Hello stolen code. Adam curry John C. Dvorak.
June 6 2013 Time for your gizmo nation media assassination
episode five one Niner This is no agenda enjoying the giant
surge in my credit score this morning here the travelers
nightside out in Austin, Texas in the morning everybody. I'm
Adam curry,
or I'm in northern Silicon Valley and it's cold I'm John C.
Dvorak. Raglan buzzkill
you know those guys with the credit score guys, you can you
can mark it as spam as many times as you want. But they keep
figuring out ways to get back in and so and I actually I'm
subscribed to one real credit score thing and I'm always
worried that that's gonna go to spam now Not that I care now
that makes a difference in my life you
know every time you go and you actually go try to figure out
your credit score you get deducted
exactly because someone checked your credit score. Yeah, I know
it's a huge
scratches by everything cash screw these people. Yeah, well,
I
once tried to repair my credit that's why I got the
subscription. And of course now it just keeps on you know,
emailing me Hey, you should pay up like No, I'm done. Of course
now I'm gonna get a bad mark on my credit score because I'm not
paying the credit score reporting people anymore
Exactly. Yeah, but I believe it's a scam the whole thing is a
scam it didn't exist before it exists now and people put up
with everything but I got
a different problem and I have made a huge mistake. And I we
need to discuss it when Mizel just do it now. So and it is on
multiple levels have made this really big mistake. So we kind
of were doing the segment Adams gonna read his email. And okay,
so here's the problem. Adams gonna read his email. That is
the number one problem whenever I look at my email, I get this
freaking song in my head. Adams gonna be on the no agenda show
and I can't
get a JV or one that seems too long. Well, but
this is a lesson in marketing, John. It's a lesson in
marketing. And I for the life of me, I don't understand why every
commercial in the universe is not just a jingle, it should
just be a little
known fact. There was a guy who and I think I talked about this
on the show about a year, maybe two years ago. I was listening.
I was in Canada, as I recall Canadian and I was driving
around listening to some talk show and they had the guy who
invented the modern jingle. Yeah, I think he just died. And
what's the modern jingle, the jingles that did that are
designed to stick in your head and sell products.
We have tons of guys who do that sir Jeff Smith every single time
they know
but they went on and on about it. And one of the thing was
they just they were discussing it I didn't say we didn't have
any okay. They were discussing it and the lament was that does
not appreciated. No is so effective.
I think it's worse. I think that there's an entire industry built
on a holes who like that know the conceit of the campaign.
When really all you need is just a cool dude to write a great
song. Like if you wake up with the blues. Jennifer, you'll gain
good news. There's one thing you must remember no agenda in the
morning. For a healthy balanced news diet. Try
no agenda show.com
That's a good one. Because you're not singing that over and
over and over again for days at a time. But this one there are
people all over the world who are going nuts with that thing
in their head. Yeah. So anyway, so So this Adams gonna read his
email thing. Whenever I'm looking at email. I can't stop
this song playing in my head. And by the way, now you have it
to
Dinah reemerge.
Oh no, no. Nandini Dinah
showed up last night. This is the
show. And of course, I'm here alone was Mickey still in
Europe. And I'm singing it out loud. This has to stop. Okay.
Okay, so that's just done. This is problem one. Problem two, is
people have taken this as some kind of license to actually send
me very long emails. This is counterproductive to my life. I
spent eight hours yesterday, catching up on email. And the
main thing is, I'm worried that there's going to be some gym
there's going to be something fantastic that's in there. And
of course, there's always something great in the email
because email should be from people who don't want to post
something publicly for fear of retribution or whatever they
need to communicate with me personally. It is not your giant
voice system people. It is not a way to oh, let me just like
Flipboard if anything from Flipboard now goes to spam. Stop
it. Stop it. Listen board. You know Flipboard is like an ice an
iPad
because it's a flip. Sending you. They're sending you decks
well hardpoint decks.
Well, no, no, it's so easy to click the share link door share
it to my email. This is an n and here's the here's another one I
it's his pet peeve time. It's like you love this podcast. It's
an hour and 50 minutes what? What do you think I do all day
self radicalized. Tell me Give me a timecode or clip it please
work your producer work on this stuff.
Yeah, take much to clip and then copy.
It drives us nuts or
audacity Oh, hold on a second. Everybody out there. Audacity
AUD. What is it AUD a CIT y a doe das it's
audacity not Odacite. He
is like Obama. Obama Oh Biden. in Audacity. Now you get your
copy of Audacity. And you use that to do your clips is very
good product to use is free. Yeah.
And it really really helps out the show. Also not helpful. This
PDF has tons of great info in it No, go into Adobe, or if you
have a Mac, your preview, turn on annotations and highlight
some stuff for me. If any ideas and and just this random linking
thought you would love this link, if you just got to stop.
This really is one guy that just keeps sending random links
Jeffries, Ron Jeffries. Now he's I don't get anything from the
guy. And here's the problem. Sometimes the stuff from these
guys is really good. So but so anyway, so I'm still working on
the freedom controller setting. So we can have open open
subscriptions. And that will get everyone off of g plus and will
get everyone off the sending email. Here's one other thing.
If you send me an email, and I reply to you with one line,
like, Thanks, that's great, because I really appreciate what
you sent me or good find. This does not mean I'm starting a
conversation with you.
I wrote a whole column about this. In what decade? How do you
get out of it? Hi, thanks. You're very welcome. And by the
way,
oh, yeah, exactly. This has to stop. This is not an invitation
for you to and it's not that I don't love everybody. I do use a
lover. But I'm not a I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I
don't have the hours in the day. To do this. I just don't. And
it's actually it's, I feel it's selfish when you do this.
Because and there's another thing, the and this, I'm putting
it on my long list of projects. And I've been working on quite a
few that I have to say been very productive with Miss mickey out
of town. Mainly because I don't eat. Don't dress you know, it's
really easy. Like when when there's no one around. It's
like, I'm up and I'm adding it again. And I'll just keep going
until I sleep. Oh, I forgot to eat. I'm adding to my list. The
way we use email this paradigm of an inbox and folders a shite.
It is stupid. It is so 1950s Almost. There has to be a better
interface for this.
You want to start a Kickstarter and we'll do a new email program
because they're all crap. So
here's our video. Hey, I'm
Adam. I'm John that we hate email. And we're gonna do it
right
send us money. Oh, by the way. I neglected to say that we have a
very important month, the month of June. A number of reasons.
First of all Sunday will be six nine I'm just pointing that
out. Oh, it's gotta be six nine on Sunday.
69. Swaziland 39. Yes. But I neglected note people I've
neglected to tell you about the presidential proclamations for
the month of June. So the very exciting month will be very
busy. Starting off with national Caribbean American Heritage
Month. John, you being from Jamaica, I'm sure that you're
very very happy about that. Yeah, now. It is also national
oceans month. And simultaneously I don't know whether to go to
the coast or inland it is national Great Outdoors month.
I'm confused sight at the beach.
But the most important one, by presidential proclamation. The
month of June is hereby forever. ensconced as national Lesbian
Gay Bisexual and Transgender Pride Month. And again I feel
discriminated against because I feel it should be national
lesbian gay bisexual bi curious and Transgender Pride month
maybe by curious should be between gay and bisexual maybe
that's better. National lesbian, gay bi curious Bisexual and
Transgender Pride Month. I mean, there are
hermaphrodites being left out of this equation.
I think they get think they get a pass on to transgender. No.
Well everyone knows that real long moniker that showed up for
about two or three months. Yeah,
LGBTQ element op Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Right. Well, I just
I feel discriminated against
Yeah, well, you should Yes. Anyway, we have to be more
concerned with my FICO score of our you
know it's not doesn't concern me at all. I were
you Hey, so the big breaking news of course was never
noticed. Everybody has an Obama phone now.
My kids needed an Obama phone. Yeah.
The Obama phone is brought to you by Verizon apparently. It's
like, everybody has one now. Is that your big breaking news?
No, the big breaking news of course is what happened on
what's today's today's was yesterday. Yes. The little twerp
and by the way, I have a different interpretation
everybody else on this
oh you mean the announcement of Susan Rice as the and I think we
have a feeling that this was rumored two or three weeks ago
and did we bring it up on the show that we did during the
showed up
in the newsletter and then right okay, now you're thinking you
know the newsletters just came out yesterday but we're already
old. So I got a kick out of it. Did you know if you got to see
the speech or when yes no, I saw the stair step up to double
apple great.
I love how that they're very old hurry
to get her on the Apple
because she was What did you see the picture I think was in The
New York Times of power who we need to talk about Susan Paula
her in the middle and then the President on the right shot from
the back walking from the Rose Garden back into the into the
White House is funny it's like you know it's the valley of
death in her head is is basically the the the deepest
point because the twos and powers tall. She's very tall. I
think she she actually stood on the Apple crepe, just to be
taller than the President. That's what it looked like to
me. I wouldn't surprise me because she's she's in a hole.
So talking about eight holes. I have this kind of the rundown
from Al Sharpton. Wait
a minute, aren't you going to tell me you have a different
take on Susan Rice?
I'm going to give you the tape but first you have to listen to
the genius the the the pinnacle pinnacle of MSNBC is fine
product mix. Sorry, Al Sharpton discussing the Susan Rice. Just
a just a short clip. I want you to hear what he says in this.
There's two of them I have versus McCain that she'll be
back at my side leading my national security team and my
second term
Republicans. Do you have any questions about who is really in
charge? At the height of their phony outrage John McCain went
on six different TV shows in one weekend to make his point and
other right wing was following his nonsense. Okay, wait, wait,
wait, wait, there's no real conflict.
Sorry. I just can't help
it Susan Rice gets in he says you know who's really in charge
and he says McCain goes on six weekend. Wait a minute. This
just took place yesterday. Where were the six six shows that
McCain went on on the weekend to bitch about Susan Rice.
I think what he's talking about is when when she handed out the
talking points when she went on all the morning shows.
It's not what it sounds like. No, no, of course it
he lives in a whole nother dimension. The guy's
an idiot but he hears ureas trying to say the word obstruct
slander and tried to obstruct is what they tried to do to Eric
Holder and by the way, he's not stepping down
is a big truck. Hey, I'm a truck driver.
MSNBC a wonderful wonderful, wonderful place. I mean they
really go for they go for the gold when they
slander and tried to have strep is what
you need. It's funny because he throws in the T it like the last
minute we Your Way, obstruct, listening
and tried to obstruct. It's almost like a guttural tick
struck struck ever since the ARB start again
he doesn't say often that you're right,
and tried to obstruct,
obstruct, obstruct, and whatever he says he's just as just as
broadcast again his finest hour.
Yes, well, there's no wonder why don't get rid of him. There's no
wonder why only 100,000 People are watching him. It's true. And
I'm not making this guy's gonna
say my idiot, Sally. And Sally has got more brains than this
guy.
But not just more brains, more viewers more audience that have
no audience. I'm not I am not making
too. We're jacking your way up. I live, we need to stop.
And we need to stop this because we're essentially helping them.
Because now it's becoming better than Comedy Central. It's like
Rachel Maddow. She should be ashamed of herself, by the way.
But she's also she's got no ratings, I think I think she
she's the topper at 100 170,000. Viewers. This is pathetic. Yeah,
at a time and a time when I was just reading this. I, for some
reason, I went on a lot of rabbit holes. I found one about
the media industry. And I think what yeah, what happened is I
found that Google is the largest media company now, according to
Adweek. And it's like something like 70% of all, all advertising
money goes to Google. Now, a lot still goes to TV, and print. But
70% of all advertising money all they must be stopped. They're
doing $38 billion a year. But then, so I was reading about the
about the magazine business, which you know, a hell of a lot
more about than I do. And it turns out that the trend now,
and he's trying to base the base solely on sales figures, is
movie stars no longer sell magazines. It's television
stars. So it's Kim Kardashian. It's people I don't know. Nina
Dobrev.
You can name 20 of them. I won't know Wesley I know I can barely
know Kim Kardashian. I'm sorry.
But they still seem like twice the amount as as movie stars.
This is a very significant change. For for the for the
magazine business.
Yeah, cuz the people work cheaper for one thing.
Yeah. Oh, I also though, they'll get they'll do anything to get
on the cover of how many? How many kinds of work for free? How
do you how many copies Vogue sells the number one selling
item? The number the top seller which was?
Shoot just a big fat fashion issue? They do?
Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, that well, it's every every single
one is a fashion. Special Issue they do once a year, the one
who's on the Okay, the one the special with Beyonce. To be
honest, that you can't get much bigger than Beyonce,
particularly for Vogue. Now, how much? How many copies you think
that sold? Really, worldwide? Well, I
don't know what, how many?
Three 3,340,000.
Okay, that's more like it. Right? Yeah, I
just want people to understand that over time, over time, not
every episode, but over time. In it. We've probably reached that.
We've touched that many hearts and souls.
I think we may do that on a daily basis.
No, no, no, I don't know about that. I think
Leo does about he's got he I think he's the leading Well, no,
actually those good ones Marc Maron are one of those comedians
has the bigger audio or what's his name?
Because of the potholes. The podcast patent. The thing I've
been listening to Marc Maron and Adam Craig been on the outer
Adam Carolla show. I'm sorry, these shows aren't all that
great. No, they're not. They're really not Marc Maron is not
like a Joe Rogan, I think is pretty great. Mainly because, I
mean, he when he has guests on, it's just they're interesting.
And he comes at everything for ease of I think he's very good
interviewer. I've never seen any of his comedy. But everything
else like Marc Maron. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Adam,
are bad mouthing podcasters again, who is You told me not to
do?
I'm not bad mouthing? I'm just saying I believe persons No, I'm
giving a personal opinion. And I did
desire when I was having those clothes.
No and I did the no but that's about skills. I'm just saying is
it entertaining to listen to it's like, if you find it
entertaining you need to get out more Joe Rogan I find very
entertaining by the way, they asked me to do an ima for the
Joe Rogan Reddit. And I
don't even know why you just lost me completely. Okay, done.
All right. Good night everybody. Nice. No slip on this white
coat. Everything will be fine. Alright, nevermind. I'm a little
worried about doing it because you know, you can come back far.
So
you like Hi, I'm Adam curry and when I listen to podcasts I
listen to so you can do something like that.
No, you don't. You don't know what an I am a is it? Okay? To
go and read it. You go. Hi, I'm Adam curry. I am a and then oh,
I
am ah, I am a Oh, the Reddit thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
would be it would be you know, probably be useful to me if I
actually used or cared about Reddit.
It's a bull. It's a forum.
Yeah. Fine. I don't go there. I don't go I don't do fate. You
got a Facebook jargon. I won't know what you're talking about.
No, but okay. But this is this is a cultural phenomenon and you
should know cultural
line or whatnot. This thing just this began some time ago. This
is a thing. I don't do it. Idiot. Thank
you. That's what I'm thinking. I look like an idiot. I look like
an idiot. I think I shouldn't be on the Joe Rogan show before I
do as
his read it. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I'm just
showing you some publicity. Yeah,
every single time in LA is like, Yeah, let's do it. But then he's
on the road or whatever. It's timing. It's, it's hard.
