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tape is running tape. Adam
curry, John C. Dvorak. It's

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Thursday, November 26 2015. time
once again for your gizmo nation

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media assassination, Episode
Seven, six 6.5. This is no

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agenda celebrating another
Bogota holiday and broadcasting

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live from the capital the grown
Star state here in FEMA Region

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six Austin Tejas in the morning,
everybody. I'm Adam curry,

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and from Northern Silicon
Valley. I'm John C. Dvorak.

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Buzzkill.

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All right, here we are on
Thanksgiving. 2015. Yeah, we're

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not doing a show.

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Is this the first time we
haven't done it on on

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Thanksgiving? No, we I

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think a couple years ago, we
skipped Thanksgiving and did a

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some sort of I think it's one of
the shows that was done by

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Ramsey so Ramsey.

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You know, the problem is that
you know, by skipping it, we

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don't get John's real story of
thanksgiving.

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Yeah, I was thinking that

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I was the traditions like the
night before Christmas. Yes.

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Same

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old thing about the bogus
Thanksgiving, which is Abraham

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Lincoln. You know, the rest I
you can read it. I started all

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over the place I talked about a
lot. But yeah, this is, this is

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not a clip show. What happened
was we had and that's why it's

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776 point five because this is
not a show. And typically on

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Thanksgiving, and also on
Christmas. No one shows up. Now

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we have heard the audience
numbers go wait. And that's why

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the pros in the network
business. They aren't even

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working the whole week. I take
the week off and they said run

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reruns we don't do reruns
everything we we've done.

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They're sitting in the Bahamas
man, the pros.

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They everything we've ever done
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happens not to be live as usual.
Right. So what happened was some

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time back, we had one of our
producers who sir cyber, sir

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cyber, decided to take all of
our funny, quote unquote, funny

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bits. And we I guess we go off
on each other in different ways.

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And it'd be some of his very
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well, though, it's a two hour
it's a little over two hours.

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And we've received things in the
past. And you know, the

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exception of the clip shows that
the no agenda CD team did did.

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Right lamp Sega. And we've done
a couple ourselves.

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Yeah, we've done a couple
ourselves. Yeah. So usually he

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gets stuff and he's like, okay,
you know, but I had the same

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thing. I was listening to it and
being within like, two minutes

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or something like this is funny.
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sitting here laughing at
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I had a very similar experience.
I got to think and I'm just like

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you. I can imagine rolling my
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see what we've got. Because I
you know, it's, I guess all your

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funny stuff. And I'm thinking,
sure. I had the same thing I

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was, I was very sceptical. I'm
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this is no good. No, good. And
then that's kind of funny. Next

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thing, you know, like you, I'm
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some of these old bits, and it's
just absolute genius

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compilation. I just can't give
them enough credit for doing it.

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It's just fantastic. He's going
to do a second one. He says, but

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it takes

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I think we got the second one,
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hours. It was shorter. Okay,
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haven't listened to that one in
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Well, this is genius. And it's a
very noble work to do.

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It's so good. This should be
sent in to the comedy category

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for the Podcast Awards. Yeah, in
fact, I'm sending a copy to

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Montreux as we speak. Oh,
Monstrum to Montreux Yes, you

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know, Montreux for the festival
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so we've got a two hour show
here for you that is a it's a

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clip show but it's all the funny
stuff a lot of people who are

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newcomers to the show only
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let's say just stuff in here
this old that is funny and it's

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he has a great ear and we have
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this and so

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and it also gave him a give us
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else like cook.

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Yes, all day Java.

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It is it is indeed. Alright,
without

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further ado, here is the the
actual title is no agenda

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funnies and a phonies. But we'll
just call it the best comedy

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bits. Have no agenda, sir cyber
Thank you very much. Here

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we go. The following podcast
contains 99.5% recycled

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material. However, your anal
leakage is fresh. Listen to

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discretion is advised.

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Somebody is bitching at me and
in an email Oh your foot in the

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water feet in the air and stuff
is you're just you're faxing it

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in. So he said he was moaning
about us as as to dramatise it

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or something. I don't know what
he wanted me to do. So I dropped

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tasted this time. How was that?

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Oh, I see. It's not what you're
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dramatisation. Yes. I think we
could do one more read. Okay.

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I'll give. I'll cue you that in
the morning to John C. Dvorak.

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And in the morning to you, Adam
curry in all the ships at sea,

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and the boots, the boots I say,
on the ground and the feet in

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the air and the subs in not on
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What the fuck is that? I think
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that's crazy. Listen to this
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Do you know what's super cool
about having your own plate?

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It's all yours. And it's small
like you so the grownups won't

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use it. And it's the perfect
size for the perfect portion to

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keep you healthy. You'll love
your super cool smaller plate.

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The more you have the

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small plates slave and shut up.

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What was that all about?

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You need a small plate this is
this is this is it? This is

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1930s this was sitting around
the table fits. You need a

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smaller plate. She won't become
fat and you can't you can fight

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in the army.

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Hi, Lila.

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This is exactly it. Are we just
doomed to repeat history?

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Apparently, as America How is it
possible? How can we have How

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can

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I get this far?

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I know this I think is where
we're not doing anything with

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our infrastructure because we
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Hold on a second. A chat room.
That is PSK male m a i l they

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all think I'm like I'm a sum
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I'm joining PSK male Okay, leave
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was no doubt about the the fact
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someone say I think it was
Matthews that they want to put

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an asterisk next to his name
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an asteroid Asterix.

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I want to put an asterisk next
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And that again, is genius. This
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put an asterisk next to his name
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should be so proud of this fine
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They want to put an asterix next
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that this guy is on the air has
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name is just

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there's other podcasts out there
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listen to once in a while as a
jet engine compared to what we

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do on our show. We have a little
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here. Okay. Well, Eric,

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we're live. That's definitely
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Right when you're live. We're
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evening? I was thinking about a
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bad. Not bad. I'll just pause.
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procession.

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Here. You know what? We make it
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people forget.

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They just show up and they just
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bull crap back and forth. Play
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conspiracy theories. Yeah. There
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that. Well, like right now,
right now there's an element.

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Yeah, okay. Okay. So this is I
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is great. The riots

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have been going on in downtown
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can see the riot police here in
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squaring off events,
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set up burning barricades.
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bottles. It's very overwhelming.
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of Turkey's largest city. This
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against plans to pull those that
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with a shopping mall.

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We don't want this place to turn
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turn into something else.
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let me answer your question. Was
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coughing for no reason?

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I think he's burning tire smoke.
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using it outside. Supposedly, we
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a green screen. And He's
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Is it more? It's more coming for
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coughing. I think he calls

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again, controlling the media
release. And we have no control

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about what gets out in terms of
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This isn't about a shopping mall
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Not anymore. This is I think
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political and suspicion has come
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are fed up with this. So we're
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tonight's gonna be a bigger
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happens. All right. It's really
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breathe right now without a gas
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stone throwing protesters have
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progressed.

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Oh guys screaming quick stop the
report the could be dangerous.

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A lot of people very angry that
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police force is being used
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Turkey against any public
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irony here is that just earlier
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its bid to host the 2020
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a full day of riots. Alright,

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who do you want to be? Do you
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want to be the guy I'm
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to do? What do you want to get
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if we can do this. Yeah, just
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not about a shopping mall? Is
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No, it's all we're sick of all
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running the government must go.

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It's hard to even talk with you
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it's just really bad. You're
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have this happening every week
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throwing the gas at us. Are you
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What kind of action are you
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Oh, that was good. Actually. It
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was one of our better ones big
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slander and tried to stress is
what they tried to do to Eric

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Holder and by the way he's not
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it's a big truck Hey, I'm a
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MSNBC a wonderful wonderful
wonderful place I mean they

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really go for they go for the
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Brenda and tried to spread is
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is funny because he throws in
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we're in a weird way obstruct.
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and tried to spread

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those like a guttural tick
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struck

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the ARB study again

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upstream he doesn't say often
that you're right.

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And tried to obstruct,

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obstruct, obstruct, and whatever
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broadcast again his finest hour.
Pat Leahy. Oh, good. Oh, Pat

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Leahy. You have to tell me what
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drunk does he's he's, you know,
chairing a committee. He goes,

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Okay. Senator Cornyn drunk.

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Senator Grassley and I'll give
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roll call vote on fire. Sooner
combs, present fight where they

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just needed to file a statement
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flag number three, the amendment
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something on is that okay?

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Now we'll be done. I also
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without objection, I'd ask that
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permission to make the usual
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to the bill as amended. No
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okay. No, he's not drinking
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he's completely beginning again.

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He's completely obliterated now
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good. And hold on second. Here
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Senator Cornyn and Senator
Grassley now because the last

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part is tired. He's just tired.
Don't laugh. Why you are

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laughing? Shut up. Shut up

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my rapping

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Okay. Got it Tip of the day,
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I wasn't even expecting that.
That's very kind of I will

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accept that kind of thing is
pretty good. So while we're

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playing these kinds of things.
Why? Shut up? Shut up. Are you

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are familiar with this thing
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That's where you spin your
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then you choke them to death no

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disco like house And then
there's a woman with a

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microphone on her head. Who was
yelling at you. I do want to

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point out that the chicks at
this place are dynamite. Oh, and

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if you're in the back row, best
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the old horn dog in the back row
that guy in the back that guy

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with his hand

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what didn't you do strange? I've
seen that face before.

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I don't know maybe anything to
get you've stopped singing will?

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Yes, it was.

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Yes, that's that will be it.
Stop it. Stop it now. And he and

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of course George Michael a very
prolific song right I think one

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of the best songwriters of my
generation. And he did a video

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where Tony Blair was a lap dog
sitting on George Bush's lap. Do

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you remember that the first the
first Bush? A George W

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ministration. Remember the lap
dog and it ended his career and

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was like man, you can't do that.
That's messed up yo. And it

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ended his career and now he's
just smokes weed and falls out

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of his car all the time
constitutional law all right. I

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looked this up what is the
constitution

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There's no word yet this morning
that President Obama has

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actually given the order but
once he does, it could be just a

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matter of hours before those
missiles are flying now.

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All right. Okay, so I know why
it didn't happen last night.

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That's pretty obvious John de we
haven't positioned Anderson

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Cooper yet. Anderson's gotta be
on the border we gotta get

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brought over there. We got to
get Erin Burnett for the feel

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good stories and the sound
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Here we are Syrian border with
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coming in.

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Don't understand you Adam buying
into this frozen nuke. I'm evil

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you should send a cruise missile
up my ass you saw in the video

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the officer was extremely
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First police chief.

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The Office patient.

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The teasing is fairly new. And
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this is the next step.

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Put your put your laptop in the
thing.

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I'm gonna take you take your
shoes off. No liquids. Taser,

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taser, taser. Shelter in Place,
cower in the corner.

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Kim Novak Oh my goodness. Oh, I
don't know if people should look

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her up and see what a beautiful
woman she was and what plastic

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surgery can do to

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you now she was in vertigo. Was
it Hitchcock's vertigo? I think

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she was in a whole slew of
movies. With me. That's what I

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was like one of the most
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And now she looks like a muppet.
Oh, Versace Donatella Versace

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has the same place

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all right, all right enough
where the mainstream jokes Come

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on, move on to something joke. I
know what this is everyone's

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talking about this. Was at the
my dad handed handing out

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cookies or pretzels or whatever
she was handing out. Then of

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course, we had the phone call

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she was handing out per diems.
All right, here's your who's an

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extra Alright, here's your
party. Are you sag eligible? Oh,

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that's too bad. Well, you still
get a per diem. Ladies and

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gentlemen, we have official news
from John C. Dvorak. Skunk

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Awareness Week,

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skunk Awareness Week. If you see
a skunk out during the day, it's

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a nocturnal animal you should
realise he probably has or she

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has rabies. That will be the
skunk

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you say that again? You sound
just like you were in the club

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sounds like she should have or
maybe

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I'm the polls

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they should have prison prep.
Yes. And they should just put

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the kids into a that's where
you're headed prison because

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you're gonna go straight to the
Corrections Corporation of

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America partly owned by Bill
Gates and Melinda Gates

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Foundation.

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These people you know they're
getting the experience they they

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know how to run schools because
they invest in the Corrections

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Corporation of America they know
how to run this thing.

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Yeah, so you have this this call
it these prison prep schools.

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And then you put the kids in
there you show me how to stand

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in line to get food and how to
bang on the on the bars and how

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to drink from a tin cup.

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How to how to write a book on a
grain of rice,

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how to make a shift Wait a
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What do you call it? Prison prep
schools that prep is just called

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Prison prep. Do

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you want a college prep prison
because you're obviously going

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straight to prison. They've
already been pushed aside for

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the other kids. Just get them
ready I want to go to prison.

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Shut up. Oh Jeffrey Lynch's in
the halvat Sulu Harry slew

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sounds like he had a stroke
Hello food sloths,

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Jeffrey Lynch's. Jeffrey, lean
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in Hey, Harry what serves

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you sound like a Dutch retard?
Jeffrey Lynch's in hell of food

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sloths? Okay. Adam curry.com

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Well, Dutch Creek

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which is a contradiction in
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I'm all over it today, baby.

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She wants to take me to this
place in Mexico.

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Ooh, I know. Donkey show.

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I'm hoping

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Blue Fox I believe

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and I don't know if he's there.
No one in Robert Redford's group

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who can say Hey, Rob Bob, Mr.
Redford? Chapstick. I mean, it

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looks disgusting. And he's and
he's producing it. So it was a

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close up of his head is full
screen. And its lips are all

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cruddy chapped. And you know,
it's like,

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yeah,

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it's vague enough in the
Colorado mountains most of the

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time chapstick that's wreaking
havoc on his already wrinkled to

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death face do

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not go on television with your
cracked up crackle crumby.

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Crusty, literally crusty lips.
It's like he had a glazed

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doughnut. And there's crust in
the Oh, it's just to say you're

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complaining

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about my analysis. Last show now
you're going off in this

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direction? No, I

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wanted to get into Malaysia. I'm
ready to talk about

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okay, I'm done. And one of the
theories

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out there is that the pilot
pilot deliberately did something

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to this plane. Obviously, you're
familiar with that theory. But

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this the theory that I'm talking
about the motive behind it is is

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you that you were removed from
the political arena. He was a

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big supporter of yours and that
he brought this plane down in

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protest wait for it. Do you
believe that can be

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made? or million so Melissa is
disgusted with the men the

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media, you know, castrated the
judiciary has been used by the

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government to punish opposition
leaders it's not me the five six

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members of parliament in the
role to be punished or

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imprisoned or to be denied the
seat

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crazy over there in Malaysia.
John, I think we should get rid

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of that government. I'm no good

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people. There's initial fraud in
the elections in the electoral

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process, but he was 52% broad I
mean, it's not a question of

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people having motive. Now he
comes a little a little nugget

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that I didn't know I mean,
people are disgruntled you take

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any cab or taxi in Malaysia in
Kuala Lumpur. Most of them are

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just disgusted with the
government but then they do not

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hijack Texas

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this logic I love it. I love it.
People are all pissed off in

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Malaysia but they don't hijack
their cabs they don't hijack the

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bus don't do that.

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Baby she got you got all the
white children. And if you don't

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have a lift, like baby gonna be
running around their own in the

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living room with rest up they're
not gonna let that happen.

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I love always framing this. You
got two little white babies.

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You're gonna have a black baby
running around.

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Vote this guy out you

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know that? You will never
married. You don't add in all

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this stuff about their vote and
then this and then. Oh, that's

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just a con game. That's for
quite a fun blog. And I asked

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this lady said I thought you She
says her daughter's gonna have

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an abortion. I said I thought
she was against abortion. She

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said Yeah, but my daughter got
pregnant by this black name.

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He has an example apparently
normally you give a name but he

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has an example and yeah no we
gotta have an abortion because

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my daughter got pregnant by a
black man. This is I don't

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understand why this is not on
MSNBC why why are they not oh

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no agenda show would carry such
a clip now it's politically

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incorrect to even have that guy
talking. Now

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he does ask the white woman what
you do it's another 40 minutes

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40 seconds that he asked the
white woman and she's she has a

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great she just is great with her
comeback in it

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as a new not gonna let her have
their baby but you oh no good

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who know? She thought I was
crazy if you had a daughter she

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got pregnant by a blind man you
let our faith in you? Yes sir.

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Yes, sir.

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Then after debate with phone
would you do it?

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Let it run around in my living
room and enjoy it as my

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grandchild.

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What are you gonna do with that
black baby?

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Let it run around the living
room. Throw a saddle on it. Man.

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Yeah, Alvin Holmes, Democrat
Montgomery, Alabama.

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Yeah. Racist. Yeah. It played
out.

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Vote him? Uh, no, of course not.
You can't play that. Oh, that

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would be racist just to play it.

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It would be racist to play it
that's the problem and that's Al

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Sharpton be against it. Yeah,
exact Rachel would be against

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it. So they're not gonna play it
on MSNBC and Fox. They don't

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have the guts to play. No. And
they're Democrats like you said,

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yeah. Hey, just just for just
for yucks, because I see him

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here. Number 51 on the list is a
monthly donor. Yeah, I just want

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you to mention the town he's
from.

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We're number 50 1am i The donor
Oh.

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You broke. Lick you broke. Later
broke.

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Lick you broke yet you broke

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Okay. Every Dutch listener and
producer right now is laughing

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believe me? Why? Why what it's
hard to explain.

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is a joke that litter Brooks not
even a town.

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It's a real town. Look, you're
broke but no one's ever really

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from there. Yan Vander

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la lOn. ACEN

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All right. Young founder Lam

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la Yan Vanderlaan you don't have
to mock me. I'm not I'm I'm

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trying to get the sound down.
Okay. Repeat after me young

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founder lawn lawn funnel lawn.
Awesome. Arson the renter, the

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renter. Very good. Thank you.
John. Vanderlaan in as a son

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Young from the lawn in Austin.
Awesome. Very good. imprinter

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green da. John Vanderlaan in us
in dren de

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we offered them prepackaged food
for their soldiers. Well, you

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can't win a military concert by
throwing pancakes at somebody.

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dinger Yeah, he's

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good, isn't he? Oh, yeah, he and
I had a great coupon in the

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glovebox

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driving along sometimes you have
to exchange great coupons.

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People will literally say hey,
douche bag, got a great coupon.

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And I'd reach over it's like,
well, yes, I do. I know I was

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that guy.

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All right. You were a dick. And
now no agendas,

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Bitcoin bonanza. This week.
Gerald, Peter, Peter, OMA

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car.

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Taylor Swift Elon Musk, and
Satoshi Naka Nakamoto.

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On Bitcoin bonanza.

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Hey, Adam, just want to add a
suggestion if John resurrects

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cranky geeks, then your show
should be called grumpy hams.

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However, I have a real idea. Why
don't we do no agenda kids? My

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kid loves your show. He's

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eight. We have a lot of young
listeners.

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This is a good idea. We could do
no agenda kids. Could you

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imagine how cool that could be?

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And did you know your teachers a
whore?

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Oh, hold on a second. That is we
just get a timestamp on that.

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John

457
00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:07,710
really Oh, really was that
necessary? No agenda

458
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,300
Are you totally ruined it? I'm
not going to read the cowboys

459
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:16,620
and Indians email. I'll save
that for Thursday. When he who?

460
00:30:17,370 --> 00:30:23,940
I can't believe I just said
that. Shoot myself, I was

461
00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:30,510
horrible. And I call people out
on saying that. I'm a mess. But

462
00:30:30,510 --> 00:30:33,090
it's interesting. The other
dudes basically only need one

463
00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:39,900
room. Isn't that interesting?
Are you laughing because you

464
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:44,370
agree. It's true. Dudes
basically need one room. And it

465
00:30:44,370 --> 00:30:47,550
would be great if my bed fit in
this room. And it'd be great if

466
00:30:47,550 --> 00:30:49,020
I had a little stove and a
cooker.

467
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,850
miniature refrigerators. The old
guy only guys.

