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Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday, January 24 2013 times
you're getting donation media assassination episode 481.
This is no agenda.
On the verge of quitting my day job. Wait a minute. This is my
day job coming up in the capital of the drone Star State in
Austin tea house in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry,
and other Silicon Valley. With no further ado, I'm John C.
Dvorak.
Buzzkill. You got to talk a little bit because for some
reason the minute you started talking there, you were gone. I
was gone. Yeah. You were hirable, but I had to put it all
the way down.
I know I had to put it down. I think not you not you
the music. The music. Oh, give me a little talk there, boy.
Yeah, well, whatever. Hey, I got it. I got it. We found the clip.
Hey, yeah, whatever. We should play it.
Okay, well, I was twisting the knobs here. You mean the clip
from?
Let's get a little background here. So this one of our
producers sent us a note. Yeah, pulling out a Obama clip.
This is from the when he announced the the executive
memoranda on gun legislation.
And we were flabbergasted that we had missed this little gaffe
wasn't a gaffe, it was you know, people can't you know, they
words matter. They tell the truth, whether you like it or
not. And so we dug up the clip
from C span exactly after so it's
not it's not a rigged clip. I was fearful. That was like some
fake clips somebody put together Oh, really? Yeah, it was because
it just doesn't it was just too ridiculous.
It was just too delicious to believe my darling. But here we
go.
This will be difficult. There will be pundits and politicians
and special interest lobbyists publicly warning of a Tourette
tyrannical all out assault on liberty. Not because that's
true. But because
that was right there you stop right there.
Not because that true. Wait a minute. So he said, If Moore's
matter which would they certainly do in our book here,
he said that they will be pundants who are talking about
an all out assault, Turing tyrannical war against the
people of the United States. Now that that's not true. So did he
just say that it's true?
Well play it again.
I mean, the way I understand it, he just said,
politicians and special interest lobbyists, publicly warning of a
terrific tyrannical all out assault on liberty. Because
that's true.
You also said unbelievable. He
also said too radical, which I think is pretty cool to re add
the reticle in, you know, here's, let me just start off
right away. And of course, everyone's like, oh, let's talk
about Hillary. Now. We're
gonna talk about Hillary later. Talk about Hillary, let's,
let's talk about the inauguration of our president.
The second term for President Obama. Now, I didn't see a
single news report about his flub, and I'm like,
I was totally with you on this. One is you have the
I'll play the flub, I got the flub from C span.
And repeat after me. I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear
I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear
That I will faithfully execute,
that I will faithfully execute
the office of President of the United States,
the office of President of the United States, and will
not that's a do over. I mean, he said stay,
the officer stay and this just shakes his head. Yeah,
the office of the president United States. It's one state
now.
The United it chokes it, and then he blows it and then he
shakes his head. And I'm and I was completely flabbergasted
that not one news outlet picked it up or said anything about it.
I thought it was like pretty funny, though. I don't
know. I don't think it's funny. I think it's the expression he
made was like, oh, but at the same time, humor hater is Go
ahead.
He stopped himself because he was gonna say United Nations.
That's literally Let's listen again to the videotape.
The office of President of the United States, the office of
President of the United States, and will
no, I think it was I don't think it was gonna say nations. But
it's my theory. I like I liked the United s.
It's united. What could it be united citizens. United says,
but he's a sucker.
The office of the president united suckers. I feel it was a
do over I really do. They should have done ceremony.
Roberts obviously wasn't paying any attention and he should have
stopped him and made him sick because the oath is the oath to
leave a word out like that.
Well, he wound up not leaving a word out but leaving at least 49
states out because of the only thing it for one state and will
to the best of my ability on go back. Here we go.
I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear
faithfully execute,
that I will faithfully execute
the office of President of the United States
the office of president the United States
and we come on that is not official. They should have gone
right down back to the Blue Room and done another one. Don't you
think?
I was just I was amazed by the the lack of nobody. My my amaze,
it was not that he did that made the blob above the flub. The
blade was that nobody even no
one said anything. Now here's what here's what the news media
was doing. This is Al Roker of NBC. Now you'll hear the dudes
talking but Al Roker is in the background screaming as the the
President and the First Lady are, are walking down the
street. Those who build
those who are going to build America. I mean, that was in
other words, those were Medicare, those and our children
and we should be looking. Is that guy an idiot. He's just
yelling back that dad was
trying to get his underwear back. And then he is the deal.
And then Joe Biden comes by and then the end he's yelling and
Joe Biden and the Joe Biden finally comes over to shake Al
Roker his hand and Al Roker, like poops himself right there.
Both of those groups up. We're just gonna go to our
correspondent Al Roker, who I believe is
yelling like an idiot via
Twitch bring in all kinds of people. So I think you guys
opportunities for him to bring out his winners for him. He also
has opposition. This is what your press is doing. I'm sorry,
wait lists are pressed. Let's switch over to CNN. Here's Wolf
Blitzer. It's very, very noisy over here. But Mr. President,
won't Blitzen political Hey, Mr. President,
I think you're on the red carpet. That guy's gonna get
this in. He's gonna come wandering over and do an
interview.
Ryan Seacrest, Mr. President. Hey, hey, how you doing? He's
the president is in the middle of 1000s of people yelling and
Wolf Blitzer is going hey, hey. Let's see if I stand up. Oh,
yes. Stand up who recognize your massive brain doing sitting?
President What is this how you doing? But this is literally
like Angelina Jolie. Hey, how you doing? Hey, come on over for
eat. Talk to us for a second. What do you who you wearing?
Because that's what you don't say. What are you always Who are
you wearing? I'm wearing? I'm wearing a vintage Valentino. Mr.
President. Clearly Wolf is stoned. This dude is totally
baked. So So I had dinner on what was Inauguration Day was
Friday won't know as Monday, Monday. No, What day are we now?
No, no, no, there's no the first one was Sunday. No. The first
one was Sunday.
Yeah, the first one. That's the one that was private, right.
But then we had dinner on Monday night with a couple of friends
in Austin. Now he has a new restaurant that opened called
sway. And incent do they owe you? We haven't seen you guys in
so long. Come on down. And this. So these are these friends of
ours are massive Obama bots. I mean, like, you know, I I'm
usually very quiet at these dinners. Because, you know, I
just,
it's hard for me to take it because you're gonna get kicked
in the shins by Oh, yeah.
No, I mean, so yeah. So I, Mickey drove and I got drunk
before we went in. And we're talking about the inauguration.
Get a drink? Yeah, of course. I had to drink I had to drink.
He's like, I love him to death. Yeah. And, and, and she and I
said, Well, do you see the inauguration? And she says, Oh,
and I have to tell you. I saw the motorcade slowing down. I
was like, Oh, no. Oh my god. He's not Oh, no, they're going
to get out all Oh, my heart is stopping.
I was so afraid he
was gonna be assassinated. And I'm like, are you okay? Are you
insane? And then And then her husband goes, hey, hey, there
are elements in the society who are insane and They're out to
kill him. I was like, Oh my God, give me some pod tie quickly. I
need to drown my sorrow. It was so amazing. I mean, I've heard a
lot of things, but she was physically shaking. She really,
really believed that it was so incredibly dangerous for the
President to get out of the motorcade, because there's all
these people that want to kill him.
Brother,
right. I mean, that was that was Whoa, I was like, Oh, my
goodness. Now, I'd like to say something about this
inauguration. I would like to make I'd like to put a stake in
the ground right now. That no longer do I want as
representative of the white American James Taylor doing
this. I'm tired of like, we got we got to get a white dude up
there. And it's always James Taylor. You know, it's like,
white people think he's uncool. Okay, it's like, please, he's
never been cool. You know, I wouldn't say oh, did you ever
see him in the Adam Sandler movie? Where Adam Sandler is?
No, he's a movie. Anyway. So James Taylor is performing a
concert at, at MySpace when MySpace was still huge. And
Facebook was was up and coming. And so he's in this movie, and
he's playing songs. And of course, the mice, you know,
imagine it's kind of the MySpace employees then we're like
Facebook now they're all happy and like, we're at a cool
company. I
assume the movie was produced by Fox go on. Yeah.
And no, I think this was before it was purchased. And and the
James Taylor's play in and then you know, and he has a lot of
dialogue in the movie. And he's onstage like, Hey, fuck
Facebook, fuck Facebook. So it was kind of funny. I mean,
definitely
got I would have to be after they were bought go on. Facebook
was really not even a competitor until they got mental murder
after Murdoch bought the
chat room, we'll probably know which which movie that was. But
anyway, James Taylor is just you know, he's a great singer, and
he's got some great songs but you know, you get this it's
like, here he comes. And and by the way, he did a nice version.
You know, it was it was okay, but it's just like, I just hear
this in the background like, oh, no, no, no, not him. You might
as well get Cat Stevens. Do morning is broken. Let
him in the country. Oh, wait
a minute, John. Oh, no, we got some breaking news coming in.
Breaking news, breaking news, breaking news, Beyonce and the
lip sync scandal, a lip sync scandal.
This is what our news is ladies and gentlemen. We need to go to
our correspondent by the lipstick
being called definitive information are now being
learned by Jim Acosta. Jim, what are you learning?
What are you learning you learn you're learning this is a great
honest second stop right here.
I know we have to do this in it when we do our own fake reports.
We have to do this now. There's what are you learning?
What are you learning? What are you learning?
So so most of these stage performers are lip singers
nowadays, it's been going on for a while because there's a lot of
dancing and there's a lot of moving around yet. You can't
really get into the sound. It's impossible to do it any other
way. I mean, some people can. I
will say I am a fan of the Beyonce voice. I think she's
very she's I think she has a fantastic voice. This was of
course a recording of her and I think I mean, I was watching
this I'm like, I hate her and what she stands for with Jay Z.
That whole elitist Illuminati crap. I really don't like it.
But man, she turned the Star Spangled Banner into something
really, really beautiful. It was beautiful. And I couldn't tell
watching because I was looking for
a good lip singers are good. But here's what gets me. Now
everybody, you know, we know that a lot of these people are
doing lip synching. In fact, Ashley Simpson was actually
busted on the Saturday live show. Right? went wrong with the
recording or they played the wrong song or something.
Somebody disliked her this is what happens when you piss off
the crew. Milli Vanilli his career John I mean that's what
I'm gonna bring up it literally killed Milli Vanilli they kept
their Grammys yanked from them yeah for doing this but now it's
been going on forever from way bigger I mean it was done with
Jan and Dean because one guy you know get brain damage. I mean,
this is not a new thing. So why is this who gives a crap
Well, I don't know what let's see what to what we've what
we're learning.
Wolf we can tell you that and inaugural official who asked not
to be identified told me just a short time ago that Popstar
Beyonce lip synced her performance on inauguration day
saying quote, she did not sing live. That official told CNN a
pre recording of the artist's rendition of the national anthem
was played instead. So what was heard by spectators and viewers
was the sound of that recording. Oh, no.
This official
the first of all, oh, big surprise, there was something
fake on television.
Boy that surprised them. raabta presto,
ooh, oh my goodness. But second of all, that is the news. You
know, so we have the same people are going like Mr. President,
Mr. President, how you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing? How's Beyonce doing? Hey, is Jay Z sit next
year it's just it was so incredibly bad and I did pick up
something kind of nice here. Or I thought I Oh, here it is.
Since people are always asking for food talk on the show. I
figured we'd listen to the menu for the inaugural lunch Did you
catch any of this what they were eating? I
missed it completely. So
why don't we these pics is Rachel Maddow, by the way. Of
course it's so journalistic. Here's Rachel explaining to us
and giving us the rundown and it's a we see the menu of full
screen
tours of it but then beyond this, it is a closed press event
which we do not get to cover it closed pressing that which
naturally has really good
steel. Oh, stop, stop, stop. She's invited all this stuff.