I did Tom like us. I like to think he's a funny guy. Tom
Lycus. Yeah, like is he's an old radio guy from the Forever he
used to run the big of used to been a bunch of talkers, like he
was a cafe was one of the lead guys. He became a misogynist, a
very funny misogynist.
And he's Tom Schneider. Still around as he did, he does get
long dead. I used to like his show. He was so insincere. It
was funny. He tried
to be sincere, but it was done in a very good very sincere way.
So I went I went down a big rabbit hole. You want to do
that? You want to hear about
it. I wanted to since we mentioned the word publicity,
because we're talking a little bit of I want to get to one
little bit out of the way about how the industry really blew
this one and why this didn't get any more news than it did. This
guy Sean Parker.
Yes. Sean Parker, the
movie was in the movie help start with Facebook. Yeah,
Facebook guy, marry this. Alexandra Lena Souza looks like
a very attractive female. And they he spent $10 million going
to the Ventana ranch and rebuilding the set of The Game
of Thrones.
Oh yes, I've heard of this. Yeah, hired a hired
a Hollywood Costume designer who did one of the Lords of the
Rings or something and she dressed everyone who was
invited. So if you got invited to this wedding, you got the VIP
custom clothes made for you. So they all fit. They give you
ended up getting fined by this county commissioner for wrecking
the place and all kinds of things. So they spent all this
money millions 10 million over $10 million. And I'm watched
going through this this got no play for you know wretched
excess, which would have been seemed like a coup to me because
this took place right during the rollout of The Great Gatsby
movie. Oh, it would have been perfect. I was thinking the same
thing I said where was the publicity people? Where was the
studio? Where was his publicist? Now if he has one where it was
DiCaprio his publicist? You know these guys drop the ball. Big
time on something where we could call them out. So I think we pre
call them out is pre call a
pre call out.
Anyway, so we get access. Where's
she from? She looks I want to find that she looks like she's
four foot nine.
I don't know if she's shorter or not.
Is it Lena because there's Lena Alexandrinus? Linus? Yes. Linus.
Okay. She doesn't have a wiki page. Well, really?
She will after she inherits half his money. That's
right, just wondering where she's from. But they're showing
up everywhere. Who are the Grammys were everywhere. It was
so awesome.
To see where she's from, why didn't why. Why am I gonna be a
robot?
Why are you why are we even talking about this?
Because you we talked about publicity. I saw this as it as a
lead in for another one of those scams. We get a lot of news
about something. Right, right. Go to the Great Gatsby. That's
why we're talking about well, it's into our model. Okay.
Well, then let's talk about the model. Because everyone,
everybody was sending me the link about Michael Douglas, who
of course was out promoting the Liberace beyond the candlelight.
Matt Damon's humping my butt movie, which is a waste of time.
Too late, you already wasted your time.
Thank you. And so he's out there in the UK. And the Guardian, The
Guardian mind you does this huge report. And and the report is,
Oh, Michael Douglas got throat cancer from cunnilingus. And
this is
what I said that said oral sex that no no, no, no
hold on a second cunnilingus. He said literally in The Guardian
wrote this and the BBC was doing and immediately the Gardasil
machine goes into action, primarily, I will say, written
in The Guardian, the stalwart of British news journalism,
immediately and I'm like, Oh, my God, this and I read the
interview first. I'm like, Okay, that's interesting. That he,
because he also said something really weird. He said, I got it
from cunnilingus. But the great thing is, once you got it,
there's cunnilingus. And it was like, really young. I know, I
know, it was very, very confusing. And, and so I'm
focusing on that while the The Guardian, three different
writers, and I have everything in the show notes, 519 dot na
shownotes.com. They're writing about Gardasil, the BBC is doing
piece. We've done all these pieces. We've played it for you
a million times, like, Yes, boys need the Gardasil shot, because
HPV sa haitch in the UK, HPV can give you cancer, look at Michael
Douglas. No. And then finally, I find the audio from the
interview. And so the impression I got from reading the initial
interview is, you know, this guy had a sit down with Michael
Douglas, you know, it's probably a press junket. And, and, you
know, he's going back and forth, and he has this serious
conversation. But then when I hear the actual audio, I realize
this guy just like, well, you listen to this 30 seconds, and
you'll know exactly what happened here and how this got
abused by Merck to promote their stupid product. You overloaded
your system
without getting too specific. This particular cancer is caused
by something called HPV. Which actually comes about criminal
Lingus. That's it he's he's a costing him on the street,
sticking a microphone. And then he says HPV and he says, which
comes about through cunnilingus any laughs And that turned into
this huge promotional campaign, and Gardasil, whoever their PR
agency is, they're on the ball. Oh, those
guys who got it, they're not they nailed it immediately,
like, oh, well, you got Michael Douglas shortly thereafter deny
this. What is what? He denied a bunch of things. I can't
deny what he just said. I mean, I heard it right.
That's the thing. The Guardian. Push that clip. Oh, well, he can
deny all he wants. Here's what he said. So in other words, it
sounds to me like he was joking because some guys get on the
street. And so now there was a review on the streets and say
something like, you guys, somebody sticks a mic in your
face and you say something ludicrous because you want to
get rid of it for you know, gold. Rush Stop the presses.
Michael Douglas is half black.
What would you call for that?
You can say something like that? Yeah, I'm black. I can see what
he's half life. He's half black. Bull crap that we had to put up
with the media,
man, but because and the reason why I really investigated this
is because Catherine's worried sick. Yes. Kathy, right.
Catherine Zeta Jones. She came out a while ago
with all this stuff came up who were worried about her. Oh, poor
Catherine. She might have she must have HPV.
No. It actually started No, no, her thing started earlier. Where
she was she came out saying that she had had serious depression.
And she had bipolar She's admitted pi bipolar. She's right
when you know when that came out with that movie, the movie about
some movies he was promoting. He's so transparent. So I
figured Michael Douglas is probably obviously promoting his
movie, but he wasn't promoting Gardasil and those guys they
jumped on it. CNN on the other hand, I actually got this from
your tweeters they the CNN also sub 100,000 viewers at any given
moment. And of course most of their ads are Are for
pharmaceutical products or devices for people over 60 years
of age. No offense, John, I'm just saying. Speak up, and
they'll they just will never pass up an opportunity to, to
shoot one in there for the sponsors. This is the video
you've probably seen of the kid who's a classic. Yeah, Who's he?
He's got his big, big symbols and they're playing the Star
Spangled Banner. Yeah, I think yeah, I think it is the Star
Spangled Banner. And, and his symbol breaks and then decides
to salute the flag instead, which is endearing. And but the
report is
they slow Shameless, Shameless, use the right word.
What did you consider? She's talking to the kid on Skype.
Now,
what are your options? Well, I considered running and get a new
pair and I consider trying to pick it back up without the
handle
what was various war veterans in his family history, Andrew opted
to salute and ended up bathed in internet glory. Dude, nailed it.
That was the greatest save in the history of saves, as parents
are really proud of them. Musicians lose control of their
symbols all the time. Losing a symbol is no reason to reach for
Cymbalta. Depression hurts can help about 100. You
outrageous
that it was, to me was the most outrageous thing I've seen for
probably a couple of years. Dropped right in with this with
the tag line. I like to tag my opinion that
just boom, just throw right it was a great piece. And this this
justified her because she only does these types of pieces. She
used to be a serious reporter. I don't know what happened. She's
at CNN now. Right? And then she says she only gets to do these
these the human interest you've probably got her
money direct. Yeah. New Deal. We can't really, we can't can't
afford to pay you really full salary anymore. But if you want
to go out and do some side deals and slip them into your pieces,
we're fine with it. Jeff lock downs,
yeah, Jeff Zucker is a genius,
man, just do the deal. Slip it in, just don't worry about the
money that that that's you're in fact, we're gonna move to that
model for all compensation. Can't get you somebody to
sponsor your piece. You're not gonna get any. That's
a great idea. That's how it should be. You have to come to
the table. Yes. Hey, I love it. I think it makes a lot of sense.
The number one cause of these networks is they're people
who need to get their own damn money.
I do like the term bathe in internet glory. I think I think
I'll use that. Yeah, right. What do you do? I just sit around
being bathed in internet glory. Can you do that? Doesn't doesn't
work as well, does it?
No, that's from you.
Bathe and internet glory. What does your daughter do? She's
bathe internet glory. Sounds kind of achy. Like it like it a
lot style sticky. Because now Now do you want to talk about
Susan Rice? Because I got to bring you back to that we got
off on this Al Sharpton thing before we know it. We're talking
about cunnilingus. So can you bring it back to Susan Rice? I
know
always the same. Yeah. Let's get back to Susan Rice. I have my
theory.
Premium reporters, by the way is the model. See Mike in the chat
room says freemium reporters.
I like your own deal. Do your own deal. We're good with it.
Just like
you can work for free.
Don't hurt don't hurt the brand. Okay, baby. Don't hurt the baby.
So I come to a totally different conclusion than everyone else on
this. Susan, what did you think about the Susan Rice thing?
I'd like to reserve judgment and hear yours. I felt very simple.
I focused on Samantha Powers with my job.
And that was Samantha Powers is another story. Yeah, but I think
there's part of this. You know, Obama's and she's a cargo guy.
They always you have favorites. Favorites favorites. Susan Rice
was supposed to be the secretary set that was the deal. Isn't she
also Chicago Gala, by the way?
Yeah, everyone is even that idiot Department of Education
guy who sounds like a IQ of 60 whatever his name is, yeah,
he actually he sounds early. He sounds totally gay by the way.
Probably yes. But here's the deal. She didn't get her job in
the Secretary of State show. Okay, here's okay here we're
we're gonna do we're gonna put you in I got a job for you. This
is a winner. This will be the my working for the security
adviser. And it will you'll keep that for two years. Just enough
time two years so that now you'll have you'll get the
pension from the UN job and you'll get the pension from this
job and that you'll be set for life. Now. She's
already a millionaire.
Well, that well she's got it. She needs it. She needs cash
flow. These are all this is all about them. Money this is double
dipping the American public this woman is going to get a pension
for being the UN ambassador. Now she's gonna get a pension for
this bogus job by the
way she was the not just the ambassador to the UN. She was
the permanent ambassador to the UN.
For us, believe me, this is all for pensions. This is all in the
back this these deals all salary and pension. These people are
doubled triple dipping the American public they're walking
away with hundreds and hundreds of $1,000 of per year for the
rest of their lives. American bow,
John But John, are they really happy? I would be so
materialistic
I am
yeah. So and you don't think there's anything there that kind
of plays into the Hey, good job. Thanks for covering my ass. I've
got yours. I got your
initial thinking was you needed to surround yourself with a
bunch of insiders that no this Benghazi the truth of the
Benghazi thing which we on our show have determined was a you
know, it wasn't a botched kidnapping. Like the one that
they're trying to push out there now as as the meme, but a
botched fake kidnapping, right. Yeah.
By the way. I have I got one little clip from this
announcement, actually, to one little clip from the
announcement of the president on on Susan Rice. And he said
something interesting. And you know, I think we've learned
since the you know, the past couple of episodes, to really
listen very, very closely to what the man is saying because
things it every single word is scripted and makes a difference.
And by the way, do you see that when he was talking to Tom
Donilon? And even to Susan Rice, he has to keep turning his head
back to the prompter. He can't even he can't even adlib Thank
you. I'm not kidding.
He has a line. It's a good line that can't ad lib. Thank you.
It's true.
It runs in the family throwing the occasional elbow, but, but
hitting the big shot. Big Shot.
As our ambassador to the UN. Susan has been a tireless
advocate in advancing our interests. Okay. So tireless
advocate and advancing our interests. We should all be
American interests. He's reinvigorated American diplomacy
in New York. She's helped to put in place tough sanctions on Iran
and North Korea. She has defended Israel she Oh, really.
She's defended Israel. I find this very interesting that this
is one of her credits.
Yeah, that is interest is kind of off the wall.
It's just now the new thing, though, which I think is
fantastic. And this is this is our version of a shoe
strengthening our alliances from Europe to Asia, enhancing our
relationship with key powers, and moving ahead with new trade
agreements and energy partnerships. And from our tough
sanctions on Iran to our unprecedented military and
intelligence cooperation with Israel. It's true. heckling the
President, this is this is great. They're now doing it from
outside the gate at the White House, and it kept going because
I put my headphones on, he ignored it, but he was really
irritated by it. Extremely wondering about
how irritated these people are. I thought that the Michelle
Obama heckling incident was a total setup. It was another one
of these things to get sympathy for her. It is
a setup. And I think that just because she knew,
well, here's the means to get this thought out of the way. All
right, we, based on my mic Led Zeppelin theory, these
cracklings have been setups,
known as the lead zip theory. And once I find Robert Plant
really living in Austin, I'm going to say Hey, Robert,
Robert, let me ask your question, man.
He'll say yeah, but anyway, so the theory is that you put these
hecklers in there, too. Because we haven't seen this before. And
because they vet the audience to such an extreme, we've known
this during the conventions. They grill you they check you
background checks to make
sure you don't have a bomb. Oh,
no heckler in the mess. No, unless they're there for a
reason. So they heckle him and then he did. So you missed the
message. You know, because the public is always heckled. And so
now they did the same thing with Michelle. She they heckled her
for this reason, and it's all poor Michelle. Oh, poor
Michelle. She got heckled, which again was, you know, she's just
practicing her acting. Well, now it's, here's what the drawback
is to this thesis. And I think maybe this would happen in this
situation because he didn't recognize the heckler. It
encourages hecklers. Yeah, that's what I like. Yeah, well,
they I don't think they planned on that.
Oh, no. Well, that's hubris. Of course. I think we both agree.
III that the Code Pink woman at the at the drone speech at the
counterterrorism speech wasn't set up and they let her go. I
don't exactly control what she says but they told her let her
go they let her go three times the president engage which is
part of the script, which is what Michelle did as well as the
exact same script. And I think I can prove that she was on
script. Just listen to what she says the words that she uses and
how she says them. I think that the prompter got messed up. It
runs in the family. Oops. That would be this one. And I don't
care what you believe in we don't know when. One of the
things I one of the things that I don't do, well, is this now
that is a prompter flub. One of the things I don't if she she
was supposed to say one of the things I don't do well is this
and she instead she said one of the things I don't do well, is
this it's a prompter flub. I can recognize this from 15 years of
working with people reading teleprompter. This is a prompter
flub, I don't care what you believe in. We don't know. One
of the things I one of the things that I don't do, well, is
this I'm telling you prompter flub,
I think you might be right. And I would love to see if there was
you know, it was just a she would be ashamed of we've seen
this happen at the convention toward somebody's got a camera
behind the president. Remember back in 2008, I believe. And
they shot the prompter and the ad libs are up on the prompter
because there's a huge prompter against the back wall. Yeah.
