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cheese. Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. Sunday, March 31 2013.
Time for your good bro nation media assassination episode 500.
This is no agenda. Digging the fallout shelter here the Travis
heights hideout tour. So coamings MoPhO in the capital of
the drone Star State Austin tea house in the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam curry,
Silicon Valley where I asked the question 500 Watt.
Skill. And we're off to a great start. Anyway, go.
away it goes. Yeah, sorry. If you have 500 shows
that for some reason, you know, you just like went really soft
on me.
Oh, well, thank you for nothing. Yes. Okay.
Well, Happy 500. John.
Wow. Yeah, very few people can do 500 of anything.
Do 500 Push Ups. Right. Do 500 nice things. Just do it. Just
how can you count 500 nice things you've done in your life.
Oh, easy. You really? Okay. Yeah, yeah. Wow, man. Well,
anyway, it's been a pleasure, John.
Okay, audios.
Well, it may be audios. I mean, seriously, you know, Austin,
Texas is targeted by the evil Kim Jong on as, as obvious
reasons. What are the prime targets our
show? That's why can't get into that country.
They mocked my father's wine collection.
Yeah, that is the stupidest thing ever, you know, and I just
make this stuff up as they go along.
Well, I've been looking so you know, because what's interesting
is if you look at the picture, and so obvious that someone's in
cahoots with somebody somewhere because the picture that is all
zoomed in and enhance
this this backup and give people a little information on what
we're talking Oh, let
me play it. I have a clip to to set it up. Of course, of course.
I have a clip to set it up. Yes, the picture of Kim Jong EU
putting North Korean rockets on standby inside his military
command. There's a chart marked US mainland strike plan with
missile trails. Amy that Hawaii, California DC. And for some
reason, Austin, Texas. It's like hey, we like the way the guy
everyone's been doing this like Austin. Are you kidding me? Who
gives a crap about Austin?
He was this this? I think that Austin thing was a code, dream
this thing up and they put that look, that's that's a little
piece of humor. I'm sure they were chewed out for it, by
the way. Well, it's obviously we know that there's a couple
things going on in Austin. We know that every single major
military or intelligence dude who's retired lives in Austin.
So I'm thinking that's, you know, Stratford is an Austin.
It's like, this is a big intelligence ties quiet. But
this is the intelligence town. So I think that as well.
You're there. Yeah.
Thank you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's why I was so attracted to
the old intelligence dudes. Yeah, that's what it was.
Exactly. So that I agree. I think that's what the code is,
is like, hey, and, and well, maybe what do you think it was a
joke code and that's wrong. Yeah. Yeah.
Code. Yeah, that's
possible. But it certain ostracizing
is dubious. When I first started this report. It went like this.
American Kim Jong on found out that America was doing military
training with the South Koreans. This annoyed him. So he
repositioned all the rockets to start aiming them, just in case
he had to fire them at the US and we're everyplace else. Yeah.
And then they've always finished it according to a report or
according to it's never a coordinated it will. I mean,
there are there are news broadcasts out of North Korea, I
suppose they could get him from there. No, no, it's never like
that. No, it's never it's always some mysterious Zoomers. Yeah.
Well, it's always the the
North Korea movies doing pretty well. It's the North. Yes, it's
the North Korean news agency. And if you look because I went
to their website which is hosted it's a dot J P address, which I
think is dubious by itself. In Japan. Yeah. Okay, so I guess
they literally the.kr forwards to you know.kr dot jpg or
whatever. And the only picture I could find from the North Korean
news agency, it was indeed the picture but have no resolution
to actually be able to see the map. Nowhere could I find that
the only news outfit that had the high res Solution image
where you see the little line with Austin on it was Getty
Images and it's copyright Getty Images. Where did those guys get
off? Unless, oh, wait a minute, maybe they actually didn't
create the image. It makes no sense to me. That's the only
thing I can think of.
I didn't get the get I didn't catch the Getty Images scam.
Oh yeah. Oh, just look for the image that is zoomed in. And
it's copyrighted Getty Images. I mean, come on. Are you kidding
me? That's a good one. What? I got something great for you
though because in 1960 they pulled this scam? Well, they
pulled it before 1960 Back in the day, we didn't have
Department of Homeland Security. We didn't have female we had
something called civil defense. And the Civil Defense guys, you
know, they're legendary for their propaganda, which of
course at the time everyone bought into very much like the
crap we're buying into today.
And now, fallout shelters,
yes, and duck and cover. And there's a 25 minute propaganda
video about us about a nuclear attack on Austin, that I have to
share a little bit with you because there's a whole setup
and you know, and the whole idea is follow instructions, shut up
slaves go to the fallout shelter, don't ask questions.
And, you know, so there's one guy He's like, he's trying to
escape out of town. He runs out of gas. He flees on foot. And of
course, you know he's going to perish. But here is the the
relevant piece of what we are looking forward to. Since 1960,
we've been out the streets of Austin are almost deserted.
That's right
now they have shot after shot their South Congress. There's
the capital. There's the streets. Deadly, deadly silent.
Everyone's in the shelter. Everyone is where they should be
following instructions.
And then at night, 10 minutes past the original alert.
Pay attention to the music.
A nuclear explosion occurs 25 miles from the west of Austin
and the hills of the Edwards Plateau.
Listen to the music. Listen to the music. Is that coincidence?
Or what is the beachfront? It's our pre pre stream music.
Everyone's figured that out? Well, not everybody. So
they're showing a bunch of devastation.
Yeah, they're showing the devastation. So I'm here to
listen to this record. An explosion presumed to be nuclear
has occurred near Austin, persons and stout shoulders stay
where you are. Those who are not in shelter should take cover
immediately. Shelters are not available, go to a sub basement.
If a sub basement is not readily accessible, proceed to the
nearest building, close all doors and windows on the first
floor near the center of the house.
And it just goes I'll play the epilogue at the end of the show.
Wherever everyone lives, except for the guy who ran away for
which this news is no longer relevant. Yeah, so this is this
is it's like it's just an update on the same old stupid. Didn't
JFK have the script? Only was the Russians?
Well, yeah, I mean, everyone is. It's just kind of well, to get
that we have to continually frightened. I mean, yeah, I can
see somebody in the government think well, you know, just in
case better be safe than sorry.
Well, no, it's worse than that. John, it's worse because the
news media oh, here's okay. Here is a an expert, former Pentagon
guy. Everyone's rolled out. He he thinks it's so funny. He's
actually snickering when when he's saying, Oh, yeah. Because
the question is from and this is CNN is just, I mean, Jeff
Zucker, who's now running the show over there. He's, he's just
like, I don't know, he must get two paychecks. You know, one
from the White House. One from from Time Warner. So he this is
crazy how they're just rubbing it in your face.
Okay. Now, Kim Jong Un's saying he is being provoked because of
the US military exercises taking place in South Korea. So why
would
I hold it hold it? He's saying so they have a clip of him
actually talking and saying this. Kim, John is saying thank
you so they have a clip.
No, of course not. This is this is what's so beautiful. This is
this Here's how the giant telescreen works. The giant
voices make it up. And they say he's saying, but we don't know
that he is saying they don't have a clip. I think they
could have gone one step further. And they could have
said sources are saying, Kim Jong Un is saying that would
have been even better,
but that's really throwing it. That's really Yeah. Okay, guys,
just play it.
But the B roll. Well, while this is being stated, as fact, is,
you know, of him looking at the bunker with the binoculars. This
is how it works. And this is a good one. It's my favorite. I
love and he's up at the demilitarized zone. You know,
that's why Obama did that thing. And he has the binoculars on the
other side. I mean, it's it's built this image for us like,
Hey, I see you I see you.
I guess stealth bombers for these kinds of attack practices,
given the climate right now in Korea, right. Did you hear? Did
you hear that?
That was the guy laughing
No, but he's going she's saying what is going on with this nice
as well as really? He's like, Yeah, cuz he knows the whole
thing. Scams is set up here.
Given the climate right now involving North Korea.
Right now the
Yeah, okay. Oh, you want me to answer this stupid question.
They
gotta get some guy with no sense of humor to do these things.
Otherwise you risk the guy laughing. Oh,
well, I'm glad you asked because the Erin Burnett, as we say here
in Austin, target Austin. She had a spoke these folks hold on
from the Pentagon. And he had no humor but she was just shoveling
it on so high.
And you know, we keep taking it. Maybe that's all this
country can do. We keep taking it.
How do you respond to that?
Well, provocative behavior is not exactly new in North Korean
history. This has been something they've done for decades. So
they go through these cycles from time to time, and we have
to deal with them. We have to be sober, calm, cool collected
about these periods. That's what we're doing right now.
Why can't we be drunk? I think that'd be much funnier.
And we are assuring our South Korean allies day to day that we
stand with them in the face.
This is not a good answer. Aaron do something about Asians.
I guess the question always is, you know, you want to be sober
and calm but mistakes can happen in the Defense Secretary Chuck
Hagel spoke a little bit about today about the fine line here.
Here he
is. Remember Chuck Hagel, the guy who's a total nincompoop
couldn't answer any question right had to go back and restate
his answers because there were so wrong could definitely has no
sense of humor. He is perfect and he of course is going to
ratchet it up a little bit but just enough for Aaron to really
hammered home as he only needs to be wrong once
and I don't know what President or what Chairman or what
Secretary of Defense wants to be wrong less when it comes to
nuclear threats. How can you ensure you won't be wrong on
this? Okay. Oh, good question. Standby because she's gonna
hammer secretary
is absolutely right. There's always the risk of
miscalculation and we have guarded against miscalculation
on the Korean Peninsula for over 60 years. And the Secretary and
the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, it's their job to
ensure that our military is prepared. Okay, so
now I'm Jeff Zucker. I'm the new head of programming at CNN. I'm
in the control booth and this is boring me to tears now. Like so
I'm going to talk into Aaron's if B which is the little
earpiece she has in what does it stand for again? I have b I used
to know us to know that stuff didn't we? Inter inter fold but
it's like intercom fullback I think
it's some crazy I'll look it up Alright, so okay
we're contingency miscalculation Come on. We got a scar that
people in separate citizens are bored of this crop.
So you know, some people have said, well, of course there's
actually bombing the United States, they don't yet have the
capability to do that with a nuclear warhead.
Some people I'd like to point out that was probably me Jeff
Zucker in her ear
they do have that capability and and some experts have been on
this program saying that they would if they could create some
sort of a nuclear dirty bomb and put it say in the middle of
Times Square. Hold on. Now you're talking era. Yeah, that's
what would be the point of this.
Then to scare you.
By the way i fb stands for independent fashion blogger. Oh,
no, no, I'm sorry. interruptible folds back.
I had the full back part, right. interruptible that's what that's
the one that I think when we still had tubes, we had tubes.
We had the interruptible fold back. Hey, I'll call you on the
interruptible fullback. What uh, how far we've come from from
that to Skype a man. And both of us have witnessed those
technologies in our lifetime.
I still have a custom made if I have one somewhere
I wear they mold your ear, just in case Yeah,
yeah. Wishful thinking I
have my own IFP. You do you have your own? Do you use the easy
one they provide you the studio.
I used to do that, too is like, Oh, I have my own IFBB I'd like
to. And the audio guide like, really?
The audio guys appreciate that stuff. It's less work for them.
I had an audio guy tell me what's not to get completely off
the subject with inside baseball, but he said it would
be really cool if you brought your own lapel mic. Yeah, I told
the guy what your Notch was.
Oh, you're not filtered. Nice. Very nice. Anyway, this is the
word that I only got one clip. But I could have clipped this a
million times in the past two days. It's our favorite word.
South Koreans have grown used to bellicose threats from across
the border. Everywhere. Everyone's using the term now
bellicose, everyone's using the term bellicose you'll when you
pay attention to it that was bellicose. We talked about that.
The President started this with bellicose it's a part of the
talking point when someone uses that word, then you know it's a
part of the talking point
as the charging point. That's all that it is it just one
that's one point I use the word bellicose
I think because because it immediately conjures up the
image of Kim Jong Hoon, because he's a big belly with a big
belly.
So I went looking to see I was trying to find out more about
the North Korean news agency and I'm on their site. And I see
that Dennis Rodman was there, but he was not alone. To this
was not reported properly. He was there with the Harlem
Globetrotters.
Oh, I didn't know he brought the Globetrotters with it. Yeah.
That's a lot of people.
And this was underreported, to say the least. And I'm like,
because you have a great thesis that after we listened to my
uncle Don who we think is right if they just want to be a part
of society, the global society which includes like not being
told to shut up slave and stand in the corner and and you know,
they want peace they want peace.