Oh, yeah. She's She's full of quest. She can't cover it. You
can't do here. Yeah, because this is one of those deals I
reported on Microsoft used to pull this down with a bunch of
reporters. they'd invite them but they had to say like you're
a reporter, and you can't report on this thing. Now what kind of
a Reporter Are you that you that it's a closed event for the for
us special people but we can't report on it. Really? Yeah. Can
Read what is this? What's wrong with this picture?
It's called fascism. That's how it works. Come on. It's pretty
dress with a New England Clam Chowder sauce.
So lobster with New England Clam Chowder sauce
lobster and chowder together.
By the way, this is great for you know, slaves. You know, just
to see what the elites are eating today on sauteed
spinach with sweet potato. Hey, hey, hey, boy, let's get up
shall we? Hey, sweet potato. Hey, the wine with that a Finger
Lakes dry Riesling Finger
Lakes dry recently would you serve that John and shorter
inauguration?
Well, you know he's trying to serve American wine so Finger
Lakes dry reasoning, I suppose is as good as anything.
New York wines. Chuck Schumer just deported from New York.
There you go. Enjoy jersey. The main course will be hickory
grill bison with wild Huckleberry reduction.
That sounds good. It does sound good.
I want to try and make that tonight.
All right. Preserve and red cabbage, red potato horseradish
cake and baby golden beets and green beans and butternut squash
puree get your vegetables. The wine for the main course for
everybody except Chris Hayes is a Long Island.
See Chris agency they're even joking now that they're going to
be eating there.
Now I would not have served the Long Island mirlo So obviously
that's but anyway
what is that hoity? toity Is that so wrong? The Long Island
mirlo John.
red potato horseradish cake. What was that? I don't know.
Doesn't sound good.
Now it sounds like garnish that just is there that you don't
touch. Like I liked the bison but I don't want to touch the
garnish stuff. We I think we go through the desert here meal
right there. A lot of beef there he likes season most vegetarian.
For dessert. There is Hudson Valley apple pie Hudson Valley
apple pie with sour cream, ice cream and maple caramel sauce.
There are also aged cheese's and honeycomb from a Cheese Company
in upstate New York noticing a theme. The sparkling wine will
be from California to wash it all down core Bell made
something very fancy for the occasion.
They made some wine for the occasion. But was this dish she
doesn't say to some sparkling wine from upstate New York it
was probably on screen but I didn't
touch them California the wine was sparkling wine. Right? Who
cares? Now this is like it this is essentially just insulting
the listener.
Oh yeah. What are our listeners? No, no,
this is insulting they're they're just going on and on
about how special they are. Because they're gonna have to
eat that meal. Exactly. Even though it's still you know, we
have to stop for a second realize this is still a huge
dinner with probably hundreds of people. Yeah, that and that I
guess was what the press to kiss the depressed cares what they
eat. You might as well serve burgers. But that's okay. We got
the press eating fancy food. And it's probably still pretty. I
still can't believe it's not you know, the kind of convention
food you can't rubber chicken can't quite you can't quite make
this much of a girl.
But did you see our First Lady? Because you know they did have
like a pool video kind of a Top Shot when they were all eating.
And she reminded me I'll never forget when I when I had dinner
with Tina Turner. And he may bollock I should say, from the
south there. And she reminded me of how Tina Turner was eating
She's a shoveling. Shoveling John, you know, and I'm very
critical of table manners as you know, yeah,
you're always criticizing me the way I hold my left for you. I'm
trying to get through a piece of tough.
This is Emily Post, I was raised with it with etiquette at the
dinner table. And she was shoveling This is my mom would
have said, Hey, stop shoveling. You know, that's just not okay.
And then and then there was there's some
chowing down like this challenge she's ever had. It's got to be
every night. How can she even stay at you know, I'm surprised
she hasn't really totally chugged out. She
looked pretty good in that dress. But
yes, to exercise a lot. I
take, I take back the the hairdo oh my god that looked horrible.
Her hair was weird. Anyway, so you and I had a little
conversation, I was yelling and bitching before the show. We we
actually have a similar clip. And you had listed his end of
show clip. And I wanted to roll into it. But first I wanted to
explain where I came from where I was thinking about this was
that we know that the President swore his oath to United State
of America, the United State nations Union of America on the
on Martin Luther King's Bible, right. And I had that moment
now. This is kind of things that we're trying to do here at the
no agenda show best podcast in the universe, is not just take
at face value. If you if I say to anyone on the street, Martin
Luther King, like we're like, I had a dream. And, and he fought
segregation, and racial discrimination. And I'm a little
bit older than most people who get interviewed on the street
for television. And I know that there was a lot more to Martin
Luther King. So I went back and I was looking around and I tried
to avoid the I Have a Dream speech. And as I'm reading
through all the things he's done, I'm like, it's really,
it's really quite bold of the president. on Martin Luther King
Day, I might add, which was Monday's is his inauguration for
him being Obama to and to have his hand on Martin Luther King's
Bible. It's rather bold for a stoner from Hawaii. You know
what I mean? It's like, wow, that I mean, seriously. And then
I start to look into this. And I read that I gotta adjust my
glasses here. I read that he signs a proclamation on the day
of, and he declared that day, the National Day of hope and
resolve. And I'm like this, this is a little bit irritating. Now
he's a he's a stoner from Hawaii, which he admits and and
then you know, this, he was a community organizer, a
constitutional law professor or intern, whatever. But he's not.
He's not Martin Luther King. You know, he's just not. And then I
decided to pull a clip from a speech that I always found to be
very inspiring by Martin Luther King, that just a short minute
and a half of the drum major instinct. Are you familiar with
this speech by the good doctor? John,
I may have heard it. And am I familiar with it? No.
Okay. Well, there's it's very, very, here's the piece that I
find applicable to this conversation.
That he was saying, Now, when you establish your kingdom, let
one of us sit on the right hand and the other on the left hand
of your firm. Now very quickly, we would automatically condemn
James and John. And we would say they were selfish, why would
they make such a selfish request? But before we did
condemn them too quickly. Let us look calmly and honestly, at
ourselves, and we will discover that we too have those same
basic desires for recognition for importance, that same desire
for attention, that same desire to be first. Of course, the
other disciples got mad with James and John, and you could
understand why but we must understand that we have some of
the same James and John qualities. And that is deep down
within all of us. And in Spain. It's a kind of drum major in
State of design to be out front, a desire to lead the parade of
desire to be first.
So this is, so this entire speech which is, is I think one
of his better speeches is literally saying, be careful,
because when we reach the mountaintop, don't become the
drum major and don't think that you can then be better at
leading the parade. And as I'm Googling around, you know that
they unveiled that statue of Martin Luther King in
Washington, DC.
Oh, that horrible looking statue. Yeah,
turns out, they are scrubbing off the right hand side. It
actually there's
a description, it has a quote that they're getting rid of.
I was a drum major for justice, peace and righteousness. And so
this relates directly back to this speech, which you should
read or listen to the whole speech in its entirety. So
they're trying to take this away, and where he was really
saying, hey, when we get there, be very careful what you do. And
it struck me and I was like, wow, you know, this is the
Martin Luther King who did a lot more than just, you know, just
fight for racial inequality. And this is where and I won't play
the whole clip, John, because you're right, we can play the
whole clip as an end of show clip. But this is Cornell West,
who you and I both think is kind of kooky. You know, it's kind of
like the Don King hair. But he's
actually mentioned that he's been floating around the country
as a as a as a kind of a two man comedy act with Tavis Smiley,
and they have been very critical of Obama. And in this clip, he
just leads into him even though he backs off at the very end,
you get a chicken's outed. Does that surprise you? I still voted
for me to be better than Romney. Yeah. But for the most part, he
is he's trying to make a point here, even though again, you
know, nobody really wants to bite the bullet and just say
that, I mean, it reminds me that I don't have the clip for today.
I was couldn't find it in my list, but somewhere I think I
mistakenly left it out. But we're Rand Paul. Laces into
Hillary so she should have been fired and everybody right wing
left wing everybody in between. condemns him.
Yeah. Anyway, here's, here's Cornell West. But no, by the
way, I only got it on C span. Did you see it anywhere else?
This clip Did you get it from somewhere?
Yeah, I didn't get it from C span. I got it from someplace
else and I can't remember where but what
when I got the news that My dear brother Barack Obama, President
Obama was going to put his precious hand on Martin Luther
King Junior's Bible. I love her
says that his precious hand. The thing that's great about this is
in a public forum is a black man because only a black man could
say these things. If a white man said what you're about to hear,
he will be a racist, you know, Moon Landing denier Holocaust
denier Republican whatever said
and I got upset because you don't play with Martin Luther
King Jr. and you don't play with his people and by his people.
What I mean is, people have good conscious fundamentally
committed to peace and truth and justice, and especially the
black tradition that produced all the blood, sweat and tears
that went in to producing a Martin Luther King Jr. generated
a brother of such high decency and dignity, that you don't use
his prophetic fire as just a moment into presidential
pageantry without understanding the challenge that he presents
to all of those in power no matter what color
they are. So that's Cornell basically saying, Hey, man,
Obama's a stoner from Hawaii. Okay, no matter what color they
are.
The drone thing in the murders. It's coming up presidents come
up, says he's a war criminal
of a Martin Luther King Jr. becomes a moment in political
calculation. And that makes my blood boil. Why? Because my
Luther King Jr. He died on the three crimes against humanity.
He was wrestling with Jim Crow traumatized and terrorizing,
stigmatizing black people lynching and so for not just
segregation the way the press likes to talk about that love
that
too. Thank you segregation now know they were killing black
people and get wiped right on Coronel
second carpet bombing in Vietnam killing innocent people,
especially innocent children of global war crimes molars, the
King Jr. was willing to die for
they don't talk about that ever. Now. Yeah. Now, do you remember
Martin Luther King, don't you?
I think you never met him.
But Did you witness the way you were young at the time, but do
you remember any of what we're Somebody did. Well, I didn't.
But you know, so but do you remember him being anti Vietnam
anti war?
Yeah, that's why they killed him. And thirdly,
with poverty, love your man of all colors. He said it's a crime
against you, Matt. Really? Is
that why they killed them? Because he was anti Vietnam,
I think was one of the Yeah, when he was one of the variables
that they decided he had to go. Troublemaker and we had a lot of
black soldiers in need. Some guy like that floating around
bitching and moaning
is Jim C. Dvorak, everybody
for the richest nation in the history of the world. Jim Crow
Devorah. Wow, Earl, they have so many of his precious children of
all colors and living in poverty, and especially on the
chocolate side of the nations and on Indian reservations in
brown barrios and yellow slices and black ghettos them we call
them hoods. Now, but ghettos then. So I said to myself, Okay,
nothing wrong with putting a hand on the Bible, even though
the Bible is talking about justice. And Jesus is talking
about the least of these. But when you put it Martin's Bible,
I love Martin's Bible, we got to learn to talk like that, John,
that's great. Put a Martin's Bible as when it not Ray
said, this is personal for me. Because this is a tradition that
I come out of. This is a tradition that's connected to my
grandmother's prayers and my grandfather's sermons and my
mother's tears and my father's smile.
Now wait for people because here comes the rant of all rants and
it's over against
all of those in power, who refuse to follow decent
policies. So I say to myself, brother, Martin Luther King, Jr.
What would you say about the new Jim Crow? What would you say
about the prison industrial complex? What would you say
about the invisibility of so many of our prisoners, so many
of our incarcerated especially when 62% of them are there for
soft drugs with not one executive of a Wall Street bank?
Martin done like that. Not one wire Tapper.
I love it. Not one wire. Tapper.
I got to kick out of this thing. I don't know if you want to
keep.
I just want to do the drones. Then we'll talk this is coming
right up now.