468
00:30:54,690 --> 00:31:00,660
Actually a sterno sterno thing.
A mini fridge. And I'd be set. I

469
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:06,660
mean, I had this whole house.
And I'm just in this one room in

470
00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:11,400
my command centre. And you
become so complacent. You kind

471
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:11,640
of like

472
00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:16,020
Yeah, sure. We're all 12 year
old. Sure. I'm in my underwear

473
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:21,600
in my command centre who gives a
crap? That's me. Okay, so

474
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,810
you had to have no girls written
on the door with that with the

475
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:25,830
art backwards?

476
00:31:27,270 --> 00:31:29,370
Exactly. Is it? RuPaul
complaining?

477
00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:32,670
No, no, but it must have well,
by the way that RuPaul

478
00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:36,570
characters on the show. He's
bald. Yeah. And he's got a fake

479
00:31:36,570 --> 00:31:41,130
moustache and big glasses and
wearing a man suit. I think

480
00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:47,310
he's, I don't think he has any
nuts. This is a semifinalist

481
00:31:47,310 --> 00:31:52,500
plus the winner the second girl
is Miss Nebraska, who I found to

482
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:56,280
be offensive. Because I'll tell
you why.

483
00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:58,590
She offended you or the question
offended? You

484
00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:01,440
know, she quit her answer the
question offended me. And then

485
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:06,450
she offended me. I thought she
was. I'll explain why later. But

486
00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:10,890
I don't particularly like
somebody's religion being thrown

487
00:32:10,890 --> 00:32:16,380
in my face. And she managed to
do that to an extreme at the

488
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:19,890
end, at least the way I saw it.
And I'm sure some people out

489
00:32:19,890 --> 00:32:21,750
there are well, you know, you're
maybe you're too sensitive to

490
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:24,990
this stuff. But I found it. I
found it personally offensive.

491
00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:29,280
Now, sorry. Let's play these
two. This is the whole thing,

492
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,260
which is question number one.
And question number two. You see

493
00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:32,280
they're extremely political.

494
00:32:33,179 --> 00:32:34,259
I only have one clip, don't

495
00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:38,040
I? Yeah. All right. They're both
on there. All right. And is it I

496
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,980
found it the questions to be
ridiculously political, and the

497
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:43,920
girls of course can't answer
them. And the one that the first

498
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,130
girl who didn't win obviously,
she circumvented the entire

499
00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:51,810
question the other girl that
Miss Nebraska chick, she kind of

500
00:32:51,810 --> 00:32:55,290
answered a question as as she
answered the question the same

501
00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:57,330
way I think that Adolf Hitler
would have

502
00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:02,460
did she have a moustache? John,
that you have a little little

503
00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:09,210
brush moustache by any chance?
Jackie Brown. Jackie? Why am I

504
00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:10,380
even asking questions?

505
00:33:14,490 --> 00:33:20,550
Congratulations. Here's your
question. What color's the White

506
00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:22,260
House? The rivalry between

507
00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:25,230
our country's political parties
has gotten ugly. What does Miss

508
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,990
America teach us about healthy
competition? Wow.

509
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,650
Here we go.

510
00:33:33,150 --> 00:33:36,990
I am so grateful to be up here
with 52 other incredible women,

511
00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:39,690
we all love each other and
support each other. And that no

512
00:33:39,690 --> 00:33:42,630
matter what we need to support
each other as Americans and not

513
00:33:42,630 --> 00:33:45,270
partisan. I think that if we
come together and we try to

514
00:33:45,270 --> 00:33:47,370
compromise, that's the way to
get things done. That's the way

515
00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:50,040
to solve problems. I think that
we should take after Miss

516
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,710
America and love one another and
try to compromise. Thank you,

517
00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:53,820
Jackie. Congratulations.

518
00:33:54,990 --> 00:33:59,460
Let's all hold hands and tell
the secret. Great, I love the

519
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:03,630
sound effects between the
question. Here's your question.

520
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:11,700
Three questions left on this
card. And the next one goes to

521
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,890
miss Nebraska. Theresa

522
00:34:13,890 --> 00:34:17,070
Scanlon. Oh, I'm getting the
question.

523
00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:21,330
Theresa, congratulations. Here's
your question.

524
00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:24,930
Everybody's talking about the
WikiLeaks. How do we balance

525
00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:27,210
people's right to know what the
need for government security?

526
00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:29,100
You know, when it came to that

527
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:37,020
situation, it was actually based
on espionage. When it comes to

528
00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:40,680
the security of our nation, we
have to focus on security first,

529
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:44,160
and then people's right to know
important that everybody within

530
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,420
our borders is safe.

531
00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:48,510
Wait a minute, this has got to
be ABC because we know that the

532
00:34:48,510 --> 00:34:51,120
compromised network tell me this
was on ABC.

533
00:34:54,630 --> 00:34:56,610
I think it was of course it was.

534
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:01,140
Oh my goodness. I can't believe
it. Oh, that's great.

535
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:04,020
So we can't let things like that
happen and they must be handled

536
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,210
properly. And I think that was
the case.

537
00:35:06,510 --> 00:35:11,970
Thank you very much, Steph. That
was it.

538
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:15,120
Yeah. So I got I mean, the rest
of it was just bad.

539
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:23,040
So let me take a look at the
overnight ratings. Who don't see

540
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,400
how don't they have like
overnight ratings? Maybe they

541
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,500
don't, I should have it. Maybe
these don't publish.

542
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:31,920
Anyway. So this woman who might
win she's the shortest woman in

543
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,260
the group. I mean, they had I
don't know how tall she was. She

544
00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:36,630
couldn't have been more than
five three. Maybe she was for

545
00:35:36,630 --> 00:35:41,190
nine, I don't know, towered over
her. And she was very pretty.

546
00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:43,680
She's a very pretty girl, even
though she looked like a Mexican

547
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,480
chick at the beginning, but she
wants to

548
00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:47,880
it's just not doesn't mean
Mexican chicks are ugly. You're

549
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,350
not saying that right? Because,
you know,

550
00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:53,070
I'm saying though, she's blonde,
and she looked like she looked,

551
00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:56,100
you know, she looked ethnic. And
then she looked like a blonde.

552
00:35:56,490 --> 00:36:00,720
Scandinavian at the end. And it
was just like, I couldn't see

553
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,450
that she was gonna win with this
dark makeup. She

554
00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:05,460
has like a joker mouth.

555
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,680
Oh, does she? Yeah.

556
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,540
Is this a Teresa Scanlon?

557
00:36:09,690 --> 00:36:12,600
Yeah, she might be she might not
be photogenic. She is. She has

558
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,270
like a Well, I think it's drawn
these girls. They look like you

559
00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:18,630
know, one different woman after
another. I mean, it was like

560
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:21,360
that, because they don't know. I
just found the show. Teresa

561
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,120
Scanlon has done work in the
past to help girls with eating

562
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,240
disorders. Yeah, by screwing up
so they actually get an eating

563
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:31,770
disorder looking at her. I am so
against these things.

564
00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:36,630
Well, I'm not for me either. But
anyway, the point is, let's go

565
00:36:36,630 --> 00:36:42,000
over the at the end, she wins
and goes, app. She goes crazy.

566
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,510
And she just starts doing the
one and there's Dodgers. And

567
00:36:46,650 --> 00:36:49,920
it's okay, I'm done. I think I
want to tell you about the

568
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,610
religious thing, okay, you don't
have to put up identifying these

569
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:56,700
things. Because, I mean, I don't
think if somebody wins, they

570
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,920
should start crossing themselves
a million times, you know, if

571
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:05,130
they're Catholics or going oil
or dishes, or going down on the

572
00:37:05,130 --> 00:37:09,360
mat. Don't think that this is a
probe.

573
00:37:10,590 --> 00:37:15,030
That would be amazingly cool. If
Miss America won and threw down

574
00:37:15,030 --> 00:37:15,810
the prayer mat.

575
00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:20,610
How come that never happens on
TV? Oh, it'd be awesome.

576
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,970
So but this but they let people
get away with this, you know,

577
00:37:23,970 --> 00:37:27,420
holding that the Pentecostal
thing, which I find annoying.

578
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:30,840
Where you know, there's two
versions of this I've seen one

579
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,180
of them is you hold your arms
straight up straight in the air

580
00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:35,070
to hold your hand straight up
into the air and then you take

581
00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:38,580
your palms and bend them
backwards. So your palm is

582
00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:42,240
facing the sky. This is the
receive the blessings or

583
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,040
whatever and you hold your arms
and you hold your arms like

584
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,310
that. So that's one of the
things but the one that she

585
00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:49,800
does, which is I don't know
which group this is, if it's

586
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:54,450
Pentecostal, which generally
most of these groups are she

587
00:37:54,450 --> 00:37:59,040
holds her arms at about she
holds them out for like kind of

588
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,040
like segment matching a Heil
Hitler salute with both hands,

589
00:38:02,310 --> 00:38:05,940
only bending backwards, only
flip the hands over. So your

590
00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:09,060
hands or your Oh, right, right,
right. Right. Yeah. And then

591
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:12,120
bend your, your your drop your
fingers forward as though you're

592
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:17,820
holding a giant, like a platter,
way up in there. So you're

593
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:18,870
holding a platter where

594
00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:21,960
to catch the money. That's the
platter to catch the money with.

595
00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:25,200
So you're up there with the
platter way up in the air, it

596
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,140
would cost there's no platter.
And when I see this, I'm

597
00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:30,360
thinking Why don't you know, why
don't you just tell us what

598
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,960
religion your ad would have
named the church? Usually thank

599
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,480
them. And you know, I just don't
know. I mean, it just,

600
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:41,820
you know, it's like, you're
never that angry or upset when,

601
00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:45,090
like, tonight the Golden Globes
are on, you know that the half

602
00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:49,800
of the acceptance speeches will
be like, I thank God and I think

603
00:38:49,950 --> 00:38:53,040
thank God for giving me the
strength. It's it's, we always

604
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,320
see on shows like that only this
is a little more dramatic

605
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,710
sports events too. And people do
complain about it. I mean, this

606
00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:03,270
is not that. I mean, I just find
it offensive that if there's any

607
00:39:03,270 --> 00:39:06,030
belief in religion in any way,
shape or form that it would be

608
00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:09,900
attributed to this show. And you
and you'd be I don't know, I

609
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:10,830
maybe it's just me.

610
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:15,840
Maybe she's praying to the ABC
president. You know, thanking

611
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:21,210
him. He's God. Put her on. Yeah,
I'm like that. No, I'm thinking

612
00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:24,480
it's more along those lines.
Anyway,

613
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,800
anyway, maybe I'm off base. I'm
sick. I'm sick. I mean,

614
00:39:29,490 --> 00:39:31,140
let me roll this out for it. Let
me roll this out

615
00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:33,780
for John Cena for X diva.

616
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:37,710
You always do this when there's
when there's a pageant you

617
00:39:37,710 --> 00:39:38,970
always get an upset about it.

618
00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:44,790
I you know, I think I'm ill. And
I don't mean to say that Mexican

619
00:39:44,790 --> 00:39:47,370
women would many have I mean, I
watched Mexican soap operas. The

620
00:39:47,370 --> 00:39:49,110
women are gorgeous. You do not.

621
00:39:49,770 --> 00:39:56,370
You watch the telenovelas?
Obviously. I love you, man. Even

622
00:39:56,370 --> 00:39:59,970
when you're in fact when you're
like this your best. If only you

623
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,190
sick all the time. Our good
buddy Maynard down there who was

624
00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:09,690
always trying to slip in in the
morning into to promote the show

625
00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:13,230
and make us laugh. He's on real
radio down there, you know

626
00:40:13,230 --> 00:40:17,430
unlike what we do on this Mickey
Mouse stuff, he's on real radio.

627
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,390
And he says Adam I recently
interviewed Gary Kennedy a big

628
00:40:21,390 --> 00:40:25,050
time food inspector who helped
write the salami Code of

629
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:29,280
Practice for get mowed down
under after a salami killed

630
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:33,450
someone a few years back.
Apparently, apparently there's a

631
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:36,510
there was a salami scare in
Australia that we didn't hear

632
00:40:36,510 --> 00:40:36,960
about.

633
00:40:37,589 --> 00:40:40,199
So now that salami tastes like
crap, well,

634
00:40:40,470 --> 00:40:44,190
he had some pointed questions
about that and more.

635
00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:48,660
I often listen to John C. Dvorak
on a number of podcasts and he

636
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:52,530
is a big fan of deregulating the
salami industry because

637
00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:57,780
that by the way, is your
ringtone. A big fan of dear

638
00:40:57,870 --> 00:41:01,590
Hello, John C. Dvorak. You could
go on Meet the Press. I'm a big

639
00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:04,410
fan of deregulating salami
industry,

640
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:07,740
and raw milk. He's a fan of he
thinks that you know, the salami

641
00:41:07,770 --> 00:41:11,190
tastes better when when they
don't have as stringent rules to

642
00:41:11,190 --> 00:41:13,290
them. What would you say to
someone like that?

643
00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:15,420
I'd say he needs to shop around
there.

644
00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:17,340
Shut up slave and shop around.

645
00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:19,620
You don't know what you're
talking about. John, talking

646
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,160
about a lot

647
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,730
of small butcher shops is still
make Salamis made the way they

648
00:41:23,730 --> 00:41:26,460
used to make them overseas. I've
got a couple of clients who do

649
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:26,730
that.

650
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,970
So if you want to eat some
salami in the morning, what

651
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:32,280
salami would you recommend if
you're into the raw taste,

652
00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:36,600
colours, could I filter my
water? Because I'm concerned

653
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,330
about fluoride being a mind
controlled drug? Is there any

654
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,140
evidence either way?

655
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:43,620
It goes right into it

656
00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:47,670
right. Not a mind control drug.

657
00:41:47,790 --> 00:41:52,740
So it's just me. Yes. This This
stuff's happening. I'm the one

658
00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:55,410
that's doing it. Yes. Yes.

659
00:41:58,050 --> 00:42:01,260
Beautiful. It's not a mind
control drug Maynard. It makes

660
00:42:01,260 --> 00:42:04,170
you docile, there's a difference
but we appreciate it. And

661
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,610
gianduja your your infamous now
down under for your salami.

662
00:42:09,210 --> 00:42:13,950
Expertise? Yeah, apparently and
you are the leader of the the

663
00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:16,410
leave the salami industry alone
movement.

664
00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:20,790
Australian Prime Minister Julia
Gilad has been forced to dodge a

665
00:42:20,790 --> 00:42:24,690
flying sandwich for the second
time this month. She was

666
00:42:24,690 --> 00:42:28,020
greeting children at line in
high school in Canberra. When a

667
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:31,350
student flung the salami snack.
Oh, I think I must have thought

668
00:42:31,350 --> 00:42:31,980
I was hungry.

669
00:42:32,490 --> 00:42:38,010
They thought I was hungry, flung
the salami snack. I tell you,

670
00:42:38,310 --> 00:42:43,980
Bill Clinton fathered a love
child with a hooker. And that

671
00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:51,780
Hillary know, Bill, and his name
is Danny Lee Williams. And he

672
00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:57,060
now wants to meet Bill. He says,
I hear I hear that he's not

673
00:42:57,060 --> 00:43:00,330
doing so well. He's got like,
here. He's got suffering from

674
00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:03,870
Parkins disease, Parkinson's
disease and heart disease. So

675
00:43:03,870 --> 00:43:09,120
I'd like to say hi, Dez. No, no,
he says, yeah, he says, So Danny

676
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,630
says I'd like to say hi, Dad
before he dies. I'd also like to

677
00:43:12,630 --> 00:43:15,060
have a relationship with
Chelsea. She's my half sister.

678
00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:17,370
Yeah, good luck with that.

679
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,110
So when he do you think it would
wind up dead in the next week?

680
00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:25,890
They won't. It's not going to

681
00:43:25,890 --> 00:43:31,260
car accident. I think car
accident. I'm going to predict

682
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:34,680
that there will be a rumour or
gossip item or something will

683
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,820
crop up in one of these. These
these political rags? That in

684
00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:43,860
fact when Clinton dies, he will
he was actually he actually he

685
00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:46,950
actually and I think he would be
the one to propagate this. He

686
00:43:46,950 --> 00:43:54,690
actually died in the saddle. A
secret service they had to move

687
00:43:54,690 --> 00:43:55,170
the body.

688
00:43:57,750 --> 00:44:01,830
Oh, wow. All right in the
saddle. What rumour rumour

689
00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:06,120
rumour rumour, but, but what
kind of woman will it be? Okay.

690
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,470
Of course, what was I thinking?
All right.

691
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:14,310
I think you're right. I think
there is something in a screw

692
00:44:14,310 --> 00:44:17,280
and you get this guy like Cofer
black. And again, why do you

693
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,750
name your kid Cofer

694
00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:22,980
grants destined to do or Rand
for that matter?

695
00:44:23,279 --> 00:44:26,729
Rand is another one kid ran to
think let

696
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:28,830
me name my kid after

697
00:44:28,830 --> 00:44:33,570
I mean tanks like I want you
maybe wanted to name a brandy

698
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,060
and you dropped dead of a heart
attack before you get the last

699
00:44:36,060 --> 00:44:44,670
thing. I'm gonna name him Rand
Cofer is not a short for

700
00:44:44,670 --> 00:44:45,870
anything. Come on.

701
00:44:45,870 --> 00:44:47,880
That's good. This name has got
to be from something.

702
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:53,400
Did you see that photo? You sent
that same Daily Mail article if

703
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,880
it go down. The guy who won Best
mail

704
00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:00,930
that's the look I mean when I I
saw that picture I'm like, oh,

705
00:45:00,930 --> 00:45:03,570
that's the look John should have
with the pants cut off.

706
00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:08,640
Cut off shoes with no socks, and
little dinky bowtie that's

707
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,570
crooked. And this guy wins the
award for best male.

708
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:18,600
And his pants are cut off above
the knee. Idiotic but then I was

709
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:22,740
shocked to see Ralph Lauren
Ralph Lauren. Looks like he

710
00:45:22,740 --> 00:45:26,040
looks like the guy from The
Simpsons. Was that Mr. Burns?

711
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:28,379
Is he the one who wants to marry
his cat?

712
00:45:29,279 --> 00:45:31,979
Now the old the nuclear guy that
the old evil guy?

713
00:45:32,789 --> 00:45:36,689
No, I'm talking about one of
these big designers came No,

714
00:45:36,690 --> 00:45:39,750
no, you're talking about Karl
Lagerfeld. Now all right,

715
00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,160
Lagerfeld. Why do

716
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,890
I know this? I live with too
many women.

717
00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:49,230
I need Provigil so I stop
learning these things.

718
00:45:49,290 --> 00:45:52,860
So what is the deal with
Lagerfeld wanting to marry his

719
00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:55,260
cat? Nobody thinks this is
really

720
00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:57,960
great. No, I can explain this.
This is all about the gay

721
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,170
marriage thing in Paris. These
guys are all in Paris in Paris.

722
00:46:01,170 --> 00:46:03,840
And you know, a million people
are burning down Paris because

723
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,810
they don't like the idea of gay
marriage. And then of course,

724
00:46:06,810 --> 00:46:10,380
the fashion industry all goes
into a tizzy and like, well, we

725
00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:12,240
can't have that. I'm just No,
I'm gonna go I'm gonna marry my

726
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:12,810
cat.

727
00:46:13,950 --> 00:46:15,600
This may be an explanation.

728
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:19,080
It is the explanation. I know
this world. It's so stupid.

729
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,210
I'm gonna marry my cat.

730
00:46:21,270 --> 00:46:23,280
I know what I'm gonna I'm just
gonna marry my cat. I'll show

731
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,350
those stupid French because
they're all in France. They're

732
00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:31,410
on this and what they do. So for
the Dutch listeners plus her

733
00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:31,800
stuff.

734
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,670
But does that is why did you
giggle?

735
00:46:36,569 --> 00:46:41,429
Because Placer County just
sounds funny in Dutch. Oh, why?

736
00:46:41,459 --> 00:46:45,239
Because a plus r means your
penis if you're if you're like

737
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:45,899
nine.

738
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:53,550
Oh, that's why you giggling
Yeah. I live in Placer County.