The armistice he says he wants to get this war over with Yeah,
never been discussed. Right. And we won't even talk to him about
oh, we can't do that we go it'd be beneath us to tighten. Yeah,
I can't tell you a bunch of but what is the deal going at that?
So actually, one of the reasons I'd like to go there and ask the
North Koreans what is what is the problem? What's the hang up?
What is why are we continued? Why are we the USA making this
stretch in this thing out forever? Well, here's what's
interesting there oil up there that we want to get to hold up
for what? Well, your
thesis was probably by the way, your thesis was that North Korea
wants to be a tourist destination. Yeah, no, I still
believe that. Well, who owns a majority stake in the Harlem
Globetrotters?
Ah, that big Live Nation are one of these big guys Taurus guys
them and Disney. Disney Disney Disney Parks Disneyland.
Disneyland North Korea baby put it in the book put it in the
book.
For you. I'm still waiting for the hostage crisis in Israel.
Oh,
we're gonna be like that. Okay,
okay. I'm sorry. Once you start calling me out either. How
about Nelson Mandela dying at New Year's?
Boy bush or bush? Well,
I'll tell you what, they
put that they put the plug back in.
Because they thought Hillary was gonna kick it and Bush wanted to
see that he didn't want
to get got to get plugged in again. So he's gonna go for a
while. Moment. Well, here so here. Here's my porch. It's been
a while pull.
Here. So yeah, by the
way, Disneyland in North Korea is not much of a stretch. I
mean, it makes nothing but sense. It does. That means love
that sort of course.
Of course. I'm not really joking it.
It makes sense. I would sign on to that prediction.
Who owns vice corporation by the way. And they're completely
independent. You sure? I'm pretty sure Yeah. Yeah. No one's
independent anymore.
Guys are pretty in debt. That's why that you don't see him
blended in much with anything with any coverage.
Vice started as a oh, here we go. Vice started in 1994 as a
newsprint monthly in Montreal. Oh, the Canadian. Oh, well, that
explains it. sound really? Is anything really 100% independent
in Canadia?
Yeah, we're independent too, by the way.
Yeah, but the how do they make money
i I have no idea
you know send them people all over
the globe. They do they have a high budget for sending people
around they got a huge budget.
But where's it coming from? There's no about pay a boat.
Where's your a boot page? I have to look at that. So Nelson
Mandela does look to be on the ropes finally, because everyone
had their news packages ready for like, Oh, God.
And you know that the obits are all written ready to go their
voice over, they got to make sure that talent still works
there. came out of retirement to report on
this still, there's still on the on, on contract. And Time
Magazine, of course, has is pissed because I think they
weren't clued in. And they had their obits ready and their
cover and everything and the time editor was on. Ah, I don't
wish I can remember, this might have been mornings you. And
I can't believe it'd be out of the loop because carnies from
time,
well, or something changed, and they were in the loop and
something changed. But
that's probably more like it, but it's very obvious. In the
Loop. It's very obvious
what their story is going to be when Nelson Mandela passes,
which looks like it is kind of getting near that time. And
we'll need that distraction when the North Korean thing is played
out. Nobody cares anymore.
By the way, we're now showing a picture of then Senator Obama,
visiting Mandela if you can go back to that other slide as
well. That was a picture from 2005 When Senator Obama visited
Mandela already frail and you can imagine the role that
Mandela played just in the the imagination of a young Barack
Obama and you know, all of his generation but continue Rick and
I think you know, there are similarities between President
Obama and Nelson in terms of Oh yeah, I know that's
what we're gonna get was jail in prison in South Africa some some
tribe there as well maybe that's true.
Yeah, by the way, did you see got it let me just bring that up
for a second one of our who shall go on named one of our
producers in Finland sent me sent me a test paper from his I
think 12 year old who was in finished school but they have
English lessons and hold on a second let me Yeah, cuz I
tweeted it let me just bring up the bring up the image he sent
me the actual image of a test and
here we go like a Mandela's 94.
Now it's that's a nice age. All right, so here is questions
about the USA and Canada. And it's multiple choice. And so
here's question number one. The capital of the USA is a New York
be Washington DC see Chicago. So interesting that Chicago was put
on that list, but correctly answered D. Washington, DC, the
United States of America has a 50 states and 200 million people
beat 49 states and 300 million people or C 50 states and 300
million people that was answered correctly. Dinosaurs and
fossils. There are many dinosaurs and fossils in
Yellowstone National Park V. New Orleans is famous for dinosaurs
and fossils. Think hookers and blow was crossed off and see
many dinosaur bones and fossils were found in North America.
That'd be the correct answer. But here's where it gets
interesting. Number five, Barack Obama a when Barry was a boy he
lived in Kenya. B Barry was born in Indonesia. See as a boy Barry
lived in Hawaii. So this is like really they're
propagating the the the birther memes it's not
well, and this kid actually circled A when Barry was a boy
he lived in Kenya.
That's how deep,
deep but his name is what is it's the kids isn't a known fact
that his name is Barry solitarily. And because it's
just like when did he become Baroque?
When he wrote that book, I think when he was at I think what you
mean
the book or Harvard Yale the Harvard the book where he said
that he was actually from Kenya that was
in the bio on the book it says he's from Kenya right.
But I found that fascinating a that that is a question and be
that the end of it good answered it it Kenya. Yeah, I know.
Well, that's interesting because it's obviously pushing the meme
that it's okay. I think this might be a it's okay to be How
to be a ruler out Zed not born in the United States. This may
be some globalist kind of agenda or some government thing we
don't know. But it seems that though this is entrenched, or it
wouldn't be showing up in Finland exactly that way that
nutty that that's in Finland, man. Yeah, it's just a well,
we must make a note.
Yeah, we should let me say this. In the morning to you, John. See
you Adam curry in the morning all ships at sea boots on the
ground feet in the air and subs in the water and all the games
and nights out there. Yeah,
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And but you also support the work that we do, which we could
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say just on that note briefly. Yesterday, we went to the market
of course. And after that we had to we had some coffee at the
house yawn. I'm always waiting to be ambushed there. I mean, it
would be so easy to just paint a drone target on the roof of
house young because that's where I am you can set your clock by
it. And there in the corner was the Infowars magazine.
And I'm waking up and tearing up and yells Yeah,
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You can't go very fast on those.
All right, you can always go out and do what we need is
propagating our formula properly. Our formula is
this. We go out, we had people in the mouth
a citizen
All right. Good work on that. I was hoping one of us would
produce something at least Oh, yeah.
Well, I do have something. So we're on our show 500, we do
have to do a little retrospective action. And I want
to discuss a couple of things that I think people, the newer
listeners, if we go back five years that say, Wow, here we
have to, yes. Because I want to remind people some of the stuff
that we've done on this show that that was either overlooked,
or nobody cared. I am actually, in some situations I can't even
understand. We didn't understand it then. And it's and as time
has gone by, it's it's gotten even worse. And so far as you
know, what? passes for news, what was news at the time, what
how we deconstructed it and how it disappeared.
Let me just let me understand your setup here. You're saying
there are news items that have appeared over time over the past
five years that we have certainly picked up on discussed
and deconstructed. But real news and interesting events that were
overlooked by the mainstream purposely or not?
Yeah. Okay. Now, let's look at one of them. The most
interesting I have 3123 of these I want to go over, but the most
interesting one to me, besides it, and we'll go over the flu
one in a minute, but the most interesting one to me was the
crotch bomber. Now, I want to play this clip WTF three dash
WTF. These ones with the number three row this guy got it. So
three, WTF This is the opening salvo. This was Candy Crowley on
CNN. And this was the opening salvo. And I want to remind
people what happened and how we discussed this, but just listen
to this.
You also saw something strange happen. When all the the man the
fire started and everyone raised for him. What What was it that
you observed? Well, as this was all going on, I just happened to
look over. And about 10 seats ahead of me was to the left hand
side was a man who had a camcorder and he was filming the
entire thing. So it was definitely a little out of the
ordinary. I mean, I don't know why. I guess he was standing up
and we were supposed to be seated. And he was filming it.
So we want to just tell everybody that the gene reserve
is reported tonight that the FBI says it has analyzed a number of
videotapes that were shot by passengers on that flight. And
that has proven particularly useful to the investigation.
Nonetheless, there is a lot of commotion and someone is filming
it. Although in this day and age, I suppose we probably
shouldn't be too surprised, since everything shows somewhere
eventually.
Yeah, but it was an IMAX camera candy that was was the problem.
It was a RED camera.
And if you remember this event, right after they landed, they
took all the passengers one by one into a giant warehouse.
Right. And we thought that they were going to kill them. Well,
I think that may have been what they were going to do if you
know if they'd gone, right. I mean, who knows what, what what
the plan was, but they took him in there. I don't know if they
gave him national security letters. We never heard from
anybody again after that. The whole thing was kind of left to
wrestle at the media.
Well, there was no there was the lawsuit. And the lawyers who
were on the plane who saw who saw the agent, help this guy
board the plane without a passport in Amsterdam. There was
a whole lawsuit about that. That was I don't know, I mean, is
that lawyer still alive?
No. I mean, that's the point. That's what I'm trying to make.
We've we spot these things early. People have to remember
that they happened. And then they just they just don't know
if there's no follow up whatsoever because they just
pull this thing. And then they let they turn it into a
propagandistic you know, this was an attack and play Obama.
Obama here goes after this is one of his little things to go
after the CIA when the whole thing was just a phony deal from
the beginning. But here's Obama, it's been
widely reported that the father of the suspected Christmas
I forgotten about this so good. John, how do you think we'll
have one of these retrospectives on CNN this year at the end of
the year? Will they do all this? Yes, I don't think so
warn us officials in Africa about his son's extremist views.
It now now appears that weeks ago, this information was passed
to a component of our intelligence community, but was
not effectively distributed so as to get the suspects name on a
no fly list. There appears to be other deficiencies as well. Now,
man, and this is what started all the sharing
the sharing of information and what got us the naked body
scanners. Yeah, that was good, not good times.
And then you have another level, take it to another level during
the arguments. And I could have put a whole segment section
together everybody from O'Reilly, and all these right
wing guys in London, and a lot of left wing guys saying how
great torture was. But then we have the one of the biggest
proponents of torture, which is Monica Crowley, and she
leverages the crotch bomber with his most idiotic thing you can
imagine
that is escalating the drone attacks in Afghanistan,
Pakistan, and now Yemen. I've given him credit for that. But
on the other hand, closing Gitmo shutting down enhanced
interrogation techniques like waterboarding, which could have
extracted more information out of this Nigerian those kinds of
signals actually, I think are undermining the Mr.
Drink slave drink you.
Me so she says that we could have gotten more information
from this idiot. stage actor apparently. Yeah, that I mean,
it was just like, and of course then she also talks about
shutting down Gitmo which I have a lot of clips all of these
shutting down get the desert Hey, hey, he didn't shut down
get MO You idiots.
Can we want to space these out over the show? So we get some
some actual stuff in or do you want to do or did you have like
a one big wad? Do you want to blow on us here?
I would like to get it to two and then we'll come back to it
after the the other segment after the alright, I do want to
get the swine flu out of the way we have to remember this was
almost five years ago
and we had a jingle for it. In fact, here it is. swine.
This was indeed this is even before this around the time that
I met Miss Mickey when I had the swine flu.
Right. And we were discussing we got really into it you found
some PowerPoints that showed that these drug companies are
full of crap.
Well I know that vaccinations vaccines which they're
indemnified for a class Yeah, that's an all the PowerPoint
presentations, the financial presentation this is how they're
gonna make their money.
And the key to success was the getting lobbying the US
government to make them judge you know, make them liable for
any anything bad that happens. And so the news media cranked it
up with all kinds of stuff. So to start with, I got three clips
and one of them is just weird, which but stopped spreading
germs was the classic.
When it comes to fighting flu viruses like 2009 h one in one,
there are several steps you can take. Wash your hands and get
your flu shot. Regularly disinfect surfaces to reduce the
spread of germs. And perhaps the most important step of all, talk
to your friends about doing the same. Instead of spreading flu
viruses like 2009 h1 in one month help spread protection.
Oh,
I hadn't heard that one. I don't think we played that one on the
show.
I think we did whatever the case it was like all the advertisers
were in on board it was always 2009 each one and when it wasn't
like no of course no we could we had we had and the reason we got
on this and I want to remind people we do this too, is that
we noticed that the World Health Organization had changed the
definition of pandemic specifically for this scam that
was coming in out of the
blue What are you doing this from you got you have notes
don't you? You're not doing
Oh no, I just I listen to a lot of clips. You're amazing.