Not one torture under the Bush administration. At all. Then,
what do you say about the drones being dropped? All oppresses
brothers and sisters in Pakistan.
Yeah, exactly. drones being dropped.
Yeah, he also goes from a war criminal. But the guy who's
getting the biggest kick out of this, is that as a large
is Newt Gingrich, yeah.
They're just smiling. And he's kind of laughing to himself.
No, I love that thought that. You know, that's like, we need
to you know, you and I have seen this of course, and you gotta
put some stuff into perspective, though. You know, it's not
everyone is watching this stuff. Not everyone watches C span or
gets this. And but this is real perspective. And I'm happy that
Cornell is out there saying no, not anyone gives a crap.
Yeah, and he'll probably end up on O'Reilly be on the right wing
shows back from just a little while and
either Dennis Kucinich got a gig on Fox. Sorry, Dennis Kucinich.
The Democratic Yeah, he's got a gig on Fox.
He's got the personality to carry a show
now. But he's got this funny that he got the gig on Fox,
which we always said has been run by Democrats. And now
they're actually putting Democrats in just to make it
crazier. So the just to wind up this, this inauguration. So you
know that what was different this year is the the
Inauguration Committee decided it was okay to take donations
from corporate sponsors. And all those all those people there.
They were evil corporate sponsors. Yes. They were bused
in. I have all all of these links. Of these were basically
free bus trips. They bussed everybody in from all over the
country.
Did they make them wear the same thing? Because if you looked at
on this, it was all one color.
What do you what does that mean? Is that a racist joke?
No, no, I'm talking about color. It was like red or purple or
something. It's not a racist joke. Didn't you look at this
thing? Yeah, there's this huge crowd that goes all the way to
the Washington Monument. And they all have like, it's like a
college colors like watching a football game where everyone's
wearing the same colors of the college. Didn't you notice this?
Yeah. Well, it just looked all like
that's not normal.
No, because they were all busted. And then it was all it
was all there was staged as usual. The whole and this is
what I love. Did you hear about let's back
up a second. If that was stage, who cares about Beyonce lip
synching then? Well, guys, they gotta get their act together.
They're either staging everything, or I mean, I don't
see how the news media can bitch about Beyonce. They'd look at
this. This huge
Well, the news media is not bitching about Beyonce. Just to
distract idiots, whatever. Yeah. But what I liked is that they
had this overflow area, because you know, the mall was
completely full. So they had an overflow area where 1000s of
people were watching a jumbotron and it was a telescreen. Let's
put it that way. And so that leader was on the telescreen,
but then the thing like it blew up. It you know, I think someone
was messing with it, actually. I don't have any any clip of it or
anything of it. But the, during the speech, it just went
haywire. And then 1000s of people started walking the other
way. Like, oh, ma see leader mosque, mossy speech by leader
telescreen not working. And then they got pushed back like, Oh,
that is bad. We It was total 1984. Just I cannot see leader
on screen.
Hey, let's, I listened to what was in that speech, there was
nothing It was the most vapid inaugural speech I have ever
heard in my life. I couldn't get a clip out of it. I couldn't
find some crazy little commentary. It was just boring,
except for something was it was he was so boring that there was
a gem in there that we missed. Well,
you know, the climate change thing that was about a big deal.
Yeah. Like I'm going after climate change. And that was
about it. That was about
it. He lost a good speech, right. Obviously, I'm in a
speech.
Now the guy wants to hug. The guy went to Hollywood. He's
doing a show. Remember, he left? Yeah, you got to go right TV
shows? No, but I felt there was no again, there was a whole
bunch of Martin Luther King references that that's if
anything, that's kind of
always bad. By the way. I think that kids already doing the TV
shows because I have a clip. Okay, from two Broke Girls,
which shows you how bad today's sitcoms are.
Okay, I G.
Max, I just hung up from a very panicked phone call and you'll
never believe what happened. The guy from the record store called
say have super gonorrhea. You actually think a guy that you
don't even remember call to tell me that you have super
gonorrhea? Yes, that's how tired I am. Are you gonna make me wait
forever? Do I have it or not? It's not super gonorrhea. But it
is super bad news. This woman just called to confirm her order
for 1000 cupcakes for tomorrow. I've been so tired. I completely
forgot. I rather have super gonorrhea. Are you insane? We
can't do 1000 Cupcakes by tomorrow. We have to do it.
It'll ruin our reputation if we don't.
Wow, man. Can the laugh track is just blows me away.
The laugh track is the absolute worse by the way, but it's got
some. It's got some very modern elements. I have to say the
laugh track is not old fashioned. But it's still a
laugh track. It sucks. No one's gonna think this is funny. No.
And what is this super gonorrhea meme that they found on the
show? You know? It's I thought the look at did you look it up
gusting did you look it up? Well, I
know it's super gonorrhea is what's the difference between
regular gonorrhea. That's the one that can't cure. Super
gonorrhea. Mr. Super gonorrhea. Super gonorrhea. Really you
can't cure it. So this
is notorious. Get your your toes dude.
January 9 2013. Super strain of drug resistant gonorrhea
concerns US officials. Oh my goodness. It looks like we have
a vaccine for it. suffix means suffix suffix in me. suffix in
me. That's funny. suffix me. Hey, I got some super gonorrhea
can use to fix it me CFIX I M E to fix me it's an antibiotic use
to treat bacterial infections, has shown to be ineffective
against 7% of gonorrhea cases. This is the super gonorrhea. So
they're very they're right on the ball. It's amazing. How a
Show that is written and produced months in advance can
be so timed with the news that breaks. How does that work? It's
part of the Psalm I can't believe that you didn't find all
these news reports about the Super gonorrhea.
I know but I already knew about Super gonorrhea. It's been in
the news I thought you knew about stunned New York. New
York. You don't know all about it.
I have one partner. I don't have to worry about things like this
here. New York. magazine.com Super gonorrhea here to ruin
blow jobs forever. Does it say that says that Literally.
Literally. What? Yeah, it says
what what New York Magazine? Yeah. And it's s
ny mag.com written by Kat Stovall, super gonorrhea here to
ruin blow jobs forever. In the hierarchy of sexually
transmitted diseases, one tends to privilege the Forever D
diseases like HPV, and herpes. And not think so much about the
chlamydia and gonorrhea. They're unpleasant to be sure, but
nothing a strong course of antibiotics can't clear up and
goes on super gonorrhea is going to ruin blow jobs forever. It
even ends saliva contains enzymes that destroy gonorrhea.
So kissing and cuddling us don't spread it.
Nice.
Well, that's good news. Basically, screw you guys and
women get all the all the pleasure. Is that what I'm
reading here?
I don't know what you're reading
New York Magazine.
Well, now you know I'm glad you caught up.
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I got to thank Eric he so he sent over a big box and they
love it when big boxes are waiting for me at the front door
when I come home. And so in the box was all these things I had
to sign that just you signed a whole bunch of things to
autograph like stuff he was sending out. Yeah, I guess so.
You know Eric so efficiently sounds like he sends the stuff
to sign and includes a Sharpie. Just in case you don't have a
Sharpie Dumbo, but he gave me my Christmas gift. Did you get a
Christmas gift from Eric the shoe? No. What did you get? You
didn't get a Christmas gift? No Oh, what do we know? What do you
say like that? You give him a Christmas gift.
He always gets a gift. What did he send you?
He sent me the merch index.
Oh yeah, we tweet. Yeah, I know. What's its copyright date on
that thing?
Hold on. I gotta It's big. It's the hardcover.
It's fantastic that they're all hardcover. I don't know that
they've ever released a softcover
on the inside
Well, let's see
where would it say that 2006 2006
Yeah, that is that old Now that's pretty new. Yeah, it
sounds a good one it's an almost everything is in there you ever
needed to know just look it up blow stuff up. This will kill
you if you do this. Okay. But mostly to tell you what's Camus
Jews them as as like the better thing to my plane? Is this
dangerous?
Okay, let's just go to a random page. I owe I owe Doxy benzoic
acid. And where's the part where it says words if it'll kill you
or not?
It'd be right at the end of the description at the end of the
blurb say
mild chemo selective environmentally friendly
oxidizing agent. Oh, we can adjust that. That's no problem.
You can have a spoon. Spoon.
follow a dream. follow a dream. Sounds good. follow a dream. And
for eight will for eight kill me? I don't know. It's cool. And
it has all little diagrams as little like beehives, beehives,
you know what that you're talking about? Okay,
every single one has little drawing. It's like a beehive and
it tells you what it is like Oh, H
ch 214 candidate construction of molecule molecule.
You have beehives. That's what it looks like. It looks like
beehives. But it's great. It has the indents for your finger to
go in.
Yeah, yeah. This is what you need this book more than anyone.
Yeah.
It's a beautiful book. And I'd like to mention that one of our
knights has also published a book. And I think it's my fault.
Sir Andrew Loomis funny, has published a book called The End
of marvelous he sent a copy to me. And he was I think we met
him on the Hot Pockets tour. I'm thinking Colorado Springs. And
he was like, my book. I'm looking for a publisher. This
sucks. And I like to just self publish it. He's like, No, I'm
not gonna do that. So Okay. Well, good luck then with your
book. And he self published it. Yeah, it's no big deal anymore.
No, but it's it's I mean, he wrote a book. Come on. That's no
big deal. We'll
do that, you know? Oh,
yeah. But this this guy, John actually released the book.
Oh, I never even thought of that.
Data concepts.
I see you all
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of our producers today executive and Associate Executive
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Our formula is this we go out we hit people in the mouth
before we get going, John, you were mocking me. So incredibly
the other day on the on the show about this? Well, about what you
mock me about most things. But in this case, what's new,
nothing new about the blood type diet connection. And I just want
to Can I just read to you a little bit of the theory behind
it because you are you're like so this is impossible. This is
total I
never said was impossible. I just said it was stupid.
Okay, can I just read a little bit of the theorem to you is Oh,
yeah, I think I should. Okay. So first of all, the connection
where's this come from? Where did this document come from?
That you're reading
this is coming from Dr. Peter J. didymo. And Catherine Whitney,
who wrote a book and published it by the way called Eat right
for your type,
peer data Mo, eat right for your type of Yeah, okay.
But could you not Google it and just listen to me read because
that'll be more fun because otherwise you're like you're
reading out listen to what I'm saying. Which is pretty much the
reason I think why you and Mimi live in different states. That's
what's
the connection between blood type and diet is a new idea for
most people, but they often find that it answers some of their
most perplexing questions. Okay, I'm moving ahead. blood types
are as fundamental as creation itself in the masterful logic of
nature. The four blood types follow an unbroken trail from
the earliest moment of human creation to the present day.
They are the signatures of our ancient ancestors on the end
destructable parchment of history, the gene for blood type
A emerged at a point in history when humans were evolving from
hunter gatherers and settling into more permanent agrarian
communities. So moving ahead, your blood type is the key to
your body's entire immune system. And as such is the
essential defining factor in your health profile. Your blood
type antigen serves as the guardian at the gate creating
antibodies to ward off dangerous interlopers. So far, so good. I
think when an antibody encounters the antigen of a
microbial invader, a reaction called agglutination occurs. Are
you familiar with agglutination, I'm sure I'll be in a minute,
which is literally gluing the antibody attaches to the viral
antigen and makes it very sticky. When cells viruses,
parasites and bacteria are agglutinated, they stick
together and clump up which makes the job of their disposal
all the easier. So this is the whole idea a chemical reaction
occurs between your blood and the foods that you eat. This
reaction is part of your genetic inheritance. So what they're
saying is certain types of foods with the lectins combined with
the lectins used by viruses, bacteria can be blood type
specific, making them a stickier pest for a person that blood
type. So that's kind of the idea is that certain foods, create
the agglutination and therefore weaken your immune system. What
do you think?
It's bullcrap.