739
00:46:56,700 --> 00:47:03,000
Nobody know everyone knows this
and Plaza is the is the Baron of

740
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,670
the Dallas. There are at

741
00:47:05,670 --> 00:47:09,000
least five people who are now
crashing their cars or laughing

742
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,380
out very loud in the trim.

743
00:47:12,870 --> 00:47:14,910
Charles Plosser, president of
Federal Reserve Bank of

744
00:47:14,910 --> 00:47:19,140
Philadelphia says that keeping
rates near 0% With inflation in

745
00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:22,440
his view close to the central
bank's goal. And the economy

746
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,350
nearing what he says is full
employment is just too risky.

747
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:30,300
So this is just a Democrat
representative in California,

748
00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:35,580
named Loretta Sanchez, who is
apparently been reelected so

749
00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:38,460
many times as she's like one of
the top you know, she's seeking

750
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:41,460
yak as long as she wants to do.
So I have a kind of a long clip

751
00:47:41,460 --> 00:47:44,880
here. But she reminded me of
somebody who sit tell me you

752
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,580
agree and who I clipped in at
the end, so you can get to get

753
00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:51,090
to Kant, comparison and contrast
of this woman discussing the F

754
00:47:51,090 --> 00:47:56,370
35. And rambling in some odd way
saying absolutely nothing and

755
00:47:56,370 --> 00:47:58,650
sounded pretty much like an
idiot and looking like one

756
00:47:58,650 --> 00:47:59,280
curiously,

757
00:47:59,730 --> 00:48:05,460
I'd like to speak to Miss
duckboards amendment Gentlelady

758
00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:09,420
is recognised for five minutes.
Thank you, Mr. Chairman. It is

759
00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:12,150
true that we have on this
subcommittee taken a really hard

760
00:48:12,210 --> 00:48:15,810
look and will continue take a
hard look at the production, the

761
00:48:15,810 --> 00:48:19,740
development and the production
of the F 35. As you know, it's

762
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:23,580
our only production plane
scheduled for the next 20 to 30

763
00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:27,930
years. And it does have a great
number of allies included in

764
00:48:27,930 --> 00:48:33,750
Dubai as we move forward. The
last year has seen significant

765
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:38,700
improvement in in the
development and the production

766
00:48:39,210 --> 00:48:43,530
of the F 35. However, we also
have to recall that this

767
00:48:43,530 --> 00:48:49,200
programme is seven years behind
schedule, and 70% over cost at

768
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:56,700
this point. So we have to ask
ourselves, how do we how do we

769
00:48:57,150 --> 00:49:00,450
how do we move forward in a
programme that we need, but

770
00:49:00,450 --> 00:49:05,610
ensure that we're getting what
we need. And Miss Duckworth

771
00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:09,300
amendment is really about
putting the pressure in

772
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:12,990
particular on Lockheed Martin,
who's the prime and everybody

773
00:49:12,990 --> 00:49:17,640
else and so I can appreciate Mr.
VCs concerns. And as you know,

774
00:49:17,670 --> 00:49:20,580
these are always difficult
issues. But this really is about

775
00:49:20,580 --> 00:49:24,840
how do we continue to ensure
that the contractors who are

776
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:30,300
developing and building this are
doing it in a way that is

777
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:34,170
successful for us. This what
we're talking about here.

778
00:49:34,470 --> 00:49:39,780
I personally believe that us
Americans are unable to do so.

779
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:46,170
Because some people out there
and our nation don't have that.

780
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:51,720
And I believe that our education
like such as South Africa and

781
00:49:51,810 --> 00:49:57,000
the Iraq everywhere like such as
and I believe that they should.

782
00:49:57,420 --> 00:50:01,500
Our education over here in the
US should To help the US or

783
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:05,310
should help South Africa, it
should help directly Asian

784
00:50:05,310 --> 00:50:10,380
countries, so we will be able to
build up our future. Thank you

785
00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:16,710
very much South Carolina. Okay,
yeah, yeah, that's

786
00:50:16,710 --> 00:50:18,300
a long way to go for the joke.

787
00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:21,179
Yeah, I know. But this woman I
couldn't find a good place to.

788
00:50:21,479 --> 00:50:26,969
She just she was one of these
people get elected, and then

789
00:50:26,969 --> 00:50:31,289
reelected and then reelected.
It's just beyond me.

790
00:50:31,710 --> 00:50:35,370
That's because everyone's on
Provigil. They're awake but not

791
00:50:35,370 --> 00:50:39,810
learning. Apparently not. So you
know, stop taking the Provigil

792
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,200
get yourself some Adderall, it's
the learning drug. And then once

793
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,880
we get these bitches out, let's
party on Coke, Internet safety,

794
00:50:48,090 --> 00:50:51,840
our chat room safe. Listen up
chat room, this is for you our

795
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:57,240
chat room safe. No chat rooms
are not safe places to be while

796
00:50:57,240 --> 00:51:03,660
online. Because you cannot. Why?
Because you cannot always be

797
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:07,140
certain with whom you are
chatting. A grand the problem

798
00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:10,770
with that is a great deal of
negative things can result from

799
00:51:10,770 --> 00:51:18,930
chat rooms such as such as
bullying. Stalking, kidnapping,

800
00:51:18,930 --> 00:51:22,140
rape and murder. Wait a minute.

801
00:51:22,410 --> 00:51:25,800
Murder in the chat room is the
name of AppDynamics novel.

802
00:51:26,910 --> 00:51:31,080
Wait, what was the song? Murder
on the dance floor? Was it

803
00:51:32,070 --> 00:51:35,490
murder on the dance floor
murder? On the who did that song

804
00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:36,360
dancer in

805
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,230
the disco wasn't it?

806
00:51:37,589 --> 00:51:39,479
Wasn't murdered. I thought was
murder on the dance. Well,

807
00:51:39,479 --> 00:51:45,239
there's no is Sophia. No. surfy
Sophie Ellis Baxter I knew I had

808
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:50,399
a right to murder on the dance
floor. Yeah. So you go from

809
00:51:51,149 --> 00:51:54,689
bullying, stalking, kidnapping,
rape and murder. Not all that or

810
00:51:54,689 --> 00:51:57,869
instant messaging is bad though.
Ask your parents to help you

811
00:51:57,869 --> 00:52:01,829
find safe areas to communicate
with your peers. But what if I

812
00:52:01,829 --> 00:52:05,309
get harassing emails or text
messages? You should report any

813
00:52:05,309 --> 00:52:07,649
harassing emails or text
messages to your parents,

814
00:52:07,679 --> 00:52:10,709
guardians, teachers, counsellors
and anyone else who might be

815
00:52:10,709 --> 00:52:13,949
able to help you. These forms of
harassing communication are

816
00:52:13,949 --> 00:52:17,639
commonly known as cyber
bullying. In some situations, it

817
00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:21,389
may become necessary to notify
the police if she is

818
00:52:22,170 --> 00:52:26,880
not. DJ DJ. Oh, I love

819
00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:33,000
them. This was the jam member
this John.

820
00:52:33,630 --> 00:52:35,220
It's a terrible song turn it
off.

821
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,950
It's a great song. This is
murder on the dance floor.

822
00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:40,620
I know I know what it is. Well,
sorry. It's

823
00:52:40,620 --> 00:52:44,160
a great song. Oh, it's
important. Yes, it is. It was a

824
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,570
hearing very, very,

825
00:52:45,570 --> 00:52:46,260
very boring.

826
00:52:47,670 --> 00:52:54,270
And the modest encroachments

827
00:52:57,330 --> 00:53:01,290
Okay, let's look at some
analogies of the term modest

828
00:53:01,290 --> 00:53:04,290
encroachments. Do you have any
John?

829
00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,050
No, but I'm sure you do.

830
00:53:07,110 --> 00:53:10,920
I just have one I just have one
like don't worry baby. It's only

831
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:16,590
the tip. It's I think that's
that's a that is a good analogy

832
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:18,240
of modest encroachment

833
00:53:18,270 --> 00:53:22,590
on privacy that are involved in
getting away

834
00:53:22,590 --> 00:53:26,820
How do you even have a modest
encroachment on privacy?

835
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,270
Okay, so here we go. So there
was a big stink I thought this

836
00:53:30,270 --> 00:53:33,570
was a cover up for what was
going on at Padget me too

837
00:53:34,620 --> 00:53:38,160
outrageous political questions
of these dumb women

838
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,010
who are smokin hot by the way

839
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:46,710
Oh dynamite the to that one but
Connecticut and Alabama. I

840
00:53:46,710 --> 00:53:51,210
thought Miss Alabama until you
hear her talk was absolutely

841
00:53:51,210 --> 00:53:58,620
stunning. Turns out to be a
fascist so let's hear here's

842
00:53:58,620 --> 00:54:01,230
what happened this got all the
news coverage apparently Miss

843
00:54:01,230 --> 00:54:05,880
Utah who is looks like an
Icelandic woman. She's amazingly

844
00:54:06,510 --> 00:54:10,170
Icelandic though your eyes are
just one millimetre too wide.

845
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,410
But that's fine. She was
gorgeous. She answered this

846
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,410
idiotic question and this got
all over the news. This is Miss

847
00:54:16,410 --> 00:54:17,310
Utah not

848
00:54:17,310 --> 00:54:20,040
just Andrews not just on the
news, but this is what people

849
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,040
were blogging us. I was
surprised that people were

850
00:54:23,070 --> 00:54:26,580
tweeting and sending this this
link. I'm like, do you listen to

851
00:54:26,580 --> 00:54:29,340
our show? Do you know how to
look through the BS?

852
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,400
Apparently not. Judge number
three.

853
00:54:33,450 --> 00:54:35,250
NeNe Leakes your question,
please.

854
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:41,340
A recent report shows that in
40% of American families, which

855
00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:45,600
who are women are the primary
earners, yet they continue to

856
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:49,080
earn less than men. What does
this say about society?

857
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:55,740
I think we can relate this back
to education and how we are

858
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:00,120
continuing to try to strive to
to

859
00:55:03,419 --> 00:55:05,639
figure out how to create jobs
right now,

860
00:55:06,179 --> 00:55:12,479
the biggest problem and I think,
especially the men are seen as

861
00:55:12,659 --> 00:55:16,079
the leaders of this. And so we
need to try to figure out how to

862
00:55:16,769 --> 00:55:22,529
create education better. So we
can't. Thank you. Thank you.

863
00:55:23,489 --> 00:55:24,449
Thank you. Sorry. Hi.

864
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,530
Thank you, sweetheart.

865
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,730
You're an idiot. She's actually
got your mercies from Utah. Why

866
00:55:29,730 --> 00:55:31,950
this question was asked in the
first place is beyond me, but

867
00:55:31,950 --> 00:55:34,890
she's from Utah. And it shows
she's probably a Mormon. And

868
00:55:34,890 --> 00:55:37,050
she's thinking when they're
asking the question, she's

869
00:55:37,050 --> 00:55:43,860
thinking to herself, what? Work?
Work. Oh, my God. So she was

870
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:45,600
completely befuddled by the Hold
on, hold

871
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:50,760
on, hold on. Aha. I can tell you
this was this is all scripted.

872
00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:52,140
These questions are not

873
00:55:52,170 --> 00:55:55,080
Oh, yeah. No, you'll see how
scripted they are. No, I

874
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,260
know, they're scripted. So I
think she just blew the lines.

875
00:55:58,290 --> 00:56:01,080
You know, she just the answer
was there. She knew what to say.

876
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,710
It was just it was it happens,
it happens. This is not because

877
00:56:04,710 --> 00:56:08,640
she's dumb. This is just, you
know, it's your moment. It's

878
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,660
your acting moment, and you mess
it up. And people who if you

879
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:16,710
emailed or tweeted this link to
either John or I turn off the

880
00:56:16,710 --> 00:56:20,730
podcast now Go away, go away.
Because you should know by now,

881
00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:24,570
this is all scripted. All she
did was not dumb. How she did

882
00:56:24,570 --> 00:56:26,640
it, she just made she's flubbed
the lines. That's all.

883
00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:30,420
So and by the way, if one of
these women and when you hear

884
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,760
the rest of the I got four more
of these are all shortlist in a

885
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:36,810
minute, but when you hear the
questions and how lame they are,

886
00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:40,620
and how political they are, if
just one of these women would

887
00:56:40,620 --> 00:56:44,010
say, you know, I don't think
it's appropriate to be asking

888
00:56:44,010 --> 00:56:47,370
these sorts of political
questions which are loaded, and

889
00:56:47,370 --> 00:56:50,670
is probably just to make us look
stupid. I really find it

890
00:56:50,670 --> 00:56:54,030
insulting and that's all I've
got to say. I would just I would

891
00:56:54,030 --> 00:56:57,210
be this woman's fan she'd died,
but follow her on Twitter. I

892
00:56:57,210 --> 00:56:59,730
mean, we don't get any of that
we would instead we get this

893
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,270
this kind of

894
00:57:00,330 --> 00:57:03,090
weirdness Hey, do you want to
build an x ray machine to while

895
00:57:03,090 --> 00:57:03,660
you're at it?

896
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:07,950
So here we go. Now we're gonna
go with now the one that I

897
00:57:07,950 --> 00:57:10,710
thought was the best looking of
the group was Miss Alabama.

898
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:14,040
Yeah, and so but she comes now
they asked her a loaded question

899
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:17,790
and she just they all these
women give the the worst kind of

900
00:57:17,790 --> 00:57:21,180
answer to make them look like
either idiots or Nazis. And

901
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,350
Alabama. I could not see. All
right,

902
00:57:25,350 --> 00:57:34,260
next, let's have Alabama join
us, Alabama. Please reach in and

903
00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:39,810
select the cards for the middle
one for the middle. Okay. Judge

904
00:57:39,810 --> 00:57:44,370
number two? Wendy Malik. Your
question please. For Alabama.

905
00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:48,420
Government tracking and phone
records has been in the news

906
00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:52,920
lately. Is this an invasion of
privacy or necessary to keep our

907
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,530
country safe? Why or why not?

908
00:57:56,790 --> 00:57:59,790
I think this society that we
live in today, it's sad that if

909
00:57:59,790 --> 00:58:02,850
we go to the movies or to the
airport or even to the mall that

910
00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:05,580
we have to worry about our
safety. So I would rather

911
00:58:05,580 --> 00:58:09,630
someone track my telephone
messages and feel safe wherever

912
00:58:09,630 --> 00:58:14,640
I go. Then feel like they're
encroaching on my privacy.

913
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,530
That's a big word there that
encroaching word. I wonder where

914
00:58:22,530 --> 00:58:28,230
she heard that in the script.
First of all, I loved her teeth,

915
00:58:28,260 --> 00:58:31,920
man. Could they be any wider?
Just like King like I gotta wear

916
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,460
shades because of this girl's
teeth. But that was so funny

917
00:58:35,460 --> 00:58:39,210
that that is yeah, of course.
That's completely fascist.

918
00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:44,070
Because she is encouraging
corporatism. And I find I find

919
00:58:44,070 --> 00:58:47,790
it hilarious that the things
that that we're doing is going

920
00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:50,400
to the mall or going to the
movie theatre. What was the

921
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,070
other one I forgot the other
one. Like I want to feel the

922
00:58:53,070 --> 00:58:55,950
airport airport that's right
gonna get to go travel to go to

923
00:58:55,950 --> 00:58:57,690
see the nights that

924
00:58:57,690 --> 00:59:02,760
don't feel safe go to go to
another Mall. All right, so So

925
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:06,630
then we go on and we get Miss
South Carolina who's a very very

926
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:09,030
pretty black woman she is just
gorgeous and

927
00:59:10,830 --> 00:59:14,550
cheerleader like Miss South what
does she do South Carolina Yeah,

928
00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:14,760
now

929
00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:18,840
the thing about this this remind
this one now I'm wondering about

930
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,240
what's wrong with South Carolina
because this is the state that

931
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:26,100
had that crazy Miss Teen who
kept saying however and you we

932
00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:28,980
need a verbal can't find him in
the United States on a map

933
00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:33,060
because of South Africa and you
know, she went on and on with

934
00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:36,660
it. She was the the worst
answer. Anyway, this woman is in

935
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:39,810
competition with her hair.

936
00:59:40,590 --> 00:59:43,020
I didn't understand I didn't
understand why I didn't need to

937
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,930
do that. But I every once in
awhile. I bring this clip on the

938
00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:49,860
show Where's Miss South
Carolina, in some pageant asked

939
00:59:49,860 --> 00:59:53,220
answered the question. So many
people cannot find the United

940
00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:58,590
States on a map. And she goes on
with this whatever however so

941
00:59:58,740 --> 01:00:01,440
and she says because of South
Africa Are God feeding the poor

942
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:06,960
and she just went off the rails?
And this one damn. Near beats

943
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:07,170
it.

944
01:00:07,470 --> 01:00:17,790
Carolina, it is your turn. Go
ahead. All right. Let's see you

945
01:00:17,790 --> 01:00:22,110
got charged number nine.
Christina milyon.

946
01:00:22,710 --> 01:00:27,240
How aussagen How can we can't
get this gig? Tell me good nine

947
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:31,440
judges and judge number nine is
Christina milyon. The idiot from

948
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:36,060
the voice? Hey, Carson. Hey,
that's who's judge number nine

949
01:00:36,060 --> 01:00:38,340
is Yeah. And we can't get this
gig.

950
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:41,130
And by the way, I just the way
they're doing these questions,

951
01:00:41,130 --> 01:00:43,500
I'm almost convinced that they
have a list of questions. And

952
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:46,020
this is Oh, this is Mid South
Carolina. This is what she gets

953
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:48,720
asked is this one? Yes. Give us
your question.

954
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:52,890
To people who leaked classified
document the name of public

955
01:00:52,890 --> 01:01:00,030
information? Treason? Wow.

956
01:01:01,110 --> 01:01:03,270
I feel bad. I didn't watch the
show. Now.

957
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,030
You should because this is like
all you have to do is watch the

958
01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:09,060
end because that's what this
craziness you can't you can't

959
01:01:09,060 --> 01:01:09,390
write

960
01:01:09,390 --> 01:01:11,220
this stuff. Is this what we're
doing?

961
01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:16,590
Don't believe that they should
be charged with treason.

962
01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:21,240
Personally, I think that being a
part of this country, we have

963
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:24,750
been given specific documents
for specific reasons. Our

964
01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:27,900
lawmakers have put that into
their decision for certain

965
01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:31,500
reasons. And if we feel the need
to have to show this document,

966
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,450
then I think that we should
show.

967
01:01:35,010 --> 01:01:41,970
Show me, show me your document.
I don't know smoke was coming

968
01:01:41,970 --> 01:01:42,930
out every year as I think

969
01:01:43,109 --> 01:01:47,189
she said, we are given documents
we have to this is actually

970
01:01:47,189 --> 01:01:50,069
another fact. She was a genius.
You know what she the woman's

971
01:01:50,069 --> 01:01:50,399
talking?

972
01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:53,700
If one of them would just go
like, hi everybody. That would

973
01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:56,520
be funny how we should be
writing the show.

974
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,180
She goes and she goes off the
rails and pretty much saying

975
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:03,210
that we should all have
documents. And we have to show

976
01:02:03,210 --> 01:02:05,220
them when the authority says
show me

977
01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:08,310
on Pandora. Show me a Google
Documents highlights

978
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:09,840
what she said. Oh, I

979
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:14,790
know. But this is my God. We're
so lost.

980
01:02:15,390 --> 01:02:18,150
Oh, totally. This is the worst
thing I've ever seen. This is

981
01:02:18,150 --> 01:02:21,720
the worst. So they finally come
to the winner. This is the woman

982
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:25,440
who won by the way. The last
one, which is kinetic. Oh, of

983
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:28,170
course. You know, we could have
called this. Yeah, we could have

984
01:02:28,170 --> 01:02:31,770
call off. We could have called
this easily. Oh, we could have

985
01:02:31,770 --> 01:02:35,370
easily call this obviously it's
kinetic shooting. I

986
01:02:35,370 --> 01:02:38,010
mean, did she have a question
about Sandy Hook by any chance?