Anyway, so that and then we had this woman that was running the
H who who was just an idiot German from Hong Kong's show, as
choeur charged something but she spoke like Miss swan on the old
what happened to her? I'm going to look her up 1/4 I think it
was show what happened to her Where did she go?
I didn't know she disappeared
and we found out that that some of the researchers who had
looked at the pandemic were on board with the vaccine companies
remember that?
Oh yeah, there were all this this is the most one of the most
corrupt examples of what's wrong with the news media and the
country at large I've ever seen. It was just it was like it was
it was it was like putting a it's like playing professional
baseball with a T champ just put the baseball of chan right. So
this play number two and so the news media got in on this and
they had to you know do some some so we got swine flu masks
boosters.
Today, state school chief Jack O'Connell announced that two
federal grants are paying for 23 million masks and gloves for
California schools. Pleasanton unified just received its
shipment this week. School officials say they will use them
on a case by case basis. It's another level of protection for
everybody. And it certainly raises people's comfort levels.
I think that's good. I mean, you know, because they could spread
it to other kids. Schools encourage kids to wash their
hands frequently and use sanitizers and health care
workers hope parents are proactive and getting their
children vaccinated. Even though the Centers for Disease Control
says fewer states are reporting widespread h1 in one cases,
physicians say it's likely there could be a spike in January.
They want to remind parents that if a child has received the h1
and one vaccine and is under 10 years old, that child that needs
to get a second booster shot 21 Days Later
booster, super low to up load those kids up with all kinds of
groovy stuff. And of course, you know, there's we have plenty of
examples of this. Versions of the flu vaccine giving kids
narcolepsy In Norway it Yeah, admitted fact.
Fact. So anyway, so this got to the point where I when I heard
this clip, which is the words of the year clip. I was like, wait
a minute, I don't even I can't even remember this at all.
There's like, you couldn't remember that ad, which we did
play. But but this one, I we played this too. And and you go
now when you think of words of the year, you usually if I said
that, you know what, what was it? You know, these are the new
words out of the dictionary. They tend to be like Google,
what year what year, what year? This would be 2009. So we had
words of the year. Okay, yeah, that's the one that be that they
cited at the very end of this report.
Oh, no, that was 2005. Well, whatever,
whatever. Anyway, you hear this and then you're gonna go you're
gonna do the same thing it is. I don't, I can barely remember the
day that this was a word or phrase of the year. It's like
bull crap.
Oh, technology is all the talk these days. Literally. It's the
focus of this year survey on the number one word of the decade.
Some of the runners up include 911 blog, green text, war on
terror and Wi Fi, but the winner is Google the number one word
has a nine was a tweet. And the most creative word of 2009 was
Dracula sneeze as in sneezing into your elbow? Oh.
Dracula sneeze. That's funny because I was gonna bring that
up that we all had to learn relearn how to sneeze into our
elbow, because they weren't sneezing, right? You're not
doing it right slave sneeze into your elbow, and I see people
doing that grownups. I'm like, Are you an idiot? Get a hanky.
Sneeze, just
Dracula's knee. Has you ever heard anyone say that ever?
No, of course not.
I don't know. It's called sneeze into your elbow. It's not called
Dracula's knees.
okay with it. John, you're right. I do not remember that
clip. I don't remember the words. I certainly don't
remember the clip Dracula sneeze. Because this shows you
this is exactly what it is. We are living in 1984 and brave new
world. These are the telescreens telling us whatever we're meant
to believe
it we have to that's why I like enjoyed getting some of these
clips from nine because it's funny. It was like Oh, right.
Well, can can I then take you come you flash forward to April
2013. And we're going to come
back to more flashy forces. That's going to be tomorrow.
Yes.
Well, because the president real Fool's Day, so please, please
tell me you're not going to do one of those lame ass jokes.
You know, I think I can I gotta just You're famous
for doing them and they suck it well. They really suck. But
we've got to get a month. And we might as well just go ahead and
grab April because listen to what the President has
proclaimed. April. And this I can't believe this is all
coming. I thought you know when you have like, the month belongs
to one thing one cause
Oh, yeah. Planet Are You From
my presidential proclamation? April National Sexual Assault
Awareness and Prevention Month. Okay. Oh, wait. April by
presidential proclamation, National Child Abuse Prevention
Month. And by the way, it's okay in March or May just don't do it
in April. April, by presidential proclamation, national financial
capability month. I gotta read you this one. All Americans
deserve the chance to turn their hard work into a decent living
for their families and a bright future for their children.
Seizing that opportunity takes more than driving initiative. It
also requires some Aren't financial planning. During
National Financial Capability month, we recommit to empowering
individuals and families with the knowledge and tools they
need to get ahead in today's economy.
My administration is dedicated to helping people make sound
decisions in the marketplace. Last year, we partnered with
businesses and community leaders it's called fascism to roll out
new public and private commitments to increase
financial literacy. This is these people insane with this
alright, but that's not it, John. No, no.
No, I thought that would be it, you know, can have a month for
one oh started than another?
No, it is national Donate Life Month. Today. Today, more than
115,000 men, women and children are on the waiting list for an
organ transplant. The President wants you to sign up to give
away some of your bits. But that's it doesn't stop there.
No. It's by presidential proclamation National Cancer
Control month. Now this is my favorite. Because we've given up
on trying to cure cancer. No, no, we're just trying to control
it. We're trying to control your illness. This is so blatant in
your face National Cancer Control month. What does that
even mean? And by the way, this is all bullcrap. Because every
single American knows it is not national cancer control month.
It is not Donate Life Month. It is not financial capability
month or Child Abuse Prevention Month or National Sexual Assault
Awareness and Prevention Month. No way bitches it is welcome to
spikes for Druckman rhythm truck with reminds us that focus and
dedication is truck at Toyota northwest Arkansas with discount
payments will be can eight grand off. That's right. It's Truck
Month.
Probably more Truck Month than the other ones.
But it's foreign Truck Month, or is it Ram Truck Month or is it
Toyota truck month? Well, this truck month but there's no
because they're all claiming it's their own Truck Month. Oh.
So is there you know if you wanted to take this to an
extreme you could do the weeks? Here's
week 25 is
they have like tons and tons of these weeks of this and
we does weeks. I think he only does month no the
President that Yeah, but they do weeks in the states do weeks. So
a lot of weeks. And that a lot they get read into the
Congressional Record? They do. And days due to specific days.
Did you hear about this? This blow up about the TED videos. Do
you hear about this?
I had a clip on this about I didn't we didn't play it. But
yeah, I know all about it. Oh, I didn't know this. Well, this is
all I use. Yeah, I can dig up that clip and you plan on the
next show. It's quite entertaining. Yeah. So
well, I'll just say it. I have it in the show notes if people
want to check it out. But these two two speakers at a TED X in
the UK, Graham Hancock and Rupert Sheldrake were their
videos were removed. A censored by Ted
Oh, there's a different story that might it's a similar story,
but Oh, okay. No,
the, and the reason why is because they, they were not
scientific. It was pseudo science.
That's what Altet is, is pseudo science.
That's exactly what it was Mickey said. But so and, you
know, one guy is like he was talking about he did some
research into intuition and consciousness. And he was saying
that, you know, it appears that animals and humans can feel when
they're being watched, which probably comes from predatory.
You know, the, you know, you can feel if a predator is watching
and right, if you have four people calling you a human being
can accurately predict who's calling 45% of the time, which
is above chance. Yeah, I do that. Right. So but this, of
course, does not compute with scientists. So because of this,
these videos were flagged. And now all this stuff about Todd is
some other reason for this, because they tend to dead now.
Well, I think I think there's first of all, anyone could start
one of these. I mean, Ted has the brand. But I also think,
John that Ted has gone overboard. They've become a
cult.
Yeah, I got to play I have to dig up that clip and play it on
the next show that I have. But it was one of the guys was
kicked out. Yeah. No.
Is that the guy who was on Joe Rogan? Yeah, yeah, that was I
saw that that interview. I have it in the show notes like 15
minutes. And he had to stay in the in the woods with a partner
for a week and he couldn't leave and
yeah, right. You had to stay with somebody in a hotel room.
The whole thing was it was annoying. In the end, you got
paid nothing. 01 of the future wants you to do to speak at try
to get to Ted Should I know Chris Anderson, and I probably
could. But I don't really have anything to say to Annecy. He
sounds like a dress Anderson, Chris Sanders is whatever he's
said and doesn't
name the show after
such a jerky name, the name the whole thing after him,
but I think it's a bad policy to speak for free. Of course I
should, charity or just a friend of yours and it's something
you're trying to help with. But generally speaking, it's just
it's cheapens the whole brand for everybody's terrible.
Well, but so that was an this this kid was supposed to be a
TED Fellow. And, and he got his information packet. It had
instructions on how to how to talk to a billionaire.
Yeah, yeah, I'd love to get a hold of that, by the way.
Oh, oh. But so this
is referred to them as sir.
Tell me. Tell me the you said you know, Chris Ted. Is he a
nice guy. He seems like a douche.
He is a I don't he's not a douche. He's actually a nice
guy. But he is kind of you never heard this salt Maslow mentioned
he's cheap. He used to run the Mac attic, I think or one of
those Macintosh he rents it was like one of the future computing
are some Oh, some publishing house that had a bunch of
magazines, and hidden, including the Macintosh competitive Mac
user. But everything was it was it was all done on a low budget.
It's like, it was just everything. He didn't pay as
much as everybody else. It was cheap. And he made all the
money. But he did very well. And then he could buy Ted, he bought
Ted from the warming guy. And then took it over because he
could see the commercial possibilities which a guy's a
genius at that. And then he managed to because it was such a
high end thing he knew and get everyone to speak for free. And
then column into this bowl crap or your fellow you get to say
you're a TED Fellow, which means nothing is you know, our knights
mean more than
at least you get a ring out of the deal and a pin.
Yeah, and the little pin. But anyway, and it's protect her up.
And you know, that's not even a club. It's you know, nobody can
identify just it's not good. But anyway, that's but he's a nice
guys. And, you know, just as a person.
Future publishing was what he felt future publishing. Right.
He was born in Pakistan. He's al Qaeda.
He's got a British accent. I think he's mi six,
spent most of his early life in Pakistan, India, Afghan
Afghanistan. Uh, huh. studied at a boarding school in the
Himalayan Mountains. Oh, this guy is a total spook.
It could be okay, I got a letter I gotta read. Oh. This came in
from Dennis, uh, one of our producers. And I have to read
this because there's more information in here. There's new
information
starts Hold on, hold on, we have a jingle for that somewhere.
Here it is.
I've got information, man, new shit has come to light.
Exactly. As a retired postal worker, I wanted to thank you
for your explanation of the current postal crisis, you're
100% Correct, especially about it being a pre funding problem.
And I want to remind people that when you see news analyst, a
pundit or anybody else slamming the post office, you should hear
the douchebag jingle in your head.
And it sounds like this.
No other federal agency, he says is required to pre fund none,
because the money would come from the federal budget, ie
taxpayers whereas the USPS is required to do it. Because the
money comes strictly from operational income, free money
for the federal government. No private corporation is required
to do it because it would cripple the economy. Many people
still do not understand that the Postal Service receives no
taxpayer money. And most people don't realize that for the past
30 years or more. When the post office or the Postal Service did
and a year in the black, the federal government would skim
the money into the federal general fund. I didn't know that
either. Here's something you may not realize. When a postal
worker retires, all connections with the USPS are cut his or her
retirement is administered by the Office of Personnel
Management just like any other federal employee II, to the best
of my knowledge, there is no separate pool of money, or her
pension money comes from other than the general fund for all,
all federal employees. Therefore, this pre funding
money paid by the USPS is probably available for OPM to
use over the broad spectrum of all federal retirees. Wow, this
is the biggest scam being perpetrated on the American
public. This post office nonsense the meme so that up so
that united postal service and Federal Express can take over
the business and then all the laws that prevent postal crimes
are off the books, they're gone. They don't need it anymore. This
is It's unbelievable to me that nobody wants to pay any
attention to it. All postdocs who uses the post office release
don't need such things.
So we've got Federal Express.
Anyway, a good letter from Dennis.
We saw our our associate producer mail carrier yesterday
bounding down, Travis heights Boulevard, smiling. And now he's
like, Hey, how you doing? Here's your mail.
Well, if you listen to the show, he'll be pleased and
he said I loved it. When you did that whole Anderson Cooper
underwater was a hit apparently.
When I heard the clip, I said Adam can copy that.
But I was thinking later that I should I should have been
underwater with Andersen. Maybe
I can piece together a bunch of
fish I can be doing little interview with Anderson
underwater. That crocodile
that croc I can almost touch you.