Oh, yeah, do remember. But yes, I do remember that. Yeah. And so
there's an ad libs. I think it said wait for applause wasn't
an ad. The script was there for to suppose that ad lib which
means he just changed his his kind of his
face. The thing that bothers me is why everyone just blanketly
accepts that this next piece I'll get let me just play this
and then I'll I'll talk about what bothers me. I can take the
mic, but I'm leaving. So I love the gay guy. No, no, no,
Michelle, don't go. So when when when you're a child and you say
you play the way I want to I'm gonna go. That's called
childish. Yes. When Michelle Obama does it, it's called being
strong. And she doesn't take no woman, she said and she was on
her way out. Of course, I wasn't in the script. Because I'm going
to leave now. I'm going to leave. I'm angry. Please. That's
so sad. And then
one of the things everyone admires her for this? Yeah.
To me, it's like wow, so I agree with you. I think that this is
these are setups This is to show truth to power or some bullcrap
like that. But you're right the downside is people like hey,
wait a minute, I can go yell something cool. So
So that may be possible some guy with a bullhorn like half a mile
away as president
you know the thing that's that's amusing is these people as it
were, they don't really can't think very they're not deep
thinkers and they never kind of strategize this problem. They
just think everyone's an idiot and not deep
thinker node is hubris John that's the word hubris hubris
they just think hubris like these idiots. I want to get into
my serious stuff before we do that though. Let's I think we
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Hangover three. Yeah,
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Mickey was supposed to have come home yesterday. But she extended
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she changed her flights coming home on Sunday. So I can't
really do what I wanted to. I could
but it's a fantastic project involve a pool boy named route
rule.
No one actually involves several famous soccer players. Oh, cool.
And that's all I'm going to talk about. It's it's an idea that
came to me in a dream.
And you gave it to her and she's gonna go run with it. So I tell
you, shall I tell you what the
ideas? Well? Sure. It's an arts and art project. Yeah, I will
die when we were in Holland in her exile. As she was deported.
I woke up in the middle of the night. It's give us that was she
was literally deported. Yeah, no, I get it woke up in the
middle of the night from a dream and I said Nikki, and how am I
was sports John, just tell me. Am I a sports guy?
No. You are not a sports guy. You can't you can't even crumple
up a piece of paper in the garbage can eat away.
I think I can do that. But I don't care about sports. And I
wrote down I said, I'm gonna write this down. I'm gonna tell
you the morning and I never write stuff. I never wake up
write something down ever. Usually just Oh, that was a
billion dollar idea. I forgot what it is. My idea was I said
you need to make art photography, a series of famous
soccer players feet. And she's got all these like super famous
guys, I think all the way up to number 14 growth. That's cool to
take off their shoes and socks. And it's very personal to these
guys. Their feet is like it's their tool, you know. So I had
she's doing a race to doing it really stylized with beautiful
lighting.
No, I think it's a great idea. Can I tell you kind of a follow
up story that's similar? Yeah. So I'm went to the Evergreen
graduation, to take photos. And there's the same kind of thing.
And just when this years ago when JC graduated, and so I and
I had a good camera, and I'm shooting pictures, you know,
waiting for him to come through the system and all the rest of
it. And then I'm noticing that everybody, every scratch stands
it to some spot, and somebody takes their picture. And then
they move on. And this for some yearbook or something. I started
taking pictures of the feet. Because the reason was not
because I'm a foot guy. But because all these students had
evergreen, very few of them were cap and gown. They were outfits
that come through as furries. They all got weird shoes on,
they got clogs, they got things with big curly toes. So it was
actually quite a good essay, I thought I put a guy had maybe 50
of these shots. And my wife looks at him and she goes, What
do you end defeat? And I said, right, I never even thought of
that angle. And so I pulled it.
That's only because she knows the guy that was into armpits.
And I guess I won't talk about that story. Yeah. So what was I
gonna say?
That she's gonna shoot this and she's gonna be
there when I was super famous back in the day. Yeah. And we'd
have tours coming through the MTV studio and my buddy Rick,
who was audio engineer with like a soup. It was stoned all the
time. So we always kind of we always kept with stoner ideas.
And, and be like, Hey, I know I do. So like, Whenever someone's
take picture with you, I'll take the picture and I'll I'll shoot
it so that you're not on it, or they're not on it. And that
became our thing is like because you know, these were like not
digital cameras like you take the picture and have to go and
get the film developed. And we were so bored and so stoned.
Like a guy take a picture with you. Yeah, sure. And then he
takes the shot where the person was only one quarter their face
was on
it's very funny idea. Yeah, that would be another art
installation. Just pictures of people with famous people we
don't get to see the famous person that's a great that's a
great idea. I have a whole series of them
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LGI in their own kind of works. Yeah. Okay, Syria. Let me grab
my notes here. This took me several hours. But when I got
there I was really happy because I pay attention everybody. You
serious? It's always in the news. It's you know, it comes in
and goes depending on you whatever celebrities doing
something, but when you have one of those, you know, dinner
parties, you're at the office. You just want to impress someone
or just someone say something so stupid. You're like, okay, you
know, let me tell you what's really going on. On so Syria is
back in the news just because there's no you know, there's no
celebrity that chopped off their boobs or anything like that. We
know we had the Michael Douglas cunnilingus thing but that over
the UK doesn't really play well. We can't get him on The Tonight
Show or on David Letterman. So So then Syria is kind of talk a
ton of propaganda. Several things. Get me on this path. The
first one is fresh air Terry Gross on on the national
treasure NPR, and she has on Robert Malley. And Robert Malley
is an Israeli guy who talks in that very annoying Israeli,
like,
crazy voice.
Well, it's not just it's also condescending if you ever if you
ever, it's not snooty, I think condescending. It reminds me of
who was a nice guy otherwise Al Sharif member, he's the CTO of
bvo. I used to hang out with him a lot. And but the way he talks
like you know, it's like you know, shut up it's it this is
the way it is right? You know, that's kind of how these guys
sound.
Okay, we get the point.
And force for like, 55 minutes he's talking with Terry Gross.
She's saying so a lot. Well, I had noticed something else.
The whole NPR vibe is NPR just National Public Radio in
general. You You have to talk differently. You have to talk
like this. Everything has to be adding on an
email has to be read it has the room has to be dead. Yes. And as
hell no ambience you could win tickets to the Austin symphony.
Do you can't even get close to that sound. And you could win
tickets to the Austin Symphony guys. I'm telling you something
about the dead room. Your rooms not dead.
Have you seen their studios have been fantastic. Yeah, but the
whole NPR you have to talk like this. You have to kind of put
everything in the front of your mouth. And then when it's in the
front of your mouth, you always have to talk up on an upbeat
because we're NPR and NPR is bringing good things to your
life. Have you ever noticed that?
You know, I find the sound extreme? Well, actually, it's
slightly hypnotic, huh?
Yes, hypnotic is right. So anyway. And so this guy for an
hour. He's saying everything about Sunnis and Shiites and
shooting a shot at a Schnetzler us. And the and the this and
that and not a single word about the true geopolitical nature
what's going on, which we know of course, about pipelines, and,
and just nothing. And it's just one and terraglas going saw. So
what is it with the Sunnis so it was it was it annoyed me to know
and I'm like I we have to we have to counterbalance this. We
do. This is horrible. It's just really it's a totally or it's
just it's like we need to give our people something to work
with here. And then I This report comes out on the BBC.
Welcome to our viewers on public television in America and also
around the globe.
Oh, by the way, this is the new thing now. Right? Because now
the BBC is on PBS, you see, and there's when there's the BBC
then you know, here's the truth. The truth is coming to us coming
all the way from London, John. Hello, hello, London, London,
London calling.
Some of the rebels in Syria are using children as soldiers in
contravention of international law. That's just one of the grim
findings of United Nations regimes today. The UN says the
country is in freefall
now Now pay attention to what she's saying. The UN says the
country is in freefall
and atrocities are being committed by both sides. It
comes as the French government says it now has hard evidence
that chemical weapons are being used in the war. There are
diplomatic correspondent James Robbins has the details for us.
The conflict in Syria has reached new levels of barbarism.
This report for the UN says both sides have committed war crimes,
although it's only president assets forces who've done so on
a scale that amounts to crimes against humanity. By
the way, it's Assad Assad. He gets a say Assad like massage
some of the most shocking findings are about the plight of
children, drawing starved in besieged towns, victims of
government bombing, but also children exploited or mistreated
by both sides. The report says the government side has forced
children to watch the torture or killing of their parents. In one
case in April, they threatened to shoot two girls aged seven
and nine who started crying during their father's
interrogation. But one of the most horrific accusations is
based on footage seen by the Commission showing the beheading
of two victims. One of them apparently beheaded by a child.
So this cool, but you heard something interesting in there.
You heard that they had not, you know, they saw a video of it.
Oh, okay, so they saw a video so I'm like, you know, let me go
find this report. because this is what no other program out
there does, and the BBC now also on public television for all our
American viewers, they apparently didn't read the
report either. So I did that for you. Oh, hold on, this is the up
to 10 messages can be queued to be sent an order requested now
that's my key ER doc, here we go. And this is very hard to
find, by the way, very, very hard to find this report, but it
is from the Office of the High Commissioner of the Human Rights
Council. This is the advanced on an unedited version report of
the independent international commission inquiry on the Syrian
Arab Republic. I just have highlighted a few things for
you, which you can look at in the show notes, but a few that
need to be discussed. Now. In starting at the summary. The
conflict in Syria has reached new levels of brutality. This
report documents for the first time the systematic imposition
of sieges, the use of chemical agents and forcible
displacement, war crimes, crimes against humanity and gross human
rights violations continue a pace, referral to justice
remains paramount. This report covers the period 15 through
January 15 of May 2013. The findings are based on 430
interviews. So we've been through this before. They didn't
actually go to Syria. I read from the report, there are
reasonable grounds to believe that chemical agents have been
used as weapons, the precise agents delivery systems or
perpetrators could not be identified. I'm sorry, you
cannot BBC you cannot turn that into chemical weapons being
used. That's just not true. This is not what the report says.
Lack of access to the country continues to hamper the
Commission's ability to actually fulfill its mandate. You mean to
report? Honestly, this report is based on 430 interviews
conducted from Geneva, including via Skype and telephone with
victims and witnesses inside the country. I'm sorry, this is not
a report that can be based on anything any proof. However,
they say the standard of proof is as used in previous reports.
Such standard is met when reasonable grounds exist to
believe that incidents occurred as described. I mean, am I am I
crazy here?
We did this before this is almost like a deja vu show.
Right? We did the same right. Was the Libyan Yes. Libyan
format the Libyan scenario which is the same thing we had a bunch
of and then we had the situation with the Russians came they
walked waltzed in and then took pictures of stuff that was
supposedly going on it wasn't
and and they end thing is this is based on Skype interviews.
Okay, so they just they got 430 people to say man, it really
sucks here. And now are using chemical weapons. Yeah, where I
don't know how they use them. I don't know what kind of the I
don't know. Okay, sounds reasonable. That's bullcrap.
Okay, is it could it be happening? Sure. But it does not
give the BBC the journalistic right to say that this is
happening and there's no mention of this beheading done by a
child and the entire report please look at it's in the show
notes. Look at it again. I could not find it in fact is a very
small it's
like a bogus thing and it for one thing getting a child to
behead anything I mean for they could barely lift this the axe
or whatever. Yeah, it's just doesn't make sense.
Now we have we have we have Tommy's first little beheading
acts, you know, we do have by Mattel. We do have, there are
ways of doing it. But when it comes to children, this is all
this in the report. children continue to be the victims of
shelling and aerial bombardment by government forces. Examples
include attacks on cows your Brynn Aleppo on 23rd of January
owl who OSH Hama on seven February. So I see Damascus on
the 28th and 29th Houma homes on March 29, and dar on April 10.
In late February, a 14 year old child was shot by a sniper
positioned in the Baath Party offices in Daraa, Al bulat.
That's all that's in there about children. By now, there's one
other children were killed in attacks by armed groups. A two
year old boy died after being shot by a sniper. There's
nothing that says, Oh, the children Oh, the children. I'm
sorry, it's not in this report. Maybe you have the wrong report.
It seems like this is the one but So here's what's going on.
And, and I found out who is actually behind everything. And
I was, and I'm quite proud of this one. Because we know this
is about pipelines. Just Just a quick refresher. This is about
the competing pipelines that we have whether the pipelines will
go towards Europe from east to west. So we have the Iraq, Iran,
Iraq, Syria Mediterranean pipeline, which goes right to
the Russian port of Tartus. It's called the Islamic pipeline. And
from there, we either will there'll be a pipeline built up
to Cyprus and into Greece. But the ships are there. So it's the
Russian ports of the Russians can take their can take the gas
and float it right up. So that's, you know, that pipeline
is, that was a huge announcement, the big deal is
not a very long one, you have to go from Iran to Iraq, into
Syria, but it's a straight shot a straight line. And this, of
course, is one of the reasons why you're hearing about Qusayr.
Cousar, I don't know how to pronounce it, qu SAYR, which is
right under homes. This is the the true connection of all these
different pipelines. And that's why all the fighting is going on
there. There's 30,000 People that live in qussair. And you
can see it right in the map. It's right in between Lebanon
and, and Homs. But it's right in a direct path on the way to the
port. And that's the only reason why this fighting is all of a
sudden taking place. Remember, we said the same thing about
Waziristan, and that's where all the drone attacks are taking
place. So this is strategically very important, not for
Hezbollah weapons coming in, that's bull crap is all about
the pipeline, then we have the alternative pipeline. And these
are the people who are really involved in this struggle is the
pipeline from Qatar, Saudi Arabia, to Syria to Turkey.
Okay. And this also goes through homes. So it's, it's very, very
important. Now we have these couple of pipelines that are on
the way. And the new buco pipeline, which was supposed to
be this big project, and you know, is the big the Western
project, oh, it's gonna be fantastic. It's not going to get
done in time, it's not going to deliver enough. It has the only
reserves that it has to back it up is from Azerbaijan. And we
know that Azerbaijan is where beaucoup is this is where we
have Hillary Clinton hanging out and you know, supposed to go to
the caucuses. This is, you know, they can't get it done fast
enough, particularly, because what do we really have going on
now, we have the the new resources in the Mediterranean,
mainly those from Israel. So the idea is to replace the resources
from the Persian Gulf with a combination of Israel and
whoever else wants to jump in. So this this pipeline, which
would be transporting gas to Qatar, Qatar to Europe needs to
have buy in or it has to have Syria, particularly the homes
area, either destroyed. So that's just completely gone,
which seems like that is kind of the the way to go, or where
they're going or, or we do something with Israel. Now.
