Yuen Yuen Yuen Yuen, Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday,
April 13 2017. This is your award winning give on nation
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It's 920 day I'm John C. Dvorak.
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So there was a there is a thing people should try to catch it
when it comes around again, if you haven't seen it already. And
there's a lot of revealing stuff in it. It was it's the special
that PBS did on World War One.
When was this When did this air
it just the part three it's a three parter. aired last night,
and it'll it'll rerun it quite a few times is one of the best
things I've ever seen him do. But we're and there's a lot of
stuff in there that I just didn't realize World War One.
had, there were pictures of Woodrow Wilson. I made you
thought you were in Iraq with these giant pictures of Saddam
Hussein. World War Woodrow Wilson had those pictures around
World War One with Saddam Hussein. No, I said you remember
Sudan, Saddam Hussein when they would go into Iraq and it'd be
these giant heads about Saddam Hussein. Sure, sure. Sure.
Woodrow Wilson. John, I've never seen I've never seen these
photos be frightened heads of Woodrow Wilson. Yes, we have
paintings of posters, giant posters that must have been 5060
feet high. It's like a reverse Woodrow Wilson.
It's like a reverse Zika
It's very strange. But there was a very there was one interesting
to me at least a revelation and I want to play a couple of clips
that bring us right
to it which is I'm excited to begin a little history lesson
here today. Now this is w
w one CP I starter I then need I need to a little setup. Okay,
this was this was about the government's initial propaganda
arm where this this character I'd never heard of Edward Cree
or Edward Creel. Anyway, this guy Creel, who set this whole
organization up. They had 75 I did a little work up on him, and
he had 75,000 people working for him to deliver bullcrap news,
fake news, no, the media.
Wow. And what, in which department there were these
people housed? Well,
it was called the CPI. And we hear plenty acceptable get a
little fantastic. I'm excited.
Much of their reporting was provided directly by the
Committee on Public Information. The head of the organization, I
just got to stop it right there. Hello Ministry of Truth. That is
what? Public Information. That's the Ministry of Truth. I love
this. This is
totally directly by the Committee on Public Information.
The head of the organization, George Creel estimated the
20,000 newspaper columns a week were drawn from CPI leases.
Woodrow Wilson, the great Democrat, wanted strict
censorship. Creel said that this would be a great mistake. What
we have to do instead is supply all of the news. Everything
anybody hears about the war has to come through the Committee on
Public Information. creels argument is that I'm giving You
all the facts and you are free to reach whatever conclusions
you will. But in fact, these were very carefully edited
facts.
Creel couldn't hide the words cost. casualty lists begin
filling whole pages in the newspaper, day after day. Nights
music drama, relaxes mounted. The CPI redoubled its efforts to
enlist civilians in the war effort.
Oh, bloggers. We need to enlist loggers.
This The interesting thing about this Creole guy, and I now have
to credit him George Creole as the father of modern public
relations.
I never heard of him before.
I haven't either. It's really bothered me. What's the thing
that is noteworthy is that Edward Bernays worked for him in
the CPI
and Bearnaise of course, is the is the founder of the
propaganda.
Well, apparently not.
Yeah, this is this is big news. This this. This is like a Tesla
Tesla Edison thing here.
Bernays is, which actually has been more explored than this
guy. Bernays is really came to fame in 1923 when he wrote his
book, and this he was working for this Creel guy for during
the war. And Creel was the one who was doing all the pretty
interesting propagandistic stuff he was, he was against the
posters, some of those really nasty posters they did about the
Germans. His whole thing was was was real propaganda, the real
deep rooted stuff, the stuff that makes people you know, want
to join in fight the war, as opposed to kill the hunt, and
they talk about
kill the hunt. And I haven't heard that in 80 years. John
Goodwin.
Yeah, well, you'll hear it again in about two seconds. WW one CPI
traveling war exhibition.
Oh, it's two of them. Yeah, got it.
In the fall of 1918, the CPI put on a traveling war exposition.
It was an attempt to bring the war home, emphasizing the
sacrifices that soldiers were making for their countrymen. In
Chicago, 2 million visitors lined up to see artifacts
ranging from Zeplin wreckage to an Iron Cross nailbrush. The
highlight was a staged reenactment of trench warfare,
complete with a working tank. The truly dedicated could visit
the army mess kitchen, where it was promised meals are served in
the same manner and using the same grub as is the fare of the
Doughboys in France.
Stop I need to ask a question. I've never heard this the
Doughboys in France.
Yeah, that was the French fighters recalled. The dope
Doughboy was the name for almost everybody was fighting in that
war and on the Allied side
as a phrase from the chaise question. How does that relate?
I don't understand Doughboy I don't know
why I know why they call them Doughboys there's I think if you
looked it up there's some vague explanation I want to mention a
couple of things one this this exhibit is exposition was huge
at 2 million people go to it Wow. And it was massive was
large it was one of these big giant things this guy really had
his act together this Creole character and what when they're
showing a lot of the clips in this thing that one thing that
struck me well I actually want to get to the clip for the last
clip I'll I'll mention it but there would there was a lot of
stuff that they showed including the giant ahead you know, the
giant posters of Wilson that I've never I don't know where
they got this stuff, but it's it's it was stunning to me. I'm
and I'm recommending that does anyone out there that gets a
shot at this three parter on World War One should definitely
get it it was. It's very anti war. I think we'll just finish
this clip
boys in France. Do your part to win the war was the theme of the
exposition. And George Creel was doing his best to make it the
theme of American life. Creel
was a genuine idealist. He wanted the war to be a war of
ideas of ideology. He did not like the idea of we must kill
the hand. Like the idea of if you are disloyal, you should be
killed.
He thought
we should all get along as Americans and do what we can to
win the war because that was the right thing to do.
But whether Creel liked it or not, there was a darker side to
the running of the war. For anyone who didn't get in line,
there could be serious consequences. There was a sense
that you were being watched.
But it wasn't always clear who was watching you. You never knew
if some magazine that you had subscribed to was suddenly going
to get you in trouble. You never knew if you sang a German song
that your father or grandfather had had sung before that
suddenly you're going to end up prosecuted.
You see a rash of vigilantism aimed at making sure that
anybody who might have any objection to the war does not
express it. And it's not now just a matter of being quiet.
Just don't say that I'm against the war but actively demonstrate
support.
A host of organizations made sure that every American was
doing his or her patriotic duty. The American Protective League
boasted a quarter of a million members across the country. The
Justice Department gave the APL semi official status by
supplying it with armbands and badges
our man's Whoa, we got our men's What did APL stand for, again?
American Protective League. Wow. So this was if you the more you
watch this, and we the two of us, two of us both read that
book about life during the Nazi
Yes, it's in the garden it's in the garden of the beast is the
name of the book,
The Garden of the Beast is something like that. It just
right out of there. I mean, it's like it's like the it's like
gerbils took the
pages. Just say one thing. I'm sorry to interrupt. There is no
R and gerbils. I hear every American say though. Okay.
You know, I say it that way. And I don't know why you're so into
that because you're you're mispronouncing stuff on purpose.
I'm only saying about this one. I don't talk about Washington or
any of that. I'm just saying, I hear the corporate media say
gerbils all the time. I
just want to know, the corporate media does and I came out of
that and you correct me all the time for stuff. So Nene Nene
Nene. Okay. Okay. You want to get back to this?
Yes. I just said one second small interruption, jeez.
So, the dad book was exactly what they're doing. They were
it's as if you had to really be in line or you're gonna get, you
know, like they did if you didn't do the Nazi salute all
the time. You know, people would slap you in the back of the head
or beat the crap out of you. It's just as the whole thing was
lifted from World War One. Wow, the whole Nazi phenomenon.
So it was just a fractal. It was what we would say.
It's exactly a fractal. In fact, I think that fractal is still in
play, which is what we're trying to uncover on our show, I think,
well, I like
that.
Okay, I'm ready for the fractal.
Okay, so we go to part two of this thing.
League Ben embarked on illegal searches and seizures, detained
and arrested men without charges, intimidated, allegedly
disloyal Americans, and broke up strikes. In the fall of 1918,
they unleashed a series of so called slacker rates in cities
across the country.
They organized slacker raids with the idea of rounding up men
who are evading the draft They fanned out across the cities
they go into Nickelodeon they go into movie theaters
and then they beat the crap out of every now the one little
ditty in there I thought was interesting is they they also
they went after strikers people have tried to form a union or
went on strike a picket line you have to remember World War One
was a banking scam it was adult only reason we were even the
Indus where there was no reason for the war to begin with.
I don't think anyone knows that as a fact you might think give
us a lot of little background No, I think you're
wrong. Well, I'm probably am wrong. But the British were
losing gonna lose a lot of money in this war if it didn't turn
around. And the bankers in England got our bankers to get
our guys to get get involved in this war and turn it into some
sort of very patriotic we what's what will we even in this war
for? It was ridiculous. And then we're not only in the war, but
we're knee deep to the point where we're doing all sorts of
propagandistic stuff on our own people to make sure that if you
weren't all for gung ho for the war, you get the crap beat out
of you. It's a it was just unbelievable to me what a scam
that war was. But here's this last clip which shows you how
long It'll regard the American there's there was for the
American public, because during the war is when an 1817 is is
the 1917 is when the deady h1 in one influenza broke out and
that was, yeah. When how many millions of like how many people
like 18 million people died?
I don't know what that high but it's very high and a lot of
Americans died and often with this particular one because they
had nothing to do to there was no way of controlling it. Even
with this decongestants, let's say the somebody could get it in
the morning and be dead at night. Now this man is in
Spanish flu, right? Spanish flu. Now you can look up the number
17 million I'm getting from the war room here.
Okay, what's probably could be anyway, it was very deadly. And
during their showing of these of these clips of I didn't realize
that it almost from about 19 or 819 16, I guess were whenever
that flew broke out, I guess it was in 17, early 17. They show
street scenes that everybody was married wearing a mask,
everybody except the White Helmets. Yeah, the white hand
was further they were fine. Every single person was wearing
a mask. And I never seen seen these films before. But so but
this little ditty at the end, who this last clip was what kind
of disgusted me because the Wilson didn't even want to
discuss this flu because it would take away from his bankers
war efforts. And I think a lot of people just died needlessly,
because they didn't do anything about crowd control. Oh, yeah.
all get together and you can all catch the flu at the same time,
though. This was
the Rothschilds, the Warburg and, and the like, the bankers,
signs bouncing? I think so. Yeah. And the shifts.
Be my guess. Yeah. I play this
authority has told the public to avoid wearing tight shoes, tight
clothing, or tight gloves to chew their food well, and drink
water. swindlers made small fortunes with potions and patent
medicines. But nothing stemmed the tide of death.
This was a national catastrophe. And the President doesn't say
one thing about it. And part of his reasoning for that was not
to create panic. But the other part was that if you start
thinking too much about the flu, you're not thinking about the
war. Because really containing the influenza epidemic means
shutting down factories, shutting down more bond drives,
shutting down mobilization. None of that can happen. In the
context of the First World War, this is just another tragedy
that must be endured.
Find distressing and, and then it was just that office of CPI
that set out send out the memos about all citizens know that you
don't want to go and catch the flu if you don't wear a tight
shoes. That's our that because that was the advice. Don't wear
tight shoes, don't wear tight clothes and showing people
over there where they were.
Drink a lot of water, you'd be fine. Now, up to the modern
times, that office was folded into something else and
something else. And the Pentagon somehow brought a Board of
Governors now. We had no 75,000 We're talking about oh, we had
discussed this before it was at was that two or three years ago?
I remembered I didn't think much about it. But there was some
mentioned at the Pentagon has 40,000 Public Relations experts.
Yes. Yeah, yeah, remember that? Yeah,
I sure do. I can probably find that I'll say
I thought that was an awfully high number. But now I look back
on this this history, where they had 75,000 people working for
this Creole character who was an ex newspaper guy from the Denver
Post, by the way for you Coloradans. I guess this as far
as I can tell, this is still going on?
Wow. I'm trying to see if we had a clip from back then I don't I
don't see maybe it was just a news article that we discussed
that we may not have had a clip.
I don't remember whether we had one or not. But I do remember
there was a there seem to be an inordinate amount of public
relations people working in the Pentagon. Yes. So yeah, that's
still going on. So the news, we're getting the preface to
today's show. Yeah, of course, as far as I can tell, this is
the same thing that's going on now. And this is the guy who
started at all and Edward Bernays, and the whole public
relations business stems from this guy, and his gung ho Well,
you know, we want to be we're doing it for the for democracy,
for the for the future and all the rest Most of it idealist he
wasn't, you know, not an idealist. Just doing his job to
make sure that we're all in line. Well, perhaps
Bernays saw what was going on. And you know, it's not hard to
come up with the idea of I know, let's give the people false
information that's not hard to come up with. And maybe Bernays
was the Creel they said, this was false. It this is all highly
Sure. But what was totally false information, 20,000 columns a
week, we're coming pumping into the American media.
Are we great or what?
20 We're really good. But I mean, the poor people that are
suckered by this, and I would, except to say that the non
listeners to the no agenda show constitute the same group of
people that just are gonna get railroaded. If they don't, you
know, start paying attention.
Yeah. And they do keep trying stuff with Zika and Ebola and
swine flu. And Lord knows, what I was going to say is that
perhaps Bernays just saw this obvious tactic work and said,
You know what, I'm going to codify it and turn it into a,
like a practice.
Bernays would did with that theory. I disagree with this,
what I'm thinking, what happened is that this other guy, Creel
was like a true believer. Yeah. And he's the one who invented
all these ideas, but he wasn't thinking of it as a manipulation
process. He just thought about as a way to protect the war
effort. Sincerely, you know, it wasn't like, but I think Bernays
was, like, you know, had this, you know, is that wow, this is
this is an idea that can be exploited, and went and took it
to the next level. So let's Yeah, I can I can agree with
that. 100%.
Thank you, John. I applaud you for this. This is this is this
is. This is exactly why I tune into the show.
Like, I had a bit later, too, but I
learned a couple of big things. First of all, was not Bearnaise,
who invented all this? And second of all, whoa, 20,000
columns a week. Yeah. And everyone read them because he
didn't have much else. There was not much not much other media at
the time to consume.