Stop, stop, stop. We should not be doing this. That's a nice
letter. Oh, by the way. Some of that finally got her walking
papers. Yeah. And you know who they replaced her with? Soledad
O'Brien. John and I both know she did the morning program on
the C and NS over there. And she's got kicked out with one of
those. Well, I'm going to be doing special shows.
taking a short break, hiatus, hiatus and I will be specials
I've been I've been I've been promoted.
been promoted. I have. Actually if your interest I didn't I can
I have it right here. I have her. Her goodbye. Which was kind
of kind of sad. Actually. I thought but maybe you should
play her out what I what I found what I found interesting is her
her replacement is Kate Baldwin, who was older one Yeah, also
known as Katherine gene, or the Kate Baldwin. And she at first
I'm like, Okay, this is nothing blah, blah, blah. And then I see
oh, she's married to Michael de Gershenson. Of the Carlyle
Group. Oh, yeah. Mr. Gershenson has been involved with the
execution of over 40 transactions with all in
capitalization exceeding 2 billion and the asset management
of Carlisle's portfolio of retail and industrial assets.
That's instant analyst prior to
joining Carlyle, Mr. Gershenson was with Deutsche Bank, Alex
Brown mergers acquisition and corporate advisory group in New
York, where he specializes in real estate transactions. And he
actually specializes in Boston and Texas. But you know, when
you read that, it's like, really like to have both both couples,
by the way, a recent converts to the Jewish faith. That's
interesting.
Zucker is a Boston gotta do something.
That's kind of weird.
Yeah. Weird for adults, too.
I can see where if no, if you married someone of a different
faith, where you convert that faith with that they both
converted to a different faith.
That's pretty weird. And like, like, why How did this happen?
And why?
That's very strange. Here's here's an
idea, honey. I think we should go Jewish. Why? What are you
talking about? Yeah, yeah. The both of us. Episcopalian?
She's from I think she's from Jersey or something. That's
weird, though, isn't it?
It's odd.
I'd like to know more about that. I'll have to file that
under.
That has to go call local CALL TO HAVE TO JOIN who knows? Well,
that
has to go you know under the same heading is white. Why
awesome. I mean, you know,
yeah, get Austin here.
She's signing off. Crying. Let me see if it's the only may have
removed this video or not. Here it comes. This is Soledad
O'Brien. Signing off claiming facts matter. See if we can hold
on a second. Yeah, I got it here.
So I think if I've learned anything over the past year,
it's that and we shouldn't be afraid to have tough
playing over the best part. No, no play played after she begins.
All right after that, not immediately right away. So
I think if I've learned anything over the past year, it's that
facts matter, then we shouldn't be afraid to have tough and
honest conversations and maybe even argue a little bit when
there's a lot it's Taken. Yes, Governor Sununu, I am talking to
you. Next time focused on the 25 girls that we serve. We send
girls to college, my foundation, continue to focus
we're going to focus on our foundation John, oh my god faces
from
jobs to poverty and focusing on the people who have stories to
tell in this country. And often those stories don't get told.
Oh my god. I mean, what's what's worse? What's worse is saying,
I'm going to focus on my foundation. That's my phone,
man. You must say
that O'Brien Foundation,
she must have really screwed up. Yes, that's,
that's a Well, that's the worst. The number one is I have to
spend I want to spend more time with my family. Oh,
well, that's after a sex scandal. That's, that's when
that works.
Yeah. And then you got you got the other use. We should
probably come up with a canonical list of excuses. Yeah,
you got fired slash quit.
Oh, this is okay. So alright, so focus. The worst is like, yeah,
I want to spend more time with my family. Now. But if you
really have balls, you know, the health issues you got you throw
in a health issues thing. Everyone has health issues.
Yeah, I'm getting old. That's a health issue. Right. Like health
issues. Yeah. So that's one. What else? Have I heard us? The
foundation is that's pretty good.
Foundations good. Want to spend more time with my family. I want
this I got a I got health issues. I was right here. This
is the one I just
hired. I've always wanted to write a book. Oh,
wanted to write a book.
That's a classic, right. I always wanted to write a book,
right? I've always wanted to learn Morse code. That would be
let somewhere down the bottom. learn Morse code. You know, it's
funny, because there was some big contest thing going on over
the weekend here on the on the 20 and 40 meters. And so I'll
get into code you know, and some guy like reply and all happy
because I'm slow. You know, I got a slow fist, as we call this
is a very sexual thing, this Morse code, so I'm very slow
fist. God in the Albion, yeah, we're QSR doing and then the
guys like, Yeah, I'm 73 and retired like Jesus Christ.
So those codgers
like, there's gotta be some hip dudes walking
around. Yeah, there's plenty
that they're not on the seat. We're gonna make it there. We'll
just we're there. We're gonna we are the next generation, the
juggernaut of ham dumb.
I agree. And you know, I'll tell you and I look at that ham
nation show. Screw those guys. Man. That's boring. It's like,
it's like worse. You take the oldest boring dudes, and you put
an icon logo on their head. The whole show was sponsored by
icon, which is good radios. But geez, there's no content because
of it. There's no content in the show. Because ought to be Oh,
Boy Scouts of America brought to you by Icom. And I loved it sent
me an icon radio when I was in exile. Fantastic. But it's like,
there's other things. It's a big it's a giant commercial. Oh, the
one thing I care about watching?
Well, this is the reason that our model, yeah, yeah, that's
true. Is the model if you want to actually get down to brass
tacks?
Yeah. And and it really is the model because man is it keeps us
on our toes. We don't wake up one day and all of a sudden,
there's some Karla group's baby trophy wife taking over your
spot. You know? No, we have to be on the money every single
show. Because if not, the money dries up immediately.
Right, which apparently does even when we do good work, but
But you know what I'm saying it's like, in over time, we're
getting by.
I was watching Charlie Rose the other day. And the CEO of this
is an interesting clip, the CEO of, of US Airways, you know,
they just merged with an American and he's going to be
the new boss. He's going to be the boss of the biggest airline
conglomerate there is now this is the US Airways guy, right?
Not the US Airways guys. This seems like a nice enough guy,
but he's a little bit full of himself. But he made this
interesting comment that I was watching and I go, Oh, my God. I
said trains good planes. But here's what I'll give you my
conclusion after you listen to this, but play the airlines text
clip.
Is the airline sector a huge part of our economy. It's
enormous. Is it really Yeah, something on the on the order of
one out of eight jobs is related somehow to the US commercial
aviation business. Just Just think about how important it is
to you know, our daily. It it's an incredibly important part of
the US economy. One that we don't think we get enough
appreciation for in terms of the way we're the way You know,
we're taxed, for example, we're taxed, some 20% of the ticket
you buy in general goes to federal taxes and fees, that's
about the same. That's actually higher than you see on
cigarettes or liquor. So we feel we're taxed much like a vice.
Bad slave, you can fly you get high literally,
this is like in that now that I was just I heard this as a text
like a vice. Why are they doing this? And then I thought about
the car rental, when you rent a car nowadays just wasn't the
case. 20 years ago, but today, it's like $30 a day. And then
the bill is $69. It's
all taxes on top of it. Yeah, it's it's
over 50% of its taxed. And this is the tax on the now now
there's so the proverbial question would be are the
rhetorical question is, I thought all these government
guys were pro business. There's nothing more pro business and
airlines, and then you've land somewhere and you get a car and
you drive to a meeting or you do something in another town. You
got to fly, you got to drive if you're doing business. And so if
everyone's so pro business, why are they taxing both the car
rentals and the airlines like a vice?
Well, those are his words. Of course. I liked it. Yeah, I like
it, too. I mean, but you also, I'm getting taxed. 30%. I mean,
just living. I'm getting tax like advice. So I mean, which is
probably correct.
Right, and now, it's unbelievable. And then of
course, you have the tax apologist. Oh, you need to tax
more. I mean, you get the buffets and the gates is and
this is why I'll just say it one more time out of the blue here.
Wealth Tax. We need a wealth tax.
Now, you heard about the the IMF paper that we knew this, of
course, because we could already deduce this. We had already had
the we played clips of Christina douchebag Lagarde about the what
was it was 30 it was like $30 per ton a metric ton of carbon.
We knew it the carbon. Right, we had the numbers, we had the
announcement. So now they have, you know, they have a paper out
saying the IMF with their research paper says that it
probably should be about $1.33 per gallon should be tax. Yeah,
I know. You're not great. Now, what do we pay now? But 50 cents
a gallon and tax? Or is it more
on car on gasoline? Yeah. I don't know. I'd have to look it
up. It's a lot. But on top of that, as much as Europe pays, I
mean, they pay and they put up with it. And then they have
their bank accounts to the staff. And then we get to take
some money from your bank account.
Now there's a name for this. There's the Canadian bloggers.
And let me just have you seen this? This is crazy, man. Okay,
so here it is. The 2013 budget in Canada. And here we have a
depositor. This is the definition of a depositor now in
Canada, is an unsecured creditor to the bank. The Canadian
government presented its position to be one of shielding
the tech rich Yeah. The phrase rapid conversion of certain bank
liabilities into regulatory capital wishes would be known as
a bail in. So this is what happened in Cyprus is a bail in.
And by the way, if you receive an EU, it hasn't happened the
United States but I'm hearing people in the UK, who have
received I can have the language for you actually have received
notices from their bank. And they talk about have to call it
this is a good word because it could be a title for the show.
Basically, if if they're forced to recapitalize, let me let me
find the term for it. They're changing the terms on your
account that they can then basically steal that money and
this is happening all over Europe, people are receiving and
the end the bank is doing it first is Santander which is
Spanish. Right.
Well, Jim Rogers, I have a little clip you want to play Jim
Rogers on Cyprus banks discusses this is one of these famous
investors who's very conservative. He lives in
Singapore right? He
moved out a while ago, he moved
out of Singapore to some other weird place.
Singapore, so he's moved to the new Singapore, or whatever.
Yeah, I just need my intro. We just go.
I'll just play that and then we'll get back to this
discussion. Okay.
It's gonna happen of course, it's going to happen call now
the IMF is condoned to see us come to other people. It's
politicians who are telling you it's a special case. Oh, don't
worry. Don't worry, don't worry. QA. What more do you need to
know and politicians are saying you don't have to worry. It's a
special case. Please, you better hurry, you better run for the
hills. I'm doing it anyway. Right? But I want to make sure
that I don't get trapped. I mean, think of all the poor
souls who just thought they had a simple bank account. Now they
find out that they are making a contribution. That's what it's
called call a contribution to the stability of Cyprus. Yeah,
all of these politicians. Rule number one, Jim, they say is, is
don't lose money. Rule number two, is look back at rule number
one. Finally, your rule number three is don't trust the politic
don't trust any government. If you're gonna if you gotta listen
to government, you're gonna go bankrupt very quickly.
Okay, here is the note from and of course, this is kind of his
that's a Jim Rogers has been saying this for a while.
Yeah, he unfortunately is a perpetual bear. Yeah.
Santander sends out a note and this is just really just
received by people in the UK, your money. This is a section
one B of the what we would call fly crap. So it's very, very
fine print. Any money held for you in an account with Santander
UK PLC will be held in its capacity as a bank and not as a
trustee. In accordance with FSA requirements, that's their their
their SEC, their regulatory oversight. douchebags, we are
obliged to notify you that the client money rules on money do
not apply to a banking consolidation directive, also
known as a BCD. In relation to deposits within the meaning of
the BCD held by that institution, as a result, the
money will not be held within the client money rules of the
FSA. In other words, if if we need to get bailed out, and the
government says you have to hear is a banking consolidation
directive, they will take your money, which is held as a bank
and not as a trustee of your money. In fact, you don't even
own your money. If you really look at it objectively. you
given your money to the bank, and you just have a login
screen. Got was a password,
you idiots, and thanks for the consideration.
I mean, are they trying to force a run on the banks, John? I
mean, is this suppose is this this is some huge Bitcoin
conspiracy. I mean,
look at the conspiracy side of this, I would say this is an
attempt to get only European I would suspect, especially with
Christine Lagarde somehow in the deal. I was suspected this has
to do with us. And this is another, you know, we've been
propping up our own stock market and the banks and everything
else, by essentially shaking the trees of other nations and
saying, look, look, you're gonna lose all your money over there,
bring it over to here, we got stocks, there's good deals on
some stocks, and we got banks that are safe, and they're
insured by the FDIC. And so, and there isn't a flow right now,
which is why the Euro is going down and the dollar is going up.