Hey, already? Science that really bullcrap it sounds. So
in writing this exact same book apparently says 1997. He keeps
bringing it out one form or another. If you look on the
Amazon list of these got a million of these same exact
books. And he's just he's milking it. He's milking the
ideas it gets sounds cool to the you know, to the uneducated,
to the confused and uneducated. Really? Yes.
Perfect.
I have to say I've lost several pounds.
Probably because you're dying. Diets killing you. Stop. You
don't need to lose weight. You're already thin.
No, I got really fat in Amsterdam. Serious? No, really,
you are drinking too much just because you stopped drinking.
You guys were getting cloud all the time where you were there.
And also the stick doctor, he fixed me I'm gonna go back just
to say hi. And I'm already send them people on. That stuff
really works. My back is healed, healed one session with Dr. Ken
with his stick, pulling my pants down. And I'm healed.
The glass rod treatment always works.
Anyway, so that is the last
consensus among dieticians, physicians and scientists is
that the theory is unsupported. any scientific evidence? Okay.
Well,
he's one of the ways you
can't even do a lack of credit. You know, if you look at the
Wikipedia and the blood type diet, yeah, it didn't even try
doing clinical trials.
No, no, of course, cost money to do that. Can't be doing No, it's
just it's just choosing what you eat. It's not like some medic
medication. I mean, come on, you know, we all know if you don't
eat a burger, it's gonna be you're gonna last longer.
I think that all the listeners out there who have a mind to do
this should send you a nutrition book. No, I was gifts. No, I, I
think put in a big box.
I think that all hardcover? I think that all I think people
should try this up. Give it a shot. What do you got to lose?
Yep. Yes. Like, do you DESE Oh, well, I don't have not yet if
you haven't tried it. I didn't say
that. You could knock
out actually what you said in a different phrase. Oh,
no, this was not what I said. I said, No, it's not what I said.
I
said, whatever. You said, No, I
know that I would have said Don't knock it till you try it.
Which I didn't say,
Well, you might you just did now. Ah, okay. Now, if you want
to go on in this direction, becoming a food nut. You know,
one of these picky eaters, I can't have tomatoes, because it
doesn't match my blood type. That's exactly one of those guys
knock yourself out.
Hold on a second. When I stopped smoking, which, by the way, five
months now I'll take a little congratulatory applause five
months, I did not become an anti smoking Nazi. So I'm not
becoming like a blood date. In fact, you can have the tomato
even though it doesn't match my blood type. It's just it's not
the best thing for my blood type. So you know, so I
shouldn't be eating tomatoes every day. It's just it's just a
shift in diet. I don't think it's going to hurt any. It looks
like you mock me about the applied kinesiology but I
haven't had an attack of mold. Since I've been taking whatever
crap has been given me. Mold. Yeah, the mold I had. I was
sleeping in bed sleeping 18 hours a day because of the mold
the tree mold.
You had mold tree. moldy. It's out. You Gotta do more work.
I gotta, I gotta open my legs more often. Exactly. You can you
can Laugh all you want, though. Anyway, I think
you can keep pushing this idea and pushing it to the second
half of the show stuff. It's so wacky.
I'm not pushing it. I'm just just telling people what I'm
doing. I'm not advocating anything. I'm just in fact, I'm
not even telling people I'm talking to you. I'm I don't care
what other people think about me. Like what honestly, I don't
give a crap what you think about me. I'm just
giving I'll give a graph of of what anyone thinks, Oh, I'm
just a conversation. I'm just having a conversation. I
believe me. I'm sorry. I mocked you for this idiocy.
He mocks me in the apology. It's unbelievable.
No, I'm just saying I'm not. I apologize deeply. For for saying
anything whatsoever.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It'd be at the donation segment here. Let's get to some some
clips. Yeah, please. Okay, so we're probably gonna start
talking about Hillary and my digital. So I'm watching the
news, our you know, the public broadcasting national treasure
and Eiffel, Glen Eiffel gets the takeover.
This is the this is a woman who wrote the
hagiography about Obama, if you don't know what a great guy
she's like, she shouldn't even be on the air after writing that
book. Because it's a conflict of interest. But she gets her
chance they get somebody went on vacation or, you know, some
thing or another as Martin Luther King Day, they had to put
her on. So she is now the host, and she opens up, this is a big
chance to host the show right at the beginning. So I'm going to,
I'm going to go have the lead in and then her your debut as the
host
from viewers like you. Thank you.
Secretary Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, I've had
that happen
to me when you get your big, big break, and then this happens to
conjecture. It's interesting, because she's not the only one
that that made that mistake. I'm going to find you kind of caught
me off guard, but I thought
it was Terry of Clinton, somebody else said that
I got something better. So they're talking about the al
Qaeda was in in in Northern Africa, and Jay Carney is doing
his little press conference thing he and here's what happens
though. Cue
IP AQAP. And I AQ I am what is also
why it gets better is AQ IQ. So it's always alkaitis. Right, a P
wait for the question true
is that, to this point, AQIM has not represented a direct threat
to the homeland. But you can tell by our support of the
mission that the French have undertaken, and by our overall
efforts to go after and contain and defeat extremists who would
do harm to our interests, that we're very serious about this.
So you
could square those two things. I'll kind of Central Command has
been decimated even as Al Qaeda affiliated groups may be
growing.
I think you can square it by stating it clearly which
Secretary of State Clinton did in which President Clinton has,
and I have and others. I mean, sorry, President Obama as
Secretary of State Clinton. Oh, got your beauty. Wait, that goes
on. President Obama. Press Secretary Carney. Thank you.
Lipstick.
Did he steal my thunder? I was gonna do I was gonna make a
lipstick.
Lipstick lipstick joke. Yeah. So of course, they're already
talking about Hillary Clinton being the president. That's why
he slips on President Clinton and he tries to play it off late
like no, I was talking to Bill. No, you weren't the bill was
incoherent to cancer.
He wasn't talking to Bill wasn't talking to Bill. But he's
thinking in advance. This is why you see. So we have these
hearings on Benghazi and both of the first she does the Senate
hearings where she blows up. And I have the full clip of the
blowing up and what led to it.
Yeah, can I just say one thing? And analysis before we get to
your clips? I got a few clips, but analysis in general, or do
you want to or do you ever lead in here?
No, no, give me the analysis. And because I have a number of
points to make to but I don't have any deep analysis.
The whole thing was scripted based all that time that you
know, there were that she wasn't testifying. You can see she's
reading the questions. And then she's gonna tell ya, I
think that's a good theory. He's
reading the questions, looks up, looks down reads her answer. It
was like a table read.
No, she had a exactly like a table where she had a binder and
she would flip through it as the question was being asked, Oh,
wait, they're
asking this is out of order this question. Now, of course, you
know, everyone's allowed to let a zinger in. But believe me,
even Rand Paul, you know, everyone's in on it. And you
know, and if anything, you step over long, but we'll get to that
in a minute. I was thinking maybe before we get To the blob,
let's just stay with Molly for a second because that's the stuff
that I was looking for other stuff, anything but this bull
crap about, you know about her getting angry and all this
stuff, although I have some some stuff that plays into that. See,
and you shouldn't eat tomatoes you could and you start
sneezing. So here's, let's see,
it is about a season by the way, they're not in season, I don't
eat tomatoes in season, I eat good tomatoes, I don't eat the
crap that they sell at Safeway
here is here's Hillary talking about, you know how serious it
is. Actually, I want you to play them in order here. This is the
first one wasn't about us being in Northern Africa
a while and goes on. It is not reasonable nor feasible to
tether US forces at the ready to respond to protect every high
risk posed in the world. So he's reading this by the way, we have
to look at this from both the State Department and the DoD
perspective. And we don't have assets of any significance right
now, on the African continent. We're only building that up. And
so what do we
we've only just begun. Hey, baby, it's Hello Africa.
Need in Africa, what countries will welcome us there. Give us
both our military and civilian teams a a good safe base out of
which to operate. So if we're focusing
if I were a warlord, if I were like a president of any African
country, I'm like, Oh, crap. Oh, no. There are a common I was
like, what all of a sudden, it's like so normal, that, you know,
we need to find countries that will welcome us. What are we
doing? We have to go to all these African countries. And we
got to put our military in there and we got to be a part of some
thing.
Well play this clip out of order, which is not the Hillary
clip but since you brought it up the MC Raven and J. Sock AFRICOM
clip, which was brought out on the Democracy Now show because
they there's this new movie that everyone has to go see called
Dirty Wars. And the two producers, one of them from both
of them, seemingly like liberals that are very disillusioned, and
one of them looked like he was afraid of being assassinated on
the show, literally. Seriously, this guy was a wreck. Yeah. And
but this is what this and I have a lot of clips. I'm gonna play
some on Sunday, too, from these two characters, but just listen
to this.
Or Mali and reported on this. But but there's, you know, since
AFRICOM was created as a full freestanding command, like
Southern Command, and Central Command, AFRICOM has has been
expanding these wars McRaven, where he is now McRaven is the
is the commander of the Special Operations Command. He is He,
William McRaven. Is, is the most powerful figure in the United
States military. He is an he's an incredibly brilliant man.
He's very shrewd, he understands media. And he is in charge of
the most elite force the US has ever produced. And he has been
given carte blanche to do what he believes is right around the
world, empowered much more under President Obama than they were
under President Bush. In fact, you see someone who's worked
within JSOC saying that to us in our film, and and out of camp
lemon, yay. Which is in Djibouti, the US has is has been
expanding these covert wars in Africa and Samaya most of what
most Americans what they would what they know about Somalia is
Black Hawk out. And I think in our film, you're going to see a
very different reality and you're going to see a hellscape
that has been built by a decade of covert War
II these guys are gunners they better start acting weird,
pretty quick.
They are gunners, so
let me let me add this in. So here is Hillary, Lucifer.
clippity clop you know, I'm sorry, how can we even be
playing these clips of her without her her proper intro?
This is not
a message is clear. Clip.
Okay, so here is not now of course, this morning, we had the
first round of confirmation hearings for her. Her follow up
her John Kerry, you know, of course this is happening while
we're doing the show, so we can't really analyze that maybe
if there's anything good on Sunday, but here she is talking
about the dangers so you know, why are we in Africa now?
Producers listeners of the no agenda podcast, the best podcast
in the universe know that this is about kicking the Chinese out
because they put in the roads and everything. Thank you very
much for all the work diners now get out because we're going to
take all of the resources. And I want to say that our sir atomic
rod has debunked your theory about uranium. John, he wrote a
pretty long pot blog post about this. He says that Molly's
potential total uranium is 5200 tonnes. That is not even half of
what France needs. on a yearly basis, and that this stuff, all
the uranium they need can be purchased for $600 million. So
it's not about the uranium. There's a link in the show notes
to, to look at that. So I think it still is gold, or gold oil
pipeline stuff. But to Hillary will tell you the real reason
is, of course, because of al Qaeda.
We are now trying to help put together an African force from
ECOWAS so that African soldiers will be in the front of this
fight. The Malines asked the French to come in. Obviously,
France is one of our our oldest allies, we are trying to provide
support to them. But this is going to be a very serious,
ongoing threat. Because if you look at the size of Northern
Mali, if you look at the topography, it's not only
desert, its caves, reminiscent
was like Afghanistan is. That's where,
remember, by the way, when they first was first went into
Afghanistan. And they had they showed pictures of what the
caves are going to be like they're multi leveled from James
Bond movies. There was level trucks going in and coming out
gold stores for missiles. Yeah. Yeah, reminiscing showed these
things they showed on CNN, here's what we suspect the cave
looks like. And this cave was like some sort of James Bond
fantasy.
They'll probably use the same footage for the caves and
Molly's
been forgotten. It's been long enough to you know, period is
lapse, they can run this bull crap on the public once again,
well, hold on a second. Let's just take a quick look here.