Here's the name. And this is what I was looking for. So this
project of the this pipeline to start in Qatar cross through
Saudi Arabia, and then eventually go into Jordan.
Right, which, you know, we so we have a real problem here with
with Syria. The guy's name is Frederick Hof. And he is a very
interesting guy. He's in charge of St. He's a member of the
Syrian crisis committee. This is a US Department of State thing,
you can look this guy up, which is what I did. And it took me a
while because his name was misspelled. And a couple
articles that I found with a c k and a double f, it turns out,
it's Frederick with a C and one F. And so he's a member of the
Syrian crisis committee. I'm like, this is very interesting.
Where's this guy coming from? And what is he talking about?
He's in all of these Friends of Syria. And so whenever someone's
a friend, and a colleague from the US government, be very, very
careful. So I'm like, Okay, let me find out what's going on with
this guy. And he is not just on the Syrian crisis committee, but
he is also from the Atlantic Council.
Anyway, when he was talking on C span, he was in his title, a
State Department, Middle East peace
office. Yes. Oh, yeah. No, he's had all of these titles. And
he's also a senior fellow at the Rafiq Hariri Hariri Center for
Middle for the Middle East. He is, he is now an ambassador.
Here in March 28 2012, President Obama conferred to Ambassador
Hoff, the rank of ambassador in connection with his new duties
as Special Advisor for transition in Syria. So this is
the he's the project manager. Okay. So let's look at this
project manager. Where did he go come from. He came from a very
interesting outfit if you look at his bio called the ARMA Taj
international LC Consulting Group. Now have you ever heard
of the armata Armitage international LC Consulting
Group?
No, but I'm sure I will in a second, founded
by Richard ie Dick Armitage, former US Deputy Secretary of
State, right. This guy, this guy arguably is the architect of the
invasion of Iraq, Iraq for the exact same reasons as what's
happening now in Syria. You can find them at Armitage
international.com. And it's basically it's a one man shop,
it's him and a couple of dudes. And if you read the about page
here, Armitage International was formed in March 2005 by Richard
L. Armitage, former US Deputy Secretary State He is joined by
four partners with extensive experience in government and
business together, they provide multinational clients with
critical support in the areas of international business solving,
development, strategic planning and problem solving. And so he
sent his guy who worked for him who had to resign Of course, in
as project manager of Syria. So, if you got out you really got to
look at Armitage. He is this guy is a real a real piece of work.
He was he's, I think he's the guy that outed Valerie Plame as,
as a CIA operative. He let me see, I gotta get his book of
knowledge page. I was hoping you had a little background on
Armitage that you remember
him? Oh, looking at the International pages. I'm
actually looking at the bios of all of these other partners. 123
women and forget I forget I'm
not important that they're just people who speak languages.
There's one who speaks Chinese one who speaks Japanese. So an
8098 Armitage signed the Project for the New American Century
letter to President Bill Clinton. We all know about this.
That urge Clinton to target the removal of Saddam Hussein,
Saddam Hussein's regime that was 98. During 2000, he served as
the foreign policy director to George W. Bush. As part of a
group led by Condoleezza Rice that was called They call
themselves the Vulcans remember that they were like the crazy
people who are gonna get bush and like these are truly the
evil actors of the world. March 23 2001, he was sworn in as
Deputy Secretary of State, close associate of Secretary of State
Colin Powell. So this is all before 911 happened very
convenient, very coincidental how that all went down. Again,
he was the guy that that outed Valerie Plame, but got Scooter
Libby, convicted for it. That's what's so funny. This is the guy
who told
why would Scooter Libby did wrong. He's like all the people
that go to jail, he dies on crutches.
I'm just reading from the book of knowledge just to get an idea
this actor, Pakistani President Musharraf, an interview with CBS
News on September 21 2006 allege that Armitage called an ISI
general immediately after the September 11 2001 attacks and
threatened to bomb the country of Pakistan back to the Stone
Age. Remember that? Oh, yeah, it was a big scandal. So this guy
is an a hole. And he and he works for big international
clients, ie, energy companies to get them to, you know, basically
to get the Pentagon to become the resource extraction unit of
the United States. So after he left public service, he went to
choice choice point. And this is where he got his leverage.
choice point, was a data aggregation company based in
Atlanta, that acted as a private intelligence service to
government and industry. We now know today we know choice point,
he was the CEO, we know choice point as LexisNexis. So he had
access to everything about everybody. And arguably, all
most administrations since this thing was put into place,
certainly the Obama administration have made use of
this data to really win elections. And that was a there
was a big controversy around the 2004 election cycle. That
involved the subsidiary of charter choice point making
several voters in Florida in our in eligible. So this guy is he's
right on board with everything. But then and this is is where it
really comes, this is what I was looking for. So remember the
path is we've got the project manager, the guy who works for
Armitage Armitage, the guy that helped get us into Iraq with the
Project for a New American Century P knackers than the Neo
cons. So he puts his guy in charge there, what is he in
charge of, he's in charge of stirring it up so that we can
build this new pipeline, or alternatively, just screw up the
whole country. But really, we want the Qatar guys because
Qatar can be a client, they are a client, they can be a much
bigger client in Saudi Arabia and Jordan, we want them as
clients. And so you gotta go look at what is Armitage doing
these days. He's on the board of directors of Conoco Phillips who
are building a huge floating liquid natural gas facility in
the Mediterranean. There you have it, and there you have it.
Well, that's what you do you get he gets his money's worth.
But then, when you have this narrative of children being
beheaded, or beheading, which is not,
is perfect. Well, they're I'm watching, I'm watching I've kind
of fallen this thing to die didn't get that angle,
obviously, because I live it's got to do with pipelines that
figure you're gonna get to the bottom of it, right. And it
always has something to do with pipelines. But I'm, I'm still
seeing a geopolitical thing going on on top of it, because
you never let a good crisis go to waste Totally agree. With
every possible use every possible thing you can what else
can you milk out of this deal?
I mean, even while you were using it just for filler.
Exactly. Okay. We'd never let these things go to waste. So we
were right on line. Exactly, exactly. So I'm under the
impression and but I believe not everybody is on board and there
seems to be dichotomous. And I don't know who's behind it. But
there's an effort being made to to actually start this Sunni
Shiites civil war that they have been working on. And it's the
it's the the DIA, the CIA, which I actually doubt. But I think
that Israeli intelligence, for sure. And they're going to do
everything they can to trigger it somehow. And some of the
Americans don't like it because we had a situation where
Condoleezza Rice out of the blue went to work for CBS. Yeah.
Which I think is more compromised than ABC, even
though you believe ABC is more compromised. But so she comes
on, I do have this clip. And this is the WTF Condoleezza Rice
clip where she comes on the show to say, Oh, we have to do
Americans. She's done that in the McCain Aodh camp of you
know, we've got to do something, we've got to do something. I
don't know if it's sincere, or it's bold crap, but this is not
what's going to happen
us to arm the rebels and impose a no fly zone on Assad's forces.
Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is now CBS News
contributor and joins us here this evening. Senator McCain
says armed the rebels impose a no fly zone. What do you think?
Well, there is no doubt that it's time for the United States
to make clear that it is going to engage in this effort to stop
the difficult situation in Syria and to to prevent it further
spread. It's already spreading across the region. So the United
States doesn't have an option of no action. No Fly Zone is an
actual military operation. And the President, the United States
is going to have to decide whether he is willing to apply
American military power to this conflict. But a no fly zone is
clearly an option
isn't worth the possibility of the loss of American life in
that operation. Well,
you have a situation now in which Syria is becoming the
linchpin of a possibly exploding Middle East, when you have
Iranian fighters in Syria, when you have Hezbollah in Syria.
When you have the Syrian shelling the Bekaa Valley in
Lebanon, when you have the Israelis taking out Syrian
installations because they fear for Israeli security, you have a
very serious situation on your hands. And the United States
really doesn't have an option to sit on the sidelines. What's at
stake. What is at stake is really the Middle East state
system as we know it. And what is at stake is a Middle East in
which Iran and its allies are on the march into places like
Lebanon destabilizing Jordan and Iraq and Gulf states, like Saudi
Arabia and Bahrain. Now, the United States of America has got
to be present in this. No other country has the potential even
to change the dynamics on the ground and to take the
initiative in the region.
Former Secretary of State in the Bush administration Condoleezza
Rice, thanks for being with She,
by the way, it's Conoco Phillips. Would you say Kyoko?
Oh, you know, I think almost worse. The catch is actually
pronounced that way. I think I think they might just kind of go
kind of goes away. I suppose you
could say it in Texas. No Kioko kind of occurs to guys but it's
a chevron. That's It's like It's like everything. It's like it is
the mack daddy of Mack daddies of energy. And so what she said,
it's funny, I liked that a lot. Because instead of just telling
the truth, just like, like it says, like, it's about, you
know, energy stuff.
She always says that vibrato in her voice, like she's a nervous
wreck. Or she's about to cry.
He didn't use the al Qaeda meme though. I kind of missed that.
Well, so I'm watching the national treasure PBS NewsHour.
And they shipped Margaret Warner, that funny looking woman
who was got it was a good reporter. All she should be on
radio, stay shipper to the Middle East to go talk with a
bunch of Mulas. And they got her you know, dressed up with a head
thing. And
it's right in time because you know, we have the the Iranian
Green Revolution is starting to kick in again. Right? So we were
riling up people and they got people marching in the street.
Well, I, I thought when I put these, here's the part Here's
her report a part of it part one, which is I'll tell you what
the clip name is soon get it queued up, but it's the SU Mike
about to get hot clip. She goes over there. And apparently, you
know, Hezbollah and all these guys are being all riled up.
Hezbollah, kinds, bah, bah, they they're going to go in there and
fight on the behalf of Assad. And this becomes somewhat
controversial within the Shiite community. But there's this the
second clip, which we'll play after this one, actually, I
wonder what, who's really writing the script for this
other guy. But here's just play this and listen to what they
have to say and tell me that they're not foaming at somebody.
I don't know. Again, I don't know who it is. But somebody is
fomenting a massive civil war within equity. We've not been
able to trigger they tried to do it with Iraq, I think was an
attempt. They couldn't pull it off. I think this we may be
getting there. Finally. We don't slaughter people. We're not
savages like them. The main
element of Hezbollah narrative to his constituency is that the
fight in Syria is a pre emptive war.
Randa Slim of the New America Foundation, author of a
forthcoming book on Hezbollah, business RO is casting this as a
necessary war of prevention. It's better
for us she has and Hezbollah to fight them inside Syria, instead
of waiting for them to come to
our backdoors and are Shia here buying that. So far,
the majority of the shares and particularly the core
constituency of Hezbollah, has bought lock, stock and barrel
into this narrative.
Not all however, one of Hezbollah's founders shake soupy
out to faily says this Raja is simply doing the bidding of his
patron Iran that can help you.
The truth is Hezbollah is ordered to defend the regime.
The party knows and all its leadership know that this
decision is wrong and destructive, and that it would
put an end to the party. Despite this, the party had to accept
the Iranian decision. Unfortunately, if things
continue this way, we are heading towards a destructive
Sunni Shiite war
to faily, who split from the group more than 15 years ago,
said Lebanese Shiites siding with oppressors like Assad will
bring disastrous consequences with an
hodell award this size will provoke the people and caused
the deaths of millions going to Syria from this country to
participate in this war is indirectly an invitation for
others to participate in this war
by others. He met Sunnis in Lebanon and the wider Middle
East while
Yeah, so I if I can just respond to this. Yes, of course this is
the media's job is to this is why she's being sent over there.
And this is why Terry Gross is trying to do the same thing and
with his with the Israeli shill about the Sunnis in the she has
the immediate minority mainstream media's job is to
help stir this up, whether it's wag the dog or real is
irrelevant, because we're all watching that while the
pipelines are being put in place and the transport is being
arranged So absolutely, John, of course,
but I'm not saying that this is done as a distraction. No
pipeline No. Love to get this all hell to break it's great for
everybody.
Everybody wins. So win win. Everybody wins except people are
getting killed that's all I left and right but by the way, it's
it's Hezbollah Hezbollah, you got you. So
the next guys and now we have a guy who's this who's a Sunni,
who is another guy but he has a trimmed beard and so funny
trimmed beard is like a really long beard and has square at the
bottom. I thought that was odd.
That's a cool look.
It's actually have interesting look but he I think I always see
this guy's a plant because he throws a couple of zingers in
there. That sound to me like somebody had some agency
somewhere put in his mouth if he would. No, no, he's on the other
side. He's the Sunni Sunnis that come in and kill these
Hezbollah, Hezbollah and so they're going to get this thing
started in some way shape or form and the way this guy does
this guy's a little pitch and he's kind of a dead eye guy. You
know, these guys with dead eyes? Yeah. Those guys Yeah, like
Hezbollah, Hezbollah, Hezbollah,
I'm working. I'm practicing Hezbollah. I'm practicing
it. So you get this guy's thing and they listen to it carefully.
Oh, she
is in Lebanon and the region support Assad and Christians are
divided. Most Sunnis support the Western back Syrian rebels.
radical Sunnis like Sheikh awkward Allah seer and the port
city of Sidon has been doing just that, urging his followers
to join the Syrian rebels fight against Assad. Friday he
sightedness Rella speech.
Nasrallah said I want you to kill the Sunni who are worse
than the Jews to go fight in Syria to fight the rebels. We
consider those words launching war against Sunnis throughout
the world.
I SEER who made a recent show of going to the frontlines in Syria
himself concedes of Lebanese Sunnis assisting the rebels are
no match for Hezbollah as reinforcers for a cyber
criminals,
they have more military experience and they have much
more developed weapons. We know that our people are not going to
make a difference, but it is our duty to send them.
So do you think this is turning into a Sunni Shia war? Who have
got
I consider this a war launched by those Shia groups who have
always carried animosity and hatred to the Sunnis throughout
history.
Hassan soror of Tripoli a Sunni answered the call to help the
Syrian rebels that he and his comrades were attacked by assets
forces, most including his brother were killed. snooty.
I went there because all the Sunnis there are being
slaughtered and tortured. This is our religious duty to go and
defend our families there.
Yeah, I'm being quiet. I'm listening. I was
deluded against they'd like to point out I was doing Mr.
Clifton at the end, because he was going on about how the they
don't have him. 62 We haven't got any M 16.
Well, this thing is great for everybody involved except for
the actual citizens of these countries.
Oh, yeah. No, they're toast. Yeah. Smart Money.
The stuff you put on the toast, I think this smart
money of these areas that which is the citizens that have got a
clue. They've all left and they're just living in tents.
You know, in Jordan, another place you have philosophical
questions, a miserable situation as your what is the UN in this,
by the way? Yeah, go ahead. The
UN makes some phony baloney reports. They sit on Skype all
day. Hey, Skype this guy, okay. Hey, hey, how's it going?
They're all Oh, it's horrible. Hold on right now. really sucks.