There is an inward flow of cash into the United States. And I
would suspect that this is all part of a grand scheme, which
benefits us because we're not going to have this situation
there won't be any stories about I mean, there'll be the one or
two and the phone call will come in and you know, why did you
make that? That's bullshit. But wait a minute. Wait, what? Tell
me who's making this phone call
someone? To whom? To the reporter who says that this can
happen here?
Oh, yeah, no. ixnay on the anchor on Bay,
right here because we want to make it look like we're Ultra
safe there may be actually what to be on the lookout for or
stories just the opposite kind of story where it makes us look
like we're pristine. We're the place you should put your money
our banks would never do that. Besides we're insured by the
FDIC for all kinds of money and you can just have different
accounts if you have a million dollars but 100,000 here 100,000
There spread it
around it's actually 250 member that got 50
And so but spread it around you get in and by putting in a bunch
of different banks which Jim Rogers also advocated and
well this this by the way is a my Israeli friends name I should
say my Jewish friends that would be more accurate in Amsterdam
taught me 20 years was almost 30 years ago. Always have your your
money in different banks in different countries. Of course,
I never listened to him. But I've never had enough like hey,
can I put my 10 euros here
so anyway that is a good policy but not in right now. There's
gonna be there shaking the trees because you don't want your
money in any European bank you went like that Mr. Oil did he
just had to steal his money at his own money from the bank and
get out of town but he got it he got it posted and I guaranteed
before all said and done it'll be it'll be scattered around
American banks. This is a this is one of our this is why we're
so good at this stuff. I admire these kinds of plays. And this
is I'm assuring you that this is what's going on.
Oh, hold on a second. Let me all right talk.
This is a great day for America. Everywhere. It's gonna boost our
crappy economy.
Bring your money here, bring your huddled masses bring your
tired and your weak Dollars and Euros and yen and shekels and
bring them over here. We're safe. By the by the way, just by
the by. So we're we've advanced to the next stage of Ms.
Mickey's green card. Oh, yeah. So the next so she's done. Yeah.
So then update due to due to the next stage is now she has her
biometric appointment, which is also new in the process. But
this is another $1,000.07 $1,000.70 $1,070. Now,
after always each draw
this is just the same as those airports scan on a car rental
car, they just gouging the public. Well, here's what's
funny going well,
here's what I wanted to say about that. So if you look at
truly the American dream, right, and that and I know, we all
know, it's mac and cheese, according to the President Obama
and just getting by and retiring with some dignity, and adding
some some tuna to your mac and cheese. And so you kids can have
a better life, whatever. But it used to be your huddled masses,
you come to Ellis Island. You know, you get registered and
then you come in. And you know, if you were just willing to
pound the pavement, there's so many proverbs, so many sayings
about the American Dream that you could be like that guy, you
could have that house, you could drive that car you could have
this is not my beautiful wife. This is not my beautiful car.
How did I get here? So you can you can have all that. But
what's happened is because of this, now, Department of
Homeland Security, no wonder we have illegals. I know people who
have gotten married, they're in love. They're in Texas, and
they're in their spouse, you know, they want to go to the
green card, but they can't because it's a minimum of
$7,000. And that's worth a shot just for paperwork. Well, that's
what the crappy lawyer who will charge you like 1500 Yeah, but
that it's every single stage and you know, and they're laughing
at you like, oh, $420 Let's see if they notice the 420. Yeah,
why does it take $1,000 More than $1,000 to review a form
that I filled out? Why does it take another $1,000 to look at
the paperwork that I've supplied to support that? Hey, why? I
mean, that is it takes someone who works I
mean, he's making some good money, right? But
so no wonder people if you have a family of five, and you know,
and it's all individual paperwork, you can't like put on
I've got these three kids. No, no, each kid has the forms. Each
kid has the paperwork. Each kid has the check, you got to sign
so you want to bring your family over. No one has $20,000 That's
why they're coming in illegally. I think a lot of people like if
just make it I don't mind paperwork, but the money it's
crazy, John, it's crazy. There's something no one's talking about
this. We are well your thank you. That's what we do. And
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And we welcome to new titles in our peerage as we've done some
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Baronet of Treasure Valley, Ohio, very proud to have him
taking over that protectorates
at Idaho or Ohio.
I'm sorry, was it it was Idaho, wasn't it? Now you've confused
me? Can you check it out? I'm
gonna check it as we speak to you Don't screw it. I'm
giving him both. If there's a Treasure Valley in Ohio, he's
getting he got that one to Idaho. Maybe I'm wrong. And
Michael Miller, become Sir Michael Miller becomes the vie
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have vi count Michael Miller of Marin. And we have Baronet AJ
rice, that of Treasure Valley. And we we would like all of the
human resources with those protectorates to say hi to them
when you see him walking around.
Yeah, well, it'd be identifiable with a pin. We did get a note
from one of our big anonymous donors in New York City. And I
just a couple note, it's a big note with none of his anonymous
written all over, but I do have to mention a couple things I
want to from the note, it's not that we wanted to read out loud.
He does say ask you a question. Would you mind going through
your entire list of entertainment industrial complex
on this show? You I love a comprehensive list to avoid when
I make it with my screenwriting career. And where does Sean Penn
fit in? Considering he accepted Bill Clinton's bribery money? I
think it was. I think he extorted Bill Clinton. So I I'd
like the guy now
I would like to say yes, and I think we both agreed on that I
had there's an extra little tidbit about Bill Clinton and
Haiti. That popped in today. Yeah, yes. Congratulations,
Heineken. $40 million investment by Heineken to upgrade and
expand their Haitian brewery, which includes investment in
regional programs that will help build the capacity of small
holder farms. The announcement was made after Heineken made a
$15 million Clinton Global Initiative commitment.
He had to bribe Clinton to get the license. Is that believable?
And that guy's too much? Yeah.
It's like, hey, hey, you wanna you want to license free? Get
some Haitians, they know how to make beer. Make him I want to be
nice. To my CGI. Hillary comes around,
she'll be taken over when I'm done. So I saw him on the health
thing if he just looks terrible. Anyway, one more thing from this
note, he says one thing the show is missing. And and this is not
true, by the way. And we've talked about this before our
solutions. You mentioned all these things. But what can the
average and a listener do to help thwart the security state
of the security state walls that are closing in on us? Well,
first of all, we're not advocates except I'm an advocate
of the wealth tax. But besides that, we're generally speaking
we're just news analysts, and we don't really necessarily have
solutions. Knowledge is power
by speeds and ammo and shortwave radios. If we
were with those other guys, that's what by sees there's your
solution, but seeds, overprice seeds
heirloom seeds by Bitcoin I think spend bitcoin.com now
points to us. I'm not mistaken good. Let me just since we don't
accept it. And mac and cheese life I think is also mac and
cheese life.com Let me just make sure that's Oh, wow, nice page.
Check it out. Cookies life go to mac and cheese. life.com. Okay,
now this is nice. This is a whole page
Hey Mack she's life not calm good work she's life just
getting by the new American Dream Thanks Obama
you know you identified this early on but this whole mac and
cheese thing it's it's rampant man it's like it's out of
control really is it's so obvious that we're that we're
crashing and burning so you know there's your that's really your
your protection for you know the police state stock up on mac and
cheese. God Yeah. Everyone wants release at the market. They've
got vegan mac and cheese. is everyone's on the mac and
cheese. does that even work? We I don't know.
They make they're making soy into the soy cheese and cheese
noodle. Yeah, that's exactly right. Boy, that's gotta be
Gosh, awful. Yeah, as you probably know, dairy. What a
concept.
Once you're gonna do a mac and cheese recipe for the newsletter
is still on
the list of things to do. It will be done shortly. It'd be in
one of the newsletters. Experimenting with the different
versions so I can really nail it. You want to have a lot of
butter by the way.
What's weird? Is that we need butter. Is that really the? Is
that is that the big secret?
It's not as much of a secret. I think I'm gonna make it this
way. I'm going to make a really buttery beychevelle sauce. And
then into that I'm going to melt some some like six month old or
one year old has to be an American cheese so probably be a
tilam. UK and melt that in there. And then I'll put in some
cooked elbow macaroni which is the key to classic Magnum
cheese. And that would be but it has to be probably I don't want
to go with whole wheat. Because I think that no no, that's
that's pan.
It misses the point hipster and he's too hipster so I would get
off I just find a good Italian elbow macaroni and then use that
with this patient milk cheese mixture. And the salt and
pepper. You're good to go. No, don't overdo the spice.
Now Batian. Mel would I'm not familiar with this cheese.
No. Baisha mill is not a cheese bacon mills of white sauce.
Well, where's the cheese?
I said, Tell them a cheese.
Kilo mark. Not only am I not familiar with it, I've never
even heard about this.
Oh yeah, it's very famous. Tell them a cheddar is a very famous
American style cheddar. There's also Wisconsin ones that are is
good or some better and there's Vermont Cabot would be a good
one. But I'm thinking tilam oak is that's good. Because it's the
rubbery style that you really want to get that mac and cheese
mouthfeel
and we'll have the real yellow evil look to
sell in fact, yeah. might even add some you know, somebody
might want to add some Tumeric to the patient's mustard make it
Tumeric or Tumeric tumeric. And so do you think that we could
powderized this and we could box it up and package it
just be turned into a package because I think this is a
product I think food companies when you're if you've ever been
in the business, there are food companies there are good called
food manufacturing services. And you find these guys they bottle
stuff for you. You give them a recipe they make salad dressing
and they put your label on it and then they give it a pallets
full of stuff and stay and then they always when they do that
they always say good luck. The very end when they give you all
the stuff then you gotta get into distribution somehow.
Wait a minute. They give you all the stuff you need. And they say
a good luck, buddy. Is that what they say? Pretty
much yeah, that's pretty much the motto. So it's like here
here's your crappy salad dressing. I don't know what
you're gonna do with it ends up a canned food warehouse
obviously where everything eventually goes through
it right. Canned food warehouse. Yeah, well but I don't think you
want I think you want to license your recipe to you know to craft
or something.
I don't think Kraft cares enough to license anything. They get
their food technicians they go in the back room and they make
this goop and they sell for dollar
goop. Hey, how's that goop coming?
Your slaves can get used to Mac and Cheese, cheese macaroni and
cheese melted together mac and
cheese mac and cheese mac and cheese. Just so you know we were
on the tip on the mac and cheese tip anyone who tells you
otherwise is full of crap because we are the guardians of
reality such as I think I call this one if you want to roll out
the red book. I'm pretty sure I said exactly this but only after
the trail group cold and a million dollar reward was
offered. Well tonight some of the donors who promised to pony
up their backing out and it's not if anyone will actually get
whatever reward remains
a month and a half after that California gun battle involving
a former la police officer a $100,000. But
she's such an idiot she can't even read a million on the
teleprompter award
for his arrest and conviction is being withdrawn. In February
Christopher Dorner was wanted for the killing of four people
including a riverside police officer. He was on the run for
10 days. Then on February 12, Dorner was finally located holed
up in a cabin near Big Bear Mountain Lake. The cabin caught
fire and officials say Dorner killed himself as officers
closed in on him. Two claims have been made on the reward but
because Dorner was dead before capture. The city of Riverside
says the criteria for getting the money was not met. That's
exactly what I
said. Yeah, no, this whole thing was a big scam. And of course
the no one's gonna give anyone any money over this thing. No,
and by the way, you know, I bring this up once in a while
brought up on the Leo show. And it was like that Leo show.com
And it was like you know, the curious thing about that always
got me to it which you the one you picked up on this is we
after the guy did cabin burns to the ground that guy's is turned
into a crispy critter. He's just completely ruined. Yeah. And
they did you couldn't even identify him really right away.
And then they roll out the guns he had there and the guns are in
pristine condition. Yes, I saw I saw one mark on any of them.
And and you know, so this is funny and coincidental. Maybe
not that you bring this up? Because on the very day that
President Obama does this whole thing in the White House about
you know, we don't want to take away your guns but we you know,
this is common sense. Common sense is just common sense. We
can't let crazy people have guns common sense. Common sense.
Common sense measures. 90% of Americans agree and the majority
of gun owners 90% majority agree agree agree before if I've done
this everybody agrees no crazy people should have guns like
people have were in the fence T shirts or and you didn't know
crazy people have guns on the same day. All of a sudden, we
get the search warrants released about all the nutty stuff that
was in Adam lenses home. Did you see this thing? No. Oh my god.