Let's do consult the book of knowledge, Molly, Molly caves,
how it looks like Arizona. Cool. All right. Let's continue with
this.
We are in for a struggle, struggle. But it is a necessary
struggle. We cannot permit Northern Mali to become a safe
haven. People say to me all the time. Well, AQIM hasn't attacked
the United States. Well, before 911 2001. We hadn't been
attacked on our homeland since I guess, the War of 1812 and Pearl
Harbor. So
really, I mean, just because it didn't happen.
You can't say, well, because they haven't done something,
they're not going to do it. This is not only a terrorist
Syndicate, it is a criminal enterprise criminal enterprise,
almost delicious to believe my friend criminal syndicate, we'll
make no mistake about it, make no mistake about it, we've got
to have a better strategy. And I would hope we'd have not only a
strategy that understands, you know, making it possible for
these governments to defend themselves better for people to
understand and agree with us that these terrorists are not in
any way representative of their values, but that we can bolster
democracy and try to give these Arab revolutions a real chance
to succeed.
All we see in Africans a chance. Wow, notice the the curious and
this these were suppose the Benghazi hearings? Yeah, I
suppose. You know, the Congress, by the way, is a separate part
of the government, Congress. Then there's the executive
branch, and there's the judicial branch. These guys are supposed
to all have their own powers. It the Congress is not supposed to
be in bed with the executive branch like these, like some of
these bullcrap Democrats are. They didn't ask her one
question. They just went on and on extolling how great she was.
Joe Kennedy, is now who's who's from Brookline. He's a
Massachusetts House of Representative guy. Oh,
Massachusetts. He's a Massachusetts nuts house. You
know why this guy seems like an idiot why he would get voted in
but that's Massachusetts, Kennedy, to Kennedy, Kennedy.
And so what we do, here's what here's his questions about
Benghazi.
Thank you, Mr. Chairman, Mr. Ranking Member and, Madam
Secretary, thank you for what I can only describe it as truly
exemplary career in public service and our dedication to
public service a million miles. And I look forward to what the
future holds for you as well.
When you become president,
remember I said that he'll remember I have
two broad based questions for you if I can, Madam Secretary,
you now have obviously held this office for four years, and an
extraordinarily challenging time in our history. We're seeing
we've recently passed the two year anniversary of the Arab
Awakening. We're seeing the recent headlines, threats,
emerging threats from Algeria and Mali across northern Africa,
spreading out through the Middle East, Iran, Pakistan,
Afghanistan.
Did you notice by the way, he said headlines.
No doubt what was that in there said headlines. We're
seeing headlines. I don't think he said we're seeing actual
events. We're seeing headlines. Oh, yeah,
that's what he said. I'd time in our history.
We're seeing we've recently passed the two year anniversary
of the Arab Awakening. We're seeing In a recent headlines,
so there's nothing running, nothing really happened. We just
missed the headlines, the headlines, plenty more, but he
just goes on and on saying how great she is. So then, so just
cut to another one of these guys. This is supposed to be
hearings on Benghazi, play the classic kiss ass from Florida
clip.
And it's all just ask for a response in writing. And we'll
go now to Mr. Deutsch, from Florida.
Thank you, Mr. Chairman. We don't have to wait long because
those were some good questions that I'll take up in a moment.
Secretary Clinton, first I'd like to thank the app. Thank
you. For that truly remarkable job that you've done as
Secretary of State, you have represented the interests of
this nation magnificently. And I for one hope that after a bit of
rest, you will consider a return to public service and should
that return bring you to Florida, I will look forward to
welcoming you there. I'd be remiss if I did not take this
opportunity to once again, thank you for your efforts on behalf
of kill that. What is wrong with
these people watching just say, look, it goes like this. It goes
like this. If you don't have it, it's a it's a hearing on
Benghazi, you're called on. You can just say I pass I don't want
to ask her any question. I'm gonna say,
you're gonna I'm not gonna give up an opportunity to be on
television and I'm gonna wait, they're gonna pass. He could say
no, no, no, no, by
the way, what is the great thing she did? Tell me what I just I'm
asking you to ask Adam. Okay, well, what did she do in her
four years? That is so great.
She set the entire continent of Africa on fire, which I think
she single handedly was responsible for that. She made
sure that we we got Libya that we got Egypt. And by the way,
her buddy, Bill Gates has now invested in a there's a
consortium like a billion dollars invested in in Egypt
company. So it's like, thanks. No, that's great. So we got that
we totally destabilize Syria, the whole idea is to destabilize
everything, make it very difficult and primarily to kick
China's out where we're Libya, China's, you know, Syria,
China's all throughout North Africa, China, China, China,
it's like, get him out. We need to go and we need to go steal
everything. We're gonna. She's been fantastic. She is Lucifer.
Beelzebub has done her job. She needs to go back down to the
fiery gates of hell. And nobody
ever mentions this.
That she's from Hell,
no. Oh, they don't mention that she did you know, if you're
going to take that approach with which I think that is probably
what she did shouldn't be getting credit for. But nobody
ever says that. Well, I
did, I guess vague. Thank
you. Big credit secretary.
I give her big if I was there, I'd say Hill great job. You've
destabilized everything we can go in, we can sell our war
machines, to all these other countries who also have interest
there. We're vulcanizing the Middle East, you've done a great
job. Hey, by the way, thanks for that buchu pipeline. That's all
rockin you know, we've got Europa we've got them under,
under our thumb that we're you know, we're going to push the
Russians out with their own pipelines. When you're doing
that with your no chin monster, a Baroness advant Ashton so that
we can control the gas supply to Europe. Good job, I think as an
American citizen. Good job. It's not very humane. You know, she's
a total a whole and the whole idea of what is happening is
rubs me the wrong way. But from an imperialistic American, screw
you standpoint, she's done a great job. And that's what all
these people are sucking up to a four because they've all got
their interest in things that she's been doing. That's the end
of the ask Adam.
Good. That was one of your better answers. Rand Paul,
however, was the only person and of course he he leads into it.
And then you know, they, they they both walk away back to the
script. But he does slip one in and I'll give him a point for
that. Sorry,
sponsibility, because no one else is. And this is there is a
certain amount of culpability to the worst tragedy since 911. And
I'm glad you're accepting this your comes. Now my question is,
is the US involved with any procuring of weapons transfer of
weapons, buying selling anyhow, transferring weapons to Turkey?
Now, this is a an excellent question. I think it's a trick
question. So this, of course, we know is part of what went down
in Benghazi, that there was a weapons transfer. There's been
no accounting of all of the MANPADS, all the weaponry in
Libya. We were all over that. What's happened, this is exactly
what's been going on. And the US, of course, has been
supplying these weapons to the so called rebels. Turns out in
Mali, they were Canadians, you know, we've got all kinds of
white dude's checking into hotels in Syria and just
destabilizing everything because those are the weapons. This is
the whole problem. This is why we had to cover it up because
there were weapons being smuggled through the Benghazi
port. Chris Stevens was a part of it. And here's her answer out
of Libya.
to Turkey,
Turkey. Now, this is where she messes up.
I will have take that question for the record. That's that
nobody's ever raised that with me. i
It's been in news reports that ships have been leaving from
Libya, and that they may have weapons. And what I'd like to
know is the annex that was close by
There you go. That's he's talking about the annex next
door to the ground weapons, which was the CIA, which was
CIA, because the CIA was there to move the weapons through
which they do. Iran Contra. I mean, this is not something that
the that the CIA doesn't know how to do. They know how to sell
weapons to rebels.
Were they involved with procuring, buying, selling,
obtaining weapons? And were any of these weapons being
transferred to other countries? Any countries Turkey included
any?
That's not now. Whoa, wait a minute. She's like, looking
through the pages. This is not in my script. But does this
cartoon is he so? What did you think he is Robert De Niro. All
of a sudden, what do you do in a call center? You'll
have to direct direct that question to the agency that ran
the annex. Yeah, good luck
with asking the CIA about that. Good luck with ice come back.
Great. And now but now watch your flow. Right. She's good.
She's good.
I will. I will see what information is available. And
you're saying you don't know. I do not know. I don't have any
information on that. And
by the way, that could be one that comes back to bite her in
the ass but she'll be so old and decrepit by then. Oh,
man. Oh, with respect to personnel Senator, you know
first and now she's
not now it's back to
the script. That's why we have
integer throat. Time to go back to the script
senator and didn't people who review the situation as we did
with
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm gonna stop for a second
mention a couple things once you had their glasses on again, we
should at least talk about that. Yeah. I think I think she her
that whatever happened to her. It resulted in her in her some
some small motor movement. That may mean she couldn't put her
contacts in. I think she can't put her context and I think
she's got something wrong with her like she's gonna shake or
she can't get that lens without poking herself in the eye as
seriously. Well.
So are you off of the facelift I job?
Well, I'm still kind of adhering to the attempted assassination
of some of these other things, but I think she had something or
maybe she had an IT job or she had LASIK surgery, even though
those glasses are so cold bottle like that. I can't believe
that's the case.
They here's what I one of our doctors checked in and said,
Actually, I think his wife is the doctor. He said the the
glasses are a little bit fogged. And that is the type of glasses
that you give to someone who's had a stroke. And that it looks
like her left side is a little a little bit less mobile than her
right side. That that could be and then and then I have to say
I'm going back to assassination attempt. I'm with you there.
They'd fucking cried. Her brain was some.
Now the other thing is, is that if you watch the very beginning
of the Senate hearings, and you watch her have her sip of water
very early. Yeah,
she can't actually handle she can't hold the glass.
She holds the glass up to her mouth and then shakes she holds
the glass up to her mouth and then wiggles her head forward
and backward to slosh water into her mouth. It's the weirdest
thing you've ever seen. Hold on a second it's very lizard like
it's just hello. She's she's she moves her head back and forth to
slosh water she doesn't actually pour lift up and pour the glass
into her mouth.
Oh that's interesting. So she can't tell what part of so
there's something with motor skills that's not working I'm
looking at the video right now actually. So there's something
with their with their motor skill like her arm so she can't
she can't control her arm makes
me think she can put her contacts and that's why she's
wearing gloves but that never worn glasses.
No no I think I have seen her once or twice but she seems to
be a typical contact contact wearer and but I thought it was
interesting that you know this doctor of course we have a lot
of medical people listen to the show who mocked me for my diet
but the the glasses apparently are certain type that were
recognized. I'm looking at and waiting for the wait for the
drink of water. Here's the very beginning let me Yeah, it's
right at the beginning. Okay, the when, when when the
douchebag is talking whoever it is the to run it through slow
and you can see okay, well I'll just turn this down while while
that's running. I'll I'll be able to look out for that very
be interesting. And I've heard that, you know, there was an
attempt. That was, you know, I much more prefer the facelift
angle. I don't want anyone getting killed for anything.
Although she of course has the blood of millions on her hands,
she and Bill together. But you know, the analysis we've
received is that it looks like some kind of paralysis and that
would the type of glasses seems to be consistent with a mild
stroke victim.
Yeah, could be she's just you know, she'd get no I mean, she
gets mad. I mean, she got mad at this hearing. Yeah, should we
play the math to get mad? And I've heard she has a hot temper
and that kind of thing that will blow your you know, blow vein
out. But here's the
quick was the full clip I set that one up.
Although this is the full clip of her blowing up the guy, this
is the one where they did she never answers these questions.
She beats around the bush. She's really good at avoiding the
anybody who's actually asking strong questions. And so this is
a guy that's one of the senators I have his name somewhere John
said chat. Yeah, I asked him to glow asking her that you'll see
the lead up and then she kind of just blows up at him
was information developing was a situation fluid
almost second, I'm seeing her with a water right now. Oh my
god. She goes like tilt her head back. Like she's a like one of
those. One of those dipping thinking members a kid you have
that you had one of those? It's kind of like a
rooster. And you'd had that she kind of sloshes the water into
her mouth. Yeah.