Okay. philosophical question about war. Would it not make
more sense, instead of using chemical weapons with sarin gas
or mustard gas? Wouldn't it make more sense to put like LSD in
there or something? For the people like really stone like
just wigged out and you just use walk in and do anything you
want? Right? We just round them up?
I'm sure they thought of it.
I mean, doesn't that make more sense? Why did I'm okay with
the, you know, grab my country thing, and I get it. And that's
just human nature. Humans are evil. But we don't have to kill
these people just just drive just the LSD. I think that'd be
cool. I'm on a bad trip, man.
Well, yeah, I guess you could take a crop duster and fly over
the population?
Well, no, I mean, you can still have it, you should still be an
F 16 Or a drone. And we got to keep the military industrial
complex, you know, they've got to feed the machine. So it has
to be done, you know, with redundant systems and big backup
and but just everything except the actual explosion part, you
know, just or the actual, you know, I'm off I'm off. I
think these be honest. I think a lot of these people are sadist
and they just love just place.
Well, I think it'd be funnier. It would be funnier. A lot
funnier. But it's true
for the amusement of the American public sent my amused
by all this anything
of the reality show I mean, the idea of a child
be hitting someone is just enough to you know, it's like,
but that's not true that just making that
the kind of imagery is like used for amusement purposes to the
public. Yes. Well, then you look differently at your own little
12 year old. Yeah, chop my head off if he had The chance
oh, maybe it's to scare your kids rather than adults. No, no,
maybe it's to get your kids in line. Got the children,
but the whole thing could be about getting the kids in when
that's possible. Yeah. Um, anyway, whatever the case is,
this is not looking good. No, no, it's missing. Nothing is
gonna calm down. We're not going into Syria anytime soon. We're
gonna let this thing boil over. And hopefully it infects the
whole the region. And that's why we got all these troops in
Jordan to protect because the Jordanians were very close with,
especially the King comes over here all the time and eats and
Morton's in San Francisco, I might add, drives around in a
huge blade I was
there one doesn't eat in cars, eyes, brothers restaurants. No,
no,
he eats at the Mortons. And he has a big giant Escalades with
guys with machine guns sticking out of the windows in the Union
Square area. It's a scandal. It is seriously and he has
the diplomatic plates, of course. Yeah, no plates, no
plates.
Whatever the case is, this guy's our buddy. And so he we need to
protect him. So if this thing boils over, and we've got all
those troops sitting there in Jordan, and we can help keep the
kingdom from falling. Let's
let's listen to the west Clarke seven again, so we can tick off
the list. So I came back to see him a few weeks later. And by
that time we were bombing in Afghanistan. I said, Are we
still going to war with Iraq? And he said, Oh, it's worse than
that. He said, He reached over on his desk. He picked up a
piece of paper. He said I just he said I just got this down
from upstairs meeting the secretary Defense Office today.
And he said this a memo that describes how we're going to
take out seven countries in five years, starting with Iraq and
then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and finishing off
Iran. Right so we Lebanon, we need that
Jordans not on the list. No, of
course not Somalia, and Sudan. That's the that'll be powers is.
Her job is to get Somalia and Sudan. And that's when we'll see
Clooney coming. But I predict the Clooney appearance pretty
soon
reemergence? I think Clooney all Dooney.
Yeah, no, of course. I'm ready for you. Come on. Come on
Mackey, you got some distractions? Pass right,
everybody calm? Clearly. I've been promised that possible
meeting with him. Seriously,
and you had, the promise will be fulfilled, you'll have a
possible meeting a possible
meaning if I meet him. I'm like, dude, would you just have sex
with me? I swear to God, I
will take care of you by thing and he'll probably take care of
his current.
Georgia just want to have cappuccinos with you. Like
Cuomo. Come on every woman's thinking it, please. There
wasn't I sorry. I said, so I'm going to stop doing that. So
a couple times. And you also said, okay, at the end of
sentences, you're starting to pick that one up.
And you are completely clean and devoid of all these problems?
Well, I
thought we agreed that when we saw these errors, we could call
the other guy out on it. Now what are you calling me out? I'm
calling you out?
Well, no, I'm calling you out. Because I called myself out. You
didn't call me out at all. You need to call me out. If you're
hearing me say okay, at the end of the sandwich,
it was during your little pitch it was too it was roll on a
roll? I'm not gonna stop you. I agree. Admit. Thank
you. Thank you. It's appreciated.
I mentioned it so you can be aware, self aware self awareness
is what we're working on here.
I'm not going to play the jingle. But we did receive an
interesting piece of email from one of our producers that I
would like to summarize because a little bit too long to go
through the whole thing. And then I received from from
another producer I received basically just the fact. This is
the Obama cocaine analysis email. Very good email from our
producer, RJ, John Adam, after listening to the remainder of
Sunday show this morning and hearing the piece about Obama on
cocaine and immediate thought came to mind. Is this. If this
was if is this what has caused him to get so strung out before
the first debate in October? Also, if he isn't a regular
cocaine user, but perhaps he is on speed or even Adderall? Uh
huh. A little personal background. He says our
producer, I have been on Adderall for over a decade.
Who'd share. I can live without it. I can live without it. But
you go into the normal withdrawal depression state like
you would with any other drug and you're put into an
overwhelming lethargic state. You just can't get off your ass.
One thing I've learned about this drug is that you have to
take a mental vacation every three or four months. After a
few months of use, you start to get diminishing returns and you
start to Feel the toll that drug takes on your brain, it would
seem normal with any drug that you use for an extended period
of time, where the sole purpose is to alter chemical imbalances.
You build up tolerance drugs like this are also Vasso
constrictors, which I guess is the blood vessels. In addition
to increased heart rate and blood pressure, you urinate
quite frequently, after prolonged use, you start to feel
physically drained from constant dehydration, you just need a
break from stuff before you collapse. So then he does an
analysis here of kind of the three to four month window that
the President seems to stop taking, whatever he's taking.
And he points out that it fits kind of perfectly with some of
our analysis of the President being completely hammered.
stoned out of his brain on the night of Benghazi. But then, and
this is what just blew me away, then, I mean, just get the I'm
gonna need to clip here as well. Now, I got an email from one of
our producers who sent me this isn't a pretty recent report.
tucked away under a list of medications in the report on
President Obama's recent physical exam, isn't intriguing
notation, quote, jetlag slash timezone management, direct
physician prescribed program, occasional medicate medication
use. And this is written by the President's Doctor Navy Captain
Jeffrey Kuhlman. Now it didn't say what drug the President
might be taking to fight the mind numbing effects of crossing
too many time zones, but sleep doctors consulted by this
article say one possibility is Provigil,
right as common was one used by the Air Force. And the pilots
alert for for 30 or 40 hours. Drake right. So
Provigil has a very interesting Wikipedia page for Modafinil,
which is the the medical name for it. And it is also often
used to help people who are trying to kick addiction to
cocaine. Oh, now,
I didn't know that. So
I went looking for Provigil commercials, I thought it'd be
kind of funny to listen to all the side effects, which
includes, by the way, well, there's one side effect, which
the President has an aisle, you'll get that in this report.
This is ABC News, Diane Sawyer, who I think is drunk, she
stumbles as usual. And every single report about this drug
was similar. But of course, when you have Diane Sawyer doing,
it's more fun. We want to take you into a kind of secret
society, a hidden edge discovered by some very
successful Americans. This is the same thing everywhere this
report it was part of the PR campaign, I guess, a secret
society by wealthy Americans who get to take this pill.
We discovered sales of a little pill are not just booming, we
have traced a 74% increase in the sales in four years. So what
is it does it work and what is the risk
and they go into this whole report John about Provigil it is
this is this is fantastic. Here's ABC, Stan Harris. They
are all around us a secret society of the successful
Doesn't that sound like exactly what the President would be able
to
share? This is a promotion, obviously for Provigil.
He's the spokesperson, he is the spokesperson for the secret
society. The lobby wakes up at five for two full workouts.
Notice he says the lobbyist before work, it's amazing. I
just don't get it. why more people don't know about it. The
computer programmer
who can now write code for 12 hours at a time, it helps you
focus up for exceptionally long periods of time. And the brain
researcher finding connections nobody else is seeing. It's just
a clear day. The fog isn't there.
I love her. Everyone's voices change, but
it's a prescription drug you can get a prescription for it. I had
a prescription for Provigil. I have used this drug
can you send me some? No, why not? Sight? 20
bucks a pill is the bliss the biggest scam in the world. Let
me finish. And I'm not gonna say so go to your doctor and ask him
for some. It's just not hard
to get. It's more. It's more fun. If you give it to me.
That's
a drug dealer. Here's the deal.
Once you get all pissed off, all of a sudden, I'm just
telling you I'm getting annoyed by this report because this is
obviously a promotional thing. Always annoys me when they
present it as secret society. It's I'll tell you what, and by
the way, JC has studied this stuff to death. So I'm gonna
give you the rundown on the pill from a reality point of view.
Before we do that. Can I ask you Do you know what the one side
besides the fact that your brain will fry which they don't
mention it makes you
go mad makes you go crazy. What is the one side effect to make
sure, Brad. I have no idea
a rash skin rash. Oh, I have which the President consistently
has according to his medical report.
Oh, that's interesting. He might be using Provigil you
don't get so excited because when you get excited then the
Skype connection craps. Okay.
Well, I'm thinking that if he's if he's just Pro, I doubt it.
Why? Why do you doubt that? He's not in the secret society?
No, no, I'm not. I'm sure he uses Provigil constantly. Yeah,
but I think he's that's you don't party on pro vigil. No,
no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, please don't get me wrong. He's still
remember, Provigil is used for people who are trying to kick
the cocaine habit. So the way you do it, is you party on
cocaine? And then like, um, I've never done Coke, actually. I
did, once recently, and it was like, for what, that's what it
is. That's stupid. And like, so what a waste John big waste of
time. And then you and then the next day, like, What is this
crap, which of course is normally one, I guess you would
go oh, let's do some more coke. But now instead, you take the
Provigil, you see? And that carries you over without all the
nasty effects of like, cost. What?
Yeah, I suppose it's possible for the guys on Coke, weed and
Provigil. I think I still think there's a missing element here.
And I'm going to base this would you have if you want to finish
the report?
If you think is fun, if you want to, I mean, you're just gonna
get more annoyed. It's just a promotion.
Okay, it's a promotion for Provigil. Provigil, by the way
is now in the public domain. Yeah, and they got a new one.
And by the way, here's a new trick by the drug companies.
They took Provigil the guys who are going to make generic drug
company that makes Provigil bought the generic company, and
they do this all the time, Eric. Yeah. Is actually now more
expensive than the new version. Yeah. What's your point they get
away with this point. So anyway, so here's the deal with pro
Provigil is apparently you can't really learn you're learning
part of the brain stops working. Yeah. And all you are awake.
That sounds like I'm president.
So you don't learn it. You can't learn anything because it just
shuts kind of shuts that down. This is a JC buzzkill Jr. This,
but you're awake so it's not good for like studying. So it's
not it's not a college drug. Adderall is the drug that you
take if you want to study. Yes. If you want to.
I'm taking a long I'm taking notes Adderall for learning.
Okay.
Yes. If you want to
stop, stop, stop. Call me back on Skype because I can't. I
can't stand this cutting out call me back and tell someone to
stop doing whatever they're doing. Nobody's here. Yeah.
Well, you're doing some hate that roaming. And let me just
write this down. Adderall is for learning. Okay, Adderall is
better if you called me back. Yes, it is
worse. Like it makes a difference.
You know what I really dislike. Now, that when you use Skype for
Windows, the default is to use like your phone number. The
default is not called the person on Skype. The default is call
this person's phone. Assaulting. It's insulting. All right, so
Adderall is for learning. Yeah, and wait. COVID isn't a one good
thing only Coke is for partying party for party hookers and sex
occurs. Well, after a while I understand that it doesn't work
anymore. If you do much, and
it didn't because you wouldn't care. Right. Provigil is for
driving. Can you hear me? Yeah. provisionals for driving a
truck?
Oh, for truckers. Okay, so cocaine is probably a
lot safer for them to be driving a truck with Provigil than they
are on Benzedrine
ya know for sure, and then you may also have for sleeping to
the downer is to Mazza Pam
Oh, is it safe?
I take it all the time.
I don't do anything to sleep by fall asleep in a chair he
has held I'm telling it you're gonna die in the chair that
you'll be one of those people be 98 and he died die in the saddle
in the chaise lounge and he died on his shades shades.
chaise lounge is gonna be in the saddle. Unfortunately. vigil is
a useful drug if you need to stay awake. That's about it.
Well stay awake and stay productive.
Yeah, you can you can clean around without being on
something which I wish is the one we've left out I'm going to
bring it up now. Mess All
right. Well, meth is just the cheap person's version
of not necessarily. There was a really good article in the in
the National Enquirer and we know that that's one of the few
true journalistic outlets that actually does. Does their job.
Yeah, believe it or not. On how Kennedy
Yes, the doc with meth right
feel good. Who would shoot him up with methadone constantly. At
one time he overdosed at the Carlyle hotel. It's in this you
can go look it up on the web, or under Carla hotel and Kennedy
went nuts took off all his clothes started running around
the lobby, not the lobby, but the hallways of the
there's like the coney guy. The Coney guy did that.
Yeah. So math is the other.
Are you John just one thing? Are you did you did you click on
something? Are you running any program on your computer?
Because this is what I'm hearing? You know, no, there's
nothing running. There's no like something in your system tray.
No, let me take a look. If you want to put in or pause the
recording, I'll go check some
Yeah, please. It's all of a sudden it just started and it
can't just be the Skype straight. Alright, that's all
fixed now. I don't know if JC JC is doing this flood pinging. So
yeah, stop now. It's fine. Whatever it was, it was fine
now,
well, apparently I gotta do some some port forwarding. Anyway.
Not during the show though. fleas.
So anyway, where was I was going to drug run now cuz so here's
what I'm thinking. The White House and I guess it Kennedy had
this doctor feel good. And there's no reason to suspect
that everyone who's ever gotten this job. That's why they turn
white. hasn't got a doctor in there doping them up. Hey,
Bon Jovi has a doctor doping him up. I mean, please, this is what
this is what happens when this is a stressful occupation? Yeah,
yeah, totally. You need it.
So they're doped up. And I still believe that, apparently.
According to the way this article was written that these
guys are these maths shots. Really? You know, they really
enjoy it. Guess I'm telling you. This is the Obamas probably
doped up on all kinds of stuff. I'm sure he's on Provigil.
Yeah. Well, I'm going to try the appropriate jokes. I think
that's an interesting experiment. So here's the
problem with COVID. Why did you have it? If you don't mind me
asking you a personal medical question since you brought it
up. If I take a long drive, always take it. Okay. Got it.
Makes sense. Truck driver.
I don't want to fall asleep to kill myself.
I just had this visual of you with the eyes like
steering wheel. It's actually amazingly it's a great product.