Oh, it's I mean, and everyone has their own version of it. I
could have gone I could have clipped stuff for days, which I
didn't do. Well, just a wrap up. Yeah, no, I'm gonna give you a
wrap up and then I'm going to give you you know, so here's,
here's the main thing that that bugged me about this, is they
have this whole list and then I have in the show notes, you'll
find the actual copy of the search warrant and, and all of
the items it's just it's taught his like, just tons and tons of
items that are found in the in his home, including, you know,
like, Bogot of things like an NRA certificate, which you can
print out from the website you know, what does an NRA
certificate even mean? He had pictures and prescriptions and
subscriptions and just it goes on and on and on and a check
from his mom for a C 183 firearm which no one really even knows
what that is. Here we go. Receipts and emails documenting
firearm ammunition and Shooting Supplies 16 day planner pads
from nightstand. Verizon wireless cellular phone bill
books from master bedroom closet, blue folder labeled guns
containing receipts and paperwork and other firearm
related paperwork. school related paperwork email re
gunbroker.com One visa platinum debit card, printed photographs
miscellaneous handwriting paper Sandy Hook report card all all
of this stuff including samurai swords and and now that actually
highlights some stuff in bold so the presstitutes can see that
oh, I'm supposed to be
walked into my office and did the same call. Well, my ISDN
modem cool them why? What was he planning? You went USB speakers?
Oh no. Those can be used Bluetooth speakers. Why did he
have both?
That's funny because I was thinking I was actually thinking
to myself, God, I hope no one ever goes into John's office.
Oh my God, he's got to have these. Train whistles. Why to
what was he up to? It? Well,
let's spot the things we could have found in John's office
exhibit 6044 pieces of paper with miscellaneous writings.
Miscellaneous writings. Exhibit 6061 paperback book type. to
train your brain to get happy with pages tabbed off, whoa Here
we go. John, this could have been in your office seven
journals with miscellaneous drawings journal authored by
Ryan Lanza. Interesting that I won't have Yeah. Box of
miscellaneous photographs of family holiday card containing
Bank of America check for six to made out to Adam, last
point of this what is wrong with these people? Here's what's
reported. These idiots. We won't report on anything and then
they're reporting on the guy will having a uncashed check.
But
here's here's the thing that I found interesting. No display.
Typically, law enforcement does a big display. It's certainly if
there's a bunch of weapons. So he had a gun safe and he had
samurai swords, and he had a BB gun. He had all kinds of stuff.
And he had the table of crap. No.
Well, well, because it doesn't exist,
I think. Yes, that might be I, I would buy
that. So So listen to the presstitutes on CNN, like
jumps to mind. With Adam Lanza had a gun safe in his room and
all of these guns and ammunition. Why was he allowed
to have? Why was he allowed to possess such things? If he was
such a troubled young man? Oh, the
war on crazy? That is the question that we've been asking
that they want. And then that is they've been asking from day
one. What
did his mother know? When did she know it? Did anyone? Was
anyone else aware of this? Like five questions? Yes. Now, this
cooperating witness appears to have had knowledge because
according to you, they have a witness, they have a witness who
has the list of these documents now released, this person told
authorities about the gun safe. And about that he was an avid
gamer in this kind of thing. So
and this kind of thing. That is how we report facts on CNN.
So if you have a gun safe, and you're a gamer, you report to
authorities. Yeah, this is like I guess it's like the father of
the of the crotch bomber who immediately because his son was
a little bit, you know, believed that it was jihad. He went and
turned him into the CIA who did nothing is that the same kind of
bull crap, which, you know, didn't happen at all.
I didn't number 86. Look me in the eye my life with Asperger's
book, born on a blue day inside the mind of an autistic savant
book, who they should see my books, Chase. I hope no one
looks at my books.
He was an avid gamer in this kind of thing. So how many
people knew about this now they are protecting the name of this
individual? Why good reason. Police say that good reason and
wonder what
reason? Well, if you shut up for a second, he's dead.
He'll tell you are protecting the name of this individual. For
good reason. Police say they want to protect him his safety.
They don't want his name to come out. So they're not releasing
it. Yeah,
that's it. Yeah. Because
it's such. And these people report just read it right off to
tell a pro by the way, that when you said that she couldn't read
a million, I'm guessing. Because I know that the people that run,
you know, do the writing. Sometimes they get burped, they
know she can't read numbers. So they probably put a million in
00 zeros. As opposed to writing one o n e m i l i o n, which is
what you do. There's no way you're gonna say 100,000 100,000
when the words are 1 million, right? Yeah, they put zeros,
zeros. Exactly. So I put a bunch of zeros on there and you got
confused.
So here's here's so so this is no coincidence obviously that it
is national gun, give up your gun day or whatever, or week or
month or whatever. We have the President saying we haven't
forgotten nine nine out of 10 Americans agree and the majority
of gun owners which is some bull crap statistic and I don't know
this is everyone's repeating this now it's common sense. You
don't want to be bellicose nine out of 10 four to five dens the
whole it's over and over again. Okay, we get it. But then now
this this is there's this Sandy Hook mom. And she remember the
blog post back in it must have been January. I am a sandy hook
mom. You probably don't remember. Vaguely vaguely. So
she comes on the Lawrence O'Donnell Show. As one of the
guy Yeah, but but she is saying stuff that I that met that does
not connect at all with anything we've been told
Newtown Connecticut. In New Town today residents protested
outside of the National Shooting Sports Foundation, which is one
of the largest gun lobbies in the country. Have you ever heard
of
this the National Shooting Sports Foundation?
No, I haven't. It doesn't mean they don't exist. Well, it but
he's saying it's one of The largest gun lobbies in the
nation. And
it happens to be headquartered in New Town just three miles
away from Sandy Hook.
Are you shitting? Me? This is made up. This makes no sense.
Okay, let's bring in this mom and listen to her account, which
is just chilling and but it makes no sense. There's too many
survivors. There were no witnesses and my head is
spinning Elementary
School. Joining me now for an exclusive interview. One of
today's protesters, Susan Ludwick, the mother of two
children who were at Sandy Hook Elementary School, the day of
the shooting. Susan, thank you for joining us tonight. I just
want to make clear the audience your children survived that day.
Tell us what it was like when you arrived at the school and
saw children being carried out with bullet wounds?
Yeah, that's correct. I have I have four children and two of my
kids were at Sandy Hook that day. One is six. And she's in
first grade and one is seven. And she's in second grade. And
the day on December 14, I was headed into school to I was
supposed to be making gingerbread houses at my
daughter's in my daughter's first grade class. But on the
way to school, about a half a mile from the school. I saw
another parent from the class in the middle of the road. And she
was with four of those boys that escaped. And she said to me,
something's really wrong. These boys are saying somebody's
trying to kill them. So I
said, let me just stop you. Do you? Have you ever heard of four
boys who escaped? And that hurt hurt? Her two kids also escaped
and they were in the classes that were where kids were
killed. I thought we had like one survivor.
No, no, no, don't you remember that one report where the four
kids sat on the girl that was six that was sick. They were on
the front? No,
no, no. But that was not for boys. This is different kids,
John, just keep listening. This is not
rushed over to the school. And I parked my car there. And I
started to go inside. And there were a couple of police started
to go inside or stare at the time. And they wouldn't let me
in the school. So I stayed in that parking lot. And I waited.
No one everyone was sent over to the firehouse, they were not
allowed to wait in that parking lot
for things to happen. As I waited more and more police cars
came and with rifles and whatnot. And as I waited,
finally one of the police officers came out. And he was
carrying one of my daughter's Daisy friends in his arms. And
she had long brown hair, just like my daughters. And I had to
look very hard to make sure it wasn't my daughter, but it
wasn't. But she had a gun shot wound her head. And
now this no one this is not the kids were left inside. They were
taken out in the dark of night. No one was taken out. And she
can identify the kid. She was she just walked right up. And
excuse me, let me identify this kid that you're carrying out
with a gunshot wound to the head. This is pretty new
information to me
all over her midriff. And he held her there until he could
get her to an ambulance. And I waited and at that point I
thought you know, maybe this is just
we heard the coroner, the chief medical examiner say that he
that no one was taken to the hospital early. They were all
left in the building. No, no kid was put in an ambulance, you
know,
crazy parent. And then the second child came out and she
was the sole survivor from the other class. And she was
absolutely head to toe covered in blood and flesh. Just hanging
on her whole body and her
weave
we can go back you can you play we did. What was it? What was
the quote about angry parent? Yeah,
I know, I caught that too. She's a thought it was an angry parent
at first very hard
to make sure it wasn't my daughter, but it wasn't. But she
had a gun shot wound her head and blood all over her midriff.
And he held her there until he could get her. And I waited. And
at that point, I thought you know, maybe this is just you
know, crazy parent. And then the second child came out and she
was
interesting.
You know, coming out.
Yeah, but that's interesting. You say that? Because why would
she think it's just a crazy parent? Because apparently
that's crazy parents there. Maybe there's something crazy
going on in town.
But the whole thing this story is terrible. I mean, I thought
we weren't going to revisit it because all it does is confuses
more everything that comes up crops up about this thing. And
then the whole this nssf.org Yeah, which is essentially it's
not really a National Shooting Sports Foundation. It is a gun.
It is it's a lobby organization for gun manufacturers. From what
I can tell, and it's you know, it's just another one of many
it's not a big deal. And what was the point of all Donald
bringing it up?
Well, this was a national national the President wants to
take away your gun day.
This was this whole thing isn't working for him. This is like
you know the same thing with the post office every time It comes
up to try to screw over the post office, as we discussed earlier,
the law, every single member of event of whatever, except for
one or two members of Congress have these constituents that
rely on the post office to get their checks or to do something
or other and they can they can't vote anything against the post
office even cut backs on Saturday. They can't do it,
because they will get voted out.
Here's what I'm worried about, though, John. You know, so. So
there's two things we have this with this gun thing is not
working, and it's just not working. You know, it's just,
it's, yeah, they're gonna Well, slowly, we're gonna get to the
you're crazy. And therefore, you can't have a gun. You can't
drive. You can't be on the street. You can't be around
children. You can't have alcohol, you can just basically
stay indoors and be crazy with your walker.
I watch a lot of TV and buy seeds.
Yeah, and Morse code all you can. And then you take into, you
know, like a North Korea like, Oh, we're gonna bomb Austin.
Hahaha. And of course, you know, no one's buying this anymore.
Which means you're gonna have to light something off pretty soon.
That's the part that makes no yeah, that's what I
wear within two years. What did you say? You think it's gonna be
in the next two weeks? Or?
We were talking about that? Yeah, yeah. And worries me and
now I gotta light something off to remind people that it can be
real dangerous out there. Yeah. And I'm I'm thinking it would
make most sense because we have the movie Olympus. Olympus Has
Fallen. You know, that's the North Korea movie, which is out
apparently. I mean, the movie is out.
And you know, it's not I don't know if it's doing good business
or not. Well, let's
take a look. A limb pose has fallen a box office. Let's take
a look. See how it's done. Low. The Croods. And by your box
office five reasons Olympus Has Fallen deserve to brag. Oh,
looks like they've done okay. White House and achieved 30
million so far.
For the last eight years. The headline its biggest box office
surprise. Yeah.
Not to not to people who listen to this podcast.
This is true.
So they're gonna make their money on that. Yeah, we know
what's interesting about that movie Written by two complete
novices. I was researching this the other day, I was trying to
find something. So first of all, the actor is a producer. That's
always you know, I think this is this guy is the new Clooney.
Clunies new Gerard Butler is new. He's a new guy in town for
the CIA game. So he got you know, if you take a movie like
this, it's got big names in it. It's got you know, what's his
face? Morgan Freeman. It's got you know, Gerard Butler himself.
I mean, it's got big names. It has a big budget that they shot
in Louisiana. So they know that's real mainstream. That's
where all the big big movies go. But this guy does look like a
douche bag to the to writings, the screenplay. unknowns have
written no other movie. You can you can look it up on IMDb, the
director. His biggest claim to fame is music videos. He's
really a music video director, if anything. If he had one other
movie, which I had not heard of, yeah, everyone's done two
movies, whatever. But, you know, no blockbusters, like a
Hollywood blockbuster Clooney level movie. And, you know, and
it's the president in the White House. And so, this feels like
we may have to have a scare in Washington for the North Korea
thing to to take hold. That's kind of the prophecy. There
have to be North Korea. I mean, they they made it you know, it's
I don't know if this getting any any trial, they gotta get
something that gets traction, where it's always being talked
about, oh, everybody's talking about this. How could this
happen? How could the CIA dropped
the ball again, right, we need something fresh. And so
it's got to be something completely off the wall. So I
think it might be,
you know, please don't let it be Austin, please. No, this is not
mentioning Austin.
So maybe Austin is a target. Maybe they're trying to get rid
of Bobby.
Nah, no, I don't think it's that I think it's we need a new
method. Don't you think there will be something like that?