She's, she's she's looked like like, just wow, what is that?
It's like, it's not lizard. Like, it's let me just look at
that. Again. That was frightening. It's two minutes
and 13 seconds into it. Boo. Oh, that's that's pretty sad, John.
It's like I once saw a Hells Angel who he had. This guy died.
But people in the lowlands will remember this guy. And someone
had thrown cooking oil over him in a fight. And so his whole
head was his whole, his whole head was burned. And it was just
you know, in his in his mouth was just just burned shut, your
chin was sticking out. But he would drink beer and he would
drink it just like Hillary did there. It's kind of his head
back and pour the beer in. That's frightening.
Would we reach conclusions later that weren't reached initially?
And I appreciate that. I'm
sorry. Do you disagree with me that a simple phone call to
those evacuees to tell you?
This is what triggered her. This guy brought up the point that
we've brought up on the show was they had a bunch of guys as four
guys that they rousted him and took him to Germany and ditched
him for there's like 30 people? Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, 30. I'm
thinking for dead? No, there's like 30 is a whole group of
people that got him out of there and shipped them out of the
country. And then they've they're done. Now they're in
hiding. Yeah.
And no one can talk to and it would have ascertained
immediately that there was no protest. I mean, that was that
was a piece of information that could have been easily easily
obtained. Within hours, if not days after
I, you know, when you're in these positions, the last thing
you want to do is interfere with any other process. That's number
one. Number two, well, no, it's the fact number two, I would
recommend highly you read both what the ARB said about it and
the classified are because even today, there are questions being
raised now. We have no doubt they were terrorists. They were
militants, they attacked us, they killed our people. But what
was going on and why they were doing what they were doing. And
again, we were misled. There were supposedly protests and
then something sprang out of that and assault sprang out of
that. And that was easily obtained ascertain the value was
not the fact that the American people could have known that
within days. And they didn't know
that with all due respect. The fact is, we had four dead
Americans. Was it because of a protest? Or was it because of
guys out for a walk one night I decided to go kill some
Americans?
Wouldn't you come up with that example?
That puzzled me, he's a lunatic
chef's slave.
What difference at this point does it make it is our job to
figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it
from ever happening again, Senator now, honestly, I will do
my best to answer your questions about this. But the the fact is
that people were trying in real time to get to the best
information the IC has a process I understand going with the
other committees to explain how these talking points came out.
But you know,
I see his intelligence community to be clear,
it is from my perspective,
you can you can stop that because I want you to go to
another clip because this is where she really gets into the
icy and she this was with with Brooks out of Alabama and I
think this isn't it. This was in the house a question and answers
and this guy started grilling or similarly, but But she throws
the intelligence community under the not only under the bus, but
then blames them for everything as though that was the CIA who
briefed the the our UN represent what's her name? Rice, rice, as
CIA took her say, here's what you're going to do, and you're
going to read this. And I don't believe this for a minute. I'm
wondering whether or not she is not endearing herself to the
intelligence community with this particular little thing, which
runs a little long, but the Brooks, Alabama Hillary CIA
under the bus clip,
but again, I would say that, Oh, by the way,
this is two minutes into it. Secretary Rice
conveyed information that had been provided by the
intelligence community and the interagency process. I'm
not trying to go into the process right now. I'm just
trying to determine what the truth is, as best we know, at
this time. Secretary Clinton is Ambassador Rice, his statement
that Benghazi was, quote, prompted, of course, by an anti
Muslim video in quote, put on the internet in United States
factually accurate, I'd have to go back
to my first answer, Congressman, and just say that we don't know
all the motivations. So I don't want to give a sweeping answer
as to what prompted those men to come out that night and attack
art compound.
Okay. Well, on September 16, the very same day, even Ambassador
Susan Rice made her statements to the American people in the
world. Libyan President Mohamed Magara have said on NPR that,
quote, the idea that this criminal and cowardly act was a
spontaneous protest that had just been out of control is
completely unfounded and preposterous. We firmly believe
that this was a pre calculated pre planned attack that was
carried out specifically to attack the United States
consulate in quote, as we now know, from everything I have
read, at least, the Libyan president told the truth.
Contrast that with the statements by Ambassador Rice to
the United Nations, it forces one to wonder whether Libya's
intelligence was that much better than America is on
September the 16th. Or whether Libyan leaders were that much
more willing to be candid or to avoid misstatements. Secretary
Clinton, what evidence was there that was so compelling, that it
caused the White House through Ambassador Susan Rice to make
these representations about spontaneous protests, anti
Muslim videos and the like, despite evidence and statements
of Libby's own president to the contrary, what, you know, she's
gonna make these statements and affirmative act on her part,
where was the compelling evidence? And what was it?
Well, Congressman, I was not involved in the so called
Talking Points process. My understanding who
I liked that write that down was a show title, talking points
processing
is it was a typical process trying to get to the best
information available, it was an intelligence product, they are
as
intelligence products. Wow, I love it. I love it. I
love it and understand it, working with their committees of
jurisdiction to try to unpack that. But I will say that all of
the senior administration officials, including Ambassador
Rice, who spoke publicly to this terrible incident had the same
information from the intelligence community. If I
might
interject, I appreciate your response so far. But if you're
not familiar with any compelling evidence that would support the
statements made by Ambassador Rice, who would know? Well,
there, there was evidence and the evidence was being sifted
and analyzed by the intelligence community, which is why the
intelligence community was the principal decider about what
went into talking points. And there was also the added problem
of nobody wanting to say things that would undermine the
investigation, so it was much more. Alright, so
we know what's going on here. She knows that that is their
fuckup she knows that the CIA fucked it up. And that's why
she's so coy to say go ahead, Rand Paul, once you go talk to
the CIA, and that's why she's here saying, Hey, that was the
intel that was CIA. I had nothing to do with That's not my
problem. She knows that they cannot touch her. Because she
knows that she knows that they know that she knows that's
what's going on
here. Yeah, you were talking here. I think referring to the
botched kidnapping. Yeah. Which all which was obviously a setup
deal that didn't work out.
So in this vein of you know, this whole intelligence thing
here just I just want to catch her in a little by the way, she
was pounding them with that answer. Oh, yeah.
here's the here's a little lie that I just wanted to get out of
the way.
You got pretty upset about it when somebody suggested that
this was a terrorist attack
the video I did not say that it was video for that. It was about
the video for Libya.
It certainly you didn't say that. Oh, let's go to Andrews
Air Force Base, September 14.
We've seen the heavy assault on our post in Benghazi that took
the law lives of those brave men. We've seen rage and
violence directed at American embassies over an awful internet
video that we had nothing to do with.
Okay, I'm sorry, Hillary, you did basically refer to it. You
did. So now
lay the second the first clip again where she denies it. We
just heard her say it. Alright, hold on a second. Why don't I
just want to just get it clear that how she lied you got pretty
upset about it when somebody suggested that this was a
terrorist attack the video
I did not say that it was video for that it was about the video
for Libya. It certainly was for
you. Did you Did you Did you lie you speak with forked tongue
lizard woman.
Favorite clip? This was a real short one I have here where once
you were I have it. Nothing you've done. Nothing can be
further from the truth. It's always a class.
That when you're lying, that's what you want to say. People
have
accused Ambassador Rice in the administration of, you know,
misleading Americans. I can say trying to be in the middle of
this and understanding what was going on. Nothing could be
further from the truth. It's almost too delicious to believe
my friend.
Nothing could be further from the truth. That is the classic
lie. Yeah. So everybody does you know, you got a six year old kid
does that. So then, of course, the this is what the all the
news media was playing. This is the Hillary chokes up which I
have a little follow up clip too. So you just have to hit
because I would say shuffle, bravo. I think the award for
Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture Drama or musical
goes to Hillary Rodham Lucifer. clippity clop Clinton.
For me, this is not just a matter of policy, it's personal.
I stood next to President Obama as the Marines carried those
flag draped caskets off the plane at Andrews. I put my arms
around the mothers and fathers, the sisters and brothers, the
sons and daughters and the wives left alone to raise their
children. It has been one of the great honors of my life to lead
the men and women of the State Department and USA ID.
So there there she is choking up about how she put her arms
around the fathers and mothers and sisters and brothers of
those who were were slain in this horrible attack of just
choking up and here's, here's a father of one of the seals
he met originally and blamed the video. In fact, at Andrews when
Secretary Clinton stood up to address the crowd. She
referenced the videotape from this movie maker in California
as being to blame for your son's death.
Well, this is what Hillary did. She came over and you know,
she's did the same thing, you know, separately came over to
talk with the I gave her a hug shook her hand. And she was did
not appear to be one bit sincere at all. And you know, she
mentioned that thing about we're going to have that person
arrested and prosecuted that did the video.
There you go. There's a father saying she came over and she was
insincere.
Yeah, no, she wasn't choked up at that dead thing. We heard it
another reported that early on the mother Though she the
members of mother's like a cold call. No,
that was that was that was worsted that was about Obama,
wasn't it?
Oh, yeah. It was about Obama.
Let me just see it was we should wish I had had that one. Not at
the ready. It was the mother of one of the
nurses during that same event.
We just see. Mother, I might have it somewhere. Might and we
do you realize how many gigabytes of files we created
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while we're this is the kind of analysis that you would expect
from a from a media that you either pay for your government
pays for that you support by buying, you know, crap products
from the diners, on your credit card with money you don't really
have. But of course, this is how Diane Sawyer really reports on
this.
We turned to the fiery appearance for Secretary of
State Hillary Clinton testifying before Congress on the tragedy
in Benghazi. It was a valedictory that showed her
indignation and emotion.
valedictory what is that? Is that like, like a female
valedictorian?
Isn't that what she's talking about?
Yeah, that's what I think she said, but she's a valedictorian.
And we just gotta hear that again,
we turn to the fiery appearance for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton testifying before Congress on the tragedy in
Benghazi. It was a valedictory that showed valedictory
swishy shot sounds like she's there a valid victory I could
see She's,
she's drunk. She's drunk. We know she's
datian and emotion. She ends this tenure on the public stage.
ABCs chief global affairs correspondent Martha Raddatz
brings us the riveting encounter today. Martha,
just like swooning over this riveting encounter riveting on a
global scale global stage. Fantastic, Diane,
what a way to end her four year tenure as Secretary of State. A
month ago, she was flat on her back with a nasty concussion,
prompting accusations she was trying to avoid testifying about
Benghazi. But today this woman who has traveled the world as
America's top diplomat, came to the Hill ready for a fight to
die ready for a fight.
Did you swooning over her? swooning?
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that's a bummer because you did you see the hilarious bit of
peers moron
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Well, yeah, it's my guilty pleasure. Some people do heroin.
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Yeah, you must have had Yeah. Well, he's obviously got the
flu. Well, good.
Listen. Well, things are deteriorating. Is there any
advice you can give me Don't ever
take a flu shot again now I watched Dr. Oz and endeavors to
Dr. Oz and Nikki's you know pro he seems like a completely
competent doctor. But I don't understand any of the you know
the kind of biological aspects of the meds that
Matt saw me We both saw him put that thing in my arm 10 days
so he went on the Dr. Oz Show and got a shot got a flu shot
and 10 days later he's deathly ill I love that
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What do you don't I have a feeling that this is a test did
you did you get that feeling at all but this might be
this just random I'm not buying in hmm okay. Well to do that
they got to you know, they I think they'd like to have the
flu like this every year because then it forces more people to
get the shot but the shot was curiously ineffective button you
know, not
only ineffective it gave people the actual flu.
Well, I don't know about that. Whatever the case is, it
did well come on. John. What do you mean
this shot I just used like it No, of
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you're you're you're smart. I use
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Tamiflu. And so I kind of went through the whole thing without
catching it. I think I'm sure I have the virus in me but it's
not doing anything.