All reports from the war. everyone's interested crazy.
Well, this does fold in nicely to what seemed to be just a
small innocuous event, but I think it's a lot bigger,
particularly when it comes to the corporate media. And this is
sweaty, Shawn's Gaff. Actually, I don't know if you have
anything, but I have a little package of stuff here that I
want to go through. Well, first
of all, yeah, I knew you'd get sweaty, I have a bunch of
different clips of sweaty Sean's Gaff. But I don't have like the
I didn't get the whole thing. And I figured you probably would
for some, just don't you be the one that want to get that.
And you know, what's interesting is that I was sitting here last
night, and I'm like, everyone's heard this damn clip already.
Yeah, screw it. I'll clip it. Yeah, that would be you. But in
doing so. You didn't get it? No, I did. I did. In doing so. I
figured out what's really going on. And it's really quite
despicable. Okay, yeah. So there were actually two gaffes, and
one got covered up by the first one. This is this is sweaty shut
this almost didn't get any play in mainstream, but it was what
he was saying. And in this gaff got picked up by alternative
media. We all laughed wholeheartedly, because of
course, the truth always slips out. I
don't think those are mutually exclusive statements. Because I
don't think I think that you can one of them saying we don't see
peace with him in charge, you know, I'm gonna saying we need
to, we need to have him gone. I think that's that's the point of
both. The goal for both of them. The whole goal for the United
States is twofold. As I've stated, it's one to make sure
that we destabilize Syria.
So that's where that's where the clip ended. And I enjoy that
very much. Because of course, we know that has always been the
goal I didn't know is the goal of this administration to
destabilize Syria. But that's the way it came out. So that
could possibly be the truth. Now, the clip ended here on
every year you can say something?
Yeah, I was gonna say I think it is. I think it is the truth. I
think it's possibly the truth. I think
it is. I want to play the whole clip.
Yeah, nobody does that except us. So go do it.
But I will say that this clip this particular one, which was
sent to me by a lot of people, and it's kind of disappointing,
in a way, because people will rarely like oh, this is funny
clip. We'll get to the damn doctor on the airplane later.
You know, when you don't have the context, you only have a
little bit of video that is not proof but our brains are trained
for that. So let's just listen to this certain context.
Oh, for the United States is twofold. As I've stated, it's
one to make sure that we destabilize Syria. destabilize
the conflict there. We do.
So he immediately corrects himself. I understand the truth
wants to come out. But it's not like that's all he said. And
that was my impression looking at the clip. What he's really
trying to do is he's trying to say that Hey, we're not a
Putin's but
the threat of ISIS. But then secondly is create the political
environment, not just within the Syrian people, but I think you
can you can have work with, with Russia in particular to make
sure that they understand that Syria backed up by Russia's own
accounting is the it should be held accountable for the
agreements that it's made with respect to its international
agreements on chemical weapons alone.
So what Spicer is trying to do is something that the mainstream
media, this is why I think this was an ignored in its entirety
by corporate media is trying to say, hey, look what we did.
We're not Putin lovers, you know, Russia, but these guys bad
guys not screwed Russia, in the media has been all over Russia
for months, a year, year and a half, Russia, Russia, but then
pick up on it. Now let's go to the big gaff sweaty Shawn's big
gaff, which I think I think this was part of this may have been
manufactured.
I saw
at least 10 versions of this. And they were all clipped
together and all kinds of different ways to make it look
like he's a complete idiot, although we believe he is. I was
sweaty Sean, of course. But I was hoping you'd have something
that was more definitive
alliance between Russia and Syria isn't strong when it goes
back. So
there's a question comes always hard, please, please, new
administration, better audio, less camera clicking. This is a
journalist and I think this is a setup question. That's why I
left it in who's saying Well tell us about Syria. And I mean,
you all these questions are known beforehand. This is all
you know, this is all scripted pretty much these these news
conferences, and or the spokes hold conferences. And so this is
clearly a scripted question, to get Sean to talk about. And I
think, purposely, and we'll get into that a minute purposely to
MIT to get rid of the Hitler comparison. He screws it up in
many ways. But I think that was the idea. I believe it was
manufactured. And it backfired on him. The alliance
between Russia and Syria isn't strong when it goes back
decades. President Putin has supplied personnel by delay
military equipment, to the Assad government. What makes you think
that at this point, he's going to pull back and his support for
President Assad and for the Syrian Government right.
Now, you gotta agree. That's, that's kind of setup. Yeah. It's
like, hey, hey, just out of the blue. What do you think he's,
uh, he's just gonna pull out now that we lob some, some
tomahawks. Over there.
I think a couple things. You look, we didn't use chemical
weapons in World War Two. You know, you had a someone who is
despicable as Hitler, who didn't even sink to the, to the, to
using chemical weapons. So you have
to, that's where it pretty much stopped. But a couple people
went further, if you're
Russia, ask yourself is this a country that you and a regime
that you want to align yourself with? You have previously signed
on to international agreements?
You see, what he's trying to do here is he's trying to say Assad
is worse than Hitler. And Putin is his friend. Putin is the bad
guy,
right? Rightfully acknowledging that the use of chemical weapons
should be out of bounds by every cloud. Did
you hear any audible gasps or anything? Oh, no. What is it?
Did you hear any of that? And I don't think he did. Yeah. Now
there was an idea, nothing, nothing at all. But
to not stand up to not only stop, but your own word should
be troubling. This is Russia putting their name on the line.
So it's not a question of how long that alliances lasted. But
at what point do they recognize that they are now getting on the
wrong side of history in a really bad way really quickly.
And again, look at the countries that are standing with them.
Iran, Syria, North Korea, this is not this is not a team you
want to be on. And I think that Russia has to recognize that
while they may have had an alliance for them, that the
lines that have been crossed, are ones that no country should
ever want to see another country.
So he continues to try and get the whole Russia vibe out. And
there's one journalist who says Hi, could you please clarify
what you just said? Right now, what Hitler didn't even seem to
the level of using chemical weapons. What do you mean by
that?
I think when you come to sarin gas, there was no he was not
using the gas on his own people the same way that a shot is
doing. I mean, there was clearly I understand I thank you, I
appreciate that there was not in the in the he brought him in to
the to, to the Holocaust center. And I understand that, but I'm
saying in the way that the Assad used them where he went into
towns dropped him down to innocent into the middle of
towns it was brought to so the use of it. I appreciate the
clarification there that was not the
intent. Okay, so he apologizes within the same two and a half
minutes. And of course, there are a lot of things that I
picked up on one obviously he's he's trying to smear Russia,
which is the is the entire he has been trying to do this and
failing miserably. He took talks about he didn't even do that on
his own people. Sarin gas, I guess you could do a little
comparison with his icon B and we understand the gap there.
Then he talks about the Holocaust center instead of
concentration camp, and he also mispronounces Bashir, Al Assad's
name several times. So I was fortunate enough to be watching
CNN, right after this aired and Brooke Baldwin brought in who's
the media douchebag Brian Stelter, Salter seltzer water.
Yeah. Who all maybe a Jew, I don't know, that would just make
it even better. And listen to all the things they picked up
on, of which none. None of them was about Hitler, gassing Jews.
But all this other stuff. It was fascinating. It's like they were
trying to figure out what would stick they didn't catch it. We
know what did stick. But and this is a little long, but it's
really if you get bored of it tell me but I think it's really
interesting to hear all the things they pick apart except
Russia.
Okay, so this is one of those times we're listening to the
soundbite over and over to try to understand exactly what Sean
Spicer men have got Brian Stelter, who just sat down next
to VRC Do
you think she really didn't understand what he meant? He
thinks he was trying to say, Hitler wasn't as bad as this
guy. Putin is friends with him. That's the message you got it
bro, media
correspondent, host of reliable sources. And, you know, I've
heard the soundbite now three times as it happened in two
other times, and now when he references Holocaust centers,
right. What do you think he's referencing concentration camp?
Well, that's the speculation online.
That's the speculation. I want
to I mentioned something just as an aside here, I've noticed
this, because Erica Hill went over it back to CNN, and I was
talking to a friend of mine about this. They kind of I don't
know if they encourage it, but I'm noticing with Brooke
Baldwin, they're encouraging or they do fast talking. Yeah, she
does a locking way.
She may be a little pepped up on something. I don't know. She
seems. She seems like an energy drink girl to me. Yeah. She
knows. Too many Red Bull. No, no, one of those horrible little
bottles you get at the gas station at the college for five
hours. Yeah. I've got ready for my shift. Now is a time
where he was saying there was sort of a gasp in the room. Some
people in the British press briefing room, were surprised by
what Spicer was saying. And it seems like Brooke in this case,
Spicer was trying to trying to clarify and actually made things
much worse. The second soundbite you just played that time when
he was clarifying. It's actually when he when he says on his own
people raising the question about who is people even then
later he says he brought them into the Holocaust. That sounds
like it says center sounds like he's referring to concentration
camps as Holocaust centers.
Now, if you'd said Simon Wiesenthal, Holocaust center
would have been really fun.
Let's let him speak for himself. And he's got some more
clarifying to do. We've got some splaining given by Sean Spicer
standards. This is a pretty shocking one. And as your guests
were saying a few minutes ago, oh, it's not over. It seems like
every day in the briefing, there's something that chips
away at Spicers credibility. He has an incredibly difficult job.
He's up there sweating in front of the tie. Yes, he's a sweaty
shark and he cameras and lights. But it does seem like on a daily
basis, there's these strains on his credibility. And in this one
in particular. I think it's shocking given well, but it's
passed over the Jews across around the world.
This is of course leading to the incredible hate for Jews from
the administration because of course, Sean Spicer time this
gaff on Easter Yes, Passover. Yes, he hates the Jews
are marking Passover. And that it just last night there was a
Seder at the White House that President Trump happened not to
attend.
Oh, what's even better than
that? Because President Obama did attend the saders on an
annual basis. There's all these contextual issues around this,
that you're going to come up now, because of the contents of
the briefing.
I was just sitting in a dinner last night I was telling him
commercial break and there was a couple from Israel whose parents
had survived the Holocaust. And I'm just thinking of how they
would have heard
you believe this I've never heard anything like this in my
life,
what Sean Spicer said and reference these horrendous gas
chambers, which so many men, women and children were killed.
The children has Holocaust center saying Hitler
didn't do it to his own people. In fact, I
can't handle anymore. You're done.
Are you done? Just the way that means? They've got a 24 hour
news cycle. They can't they have to fill it with this stuff.
Well, I have a few more.
I talked to off camera. Remember that and we talked about this at
the dinner we went to and there's a couple. What is it?
This is not reporting anything?
Well, here's how CBS brought the news flash. The
backlash against Spicer was swift and harsh. In a statement,
the Anne Frank Center said Spicer's comments were the most
evil slur upon a group of people heard at the White House, the
most
evil splurge on most
evil. I would like to see who they were who said that. That
was CBS CBS no no who said who made the
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry. Do they
tell you? I don't remember I can made the clip I don't remember.
Well they did say it in the clip they said the Hollywood the Dan
Frank Center. Oh I'm sorry they ever named anybody
Oh, no, no, it's no it's a different one. Yes, this is
important friend for a reason. Hold on
the backlash against Spicer was swift and harsh and a statement
the Anne Frank Center said Spicer's comments were
and Frank Center now there's two hand Frank centers it didn't say
don't think given name, the most evil
slur upon a group of people ever heard from someone at the White
House.
But I can get you the name because the Uber Jew lawyer Alan
Dershowitz was on with the overnight legend over there the
CN NS and he was he was quite angry about all of this is
particularly this and Frank Center dude.
Alan, I want to get your perspective on this because
Stephen Goldstein who's executive director of the Steven
Gould statement escaping G. He said on Passover Nola Sean
Spicer is engaged in Holocaust denial, the most offensive form
of fake news imaginable by denying Hitler gas millions of
Jews to death, said Executive Director of the Center. Stephen
Golson in the statement, Spicer statement is the most evil slur
upon a group of people we have ever heard from a White House
press secretary. He was engaging in Holocaust denial.
No. And of course with this guy who claims to be the head of the
Frank Center, who's a total phony. There's no such thing.
It's it's a minor institution that
has no credibility. It's probably the same guy from the
Syrian Observatory
within the Jewish community. He's constantly trying to get
headlines by overblowing everything.
What happened here is the guy screwed up and he apologized.
Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Dershowitz. So now we know a
little bit about that guy.
I think is more interesting, that most interesting thing
about that clip was that how much reporting does it take to
know what Dershowitz said? The guy's a phony. He's trying to
get publicity and you're giving him publicity?
Well, BBC continues to give the Syrian Observatory publicity.
Yes, same thing. I agree. So at how much dirt? How much work do
you have to do bringing it back to my early clip of from World
War One,
the CPI was very busy doing this. The CPI?
How much work does it take? When you start quoting people to find
out that they're a phony baloney operation when some guys trying
to get publicity and you're giving it to him? Well, how much
work do you think it has to
take? Not a lot all you have to do is actually show up not a
lot. Invite your guests on, ask them questions and hope they say
so. Rachel Maddow took a different tack. She needed
something we do which I am a little mad. She's encroaching on
our turf,
the same way that a shot is doing
a shot. That's one of his attempts today to say, Bashar Al
Assad. That was one of his tries. Here's another try. No,
I don't see a future Syria that has the Sinaloa Shar has
I have to say, if I if I had caught that one, then I would
have played it too as a funny joke. Besides
giving, I should if Rachel was here, she'd get clipped for the
day. She's not
but she's on standby in case I keel over.
His name is Bashar Al Assad. The White House spokesman later went
on CNN still couldn't manage even that part of it. Still.
There's no way that I can see a stable and peaceful Syria with
Bashar Al Assad in charge. For sure. Al Assad. I know you've
mispronounced his name a few times.
But it's for sure. So I put the broth clip right after that.
Bashar Al Assir was the was the attempt they're talking is hard.
Everybody gets tripped up sometimes.