987
01:02:38,010 --> 01:02:38,580
No,

988
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:41,220
they didn't go that far, but
this is almost as bad and she's

989
01:02:41,220 --> 01:02:42,390
another fascist.

990
01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:46,050
Let me just look at it first
before you ruin it with this

991
01:02:46,050 --> 01:02:50,910
clip when we say she's the
brunette. I think she's pretty.

992
01:02:50,910 --> 01:02:55,530
She's kind of like a dozen kind
of Yeah, diamond does like but a

993
01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:58,680
bit like Cindy Crawford used to
look kind of

994
01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:02,460
vandalise a little probably
pretty. A dime a dozen white

995
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:07,440
diamond dozens and what is she
five foot six? No, no, I

996
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:11,250
think she's, oh, she's not tall.
The tall one was Texas who had

997
01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:15,150
the best dress on cortex is
always awesome babes. But she

998
01:03:15,150 --> 01:03:17,370
didn't she wasn't as pretty as
the other girls. And they had to

999
01:03:17,370 --> 01:03:20,550
bring her instance with some
gimmick. They had this stupid

1000
01:03:20,550 --> 01:03:23,370
gimmick. Let me explain this. So
they had the top five at the end

1001
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:25,680
for First of all, here's the
problem I have with the show.

1002
01:03:25,950 --> 01:03:29,760
They start the show off with
these 50 beautiful women. And

1003
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,400
they come out and they introduce
them all says we're cutting it

1004
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:35,280
down to 15. And then we're going
to have the bathing suits.

1005
01:03:35,310 --> 01:03:38,700
Right? Say why can't we see 50
Women and Babies really this is

1006
01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:41,550
a mistake. I thought it was a
huge mistake and then they all

1007
01:03:41,550 --> 01:03:45,060
the women are hustling balls and
very pretty. Who knows how.

1008
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:49,440
And are you just left clawing at
your screen like No, no,

1009
01:03:49,740 --> 01:03:53,250
pretty much. And so then you get
to the 15 Come on and they cut

1010
01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:55,890
that down to 10 and then they
cut it down to five real fast

1011
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:59,760
moving on this is broke down and
then they have some bogus thing

1012
01:03:59,850 --> 01:04:04,110
if you tweet the name of the one
you want we can we can save one

1013
01:04:04,110 --> 01:04:06,630
from the five that have been
kicked off

1014
01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:10,410
where this is Brooke Daniels is
Miss Texas. I don't know she's

1015
01:04:10,410 --> 01:04:12,960
she's she has a mean look about
her.

1016
01:04:13,170 --> 01:04:16,980
That could be whatever the case
they brought Miss Texas back.

1017
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:20,430
What it should show there were
six at the end. Oh, it

1018
01:04:20,430 --> 01:04:21,270
was okay. I

1019
01:04:21,270 --> 01:04:27,030
get it. It's a gimmick. Oh, oh,
TV. Wow. Okay, so here's our

1020
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,400
last or last thing God tested.

1021
01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:31,860
This is gonna nail it. This is
gonna knock it out of the park.

1022
01:04:31,860 --> 01:04:34,740
She She Well, the other women if
you heard their answers, all of

1023
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:37,680
them are like that. They were
they stammering they didn't know

1024
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:42,300
what their what the guy was
talking about documents. It's

1025
01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:45,240
like they're a bunch of idiots.
Or at least hey, here's the

1026
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:49,380
deal. Let me stop right here. If
we could just get these beauty

1027
01:04:49,380 --> 01:04:53,160
contestants to listen to no
agenda. Really. They would and

1028
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:54,210
they would nail these

1029
01:04:54,210 --> 01:04:57,270
questions it would be it would
be beautiful thing. Yeah,

1030
01:04:57,450 --> 01:05:00,660
they would do them good. But
they don't Oh here we go

1031
01:05:01,709 --> 01:05:03,149
all right Miss Connecticut down
to

1032
01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:09,960
our last to Connecticut please
join us and select a Connecticut

1033
01:05:16,590 --> 01:05:19,530
judge number seven mo Rocca
their questions

1034
01:05:21,870 --> 01:05:25,050
Miss Connecticut the Supreme
Court ruled that criminal

1035
01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:30,420
suspects can be subjected to a
police DNA test after arrest Do

1036
01:05:30,420 --> 01:05:33,510
you agree or disagree with this
and why or why not?

1037
01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:36,600
I would agree with this I think
that if somebody's being

1038
01:05:36,630 --> 01:05:40,440
prosecuted and is committed a
crime that's that's severe that

1039
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:43,650
they should have a DNA test I
think there are so many crimes

1040
01:05:43,650 --> 01:05:46,080
going on in this world that if
that's one step closer to

1041
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,540
figuring out who has done it I
think we should absolutely do

1042
01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:53,490
so. Thank you it's pre crime

1043
01:05:54,870 --> 01:05:57,870
Cynthia you hey, we picked you
up you're guilty

1044
01:06:01,170 --> 01:06:04,080
anyway, so that's your last
fascists good work

1045
01:06:04,110 --> 01:06:05,100
good work well,

1046
01:06:05,190 --> 01:06:08,730
but wow what questions I mean
this is really kind of

1047
01:06:08,730 --> 01:06:12,030
disgusting. They used to ask
questions like you like red or

1048
01:06:12,030 --> 01:06:13,650
blue I mean it which

1049
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:16,860
makes more so that we're always
kind of like world peace like

1050
01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:17,610
questions you could

1051
01:06:17,970 --> 01:06:21,720
tell you a little bit about the
starving children. But these

1052
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:26,130
questions are current events and
they're a little edgy but these

1053
01:06:26,130 --> 01:06:26,520
women

1054
01:06:27,270 --> 01:06:28,290
fascinating

1055
01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:31,980
about who that is my report very
good report John congratulate

1056
01:06:31,980 --> 01:06:33,900
will be another one is six
months with another one.

1057
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:39,630
Please Please no we can't have
this world and we can't have

1058
01:06:39,630 --> 01:06:44,700
more of that. That's impossible.
Oh my goodness.

1059
01:06:45,810 --> 01:06:48,630
I'm gonna show my school but
Joanie didn't know agenda

1060
01:06:48,690 --> 01:06:51,840
Imagine all the people who could
do that oh yeah, that'd be fun

1061
01:06:59,310 --> 01:07:01,470
Well, we do have some people to
thank unfortunately have to

1062
01:07:01,470 --> 01:07:02,490
thank him on Sunday in

1063
01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:06,870
person first sir cyber we got to
Thanks for cyber for standing

1064
01:07:07,140 --> 01:07:08,700
up. Yeah, outstanding job what

1065
01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:11,040
he's doing is the producer and
executive producer of this

1066
01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:14,790
particular show. So on Sunday,
which will be the official show

1067
01:07:14,790 --> 01:07:20,160
777 a real show we will give all
the credits for everyone who

1068
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:30,570
donated from show 7676 and 776
point five to the in the 777

1069
01:07:30,570 --> 01:07:36,210
club members in the 777
wellwishers and the show 777 And

1070
01:07:36,210 --> 01:07:40,050
which will be also be the one of
the final shows that highlights

1071
01:07:40,050 --> 01:07:45,090
the no agenda Mile High Club
which will be on Sunday again

1072
01:07:45,090 --> 01:07:45,450
yes,

1073
01:07:45,450 --> 01:07:48,600
this is the last one this is the
no wait no said oh seven eight

1074
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:50,070
sevens Alaska dream

1075
01:07:50,070 --> 01:07:55,650
jet donation. Got it. Got it.
That's 10 away. And if you've

1076
01:07:55,650 --> 01:07:57,900
been listening to this show, you
know how funny this stuff is.

1077
01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:01,530
And we got another hour of it.
So I think we should just move

1078
01:08:01,530 --> 01:08:02,520
right along and

1079
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,400
but I do want to thank everybody
and as you said reminder, we

1080
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,680
have a show coming up on Sunday.
This will be the triple seven

1081
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:12,300
show. So remember these
words.org/and

1082
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:12,840
A

1083
01:08:14,430 --> 01:08:20,910
I find out the FBI has put out a
tender, tender where they are

1084
01:08:20,910 --> 01:08:24,930
requesting to purchase something
they have to do this ain't no.

1085
01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:26,520
RFP.

1086
01:08:26,849 --> 01:08:29,219
It's an RFP request for person.
Yeah.

1087
01:08:29,639 --> 01:08:33,119
So what they so there's this
document and it's the required

1088
01:08:33,149 --> 01:08:39,539
so as the equipment that they
want, icon 9500 Ah 810 AC VX

1089
01:08:39,569 --> 01:08:48,119
eight Dr with Mars mod FC 40
antenna Icom IC 9100 Kenwood, th

1090
01:08:48,119 --> 01:08:55,109
D 72, a Kenwood tm 710 two metre
70 centimetre Icom IC R two. I

1091
01:08:55,109 --> 01:08:57,749
mean, it goes on and on. They
are essentially building an

1092
01:08:57,749 --> 01:09:01,739
entire lab because they heard
that I was like making Morse

1093
01:09:01,739 --> 01:09:02,579
code cool again.

1094
01:09:04,980 --> 01:09:07,350
Like, there's a good way that

1095
01:09:07,350 --> 01:09:08,610
curry is all over this.

1096
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:13,290
We got to stop that guy. We got
to listen in on what he's doing.

1097
01:09:13,860 --> 01:09:16,320
So this is manning going on. If
they hate me, he's got this

1098
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:20,400
theory that the Republicans are
running bush to get rid of Rubio

1099
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:23,760
and then that then then he has
his thesis about how the winner

1100
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,100
is going to guy who's setting
himself up because he's been

1101
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:28,380
showing up on a lot of talk
shows. He says his Romney is

1102
01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:31,500
going to run again, which by the
way, in American history happens

1103
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:34,020
a lot. Ah, the GOP

1104
01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:37,920
does not deserve to have any
power. If you are too afraid of

1105
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:41,400
the consequences of standing up
and defending his constitution

1106
01:09:41,490 --> 01:09:44,130
against whatever comes but
you're defending the

1107
01:09:44,130 --> 01:09:47,370
Constitution. We've got a man
that's sitting in the White

1108
01:09:47,370 --> 01:09:51,840
House now who has constitutional
children. Dam Bali in America

1109
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:59,970
knows. When you Mitt Romney, you
rinse Priebus you Fox News Media

1110
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,110
And conspirators co
conspirators. And the reason why

1111
01:10:04,110 --> 01:10:06,720
you let them get away with it is
because you're afraid of black

1112
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:11,640
people. You're afraid of the
backlash, and a man who is too

1113
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:15,870
afraid to stand up and defend
the Constitution of this nation

1114
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:20,250
does not deserve to be the
president of America. And your

1115
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:24,960
party does not deserve to have
enough power. So go someplace a

1116
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:29,580
shoot yourself, allowed this to
take place, you've allowed our

1117
01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:33,390
constitution to be trampled on.
And you said you're afraid of

1118
01:10:33,390 --> 01:10:41,460
black people. What does that
mean? What does that mean? It

1119
01:10:41,460 --> 01:10:44,610
means that the man that
shouldn't be the president of

1120
01:10:44,610 --> 01:10:47,610
America ought to be the man
that's willing to defend this

1121
01:10:47,610 --> 01:10:51,660
nation against all enemies, both
foreign and domestic. Black

1122
01:10:51,660 --> 01:10:54,600
people jumping up and down in
Chicago, or South Central Los

1123
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,780
Angeles, of weather, beaming
seats on these talk shows like

1124
01:10:57,780 --> 01:11:02,550
MSNBC, crying foul when somebody
says the bus will tell you,

1125
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:08,220
which is a legitimate issue.
Then you don't have to defend on

1126
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:13,530
the disgraced dish and go to
Hell, Mitt Romney, go to the GOP

1127
01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:28,080
party. Go to hell, Fox News.
Colorado power Well,

1128
01:11:28,110 --> 01:11:32,430
you know what, I don't think I
can do a show anymore. I got

1129
01:11:32,430 --> 01:11:36,690
nothing against this guy. This
guy is just he's fantastic. I'm

1130
01:11:36,690 --> 01:11:38,520
a fan. I'm a huge fan.

1131
01:11:39,090 --> 01:11:51,030
Now. The media. Love is gonna
come out. Wow. Yep.

1132
01:11:51,750 --> 01:11:56,910
There's no reason for him to go
on the BBC on a Sunday. Because

1133
01:11:56,910 --> 01:12:00,150
he's just always I mean, just
listen to how this ended. It was

1134
01:12:00,780 --> 01:12:06,000
unbelievable how he is hurting,
hurting the alternative media's

1135
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,360
chances at reaching anybody,
because the minute you bring up

1136
01:12:09,390 --> 01:12:12,540
anything now, people think that
this is who you are.

1137
01:12:12,630 --> 01:12:14,610
That's why because the
establishment right,

1138
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:18,150
know what to do. Next is this
point, and it's an it's an

1139
01:12:18,150 --> 01:12:21,930
important one, I would have, say
10 years ago said, listen to all

1140
01:12:21,930 --> 01:12:25,920
this stuff. He believes that
people put cancer virus in the

1141
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,530
correct order in order to create
a eugenics programme. That's

1142
01:12:28,530 --> 01:12:32,070
what that's what he believes. We
would have said, and we would

1143
01:12:32,070 --> 01:12:35,070
and I would have said, that's
kind of mad and so on. And it's

1144
01:12:35,070 --> 01:12:40,380
an interesting psychological
problem. Conspiracy theories

1145
01:12:40,410 --> 01:12:42,870
like this. I believed I believed
in

1146
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:46,380
I'm here to warn people you keep
telling me to shut up. This

1147
01:12:46,380 --> 01:12:49,260
isn't a game. Okay. Our
government the US is building

1148
01:12:49,260 --> 01:12:52,860
FEMA camps. We have an NDA where
they disappear people now you

1149
01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:55,980
have this arrest for public
safety, life in prison.

1150
01:12:56,010 --> 01:12:58,710
You are the worst person of
interest? No, no, it's

1151
01:12:58,710 --> 01:13:05,670
basically right off, their heads
disappear even. Watching,

1152
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:08,640
we have a programme to

1153
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:17,040
not stop the Republic humanity's
awakening infowars.com. If you

1154
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:17,760
guys are probably

1155
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,970
looking at the week ahead with
our political panel until the

1156
01:13:20,970 --> 01:13:27,690
Sunday politics. Figure the
public isn't waking up. So

1157
01:13:29,430 --> 01:13:31,080
well, you gotta give him credit.

1158
01:13:31,260 --> 01:13:33,210
He got the URL. And that's for
sure.

1159
01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:34,050
Twice.

1160
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:37,710
We need to examine new law
enforcement strategies, and

1161
01:13:37,710 --> 01:13:40,440
better allocate resources to
keep pace with today's

1162
01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:44,730
continuing threats as violence
spikes in some of our greatest

1163
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:45,540
citizens.

1164
01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:48,900
How are your greatest citizens
doing?

1165
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:54,570
Yeah, it's like, can't do both.

1166
01:13:55,980 --> 01:13:58,830
Seriously, can you? Can you just
take Can you just say I mean

1167
01:13:58,830 --> 01:14:05,400
cities, you just let that go
citizens and no one. No one's I

1168
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:09,240
live in one of the best citizens
in Fauci. Thanks so much as

1169
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:12,030
always for joining us. Good to
be here, bro.

1170
01:14:13,980 --> 01:14:15,990
Some of our greatest citizens

1171
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:22,020
look, if you're reading it, we
get to make fun of it. I met a

1172
01:14:22,050 --> 01:14:28,290
woman from South Korea at the LA
photo. There's a big photo Expo

1173
01:14:28,290 --> 01:14:32,760
that's going on here right now.
And and it was kind of cool.

1174
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:37,410
She's like, Oh, I'm not Korea. I
have this I'm not trying to make

1175
01:14:37,410 --> 01:14:42,690
a mockery of her but that makes
me Joe and Korea. Very

1176
01:14:42,690 --> 01:14:44,520
interesting. Kind of
interesting. That trade

1177
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:48,780
agreement. She says yeah, oh, we
bury him pigs in and cuddled

1178
01:14:48,810 --> 01:14:51,600
alive. That Foot and Mouth.
Yeah, we never heard of Foot and

1179
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,840
Mouth to know that that's part
of the deal. Didn't you read the

1180
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:59,640
fine print? If you do we get to
export beef to you and you have

1181
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:02,640
to bear Your cattle and she
went, what?

1182
01:15:02,730 --> 01:15:08,790
What do you say? She did not get
the irony of what I was saying.

1183
01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:10,769
Unfortunately Of course not. Why
would they? Yeah.

1184
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:16,470
Says he shot the teen and self
defence. But the young man was

1185
01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:21,450
not armed. He was going back
home after buying an iced tea

1186
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:27,690
and still it's canned. I had no
name calling. No incendiary

1187
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:34,620
language. Just the facts. A
young man did. The salad says

1188
01:15:34,650 --> 01:15:39,900
self defence. What is frowned on
the young man still it's an iced

1189
01:15:39,900 --> 01:15:45,120
tea. Probable cause for an
arrest. I wonder what the gaffe

1190
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:45,810
was

1191
01:15:46,710 --> 01:15:48,630
kill us an iced tea

1192
01:15:49,410 --> 01:15:59,040
you know when you smoke pot you
get the munchies see all those

1193
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,920
people who smoke pot and say
yeah, and your dinner I was

1194
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,950
catching your eyes. I'm gonna
lay in wait I'm gonna get them

1195
01:16:04,950 --> 01:16:08,010
that goes all the possible I'm
gonna say yeah. And anybody who

1196
01:16:08,010 --> 01:16:12,000
say yeah to the munches your pot
smoker said when you get when

1197
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,970
you smoke pot you got you got to
some level, I got some munchies,

1198
01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:16,920
I get some skittles I get
something to drink, because I

1199
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:25,410
got too much. I've been smoking.
I got my way back. I got to

1200
01:16:25,410 --> 01:16:27,870
munches. Now the other thing
happened when you smoke pot you

1201
01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:41,850
get paranoid. Somebody's
following me pa makes you

1202
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:47,550
paranoid. So you start acting in
suspicious way. But see, you

1203
01:16:47,550 --> 01:16:51,270
will never admit that Khashoggi
a black and white no truth in

1204
01:16:51,270 --> 01:16:57,210
you a no Jesus in you, Jesus and
you condemning george Zimmerman.

1205
01:16:57,990 --> 01:17:00,540
Well, so that's the whole the
whole sermon is in the show

1206
01:17:00,540 --> 01:17:05,460
notes. It's cute. Now before
before you say anything. May I

1207
01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:12,900
point out that Wikipedia now has
an entry known as divorce tax

1208
01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:19,650
law. You can look it up divorce
law states, the worst the

1209
01:17:19,650 --> 01:17:23,040
economy, not only do the hookers
get better looking, but they get

1210
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:23,700
cheaper.

1211
01:17:25,980 --> 01:17:27,210
really known for that?

1212
01:17:28,530 --> 01:17:32,910
It's on Wikipedia. And it's
irrevocable. You cannot erase

1213
01:17:32,910 --> 01:17:34,500
it. And this is

1214
01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:37,650
a subset no agenda page where

1215
01:17:37,650 --> 01:17:44,220
no it has its own wiki entry.
Oh, God, just Google DeVore X

1216
01:17:44,220 --> 01:17:44,700
law

1217
01:17:45,389 --> 01:17:50,189
is stopped me in my tracks.
Search here.

1218
01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:53,370
I think he has to do wiki. I
don't think it's gotten that

1219
01:17:53,370 --> 01:17:55,890
good. I don't think as the
Google juice just yet.

1220
01:17:56,940 --> 01:17:57,780
Wiki.

1221
01:17:58,710 --> 01:18:04,380
Where is it? Maybe? Oh, here it
is? No, no. And maybe it's gone?

1222
01:18:04,950 --> 01:18:09,990
Yeah, no, that can't be a no,
it's gone already. No. Hold on a

1223
01:18:09,990 --> 01:18:10,350
second,

1224
01:18:10,379 --> 01:18:12,389
guys. They don't like us.