Here it is John here it is nasty flu though. It is IDF
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quick before the chat room blows my server up. Thank you very
much. Jonathan. Jonathan donated Of course he was least lifted,
listening live. And he so this is a whole bunch of hot Israeli
chicks in uniform. Oh my goodness. How are the chosen
people? Ah, are you looking? Yeah, I'm looking look at the
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knows.
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mom on Anderson Cooper about President Obama. Why didn't play
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And I still don't know. In fact, today, I just heard something
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look at TV. And I see bloody handprints on walls, thinking
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it was it was because of this film that came out.
So she had she told you personally that she thought as a
result of that video, the protests.
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. In fact, all of them did. All of
them did. Leon Panetta actually took my face in his hands like
this. And he says, Trust me, I will tell you what happened. And
so far, he's told me nothing. Nothing at all. And I want to
know,
it's important for you to know all the details, no matter how
hard no matter how tough they are to hear.
Exactly. I told me if it's such a secret thing, fine. Take me in
another room. Whispered my ear would happen. So that I know.
And we'll go from there. But no, no, they don't. You know, they
treat me like, at first, I was so proud. Because they were
treating me so nice. When I went to that reception. They all came
up to me and talk to me and everything. I cried on Obama's
shoulder. And then he kind of looked off into the distance,
though that was
I love that clip. Yes.
But three months, two months ago,
yeah, of course. Because we this is what the bed Hold on a
second. I want you to know that how
did you even find that clip again? Well I mean, there you
go. So they had all these dances and all this bull crap, you
know, and they had this my favorite one. I'm watching the
Democracy Now. And they go into this Dirty Wars thing, where
they're just accusing the administration, Obama being war
criminals. I want to play a couple back to back clips
because the first clip is Amy Goodman. They show Obama and
Michelle dancing while Jennifer Hudson singing in the background
and they're on a stage dancing with just by themselves. And
Goodman is gushing like oh, this is the greatest thing ever. What
a great thing this is and then they just woman's got to be
nuts.
Jennifer Hudson singing the owl green classic. Let's stay
together. For the Obama's first dance at the last night's
Commander in Chief's inaugural ball. This is Democracy Now.
democracynow.org The War and Peace Report. I'm Amy Goodman.
You don't you are not the best podcast in the universe lady.
So we can just play a little bit from that same she's done. She
goes and sits down with these guys. And I'm going to play some
some of the really good stuff on Sunday but play Dirty Wars,
beyond Bush Gitmo comments.
So Dirty Wars.
Is it too cynical to say? I mean, this is the fourth
anniversary of President Obama promising to close Guantanamo.
It hasn't happened. There's still scores of men there are
166 men it's something more than 80 of them have been clear get
there still, there's a too cynical to say that this dirty
war, as you call it. The targeted killings are a way to
end all of these prisons because you don't detain the prisoners,
you simply kill them.
That's what people like Jack Goldsmith and other former Bush
legal advisors national security team. I mean, the irony of these
guys who have no moral standing to to talk about these issues
are saying, well, Obama's just killing these people at least we
stuck them in some sort of a prison and it's it's devastating
that this is what these Bush people are saying about Obama.
That's that's what they're alleging.
It's pretty funny. I thought so. She's so happy that they were
dancing together.
Did you see President come order he was
there like this, like insane, which is immediate is insane.
No, I did not see President Carter, that must have been a
hoot.
Here's, he had a pretty good quote I liked for
Israel, which should have been one of my prayers for more than
30 years. And peace for that neighbors as well. I just got
back from China. And my concern is that there's an element of
anti antagonism that is building between the United States and
China, which could degenerate into a very serious
confrontation, I hope that will change because when I left
office, we had just normalized diplomatic relations with China.
Yeah, no kidding,
Jimmy, that's because we're kicking the Chinese out of
Africa. He say, at least he's saying it at least as a guide to
someone out there who say, hey, you know, maybe you want to back
off from the Chinese a little bit. You know, because it's not
just what mean, which is mean, we're mean a holes in the world
we're doing well, you know, we're definitely protecting our
interests. Yeah. So meanwhile, I ran into this little clip from
the NewsHour again, on NPR. They were discussing the legality of
drones. And, and I thought that this this, this, and we've,
we've talked about this before, we probably had other clips like
it, but I think people need to be constantly reminded about
this, because of this potential of this being a war crime. And
this is the kind of this the legal case is presented here,
that no one will let anyone read it.
Well, what we don't know is we don't even know to what extent
this administration is relying on a 2001 AUMF? Or are they
relying on self defense or some combination or, or nothing at
all? Right. The legal opinion that was drafted by the Justice
Department now a couple of years ago, has been so tightly held,
that even Senator Wyden the number three ranking member of
the Senate Intelligence Committee, which is supposed to
have oversight is not allowed to see the opinion. So this this is
the means and then the courts themselves are not applying due
process they've declined to take the cases the challenges to the
to the program. So it means that this is a completely the checks
and balances that should be applying don't apply here. We
don't have the courts having oversight and we basically have
the committee's that are supposed to have oversight over
this program being denied the basic information on what the
law is
and let me just ask you briefly here because the other question
that always comes up is what happens as other countries get
this technology and use it against our allies or
potentially against us and try to make the same legal case?
Yeah, this is I read the I read the actual the judges assessment
to you yeah. And she called it the Alice in Wonderland case
because I've issues I know what I've read I've judged is
completely legal, but because of the powers of the executive
office, I can't actually tell you why. And so shut up slave
just shut up. Shut up and stop asking questions.
It's anyways just as it's sick. So now I ran into a there was a
little thing it was a brouhaha. It was just in I've got a two
clip thing
is, please explain a brouhaha.
It's like it's like a big fuss. It's like beyond the somebody's
made a fuss. If you've met a make that's the worst kind of
fuss it's like beyond just a fuss
brouhaha. What does that come from the
word? No, it's an old word though.
How do you spell it
BRUBR Oh, you ha ha
like riru Bucaro you and its etymology let's just find out
for a second this is worth it and you know words do matter.
Here we go. brouhaha. Okay. Said by gamma shag to have been in
medieval theater the cry of the devil disguised as clergy. I
guess that's where it comes from.
So I got a two part clip. One is the pat robertson brouhaha
followed by a horrid response because he has the
Angelus Pat Robertson is raising eyebrows all right for saying
that quote, awful looking women may be to blame for failing
marriages in so many words.
I just found God.
Let me get set up here. This is like this. This was going on on
MSNBC. And I think CNN was picking it up. And then you go
on to have a pause between these two clips, because this is what
set this part up. It's one of those clips where you say, you
know, that is the that is the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
And then you say, that's terrible. You'd say anything.
And besides that era ugly, you know, it's just this you can't
be on both sides of the same argument. And so what you're
gonna hear here is and then you're going to hear the
greatest laugh in terms of sick that you're ever going to hear
but played play this first. So I'm playing him back to back or
am I waiting? No, no, you're playing one and then we're going
to stop and then you're going to play this I'm going to discuss
play one discuss. Stop. Okay,
all right. televangelist Pat Robertson is raising eyebrows
all right for saying that, quote, awful looking women may
be to blame for failing marriages in so many words, a
teenager wrote to a magazine and asked how to get his dad to pay
more attention to his mom. This was Pat Robertson's response on
the 700 Club.
It may be your mom isn't as sweet as you think she is, how
are
you going to blame the mother? excuse it
but in the mother, you know, a woman came to a preacher that I
know is so funny. And she was awful looking, or was all torn
up and she was overweight and terrible close by. And she said,
Oh, Reverend, what can I do? My husband has started to drink.
And the preacher looked at her and said, Madam, if I was
married to you, I'd start to Oh, my. We need to cultivate
romance, darling.
So when I heard this, it was just like, oh, yeah, that's
pretty funny. Yeah. But that's the MSNBC typical drones over
there. They're all as incensed by this. And then of course,
they turn on him and say, well, he's not a good look, you know?
And so but then you have to listen to this. This woman. And
I wish I had written down who it was as one of these these parts
part timers. You have to hear this. The second clip is
unbelievable. Wow. Hello.
Was he like trying to tell a joke on bad there? Pat Robertson
is married to his wife since 1954. And he looks
stunning.
Wow, whoa, what was that? That's something
to say,
wow, like an old drunk.
I gotta line that up for the end of the show.
Great. Holy crap. What is wrong with you, lady, you just
tell a joke on back there. Pat Robertson is married to his wife
since 1954.
And he looks stunning. Okay, I stop it there. So I'll have that
for the end of the show. Yeah, that's good. Well, this is what
the media has become. Say they all figured out that people are
really interest. News is free. News is everywhere. News is
cheap. That's why all these newspapers are going bust. Now
online news is no one gives a crap about news. The only thing
that matters about news is the analysis of the news. And since
we don't have all the gotta, we gotta hit the commercial breaks.
And we have all these corporate owners and we can't do this role
the sponsors.
And we're coming to a heartbreak here. We're gonna have to stop
discussing this. Okay, that's right. Yeah.
But in the meantime, John, what have you been learning? So, so
they all have to now just be comedians. And, by the way,
Condoleezza Rice is joining, I think CBS. So she'll now be a
pundit along. Yeah, like, just saying, you know, it's like it.
It's the when you get people in the political arena, going into
media, I mean, it just becomes one big incestuous cluster of
poop. It's just poop. And here's the Prince Harry did an
interview on the BBC, where he had an interesting, this is
actually from the nation, I think, the protectorate of
Canadia as of course, the Queen owns Canadian, even though they
won't admit it. So they as it's important for them to do royalty
news. And so they rebroadcast what the prince said while he
was interviewed out there. And in Kandahar,
Captain Harry whales, as he's known in the British military
spent 20 weeks in Afghanistan, serving as a gunner on an Apache
helicopter. He admits he shot and killed Taliban fighters,
we fall when we have to take a lot of to save a life. So he
says, take a life to save a life. And this of course, gets
play with the people who are idiots in America, on NBC. And
here's so they don't actually play the clip. But they'll say,
oh, did you see that horrible thing he said
about his missions, the missions he went on where he was fired
upon by the Taliban and returns Matt, by the way, fire killing
some members of the Taliban and he takes it kind of matter of
factly I know you've heard the interviews. What do you think
about is it okay,
man, I was really confused as to why the palace would permit the
prince would to give such an interview. Why do you need to
antagonize the Taliban?
I'm sorry. I thought he jumped the shark when he was shown
playing video games and that was Oh my god.
What do you have to antagonize the Taliban? The mean like the
not showing the bin Laden photos though. You talking about idiot?
This is News. Unbelievable. Don't antagonize
To tell you that and that is their analysis was there now I
want you want to antagonize the Taliban, they could hurt us.
They could come you know, they're in Mali. Now. You know,
they're all over Africa, Nick, just because they haven't done
it doesn't mean they won't just ask Hillary she said, So I saw
her as she was slugging back some water
right. So I do have oh, yeah, this did that. I don't know is
that what was our last? Do I hate to go back to the story?
But what was the last commentary? We had a show or two
ago about Lanza. And he didn't use any of these high powered
rifles and they only found a couple of pistols.
No, they had they found four pistols and no long rifle. No ar
15 in the in the school.
Okay, well, they had the latest update, which basically said the
same thing for pistols, no rifle, even though you pointed
out that the original coroner said, Oh, no, they're shot to
death with a bunch of high powered rounds and a rifle. Oh,
yeah.
No, he he testified why he didn't testify. But he said
right there in front of the press. All of them shot with a
long rifle, every single one. According
to you. This continues to be a very complex investigation. And
there's a lot of contradictory information out there. But there
is some new information.
This is the clip I played three weeks ago. So
I'm looking I'm wondering where I got this clip. Because this
clip just ran and play my clip is I think
this is your clip. I'm playing your clip, which is the old
clip. Yeah, but why?