I'll tell you this. Great. Great, your outstanding. It's an
outstanding product. It doesn't make you buzz. Wire. This
is a very big, very big endorsement.
Now it's a big it's a good product the first couple of
times you use it. It makes you makes you feel like your brain
has got an itchy but it definitely would just boom that
goes away really quickly. But anyway, it's I would recommend
if you're taking a cross country drive, and you want to be alert
Now you tell me to Hot Pocket tours. And now you're telling me
Hey, kids,
we brought this up on the show three years
ago Uncle John says pro visuals girl right?
We brought up three years ago you weren't paying attention. So
I didn't because I forgot to take my Adderall. That's why I
wasn't paying attention to your
drop back. Is this a ripoff? Okay,
how about coffee does that was coffee work?
Coffee is not as good as gives you the jitters.
And by the way coffee is now in the DSM in DSM five coffee
addiction is an actual treatable disease. When you mean treatable
with tea, no with Provigil Of course. Da Siri I'm not kidding
John. It's in their coffee addiction isn't
take Provigil you take away man. For a 50 cent cup of coffee
because you're addicted to it. You take a $20 pill. Let's see
coffee. Addiction. DS. I'm telling you it's in their coffee
addiction. That withdrawal the withdrawal of caffeine
addiction. Here it's a mental disorder. We see what number it
is. I think it's classified as mental disorder number 29. I
don't make this stuff up. This is It is funny. Oh, thank you. I
got an ad for Revlon. That's right. It's exactly what I'm
looking for. Hey, that that targeting is working.
It's targeting for let's see, they're gonna get away with the
bogus targeting meme
and the stuff that makes your browser slow down to a crawl.
Because it's got all this crap working. Yeah. Okay, I can't
find the article. But yeah, And now of course, you're gonna get
prescribed with with Provigil or something of that ilk.
Provisional came out originally as a pill for people who are
narcoleptic. And they swear by it, they have to take it all the
time. Yeah. That works.
And but there's no no actual studies of long term use is
there?
I wouldn't use anything long term.
Oh, okay.
The study would be narcoleptics who have to take this stuff
constantly?
Well, I liked it very much. I thought it was fantastic
discovery that the President has the rash. And that the
must be taken a lot.
Well, yeah, of course. It's like, you got to take it every
single day. And then of course, you know, you have to stop a
doctor's orders or I mean, you gotta stop. You gotta you gotta
you gotta look all bug eyed and crab. You gotta you gotta stop
this for the debate. And then it's any stop for the debate.
And he was completely looked totally like a day after drug
user.
What? Yeah, that first debate. He was terrible.
Yeah. And then after that, they're like, alright, well,
we're not going to try that anymore. Now are we bury? No?
Okay. But yeah, look at the Modafinil look at the look at
the description in the book of knowledge says right there. It's
for people who are trying to kick the cocaine habit. So what
you use on your off day?
Fantastic. Fantastic. All round drug.
Did you see Hillary by the way speaking of Red Books, see her
at the Fashion Awards?
She looks delightful, isn't she? I think she had a neck job. Yes.
Her neck should be saying like
her face is all puffy. It's all puffy. As I know this look, come
on. I have a 64 year old ex wife. I know this look. Job.
Yeah, I think they screwed up on the left side of her face.
Because her smile now kind of goes creepy looking at someone
like
you tell you know, let me tell you. This is very, very
difficult to do. And the thing that that women who get older
who get this these procedures have and I'm speaking from 100%
experienced just not on my sofa. By
the way. I don't think we we mentioned we think she's had a
face lift
or facelift. But what we predicted this we predicted she
will go away. And firstly I job done, which was the whole I fell
down, I hit my head. And now I'm wearing and I'm going to the eye
doctor and we had with sunglasses for a few weeks,
which also because you get black eyes and all kinds of bruising
from the face job. But the hardest women who get older that
they really hate is these creases in their cheeks. Because
you know it's not cute after a while because you have kind of
the chipmunk like look, but then you get creases all around the
all around the terrible looking. It's not a good look. And it's
just but it's part of getting older. And women are still
beautiful, even if they have that in my personal opinion.
Just no pearly necklace for you. And, but but they're inserting
stuff. And it's very, very difficult to get the symmetry
right. And I agree with you left side, particularly when the
light hits it because this is a picture taken on stage, which is
really where you see these things or not. It's either I
don't think it's ever going to be turnout, right? I mean, I've
seen this. It's like they'll get a little buildup of tissue in
there that just won't really be symmetrical with the other
sides. So you're going to see, here's my prediction. You're
going to see Hillary taking pictures only of the right side
of her face. She will never do left side and a will and it will
all be never full on it will always be profile. Fact, is how
it works. By the way, this outfit she was wearing from
Oscar de la Renta. It made it look like a frickin Oompa Loompa
I mean, this is not an outstanding outfit. This
horrible, horrible outfit. The Oscar shouldn't be vilified for
that.
Did you see that photo? Is that that same Daily Mail article
that go down the guy who won Best Male
that's the look I when I saw that picture. I'm like, oh,
that's the look John should have with the pants Cut.
Cut off shoes with no socks. A little dinky bowtie that's
crooked. And this guy wins the award for best male
and his pants are cut off above the knee. Idiotic but then I was
shocked to see Ralph Lauren Ralph Lauren. Looks like he
looks like the guy from The Simpsons. What is that? Mr.
Burns?
Is he the one who wants to marry his cat?
Now the old the nuclear guy the old evil guy?
No, I'm talking about one of these big designers came down
Oh no, you're talking about Karl Lagerfeld now. All right,
Lagerfeld.
Why do I know this I live with too many women. I need Provigil.
So I stop learning these things.
So what is the deal with Lagerfeld wanting to marry his
cat? Nobody thinks this is really
great. No, I can explain this. This is all about the gay
marriage thing in Paris. These guys are all in Paris in Paris.
And you know, a million people are burning down Paris because
they don't like the idea of gay marriage. And then, of course,
the fashion industry all goes into a tizzy and like, well, we
can't have that. I'm just No, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna marry my
craft.
This is, that may be an explanation.
It is the explanation. I know. This world is so stupid.
I'm gonna marry my cat.
I know what I'm gonna I'm just gonna marry my cat. I'll show
those stupid French because they're all in France on this is
what they do.
So I got when I got an ask Adam, let's take a break.
Oh, hold on a second. Do I have a jingle? Oh, I gotta fix my
Mac. It's hanging. Adam. Sorry.
Let's go with the question. What does? The question is? We know
that the Chinese call their army, the People's Liberation
Army PR, what is the what do they call their navy?
What do they call their navy? So if it's the People's Liberation
Army, you would think it would be the People's Liberation navy.
However, this being an ask Adam, I'm suspicious that it may not
be the correct answer.
Well, let's play the clip. The South
Korean top military chief will also visit China's North Sea
Fleet based in Qingdao later this afternoon. The NSF is one
of the three fleets of the People's Liberation Army Navy,
were China's first aircraft carrier, Liao Nene, and nuclear
powered submarines are based
North Sea Fleet
know the answer is the beaut in Haven. Listen to the clip. The
answer is the People's Liberation Army Navy.
I didn't get it from that clip. Yeah, it's in there. My
Adderall.
The South Korean top military chief will also visit China's
North Sea Fleet based in Qingdao later this afternoon. The NSF is
one of the three fleets of the People's Liberation Army Navy,
were China's first aircraft carrier, Liao Nene, and nuclear
powered submarines are based Well, I failed.
DLA is they run everything so that they run the army the Navy,
the Air Force, the Marines it'd be the People's Liberation Army
Air Force, People's Liberation Army Navy. I thought that was an
educational part of the show. Yeah, it's highly appreciated.
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It is it is necessary that we ask these things.
Otherwise you're gonna play more Beavis and Butthead clips like
this one here where we are Beavis and Butthead as we listen
to this clip and giggle or this game one magic what's in it
downstairs to Susanna Collins. He's outside the Blackhawks.
Good evening, Susanna.
Hey, Pat. Well, the second season starts tonight and this
Blackhawks team is ready all season long. They have been
saying that this is the season that matters. And despite the
fact that they've had such a tremendous amount of sex during
the journey of success during the regular season, clinching
the President's Trophy she said sex
and you brought that to the table. Yep. email from
where I got it. Okay, let me do it. Keep it light for a little
bit. No, I don't want to keep it light. I
got other things to do. Okay, I got a good one. You want to keep
it light turn on II?
Know, here's one. This is the
why do we need to keep it light I don't get it. We've
highlighted just
just just going to wind back into the show. This is not that
light. This is about this is from the C span the F 35
discussion on what to do about the fact that this thing is
over. You know, this is a joke this this jet, it doesn't fly.
It doesn't fly, it doesn't work and they can't get it finished.
And it's overdue and it's over budget and everything. So this
is just a Democrat representative in California,
named Loretta Sanchez, who is the parently been reelected so
many times as she's like one of the top you know, she's seeking
yak as long as she wants to do. So I have a kind of a long clip
here. But she reminded me of somebody is sit tell me you
agree and who I clipped in at the end. So you can kind of get
to Kant, comparison and contrast of this woman discussing the F
35. And rambling in some odd way saying absolutely nothing and
sounding pretty much like an idiot and looking like one
curiously,
I'd like to speak to Miss Duckworth amendment Gentlelady
is recognized for five minutes. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. It is
true that we have on this subcommittee taking a really
hard look and we'll continue to take a hard look at the
production, the development and the production of the F 35. As
you know, it's our only production plane scheduled for
the next 20 to 30 years and it does have a great number of
allies included in the buy as we move forward. The last year has
seen significant improvement in in the development and
production of the F 35. However, we also have to recall But this
program is seven years behind schedule, and 70% over cost at
this point. So we have to ask ourselves, how do we how do we
for how do we move forward in a program that we need, but ensure
that we're getting what we need. And Miss Duckworth amendment is
really about putting the pressure in particular on
Lockheed Martin, who's the prime, and everybody else. And
so I can appreciate Mr. VCs concerns. And as you know, these
are always difficult issues. But this really is about how do we
continue to ensure that the contractors who are developing
and building this are doing it in a way that is successful. For
us. That's what we're talking about here.
I personally believe that us Americans are unable to do so.
Because sama people out there and our nation don't have
balance. And I believe that our education like such as South
Africa, and the Iraq everywhere, like such as and I believe that
they should, our education over here in the US should help the
US or should help South Africa. It should help directly Asian
countries, so we will be able to build up our future. Thank you
very much, South Carolina. Okay,
yeah, that's a long way to go for the joke.
Yeah, I know. But this woman I couldn't find a good place to.
She just she was I, a lot of these people get elected, and
then reelected and then reelected. It's just beyond me.
That's because everyone's on Provigil. They're awake, but not
learning. Apparently, not. So you know, stop taking the
Provigil get yourself some Adderall. It's the learning
drug. And then once we get these bitches out, let's party on
coke.
Yeah, but that's kind of the democratic approach.
So Stacey sent me actually, I should I should do this. Stacy
sent me an email
agenda. I'm just gonna play that closer from now on. Oh, very
nice, perfect pitch to and she just moved to Austin. She left I
think I was in California. Yay. I can't remember where she left.
She was a psychotherapist. And we started practicing in 2005.
And she got so so disappointed with the she actually she
studied psychopharmacology, the whole DSM and the subs and the
whole subscribe prescribing drugs for kids. She just she got
so fed up with she left left the profession left medicine
altogether, has moved to Austin and is trying to find herself
or something like that. It's just one of your dinner dates.
No, I don't know where this is an email. Now. She showed up on
email very long emails. I'm not going to read her email. But she
has been she has intimate involvement with kids and with
how kids are being treated in schools and what they're being
taught the whole slave training thing that we've been kind of
looking at. And she said her son school alone has had five lock
downs this year alone, five lock downs, drills, which is this the
slave training is is out of control. And before I get to
that, I'd like to play you an example of what these lockdowns
are like and how they're being used how your children are being
used as props for the cops to train.
That test started with a report of the man with a gun at the
middle school students practice disarming the suspect and
helping emergency crews get control of the situation.
By the way, they're not practicing any disarming.
They're practicing cowering in the corner.
Another scenario involves students being held hostage on a
school bus. Organizers call the drill an important lesson for
all involved. For students first of all, to experience it and for
the first responders to actually respond to it. So they're seeing
exactly how they're going to feel how they're it's going to
work together when they actually respond to a disaster. The drill
was mostly paid for with federal grants from Homeland Security.
The Chancellor spoke description player learning or something
that keeps him somebody thinks of suspect.
SWAT was on the ground and choppers were in the air at
Eatonville middle school today. This school shooting drill also
included a school bus takeover organizers said it's important
to practice these scenarios. That way they can be ready to
respond if the worst case becomes a reality. So I've been
receiving nothing but emails about this stuff. Just there's
so many giant voice systems. We've got. Someone sent me from
what was it the University was that John it was. Let me see it
was UNC, University of North Carolina. Yeah. About their
emergency drill on the 19th. There will be crisis actors will
be there. I mean, they're getting the full the full blown
deal. Oh, and it's funny because he said
they should be charging admission. If, yeah,
if you go to alert carolina.unc.edu It's hilarious
because on that page, it says, I need to I need to do the giant
voice system for this. The university is currently
operating under normal conditions. The State University
is currently operating under normal conditions. Alright.
Thanks,
Dom. This is like that. That's that those memories with the
airports used to have red as the orange.
Same thing is back again. It's back. All right. So back to the
email.
She says university should be ashamed of itself. Yeah.
So Stacy sends me a couple of scans. Actually, the photos not
scans. Of I think this is her friend's second grader came home
with this book. And I presume this is not Austin. Let me see.
Oh, no, this is a Alabama so I guess is a friend in Alabama.
Her second grade. How old is the second grader John?
C. Phil, Evan 10 Nine, eight, I think hey, I think so.
And so she sent me 1234 A like 10 pictures. And this is
actually maybe seven seven could be seven year old.
I'm sorry. It's Connecticut. Oh my God. It says in color. Of
course. Connecticut's Yes. In collaboration with Alabama
center for it's in collaboration with the with the Alabama Center
for Law and civic education. I don't know who that is. I'm just
reading the booklet. The Connecticut Secretary of State
and Connecticut chief State's Attorney's Office is called play
by the rules. Connecticut laws for youth. By the way, play by
the rules is trademarked. I see a little TM
by the rules trademark. This is Bogut IV
civics first ink presents play by the rules. So it has a couple
things and this is being given to second graders. So this is
the slave training.
Yeah, for seven and eight year olds. It's disgusting. What is
sexual assault or rape? This is disgusting. These little kids
sexual assault or rape is forced sexual intercourse with another
person sexual assault is also any sexual intercourse.
