good. Your name isn't your name is your
harness.
Your harness and my name Johann is and Adamus
adult friend Johanna snobby adult. Phone to Hannah's here we
have a reporting for duty for the FEMA Region six homeland
youth security call. Wow. All right, everybody. Well, thank
you so much for joining us. We are now off to rest up and
charge up and get ready for our show on Thursday. hope you will
join you then. Join us then coming to you here from the
capital of the drone star states. That's Austin, Texas. I
am still suffering from disruptive mood dysregulation
disorder in the morning. I'm Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where I have a bell I'm John C.
Dvorak.
The no agenda producer update is coming up next on the stream.
Stay tuned for that and no agenda will be back on Thursday.
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