1225
01:18:14,670 --> 01:18:19,350
That let me just say another
vortex law. It is. The vortex

1226
01:18:19,380 --> 01:18:20,490
underscore law.

1227
01:18:21,570 --> 01:18:23,610
I didn't show up on a Google
search. What's wrong with the

1228
01:18:23,610 --> 01:18:25,440
Google go here? Let me try being

1229
01:18:25,590 --> 01:18:30,300
here. It says the war ex law is
proposed that this article be

1230
01:18:30,300 --> 01:18:34,560
deleted because of the following
concern. does not appear to be a

1231
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:41,730
notable law. Hey, get notable.
This is good. This is crap. A

1232
01:18:41,730 --> 01:18:44,790
search failed to find enough
reliable coverage about it.

1233
01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:48,780
Well, this is no good. And I
guess then leads block search

1234
01:18:48,780 --> 01:18:49,590
engines from

1235
01:18:50,190 --> 01:18:56,400
Hey, hold on a second. Stop the
press. Could not find it. But

1236
01:18:56,430 --> 01:18:58,110
being founded and the number

1237
01:18:58,110 --> 01:19:02,010
one search. Yeah, so they're in
cahoots? No, Google's

1238
01:19:02,010 --> 01:19:05,310
obviously. Yeah. Google's in
cahoots with the wiki. Yeah. And

1239
01:19:05,310 --> 01:19:08,700
they're biassed against your
law. Yeah. Well, certainly this

1240
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:11,670
is an outrage. However, you can
address this concern by

1241
01:19:11,850 --> 01:19:15,030
improving copy editing,
sourcing, renaming or merging

1242
01:19:15,030 --> 01:19:20,010
the page. I people get to work.
It The thing is it only has one

1243
01:19:20,010 --> 01:19:25,050
reference. And it's from me. I
did have to laugh about the guy

1244
01:19:25,050 --> 01:19:29,520
who can summon the 200 million
ninjas. This guy is fantastic.

1245
01:19:29,550 --> 01:19:33,840
He's wearing a bowler hat. He's
got a big stick with all kinds

1246
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:36,690
of ropes and snakes off of it.
And he's got like he's got the

1247
01:19:36,690 --> 01:19:41,160
sunglasses. I mean, he's not
only that he has the voice. And

1248
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:48,270
he believes that Putin, who is a
judo student, is the right guy

1249
01:19:48,270 --> 01:19:53,400
to lead the world and his 200
million ninjas and listen to

1250
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:56,130
because a Benjamin who speaks
fluent Japanese, I guess, will

1251
01:19:56,130 --> 01:19:58,860
translate but listen to the
guy's voice. He's everything you

1252
01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:00,840
want in the ninja either master

1253
01:20:01,470 --> 01:20:06,960
there are no No, no no

1254
01:20:06,990 --> 01:20:09,690
Gudo Correct. What is the power?
I

1255
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:16,350
think I Oh, yeah, whatever. I
love Benjamin going Yeah, yeah,

1256
01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:26,220
indeed. You don't say mute.
Yeah. I mean,

1257
01:20:26,670 --> 01:20:32,970
yes, the the international
associations of Bushido karate,

1258
01:20:33,090 --> 01:20:39,720
judo, Kung Fu, etc, can muster
worldwide at any given time. 200

1259
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:43,590
million people, and they only
fight under the Code of

1260
01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:48,060
chivalry, which is you don't
attack woman children and non

1261
01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:51,060
combatants, which is what the
other side has been doing

1262
01:20:57,030 --> 01:20:58,050
I love this guy.

1263
01:21:02,220 --> 01:21:05,220
But you know what? I bet you
there's something to that I bet

1264
01:21:05,220 --> 01:21:09,960
you there is you know, of all
the judo jujitsu shoes the all

1265
01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:12,420
these guys I bet you there is an
organisation that has like some

1266
01:21:12,420 --> 01:21:16,050
secret network and maybe this is
the guy. Yeah, sure. Listen to

1267
01:21:16,050 --> 01:21:21,390
what he says about Putin. Well,
you Yeah.

1268
01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:27,120
He believes that with Putin's
help and the martial arts

1269
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:30,270
societies worldwide, we can
cause major change, and of

1270
01:21:30,270 --> 01:21:34,350
course, the Illuminati who are
throughout the Western

1271
01:21:35,070 --> 01:21:38,910
intelligence agencies military
and this is not the Italian

1272
01:21:38,910 --> 01:21:42,930
Illumina This is the agnostic
Illuminati and they want

1273
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:48,300
meritocracy ruled by the people
who are the best people who

1274
01:21:48,330 --> 01:21:51,270
worked their way up the system
not people who are born into it

1275
01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:54,840
and given it have given to them
even though they are often not

1276
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:55,470
very bright.

1277
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:59,340
Oh metric metric get used to it
a4 paper. I want to say

1278
01:21:59,340 --> 01:22:04,800
something here and now. a4 paper
is ugly. It's the wrong

1279
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:09,570
proportions. When you look at a4
paper it's too long and skinny.

1280
01:22:09,570 --> 01:22:16,560
It looks creepy. It's not it's
not visually it is not visually

1281
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:18,570
exciting, exciting.

1282
01:22:18,690 --> 01:22:23,160
It's not anything is horrible.
And all the metric crap a4 paper

1283
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:27,690
is the worst example. It just
looks it just feels and looks

1284
01:22:27,690 --> 01:22:33,000
it's it's unpleasant. Let's put
it that way. Okay, so I feel the

1285
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:38,190
same way about putting the two
okay 20140507 kind of thing now.

1286
01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:38,580
So

1287
01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:45,030
a4 paper it's not it's not a
Fibonacci ratio. It's not a

1288
01:22:45,030 --> 01:22:48,420
golden ratio. That's the problem
I have the problem what is the

1289
01:22:48,420 --> 01:22:50,640
US what do we what do we have in
need half by

1290
01:22:50,639 --> 01:22:55,859
11 inches? What eight and a half
inches by 11 inches? Yeah, we're

1291
01:22:55,859 --> 01:23:01,949
what is the format called is
called Letter what is called

1292
01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:07,620
All right, so now that we have
started an international

1293
01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:10,260
incident regarding the a4 size
paper

1294
01:23:10,380 --> 01:23:13,290
I know there's gonna be a bunch
of these guys who listen to the

1295
01:23:13,290 --> 01:23:17,430
show to hate us and they're
gonna email us waste his feet

1296
01:23:17,430 --> 01:23:19,860
and inches is stupid. A lot

1297
01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:23,970
of people taking exception
speaking of printing to your

1298
01:23:24,930 --> 01:23:26,610
your rant against a four

1299
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:31,500
yeah, oh yeah. At least a half
dozen people that get all upset.

1300
01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:31,980
Oh,

1301
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:36,420
I emailed you not the ones that
emailed me as per usual

1302
01:23:39,690 --> 01:23:45,810
EEA four is is tall and thin,
like Adam, not fat and chubby

1303
01:23:45,810 --> 01:23:46,650
like John

1304
01:23:48,330 --> 01:23:55,830
that's objective. What they're
looking at today is Ebola. Yeah.

1305
01:23:58,020 --> 01:23:59,610
You're talking CIA.

1306
01:24:00,090 --> 01:24:03,810
You know you simply put somebody
a victim in a centrifuge now

1307
01:24:03,810 --> 01:24:04,110
let's

1308
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:10,500
hold on a second. So in other
words, Bob Barrett is boy they

1309
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:14,520
this other Dutch jerk off
running play good probably

1310
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:17,190
because it was some sounded a
little bit like Ebola. Every

1311
01:24:17,190 --> 01:24:18,870
seat Dutch in the stake.

1312
01:24:19,470 --> 01:24:23,250
The Ebola bubonic plague was
Savage was the one we say to be

1313
01:24:23,250 --> 01:24:25,140
born of plague. Great. Oh, it's

1314
01:24:25,140 --> 01:24:28,860
scheisse it was blue binary it
was B bola not blue bionic play

1315
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:33,780
what was I thinking? Oh crap. So
then straighten it out. Yeah,

1316
01:24:33,780 --> 01:24:39,030
I gotta fix Exactly. But then my
favourite is you put a victim in

1317
01:24:39,030 --> 01:24:42,600
the centrifuge. I mean this is
this is a whole new take

1318
01:24:44,430 --> 01:24:47,790
just get comfortable once again
one of those giant things that

1319
01:24:47,790 --> 01:24:52,890
spins you around like to go on
up and and all the goop that

1320
01:24:52,890 --> 01:24:54,330
comes off here they collected

1321
01:24:57,390 --> 01:25:03,000
Yes, listen, today is of Ebola.
You know, you simply put

1322
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:06,480
somebody a victim in a
centrifuge, you get the liquid

1323
01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:06,990
out of it

1324
01:25:09,870 --> 01:25:12,210
it's just like making vinegar,
John, I mean, you should not

1325
01:25:13,410 --> 01:25:15,960
atomize it, you atomize

1326
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:18,450
it and you're good to go,

1327
01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:21,360
you know, spread it around in a
transportation system. That's

1328
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:25,560
what it has. Easy, and it's very
easy to do. As long as you have

1329
01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:28,800
a centrifuge to go around with a
spritzer would you like us

1330
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:39,420
Brits? Like a little split? And
Macy's. Would you like to try

1331
01:25:39,420 --> 01:25:40,620
the new Calvin Klein?

1332
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:45,360
Easy.

1333
01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:48,300
Compromise. Okay,

1334
01:25:48,510 --> 01:25:51,120
we need to listen to that again.
Because that is I just need to

1335
01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:54,180
write it down. I can't believe
this wasn't on the laptop.

1336
01:25:54,180 --> 01:25:56,100
Because that's that's the
instructions you want.

1337
01:25:56,730 --> 01:25:59,460
That was I think that was
supposed to be on the laptop,

1338
01:25:59,820 --> 01:26:03,990
Dutch or government remember?
Oh, yeah. So

1339
01:26:03,990 --> 01:26:07,110
EBO Yeah, this is what it should
have been. We got the Ebola. You

1340
01:26:07,110 --> 01:26:09,540
grab the victim, you put him in
the centrifuge, which is a whole

1341
01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:12,780
new take on the cat in the in
the in the washing machine. I

1342
01:26:12,780 --> 01:26:16,770
really liked it that has that's
a good, that's such a good vibe

1343
01:26:16,770 --> 01:26:20,520
from centrifuge backup for us.
And this is this is one of Bob's

1344
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:21,540
best appearances.

1345
01:26:21,570 --> 01:26:24,180
You know, you simply put
somebody a victim in a

1346
01:26:24,180 --> 01:26:29,280
centrifuge. You get the liquid
out of it, you atomize it and

1347
01:26:30,450 --> 01:26:33,360
spread it around. Wow
application system. That's what

1348
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,440
it has him scan this,

1349
01:26:34,470 --> 01:26:39,510
it would call on a second. Now
doesn't Jake Tapper say, Gosh,

1350
01:26:39,510 --> 01:26:43,290
Bob, that seems a little far
fetched. Nobody will even do

1351
01:26:43,290 --> 01:26:47,220
that. What are you kidding me?
He says that right? The worse?

1352
01:26:47,670 --> 01:26:50,100
He does. He doesn't say not only
does he not say anything, Bob

1353
01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:50,730
says this is

1354
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:53,190
easy, and it's very easy to do.

1355
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:57,240
It's very, it's not you got to
centrifuge, and it's something

1356
01:26:57,240 --> 01:26:57,630
that they're

1357
01:26:57,630 --> 01:27:02,340
aware of. It's extremely
alarming, and it's very unlikely

1358
01:27:02,340 --> 01:27:06,150
to happen, but it's a
possibility. Oh, posi

1359
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:13,020
pussy. Oh, Obama went out went
to went to Tennessee to speak to

1360
01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:15,030
the employees of Amazon.

1361
01:27:15,060 --> 01:27:18,300
Wait a minute, was this the Was
this the slave speech about the

1362
01:27:18,330 --> 01:27:20,790
the new new bargain for America?

1363
01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:24,480
I don't know. He's been giving
the speech day after day in one

1364
01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:27,690
place or another. So it's
probably the same speech. But

1365
01:27:27,690 --> 01:27:31,050
he's at Amazon talking about the
future. And how you know, this

1366
01:27:31,050 --> 01:27:33,900
is a view Amazon's a good
example of other working class

1367
01:27:33,900 --> 01:27:36,360
get back to work. Robot fact.

1368
01:27:36,809 --> 01:27:39,089
It's a slang. It's a slave
station.

1369
01:27:39,810 --> 01:27:43,230
Slave stations. Everything is
done by robots. Yeah, it's like,

1370
01:27:43,290 --> 01:27:45,870
yeah, they have a few employees
and they're all back there

1371
01:27:45,870 --> 01:27:49,320
including some blonde bimbo that
was back there smiling what she

1372
01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:52,860
had, you know, they had a bunch
of people behind him. Yeah. So

1373
01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:58,530
he does he goes off he goes off.
prompter for just a second. Oh,

1374
01:27:59,460 --> 01:28:05,370
and he starts to stammer. Oh,
no, I've heard him stamp. Sorry.

1375
01:28:05,460 --> 01:28:08,460
Really? I said, like really?
stammer stammer never heard of

1376
01:28:08,460 --> 01:28:09,150
such a thing.

1377
01:28:09,780 --> 01:28:12,990
So he starts to stammer. And
this is the worst. I think I've

1378
01:28:12,990 --> 01:28:15,630
ever heard him do it. And so I'm
gonna ring the bell as he

1379
01:28:15,630 --> 01:28:18,120
repeats himself every time he
says the same word over and over

1380
01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:23,100
again. And and we try to keep
count ready? Yep. Get it?

1381
01:28:24,210 --> 01:28:27,900
I want to tell everybody. I want
to tell everybody here the

1382
01:28:27,900 --> 01:28:36,390
truth. You know, I know that.
You know the politics for Obama

1383
01:28:36,390 --> 01:28:38,430
aren't always great in
Tennessee. I understand that.

1384
01:28:39,690 --> 01:28:44,700
You know, but but but but, but I
want everybody to just hear the

1385
01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:49,500
honest truth. I've run my last
campaign so so I don't need to

1386
01:28:49,500 --> 01:29:00,930
spin here's the truth. Wow. Wow.

1387
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:05,310
It was the worst ever, but it's
also it's one performative after

1388
01:29:05,310 --> 01:29:09,780
another. Here's the truth. I
want everyone know the truth. I

1389
01:29:09,780 --> 01:29:12,900
just want to say this and one
thing if nothing is the truth,

1390
01:29:12,930 --> 01:29:15,660
but he's it's all performative,
every single thing that comes

1391
01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:18,570
out of his mouth. Here he is
trying to grab hold of the

1392
01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:24,690
situation. And I did not edit
this. This stuttering is in real

1393
01:29:24,690 --> 01:29:27,330
time. Here we go.

1394
01:29:27,510 --> 01:29:34,470
I understand the lesson right?
Hola. Hola. Hola. Hola. Hola,

1395
01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:39,360
young lady. Young lady don't
just don't don't just don't just

1396
01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:42,900
don't just start yelling young
ladies.

1397
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:45,090
All the single ladies.

1398
01:29:46,860 --> 01:29:51,330
Sir Sir, sir, why don't you say
sir, sir, why don't you sit down

1399
01:29:51,330 --> 01:30:05,640
to Lesson doesn't miss out And
that's the store. Yeah.

1400
01:30:07,259 --> 01:30:08,999
I tried some Spanish yet. Oh,

1401
01:30:09,839 --> 01:30:10,589
what was that?

1402
01:30:10,949 --> 01:30:15,539
That was pretty sad. I speak
zero Spanish, but yeah, he's

1403
01:30:15,539 --> 01:30:18,959
just gonna try some crap. I
don't know what to do

1404
01:30:22,290 --> 01:30:24,180
here. Okay, can I just say this?

1405
01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:25,740
I believable

1406
01:30:25,770 --> 01:30:29,400
and the guy is on PBS like Oh,
that's great, great idea.

1407
01:30:29,460 --> 01:30:34,740
I think you did that came to guy
on PBS as an idiot. Yeah.

1408
01:30:34,769 --> 01:30:38,309
Does that kind of show you what
else is going on on PBS?

1409
01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:42,780
Please? Wow. Yeah, that's the
Clip of the Day. All right,

1410
01:30:42,780 --> 01:30:46,740
ready? I got a clip of the day.
I mean, you can't beat that.

1411
01:30:46,740 --> 01:30:49,020
That's the most idiotic thing
I've ever heard. And you got a

1412
01:30:49,020 --> 01:30:52,980
guy from PBS. lapping it up like
a moron. Like I'd like a puppy.

1413
01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:58,650
Oh, that's all that's all. So
ingenious. You're so inventive.

1414
01:30:59,040 --> 01:31:01,170
So smart. So good.

1415
01:31:01,710 --> 01:31:05,820
I think you did that game. I
think you did that came. The guy

1416
01:31:05,820 --> 01:31:08,940
on PBS is an idiot. Because you
would be too.

1417
01:31:08,969 --> 01:31:11,909
Yeah, of course. Except I'm not
smart enough. I'm sitting here

1418
01:31:11,909 --> 01:31:16,319
in my underwear doing a podcast
sweaty mom. Hey, Mom was looking

1419
01:31:16,319 --> 01:31:31,439
down on me. She's proud my poor
boy she's sitting next to your

1420
01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:33,239
mom who's saying the same thing.

1421
01:31:33,599 --> 01:31:37,289
Now my mother's saying Yeah.
This cabbage is no good

1422
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:44,850
I already don't want it. I'll
just post it on the blog and

1423
01:31:44,850 --> 01:31:47,070
everyone can cope lb. Woman.

1424
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:54,930
My mom and I gave her a
microwave. Get it out of this

1425
01:31:54,930 --> 01:31:59,220
thing out of here. It sparks
sparks she put

1426
01:31:59,220 --> 01:32:02,760
her silver in it. Did you put
her silverware in there for I

1427
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:04,320
don't know it was sparking.

1428
01:32:06,660 --> 01:32:08,160
Okay, okay, Mom. I know.

1429
01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:13,470
It's uncanny. Your mom sounds
just like me, me. I don't know

1430
01:32:13,470 --> 01:32:14,370
what's going on.

1431
01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:16,740
And I'm surrounded by women and
thought that way.

1432
01:32:17,010 --> 01:32:19,410
And I'm very proud of that. And
I'm proud of doing that with

1433
01:32:19,410 --> 01:32:21,510
you. John Charles Dvorak

1434
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:24,360
is middle initials stands for
cash.

1435
01:32:27,750 --> 01:32:31,470
In the South Pacific, it's
called a lava lava. The man

1436
01:32:31,470 --> 01:32:37,080
dress Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because I liked the idea of a

1437
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:40,260
man dress and I'm going to see
if I can order me a lava lava

1438
01:32:40,260 --> 01:32:44,250
and I'm going to wear it around
to get a moomoo No, no, no. The

1439
01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:48,540
lava lava is good looking. Oh,
bull crap. It's the Polynesian

1440
01:32:48,570 --> 01:32:51,210
dress. It's no it is it's also
Samoan.

1441
01:32:52,770 --> 01:32:57,420
That's the reason yeah, I like
it. la lava what's it called?

1442
01:32:57,420 --> 01:33:01,410
Man dress lava lava. It's a lava
lava flowing lava lava clothing

1443
01:33:01,410 --> 01:33:04,140
let's hit lava love It's good
stuff. And

1444
01:33:04,140 --> 01:33:06,420
yeah, this is what the Samoans
wear because they can't really

1445
01:33:06,420 --> 01:33:07,740
get into pants.

1446
01:33:07,770 --> 01:33:11,520
Yeah. Oh and let me tell you I
am here we go. I am looking

1447
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:14,730
tight. Now with all that with
that spin class going on.

1448
01:33:15,780 --> 01:33:18,930
Whether you should show it off
some tight fitting clothes. Wear

1449
01:33:18,930 --> 01:33:22,440
a Speedo. What are you wearing
lava lava.