Yeah. Thanks, gerbils. All right, two more on this little
block because then we really came out. Also, this started on
the on the Don Lemon overnight sensation show the guy is from
the route which I think is an NBC property as a blog,
primarily black American blog. And this is Jason Johnson, who
took this to its natural conclusion Alright, look,
inaccurate, of course insensitive by anybody's
likes, I thought it was Don Lemon. It's Cuomo also
violates this rule about comparing things to the
Holocaust to mean simply, merely terrible.
Everyone gets in trouble when they use a Hitler analogy.
Everybody gets it and it's
whoa, hold on a second. When you use the Hitler analogy,
everybody gets in trouble unless you're a prostitute. I guess.
How many times have we heard Donald Trump is Hitler? Yeah, in
the mainstream media mastery, mainstream media these very same
people have likened him to Hitler continuously,
specifically that seltzer water guy,
when they use a Hitler analogy everybody gets and it's been
happening more
and more frankly. So by you, thanks to you. It's a cheap
thing to do. Shouldn't be Oh, yes, then why do you do it all
true? Yeah. Now it comes to what does it mean, for Spicer? And in
this context? Is it a one off? Or do you believe it is a
symptom of something?
It's the office culture. You know, it's the office culture.
Remember, you had Ben Carson saying that slaves were
immigrants, right. They tried to defend that this is not the
first, the last, the second, the third or the fifth time that
this administration has shown insensitivity, whether it's from
an administration person or it's from Sean Spicer, I don't think
he's gonna get fired. I think the fact that he threw himself
on the sword after this is kind of novel. And I think that's
about him protecting himself because that he asked his boss,
he probably said, Hey, you don't want to apologize. We can just
move on. But I think this is about the office culture of this
administration. And unfortunately, it's not going to
change.
Ron Sean Spicer did apologize here on CNN. Show and look, we
all understand the perils of Sean Spicer's job speaking
extemporaneously every day in front of that huge press corps
is not for the faint of heart. But is this one in a different
category?
It is I look, I think that Job has been hard under any
president, it is especially difficult under this president
for the reasons we talked about in the last segment, which is
that he regularly says things that he simply cannot support
with with evidence and that you as the press secretary are
forced to kind of go out and in some cases defend what appears
to be indefensible.
And here's the thing. I've always thought the president can
pick who they want for their administration. But Steve Bannon
has a problem. He's a white nationalist, he sympathizes
white terrorist organizations. He's an anti Semite. I don't
think he had a role in this administration. But the idea is
that Trump's only unhappy because he's making him look bad
not because of the IDI not because of the ideology he
brings to the administration realities.
Is he going to go anywhere? Let's
see. Okay. We should note a couple of things that we've done
this we've already done this. We had our hitless we ever we've
been right on every one of them, and they've all gone away,
including, you know, Monica Crowley, Kellyanne Conway. Jeff
said Jeff Sessions that couldn't get rid of but Flynn Yes. These
two these the two that are right under the gun right now our
Banyan as I call him, we and companion and dense and sweaty
Sean. Yes. And we're gonna get rid of both of these guys. Then
they're just going to they're going to take the make a
mountain out of every molehill and whatever they do, they're
going to do I think you've proved it. This is a they're
just making a mountain out of a molehill. Although nobody
listens to CNN, we have to realize that much but still,
yes. And media does. The media does. Yes. And
it's really ingenious. In that people I know who are friends of
mine who are big Trump supporters. That texted me
Spicer's gotta go This guy sucks. He's gotta go. Yeah, I'm
looking at you dude named Ben. And yeah, so they're actually
playing right into their hand spices. You know what the
problem is? Pfizer is it's real simple. This is why to get guys
like in the Obama administration, Obama himself of
course president and Josh Earnest. Taking all those long
pauses Oh, to say something that won't get him in.
Yeah. We're unbelievably under unbelievable.
Kearney needed time to collect his words and thoughts so he did
not Gaff. That's exactly it. By the way. Thank you for zero.
Everyone who was reporting on the Anne Frank Center did not
speak to the Anne Frank Center guy himself. They just read his
tweet. I got the tweet right here. Yeah, read it must fire
here. At POTUS at real Donald Trump must fire Sean Spicer now
for engaging in Holocaust denial. Our statement below
hashtag anti semitism hashtag never again. Breaking news. Sean
Spicer denies Hitler gassed Jews during the Holocaust, Mr.
President fire Sean Spicer now. And then it goes on Ba ba ba
ba ba we never we there's no evidence of any of this.
Actually,
this is interesting. They all took his press release. In his
afternoon press briefing, Sean Spicer invoked Adolf Hitler, in
describing Syrian President Assad Spicer said quote, even
Hitler didn't sink to using chemical weapons on quote,
reaction of Stephen Goldstein, Executive Director of the Anne
Frank Center for Mutual respect colon, quote, on Passover no
less. Sean Spicer has engaged in Holocaust denial. Remember,
that's what Cuomo said verbatim, as if he made it up. The most
offensive form of fake news imaginable. Sean Spicer has
engaged in Holocaust denial by denying Hitler gas millions of
Jews to death Spicer statement is the most evil slur upon a
group of people we have ever heard from a White House Press
Secretary Sean Spicer now lacks the integrity to serve as White
House Press Secretary and President Trump must fire him at
once. Hashtag anti semitism hashtag never again. last clip
in the block let's say Hear from
will be free. Before we go any further, I want to mention
something that people, I don't think generally know. And it
relates again to the earlier clip, and it relates to that
press release, you just read, which is the same thing that
they said on CNN who word for word. It's not plagiarism, or
considered plagiarism, when you're taking a press release
and, and kind of recycling it, mostly verbatim. Okay. And so
you run into this when you that's why it's the easiest way
to find everyone who's gotten the press releases, you could
take that little, that little quote at the end, where it says,
is disgraceful, whatever that that nasty comment was, worst
thing ever come out of the White House, and just take a snippet
of that, put it in Google, and you'll find like, 10 or 20,000
versions of it all over the place, quoting that guy,
obviously, because they're out to get got to get Spicer and and
they'll have buy lines. And it's just like, this is a horrible
situation that we're in anyway. Well,
but this fits all into into the opening of the show. This is the
MPL version of the CPI. Right, yeah, this is our version. But
let's listen to one last one again, this guy Jason Johnson,
now he's on MSNBC, he's at home base. So he feels he can really
let her rip.
The Trump supporters are really split. I mean, you have his far
right. And all right, and sort of neo Nazi supporters who said
this is terrible. And he's getting into the sort of global
cop thing that he wouldn't do.
You would Lobo cough is good glow. I would play that again.
Globo cop,
the Trump supporters are really split. I mean, you have his far
right. And all right, and sort of neo Nazi supporters who said,
This is terrible. And he's getting into the sort of global
cop thing that he wouldn't do. You have some mainline
Republicans who think it's great. I've always had a problem
with Steve Bannon, I think the president should be able to pick
who they want. But he's a white nationalist, he sympathizes with
white nationalist terrorists. He's a bigot. And I don't think
that has a healthy role. And anyone who's going to be
president united states, regardless if he won the popular
vote or not, I think even if Steve Bannon were to leave
tomorrow, if he were to pack up his bags and go back to
Breitbart or wherever else it is that all right people go on
their spare time. I don't think it would fundamentally change
some of the attitudes, we're still going to have a president
who wants a travel ban, you're still going to have a president
who ignores attacks on Muslim Americans and African American
citizens by white nationalist. So Steve Bannon is a symbol, but
I don't think he changes the office culture, even if he
somehow was removed from that position.
All right, Jason Johnson, Tim Cook.
I love how he says all that and the host just goes. All right,
Jason Johnson. Thanks. Great, great little wrap. That was
great, man. Well, no mater broadcast. Yes. Well, that was
great. You just called everyone that fucking Jew hater. That was
great. Awesome. Up next.
So play my Bannon clip and see if it matches. It fits in with
what you're doing there.
The President's chief strategist, Steve Bannon took a
seat in the front row of Mr. Trump's news conference today.
But Sources close to the President say abandons role and
Mr. Trump's inner circle is in jeopardy.
There's a new political order that's that's being formed out
of this clashes with Jared
Kushner, the president's son in law and senior adviser have
angered Mr. Trump, as was evident in an interview
yesterday with the New York Post. Steve is a good guy, but I
told them to straighten it out or I will the President said
after ordering abandoned Kushner truce late last week. The
President also tried to minimize bannings influence. I like
Steve, but you have to remember he was not involved in my
campaign until very late. Mr. Trump said I had already beaten
all the senators and all the governors. And I didn't know
Steve. I'm my own strategist.
And where was that from? Who made that? Oh, CBS.
CBS does a really good job. And I have a course or a partner
coming up on nice, showing nothing but to me fake news. And
I think this was fake news to the day. It's a concerted effort
by all big media companies. They want their I don't know what it
is why they they hate these guys so much. But once they take a
dislike to you are pretty
You're done. You're done. You're toast that MTV still doesn't
talk to me.
That's right. They wouldn't even invite you to their anniversary
ever. Nothing big.
Nothing. I'm happy to be in the MTV alumni Facebook group.
I'm surprised you weren't booted. Oh, well, it's only just
a matter of time.
I know. I'm very quiet, very quiet.
The what's the what's the big meaty the big media takes a
dislike to you. I mean, all we're doing on our show is just
kind of like pointing it out. But once they take a dislike to
you at that level, if you're in amongst them, you're you're
never you never gained favorite. You have to do all kinds of
penance. That is just strange. You got to completely disappear
and then come back and beg for mercy. And, you know,
there's a lot there's a lot to review here but here and I have
a couple of Syria clips I'd like to get in before the break. Make
just some general stuff about the attack. To me, I mean, I'm
still thinking this was a grand scheme a great setup. We know
that part of it was trying to get sweaty Shan to discredit
Putin. A lot of that just a lot. And we had Rex Tillerson and a
meeting with Putin made him wait. Oh, man, the CONUS hmm.
And Rex?
Well, there was a there was a rumor that first came up, which
was he was that Putin didn't want to meet with him. And but I
don't know, who know who the hell knows. Obvious though. That
was nonsense. I think there was just these are, they're just
putting false information into this into the string. We don't
even know if the delay was much of anything. You know, if
we, if we really look at everything that that based on
this one thing Trump is I think he's actually, you know, there's
a lot of interesting stuff he has gone. We know, and we
discussed this during the debates, the way he negotiates,
he said, I want everything. That was actually pretty good voice.
And then everyone gets pissed off and mad and all emotional.
And then he says, well take 60% And I'll take 55. Okay, I'll
take 53 This is how you negotiate. So going all the way
with everything. Janet Yellen. I'm not going to reelect her.
Well, maybe I'll let her stay on. I'll see how it's going.
What else do we have? We have? No, seriously, seriously, yeah,
I have noticed this is real. This is very, this is what gives
him the reputation of being a liar. Like,
yes, well, correct. That but you know what? I've negotiated with
some really good negotiators. And all I felt was man, I fucked
me. Like, I didn't think about the lying part. I didn't lie
enough myself. Who gives a crap? This is the guy to lie. If you
want someone who's really NATO, bass screw NATO. We're not gonna
do anything. They're obsolete. No way. It's never gonna happen.
Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye, bye. I'll start with that. Actually. Here
he is with Jens Stoltenberg, the Secretary
General and I agree that other member nations must satisfy
their responsibility to contribute 2% of GDP to defense.
If other countries pay their fair share, instead of relying
on the United States to make up the difference. We will all be
much more secure. And our partnership will be made that
much stronger. The Secretary General and I had a productive
discussion about what more NATO can do in the fight against
terrorism. I complained about that a long time ago, and they
made a change. And now they do fight tears. I said it was
obsolete. It's no longer absolute. It's my height that
NATO will take on an increased role in supporting our Iraqi
partners in their battle against ISIS.
And when he said that Jen Stoltenberg who's the was a
general supreme leader, commander of NATO.
His the Secretary General, yeah, his
face lit up. He was he could not stop
all the money. Now it could be I now you introduce a clip that I
have to take a sidetrack on because this is my take down of
CBS. Let's do it. That clip was was key to this report, which is
very interesting. This is the report from CBS. This is the
clip is called take down one awkward moment.
There was an awkward moment today in the news conference
with the NATO Secretary General when Mr. Trump claimed that NATO
was fighting terrorism only after Mr. Trump's recent
complaints. They made a change, the president said now they do
fight terrorism. Well, Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg
responded with a history lesson, reminding Mr. Trump of NATO's 16
years fighting al Qaeda and the Taliban in Afghanistan at a cost
the Secretary General said of more than 1000 lives.
All right now he presents this as So as though Trump is making
this comments that you just played. That clip that you just
played was what they're talking about. And then the he got a
history lesson, because he's full of crap about them changing
course, and fighting terrorism and all the rest of it. So I
went to listen to what he said, Because this didn't sound quite
right, because I don't imagine somebody turning on Trump and
giving him a history lesson and shaking their finger at him, as
it was implied in this in that clip by Scott Kelly, who had no
backup clips to prove any of it. Of course not. So now here's the
part about this is the part two, this is the Stoltenberg
discussing, they're helping them the United States in
Afghanistan. And it wasn't about terrorism. He never mentioned
the word terrorism. Nothing about terrorism whatsoever. It
was about helping us during our moment of need after 911. And it
was very calm and and very passive. And in a funny way, it
wasn't a history lesson. It was part of the two of these guys
giving their long lectures as long boring lectures at the
podiums. So let's listen to this. And this is what Pelley is
calling a history lesson, reminding him we've always been
fighting terrorism
predictable world, it is important to have friends and
allies, and in NATO, America has the best friends and the best
allies in the world. Together, we represent half of the world's
economic and military power. No other superpower has ever had
such a strategic advantage. This makes the United States stronger
and safer. We saw that after the 911 attacks on the United
States. That was the first time NATO invoked our Article Five
the collective defense close allies sent AWACS surveillance
planes to help patrol American skies. And we launched NATO's
biggest military operation ever in Afghanistan. Hundreds of
1000s of Europeans and Canadians soldiers have served shoulder to
shoulder with American troops, more than 1000 have paid the
ultimate price. Earlier today, I laid a wreath at Arlington
National Cemetery in tribute to the fallen.
Now this was a recording appellee the lecture. Thank you.
It was a kind of a camaraderie speech. It had nothing to do
with terrorism or what Pelle said. And then the backlog.