Because the people that put these programs together, are
they even married with children, they have a clue
consensual or not with a person under the age of 13, provided
there's at least a two year age difference between the
individuals if the victim is over the age of 13. But under
the age of 16, there must be at least a three year age
difference between the individuals
in kids are learning how to read Where are they getting this kind
of bull crap. It's
complicated. What is public indecency. What public and I'm
just reading on a second grader. Yes. public indecency occurs
when a person engaging in decency
is giving this kind of book to a second grader. public indecency
occurs when a person engages in sexual intercourse exposes his
or her private parts, or lewdly fondos or caresses the body of
another in a public place where he or she is likely to be
observed by someone else. Wow. That's just making out respect
for authority. Do I have to obey police officers? I gotta get
your jingle for this. Oh, wow. Okay, so this is Hey, slaves
listen up. Do I have to obey police officers? Yes. Police
officers are charged with enforcing the law and protecting
the safety of the public. You should always show respect for
law enforcement officers. It is illegal to refuse to leave an
area upon lawful command or to otherwise interfere with a
governmental function for example, interfering with the
police officers or firemen while they are doing their duty. Wow.
Just hear this in your head
kids you will obey you will obey you will obey
what is a date rape drug, a date rape drug as a drug use by
the way Wait stops. This is for a second grader grader.
Yeah, it has like cartoons and everything man this is it's got
like little chickens and cartoons and there's no cartoon
by this particular entry. A date rape drug is a drug used by an
offender to make another person unconscious for the purpose of
committing a crime such as a sexual assault or other sexual
offense. These drugs may be colorless and odorless and can
easily be put into someone's drink. Common date rape drugs.
So
when the second graders out at the bar, well wait, but it's
interesting. Common date rape drugs are GH B and ecstasy. I
disagree. I think that is incorrect. I don't think ecstasy
is a date rape drug. I don't think so either right under this
right under this next paragraph. Is it okay to take prescription
drugs? Yes. But so disgusting. Yes. But it is legal only if we
just prescribed it
wasn't like some sort of a gag. Frank that didn't really exist
completely. Google it. It's completely real. I'm sure I'm
sure there's I didn't Google it, but I'm sure it's out there. Is
it okay to take prescription drugs? Yes, but it's illegal
only if it is prescribed for you by a doctor and it's taken
according to your doctor's directions. It is illegal to
take another person's prescription or to sell
prescriptions. Such drugs may only be stored or carried in the
original prescription container. It is also illegal to change
prescription or to use a fake ID to fill a prescription. Okay, do
I have to go to school? You want to hear that one? Yes. Education
is critically important to your development as a productive
citizen. To do that with giant voice I'm sorry that's not good
enough. I need giant voice Yes, education is critically
important to your development as a productive citizen please go
to school. I was pretty good. Connecticut encourages you to
not only graduate from high school but to enter one of the
many colleges within the state or to attend college outside the
state. Doing so will increase your future earning capacity and
improve your livelihood. At the very least it is your legal
responsibility and that of your parents or guardians to see that
you go to school full time for ages five to 18 This is great
stuff. Internet safety, our chat room safe. Listen up chat room
this is for you our chat room safe. No chat rooms are not safe
places to be while online. Because you cannot. Why? Because
you cannot always be certain with whom you are chatting.
A grand the problem with that is a great deal of
negative things can result from chat rooms such as such as
bullying. Stalking, kidnapping, rape and murder. Wait a minute.
Murder in the chat room is the name of the next novel.
Wait, what was the song? Murder on the dance floor? Was it
murder on the dance floor murder? On the who did that song
dancer in
the disco wasn't it? Wasn't murdered.
I thought was murder on the dance. Well, there's no is
Sophia. No. surfy Sophie Ellis Baxter I knew I had a right to
murder on the dance floor. Yeah. So you go from bullying,
stalking, kidnapping, rape and murder. Not all that or instant
messaging is bad though. Ask your parents to help you find
safe areas to communicate with your peers. But what if I get
harassing emails or text messages? You should report any
harassing emails or text messages to your parents,
guardians, teachers, counselors and anyone else who might be
able to help you. These forms of harassing communication are
commonly known as cyber bullying. In some situations, it
may become necessary to notify the police if she is not killed.
DJ DJ Oh I love them this was the jam member this John
it's a terrible song turn it off.
It's a great song. This is murder on the dance floor.
I know I know what it is.
Well sorry. It's a great song. No, it's yes it is. It wasn't
very very very boring.
What is cyber bullying? Cyber bullying involves the use of
technology email, text messaging, websites cell phones
etc. To harass or annoy another person cyber bullying is a form
of threatening or harassment and that falls under legal on the
law CGS five three A dash 6253 A dash 182 ones.
Yeah, doing it there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So the little seven,
eight year old can give your mom a CG five Civil Code 533.
By the way, every single paragraph has its civil code
listed underneath it in this whole booklet.
Every single one is worthless worth a fortune as a
collectible.
What makes downloading music illegal?
Well, let's slip that one in. It's huge.
It is against the law to download music, movies or other
media if you're violating its copyright a copyright is the
legal right granted to an author, composer, playwright,
artist or publisher to exclusive public little bit. Let's see if
there's any scam under federal law a person can be prosecuted
for the Criminal infringement of copyright and be punished up to
10 years in prison and fined up to $50,000. Damn. I'm being
harsh to the kids chefs slang is it illegal to share games and
software? Okay, weapons, guns and fireworks. Some of them are.
Chapter Four. Some of the most serious problems with violent
crime in the United States is connected with guns and other
deadly weapons. This chapter will define and explain some of
the laws regarding handguns and other deadly weapons you should
be aware of these laws to protect yourself and others.
persons under 18 year of age cannot own a rifle shotgun BB or
pellet gun.
You cannot want a BB gun if you're under 18 persons that go
into effect when I was a little kid. Everyone had a BB gun
persons under
18 years of age cannot own a rifle shotgun BB or pellet gun
pellet isn't like, like a potato spud gun.
No no a pellet gun is like a supercharged BB gun that shoots
different kinds of little rounds and Louise even has when someone
will shoot a little thing with a feather on the back ends. It
shoots a pellet the pellets are heavy lead little they're like a
bullet
okay well you can't you can't have a BB gun
but this is d ball the public can everyone I was a kid we had
most of them a lot of the kids had 20 twos Wait
a minute hold on. Can I own Slingshot is legal for you to
own a slingshot but it's IE legal for anyone to possess a
weapon weapon means any BB gun Black Jack metal or brass
knuckles any Dirk knife switch knife any knife having an
automatic spring release device that which a blade is released
from the handle and having a blade of have over one and a
half one half inches in length stiletto any knife the edge
portion of the blade of which is four inches or over in length
any police baton or nightstick any martial arts weapon
electronic defense weapon or any other dangerously or deadly
weapon or instrument so the answer No you can't have a
slingshot what happens if I bring a slingshot this is crazy
it's just crazy. I want this I agree Stacy I need I'm gonna
send you my address I want this thing I want one two well the
only the only thing she only has one
well you can have that one obviously there's somebody out
there who's got to have a copy of this when just sort of civics
This is a total collectible. I mean what back to that book
worrying about the Nazi state Yeah, this is this is a little
different. The way is being done but this is the same thing.
But this is for second graders that's that's the thing. That's
so weird. It's beyond ludicrous. So if you go to civics first.org
civics first ct.org Oh, hold on. Civics first ct.org or
Connecticut. Let me see if that's the website advancing
democracy and Law Education in Connecticut. Play by the Rules
let's see if they have the booklet you can order you can
order them book order form civics first thing is pleased to
announce the availability of the second edition of play by the
rules
oh what's the first edition that's the valuable one
Oh damn. Oh boy if we can only we can get our hands up maybe
maybe at Comic Con for lucky Ah Wow.
Looking at this page I don't see anything about the book
under civics first it says that under the under the civics first
CT menu the drop down the little wedge by the rules by the rules
and there's a book order form. It's kind of lame they don't
have any like pictures. Maybe the publication
is free.
Yeah, I'm sure we'll be sending out a box new problem.
The main focus of the books is laws for teenagers. Yeah, but
it's given to a second year old so second grader so however
there are portions that can also apply to younger students you go
like date rape,
I would like to point out before I forget that the no the new no
agenda CD is out which you could find it no agenda cd.com title
of this month's CD is you had me at conspiracy. And you can you
can download all the the mp3 is are great just by themselves
just to hand those out just the quick short you can email it to
someone like here check this out. It's how you propagate the
formula. But you can download the entire a CD file along with
the artwork at no agenda cd.com which is a sanction program. Our
book club I have three books. See Mike In Kansas City and in
the chat room says he just finished reading Dirty Wars by
Jeremy gay Hill
Yeah I would say okay on that and
he says this completely fits in with the whole JSOC can do
whatever they want CIA can't thing that we were talking
about. He says this is a very good book. No agenda bookstore.
Our book club is called Book Club. What does the have you
seen that thing? Yeah, it's it's kind of gets you to beautiful
sight it's
well done site No, no
agenda book club. I
recommend putting on Hitler land. Hitler land. Oh, this
is good. Who wrote Hitler land?
I don't know who wrote it. But there's only one out there. And
it is similar to the book we're finishing up right now which is
the Eric Larson.
The Garden of the beasts garden to the beast also suggested the
Gulag Archipelago archipelago.
RK sold Solzhenitsyn archipelago?
Yes, Solzhenitsyn. Yeah, I read that. Is that a good book?
Yeah, it's good. It's fiction, though. Well, it's not really
fiction, but it is fiction.
Was it kind of like Animal Farm was my idea? Oh,
no, no, no, this is just a social nice is just a great
Russian novelist, you just typical Russian to book that
depresses the reader,
a quote from the book, and how we burned in the camps later
thinking, What Would things have been like if every security
operative when he went out at night to make an arrest had been
uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say
goodbye to his family, or if during periods of mass protests
as for example, in Leningrad, they had arrested a quarter of
the entire city people had not simply sat there and their
layers paling, with terror at every bang at the downstairs
door, and at every step on the staircase, but it understood
they had nothing left to lose, and boldly sit up in the
downstairs Hall, an ambush of half a dozen people with axes
hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand, the Oregon's
would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and
transport and notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the
curses machine would have grounded to a halt. If, if we
didn't love freedom enough, and even more if we had no awareness
of the real situation. We purely and simply deserved everything
that happened afterward.
You've done a great job of unsettling that one. Yeah, it
seems it's a it's a it's heavy. It's I wouldn't put I mean,
it's, yeah, it's a good it's definitely a book I wouldn't
veto. How about parallels, parallels Leonard Peikoff. That
rings a bell. And
it's actually the omnious the ominous parallel, sorry, the
ominous parallels, that might be good. This is a release 1983
written by Leonard Peikoff, who was according to the book of
knowledge designated by the philosopher Ayan Rand as a state
wrapped up before we wrap up too much, I want to get this the
Maryland law thing out of the way with a couple of clips, and
one of them is just make your hair stand on end. As most of
the listeners know, if they've been following this, there was a
Supreme Court decision that had a weird outcome. Or Marilyn,
which is the state we've bitched about in the past, because you
can't use a camera. You can't take a picture, right? If you
remember from a couple years ago, yes. So they passed, they
swapped some poor guy after they arrested him because it's a
routine in Maryland to swab the cheek of everyone they pull
over. And then they ran a an analysis and found that he was
probably a rapist like six years earlier. So they use the DNA to
capture a finished codebase. Right, they took it to court
because it's like a violation. Some people say Scalia was one
of them. Right. And in fact, the only real argument even though
Maryland did win this this appeal in the Supreme Court.
They're real argument says it helps us catch criminals. And
Judge Scalia was not too happy about this sort of thinking. But
unfortunately, the rest of the conservatives who aren't that
conservative, it seems to me if they go along with this. I mean,
this is typical. Play the Maryland law about DNA. This is
a little back and forth in the court.
Mr. Chief Justice, and may please the court since 2009,
when Maryland began to collect DNA samples from arrestees
charged with violent crimes and burglary. There have been 225
matches 75 prosecutions and 42 convictions, including that of
respondent King was really good. If you conducted a lot of
unreasonable searches and seizures you get more
convictions to proves absolutely nothing.
Yeah, well, he's telling it like it is. Yeah, but they're saying,
Well, you know, it's only for this to this only for that. But
then when you hear the head of the victims rights coalition on
Democracy Now and they these idiots on democracy now and I'm
pointing at Amy Goodman, when they hear something like this,
the fact that they don't call Get out. And all you have to do
is listen to this woman defend the Maryland decision and or the
Supreme Court decision about Maryland's use of the of the
swab. Just listen carefully. And this is the future of all this.
And it's like, What are you saying session tell us why
we do support the decision. And the reason for it is that so
many lives are going to be saved. If we can know ahead of
time before somebody is going to commit a grievance. who a person
is through their DNA by their DNA being in the system. And the
arrest allows us to have that in the system we can a fine cold
cases that haven't been solved, and B prevent other heinous
crimes from happening, like murder, and rape. So we do
support the decision. We also support that it be that when
other states takes us up, and the states that are currently
doing DNA on the rest, that they do it in an ethical way that
provides the best evidence that we can we can get and that the
most definitive evidence that we can get.
Oh, baby. Oh, baby,
before it's crap. It's pre crash. Nice.
Nice. Nicely done. See
Kyle.
Set. Unbelievable. Well, unfortunately,
no, it doesn't surprise me at all.
No, it doesn't surprise me when I heard it. But I just said
There we go. Now this is where we get is this is what's
happening is this case? Do you think that sorry, I was
gonna say is this case not the same one where the Supreme Court
and maybe I'm maybe I'm confused, has said it's okay for
police. I may maybe it's the same thing.
Know what it's
okay. Just for now for police to go. So a crime happened. They
come they come to the crime scene and say, Hey, everyone,
give me your DNA.
No, this is not that. But this is how guys happened. Yeah, no,
there's all this stuff stop when he was trying to get DNA even
though there's absolutely no indicators in the your, in your
G genetic structure. That would mean you're going to murder
someone. Well, hold on. That's been disproven.
Oh, hold on. Hold on. I have it right here from science.
daily.com. And you know, John, I don't have to tell you do you.
Hello, play? Yes. It's not playing my ship broke. up
already. Science blood vessels in the eye linked with IQ and
cognitive function in Science Daily? Yeah, uh huh.
So I see that eyeball kid. Yeah.
It's researchers show research shows that younger people who
have looked who score low on intelligence tests, such as IQ
tend to be at higher risk for poor health and shorter
lifespan. So they've discovered that there is a direct
correlation between the size of your retina and your IQ,
apparently, yeah, yeah, it's science is science. Giant
science is science Don't Don't Don't deny it.
The sciences
are you're gonna have your retinal scan when you get on the
bus or off the school bus as we discussed? And at the same Oh,
wow, boy,
you gotta stay back.