1450
01:33:23,670 --> 01:33:28,380
speedos not a good look. Not a
good look. No no speedos

1451
01:33:28,380 --> 01:33:30,120
with a codpiece should be
looking great.

1452
01:33:30,420 --> 01:33:33,540
No, I'm gonna wear the lava so I
can wear a tight lava lava.

1453
01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:37,230
So all these guys are wearing
lava lavas which looks like a

1454
01:33:37,230 --> 01:33:40,920
piece of crap by the way. Oh,
that's not true cheap looking

1455
01:33:40,920 --> 01:33:45,180
and then a white t shirt. That
seems to be the or no top

1456
01:33:45,210 --> 01:33:47,850
you seem to think it's a real
problem you seem to have a

1457
01:33:47,850 --> 01:33:49,800
problem with with men and
dresses.

1458
01:33:50,820 --> 01:33:56,070
I think it's silly. Why? Because
men because it looks silly. Have

1459
01:33:56,070 --> 01:33:58,890
you ever seen some of these
pictures? Here's Oh, sorry.

1460
01:33:58,920 --> 01:34:02,220
I'm sorry. Crocs are the height
of fashion I'm sorry John.

1461
01:34:02,250 --> 01:34:02,910
You're right.

1462
01:34:03,120 --> 01:34:06,390
What am I saying? Some some of
my you don't even know this card

1463
01:34:06,390 --> 01:34:08,700
so this little I don't wear
crocs by the way I've never

1464
01:34:08,700 --> 01:34:12,300
owned the brand. But they were
You were focused people with

1465
01:34:12,300 --> 01:34:15,000
lava look away I'm looking at
all these pictures a couple guys

1466
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:17,550
golfing. They're wearing these
things. And they both of them

1467
01:34:17,550 --> 01:34:21,330
have those crazy sand flip
flops. So you're thinking so

1468
01:34:21,330 --> 01:34:23,610
this is going to be your look
you're going to have a I'll

1469
01:34:23,730 --> 01:34:28,380
describe it you got some red
lava lava, some flip flops, your

1470
01:34:28,770 --> 01:34:31,530
your calves hanging out a
Hawaiian shirt that looks like

1471
01:34:31,530 --> 01:34:34,320
crap and a baseball cap.
Unbelievable.

1472
01:34:34,440 --> 01:34:38,040
No, I think I can make it work
for me in a different way. I

1473
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:38,730
don't know how you just

1474
01:34:38,730 --> 01:34:43,680
stay at home. I challenge you to
wear this outfit John farmers

1475
01:34:43,680 --> 01:34:44,700
market I will wear the

1476
01:34:44,700 --> 01:34:48,000
love. Oh by the way. I need to
thank farmer Chris, the farmers

1477
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:53,190
market. Hey, Farmer Chris. He is
our biggest fan. Where's the

1478
01:34:53,190 --> 01:34:59,130
oryx? Now that's that's
Sebastian the French guy. Don't

1479
01:34:59,130 --> 01:35:01,080
Don't Don't get me Started on
Sebastian.

1480
01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:05,820
What happened? You guys brought
back a little beef. Java beef.

1481
01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:07,500
What happened?

1482
01:35:07,530 --> 01:35:08,280
No nothing.

1483
01:35:08,460 --> 01:35:11,190
So did he do a full of
friendship trick on you and sell

1484
01:35:11,190 --> 01:35:12,750
you something that wasn't worth
the price?

1485
01:35:12,810 --> 01:35:15,090
No, he's just French. It's just

1486
01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:18,270
he tried to hit you with the
red. No.

1487
01:35:19,470 --> 01:35:23,250
He's been gone. His wife has
been manning the stall, and it's

1488
01:35:23,250 --> 01:35:26,310
been very pleasurable. No, I get
along with her very nice, but he

1489
01:35:26,310 --> 01:35:28,950
was there the other day. And
then he was like, Oh, before you

1490
01:35:28,950 --> 01:35:31,830
know, it's like 40 bucks and you
got some mustard you didn't want

1491
01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:35,340
what the hell? I'm afraid to say
no to him. Oh, so

1492
01:35:35,340 --> 01:35:38,940
he's a good salesman and you
have no resistance to the

1493
01:35:38,940 --> 01:35:39,630
Frenchman

1494
01:35:39,660 --> 01:35:42,600
anyway, what I what I commit to
I'm not going to wear the stupid

1495
01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:45,960
flip flops or the or the
baseball cap but I think farmer

1496
01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:49,770
Chris and I will wear our lava
lavas at the market. I'm not

1497
01:35:49,770 --> 01:35:52,350
worried about that at all. I
think people will last a lot

1498
01:35:52,380 --> 01:35:56,790
people see you so not in touch
with your with your just

1499
01:35:56,790 --> 01:35:59,490
manliness. It's like you think
that because you wear a dress

1500
01:35:59,490 --> 01:36:04,860
like you're a woman all of a
sudden. Yeah, no. Oh, shame on

1501
01:36:04,860 --> 01:36:11,340
you. Yes. You're gonna have
panties. Wondering a bra.

1502
01:36:12,450 --> 01:36:17,880
Sure. Sad. Just sad boy. Yeah,
you're sad. Hey, hey, man.

1503
01:36:17,910 --> 01:36:20,700
Hey, man. Let me hear yes, it's
okay. I'm good with it.

1504
01:36:20,820 --> 01:36:23,010
Let me let me put let me take
everyone out on a high note.

1505
01:36:23,010 --> 01:36:23,460
Okay.

1506
01:36:23,970 --> 01:36:25,470
All garter belt garter belt, and

1507
01:36:26,670 --> 01:36:28,950
I hope it didn't give you a bad
visual.

1508
01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:31,140
You did not.

1509
01:36:33,660 --> 01:36:37,410
Throw, you know, a man dress.
There's nothing wrong with it.

1510
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:41,220
It's just the beginning of the
end.

1511
01:36:42,990 --> 01:36:44,130
Well, I have to say,

1512
01:36:45,090 --> 01:36:47,430
let's put it nothing I haven't
anticipated.

1513
01:36:47,460 --> 01:36:50,730
Well, let me throw some more on
the fire than for you. By the

1514
01:36:50,730 --> 01:36:51,180
way.

1515
01:36:51,510 --> 01:36:57,120
At your age. Skipping is not an
option. Don't skip down the

1516
01:36:57,120 --> 01:37:00,360
street with the restaurant.
Well,

1517
01:37:01,110 --> 01:37:05,400
Mr. Putin first allowed Mr.
Snowden to enter Russia and

1518
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:09,120
remain at the airport. It was a
clear poke in the eye of the

1519
01:37:09,120 --> 01:37:13,530
United States. By allowing him
to leave the airport and remain

1520
01:37:13,530 --> 01:37:17,550
in Russia. He has taken the
situation a step further and put

1521
01:37:17,580 --> 01:37:22,140
our relationship with Russia in
even greater danger. Russia has

1522
01:37:22,140 --> 01:37:27,240
stabbed us in the back. And each
day that Snowden is allowed to

1523
01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:32,340
roam free is another twist of
the knife. Mr. Snowden likes to

1524
01:37:32,340 --> 01:37:35,610
portray himself as someone who
practices civil disobedience

1525
01:37:35,610 --> 01:37:39,570
like Martin Luther King or
Gandhi, but he's not. King and

1526
01:37:39,570 --> 01:37:43,200
Gandhi did not hurt people with
their civil disobedience.

1527
01:37:43,530 --> 01:37:48,180
Snowden did by putting our
security at risk. And others who

1528
01:37:48,180 --> 01:37:49,290
would practice you will

1529
01:37:49,290 --> 01:37:49,830
do so?

1530
01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:55,290
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, he
went all Lucifer on me here.

1531
01:37:58,620 --> 01:37:59,910
I swear to you, I did nothing.

1532
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:03,930
strongly believed in what they
were doing.

1533
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:07,260
Oh, wow. And this goes on for
the rest of the clip.

1534
01:38:07,830 --> 01:38:12,990
I reset it. You can play a
little more of it. Yeah, but I

1535
01:38:12,990 --> 01:38:15,960
reset it and I got I finally got
it to work, right. But it was

1536
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:17,070
just what it was feeding me.

1537
01:38:17,940 --> 01:38:21,300
Daniel Ellsberg leaked the
Pentagon Papers. He had the

1538
01:38:21,300 --> 01:38:29,220
courage to stay in the country
and defend what he had done. If

1539
01:38:29,220 --> 01:38:34,800
Mr. Snowden had the courage of
him, sorry, Mr. Snowden has

1540
01:38:35,130 --> 01:38:37,470
doesn't get better. John, as I
keep going like this

1541
01:38:37,860 --> 01:38:39,090
keeps going to kill it.

1542
01:38:39,780 --> 01:38:45,270
I'm gonna give the guy's name
here. Bernard coupon. Hey, Adam.

1543
01:38:46,140 --> 01:38:50,520
I'm sure you noticed how JC D
was very quick to mention what a

1544
01:38:50,520 --> 01:38:55,350
great journalist Glenn Greenwald
is. This is only one of the

1545
01:38:55,350 --> 01:39:00,720
gazillion examples debunking
this guy as the shill he is. Let

1546
01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:05,010
me tell you, it's time to face
the facts. John actually does

1547
01:39:05,010 --> 01:39:10,830
have an agenda on top of it.
It's a Jewish agenda. I got I

1548
01:39:10,830 --> 01:39:13,530
know this show is your sole
income source. And you don't

1549
01:39:13,530 --> 01:39:16,650
want to get too controversial.
But I also sense you are onto

1550
01:39:16,650 --> 01:39:20,340
what this is all about. So
please don't be fooled by this

1551
01:39:20,340 --> 01:39:24,720
guy, John C. Dvorak. He is not
what he claims to be. He asked

1552
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:28,290
911 was a Mossad job and just

1553
01:39:33,060 --> 01:39:35,580
you've been uncovered, I've
unmasked you.

1554
01:39:37,920 --> 01:39:39,780
Where's my check from the
Mossad?

1555
01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:44,040
That's exactly what I wrote back
to him. I said, Where's the

1556
01:39:44,040 --> 01:39:44,520
money?

1557
01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:50,610
Where's the money? Where's the
money? Show us the movie the

1558
01:39:50,610 --> 01:39:51,030
money.

1559
01:39:52,620 --> 01:39:55,080
What is cheaper than mac and
cheese? Pike is

1560
01:39:55,080 --> 01:39:58,110
picking up the cigarette butts
from the street eating them.

1561
01:39:58,410 --> 01:40:01,650
Have no idea cash flow. Eat for
the mac and cheese is that is

1562
01:40:01,650 --> 01:40:02,700
the question of the show.

1563
01:40:02,730 --> 01:40:04,140
Oh cat food, cat food.

1564
01:40:04,680 --> 01:40:06,270
cat foods pretty pricey. Now

1565
01:40:06,270 --> 01:40:10,410
you can get cat food for 69
cents a can. But let's say you

1566
01:40:10,410 --> 01:40:14,550
can't even afford cat food then
we have this.

1567
01:40:15,929 --> 01:40:18,599
during tough economic times,
many families are forced to give

1568
01:40:18,599 --> 01:40:21,089
up their pets because they can't
afford to feed them,

1569
01:40:21,269 --> 01:40:29,459
but they can't afford to feed
them. But a new programme could

1570
01:40:29,459 --> 01:40:32,819
help. It's called pet food
stamps. The donation based

1571
01:40:32,819 --> 01:40:35,249
programme can help financially
strapped families afford to buy

1572
01:40:35,249 --> 01:40:38,609
pet food and supplies. The
organisation is open to anyone

1573
01:40:38,609 --> 01:40:41,429
in the US you just have to apply
to see if you qualify.

1574
01:40:42,030 --> 01:40:45,210
I got a I got a I got a whole
bunch of cats and dogs and home

1575
01:40:46,890 --> 01:40:48,150
food stamps please because

1576
01:40:48,450 --> 01:40:51,030
you get that clip you're killing
me with the sense

1577
01:40:51,030 --> 01:40:57,180
from the newsman that CNN. So
obviously people are rejoicing

1578
01:40:57,180 --> 01:41:00,300
like why Yeah, so hey, give me
that jacket. Let me roll in the

1579
01:41:00,300 --> 01:41:03,960
cat here is over here. Yeah, we
got a whole bunch of cats we're

1580
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:10,860
taking care of I think I need
some cat food stamps. Free

1581
01:41:12,150 --> 01:41:18,060
cat food stamps to buy the cat
food then you eat it. Exactly.

1582
01:41:18,090 --> 01:41:19,080
That is pretty cheap.

1583
01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:25,950
Maybe maybe what I guarantee you
the here's you want it you want

1584
01:41:25,950 --> 01:41:30,930
a meal for depression, cat food
mac and cheese all in one. Like

1585
01:41:31,020 --> 01:41:35,820
we'll call it tuna Allah Cambay
version of the package cheese to

1586
01:41:35,820 --> 01:41:42,960
Nala King. I'm gonna make this
I'm gonna make this I'm gonna

1587
01:41:42,960 --> 01:41:45,450
serve it to my guests here. I'm
gonna see if I can get away with

1588
01:41:45,450 --> 01:41:49,590
it. I am going to make the cat
food mac and cheese.

1589
01:41:49,620 --> 01:41:53,880
And I know for a fact that I
could pull that off. Sure, you

1590
01:41:53,879 --> 01:41:56,399
could. I mean, you're a better
cook than I am. But I'd like to

1591
01:41:56,399 --> 01:41:59,579
try it I'd really like to try.
And people be like, Wow, this is

1592
01:41:59,579 --> 01:41:59,819
really

1593
01:42:00,150 --> 01:42:02,910
wanted to retest it properly. I
mean, instead of trying to you

1594
01:42:02,910 --> 01:42:06,030
know, use some, you know, aged
cheddar from England and making

1595
01:42:06,030 --> 01:42:08,100
a fancy fancy pasta we

1596
01:42:08,100 --> 01:42:11,640
got we got to deal with the $1
box. Yeah, you have to

1597
01:42:11,640 --> 01:42:15,870
do with the $1 box and the
cheapest cat food you can buy

1598
01:42:16,230 --> 01:42:18,990
that you probably have to buy
it. I think you have to test

1599
01:42:18,990 --> 01:42:24,180
this part. You'll have this is
my advice to you. You get you go

1600
01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:27,630
to the look for the 69 cent cat
food and then you buy every type

1601
01:42:27,630 --> 01:42:31,200
of it. Yeah, you gotta test you
gotta walk up and do a smell

1602
01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:35,220
test and the one that doesn't
stink to high heaven is the one

1603
01:42:35,220 --> 01:42:38,220
you use in this dish. Yeah,

1604
01:42:38,610 --> 01:42:45,810
you know what, my hair will be
all shiny. So, there must be

1605
01:42:45,810 --> 01:42:49,560
some kind of spice that we can
use to cover up better than

1606
01:42:49,560 --> 01:42:54,960
ever. Well, there must be some
Berber herb or spice that we can

1607
01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:55,680
use that

1608
01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:58,980
reversal herb for these sorts of
things that that particular

1609
01:42:58,980 --> 01:43:03,600
thing. Herb I just marjoram
marjoram. Yeah, I think marjoram

1610
01:43:03,600 --> 01:43:05,820
marjoram has become my choice.

1611
01:43:05,849 --> 01:43:08,969
What is marjoram? Yeah,
marjoram. How do you spell that

1612
01:43:09,209 --> 01:43:16,469
ma R Jora M. and marjoram is sit
somewhere in between the

1613
01:43:16,499 --> 01:43:21,239
qualities of oregano without the
possibility oregano occasionally

1614
01:43:21,239 --> 01:43:23,069
depending on which oregano you
have because they come from

1615
01:43:23,069 --> 01:43:25,919
different parts of the world.
But oregano will occasionally if

1616
01:43:25,919 --> 01:43:29,969
you use just a pinch too much
turn something bitter. It'll

1617
01:43:29,969 --> 01:43:33,359
turn like a spaghetti sauce
bitter. If this works fine on

1618
01:43:33,359 --> 01:43:35,249
pizza. But with the spaghetti
sauce, you have to be real

1619
01:43:35,249 --> 01:43:38,099
careful because it goes bitter.
And then you have to fight it

1620
01:43:38,099 --> 01:43:39,449
you got to put honey and butter.

1621
01:43:40,290 --> 01:43:41,460
You screwed you screwed.

1622
01:43:42,660 --> 01:43:46,020
You can use this stuff by the
handful by the bushel you could

1623
01:43:46,020 --> 01:43:49,890
take the jar of it and dump it
in. And I buy it by two pound

1624
01:43:49,890 --> 01:43:53,130
batches marked by salad Herb

1625
01:43:53,160 --> 01:43:56,700
indigitous to Cyprus and
southern Turkey. known to the

1626
01:43:56,700 --> 01:44:00,090
Greeks and Romans as a symbol of
happiness. That's right. Happy

1627
01:44:00,090 --> 01:44:01,080
mac and cheese.

1628
01:44:02,100 --> 01:44:05,370
But the marjoram is a great
great all purpose and when you

1629
01:44:05,370 --> 01:44:06,840
can get it fresh, even better.

1630
01:44:07,650 --> 01:44:10,260
Okay, so you think that's what I
should be putting in the in the

1631
01:44:10,260 --> 01:44:11,370
cat food. I'm going to try

1632
01:44:11,790 --> 01:44:14,400
and kill basil to a

1633
01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:18,330
basil leaf. Here's here's what
you do. Here's what you do. You

1634
01:44:18,540 --> 01:44:22,590
as you're serving as you're
plopping out from a big vat,

1635
01:44:23,070 --> 01:44:25,530
this you have to make it look
good, but it's a big vat or

1636
01:44:25,530 --> 01:44:28,020
vaginally something's got to be
a fan or copper. Yeah, but

1637
01:44:28,020 --> 01:44:31,440
you're lopping out this cat food
and mac and cheese and you say

1638
01:44:31,530 --> 01:44:36,210
Oh careful, there might be a
bayleaf still in there. You know

1639
01:44:36,210 --> 01:44:37,800
what I mean? That kind of it's
different

1640
01:44:37,800 --> 01:44:40,710
a basil leaf but a Bailey you
get a basil leaf and put it on

1641
01:44:40,710 --> 01:44:43,830
top as a decoration, but you
should probably put a bayleaf in

1642
01:44:43,830 --> 01:44:45,510
there and then oh, here it is.

1643
01:44:47,070 --> 01:44:48,990
Because it gives that kind of
that whole

1644
01:44:49,170 --> 01:44:49,980
magic act.

1645
01:44:51,390 --> 01:44:54,180
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for
you to get the bayleaf you know

1646
01:44:54,180 --> 01:44:58,110
it's that little thing that I
add to my tuna Allah King

1647
01:45:01,439 --> 01:45:04,589
You cannot find this statistic
because it doesn't exist some

1648
01:45:04,619 --> 01:45:08,009
this is where I think the
writers are sick of this guy.

1649
01:45:08,549 --> 01:45:12,059
Because the show is the highly,
highly written. And I think one

1650
01:45:12,059 --> 01:45:14,819
of them just said, I've had it
with this guy, he's an idiot.

1651
01:45:14,999 --> 01:45:17,279
And I'm gonna give him a little
stat here and let's see what he

1652
01:45:17,279 --> 01:45:17,909
does with it

1653
01:45:17,939 --> 01:45:22,709
more as a health issue and not a
not a criminal violation. And

1654
01:45:22,709 --> 01:45:25,499
frankly, the states are leading
the way on this because they

1655
01:45:25,499 --> 01:45:27,509
can't afford to keep jailing
these people.

1656
01:45:28,740 --> 01:45:32,010
Let me let me confront you with
this. How many crimes of the

1657
01:45:32,010 --> 01:45:35,040
average drug addict commit
according to a RAND study, the

1658
01:45:35,040 --> 01:45:39,180
average addict commits 11,000
crimes over a lifetime, chiefly

1659
01:45:39,180 --> 01:45:41,640
robbery and burglary to support
his or her

1660
01:45:43,380 --> 01:45:45,930
teaching. Let's put him in rehab

1661
01:45:50,820 --> 01:45:52,560
after crime every day of his
life

1662
01:45:59,910 --> 01:46:03,480
It says it right out of the
prompter. Oh, that's fun.