That will be okay, let Okay, here's the real here's the
moneymaker, the moneymaker is in detection devices, at airports,
and eventually at parks ballparks and football stadiums
and all the rest, right? So we have to have something happen
that got by all these detectors. So yeah, right. It was a new
detector, right? So we need a new detector that has to come
back into play or come into play. I don't know what it would
be because I think they've shot their wad on X rays. The
millimeter wave thing is, could be improved upon? I don't know.
I don't know, either. But, of course, we
don't know, because we're not planning
where we can be constructed. Once it does happen, we can
deconstruct
it afterwards, we can kind of say that something's going to
happen, and it's going to be it probably in the next 30 days,
for sure, I would be shocked. Yeah,
they're gonna like something else. I agree, they're gonna
like something off and it's gonna suck.
They may put, I think there's there's also the possibility of
a stalling tactic, which is one of those FBI setups, where they
find some idiot, and they talk him into phoning a number that
would blow up the Bank of America building or is or the
Eiffel Tower or something from a distance. And then they make a
big scene about how they arrested this would be terrorist
and he's, you know, he's an American. That then that puts it
off so you can go there planning something more elaborate? I
don't know.
Is there a code word Austin or something?
Oh, that could be
you know what I mean, it's like this gotta be
say Austin to initiate a series of of events that go on their
own because every nobody's really communicating with each
other. Just wait for the code word. Take a beat. And I advise
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for free in HD. Rubicon
is that for you? You can get that on on the Amazon's now,
the Amazon Prime free videos is they got the whole series in HD.
And if you ever if you have the Amazons Prime's
right. So, anyway, so that that show has elements like what
we're discussing in it
well, if anyone has any thoughts about code word, Austin it feels
like like this to me it feels like they would this was in a
movie. You know what I mean? Like someone said project Austin
or Austin Powers I don't know I just I have your sorry. I mean,
we agree that this whole we're targeting Awesome. That's code.
But what is it?
Yes, definitely code I believe you type in code word Austin,
nothing comes out. No, no secret codes. The code word? No, no.
No. What the work guy
running South by Southwest I don't know. Maybe has something
to do with the zip code. Because he because he maybe deconstruct
the zip codes. You get some some? Well,
there's a number of zip codes here. It's true. 787 is pretty
much 7870 something
787 Boeing 787
There's no is there. Oh, that could be the Dreamliner
Dreamliner crashes
that's my job. Okay. Wait a minute. So the zip code is 787.
So but in order for it to Okay, well, it's a 787 going to crash
because threatened to crash and it'll be like terrorist bombers
terrorists, terrorists,
terrorists, right. Yeah. Okay. I think we should stop there while
we're ahead.
Yes. The stop there anyway. Meanwhile, we
brought back the other CIA asset now we bring you some late new
I'm sorry. I forgot to mention Diane's drunk again. Now we
bring in some little late news. We bring you some late news.
ringing up youth and bring bring bringing bringing you where's my
pills?
And now we bring you some late news reports that a US Army
veteran from Phoenix Arizona is under arrest tonight and charged
with joining forces with al Qaeda taking up arms in Syria.
Who Could this man be ABCs David Kerley has that Eric Haroon made
no secret of what he was just
remember this guy? No, this is the American jihadi that we
talked about, who all of a sudden was over there. He was
supposed to be a drone target. United States citizen. But
there's a twist to it. So he's he was over fighting Bashar Al
Assad with al Qaeda. And but, but it gets picked up on a new
meme
he's doing in Syria. He posted it on Facebook helicopter shot
down the former US
Army soldier who served between 2000 Remember, we looked at his
Facebook page. This is the
oh yeah, this guy.
But he's here to propagate a new mean 2000 Facebook
agent because it was Facebook, the Facebook Facebook page at
Facebook. jihadi was fighting against the Syrian regime, but
he was fighting with a group that US considers terrorists.
Then we the Phoenix man entered Syria. In January, and he
quickly linked up without nostra or al Qaeda in Iraq. US
officials interviewed him more than once when he returned to
Turkey to acquire weapons and according to the complaint filed
against him ready for it. He admitted he was involved in
several battles get ready, but yesterday when Haroon flew here
to the Washington DC area, FBI agents arrested him at the
airport Why did they arrest him today he was in court.
Charlotte Saad Your days are numbered Haroon told
FBI agents he was part of a RPG team rocket propelled grenades
and knew the group that he was with was designated as terrorist
tonight the charges against him using that RPG which the
government calls a weapon of mass destruction outside the
United States. An RPG is now a weapon of mass destruction, you
see, but the hidden in this report is that he picked it up
in Turkey. David Kerley ABC News, Washington.
And the father of a former US soldier now charged with
conspiring with al Qaeda in Iraq, as he fought in Syria says
that his son is no terrorist. In fact, he says that his son, Eric
Haroon is a hero for fighting alongside serious opposition.
The FBI arrested Haroon on Tuesday near Dulles Airport in
Virginia. They charged him with conspiring to use a weapon of
mass destruction outside of the United States, specifically a
rocket propelled grenades.
But it was illegal use it here is that what he's saying? And I
ended up getting this report. weapon of mass destruction by
the way, just a one little throwback again. Yeah, I have
two clips. Yeah,
yeah, let's do it.
Homeland attack, play it 2009 2009. When
intelligence to the head of the CIA, they were all in agreement.
Listen. What is the likelihood of another terrorist attempted
attack on the US homeland in the next three to six months? high
or low? Director Blair?
An attempted attack the priority is certain I would say, Mr.
Panetta, I would agree with that. Mr. Molar
agree. General Burgess. Agree. Mr. dinger? Yes. Just chilling
to hear those words. Me Well, chilling to hear those
words. And then we have another report the same year on mass
destruction. Same theme where the public Okay,
shall we? Let's do the like the way back sound? Here we go.
Okay, take us back. Oh, hello, John, can you play the harp?
Being here,
great beer.
Let's start with your assessment actually 14 months ago, is there
any doubt in your mind and I'll begin with you Senator Graham,
but either of you that the threat remains as you assessed
it, then that within the next four years, it is likely or more
likely than not that some terrorist somewhere in the world
will use a weapon of mass destruction.
If anything, the odds that we gave a year ago which was more
likely than not have probably gone up
on us they sit anywhere in the world. So that totally explains
us why this guy kind of whether this was either we ask him what
a firecracker
often you get a weapon. But what's kind of interesting about
this report is the is a year another year they bring up which
is kind of fits in with the Austin meme
in the past 14 months. That is it is higher than just a
straight, slightly more than 5050. Or that someplace on
Earth, a terrorist group, we use a weapon of mass destruction
between now and the end of 2013. And the reason for that is that
accessibility, particularly of biological materials has
increased. The sophistication of al Qaeda, as we saw on Christmas
Day, has become if anything greater and more diffused. We
believe that the risk is real and growing. And this was a
unanimous fine, and will reduce will reach a probability by
around 2030. And of course, we don't have Intel telling us the
attacks gonna occur in 2013. But if you look at the trend lines,
it's a short term risk. That's that was our point. This is not
the next generation that has to worry about Trend Lines briefly.
What do you mean? Well, although we're doing things, we're making
progress in particular areas as a government and with allies,
they are active also. And it's like we're running but they're
running faster.
Alright, so let's take one of the F that I think made everyone
the most nervous, which was that a system still hadn't been
developed to respond quickly to a buyer, bioterror attack. Are
you talking about what preventing mass casualties? What
do you mean by that? Oh,
first we mean deterrence. The reality is that if a terrorist
gains access to a biological weapon, they're going to ask
themselves where can we use this weapon to the greatest effect?
So the degree to which you are prepared respond to it becomes a
significant amount of your deterrence that it will not be
used against you. But if you are attacked, the adequacy of your
response capabilities could reduce the number of casualties
into the 1000s, not the 10s or hundreds of 1000s and therefore
make it something less than a mass destructive event.
So Senator talent, what is missing in that area? What
hasn't been,
unfortunately, about everything is missing. I mean, we've not
stockpiled the countermeasures. We didn't even have enough
vaccines for h one n one was six months notice. We don't have a
plan systems for distributing the countermeasures in the event
of an attack, which many cities won't know whether an attack has
occurred, we don't have the devices to tell us that we don't
have the capacity to clean up afterwards. I mean, this is why
I became an F because every link in the chain of response, we
call it, you know, a chain with links is inadequate. And there's
really no reason for that the chairman might
come up with a new word here, it's called a chain with links
to call it a link chain is to point
out correctly, this is something we can do on our own. And we
really don't need international partners to do it. And we
shouldn't be doing
it. So why hasn't it happened?
It hasn't happened. I think first because there's been a
tendency to want to deny the existence, people view, a
biological attack as seven letters sent in October of 2001.
That was a terrible thing. But in scale, it was much less than
a mass destruction. What we're talking about is a terrorist,
putting a slurry of anthrax in the back of a truck with a
dispensing device, which makes it almost invisible, driving it
through a major American city, and potentially affecting
hundreds of 1000s of people. That's the scale that we think
we're going to be dealing with unless we take some immediate
action to raise our barriers against the attack or to be able
to reduce consequence. Our establishments are used to the
nuclear threats. So new new administration's hit the ground
running, and we gave the Obama administration pretty good
grades and nuclear, but they're very slow to recognize bio. And
it was true for Clinton, it was true for Bush and unfortunately,
it's true for Obama. We've been trying to get a tell them for
the last year that they that they need to mount the learn
learning curve more quickly.
Get those Senator talent, give them a more mixed set of grades
on steps that would prevent guys good
enough. So how
about UT biological weapons,
biological weapons. That also if you notice, there's a lot of
buzz around the anthrax vaccine that they're giving and they're
trying it out on kids and all the rest of in testing the
vaccine for anthrax, like off the wall, if anything ever was
you know, how
many how many people have emailed me that they have been
tested that they have received in the service? They've received
anthrax vaccine and that they they have weird effects.
Yeah, that's the problem with the anthrax vaccine. So this
whole scheme, you know, relies on a sketchy vaccine. That's,
that's harmful, apparently. And I don't know. Maybe they're
tweaking it. I have no idea but they're testing now that they're
testing it on kids. I have to assume that they they're getting
closer to something that they think oh, let me tell you this,
but I'll tell you this get a lot of anthrax vaccinations. If
there's some anthrax attack takes place
Supriya we just need Supriyo and it was called Supriyo.
I don't know. I think we discussed this years ago.
Yeah, Cipro Cipro. Is that what it's called? Cipro? Cipro?
Cipro? Yeah, well, look, if they decide to light off some anthrax
crap here in Austin, I'd be very angry.
It wouldn't be at no Austin is the code word. It's not the
target.
Okay, thank you.
Also would be the code where he would never be the target. Cuz
Austin and besides that, like you said, there's every other
retired spook and our together kind of guy lives. They're not
gonna,
we're not gonna we're not going to poop on our own nest people.
That's not going to happen. But it's a great code word for 787.
We'll see. We'll see.
Well, you definitely have Yes, Cipro selection and so trachsel.
Treats infections also treats anthrax infection after
exposure. So what you want to do is get some of this stuff.
Cipro, right, yes, Cipro Cipro flight flux acid,
you can basically you can have, your doctor can bring can get
that for you. They use it for like, bladder infections, I
think Cipro but, you know, you'd probably get some seeds,
some seeds, just a floral quinoa alone, which is associated with
an increased risk of tendinitis and tendon rupture in all ages.
This risk is further increased in older patients 60 or older,
and patients take Getting corticosteroid drugs and in
patients with kidney heart or lung transplants well may
exacerbate muscle weakness in persons with my third visit bla
bla bla, avoid Cipro and patients with known history of
myasthenia gravis to reduce the development of drug resistant
bacteria and maintain the effectiveness of Cipro and
several oral suspensions and other antibacterial.
I'm telling you that UT has a lot of bio weapon awards and
work going on. I'm just Googling around. Yeah, bioweapon watchdog
seeks suspension of University of Texas eligibility for federal
bio defense research funds, anthrax and Tueller tularemia,
bio weapons bungling in Texas was a while ago who gives a
crap,
I wonder what they're, if you're going to target some pathetic,
you know, sucker, some pathetic population that you think you
could get away with pulling off a stunt to get the public all
worked up again, because they're getting apparently lazy.
It's got to be something that goes boom, because the other
stuff people just don't carry. If you can't see it, if it's
like, I don't think it's gonna be some invisible thing. This is
not scary enough, it has to go boom, it has to be an IEE D,
this is kind of what we've been talking about. Yeah, but
IEDs are there you're going to do much as much damage as
it doesn't have to as long as it goes, boom. And we can classify
it as a weapon of mass destruction. So maybe an RPG
someone can shoot an RPG to 787. Now you're talking to weapon of
mass destruction at a 787 codename Austin.