Why am I getting this clip? Now? Why are they running this clip
again?
Where they ran it on TV again? Yeah, interesting picked it up
yet, like yesterday. Interesting. Well, then we'll
play it
this morning from a couple of federal officials and state
officials. They say now that there were actually four
handguns recovered inside the school, not just two, as we were
initially told, for handguns, and apparently only handguns
that were taken into the school. We knew that Adam Lanza, the man
said to be the gunman here also had a assault style ar 15 style
rifle that he had taken to the school that was in the car. He
drove there, his mother's car, but we've been told by several
officials that he left that in the car.
Well, this is obviously planted to, you know, to you know, there
wasn't enough a conspiracy talk we need to know No,
I don't think this I think I think you're missing the point.
Because with that last thing that happened in Texas with
these two guys shooting each other, I think they're morphing
they've already got what they needed on the gun they on the
long rifle the assault weapons and assault weapon won a bet
they're going after handguns now,
I think is interesting, but let me do I happen to have a clip
because of course it happened nearby of this Texas shooting.
Listen very carefully as to how conveniently coincidental
we we the campus will be reopening tomorrow. It has been
saved for 40 years, we think it's still safe. The training
that goes into many people, well are you prepared? We have 170
member police force at Lone Star. They go through direct
training on active shooter and other this was not an active
shooter incident. But they go through training on how to deal
with this. But just within the last seven days, on this campus,
we've had three training exercises for faculty and staff.
Oh, wow, isn't that coincidental?
Just so happens to me we had three trainings.
Three and this was not an active shooter incident. Since when did
this become like a noun? Interesting, an active shooter
incident? Well, of course they're going after everything.
The DA said this is I don't think that's really a surprise.
Not to know at least
I'm just saying it's just starting to be starting to be
more noticeable if you start listening to the wizard Latest
reports lightful thing is done. They figured that they got that
done since you brought it up big clips and rifles out since you
brought it up.
So interesting discovery has been made in the conspiratorial
circles of late Excuse me? Oh, I threw up in my mouth. That's the
video that CNN shows. And they showed these packages over and
over on the day of the shooting includes you see, you see like a
SWAT team running into the school. Did you recall this? No,
I didn't see any of these videos. So you see it. So you
see like aerial footage of Sandy Hook and then you see there
isn't the footage of a SWAT team running into the school,
unfortunately.
Oh, yeah. No, I saw that. I thought you meant for the
Houston event. Yeah,
unfortunately, that's not Sandy Hook. That is that is a drill
that is footage from a drill from an entirely different
school. Oh, really? Uh huh.
So they're just completely they're completely creating
they're phoning up
yep the reports yes and in every way that we mentioned and when
you do that, but
they're meanwhile they spending all their time bitching and
moaning about lip syncing isn't this the same thing?
Yeah yes indeed indeed that's pretty interesting and
it's you know it's just sickening It's sickening
situation I'm surprised that I mean luckily we take a light
hearted approach toward this incompetence, but it's not
incompetence it's obviously meant to be just crap for the
for your Obama bought friends that you'd like to dine with. To
lap up let me ask you about this
you tell me what this what's going on with this report.
North Korea's has is going to carry out a third nuclear test
and it will be aimed at its so called arch enemy the United
States what is it what
is this about?
Yeah, Arch Enemy What is this on RT
BBC my friend BBC grant Listen again.
North Korea says is going to carry out a third nuclear test
and it will be aimed at its so called arch enemy the United
States. The announcement by the military comes after the United
Nations Security Council passed a new resolution on Tuesday
increasing sanctions against the country after its long range
rocket launched last month. So this or
the way I see it is they're just making this up now. Because you
know, like Kim Jong Un went hey, we're gonna shoot them some
nuclear crap at you bitches now that just make it there's no
spokesperson there's no video there's no sound bite. They just
say oh, North Korea said it so yeah, I gotta look for Uncle Don
now because you know he'll be on the national treasure they
always call him when it's about Korea since he was ambassador
Yeah, but that mean this I mean what do you think that is that
just we just needed to it's not enough to for Hillary to set
Africa on fire and the entire Middle East is on fire and now
we got to do North Korea we just got to ratchet that up
Chinese it's got some good
diners we have now you probably right damn shiners Damn. Damn.
Okay, it's hard to keep track of
all this crap little shout out to our our human resources and
get mo nation low lands. Thought it was very, very here's a
little report that I have here. 1.1 million pensions will be cut
in April, according to the Dutch central bank. mots if you? Well,
there's only 70 million people in the country. Yes, quite a
few. That's basically all pensions. Around 75 Dutch
corporate pension funds will have to reduce payouts this year
and 40 of them will have to make a further cut in 2014. According
to the central bank,
it's time to invest in you know what? Get food
maybe we should start a cat food company. Five Fun great idea
five cut their pensions at the end of 2014. And by the
way, that cat but food should be sold with it you know kind of
like a shrink wrap with a spoon or the plastic spoon.
Just like the ice cream thing where you pull you peel it back
in about two spoons for the whole family. Its family and
wife, husband and wife family pack. I've always thought they
needed to change the packaging. Cat food. Your bad. So buddy,
this year, all the country's pension funds are supposed to
have brought their buffers back up to the required 105%. But 40
of the funds may miss this deadline, forcing a second round
of reductions next year. So oh yeah, no, no, this this is like
completely shut up slave. Meanwhile, meanwhile, have you
ever heard of the Dutch sandwich? The sexual position
now the Dutch sandwich is I actually have how it works. So
the Netherlands has almost no tax on intellectual property. So
Dell just in 2011 paid zero point 10% tax in the Netherlands
on its $2 billion worth of profit. You see what they do is
they said I think there was like a one liner here that I really
liked as an explanation. Here's how it works. And I say
essentially, you make the profits in like Ireland except
you charge the profits to your Dutch intellectual property
company. So the money you know, you charge your own company for
it to make any sense to you. You know, it's basically that's why
they call it the Dutch sandwich. So I guess the point is here
While the Dutch are being screwed with their pension
funds, they are blowing Michael Dell. And every other and by the
way is not just Dell it's all these companies have. Here it
is. Multinational companies are outrageous tax scam.
Multinational companies, according to Bloomberg routed 10
point $13.5 trillion in 2010, through 14,300, Dutch special
financial units 13 and a half trillion dollars, and the
companies that are screwing you, you should listen. Apple,
Google, Yahoo, Dell, all companies that you purchase
products from. That's it. I'm not I'm not googling anything
anymore. Screw those guys. And Yahoo. Melissa, what's your
name? Marissa. Screw you too. That's not fair.
Now, this is the whole scam. I mean, we have this high tax
rate, but it's only the ducks with the small companies. I
mean, the big guys that pull the stunts
with the Dutch they should they should boycott these companies.
With you know, they're getting screwed on pension funds.
Yeah, no, it makes no sense that you're running 13 trillion
through there. So you their money launderers? And they've
been they're not benefiting from it.
Yeah, nor are we know. How dumb are we? Which I do I can't say
any of that. Which is dumb. Doing here doing the stupid
show. Seven dead in Yemen on the drone strike this morning. Hey,
good morning, everybody. How you doing? AQ IP? AQAP. I'm sorry,
but drone in
the crap up the Yemen right now. Yeah. What's
that? Just Yemen?
Is it on? Are we keeping it on our running total? Well, this is
hard. But
yes, this one but it says here in the report from the BBC. At
least six more a reporter have been killed in strikes over the
weekend. I mean, when there's not even a running total. But
this is Brennan you know Brennan's now the guy who? Who's
in charge of the kill list. And she means business.
Now. He's apparently the architect of the drone system.
Yes. Yeah. He's probably got something to do with that legal
opinion that makes it okay to do this course.
Of course she does. And congratulations to What's her
name again? Do you remember the journalist who Li Li McGrath
Goodman who was denied a visa to go and investigate that pedo
bear stuff and on the Isle of Jersey? Oh, yeah. That
was an old story. Yeah. Well,
she got her she got her visa.
Oh, good. Well, man, you get some money. Apparently.
There was. Who was it? Some must have died. No Member of
Parliament for Birmingham, Yardley John hemming put in a
parliamentary question to Immigration Minister Damien
green about the delay of her visa. And then her visa arrived
a few days later. So you know, I'm telling you when you when
this thing cracks open finally. And of course, no one will
believe it. But it'll be so obvious that the whole British
Elite system is just one big pedo bear suit. The whole thing.
That crazy over there? Frighteningly so. And the Dutch
are involved. And the Belgians. We know what we know. We know we
know what your we know what you're up to.
Not anything else.
Yeah, sex offenders allowed on Facebook.
Sex Offenders allowed on Facebook. Yeah.
Some lawsuit. A big deal.
I don't think you'd like that. Now, that's pretty much Oh, no,
I do have something. I do have something for your medley. Thank
you very much for sending me that by the way. You sent me
your bird is the word medley. Oh, yeah, right. And I remember
you did this with Louie Louie.
No Louie Louie was different I had collected and I'm still
collecting these by the way and anyone else who has a Louie
Louie. Done by as a cover band. I have this huge collection of
Louie and I've got like five more. No, that was just Louie
Louie played by one band after another.
Yeah, you're hoarding Louie, Louie. Yes. Okay. So you're also
hoarding burgers the word. I liked it. I thought it would be
a little more mash up and you kind of just like, bunched up.
Inside Out thing. I've had some.
But I like I like it. I like it's releasable. It's
releasable. But you need to add this.
Brian Kashi, that paper for a second. I tried. I thought that
would be big news. You thought what would be big news? Well,
there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece.
A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian
variety. What are you talking about? Oh, have you not heard?
It was My understanding that everyone had heard heard, what?
Did you have this one?
Yeah, no, I have that. That whole episode. That's what's
probably that's the one where Jesus is. And that that is
actually what probably, I think one of the better episode of
Family Guy ever, because I don't know how they managed to
transmit this transition from the burdens of word to Jesus
who's working at a record store, who they bring into the, you
know, they make him come out as as such and then he then it goes
to his head, and it becomes a big rock star. I mean, it's just
a craziest episode, people should track it down. You
remember that? Miss Mickey and I went to a table read of a family
guy. So we actually witnessed because one of her girlfriends
in LA, her than I think husband now, he's a writer on the show.
And so he invited us over and you because when they do the
table read, you know, there's a small audience and maybe 20
people and they because they want to gauge the gauge. His
response was, I have to say it was one of the one of the
coolest things I've ever seen when it comes to a creative
process. And the thing that I that I noticed immediately,
which I thought was kind of fun is what's his name? Seth. What's
his name? Dan McFarland. He has Tourette's. He has the exact
same Tourette's I do. Oh, that's funny. Next time you see him
watch him. Did I call it a
genuine cm to off?
I call it a digit.
Why do why do I call it a digit?
I've never heard that. But I can you would be able to spot them a
mile away? Juju? Yeah. So he so when he's at the table read he
does all the voices, right? He does
several of them. Yeah. But then his his head is like he's doing
his little he has a little tick with his head. It's exactly what
I have. It's funny. Yeah. And which means one day I'll have
his bank account.
It seems unlikely.
Yes. It does seem probably unlikely, doesn't it? Oh, well.
All right. So are we doing anything for end of clip? And
I'm sure we're good to go.
I agree. I agree. Just play that woman laughing and we're good
news.
Yeah, that'll that'll do it.
I sincerely thank you, John C. Dvorak. For your entertaining
clips today. You had a good run.
Well, I think you had a better run. I don't know about that.
That's something Yeah,
I got a run. And we are still about to be homeless in a couple
of weeks as no home fits us as of right now. So we're working
on that. And thank you to get mostly Welcome back. Glad to see
you. Back in live. Thank you very much Miss Doyle, void zero.
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