1663
01:46:03,480 --> 01:46:10,740
11,000 and even Buchanan says,
Wait a minute, just do the math

1664
01:46:10,740 --> 01:46:15,090
on this every single day. Hey,
John. Here you go.

1665
01:46:18,090 --> 01:46:21,840
Well deserved Well played, sir.
Well played. But here's a

1666
01:46:21,840 --> 01:46:25,560
classic Sharpton flub on this
non interesting topic of news.

1667
01:46:25,590 --> 01:46:30,690
We're back with more on the
continuing saga of Ted Cruz,

1668
01:46:30,840 --> 01:46:35,760
Canadian by birth, extremists by
choice, just released his

1669
01:46:35,760 --> 01:46:40,140
Canadian birth certificate this
weekend, starting talk over

1670
01:46:40,140 --> 01:46:44,700
whether he's eligible to run for
president since his mother was

1671
01:46:44,700 --> 01:46:50,190
American experts agree Senator
Cruz was a US senator from

1672
01:46:50,190 --> 01:46:51,930
birth. Eligible.

1673
01:46:52,530 --> 01:46:56,340
Here we go. A US senator from
birth is what he was

1674
01:46:59,220 --> 01:47:01,110
an idiot. That's a good

1675
01:47:01,110 --> 01:47:04,380
one. And did you hear the latest
Manning?

1676
01:47:05,309 --> 01:47:09,359
No. Besides the changing his
name to Chelsea Clinton?

1677
01:47:10,080 --> 01:47:12,210
No, no, I mean, Reverend Manning
Oh, the

1678
01:47:12,210 --> 01:47:16,260
No, I have I actually this is my
day. You're stepping on my toes

1679
01:47:16,260 --> 01:47:19,680
here. Do you have a Manning? Do
you have the MO but I mean, I go

1680
01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:21,600
back and hit the Well, every so
often for

1681
01:47:23,940 --> 01:47:29,250
this one is classic. Only a
black Reverend could say this.

1682
01:47:29,580 --> 01:47:34,080
And I just love this guy. The
way he is just funny the way he

1683
01:47:34,080 --> 01:47:34,860
says stuff

1684
01:47:36,000 --> 01:47:42,930
that this man failed. We gave a
black man. We gave a black man,

1685
01:47:43,530 --> 01:47:47,190
the highest prize in the
universe. And then after that,

1686
01:47:47,190 --> 01:47:49,770
we gave him the Nobel Prize for
Peace. Even though he didn't

1687
01:47:49,770 --> 01:47:54,120
earn it. We gave to him
everything that he needed to

1688
01:47:54,120 --> 01:47:58,230
succeed. We gave him everything
that he needed to succeed. We

1689
01:47:58,230 --> 01:48:01,680
gave them everything he needed
to lead his people. We gave him

1690
01:48:01,740 --> 01:48:04,710
everything he needed to help
black people. We gave them

1691
01:48:04,770 --> 01:48:07,470
everything he needed to change
the world and the dynamics of

1692
01:48:07,470 --> 01:48:10,830
black people. We gave them
everything to heal slavery, we

1693
01:48:10,830 --> 01:48:14,310
gave him the presidency. And we
gave him the Nobel Prize for

1694
01:48:14,310 --> 01:48:19,830
Peace. We gave him everything.
And the negative feel

1695
01:48:21,780 --> 01:48:23,910
like Richard Pryor, the guy

1696
01:48:24,690 --> 01:48:25,980
is phenomenal.

1697
01:48:27,060 --> 01:48:28,320
Yeah, you're right, man, man,
he's

1698
01:48:28,320 --> 01:48:29,610
only got to get away with it.
Now.

1699
01:48:30,480 --> 01:48:35,130
Within minutes of the attack,
90, I think to be precise, maybe

1700
01:48:35,160 --> 01:48:36,630
slightly shorter. All right.

1701
01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:42,090
Hold on a second. When you're
lying. This is not how you do

1702
01:48:42,090 --> 01:48:47,490
it. John F. Kerry. So the he's
supposed to say. But what he's

1703
01:48:47,490 --> 01:48:53,190
trying to communicate is that
within minutes of the attack,

1704
01:48:53,340 --> 01:48:59,910
social media, the word is media
exploded. But he's tripping over

1705
01:48:59,910 --> 01:49:04,950
himself so poorly, that he has
to say 90 To be precise, or kind

1706
01:49:04,950 --> 01:49:07,530
of something like that. This is
a man whose lie

1707
01:49:07,530 --> 01:49:11,880
every geographical point of
impact. And that is concrete.

1708
01:49:13,080 --> 01:49:17,730
Within minutes of the attack,
90, I think to be precise, maybe

1709
01:49:17,760 --> 01:49:20,550
slightly shorter. The social
media

1710
01:49:20,760 --> 01:49:24,750
exploded, and he says the social
media, the social media space,

1711
01:49:24,750 --> 01:49:27,720
so he's upset with himself. So
he can't even say social media.

1712
01:49:27,720 --> 01:49:29,250
Its social media

1713
01:49:29,280 --> 01:49:33,960
is slightly shorter. The social
media exploded with horrific

1714
01:49:33,990 --> 01:49:34,620
images.

1715
01:49:35,100 --> 01:49:37,200
And then it just goes on and on
with the same talking points.

1716
01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:40,200
Now of course, we know that he's
lying. And Putin knows he's

1717
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:41,820
lying to and says it.

1718
01:49:42,360 --> 01:49:45,870
Russian President Vladimir Putin
flatly called Secretary of State

1719
01:49:45,870 --> 01:49:49,170
John Kerry a liar for telling
Congress on Tuesday that al

1720
01:49:49,170 --> 01:49:52,830
Qaeda enjoys less sway over the
Syrian rebel forces than it used

1721
01:49:52,830 --> 01:49:57,660
to. We communicate with US
officials and assume that they

1722
01:49:57,660 --> 01:50:01,080
are decent people. Very lies Oh,
Finley and he knows that he

1723
01:50:01,080 --> 01:50:05,040
lives. This is sad. This

1724
01:50:05,070 --> 01:50:09,390
is sad. The Syrian Ambassador
actually is on to your theory

1725
01:50:09,390 --> 01:50:09,960
about this

1726
01:50:10,110 --> 01:50:12,450
on purpose, whether they are
Republicans or Democrats. I

1727
01:50:12,450 --> 01:50:16,410
mean, here I'm referring to the
hardliners in the Congress and

1728
01:50:16,410 --> 01:50:21,060
the Senate. They are they want
Obama to have his hands to have

1729
01:50:21,090 --> 01:50:24,870
blood on his hands the way
George Bush had it. In Iraq.

1730
01:50:26,310 --> 01:50:30,720
Barack Obama, put an end to the
American military presence in

1731
01:50:30,720 --> 01:50:33,810
Iraq. Barack Obama promised to
withdraw from Afghanistan,

1732
01:50:34,020 --> 01:50:37,500
Barack Obama got the Nobel Prize
Laureate, Barack Obama went to

1733
01:50:37,500 --> 01:50:40,410
Congress to address the Arab and
Islamic vote. And he said there

1734
01:50:40,410 --> 01:50:45,810
that there will be no more wars.
Where is this Barack Obama? Yes,

1735
01:50:45,810 --> 01:50:50,400
that's a very good question. In
the fridge, is it a fridge in

1736
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:50,910
the basement?

1737
01:50:51,599 --> 01:50:55,679
Because of just the chat room
when something is wrong, and

1738
01:50:55,679 --> 01:50:58,499
you're asking, there are people
in there who are very helpful

1739
01:50:58,499 --> 01:51:06,029
and have a lot of expertise, but
in between all of the unplugging

1740
01:51:06,029 --> 01:51:11,519
for 30 seconds? G jiggle the
handle all these extremely

1741
01:51:11,519 --> 01:51:17,759
funny, funny funny, it's just so
funny. People couldn't just like

1742
01:51:17,759 --> 01:51:20,939
shut up for one second. So the
people actually knew something

1743
01:51:20,939 --> 01:51:23,849
could could post some
information. And

1744
01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:27,030
because of that, jiggle the
handle

1745
01:51:27,720 --> 01:51:29,790
it that's an oldie but goodie,
isn't it?

1746
01:51:33,960 --> 01:51:37,080
You hadn't known and you really
do like this? Oh, no. I've heard

1747
01:51:37,080 --> 01:51:39,720
it so many times in the chat
room, but it's not funny any me

1748
01:51:39,750 --> 01:51:42,270
anymore to jiggle the handle.

1749
01:51:42,870 --> 01:51:47,580
Hey, man, I heard that you like
using gas. Yeah, so yeah, okay.

1750
01:51:47,670 --> 01:51:52,920
Okay. So now we now Now this, of
course explodes. We've got to

1751
01:51:52,920 --> 01:51:56,550
Well, I have to play McCain.
Because there was just too

1752
01:51:56,550 --> 01:51:57,060
funny.

1753
01:51:57,090 --> 01:52:01,140
So I applaud the president's
decision. And I appreciate it.

1754
01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:04,710
But the present United States
and better understand that just

1755
01:52:04,710 --> 01:52:07,980
supplying weapons is not going
to change the equation on the

1756
01:52:07,980 --> 01:52:12,390
grounds of the balance of power.
These people we need more of the

1757
01:52:12,390 --> 01:52:16,950
Free Syrian Army need weapons.
This by the way, is the al Qaeda

1758
01:52:16,980 --> 01:52:17,700
he's now saying

1759
01:52:18,960 --> 01:52:22,320
essentially, it's al Qaeda these
people on the ground al Qaeda

1760
01:52:22,410 --> 01:52:24,870
when they take over the place
you'll McKenna be the first to

1761
01:52:24,870 --> 01:52:26,370
say I don't know how this
happened.

1762
01:52:26,460 --> 01:52:28,470
This happened. All right.
Listen, he wants them to have

1763
01:52:28,470 --> 01:52:33,030
weapons Yes. And heavy weapons
heavy weapons like damn, hey,

1764
01:52:33,240 --> 01:52:36,120
Muhammad, this weapon heavy him
on

1765
01:52:37,200 --> 01:52:40,980
the counter tanks and aircraft.
Oh, they need a no fly zone and

1766
01:52:40,980 --> 01:52:44,640
the Bashar Assad's air assets
have to be taken out and

1767
01:52:44,640 --> 01:52:48,390
neutralised. We can do that
without risking a single

1768
01:52:48,390 --> 01:52:49,470
American aeroplane. We

1769
01:52:49,470 --> 01:52:51,990
can how do we do that? John? Do
you know how we do that? You are

1770
01:52:51,990 --> 01:52:52,800
of course a defence

1771
01:52:54,720 --> 01:52:57,420
not instantly some sort of
electronic being Now

1772
01:52:57,420 --> 01:53:01,410
if only it were that cool. No,
no, no, no, no, no, it's very

1773
01:53:01,440 --> 01:53:02,070
obvious do

1774
01:53:02,070 --> 01:53:05,340
it by cratering the runways with
cruise missiles, moving the

1775
01:53:05,340 --> 01:53:08,490
Patriot missiles closer to the
border and protecting a safe

1776
01:53:08,490 --> 01:53:08,790
zone.

1777
01:53:09,540 --> 01:53:13,350
I think the guy is jerking off
way says this He is totally out

1778
01:53:13,350 --> 01:53:16,350
of control. He's He's like hot
Ford. We can crater their

1779
01:53:16,350 --> 01:53:16,980
runways.

1780
01:53:17,040 --> 01:53:21,060
This is Oh god. Hold on a second
almost. Oh, yeah.

1781
01:53:21,090 --> 01:53:23,820
ICBMs. Baby. The Russians

1782
01:53:23,820 --> 01:53:25,950
are gonna like this a lot. Yeah,
well

1783
01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:30,180
organise where they can work
where they can coordinate with

1784
01:53:30,180 --> 01:53:36,060
the civilian side, oh, civilian
side, what? The Syrian National

1785
01:53:36,060 --> 01:53:40,920
Army. And they can have a chance
of success.

1786
01:53:41,310 --> 01:53:44,280
All right. Now, before we I just
have to get to a point that I

1787
01:53:44,280 --> 01:53:45,930
want to hear all kinds of stuff,

1788
01:53:46,560 --> 01:53:50,160
which you ignore the stacks of
dead bodies without a mark on

1789
01:53:50,160 --> 01:53:50,340
him?

1790
01:53:53,760 --> 01:53:57,990
When I heard this, I'm like,
Would you do it the stacks of

1791
01:53:57,990 --> 01:53:58,710
dead bodies?

1792
01:54:00,180 --> 01:54:03,900
Would you ignore stacks of dead
bodies without a mark on him?

1793
01:54:03,930 --> 01:54:04,590
And he's

1794
01:54:04,620 --> 01:54:08,310
he's trying to, like make it
that it's so ridiculous that

1795
01:54:08,310 --> 01:54:12,090
he's laughing about it. But I'm
not buying it. I think he's

1796
01:54:12,090 --> 01:54:15,540
generally garnering some
pleasure from this. He's like,

1797
01:54:16,800 --> 01:54:17,640
he's not getting

1798
01:54:17,670 --> 01:54:20,670
would you ignore that? It's
already been established that as

1799
01:54:20,670 --> 01:54:26,040
many as 10 times at least and
many as 30 were chemical weapons

1800
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:29,430
have already been used. There's
no doubt about that. Oh, deserve

1801
01:54:29,460 --> 01:54:37,920
any doubt? Absolutely. He did it
for a Yeah, I

1802
01:54:37,920 --> 01:54:39,540
couldn't tell if you were Piers
Morgan, and you were

1803
01:54:41,070 --> 01:54:43,920
fortunately, I'm sorry. So
here's the here's the thing if

1804
01:54:43,950 --> 01:54:47,730
that he's asserts that they've
already been used. And again,

1805
01:54:47,730 --> 01:54:49,950
there's 30 incidences are what I
don't know what the hell he's

1806
01:54:49,950 --> 01:54:53,640
talking. Nobody knows. Any of
this is true. How come that

1807
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:55,980
wasn't the red line. How come
that's now

1808
01:54:56,009 --> 01:54:59,279
John. Okay. Look, you and I are
not going to have this

1809
01:54:59,279 --> 01:55:02,039
discussion. All right, we're not
going to actually try and put

1810
01:55:02,039 --> 01:55:06,149
any any any any kind of logic
into it. Just know please. Okay.

1811
01:55:06,179 --> 01:55:08,339
All right. All right. All right,
quick statement we're done with

1812
01:55:08,339 --> 01:55:12,119
Hey, can I like kind of the
Pierce is his job is to say, how

1813
01:55:12,119 --> 01:55:15,719
can you be 100%? Sure that's his
only job and McCain forgets that

1814
01:55:15,719 --> 01:55:17,249
Pierce is supposed to do that.
Here's why

1815
01:55:17,250 --> 01:55:19,890
I can because we know he's
already used them. So why

1816
01:55:19,890 --> 01:55:23,070
wouldn't he use them again? in
larger quantities?

1817
01:55:24,000 --> 01:55:26,760
I am more playing devil's
advocate, to be honest, to be

1818
01:55:26,760 --> 01:55:29,550
honest with you this agreement
but let me

1819
01:55:33,420 --> 01:55:37,140
know not John, we discussed
Pierce would play devil's

1820
01:55:37,140 --> 01:55:39,600
advocate then you answer to ease
up buddy.

1821
01:55:40,140 --> 01:55:45,210
I will ask you one question says
how can you be 100% Sure. On the

1822
01:55:45,210 --> 01:55:49,020
evidence that we've seen that it
wasn't a rogue element of the

1823
01:55:49,020 --> 01:55:52,680
rebels deliberately letting off
chemical weapons to try and lure

1824
01:55:52,680 --> 01:55:55,860
America into a trap? That is an
argument some people are putting

1825
01:55:55,860 --> 01:55:56,400
forward

1826
01:55:58,410 --> 01:56:00,000
again pigs flies I'm

1827
01:56:03,240 --> 01:56:09,090
only only Floyd shows the pigs
flies what he said, Well, I'll

1828
01:56:09,090 --> 01:56:12,330
tell you about sick the whole
educational side of the of the

1829
01:56:12,330 --> 01:56:16,080
equation like for example, the
public broadcasting group has a

1830
01:56:16,080 --> 01:56:18,900
series now I wanted to get a I
should get out maybe get a clip

1831
01:56:18,900 --> 01:56:24,480
for the next show. On sex with
sex and animals, most of the sex

1832
01:56:24,480 --> 01:56:29,940
with animals. Is their showing
their masturbating an animal

1833
01:56:30,330 --> 01:56:31,860
screen? No, no, no, no,

1834
01:56:31,860 --> 01:56:33,270
no. Do you have a clip?

1835
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:37,200
No. I get the clip for the next
show. What kind of animal it was

1836
01:56:37,200 --> 01:56:38,520
a porcupine? No.

1837
01:56:39,690 --> 01:56:42,630
Gotta be very careful doing
that. Yeah, he's gonna hurt

1838
01:56:42,630 --> 01:56:44,940
yourself. Why? Why were they
doing this to show

1839
01:56:44,940 --> 01:56:49,080
that he had a two headed dick.
It was disgusting. I had to turn

1840
01:56:49,080 --> 01:56:51,780
the show off. I mean, it was all
they had all these animals

1841
01:56:51,780 --> 01:56:56,220
having sex. And then they jerked
off some poor porcupine who dude

1842
01:56:56,220 --> 01:57:00,000
the guy claims enjoyed it. And
I'm thinking this is bestiality.

1843
01:57:00,180 --> 01:57:04,110
It's illegal. How is this not be
sociality?

1844
01:57:04,500 --> 01:57:08,850
It makes? No sense unless you
specifically want to be caught.

1845
01:57:09,600 --> 01:57:14,010
Right? Okay. So what is your
conclusion then? Why why did

1846
01:57:14,010 --> 01:57:18,630
he didn't have anything on this
was another Glenn Greenwald the

1847
01:57:19,050 --> 01:57:24,060
branding exercise? Yeah,
seriously, he got on some shows

1848
01:57:24,060 --> 01:57:27,690
again. Now you got on Anderson
Cooper, and it made a big stink.

1849
01:57:27,870 --> 01:57:30,840
I think the British were
completely taken in by it. And I

1850
01:57:30,840 --> 01:57:36,000
think the reason for keeping him
for nine hours was I think the

1851
01:57:36,000 --> 01:57:38,730
reason you do that in this case,
because you know, he had thumb

1852
01:57:38,730 --> 01:57:42,750
drives, he probably I'm assuming
they hope to get him to take a

1853
01:57:42,750 --> 01:57:47,250
crap just in case he had a thumb
drive off his butt. And they

1854
01:57:47,250 --> 01:57:50,430
could get it out of the shit and
so they probably probably did

1855
01:57:50,430 --> 01:57:54,090
take a crap and they probably
fish through his dung dung and

1856
01:57:54,090 --> 01:57:57,360
they got embarrassed by this. So
Glenn Greenwald had a big laugh

1857
01:57:57,360 --> 01:58:00,960
on that. That was never
discussed. Hey, hey baby. How

1858
01:58:02,010 --> 01:58:02,730
did you have fun

1859
01:58:04,320 --> 01:58:09,870
this is one of our producers was
watching Disney Jr. with his

1860
01:58:09,870 --> 01:58:11,700
human resource who is to

1861
01:58:12,690 --> 01:58:15,120
two year olds would like that
channel of course.