Together, we all hang together. We're all on each other's back.
Yeah,
we're all good buddies. But you listen to Pelle. Now is he just
like shaking his finger at him? No, not at all. And to kind of
backup that this into the takedown NATO, part three, where
where he actually mentions that, yes, Trump has kind of turned us
on to this terrorism thing. And maybe we're gonna we're gonna do
a better job of fighting it part one,
support the coalition with training for Iraqi forces in the
fight against terrorists and more intelligence sharing. And
you are right, we have established a new division for
intelligence, which enhances our ability to fight terrorism and
discord, the CPI working together in the Alliance to
fight terrorism in an even more effective way. Yeah, that's your
right. He says, yes, you're right. This, get to waste. Pelle
presented it. That way. Pelle presented it was fake news. And
let's play part four, where he again reiterates the fact that
Trump and then the NATO is now kind of focusing a little more
on terrorism.
But we agreed today, you and I that NATO can and must do more
and the global fight against terrorism. In the fight against
terrorism, training, local forces is one of the best
weapons we have. NATO has the experience, the expertise and
the staying power to make a real difference.
Well, sounds like how does that you got the right back read to
him?
How does that even remotely resemble what Pelle claimed?
This is kind of like the way the web works. You read the
headline, okay. Hey, did you see that? Hey, do you see what Pelle
said? As crazy? And yes, people don't care is we're headline
readers.
I wonder whether Pelle knew that he was delivering fake news
he probably never even saw the package
Well, there was no package it was just as read it was just a
straight read right off the prompter.
There you go. So he was reading it. Yeah, he had no idea. Oh,
cheese. As an aside, surprise, surprise. It's show day. The US
military dropped a Moab 21 and a half 1000 pound bomb in
Afghanistan. Target was an ISIS tunnel and cave complex.
Wow. harkens back to 2002
I think 2000 Yeah. 2001 2002 Yeah, another fractal.
Yeah member they were here's a funny thing. Do you remember
when this when the after the 911 attacks. There was a all these
magazines time and they had they had these pictures that they I
wish I could somebody must have kept some of these drawings of
the underground tunnels and they had like factories underground.
On the shipping departments, their bomb manufacturing places
they had underground airports for all practical purposes
you're looking at this go holy crap. And they were there was a
lot to talk about Buster of all that there too deep to blow up.
You can't hit him with anything. They were gonna
smoke them out. We're gonna smoke them out, smoke them out,
smoke them out.
It was unbelievable the bull crap.
Here we are again. Interesting, I think yet again. You watch I
think Trump is going to be he's going to be heralded for this.
Remember that Americans were blood thirsty man. Even the
Democrats, your seats dimensions all dimensions were
bloodthirsty.
Now, maybe we should take a break because I do want to get
into the idea which Deutsche Vela actually mentions, and also
our TRT obviously, that the whole thing, this whole thing
with the attack this crappy attack on Syria that did didn't
even damage the runways, but they sent 60 missiles 59 that
actually took off.
You know, that's disputable. I'll wait until after the break
if you want, but
it was disputable. It was 59 missiles
and all 59 made their target.
Yeah, you ever see the map that? Did they show the overhead map
of what were they to hit? And there's like they only show
about six places. Bombed here.
Do you want to hear my proof? Do you want to hear my proof?
So you think of all 59 got to hit the target? No, I
don't say I think that I think that that is what the President
says. Now you told me and I was surprised you said it was 60.
But one rolled off the boat.
It went it was a dud. He went off and didn't take Washington
degree.
Oh, shoot, man.
Oh, where did it go? And it's over there. It's over on the
side. Well, let's get away from in case of blows.
I was sitting at the table. We had finished dinner. We're now
having dessert.
Now he's talking about when he had when he gave the order. He
was at Mar a Lago with the Chinese president who's pronoun
Z. I'm reliably informed. And they were having a beautiful,
beautiful chocolate cake. This guy loves food. Let me tell you
that I was
sitting you think we had finished dinner? We're now
having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of
chocolate cake that you've ever seen yummy.
Chocolate Cake imaginable. This was the best chocolate cake. You
could anyone could have.
I was eating. I'm making chocolate cake. Great. Again. I
don't care what you say
President Xi was enjoying it. And I was given the message from
the generals that the chips are locked and loaded. What do you
do? And we made a determination to do it. So the missiles were
on the way. And I said Mr. President, let me explain
something to you. This is during Desert. We've just fired 59
missiles. All of which, by the way, unbelievable. From 100
miles away.
Okay, okay, you when
it does get a little better if you're interested in the
restaurant, no
play on yes, we're hit
unmanned.
It's so incredible. It's brilliant. It's genius. Our
technology our equipment was better than anybody it by a
factor of five. I mean, we have in terms of analogy
factor of five or 500% Better than you I don't care, our
technology. Our technology of killing people is
the best nobody can even come close to competing. You want to
kill somebody call us now. We're gonna start getting it. Because
you know, the military has been cut back and depleted so badly.
This is so dumb. He should not do this. Well advice, Mr.
President, don't try to slip in all your little talking points
all the time. Because it sounds dumb. Oh, this is great. But
we're gonna get competition because
getting it. Roll it back to eat. You can't go You're right. I
think that's a huge mistake that there was a tactical error. You
can't go and we're the best at this. We're the best that there
were 5x better than anybody else. But we suck. Yeah,
exactly. He can even Does that make sense? Well, no, it's Dum
Dum Dum ology
nobody can even come close to competing now we're going to
start getting it because, you know, the military has been cut
back and depleted so badly by the past administration and by
the war in Iraq, which was another disaster. So what
happens is I said we've just launched 50 I think he
uses that kind of shit. And I call it that as a thinking
space. Yeah, because he said this so many times and you know
how this works. This is why we say dumb things as well. You
know fact of the matter end of the day, of course, all these
things, I'm sure
break the habit. He does nothing he you that he has the wrong
people
around him curry to vorak for the White House nine
missiles. Heading to Iraq blue, headed to Syria.
Now, this was the mother of all fuck ups. I'm sorry, I'm cursing
it's the Tourette's. I'll stop. Listen to what he says here.
This is really bad. had missiles. back a little bit
more. I'm sorry. Here we go.
As I said, we've just launched 59. Missiles. Heading to Iraq.
Blue, headed to Syria. Yes.
Okay. Does the truth want to come out? Remember, we know
there's an incredible buildup of troops in Kuwait City right now?
Do you think that he means Iraq that he that we're
about this for an idea? We've heard all the analysis of the
view only 24 missiles made it, maybe the other 20? You know, 25
were sent to
Iraq. Very possible. Very possible. These were the duds,
the lab
35 and B 35. And my numbers are running 24 to Syria to blow up a
few things around the airport and then 35 to blow up who knows
what in Iraq? Nobody's going to report on it, because there's no
reporting at all going on.
Happens. As I said, we've just launched 59 missiles, heading to
Iraq,
blue, headed to Syria. Yes. Thanks, Maria,
heading toward Syria. And I want you to know that because I
didn't want him to go home. We're almost finished while
you're here, that little NLP thing there. I want you to know
that what does he want us to know, Iraq or Syria?
So he said that he was saying that that's what he said to the
Chinese guy.
And I want you to got it because I didn't want him to go home.
We're almost finished was a full day in Palm Beach. We're almost
finished.
We went shopping. We had facials.
And I mean, what does he do for dessert and go home? And then
they say, you know the guy you just had dinner with just a
tech. How did he react? So he paused for 10 seconds. And then
he asked the interpreter to please say it again. I didn't
think that was a good sign.
In other words, it was what
I think I think that's exactly what happened. Because like,
what, what did he just say?
bump it up? 10 seconds. And then he asked the interpreter to
please say it again. I didn't think that was a good sign. And
he said to me, anybody that uses gases, you could almost say or
anything else. But anybody that was so brutal and uses gases to
do that to young children.
Children, babies, babies, babies, babies,
it's okay. He agreed he was okay with it.
He was okay with it. fabulous piece of work. I think Maria
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me. We go out we had people in the mouth
so let's listen to a couple of things from RT which is their
take on the gas attacks and all the rest of it. Have two clips
and then a follow up clip. Which kind of confirms what RT says
and that follow up clip comes from Dora Geobella long as you
get out of the United States out of our news,
you get some different news, don't ya?
Get different news. Let's play gas attack untold stories. These
are stories that warrant disgust by the mainstream media in this
country. Our keynote house has
also released a declassified report on the deadly chemical
attack. It blames Damascus for orchestrating the assault and
accuses Moscow of covering up for the Syrian government.
However, the four page document says the US cannot cannot
publicly release all available intelligence information used to
make the assessment while relying on quote, open source
accounts and broadcasted local videos. The report comes as the
United Nations says a joint investigation by the UN and the
Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons will only
begin after the chemical weapons watchdog confirms and attack
took place.
The fact finding mission of the OPC W. began looking into the
incidents into the incidents that we rific incidents that we
saw they are going on their work the way this works is that once
they're able to confirm that there have been the use of
chemical weapons than the joint un OPC W Joint Investigative
Mechanism kicks in.
Now, when's the last time our mainstream media even discussed
the OPC W, which is the linchpin for the whole gassing of
anything.
Never, never, never, never,
but it's played part to
Moscow was also stressed the importance of the UN probe into
the attack. A former Pentagon official, Michael Maloof has
questioned the report released by the White House as it fails
to show what information actually supports the
assessment.
Don't need assessment. It's based upon they say,
intelligence. But we but once again, the intelligence remain
itself remains classified. And we have no idea what the
certainty of that information is, or what the sourcing of it
is. It just reminds me all over again of 2003 When I was at the
Pentagon, and we heard then CIA director, George Tenet telling
President Bush it's the evidence was a slam dunk about Iraq's
WMD. And of course, there's politics behind all of these
assessments right now. And we've seen this because we have, we
have the Deep State or the intelligence community really
having a an axe to grind against Russia, and it has reignited the
whole notion of an overthrow and where President Trump himself
made the statement, no, no, no regime change during the
campaign, just to make sure
earlier, we spoke to Lawrence Wilkerson, former chief of staff
to US Secretary of State Colin Powell, in 2003, he was
responsible for reviewing CIA information used to prepare
Powell for his Security Council speech on Iraq's weapons of mass
destruction. Mr. Wilson told us he believes the US assessment on
the alleged Idlib chemical attack is simply politically
motivated.
Government has jumped to conclusions with regard to the
provenance of that particular attack. And let me add that I
think I know their motivation for having done so it was
domestic. They wanted to get to the whole Russia issue, if you
will, off the domestic agenda. And they succeeded majorly in
doing that.
Yes, absolutely. And this really doesn't harken back to 2003.
This harkens back to Bill Clinton with the Monica Lewinsky
scandal. He pushed that down to what was on the level of
importance by bombing Serbia or Saturday starting that war in
the Balkans what you do and so this is an old playbook in fact,
a Putin said something too that
I have here I have it here I have it here was an insurance
company.
Would you like me to do the voice because I can speak
Russian these days, so I'll do that. There was no translator
but they had subtitles. Because this is the same. It's boring
ladies. We have all seen this before this like with Iraq with
a many chemical weapons of mass destruction. We have seen this
before.
That's what he said. Yeah, he did very poorly done. But but
that you but Putin could have been funnier. But he said this
is the old script. Now I have this DWT, a kicker to the idea
that the attack was to change the topic rather than to have
anything to do with anything. And this. This is Deutsche Vela,
and this is just listening to them, you can see that the topic
has been changed.
Well, it's certainly not great, especially considering this
bromance that that Maya mentioned. Trump mania is
certainly over. And yesterday Putin said that the level of
trust with the Obama administration was much higher
than with the Trump administration. So pretty harsh
words there. But the message that that was kind of brought
across, that came across today was kind of one of really
emphasizing communication, keeping dialogue, open bridging
differences. So we'll see what happens. The interesting fact as
well this week is that there's going to be a meeting towards
the end of the week between the Russian Foreign Minister, the
Syrian Foreign Minister and the Iranian foreign minister. So
that's kind of defying the ultimatum that Tillerson set
between deciding between Russia's allies there and the
West. So we'll see whether that kind of worsens the tensions.
And there was another piece of this, which was China. I mean,
come on. It's so obvious China, and then North Korea, and Trump
is is on a tear, he knows what he's doing. I'm telling you, he
knows what he's doing. You may not like it, you may not like
him. At all.
Tillerson, I also you know, who's playing this game? He else
it is the worst were the worst relations ever. Now, I'm
wondering if when he had his two hour meeting with Putin that was
completely private, I guess was simpler a translator, I suppose.
Whether or not they talked about this and saying, Oh, here's what
we have to do. We're in deep trouble for being like, you
know, trying to hook up with you guys and maybe make a peaceful
world because the public doesn't like it. The media doesn't like
it, nobody likes it, and it just hounding us and makes it look
like it's not working. This is not working. We have to do a
kind of a strategy. That's that's a distraction of the week
when you said,
this is not exactly what I said on the last show. Yeah,
okay. But this is just proof. You are just surmising I'm from
the future. What
are you talking about? Yeah, well, but all of that all of
that that you just said was preceded by your bros of listen
up for their bromance.
I'm sure Tillerson was talking to punishes Don't worry. Don't
worry, Mr. Trump, and you can still have sex, but it will be
sometime probably after this blows over. Oh, no.
He says Don't worry. Don't worry. You get to lay your pipe.
Big boy. That's what it was. Don't worry. Your pipeline is
good. You're good to go. No worries. The you just take it.
Yes, exactly. That's probably exactly what went on. Because
there is and then they come out with this dour face and then
laugh off laugh off is one of those guys who wears this is
emotions on his shoulder and he's not. And he didn't see
seemed like he was accident. The
phrase on his sleeve. Yes. Another phrase from the shades
another phrase from the chaise? Where does that he wears his
emotions on his sleeves, sleeve or sleeves.
Where does that come from?