That's that's a deconstruction, I would subscribe to as as one
of many possibilities. And that would do it. And then we've
already got the RPG brought into the mainstream media with this
joker stooge that was in fighting against the side. And
now he's arrested by the FBI. And obviously, we'll be we won't
hear about him for a while. I saw it. Yeah. And so he, you
know, so we've introduced the weapon as a weapon of mass
destruction. And, yeah, it could be something that's that would
make sense. Okay.
I have one more that would get people's attention. And the way
they
have to do it if they're going to do it, right. So they don't
really kill a bunch of people's they have to have a fake
itinerary of people on the plane. But really, there's
nobody on the planet who have a
different have a different scenario. And then we should
stop because we're just speculating. And we're better
than that. Yeah, go EMP. Why? Because you can cause a nuclear
explosion, which of course would be our Iron Dome, would take out
the so called Korean Nuke, but the explosion would create an
EMP blasts, which would switch off electricity.
Yeah. But then Well, how was that terrorist attack?
Well, what do you mean? Is this the same as in a dirty nook in
Times Square? I mean, people are stupid. They just need to see
something.
All right, well, we'll just let it slide. I get your sin. Why
don't you just remind people that we do compare our product,
I do have a clip from the days of your, from PBS, the kind of
stuff that you get on that network of nations treasure and
this is some crackpot guy on one of the big and for money section
segments. And this is the clip is called emblem.
Yes, I have it here. Okay.
Well, we're back with Michael Bernard Beckwith, the founder of
the Agape international spiritual center and the host of
our show. One of the things I love about your presentation,
you say it's not a performance, it's a transform it is exactly
that is how you mind words for meaning you find meanings and
words that we don't normally think about. For example, the
word problem being an emblem,
right? The problem is that's really where the root word comes
from. It's an it's emblematic of our thoughts and our beliefs.
And most of those beliefs are hidden. So we have problems in
our life. It's actually an out picturing of hidden beliefs and
things we haven't dealt with yet. So
make the a lot like the name agape, where you go into the
Greek you go into the ancient meanings of the words to give
new understanding.
Right, right. It's called inspired wisdom.
That's
programming. All right. So let's
bold crap laid on as thick as possible by some guy who is just
full of it. This is reminds me of Deepak Chopra when he once
said, responsibility is the ability to have a response. No,
it's not. No. Anyway, go on.
Yeah, I was going to say To say that a small news item wishes
had gone virtually unreported, certainly by your national
treasure there is that yesterday, Israel started
shipping gas out of the leviathan field. Now, could this
be a coincidence that this comes with the complete rape of
Cyprus? And you'll recall when we first discovered this
Leviathan gas field, which is partially off the coast, it's
all in the Mediterranean is partially Israeli, the
Palestinians want some of it. Syria can claim some of
everyone's just claiming some of it, but certainly Cyprus and we
had Noble Energy. We had Gazprom everyone's circling around
Cyprus, Cyprus, because it makes so much sense to send your gas
from that field up through Cyprus, through Greece, or
through Italy, Italy. Now, as we know, their National Gas
Corporation has been forbidden to do business with Cyprus by
Turkey. Because in Turkey said, you get no more gas from us. I'm
pretty sure the Cyprus rape was directly related to this gas
flowing.
Yeah, yeah. Well, I
just want people to know I mean, this is this is you don't get
this anywhere else is what part of why people tune in.
Right. And I want to remind you, by the way that going back to
the bullcrap artists that was on PBS national treasure, I did
look up the etymology of the word problem and it has nothing
to do with emblem. It actually stems from a couple of Greek
words and and it means to put forward into and the blehm parts
that it comes from a word Belene to throw as in ballistics mean
as a difficulty as a ballistic difficulty. So it has to do with
ballistics. A problem is stems from the word Pro and baleen to
throw forward to throw forward to throw forward a problem
so you're telling me I have this really expensive DVD set and and
the guy's full of crap
yes
but that's okay he's you know people still love that stuff
that I get I just sit around at a dinner party with some people
that will tell you how great this national treasure is and
they think we're crazy. Anyway,
are we are the bags is that I saw some emails flying around
we're gonna get we're getting on the bag. So is that really going
to happen because I
think it might but we got to get the price down I mean, yeah, cuz
you're a cat some canvas bags it costs like two bucks to print up
I mean it was way too high. And then he's got the bags we one of
those really cheap ones and then we had some old guy send us a
note saying oh, they're not green. And I'm thinking what
would become a green show we don't care really encourage more
petroleum use
it go out there safe in your tank and spew it on the ground.
Not reading I missed that email store time and time again. And
these people got these canvas bags are dirty and grimy and
then you have to get here's the one that really gets me you got
some guy in the store in the in the vegetable market store. And
he's he doesn't want to use the plastic bags to put the
vegetables in either. So he just basically grabs a bunch of
onions and he budget potatoes and he has them all individual.
And so then he puts every one of them on the counter with no no
bag, just a bunch of vegetables, miscellaneous vegetables on this
dirty grimy little conveyor belt conveyor belt Yeah, the bread
vegetables are just spread out all over the place in a sense so
the guy can't You can't put all the potatoes on the scale with a
listener in a bag. So is individually weighing every
potato there forever as his idiot and then he stuffs the
again these but to each individual potato and all is in
charge and the rest of it into his dirty old canvas bag. And
then he pulls out some sort of some sort of a green wallet and
the dollars that are all grimy, he's touching him with his hands
and he's touching the vegetables. It's disgusting.
Hey,
did you kick him in the shins? I should have well, Miss Mickey is
way into this you know she's she's she's like the miss no
agenda CD promoter. She's like Oh these bags one of the bags
coming soon gonna put it the whole market is gonna have bags
she's gonna go into Whole Foods and put into bags she wants
because I have to say she does a lot of the if there's grocery
shopping and be done at HEB head than 10 She does that and she's
seen all the same stuff. And she's like this is really great.
The bags are a great idea. I'm like yeah, but it was like
really expensive. And so but
I thought we're gonna get a cheap that cheap did once that
they sell you for 99 cents and most of the stores are this.
Ours are kind of a weird i don't know what the material is but
it's cheap. They work great and they hold a lot and and the
handles are sturdy. They're made out of nylon cord. They're not
green, and they're not green. They painted green. What
are we going to put on them because I think this is what we
haven't discussed is what is going to be on the bag. I'm
thinking it has to be some something really catchy.
I think we could put a bunch of our jingles on the bag or we can
put a little speech on. I don't know, we have to tap it.
Actually, we actually have to have a meeting or some email
group where stuff going on so we can figure out what to put on
the bags. Okay. No, we got the no agenda logo with the
microphone. We got that. Yeah,
we got to set up a SharePoint. Microsoft SharePoint Server. So
we can have this meeting. Well, I think here's the meeting.
Shut up, slave. I think that should be on there. I think Shut
up slave is good. It would be live in the mac and cheese life.
That would be good. Just that just by
writing them down. Okay, this is the meeting right here. All
right. Hit him in the mouth. Chat Room. You can chime in
here.
So shut up slave. Shut up already. It's science. Well,
this fit well this will this look okay.
Okay, good. We'll just write them all down and then we'll
we'll sort of later
okay. Okay, so if I just looked at the jingles you could also do
Monsanto with three O's.
That one pre crime
funny. Take that to the bank.
And you could actually say take this to the bank.
Yeah, like it. Um, what else do we have? It's a fractal. No one
would no one would get that one. It's too obscure. How about just
the number 33? It's really big three, three. Field. Hey, why is
33 on your bag?
Number 33.
Bag 33. Broth? LG why? I think Bravo be funny. What are we
learning broth? Fuck the chat room is. I think that is a very
good, very good. In the morning, obviously. I've always liked the
bumper sticker wake up in the morning. I've always thought
that was really good that Eric did those. Just in the sheer
cash. We get a lot.
Yeah, we're loaded to the gills with memes. And the on today's
show there was not one in the morning. Well, that's
outrageous.
Not only do I have what I'm sorry, by the way, that's I
mean, I am in control. I do have shut up slaving Chinese.
Certainly beats where
we had to have somebody write that out for us on a
on a betway on a beat way. Don't drone me bro. That's a good one
the beats way on a beaut way.
Like all these I don't know, some sort of some font that they
all fit on the back. And at the bottom, it would say to know
what all this means visit no agenda. show.com. Right.
Do you think that it's possible to have all these different
ones? Or is it going to cost extra to have different?
I mean, it's just going to be at the same plate. I mean, you're
just going to be a smaller type, right size, right? 20 point. And
you could put it all in the back. And then on the other
side. You could have the logo, the no agenda logo and no
agenda. show.com at the bottom, then maybe in the morning across
the top. Yeah. And then, you know, being printed in white on
a nice black bag or something like that. You'd have the thing
and people would wonder what it was because it's gonna be weird.
And bag 33 You know,
like bag 33 could be good. That could be a whole art piece.
Yeah, bag. 33 Well, artists get to work. And
don't eat me Hillary Clinton, maybe a bit much.
That's a good one, actually. Yeah, I like that.
Because it has something to do with food, kind of. But I think
we should also focus on some things that have to do with
shopping or Oh, wow.
Yeah, okay.
All right, everybody. Good meeting. Great. We're done. Good
meeting. Great. Gotta go. Good meeting.
Okay. gratulations my friend on show 500
Yes. Well, Congratulation. Thank you for calling me your friend.
That's that's a huge step for you.
Do you have anything you want to play us out with because I just
like to do the resolution of the 1960. Austin. Atomic attack?
Well, I Yeah, we want to play something because we always we
have a lot of new listeners over since four years ago. And I
would like to play the analysis that was done with Anderson
Cooper on 60 minutes show with this guy Schmidt the and how old
Biden why we say oh Biden, people don't understand. We say
well, Biden,
well his name is Joseph. Oh Biden. It's
a It was because Sarah Palin would say, oh Biden and they
have that whole bit. Or we got a Samsung with it was actually the
one actually the better. One is one minute. This is a lot of
people don't remember that back during the first two years of
the Obama administration when they had the House and the
Senate to themselves, especially in the House of Representatives,
they were abusing the Republicans. They were turning
off the lights. They weren't letting him talk. Remember the
turning on the off the lights turn off the light. They say
we're out of here, turn off the lights because they hit the
Republicans were totally meaningless for those two years.
They could have done a lot with that's two years, but they did
nothing. Why did they why did they do nothing? Why was that?
Well, you tell me. I don't know. They didn't want to do anything.
But so this this one minute rant, which goes back to that
era, which I just thought always thought was one of my favorite
clips, and play that and then I think I'll be good.
But which one is the one minute rant? Yes, I guess. Okay,
I'd rather invest the money elsewhere than there.
I yield back. The time of the gentlelady has expired. The
gentleman from California, Mr. Rohrabacher is recognized for
one minute.
Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Let me just note for the record that I
am very disturbed with a policy that is ended up with giving me
one minute to express my opinions and to ask questions.
And that's very important to hearing considering my
background on Afghanistan. So I'm sorry, I apologize to the
two witnesses. I'm going to say some things that I just have to
say quickly. Number 130 1000 troops more troops in
Afghanistan means $30 billion more a year. My experience in
Afghanistan tells me for a small portion of that we could buy the
the allegiance we could earn the goodwill through payments to
tribal leaders and village leaders throughout that country
without putting anybody at risk. Number one, I'd like your
reaction to that. Number two, went General. Your statements
about Afghans fearing that they're militias is disturbing
to me, dramatically disturbing militias. There are nothing more
than all the male children in their villages.
The old time of the gentleman has expired. The gentleman
gentleman from Virginia is recognized for five minutes.
Thank you, Chairman.
And it's Yeah, nice. Nice. Nice. By the way, that's true. Would
you just pay them off?
Yeah, no, that's always been true.
That doesn't work for the big system for the big military
industrial complex. Yeah, no.
So he got one minute the other guy gets five minutes. And it's
hilarious because all they did they actually made the rule that
they'd Republicans get one minute and the Democrats get
five. That's how that's
how we roll.
Anyway, good. Yeah,
I'm good, too. And besides thanking you, John, I would like
to thank a buzzkill Junior, Eric, the shill, Mimi, the whole
J the whole cast of characters there at the Devorah compounds
for being a part of a 500 programs. It's not always easy.
When someone in the family is nuts and talks crazy and affects
the family life. I'd like to thank Miss Mickey and my lovely
daughter, Christina. And I will also thank my ex wife who put up
with me for a little while. Look how that worked out. And but
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