I just thank you chat. Sleeping. I just think I sent you an email
with a link to the PDF for the play by the rules. Just open it
just open it man. Okay, hold on it and look at the douchebags
who are in charge of this? Chief Justice Chase Rogers. Susan
viser wick, which Secretary of State and the chief state's
attorney who looks like a pedo bear if I've ever seen one. And
Connie Robin. Who's the American Robin the Connecticut stock day
Robin is the Connecticut state bird. He's the Robin. He's
little.
This thing takes forever to download.
Really? I got it pretty quick. Well, I'm in Austin.
This is like it seems to jammed here at about 25% Oh, really? I
got so I got a show closer.
Well, I got a couple two but okay.
I really want you to we haven't had Reverend Manning on for a
while.
Oh, okay. Well, then let me play mine because nothing can be the
good reverend.
No, especially the second clip. You have to from a long segment,
I got part of one and then the second one where he goes nuts.
Okay, is the one we want?
Well, let me do you mind. Let me go ahead. I'm
downloading.
I was gonna Oh, I can play either. Here's the choices. You
get a choice. Well, first, here's the correct pronunciation
of al Qaeda. Al Qaeda. That's one of our producers. He said
it's not outside. That's completely wrong. It's al Qaeda.
Okay do it aldehyde Alcohol Alcohol that's you sound like
alcohol itas no alcohol guide guide and Hezbollah Hezbollah
All right we got those you can choose we have Bashir goes off
the rails or broth and Rohrabacher shield for homegrown
terrorism
oh my god this book is unbelievable this is with a bird
that plays baseball
that is Robin that's looking
give me the choices again because I was like my jaw hit
the floor when your choices
are Bashir goes off the rails or both and Rohrabacher shield for
homegrown terrorists who are inspired,
or these both short. But both will do well just stretch the
show
despite the complete lack of any evidence linking the President
to the targeting of Tea Party groups. Republicans are using it
as their latest weapon in the war against the black man in the
White House.
Oh, you want more? Out of bounds? Do you want more can
handle is it gonna hurt?
It's gonna hurt but I'll take it. Someone needs
to be prosecuted. Thank you, Senator. And that goes all the
way to the White House. This is arrogance. This is big
government cronyism.
Do you have any evidence that the President United States
directed what you call a culture of intimidation at the IRS to
target political opponents?
I don't think we know what the facts are accusing there isn't a
weekend that hasn't gone by that someone says to me, why aren't
you impeaching the president?
This strategy is nothing new. And it was explained way back in
1981 by Lee Atwater, who was bush 40. One's chief strategist.
In a tape recording Mr. Atwater revealed how Republicans evolved
their language to achieve the same purpose. He said, you start
out in 1954 by saying n word N word N word. By 1968. You can't
say N word that hurts you backfires. So you say stuff like
forced busing states rights, and all that stuff. And you're
getting so abstract. Now you're talking about cutting taxes, we
want to cut this is much more abstract than even the busing
thing and have a hell of a lot more abstract than N word N
word. So this afternoon, we welcome the latest phrase in the
lexicon of Republican attacks on this President, the IRS, three
letters. That sounds so innocent, but we know what you
mean.
Is this guy insane?
Yeah, of course. He's, you know that he is my age.
Well, he looks like he's 10 years older than you and
halfway, but he looks like he's 60. It looks like my age.
And does this guy have a green card?
I'm telling you this guy. He's the guy who has nothing against
doesn't like the Constitution. He's the one who railroaded
Michael Jackson. He's a real
badass. You're right. He Oh, that is the guy who that's how
we got his start. Yeah,
he got his reputation by the right. He's basically gone on
TV. So you're a pedophile? You sleep at Boys? Basically it and
he's the guy.
Right. And he also he was like, he was like as an entertainment
reporter he did.
Yeah, right. Reporter we haven't. He's an expert on
politics.
was an expert on douchebaggery.
Yes, that's for sure.
Wow. All right. So then, here's my second clip. My second clip
is both. And what we're learning are what do we know are some
congressman,
you met with Russian intelligence officials? First of
all, give us your reaction to what we just heard in Phil
Black's report about this phone conversation between Joe Harris
or Nya and his mother and Dagestan.
So I cut out the whole piece where Joe haar called his mom
and, and sheep and so they're in Dagestan. They have video of her
with her iPhone. The interesting Daghestan big iPhone market for
apple up there. And so I guess they're in Dagestan. And this
she's interesting, this mom whoever she is, and she then
goes on this whole spiel about of course she had good Muslim
and have to pray to Allah five times a day where good Muslims
and just for no apparent reason either she goes into it or it
was cut that way which is probably more likely but she
could be an actor as well. And the whole thing is very weird. I
left that out because it was just there's too long, but here
is the response from Rohrabacher. Well, it
certainly confirms for us that we're dealing with a radical
Islamic terrorist situation. These people are obviously
fanatics Muslim fanatics and the fact that the she wants her son
to be strong and has to bring up the Qur'an in a situation where
three Americans are dead and hundreds of innocent people
whose lives have been shattered by her by what her son is
accused of doing. The fact that she would talk about the Qur'an
shows you just how fanatical a family, these two terrorists
young men came from. But did you get any evidence from Russian
intelligence or other sources that they were part of some sort
of organized terror operation? Or were they acting individually
maybe inspired by by some sort of fundamentalist thought, if
you will? I think it's more of the latter. But let let us just
note that we have there as much as threat of radical Islamic
terrorism coming from young people like this, as their is
coming from al Qaeda or some Saudi finance terrorist network
some place. The fact is, this is a threat to all of our lives,
our families and our children. In Russia, what we were there to
do was to point out and to learn from them, how they are coping
with this, and try to find out how we can expand the arena of
cooperation between Russia and the United States in dealing
with the radical Islamic terrorist threat, which is
taking the lives of both of our people based but it's clear that
we need to change the relationship to expand the the
areas of cooperation between Russian and American officials.
For example, when these people in this family immigrated into
the United States and other families that are immigrating to
the United States now, from that region. We don't have an input
to from the Russian Government to suggest whether or not these
are radically or people posted with radical Islam or not. That
wouldn't be something you just
talked over it
once this is killing me, that first thing he had with the
shear was so funny and this thing, just just Rohrbach the
guy's a raging bore yakking away
so well, okay. All right. Now, I agree. But there was a punch
line. Now what was it just telling me he says you're just
as likely to get killed slaughtered by a radical
Islamist here at home? Oh, but the thing that I but the whole
thing is scripted. And that's what I wanted. But you're right.
It was boring. What I wanted to point out was at one point he
says the Yeah, he says, the arena of cooperation. And then
he says the area of cooperation because he misread the prompter
was he in a situation where he could have a prompt? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's where I would
highly produced piece now. You're right. I'm sorry. That
was a couple minutes. Your life's on the record pack.
Again, my
arrow I don't use that line. But I will now. So let's move on to
the why never boring. Why don't you use that lie? Did you use
this You're lying. You use it all the time. Because You bore
me all the time. So that was Matt Matt Manning is got this
new theory that they're gonna run Romney again. Now you have
to remember Manny caught this last election nail that he's,
he's really actually pretty accurate as an analyst. And he's
got this theory about Jeb Bush only and I cut most of this out,
but here's kind of you can hear it again. Jeb Bush is being run
just to take Rubio out of the picture, because Rubio's gotta
go and we start with this little kind of analysis piece here,
which is manning on Rubio.
Because that's a ridiculous idea as well. It was ridiculous. I
mean, I like Herman Cain, but it was ridiculous to run a black
man against a black man was crazy as hell. I mean, what what
are you talking about? It just looks stupid. It looks racist.
It looks crazy. Herman Cain, I guess Obama. I mean, what on
earth could the republican party ever be thinking about we like
Herman Cain who was stupid, so I'm gonna get him out of that's
all I
got on your clip. Wow. Yeah,
I screwed that one up. Yeah. But anyway, I gave you the
background, then meanwhile, he takes off just better be here.
A minute. 53 Does that sound that's
gotta be right. So this is manning going on if the enemy
he's got this theory that the Republicans are running bush to
get rid of Rubio and then and then then he has his thesis
about how the winner is going to guy who's setting himself up
because he's been showing up on a lot of talk shows. He says his
Romney is going to run again, which by the way, in American
history happens a lot.
But GOP does not deserve to have any power. If you are too afraid
of the consequences of standing up and defending his
constitution against whatever comes but you're defending the
Constitution. We've got a man that's sitting in the White
House now who was Constitutionnel gonna damn Bali
in America? No. But yet you Mitt Romney, you Reince Priebus, you
Fox News. We can conspirators co conspirators. And the reason why
you let them get away with it is because you're afraid of black
people. You're afraid of the backlash, and a man who is too
afraid to stand up and to defend the constitution of this nation
does not deserve to be the president of America, and your
party does not deserve to have enough power. So go someplace a
shoot yourself, allowed this to take place, you've allowed our
constitution to be trampled on. And you said you're afraid of
black people. What does that mean? What does that mean? It
means that the man that shouldn't be the president of
America ought to be the man is willing to defend this nation
against all enemies, both foreign and domestic. Black
people jumping up and down in Chicago, or South Central Los
Angeles, leaving six on these talk shows like MSNBC, crying
foul when somebody says to bristle to me, which is a
legitimate issue. If you're too afraid, then you don't have to
defend on the disc greatness and go to hell. Mitt Romney. Go to
hell the GOP party, go to hell. Fox News. Gig mark, Colorado.
Powell.
Well, you know what? I don't think I can do a show anymore. I
got nothing against this guy. This guy is just he's fantastic.
I'm a fan. I'm a huge fan.
Now. Media. Love this guy. Wow. Yep.
Let me just as we close here. It should the President I couldn't
really find an answer. Easily this morning. If the president
no longer can serve or no longer wants to serve. Then the vice
president there's a succession I was it was easy to find the vice
president can become the acting president. Does the vice D then
acting president? Well, my question is, yeah, what's the
question?
Well, you said the vice president gets moved up. Does
the does the next layer go up a notch? That's
not that wasn't my question.
Oh, that's a good question.
Well, my question is, that is kind of the question. The
question was, does the President get to choose who the new vice
president is?
No, really just operate without a vice president for a while.
Are
you very sure about that?
I'm pretty sure of it.
I don't know if that's correct.
You don't need a vice president here. Well,
but here would be my scenario. So my scenario that President
Obama, let's just say we're evil. Okay, let's just for one
second, we're evil. We're the Clintons, for example. And, you
know, and we're evil, because that's what the Clintons are.
And we want to get into the White House as smoothly as
possible. What if the President takes his 100 million dollars?
Or any other way? That would probably be the easiest to get
them out from I quit. I'm done. I'm like, Michelle,
if you don't want to spend more time with the family? Well,
yeah, but
it's me. Well, if you don't like the way you keep heckling me,
I'm not gonna be the president anymore. Okay. And Michelle and
greens, right, right, honey. That's right. Like Manny. And
then they take their ball and they go home to Chicago or, you
know, serious illness, rash, whatever. Or worse, God forbid,
Joe Biden, who seems like he's in on this idea already, it'll
be like, three years of the top job lobbying. Why would he not
them by presidential order, executive order or otherwise
say, You know what? We need the best damn team that this country
can provide Hillary, would you step up? And she'd be in and
then come election time. Joe retires with grace. He's been
president what she wanted to do. He didn't have to fight didn't
have to run that whole thing. Hillary comes and he retires,
goes off to the sunset hookers and blow for Joe. Hillary runs
for president. Yeah. What do you think? I liked
the idea. But I don't think it's legal. Although,
I don't know if it's why I mean, we don't we choose. Why not.
Let's see what happened with Lyndon Johnson did he?
So he, he swore he he swore or was sworn in on the plane with
Jack with Jackie there by the way.
Yeah, no is disgusting. Oh yeah,
she was looking all hot is the hot widow.
Well, she didn't look that hot, but I thought she looked pretty
hot. She looked like she was and she was in mourning actually.
Okay, let's see Johnson. BJ. You know what? Lyndon Johnson was
born in 90? Oh, no,
no, no, he's, you know, he was from Austin.
Wouldn't surprise me.
He said, You know, he's the you know that he set up our national
treasure, NPR. That wouldn't surprise me as the first station
KLG Bay KLBJ.
So he got bumped up and then the vice president there was none
forever. But he could have no did when he ran for election.
Then when he the next cycle came around. He ran for president 64.
But would it have been illegal for him? We need a vice
president don't we
know what do you need him for is just to take the job of the
President and in case something happens to the President? Well,
yes. What's not going to happen two times in a row. No one's
figuring that and when they get a drop, like fly, but no, but
the whole idea is that I know what you're thinking, and I
think it's a really would be slick. But it would be well, it
would be slick. But it's no, I don't think you can do that. I
mean, I have to you'd have to ask somebody. What about an
executive order? That's the way you're suggesting? Yes, exactly.
So by executive order, I assigned somebody to be the vice
president, which is an elective office? I don't think so. is
wrong. Now, but that said, I have to say governors can
replace senators.
Chris Christie just did that to Lautenberg. Right.
So you put the guy in there and then he gets to run or not run.
It's never been done this put it that way. I probably would look
pretty trivet look pretty sneaky. It might actually hurt
Hillary's chances of that happened. Okay, I would go like
the public who does have a collective unconscious or
subconscious and they would go wait a minute.
No, they would not. They would Oh, they would not. Oh, John,
please. Oh, please. But
in this case, Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, I am in no way. No way. No way.
There'll be there'll be so happy. We've got the dream team.
We've got Joe and
I like your idea of how to sell it. Yeah, not denying that I'm
gonna give you that. I'll give you the whole thing. But it's
never been done. And I think if it was done it would be all of a
sudden it would be draw so much attention. I think it would hurt
Hillary. She doesn't need this bullshit. She can she can win on
her own. Especially if they're gonna run Romney again.
Yeah, but this dude, this is what I'm saying the whole Oh,
no, no, no. Anyway, this is my idea. I think we're being set up
for I think maybe this is part of the heckling. Like, all
right, we're just I'm not taking this well.
No, you're on something now. You should get some Adderall. If you
like quit if
you keep heckling me Muslims mine to riot. Let him in it.
That was the other script. I don't know what I'm talking
about anymore.
Like when I'm haggled?
Okay, you watch. Well, if you don't want me to run the
country, then I won't. It'll be some version of that. Hey, I
called the Pope.
I'm telling you this is gonna miss this Benghazi thing is
still steaming away, although the mainstream media refuses to
discuss this latest thing.
From the 25th Amendment, section two, whenever there's a vacancy
in the Office of the Vice President, the President shall
nominate a vice president who shall take office Upon
confirmation by a majority vote of both houses of Congress. Ah,
there you go. Thank you. Oh, core theists
and you think that they would let you think that Democrat
rules the House of Representatives would approve
Hillary? Yes.
She's a Democrat.
The Democrats don't own the house. They only own the Senate.
Oh, those houses.
Oh, they'll both letter and they love hate. The Clintons are
dangerous, dude. Talented they don't they don't like all right.
That's irrelevant. Because one thing's for sure. On Sunday,
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