And who knows that's another dumb phrase. We were gonna have
a book out on this. Well, we
won't do anything until someone gives us a phrase from the
chaise jingle. That's the only way things that's when waiting
phrase from the chaise people. Come on. We need it. I do want
to just little
I'm just going to finish with this as this whole thing is is
is it's just bullcrap. I have
Tillerson, I said you said it. Well, it's not bullcrap. It's
it's finely tuned bull crap. intentive. Look, other Democrats
were saying, oh, Trump's not that bad. Okay, he did some
good. Yeah,
the Democrats are idiot. He's back. He's global
global cop again. Good. We like that. That's what we want. We
want to have. We want to have nice, nice nations, no borders,
all of that. Here's a Tillerson on Face the press or meet the
nation, whatever that show is called.
Is it a priority of US policy to get him out of power?
Our priority in Syria? John really hasn't changed. I think
the President's been quite clear. But first and foremost,
we must defeat ISIS. And I would say that the the military
progress both in Syria and in Iraq has been remarkable. Since
President Trump's inauguration. Continued to liberate areas, we
are making tremendous progress in liberating Mosul in Iraq,
working with coalition forces, and working with allies. And
we're moving to two position to liberate Raka. To continue to
contain ISIS and the threat that ISIS really does present to the
homeland and to other homelands of allies around the world.
So in terms of President Assad, you had said that there has been
no change in policy as a result of this attack. So it is still
true, then that his fate is to be determined, as you said
previously, by the Syrian people.
Yes, John, I think, you know, obviously, the United States own
founding principles or self determination. And I think what
the United States and our allies want to do is to enable the
Syrian people to make that determination. What violent
regime change looks like and, and the kind of chaos that can
be unleashed and indeed the kind of, of misery that it enacts on
its own people. Well, I think what we're hopeful is through
this Syrian process working with a coalition members working with
the UN and in particular working through the Geneva process, that
we can navigate a political outcome in which the Syrian
people, in fact, will determine Bashar Al Assad's and his
legitimacy. I think the question of, of how his criminal actions
and are dealt with is something that will be part of that
process.
I'm going to say it right now. He's a dead man. He's a dead man
and the Russians are going to kill him. We may not know that
Bashir. Bashar Al. Yeah, but she also said, he's a dead man, I
would have to say, yes, you're right. He's a dead man. And
Russians don't have to kill him. And they'll it'll be some it'll
be I think it would be a fake terrorist. Bomber guy with a
vest on or something blows up the office and kills him. Now it
probably won't kill him. They have to come in and shoot him in
the head but they won't be part of the story.
Now Lindsay gray him
going back. Maybe that to our discussion was about how are we
going to kill this guy? That's a kind of cold bloodedness. We're
talking about what some of these do
we use the umbrella with the pin or what do we do the breaker?
The Breaker we use the breaker we
can get close to the pricker won't kill you, right? Although
I guess you know, it's gonna get you late
or you get sick. For us. It's very, very effective. Lindsey
Graham heard all this and thought something really
different. He thought
ISIS over Assad, both Secretary Tillerson and Ambassador Haley
have indicated ISIS is still the priority. Let's say you Senator,
I think ISIS should be Germany and Assad should be Japan like
World War two analogies here. Alex accelerate the demise of
ISIL their direct threat to the homeland Assad's not. But I've
never been more encouraged by the Trump administration than I
am today. Ambassador Haley just said on your program, you will
never end the war with Assad in power. So that means regime
change is now the policy of the Trump administration. That's at
least what I've heard. So you need more American troops to x
accelerate the demise of ISIL. We're relying too much on the
Kurds more American forces five or 6000 were to try regional
fighters to destroy ISIL safe haven quickly so people can
regroup inside of Syria, then you train the opposition to go
after Assad. That's how he's taken out by his own people with
our efforts and you tell the Russians if you continue to bomb
the people we train will shoot you down.
I think that's exactly the plan. That's exactly the plan. They're
gonna they're gonna train some rebels John, like you just said
and they're gonna take him to rebels will take him out. The
rebels will take him out. And then Russia will be like, okay,
no fly zone fine. We're gonna start building that pipeline.
That's when you watch. The no fly zone will be nowhere near
homes or Aleppo. Aleppo homes, think homeplace homes above
Aleppo, Aleppo, both homes and I can't remember
you to remember I think homes is higher. Maybe not. Well, no,
maybe I can well, there will be no that your map oh, gosh,
you're right. I'm what am I have a
big giant map in front of us at all times. Huge head of Woodrow
Wilson.
It's my big map as of Syria is on the wall. Let me take a look
for you. Here we go to the Googles. And we have to zoom in
home. This Lindsey Graham guy just bothers me to no end. Yeah,
Aleppo
was higher. But wait, no, no, it has to be it. No, it's homes
because it would go through homes to the port in Tartus. I
think that's how they wanted to unless they wanted to bring it
all the way up north. But I doubt that. So I'm pretty sure
it's supposed to go straight,
straight should use the some it's usually available
disinformation, various websites that don't they're not
political. They talk about where these pipelines are.
There were some other news about Lindsey Graham. That was very
gay. No, but he Well, kind of listen to this. This is a
Supreme Court justice. Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Let's hope members of Congress, the members that Allegheny
College has already heard Vice President Joe Biden and Senator
John McCain, the women of the Senate, Senators Dianne
Feinstein and Lindsey Graham.
Nice.
Yeah, I don't know if you can, I could barely hear that. But I
did catch the punch line to the women of the Senate, including
Dianne Feinstein and Lindsey Graham pushing, you know, I
think this woman is so see now, this Ginsburg, that she saw the
name Lindsey and assumed it was a woman
now I must confess to something. I gotta confess, I have made a
very similar mistake. And I wish I could I actually looked for
this. This is really bad. I was interviewing Fleetwood Mac was
in the studio one time, and there wasn't a complete reunion.
But it was that was there was Mick Fleetwood, it was just Mick
Fleetwood right. He had a he had some song out, which was a crazy
drum song, of course. And I said, Hey, you guys ever gonna
get get back to get back together? And what did the girls
think? You know, like grit, you know, like, Lindsey and
Christine McVie? Anyone, really, because of course, Lindsey
Buckingham, is a guy and I did the exact same thing. But I'm
not see recovery. I'm not senile. I thought that was just
a great piece.
It was very funny.
Very, very embarrassing. Say that. Okay. I had one more than
I do. I'll
leave. Well, before we get out that topic. If you have one last
thing, which is the is the Major Garrett rap is a rap with it
with a zinger.
The President said today the world is nasty and a mess. He
could have been describing turmoil here at the White House.
Nevertheless, Scott, the President remains confident
declaring by the time he is finished, the world will be a
better place.
So they like this, they'll they'll talk about something
like the mess. Well, it's a mess of the White House, you know,
this rumored big battle going on? And then they then they
ridicule him with with the compliment. The CBA guys can do
this and they do it. Well, they ridicule you with a comment with
a calm compliment.
Yes. Just sticking with this Maria Bartiromo interview on Fox
Business was pretty good. And of course, we had some more
messages going out now, particularly towards China. And
this I think this is another fabulous strategy. China, your
currency manipulators. Oh, well, no, I'm not going to call them
currency manipulator anymore. And I kind of, I don't know, if
they're still manipulating there, though. Everything seems
to be so broken there. I don't know if they're trying to keep
it up.
It appears that yes, that's what they're trying to do. It appears
as if the international currency traders are now responsible for
where that thing's sitting. And it's not really being
manipulated, like it was, I'd say five to 10 years ago.
In addition to that, like hey, you know, we're gonna make Putin
look bad here for a moment. Just that might be handy for you. I
don't know how you feel about that. Would you like some more
chocolate cake? Is it beautiful cake is there's babies in
yesterday ever. There's babies in this cake. It's so great.
It's like Baby, baby angel food, baby cake. So but good little
babies. Little babies, little babies. Oh, yeah. And hey, you
know, if you don't take care of North Korea, but we're gonna
take care of it. That's what that's what's gonna happen.
What are we doing right now in terms of North Korea?
You never know, do you? You never know what you're gonna do.
I don't know.
eautiful that is such a departure from anything I've
heard in my lifetime. I just don't know. You never know what
I'm gonna do
about the military. I'm not like Obama, where they talk about in
four months, we're writing. We're gonna hit mozal. And in
the meantime, they get ready and like you never saw look, but
they're still fighting. Mosa was supposed to last for a week. And
now they've been fighting it for many months, and so many more
people died. I don't want to talk about it. We are sending an
armada. Very powerful. We have said,
we're sending an armada. Very powerful.
Isn't to know what? This is costing millions of dollars to
do all this? Do you guys wasting our money?
No, I think he's I think he's doing a very smart thing. He's
saying, you know, when we are mobilizing, we're mobilizing
everybody. We got to Well, listen,
I don't want to talk about it. We are sending. We have
submarines.
We have submarines. What you say is we have we have submarines.
You don't actually have to send the submarines to say we've got
submarines. That's what I meant to
send anything. You just give them some B roll from the US
Department of propaganda in the Pentagon. And who knows these
chips should all be important. For all we know. Really? Yeah.
He
should have. He should have a DJ next to him. The president?
Yeah, I'll explain what I mean. Here we go.
We are sending an armada. We have submarines. Powerful, far
more powerful. In
fact, during this entire interview, it was a split screen
box on the left with the President talking box on the
right. With our beautiful missiles
than the aircraft carrier that I can tell you, and we have the
best military people on earth and I will say this, he is doing
the wrong thing.
Do you think he's mentally fit? I
don't know. I don't know. I don't know him. But he's doing
the wrong thing.
Now that was a good answer. You would never say that. So and now
China is making moves. They're moving troops toward the border.
They're no longer importing their coal
Yeah, I'll give him credit for that. Give him credit. I give
him credit as nobody else has gotten to China to China to do
crap. That's not true.
That's not true. The Dutch. The Dutch made China do crap. Oh
yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah,
this is news to me. This obviously does not make CBS.
You better believe it. This is why you listen to the no agenda
show. When I was spies from China arrived at Schiphol
airport yesterday in the Netherlands to spies and people
came out to see him panda fever
has gripped the Netherlands after two arrived at Schiphol
Airport on their way to a specially constructed enclosure
at a Dutch Zoo. Children wearing panda hats welcomed them and
waved bamboo branches the panda staple food, it's taken 16 years
of hard lobbying to obtain the animals who will be housed in a
zoo complex named panda Asia.
See you send us your spies, we lock them up and we ridicule
them and we throat we taught them with bamboo sticks.
It was a panda bears. Yes. So they got couple pandas that
actually takes a lot of work. Yeah. Chinese dole out those
pandas. Like they don't they don't better trade deal. And for
your Zoo, and everyone goes nuts when the things show up.
I know. Hey, once take a little ride.
Where are we going?
Are you ready? Oh, the alternate universe. John. Come on.
I'm gonna keep doing this first by the leg.
Here we go
Oh, god,
that was a tough one. Alicia brought the dog
on. queasy, queasy after that one.
All right. What do you got for me? Two ones.
I got Chris Matthews who cannot get off of the comparisons of
the Trump children to Saddam Hussein's children. But he has
another one that he's kind of
obsessed. He's obsessed. He's a madman. He's obsessed. Yeah,
he's
well he doesn't have any else he's he's mentioned which is now
coming back is comparison to the Romanovs. We've heard him say a
couple times. Now tell me about that. What do you know about the
Romanovs? You being a resident Romanovs? Yes.
I heard that a good recipe for spaghetti.
So with that good recipe for spaghetti. Here's Chris Matthews
on MSNBC.
Let's go to in on this question. It seems to me that there's
always an element of almost Romanoff absurdity, the Royal
Family absurdity with the Trumps now, it's like it is the
Romanovs. The real advice is to this President he's saying are
the family and they weren't elected. Anyways, it is a royal
family. Anyway, we're seeing this we know what happened to
the Romanovs anyway.
John, you say it again. Yeah. What
happened to the Romanovs John
went to Romanovs butchered by
they were all killed. Yes. They were killed by the people.
Yeah, they're killed during the revolution in Russia. Yeah.
Yeah. Here advisors
to this president. He's saying are the family and they weren't
elected. Anyways, it is a royal family. Anyway, we're seeing
this. We know what happened to the Romanovs. Anyway.
Oh, thanks, Chris.
Let's see what is he advocating the butchery of the American
precedent in the family is family family for elected
president by the West family first family first? How many
what? How many people in the White House are part of the
family? Well, because the Romanovs are big family.
are in the White House. Well extended families Jared Kushner
and Ivanka and there's what's her name? What's her name? Lee.
The Lady Melania.
Yeah, Milani and Baron. All right. That's it. Okay. Well,
okay. Let's go back. And then I know I've never heard a Romanov
reference to Obama, who was wouldn't defend me. Was it
Obama's household?
His wife, his, his wife's mother in law. His mother in law? Yes.
Pretty odd. His his and the two kids his handler Valerie
Jarrett.
Yeah, but she wasn't family but although she kind of lives in
their house now. Mine as well. Yeah. And lives in their house.
Okay. We can call her family we have per Obama. Michelle, the
two kids. And then the mother was five or six people by the
father
of the kids Scottie Pippen and Stevie Stevie Wonder they were
there. Now we go to the morning Joe's. You want to talk about
the alternate universe?
Yeah, these guys are out of control. And you're watching it
because I couldn't watch that show. I think they're losing
a lot of viewers. The relevance factor has just gone way down.
They brought in Tina Brown. What to Comment on
fanzine editor, whatever
you want her on for? Well, because she's New York elite.
Oh, she is New
York elite and she has a slight British accent. Wow. You really
had,
by the way I should. I saw that was pretty good. Wow. Yeah. I
get it. Yeah, I will.
Wow. You
really had quite a summit Hillary Clinton on stage.
Justin Trudeau talking. Justin Trudeau was great. And Hillary
was great.
The timeliness of what she said she would have done with the
side, just for Donald Trump did the same thing. Yeah, that was
really remarkable. She was so strong about bombing those
airfields in Syria. I mean, she felt she was like sending that
message out loud and clear. And I think that she was right about
the misogyny piece. I mean, she did talk about how when she left
the State Department, she had a 64% approval rating. But as soon
as she began to run for office, she was turning in, she was
turning to Typhoid Mary. And she actually said kind of funnily.