1862
01:58:15,389 --> 01:58:19,499
And here is there's a little toy
involved but it's a family and

1863
01:58:19,499 --> 01:58:24,419
this is I don't have the name of
the spot but have a listen

1864
01:58:24,450 --> 01:58:27,600
be inspired with Disney Jr. to
salute those who serve our

1865
01:58:27,600 --> 01:58:29,670
country just like Riley's dad,

1866
01:58:29,730 --> 01:58:33,930
daddy, then the air force in the
Air Force. All of our equipment

1867
01:58:33,960 --> 01:58:38,370
running and all of the jets in
the air. Clean free dad and add

1868
01:58:38,370 --> 01:58:41,760
a cow I left him with Skype
almost every morning me and the

1869
01:58:41,760 --> 01:58:42,270
kids.

1870
01:58:44,640 --> 01:58:47,340
But you got to back it up. I
like to play with my dad and

1871
01:58:47,340 --> 01:58:49,320
call him a Russian because that
would

1872
01:58:52,560 --> 01:58:58,440
be inspiring. think you nailed
it like Riley's dad, daddy.

1873
01:58:59,910 --> 01:59:00,360
Okay, my

1874
01:59:00,360 --> 01:59:01,620
dad is in the air force

1875
01:59:01,650 --> 01:59:03,720
in the Air Force. My husband
keeps all of our equipment

1876
01:59:03,750 --> 01:59:08,670
running and all of the jets in
the air. Clean fleet Dad and I

1877
01:59:08,670 --> 01:59:14,010
let him play. I think you're
right. I call it Russia. Almost

1878
01:59:14,010 --> 01:59:14,790
every morning.

1879
01:59:15,540 --> 01:59:16,500
Spy

1880
01:59:17,880 --> 01:59:21,240
my daddy makes me proud. There
are lots of brave people my

1881
01:59:21,240 --> 01:59:24,810
daddy makes me proud who protect
our country even Doc as a pal

1882
01:59:24,810 --> 01:59:28,860
she's extra proud of ready to
serve.

1883
01:59:34,050 --> 01:59:41,490
To sacrifice that's the best
kind of tweet. Be inspired with

1884
01:59:41,490 --> 01:59:44,640
dogs and Disney Jr. Just saying
thanks to those that keep our

1885
01:59:44,640 --> 01:59:45,690
country safe.

1886
01:59:47,100 --> 01:59:53,910
No, there's no militarization
taking place. Nothing bothers me

1887
01:59:53,910 --> 01:59:57,450
what bothers me the most? This
is all you know, just uh, I

1888
01:59:57,450 --> 01:59:59,520
don't know what the point of any
of this is. These little kids

1889
01:59:59,520 --> 02:00:02,130
aren't paying Attention.
McDonald's makes

1890
02:00:02,160 --> 02:00:06,150
a lot of money in Russia. I
think it's time to kick them

1891
02:00:06,150 --> 02:00:08,970
out. Ban that's exactly what
Russia is doing.

1892
02:00:09,000 --> 02:00:12,060
The production and sales of some
of McDonald's products is likely

1893
02:00:12,060 --> 02:00:14,850
to be banned and Russia. legal
sanctions may affect

1894
02:00:14,850 --> 02:00:18,120
cheeseburgers and royal
cheeseburgers. fillet of fish

1895
02:00:18,150 --> 02:00:21,570
chicken burgers, ice cream with
their fillings and milkshakes.

1896
02:00:22,260 --> 02:00:22,950
Did you do the

1897
02:00:23,070 --> 02:00:23,910
bare filling?

1898
02:00:23,940 --> 02:00:24,990
I heard an ice cream,

1899
02:00:25,590 --> 02:00:26,730
an ice cream with feral

1900
02:00:28,230 --> 02:00:34,770
fish, chicken Barghest ice cream
with bare fillings. Asked what

1901
02:00:34,770 --> 02:00:40,080
kind of a hamburger is the royal
ice cream with bear feelings

1902
02:00:40,110 --> 02:00:41,310
Hold on a second.

1903
02:00:42,179 --> 02:00:48,119
I took my motorcycle up to
Tahoe, the CDB Kings II up there

1904
02:00:48,119 --> 02:00:51,389
to see BB King and I figured I'd
gamble Wow. And how old were

1905
02:00:51,389 --> 02:00:55,709
you? I don't remember 24
Something like that. You have

1906
02:00:55,709 --> 02:01:00,029
like long flowing hair and I
have very thin hair. I

1907
02:01:00,030 --> 02:01:02,160
still have the pretty much the
hair. It was the motorcycle kind

1908
02:01:02,160 --> 02:01:02,850
of motorcycle.

1909
02:01:03,000 --> 02:01:09,720
I was a Kawasaki triple. Anyway
rice burner okay. Oh is fast.

1910
02:01:10,830 --> 02:01:13,860
Here would I forgot too long. I
get the split ends and make my

1911
02:01:13,860 --> 02:01:17,310
face itch. So I never could go
really long hair is driving me

1912
02:01:17,310 --> 02:01:21,150
nuts. So I go up there and I go
to the tables before the

1913
02:01:21,150 --> 02:01:27,180
concert. And I when I don't know
to $300 When I saw that. That is

1914
02:01:27,180 --> 02:01:30,300
spending the night I'm going to
come back after the BB King

1915
02:01:30,300 --> 02:01:32,430
concert I go watch and I had a
great seat is right in front. It

1916
02:01:32,430 --> 02:01:36,570
was like a lounge Jack BB King
and we were doing blow or just

1917
02:01:36,570 --> 02:01:38,910
drinking. No scotch,

1918
02:01:38,970 --> 02:01:40,230
no weed.

1919
02:01:40,350 --> 02:01:44,130
I'm on a motorcycle. It's bad
enough with a big gouges in

1920
02:01:44,130 --> 02:01:49,710
highway 80 that you get killed
just driving back. So I say the

1921
02:01:49,710 --> 02:01:52,770
concerts around me and I say
hell with it. I'm driving home.

1922
02:01:52,860 --> 02:01:58,320
I'll save the hotel cost and
I'll just drive home. So it's

1923
02:01:58,350 --> 02:02:01,590
it's not quite snowing, but it's
below zero. So it's freezing.

1924
02:02:04,140 --> 02:02:06,660
You're aware that it's snowing.

1925
02:02:07,170 --> 02:02:09,720
And it's but I'm gonna get there
it says once I get down the

1926
02:02:09,720 --> 02:02:12,960
hill, it's not going to be
snowing for long. Wow. And so I

1927
02:02:13,020 --> 02:02:16,110
start to get what do you call
when you get too cold? It's

1928
02:02:16,110 --> 02:02:20,310
called hypothermia. Hypothermia,
I start getting hypothermia. And

1929
02:02:20,310 --> 02:02:25,440
so I'm driving a Lambo a little
and so I go into a gas station

1930
02:02:25,440 --> 02:02:28,080
and make the mistake of warming
up which is you know, cuz you

1931
02:02:28,110 --> 02:02:30,720
gotta be cold yet. You want to
kind of keep you you don't want

1932
02:02:30,720 --> 02:02:34,650
to go warm, cold, warm, cold. So
I got so I started shivering

1933
02:02:34,650 --> 02:02:38,430
like a maniac after I left the
gas station after I've warmed up

1934
02:02:38,460 --> 02:02:41,280
and just went straight west. So
I started driving on the

1935
02:02:41,310 --> 02:02:47,430
entrance. There is a beautiful
woman hitchhiking I mean,

1936
02:02:47,460 --> 02:02:50,370
dynamite you guys she was
dressed up in a lot of years and

1937
02:02:50,370 --> 02:02:54,210
you can just see your face is
fantastic. And so she said

1938
02:02:54,210 --> 02:02:58,080
shaking, and I pull over to ask
her if she wants to go but

1939
02:03:00,180 --> 02:03:09,000
I am so polar freezing I say to
her and she takes a look at me

1940
02:03:09,000 --> 02:03:10,320
like I'm a crazy guy.

1941
02:03:11,370 --> 02:03:15,360
She pulls out her gun. She knows
she slowly walks backwards like

1942
02:03:15,360 --> 02:03:23,820
Homer Simpson says no. And I
realised that I said fuck it.

1943
02:03:23,850 --> 02:03:29,910
And you said yeah. guy couldn't
talk.

1944
02:03:30,750 --> 02:03:34,830
How to pick up chicks by John C.
Dvorak where the C stands for

1945
02:03:34,830 --> 02:03:35,910
chick magnet.

1946
02:03:37,080 --> 02:03:37,800
So that was

1947
02:03:38,730 --> 02:03:39,990
sure it wasn't the ludes

1948
02:03:41,940 --> 02:03:46,500
nine balloons No, no, I love
this clip play it

1949
02:03:49,320 --> 02:03:54,540
among the five senses, what do
you prefer to have? If you can

1950
02:03:54,540 --> 02:03:57,300
only have one? And while

1951
02:04:00,270 --> 02:04:02,490
I love that, would you like me
to repeat the question?

1952
02:04:04,440 --> 02:04:08,490
Thank you for that wonderful
question. If I have two out of

1953
02:04:08,490 --> 02:04:16,020
five senses. See, we can see it
is the best that we can ever

1954
02:04:16,020 --> 02:04:21,000
see. Because seeing is believing
and believing into what you see

1955
02:04:21,180 --> 02:04:34,140
is perfect. And out of all our
senses. Seeing really do you

1956
02:04:34,140 --> 02:04:35,430
want to call because

1957
02:04:42,180 --> 02:04:43,110
I love at the end of the

1958
02:04:43,110 --> 02:04:45,960
clip you got to look at it and
the show knows she answers

1959
02:04:45,990 --> 02:04:48,930
whatever her answer is and then
she like immediately like

1960
02:04:48,990 --> 02:04:51,000
structure stuff and throws out
our chest.

1961
02:04:51,540 --> 02:04:54,420
Like look at me. Wasn't that
good?

1962
02:04:55,230 --> 02:04:57,750
Yeah, I wish we had a better I
wish it was so less echoey

1963
02:04:58,080 --> 02:05:01,560
the this the only one I have We
need more

1964
02:05:01,650 --> 02:05:03,300
of these sorts of clips

1965
02:05:04,260 --> 02:05:05,100
why

1966
02:05:05,580 --> 02:05:09,780
I think that the best of course
I'm looking for the clip and I

1967
02:05:09,780 --> 02:05:10,740
just make my lips

1968
02:05:12,809 --> 02:05:15,239
I haven't you heard myself do
that but I still have not heard

1969
02:05:15,239 --> 02:05:18,719
the Yes No. Coming out of my own
mouth I'll let you know when the

1970
02:05:18,719 --> 02:05:22,049
yes no hits I used to always let
me know but I don't know why I

1971
02:05:22,049 --> 02:05:23,249
can't hear it. I have this

1972
02:05:23,250 --> 02:05:36,990
one for you though this was
interesting notice that is Yeah,

1973
02:05:36,990 --> 02:05:42,390
yeah, yeah, yeah guy with
lipsmacking Yeah, that's

1974
02:05:42,390 --> 02:05:42,840
great.

1975
02:05:45,360 --> 02:05:47,100
I busted you. I didn't I thought
you were this was

1976
02:05:47,100 --> 02:05:51,210
original. Okay.

1977
02:05:52,260 --> 02:05:55,020
It's like Yelp. I've got reviews
for every

1978
02:05:56,850 --> 02:05:58,230
like, a man,

1979
02:05:58,230 --> 02:06:00,450
this stuff was nasty.

1980
02:06:02,130 --> 02:06:03,180
Yeah, there was

1981
02:06:03,180 --> 02:06:03,900
some of that.

1982
02:06:04,140 --> 02:06:09,930
Today I'm taking an action fully
within my legal authority. The

1983
02:06:09,930 --> 02:06:13,320
same kind of action taken by
Democrats and Republican

1984
02:06:13,320 --> 02:06:19,500
Presidents before me to spare
the lives of two turkeys, mac

1985
02:06:20,010 --> 02:06:21,990
and cheese. What?

1986
02:06:24,570 --> 02:06:25,590
You know what,

1987
02:06:25,980 --> 02:06:29,730
in fact, later this afternoon,
Michelle, Malia and Sasha and I

1988
02:06:29,730 --> 02:06:32,700
will take two turkeys that
didn't make the cut to a local

1989
02:06:32,700 --> 02:06:36,450
food pantry. That works hard
year round to make sure that

1990
02:06:36,810 --> 02:06:40,500
folks in our nation's capitol
have food and clothes to food

1991
02:06:40,500 --> 02:06:41,520
aid and clothes to wear

1992
02:06:41,820 --> 02:06:45,480
didn't make what is what he said
there is that they're they're

1993
02:06:45,480 --> 02:06:52,680
wearing turkeys. Yes, I listened
to it a couple of times. Okay,

1994
02:06:52,680 --> 02:06:55,230
hold on, hold on. So they can
wear them

1995
02:06:55,349 --> 02:06:58,889
around to make sure that folks
in our nation's capital have

1996
02:06:58,889 --> 02:07:01,619
food and clothes to food aid and
close to where

1997
02:07:04,170 --> 02:07:04,920
Hey,

1998
02:07:06,000 --> 02:07:09,600
she said he says he's taken the
turkey homeless shelter so they

1999
02:07:09,600 --> 02:07:12,600
can get the eat and clothes to
wear. Yes, John. That's

2000
02:07:12,600 --> 02:07:17,310
what he said. I know I heard it.
I heard it. I get it very funny.

2001
02:07:20,760 --> 02:07:24,180
Senator Marco Rubio is expected
to pound the eastern seaboard

2002
02:07:24,180 --> 02:07:26,670
sometime earlier tonight.
Windows are being boarded up and

2003
02:07:26,670 --> 02:07:29,640
grocery stores are virtually
empty as Marco Rubio threatens

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everything in his past.

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Michelle Bachman is on the way,
folks, and specifically the eye

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02:07:36,900 --> 02:07:40,530
of Michelle Bachman will be
hitting Florida in a few hours.

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Congresswoman Michele Bachmann
is incredibly dangerous if you

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value your life. Please seek
shelter from the shell bomb.

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Senator David Vitter is turning
out to be one of the hugest and

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02:07:52,770 --> 02:07:55,080
costliest disasters in American
history.

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Literally lifting boats out of
the water and tucking them onto

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the land.

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In New Orleans. The

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levees that were built to stop
hurricane Colin

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Peterson have been obliterated.
I'm here in the North here with

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Speaker John Boehner is really
doing a number on this

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coastline. John Bay Area is just
destroying this town.

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Local animal shelters are under
pressure as 1000s of animals

2019
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have been displaced or killed by
Governor Rick Perry to take care

2020
02:08:23,490 --> 02:08:23,760
of me.

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This is the best commercial I
have seen in a long time, John,

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it's great and it just goes on.
I mean, it's better when you see

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the videos because they really
did the whole like the whole

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newscaster thing right the whole
I would love to have a hurricane

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named after me. That'd be great.

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Yeah, it would be but Tip of the
Week by the way he accepted the

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day hit it. Really? I never seen
this as it's hilarious.

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Well, that's very kind of you. I
don't know if I deserve it. But

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I'll take it of course Adam
curries I

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like us on Facebook. You can
make it edible but you have to

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actually go out of your way.
It's not like something that's

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naturally tasty. It's you know,
if you beat it up and cook it in

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bacon fat and you sweat and put
a lot of nuts in it, and then

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02:09:17,040 --> 02:09:20,550
you really disperse you got to
parboil it to beat it beat it up

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02:09:20,550 --> 02:09:22,860
so you can actually chew it then
you cook and bake and fat and

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02:09:22,860 --> 02:09:27,630
get this bacon a greasy GABA
goo, or fry it. Deep fat fry it.

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So it's like a crunchy potato
chip. You can choke it down.

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Your parboil the kale of five
minutes so you can beat it up a

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little bit. Take all the stringy
stems and stuff out and then you

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02:09:38,490 --> 02:09:42,810
cook it in bacon fat, you know
as much and with bacon chips in

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02:09:42,810 --> 02:09:46,320
there, maybe throw in some
walnuts and then and then choke

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it down low still warm.

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Have more kale, have more kale,
have more kale, have more kale,

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02:09:55,770 --> 02:10:06,990
have more kale, have more kale.
You Have you have you have more

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kale. Alright sir. Sir cyber?

2046
02:10:10,980 --> 02:10:14,070
Yeah, it seems as if the whole
show is to promote kale. Yeah,

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well,

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02:10:14,580 --> 02:10:15,630
maybe it worked.

2049
02:10:18,630 --> 02:10:23,880
About last month we did that
show about the meat. Making

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02:10:23,880 --> 02:10:28,290
meat. Yes. And the genic
probably carcinogenic and it was

2051
02:10:28,320 --> 02:10:31,620
we traced it back depending on
whose theory it was your theory

2052
02:10:31,620 --> 02:10:35,640
dedza The Global warmists in
mind more to the vegans, vegans.

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02:10:36,000 --> 02:10:36,690
Vegans,

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02:10:36,720 --> 02:10:38,940
but for the same outcome global
warming.

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02:10:38,970 --> 02:10:42,750
The irony is that a lot of
vegetarians and kale eaters do

2056
02:10:42,750 --> 02:10:47,310
that bacon grease version of the
dish. What are they going to do

2057
02:10:47,310 --> 02:10:47,790
now?

2058
02:10:47,820 --> 02:10:48,720
Oh,

2059
02:10:48,780 --> 02:10:51,600
you're totally screwed. Because
the only good way you can eat

2060
02:10:51,600 --> 02:10:56,130
kale is by cooking and bacon. I
think they should put some key

2061
02:10:56,130 --> 02:10:59,490
Nhuan there at the rethink their
bacon.

2062
02:11:00,540 --> 02:11:02,400
Some keen wha juice. That'll
work.

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02:11:02,430 --> 02:11:11,400
Oh my gosh. Can you see that
juice? All right. Yeah, that was

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02:11:11,400 --> 02:11:14,190
fun. That was good show. It was
fantastic. I really enjoyed

2065
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that. I No idea. We're so funny.
Actually. You're funny. You're

2066
02:11:17,190 --> 02:11:18,720
funny, too. Yeah, you've

2067
02:11:18,720 --> 02:11:23,280
got it. Sometimes I miss. You're
funny. It's so funny. But I'm

2068
02:11:23,280 --> 02:11:23,970
doing another thing.

2069
02:11:24,660 --> 02:11:27,030
I'm trying. Yeah, well,
actually, the goal of being

2070
02:11:27,030 --> 02:11:30,090
funny is to get the other guy
not to notice. Right. So the

2071
02:11:30,090 --> 02:11:32,910
audience laughs Yeah. And they
ended up with a really monster

2072
02:11:32,910 --> 02:11:34,050
they're laughing at you

2073
02:11:34,080 --> 02:11:36,690
man. You mean that one time
where like you were pretending

2074
02:11:36,690 --> 02:11:38,580
to knock and I thought someone
was really knocked out was

2075
02:11:38,580 --> 02:11:38,880
probably

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02:11:39,510 --> 02:11:44,100
ever done. Alright, everybody
was organic by the way like the

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02:11:44,100 --> 02:11:44,430
kale.

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We will return on Sunday with
the triple seven the big triple

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02:11:50,130 --> 02:11:53,220
seven epitope. Please remember I
said before I got org slash na.

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02:11:53,700 --> 02:11:58,140
And it was probably hopefully
people are inspired to do more

2081
02:11:58,140 --> 02:12:00,510
of these. It is it is
interesting when you pull one

2082
02:12:00,510 --> 02:12:02,730
topic out doesn't just have to
be comedy. It could be anything.

2083
02:12:03,630 --> 02:12:04,170
Yeah.

2084
02:12:04,590 --> 02:12:08,730
Coming to you for competence or
with core core core education.

2085
02:12:08,730 --> 02:12:10,590
Common Core, Common Core Common
Core. That's

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02:12:12,210 --> 02:12:13,800
tired coming to you from FEMA

2087
02:12:13,800 --> 02:12:16,740
Region six and the capital the
drone star states in the

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02:12:16,740 --> 02:12:18,240
morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry

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02:12:18,270 --> 02:12:22,020
and from Northern Silicon
Valley. I'm John C. Dvorak.

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02:12:22,050 --> 02:12:26,370
We will be back on Sunday with
triple seven. Right here. I know

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02:12:26,370 --> 02:12:28,920
agenda. Adios mofos

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