And it wasn't even fair for Typhoid Mary
always complained about Donald Trump being on the show, Hillary
Clinton, literally we could have gotten, we seriously could have
gotten John Lennon and Jesus on this show easier than we got
Hillary Clinton, I think, was the most buttoned up candidate
we've ever
tell Joe to shut up tells you to shut up that was impossible.
Be yourself.
Think, you know, here's the thing in the debates, she was
phenomenal. But in interview, she was always in a crack
position over those emails. You know, I don't think is that in
the end, it's so frustrating. I think it buttoned her up I think
I think they made a mistake not putting her on those shows. I
think it was a huge mistake of the campaign not to unbutton her
in that sense. position because she was constantly under attack
for the emails which was really really in the end when you look
back on it and saying
oh, when you look back as
always that way Hillary's never been forthcoming that's what
they said they had to humanize her Yeah, wow.
Actually, we can do this I got a cup we for some reason we'd like
to save to collect wows wow wow. Oh wow. That's really good. Oh,
wow. Wow, I am really high we got a lot of we could do a whole
Wow show.
The good we got to just get another three hours
of them here. All right, let's take I gotta get you ready. I
can't stand here too long it hurts. From hold on to the side
John. If you're gonna feel nauseous look at the ground and
the spinning will go away here we go first wow, wow was right
Mica. Oh, Rebecca,
these guys are nuts. You didn't get anything I noticed when we
were in the other dimension that you didn't have any view
material.
I didn't know there wasn't anything good enough. That's
that's the sad thing. You got to you got to work so hard to get
just a little bit. Just the team.
I have a little ask Adam action here. Okay. I'm gonna play a
theme.
Well, usually I do that right after right after the clip.
Okay, what's actually two two clips. This is a piece of clips.
Now I'm watching our local KQED restaurant review show. And
there was a Stanford professor that came on ba wasn't my
professor. No, it was just a vague Stanford professor like to
use flowery words. I mean, soon as I hear anyone say the word
succulent when they are referring
to a succulent it was a
trigger warning for me. It's like Oh, this guy's a douche
succulent. It's succulent and savory. You savory to what is
the there was a word he slipped into these two clips in there.
You're gonna hear the first one. He tried to figure out what it
is. But by the second I want you to identify this word. And I've
just it just, I don't know. It just makes my skin crawl my way.
Listen to this guy joke.
By the way, succulent, full of juice.
My wife got one of the best I've ever had in San Francisco, which
is the beef bourguignon, the beef burgundy, which was just
succulent pieces of meat, big pieces of potato and veg. And in
a sauce that tastes almost like you're just pouring a bottle of
wine right into the pot. Yeah, I
heard it. I heard it. I heard it. Oh my gosh.
Can you see that juice light again,
got one of the best dishes I've ever had in San Francisco which
the beef bourguignon, the beef burgundy, which was just
succulent pieces of meat, big pieces of potato and veg, and in
a sauce that tasted almost like you're just pouring a bottle
wine right into the pot. It was absolutely savory.
As clip two is the second clip trumping the entirety if you get
it you I think you've already identified the word but let's
hear it again. Trump in the entire
city it comes with a house soup entree which they decide for you
and then also a side salad some veg and also dessert
yeah
veg It'd be funny if veg comes with Van
Miss where you can easily mispronounce that which I think
is one of the things that makes me
Yeah, veg. Yeah gotcha
veg.
I got the joke.
I've heard that Stanford professor this was they say and
Stanford they
say veg veg. I wonder if he says sushi.
Oh yeah, we went I had some sushi. And then we went out for
a broad kind of some french fries in bed, but it was all
delish. It was delish, and succulent. I mean, come on, I'm
going to reintroduce succulent into my vocabulary. Oh, boy. It
is so succulent baby.
It's just do it to annoy your friends.
Yes, love me some succulents. Beautiful. Let's do a little bit
of social justice warrior stuff, shall we?
It sounds good. Yeah, it's
always fun. Northern Arizona University. The president of
Northern Arizona University is in trouble. Because she does not
want to designate any safe spaces for the students on
campus. Oh, fire her. Well, the students are calling for her
resignation. I have a clip a local clip, which oddly seems to
be voiced by one of the one of the students themselves. But
I'll give you a little a day idea and just listen to what
your Mullins might as well start talking like that shouldn't
really Yeah, Mullins. What the millennia there in Northern
Arizona University or something? Yeah, my lens, how
can you promote safe spaces? If you don't take action in
situations of injustice?
I would say to you that as a university.
That's the that's the president. So it's a quite that's a
question first. And then a town hall?
I think we figured that. We wanted to make sure how can
you promote safe spaces? If you don't take action in situations
of injustice?
I would say to you that as a university professor, Oh, stop,
stop, stop. Having heard the second time now. Yeah. Now I
listen to the question it makes I don't understand what she
said. Let's listen again.
How can you promote safe spaces? If you don't take action in
situations of injustice?
I would say
situations of injustice.
How can you promote safe spaces if you don't take action in
situations of injustice?
Yeah, the situation is how do you promote? How Wait a minute,
the question makes zero sense as to how do you promote a safe
space? I
think we're missing context. I think we're missing content.
Okay, well just play it then. Don't listen to me.
No, you're right. I
mean, she sounds like a moron is what I thought Hello,
Northern Arizona University. Is that a party school? No, Phoenix
isn't what's the party school in Arizona,
big party schools. ASU is you
know, I think that the the president probably said yes,
SafeSpace is good, but you know, not on my campus.
How can you promote safe spaces? If you don't take action in
situations of injustice?
I would say to you that as a university professor, I'm not
sure I have any support at all for safe space
for Rita Chang to say something like she doesn't believe in safe
spaces. I understand the idea that you need to, like face up
to the real world or whatever. And there is hate out there. But
I thought institutions were supposed to combat that.
And in her role as as president as an educator, she felt that
safe spaces only lead to more misinformation than segregation.
Yes, I would agree. Students not happy they're calling for her
resignation. We're gonna have to go for the long bet John the
right we have to go I'm gonna go long. Long that long game.
Caitlyn Yes, Caitlyn Jenner has claims now that she feels
liberated because she went all the way and had sex reassignment
surgery
Well, this is this is kind of
disputes our thesis Yes, that's why I'm going long game.
I'm going I don't know what that means. What do you mean long
What do you think she's gonna go?
Well, first of all, thank thank you for recognizing her chosen
gender by saying she sexual harassment enterprise.
While you think it'd be a go on?
Are you eating? Are you eating nuts? No, I
am. I'm pulling something out of a cellophane bag which is part
of the show your weed?
Yeah, no, of course we were quite combined are quite
convinced that that this would be the big book and how I went
there and came back and now this may not have happened. She may
not have actually done the section could be I have no
reason to doubt her.
But she's still so much about her voice. She doesn't seem to
give a crap about that.
No it so she has a memoir coming up. One. I'm a girl. So the
memoir is coming, except now it's going to be about going all
the way in the memoir. Jenna reportedly writes a decision to
go under the knife was complex, but ultimately, quote, it's just
a penis. Oh, okay. Well, I'm partial to mine.
Well, they're probably getting a lot above mileage from that
comment. Yes, I would. Have she actually had the operation. Yes.
Yeah. Yes. In secret the beginning of the year. We know
that event? No,
of course. No, of course. We don't know that. Of course not.
Of course. Not. Course not. Ah,
yeah, that does screw up our thesis. I have to say, I'm going
long Bongo. I'm going long. I'm going long. Okay, let me hear
what you have. what's your what's your new you said you're
going long that means you have some thoughts on this.
Oh, and just I think that there's still going to be
reversal of some sort. And the voice is
what really was our original thesis the original thesis
because it make it better boat and the
voice is really what does it for me. Now it is it is completely
atypical that you go all the way endless let's face it was just a
penis. But instead of saying it was just a penis, if it's just a
penis as long as she's happy, I'm happy. Now for the final bit
of our segment here, John, I have come across an unbelievable
list of jobs, gender identities, new words that I have not heard
yet. And I researched every single one of them to make sure
they this wasn't a goof. So why don't I go down the list and
anyone you want to have a little bit of information about I'd be
happy to mansplain that to you. Okay, yes. So we started of
course with a sexual. Now I think we all understand what
that is. But just to make sure asexuals may regard other people
as aesthetically attractive without feeling sexual
attraction to them. Yeah, is it crazy to say that I I think lots
of people are aesthetically attractive without being without
feeling sexually attracted to them, but I'm not asexual.
Oh, I should. Yeah, I agree. There's a lot there are people
you look at especially celebrities have the highest
scores. Of course you go holy crap, that guy looks that guy is
really gonna get a lot of he's gonna get a lot of tail like
and he just doesn't care. Right? No, you you just you're
not I don't care. I don't want I don't want to go to bed with
him.
A romantic a romantic.
I think there's all men
and a romantic is a person who experiences little or no
romantic attraction to others. So it's very close. I
hold on and say what? Hold on this. What is a romantic
attraction? I don't mean there's a sexual attraction and it would
might result in romantic actions. But it what's a
romantic? Oh, I'm a romantic I cracked it. What does that even
mean? It doesn't mean any of these bold
crowd No, I think in the I'm telling you what I believe to
understand a romantic is you're just a player. I'm just not
going to fall in love with you. I don't want to wine and dine
you just won't pay. booty call back. That's what I that's what
I think.
I think it's a nonsense term.
Well, you'll love the next one. Gray sexual.
Oh, yeah, this is okay. I already know what it is. Yeah,
you're literally sexually attracted to the greys
you are so wrong. Although
what? No, it's the only thing it can mean there's gotta be some
people out there who are attracted to the alien greys?
Yes, that's not in this list. Grey sexual defiant. This is the
magical the definition. It's the magical place between asexual
and someone who has sexual
how is this magical?
Those who identify as grey sexual might also identify as
gay or straight or other or any other sexual identity inside or
outside of the binary and if you understand that sentence, I'll
give you $1 No idea. Moving on. Are you liking it so far?
I'm it's amusing enough that I'm not going to bitch about it.
demisexual now this
already get Danny's where you gonna drag it
to the coffee shop Demi with an M as in mo Daniels that means
you only like Demi Moore. Someone who identifies as
demisexual doesn't typically feel sexual attraction unless
they have already formed a strong emotional bond with that
person. And as an aside, that bond may or may not be romantic
in nature. Again, I think it's just an excuse for the
millennials to just bone.
I think it's one of those. I think this is the excuse where
you have the Oh, she i We're close, but she's like my sister.
Yeah. And then you know, at some point, you can't get laid and
say, Well, you know, what do you think maybe we should do
something? Well, yeah, okay. I'm I'm I mean, if you are,
well, then we have Demi romantic. Well,
just see this as this bothers me this romantic thing as if it's
somehow a thing.
Well, and Demi romantic is similar demisexual where the
person doesn't feel romantic attraction, unless they already
have formed a strong emotional bond.
What's the romantic attraction?
I think when you say I love you.
No,
okay. I look I'm just I'm not I don't have the answers. This is
confusing for me too. Okay, continue. Lists romantic. Lives
romantic.
Yes. That means you're stoned on lithographic supplies because
they have a stink and they get a lot of solvents and, and you're
kinda like dizzy, and then it makes you that way?
No, it's yeah, it's better. Oh, Liz. Romantic is a person who
experiences romantic love, but does not want their feelings to
be reciprocated. So I love you please don't love me hate me
just just bone me. Is this all about boning? I'm telling you
it's all different.
It could be I could sounds like the way it's described there. It
seems like a saddle masochist. Yeah,
Little master and slave thing going on? Maybe I could be you
know you hate me hate me. Then of course we have we have a
classic of favorite the pansexual you know what? That
is? The pansexual Of course.
Yeah, yeah, you have sex with an animal?
Anything? Anything?
Now? What are you gonna do when you anyone's gonna eat this meat
loaf? As the pansexual
Oh, wow. That is one of the better ones. Someone somewhere
was in their car drinking coffee. And it's, it's all over
the windscreen we try. Now, this is one that I hear a lot the
polysexual which means I can just be attracted to anybody in
anything. And it can be all at the same time. More people?
Yeah, the orange just
then we have we're almost at the end of the list here. John, we
of course have thank God panromantic Oh, there we go.
Again, person who is romantically but not sexually
attracted to others, regardless of sex or gender. So I want to
love you, but not even the tip. Yeah. Then we have queer
platonic. A queer platonic relationship is not very
romantic in nature, but does involve very close emotional
connections offered often deeper, or more intense than
what is traditionally considered a friendship. And if you're in a
queer platonic relationship, which I think we are in a way
we're in a queer platonic relationship, and we just got to
die. Not this is not romantic in nature. But we have very close
emotional connections that are often deeper and more intense
than what is traditionally considered a friendship. Yeah, I
think that's close. But yeah, you know what you call your
partner if you're in a queer platonic relationship,
a dude.
Know the term is zucchini. As in he's my zucchini.
Well, who would say something like that? That probably
happened because there was no dick emoji. So this one, we only
got the zucchini. And then the last one got to be my favorite
ScaleIO sexual.
That means you have a bad back
ScaleIO sexual is sexual attraction to non binary
identified individuals, or those who do not identify as cisgender
I'm sorry, I just shot myself. Scoliosis sexual. Oh, my
goodness. Ah. Nuff said
somebody puts this crap out there just to see how long they
are before they call that as you know,
I went back and I looked at all these terms. There's this goes
back to some of these terms. Go back to 2010 2011. This is not
this is not new. It's just not been on our radar.
For good reason.
It's it is nuts. totally nuts.
Well, what gets me is it Some people out there and I think I
know a couple begin to use these terms about themselves. Yes, I
know people to court and it's very distressing. Yes.
I want to get into our break here. I do have, we don't
necessarily have to do the jingle. I just want to talk
about tech news. Briefly.
Tech News, tech. To me. I have one tech news kind of piece. I
mean, I can I can shoehorn it into tech news. I and maybe,
yeah, okay.
Yeah. But do you want to do you want to do proper tech now,
let's don't do the jingles. Let's just go to tech. Tell me
what you got. Me the tech news. Well, I was watching PBS
NewsHour. And they have this one guy comes on, he does the
Science Report. And so like every I'm already laughing. I
already liked it. And there's about space exploration. And he
and this is just kind of the end of the report, because I noticed
a lot of journalists, especially these guys who do feature
pieces, and then they don't get on the air as much as they'd
like. They always like to punch up the end with some sort of a
pun or something. Yeah, and the guy did this. But then he did
that back to you back to the studio. And so, so this guy has
to stretch, a stretch piece, because there's a congressman
who is all happy and giddy over the fact that President Trump is
going to at least maintain some budget for NASA. So they go to
then go out and space and explore in the next 50 years,
you explain the concept of a stretch piece to everybody.
A stretch, a stretch piece is something that you you, you
extend to the time allotted. If you're given a big piece, so
much time to do something, you'll stretch it out. It's not
really hard to do. And, and but,
but typically, it's because you have a few more like a minute
over to get to the commercial because something else didn't go
right in the rundown.
Yeah, then you have to stretch. Yeah. Generally speaking,
though, this was a package that wasn't really wasn't a stretch
piece. But you see his stretch was this corn ball ending
to that Culbertson is all about making NASA great again. But
watch what happened in the Oval Office after the President
signed the authorization bill for the space agency's current
budget.
This president? Yes, just as Americans remember their
President Eisenhower was the father of the Interstate Highway
System. With your bill Sani today and your vision and
leadership. Future generations remember that President Donald
Trump was the father of the interplanetary highway system.
Well, that
sounds exciting. Highway Europa and Mars may back in but for
politicians, it's never wise to ignore the potholes, even when
surrounded by people who care more about black holes meeting.
Wow, now dwelled on to say
that the worst you've ever heard I don't know is the worst. I've
heard from my
Anita. We did a name for this kind of segment. You know, like,
Pong, something.
I don't know what to call it.
The fun part of the week? I don't know something like that
is so it's ridiculous. Well, something happened in the past
couple of days, which I predicted. I was very early on
this train. And I said it was it was a huge security hole. And
Burger King walked right into it. Very good. They did it. They
did what I've been telling them to do. I've what I've been
saying should be done. For over at least a year.
You're watching a 15 second Burger King ad, which is
unfortunately not enough time to explain all the fresh
ingredients in the Whopper sandwich. I got an idea. Okay,
Google, what is the Whopper burger.
So hello, of course I work and kudos for the Agency for not
using the Siri word. Because it's people who use androids who
eat at Burger King as far as I'm concerned. And there's no Mrs.
A piece of bigotry that I didn't expect. Oh, I'm
sure that I can I can I ask because I can imagine the
meeting. I don't give a crap I'm telling you. That's why they did
that. And now, here's what was very I'm sure you heard about
the story. And I just want to run through it. Because oh,
what you're saying is if they use Siri, people use Siri. They
would be wouldn't be caught dead at Burger King because it's
beneath them. It's Oh, no, no, it's there.
I would say in general, I would say that. The audience. For
Burger King uses Android phones. I have my reasoning. Okay.
beside the point. So here was the gambit. The Gambit was good.
I'm sure they heard on our on our show. And the gambit was
let's get let's trigger all these phones. And a lot of them
have this of course, certainly the new Google phone. Let's
trigger them to go and answer this question which the way it
works with the Amazon Alexa device along with Google and
Siri won't actually read anything, which is very lame,
but they go to Wikipedia. And so this was great people's things
were firing up everywhere. And people figured out very quickly
Oh, he's reading, she is reading from Wikipedia. So they went in
and they started changing the Wikipedia page according
to make a PDF. The Whopper is a burger consisting of a flame
grilled Patty made with 100%, medium sized child with no
preservatives and fillers topped with sliced tomatoes, lettuce,
cyanide, pickles, ketchup and mayonnaise served on a sesame
seed bun.
A little bit of a medium sized child and then got some cyanide
on it. So this resulted in a Wikipedia edit war, people were
freaking out. So change it back, change it in and get it all back
and forth. Meanwhile, this thing is it was hilarious. Then Google
does something interesting. They disable this particular request.
I think that is now we're in a whole different world of new
media versus old media. This is I think this is a tipping point.
I'll use the term it says ground zero. We already have a lot of
mainstream Alexa right? No, this is a Google the Google woman.
Okay. Yeah. I think that there is a real war afoot. And of
course, this is directly going after advertisers and I'm that
they may have expected it or not, I'm not sure but they of
course, had to shut it down doesn't work anymore. It's
ineffective. Thank you, Google. Shut it down. But if you look at
what's going on with the mainstream propagating, how evil
the ads are the ads, all of Google's ads show up on Nazi
websites. You know, the anti Semites anti gay is horrible.
And of course, it's true. We all know that Google doesn't give a
crap and now they're getting called out for it. And it's not
going to look pretty in their numbers. There's a lot of is
going on pulling ads from YouTubers, this constant
constant ongoing battle, and it's the main it's the new media
versus the old media. And it's gonna wrap it up. I really liked
this you can just see Google Hey, wait a minute, you're not
doing that making money off of our thing without our without
being in on it. That was the mistake they should have let
them in on it. So we're gonna see a lot of
this actually was the mistake they and they could have easily
and and Google's got two people that could
make I've done that of course, I don't give a crap would have
been fantastic.
Actually could have instead of shutting it down. They could
have put a canned message in there that can't be corrected.
Right. Exactly. Exactly. not read it from Wikipedia as an
example, right?
Just read it. Just do it. Just do the whole thing. Is it like a
native at native ad to Okay, Google.
But, I mean, seriously, the only thing we need is just for
someone the right moment could be Academy Awards. I'll even
take the Country Music Awards. I'll take anything, just get on
TV and say, Alexa, play the latest episode of the no agenda
show. That kind of stuff. Yeah. That's the kind of stuff I'm
looking for. Where if you can call into C span even if it's 10
people you need to be doing this this is great. This is true
hacking anyone can can perform this hack anybody and call there
was
actually I don't have the clip. But about five or six shows ago
there was an entire special on on CBS on CBS. The idea was a
Lexus volume 10 Alexa, Alexis, Alexa, play Who let the dogs out
and then would it would turn the volume up to 10 and then play
hula until you couldn't stop it apparently when the volume is a
10 Alexa volume.
Let's try Alexa volume 10 Alexa play Who let the dogs out? Let
The Dogs Out by Baja men Alexa, volume three now doesn't even go
through the thing. Okay?
Yeah, so much for that theory, but whatever.
What do you mean? It worked perfectly? What are you talking
about?
Well, you thought you had you?
I said I said volume three and it went down to three. You
couldn't even hear it anymore.
That's the point is that the joke was once it got to 10 You
couldn't yell loud enough to make Alexa turn it that doesn't
work. That doesn't work. Well I guess it doesn't work. I don't
have one of these things you do you prove it doesn't work. So
that whole piece that was on the on the news was bullcrap.
Part of it. Yeah. For sure. It's, it's just sad. It's just
sad that this is what it's come to.
It's not sad. It's pathetic.
Well, none of this is going to end well. I can tell you that
for sure. None of it.
I'm going to show must move by God to no agenda. Imagine oh. Oh
yeah, that'd be fun.
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Sanford. I thank you all very much for supporting the best
podcast in the universe. Have you seen what the NPR is doing?
They're they're trying to promote people listening to
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Yes. I know try a
pod you actually like we're pod people from the from the A where
the thing comes down. You turn into a zombie. It's even worse.
Talking about tripod. Yeah, it's even more I thought there was
one
there. Invasion of the Body Snatchers. What you're thinking
of Donald Sutherland is the next Hashtag. Hashtag tribe cost.
Hashtag try pod tripod. I'm thinking we need to start our
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Now your tripod.
I mean, I've heard of some tone deaf marketing. That's got to be
at the top of the list.
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Everything's done by committee and so they get too much money.
They don't know what they're doing. They have no management
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it over everybody. I've got an idea tripod, do you think well
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We had an excellent example of limited video evidence that
really started this this storm off with United Airlines. We
don't really even know the whole story. All we know is that we
saw
a guy had we heard we had no night earnings.
00 now only by all I have is a title changes. Oh, okay. Sorry.
Fun word. As far as I know what you can put the sword back then.
Don't cut yourself
a slave back in there for me.
So let me see. Where's your where's your scabbard? Oh, here
it is on the floor. I got it. So next to the keyboard of course.
Stupid question. So okay, so we all know kind of the story. Oh,
there's a lot of parameters around it that people aren't
aware of. This was the guy who was asked, you know, initially
people asked voluntary to leave. They bring this story about I
don't know if the whole world Little hercus All right, I will
do I will tell us give us a background where we saw what we
saw and with the way it was planted in everyone's mind is
here is a guy, Asian guy turns out to be a doctor and he's
being dragged with a bloodied face off of the plane. United
Airlines the biggest piece of a holes the biggest eight holes in
history, not just aviation. Here's the all history now let's
explain exactly what happened. First of all, you need to
understand that as a part of your your contract your your
carriage contract, this and this in the fine print. When you're
on the aircraft, you lose certain rights. At that point,
the ship's captain is law and he can you have to comply with him.
And that's like a EULA. Of course, this is where we're
gonna go it is exactly that it is a EULA, which is end user
license agreement. If you've never seen a South Park, if you
don't, if you don't read the EULA, and click yes, certainly
in iTunes, you know, bad things can happen, you can become a
human centipede. But we all agreed to these things. No one's
gonna read that, of course, and we're agreeing to these things
all the time. But it's been in there. And that is, was
instilled by Congress. It's an official law. And the reason why
that was done that people can be kicked off or denied boarding
but also kicked off. For other reasons than being unruly, the
captain is always the boss, you have no rights once you're on
that aircraft in order to make air travel efficient, because
back in the day, you could book it, I'm going to cancel I'm not
going to do that in order to make your your flight cheap. In
order to make everything work for the system to go, they have
the right to overbook and to deny boarding. And there's some
maximum amount set as in compensation. And, in fact, I
have a couple of links in the show notes. It's very
interesting what rights you do not have at all once you're on
the aircraft, but they can certainly offer up to $1,350 I
believe it has to be in cash that may not be true. I think
it's always been voucher here a lot of people saying cash but
I'm pretty sure it's vouchers. I've had it happen. Yeah, I've
done that too. If it's an international flight, it can go
up to four or $5,000 including room and board etc. This flight
was not overbooked, but they had some issues. downline. The
flight was going from Chicago to Kentucky, they needed a flight
crew to get to Kentucky for their operations. Otherwise,
they might have had 300 People sitting on the ground. So time
that asked for people to go off. They finally get I think three
who take the $800 they could have gone higher in money. But
then they had they have their own system which is you know, it
is up to them how they want to decide who gets booted off.
United Airlines says their policy is gooks first then we
take blacks obviously it's things like status how much you
paid fire ticket. Sorry, fired, I'd be fired. We so fired.
You're fired. You're off the show curry fired.
When you're done with this, by the way you can run the clip I
have here called Munoz which is is second apology where it did
yeah, she explained some of the some of the crap that goes on.
Yeah, good, good.
So here from what I entered, so all we saw was the final
altercation. But here's how it worked. They needed to get
somebody off the flight. So they said we're looking for
volunteers, a couple volunteers. Okay, we need one more person,
no one volunteers. I think they could have gone higher in money.
Personally, I don't think they handled it properly.
That's because they're trained to go by the book and they don't
go higher in money. That's what munoth explains where it's
explained in this next clip, the company's
CEO Oscar Munoz said he has failed to create an environment
in which employees are free to use common sense to solve
problems. Rather than strictly following policy. Something he
says he will fix
the sauce at a bad moment. And this can never will never happen
again, on a United Airlines Flight. That's my premise. And
that's my promise.
I don't think you should be making those promises. Because
it wasn't the United United Airlines didn't kick this guy
off. They follow the rules, their own rules they needed they
think it was common sense. It's not pretty but aviation is not
pretty aviation is a crappy business. The government is
bailing out airlines all the time. It is a complete private
public partnership for a whole bunch of reasons. So you're
dealing with the government. And if you don't follow it, the
government says, Hey, shut up slave. We're gonna drag your ass
away. So from all the reports I have, I have some additional
video which we have not seen played everywhere. We only see
the one scene of course. And so first he was asked he was asked
he was asked, he says no, I'm not in fact, this first clip is
very difficult to hear. Because they're standing it's the the
airline employees and the cops. And I'll tell you what, he's
what he says so you can pick it up in this clip. No, I'm not
getting off. No, I'm not getting off. No I'm not getting off. No,
I'm not getting off. No, I'm not getting off, you'd have to drag
me off. No, I'm not going, I'm not going I'm not going to try
that.
Know, you'll have to drag me. And so they went back and forth.
And then they called in the cops, Chicago police and said,
Well, we have an issue, we have a passenger who won't comply,
and it's all within the regulations. And I gotta tell
you one thing, the time to be belligerent towards police is
not with the Chicago police force. It's not on an aircraft.
And this is the guy saying no, no, I'm not going to have to
drag me off. So the cops went, Okay, we'll drag you off. And
they did. And then the guy ran back, he ran through the secure
area ran back, he's at the back of the plane. Now his face is
bloody he's completely out of his mind. He's saying Just kill
me Just kill me. Give me a me. The guy is now he's just
completely completely out of his mind. And ultimately, they take
them out. And of course, now he's Oh, I'm in the hospital is
going to be a huge lawsuit. Airlines is already compensated
everyone who was on the flight. But what's interesting to me is
two things about the story. One, you are a slave of the state
Shut up slave. If you don't comply, this is what happens. I
want you to understand this is this is just the beginning. When
you start to not follow the rules, this is what happened.
You get beaten your face bashed in and dragged off. That's just
the fact reality learn from that. That's not to Chicago.
That's the government, the US government, their government
system. The second one is how interesting we're seeing now
with, certainly with social media, how these events that
would never even really make the news are becoming the number one
item in the news cycle completely unhealthy. A lot of
bad stuff. I think we are seeing again, we're seeing people
finally, maybe recognizing a little bit of the power they
have. And most people don't see it. But if you can really
effectively organize. Some things will make a difference.
Oh, yeah. Well, here's the United follow up. This is the
miscellaneous information that you you kind of summarize some
of it.
Two of my students were crying. There were other people who are
crying they were there it was it was a very traumatic event.
For everybody. Thank you for flying the friendly skies and
with the United brands itself as the airline of the friendly
skies. But Dow's experience has other fliers crying foul. Jeff
ferns says a united employee threatened him with handcuffs if
he didn't give up a first class seat to a frequent flyer and
move to economy
last week.
Probably the most charitable way I could describe it would be
tone deaf and condescending.
Guy Smith, a public relations crisis manager says there is
growing flyer frustration with airlines in general, for United
it has to relearn friendly, shift the
entire corporation and every employee in it to a customer
oriented culture. If it's not about the customer, it's not
going to work.
United took a step in that direction today the airline is
now refunding all the passengers on Dr. Dallas flight. And Scott
United has also apologized to Jeff burns for the handcuffed
threat.
I'm gonna take an unpopular stance here. I'm gonna I'm gonna
say the airline was right. The cops were tired of this guy. We
haven't seen any of the real altercation any of we just a
little snippet that we have there. And he was just refusing.
You know, go ahead. If the cop pulls you over and says I caught
you speeding and you say yeah, okay, fine. Would you please get
out of the car now? Would you please good now there's there's
cases we don't have to do anything. But this guy was
clearly violating a written rule and slaves of the United States
of Gitmo nation you got to learn your rights and your rules. You
are a helpless Cannon Fodder grew useless grass eater grass
or the government you are you're nothing to them nothing.
Nothing. Now, I just want to bring up one little topic
because I've seen a lot of things change I'm pretty sure I
know what your take. Whoa. Okay. Did you fall John? John Yeah,
can you hear me now? Yes.
What happened?
Yeah, for let me tell you what it sounded like to me.
Yeah, you sound like a drop dead. I kept hearing that.
But I'm I'm serious for a minute. Yeah, well, you hear
that all right now give me a little funny
that annoying. That's what it first thing everyone thinks what
happened? Well As the mic stand, fell over while I was you
anyway, just fell over, which happens once in a while. But
what happened in this case it fell over and then it took the
low cable and bent it. That goes into the bottom of the of the
mic. Oh, and it bent and I couldn't get a stick that
couldn't get it to stick back in. Yeah, there's a square peg,
it doesn't have the little loop to do or no loop
to do because I was just about to launch into the final thing I
want to talk about. I'm already pretty sure what your opinion
is. Because between the last show in this show, I lost no
agenda. social.com which is our own instance of the mastodon.
Oh, right. Right. Right. Right. And now we're and you actually
came in view looked around, you blocked some people, so your old
JCD feeling good. And then you left the adios mofos you back
later that? Was it done? No more. I never saw you again.
Never saw him again. Well, I want to know what your
experience was because I have some thoughts about it.
Okay, it was now that I'm back. How do I sound?
Sound great. Thank you.
I thought it was just twitter using a Ron Bloom color scheme
of white on black. Which I don't like.
Yeah, I think you missed a lot there. And I just wanted to go
through a couple Couple reasons quickly. We don't have to have a
huge conversation about it. But I'll tell you why. I think it's
extremely interesting. Is that okay?
Yeah, you know, the funny thing about this mic stand is that I
don't move it much. But it slowly in screws itself. Have
you ever noticed this? I'm gonna just bring this up. You'd have a
phone and you had that twisted cable it gets all twisty. You
don't most people don't use landlines anymore. But if you do
that, all of a sudden it gets all twisted and then pretty soon
it's just a jump.
I know I have headphones headphones. I always have with
headphones.
Nothing you're doing to make this happen. Yeah, this I'm
sure there's a term for it headphones all the time. Then it
gets stretched out and all sudden there's a knot in the
head and then you try to curl or how does it even how does it not
even get in there? Yeah, no, I hear you. I'm
gremlins. Anyway, onward. Okay, so we're back to the Twitter
mastodon.
Yeah. And so yes, it is exactly like Twitter only there's a few
huge differences, which I think are worth noting. First of all,
the fact that this is now just pop like this and and people are
signing up and they're putting up servers everywhere. That's
that's something that always needs to be noted. The fact that
most corporate tech journalists like your buddy Lance Yuan off,
have excoriated this as being stupid. Proves even more, I
think, but here are the main differences. Unlike Twitter, and
I'll even throw in face bag and I'll even throw in Instagram.
Instead of having one timeline, completely controlled by an algo
an algorithm algo. The algo determines what you sing I'll go
in bed GL Yes. I'm gonna have some sushi with my algo and it's
gonna be delish. The algo is one simple algo algorithm. It is
last first in first out reverse chronological order you control
what you see. And in. In this particular instance, I'll use
that word, you have three timelines, which seems like it's
more than of course, it is more than what Twitter has. But it
really gives you control. You can see what's happening on your
own local community server, and we have a no agenda server,
that's only people who are on that server. It's Our Community.
It's very nice. But just having those people alone is kind of
boring after a while. So they have this concept that the
server's can start talking to each other. And you can follow
people on other servers. And it starts to show up into third
timeline, which is you have your notifications, of course, which
is your they call it the federated timeline. And
this is a way Wait, wait, what's the first timeline?
So you have the local time timeline? Yeah. Which then you
have home and your home and home is everyone you follow? I have
and and people on your
anyone I felt that asked universal.
Yes. That's universal.
Well, how's that different from the last one that you said the
interconnected timeline, the interviews, getting a good feed
of everything in the air.
That's what's interesting. It's like a fire hose. So here's how
and this is an actual example and I think beautiful by and
before you go on, should you I should mention, it originally
tweeter, Tweeter, Twitter. Twitter had that.
Yes. Oh, well, I was going to conclude by saying what you
know, when Twitter was just starting. It was wide open
developers were going crazy. They loved it. We created 1000s
of apps, you know, Tweet Deck all this stuff. Fantastic. then
Twitter when Yeah, now we got to make some money, we got to
control it all eff off you developers go away. So there was
this pent up energy, I think. And they just became much
easier, you know, between when Twitter was created, and we're
talking more than 10 years ago. You know, the tools are better
more kids can set up a server, it you know, the timing was
almost perfect. Now, so let's just say basically, it's your
private Twitter. But if I were to follow someone, and this
actually happened, Leo popped up, somehow, I follow Leo,
everyone that Leo follows, then possibly can also show up in the
federated timeline. So this is how you start to meld these
communities together. And it's really an extension of the
community we have. So somebody within the no agenda social.com
community, followed someone from the back from the communist
social network server. So now assuming all these Commons
showing up in the timeline, and then, but they're having actual
conversations, and believe it or not, Leo and I were actually
talking to each other. People, I never see Leo or anyone from
twit ever on Twitter. But now these two communities started to
meld was very interesting. So you have a lot of control, you
have the control, not the algorithm. Very simple things
for hiding images that aren't safe, you have to click it to
see the image or the text, which I think is great, that it's that
I'm more likely to click on the picture. Now just because I want
to see what someone has posed. And you can use it for all kinds
of fun, different ways. But but you really have the capability
of connecting multiple even dimensions, yes, alternate
universes can come together. If support supports RSS fully in
and out another thing I've always wanted, you can set up
all kinds of bots, you can it's really a developer's dream. And
I see this possibly going somewhere. There's only one
drawback and it wasn't hard for me to set up the server, you
know, it takes three, four hours. There's a lot of you
know, you get to that point, the server's up. And then I made the
classic open source software mistake of oh, there's a new
version. Let me just get pull that and bring it up. And of
course, that brought everything down for three hours, because it
was all buggy and broken. But the hardest part the thing that
the weakest part of this whole system, strangely enough being
an administrator, is the registration emails. So you, you
come in, I want an account, you have to confirm your
registration email, and I'm using a professional SMTP
provider. And still, it's getting trapped in all kinds of
spam. This is the hardest because you know, I'm not part
of the global global scam, which is whitelisting of emails, which
can cost you upwards of 50 to $60,000 a month. That's what all
these startups all pay that to these shysters. These a assholes
who are funded by the same venture capitalists. It's
disgusting. But in general, yes, spam, spam spam. In general, I
will say I'm I'm excited about this.
Yeah, apparently this the second time we discussed it, because I
said I was gonna join so it last time was just me making you
know. And of course, usually, I mean, complete opposite of what
Landstuhl enough thinks when he was a PC Magazine. He is my
editor and we'd go after each other as is kind of a fake feud.
But he would write something and then I'd blast him or he I'd
write something he tried to blast me I was always winning,
by the way.
Well, if you're going off Screw that guy. Otherwise, if you're
not winning, it's a great guy
last year enough is a fantastic come over there and make you
win. Very funny cartoonist. So I might be wrong. Especially what
I'm saying he might be wrong.
It's being explained very poorly. And I don't think people
really understand it. Well,
he was. If I was gonna write a column to blast his column. The
first thing I would do is I see zombies. He has a bromance with
William Shatner. That's the way it started. Yeah, of course.
Yes. Because his whole is his old gripe was that he couldn't
get shot neuron A thing that they were they could do a
crossover,
right? Yes, exactly. That was
his major complaints. He couldn't get Shatner. I'm not
used to follow Shatner, but Shatner is like on Twitter. But
he's like he tweets too much. He's tweets. He likes to watch
TV and do a on you know real time tweet. Oh, now look at
that. What the makeup on her? Wow, it just constant kind of
kibitzing. And it's very hard to at some point it just takes up
your whole page.
Well, I'm well impressed with with what has been it's also
this infrastructure is 10 years old. I mean it's identica the
new social I think is what it is all this stuff. It's been around
for a long time, but someone finally put the interface on it
that people wanted. Made it manageable enough for for idiots
like me, I'm a VJ. I'm a VJ I've no business knowing what RBE N V
is no business upgrading Ruby on Rails to 2.4 dot one I really am
not a dude named Ben. But still I could do it and this has
always been my dream of small community yes this has been this
has been your dream this is my dream. This is my dream. My
vision has always been small communities one person sets up
the server maintains it the others make they pay him for it
or whatever they do. And then we all enjoy that but the
interconnecting piece that's the genius part, the Federation.
This the name alone is kind of cool. So I exhibited
that's kind of a lot of stuffs cool except for toot.
I actually like that. Do you think it's a cocaine rep
cocaine? Oh, it's a fart no one le you you with cocaine in the
membrane? Only you are thinking of that. I have never heard
anyone else compared to
you. Okay, out there. Everyone heard him right. Adam had curry
dad calm. You ever heard that phrase? No, they've
heard it. But I've not heard people say that tooting is about
cocaine. They say it's about farting?
Well, of course, there are 12 years
old course tooth for the snood. We've all heard the joke now I
get it. Anyway, I implore you to take a look because it's
refreshing to not have the algorithms telling me what I
should see. I manage it myself. I
like alright, well, let's take it to the next level. Okay. Are
you going to allow the no agenda? Family? Yeah, to get an
account on your server as we speak right now today?
Guess no agenda social.com. It's wide open, you can go right in
and get an account.
I am agenda social that now. Take it to the next level.
Because I asked you about this already. Can I tweet this?
Well, I was thinking about that. I would I would prefer you
don't. I would like to see how it grows organically just from
the show. Because the minute you tweet it out, then you know
we're gonna get a lot of, I don't know, I'd like to see how
it grows organically. So I okay for you to just shut up about
it. Now. Just prefer you don't promote it on Twitter that you
can talk about it, but not say hey, sign up, everybody. No,
that's not what I want. Well, you could certainly not a
newsletter. Yeah, you could. You could certainly say, Wow, Adam
curry is awesome. That would be a good way to start. You want me
to talk? He
likes chocolate cake the best. All right.
Let us move on with the show. As I only have two clips left.
Would you like to play something before I get into my final two?
Well, I do have the North Korean update. Yeah. Oh, okay. I got a
good one if you want to if you have time for it. This is a
great story that was done on PBS. And I have to say, and it's
write down your strikes on this is a special that was done. And
the whole staff at NewsHour was kind of perplexed
by this. This is Haiti. Yes. Yeah. In fact, that was one of
my two clips. So yeah, well, let's listen to yours.
Absolutely. You want to set it up?
This is the UN peacekeepers raping. This is a woman of the
Associated Press that is that is doing all most of the work.
She's not she's heading the research of a bunch of
investigative reporters that have been going into this into
the UN peacekeepers have been raping, they got child rings,
pedophile rings are running all this stuff. The UN is not doing
anything about it except admitting it. And it. The story
is disgusting.
Actually, I'd like to give a little context of this, that one
of Hillary Clinton's friends in the aftermath of the earthquake
in Haiti, one of her friends, was caught and subsequently
jailed in Haiti, for smuggling, trying to smuggle children
across the border. Her name is Laura Silsbee. And although she
didn't have to serve any more time than she already had in the
WikiLeaks emails, we saw that she was very concerned for her
well being. And she is for all intents and purposes, not in
United States, but in Haiti convicted as a child trafficker
with intent to traffic them, and I guess sex slavery. She has
changed her name from Laura Silsbee. She's now Laura
gallier. And she works at alert cents who do the Amber Alerts,
which is where you want to be if you're into child trafficking,
you know? Hey, I got an Amber Alert. It's over there. Yeah,
yeah, look over there. This is that's why child protective
services while very good often, you find a lot of this going on
there. And yeah, I know. I'm not overstepping my bounds by saying
this. So that was never mentioned in this report from
Putin didn't know any of this up, of course, but let's listen
to it.
There was a lot of reporting out of Congo and the Central African
Republic about another wave of allegations against UN
peacekeepers. So we decided to take a look at the numbers going
back to 2004 when the first wave of allegations came out against
peacekeepers and that's what got us started. From there, we just
kind of we just counted the number of allegations per year
that the UN had reported
that you've zoomed in on Haiti and started to look at almost a
pattern of behavior here. What happened there?
Haiti has, has been singled out as being a country where a lot
of these abuses have occurred and unusually high number given
the total 2000. So we just we just went to look and see what
we could find out in Haiti, we compiled the numbers, we found
150 cases, we found a lot of cases involving children. And as
we were doing the reporting, or we have a team in Haiti, and we
sent our investigative reporter Paisley DODDS to Haiti. And
eventually, we stumbled across this internal report,
investigative report from the UN which chronicle this amazing
tale of children that were in a sex ring that was abused, and
were abused by UN peacekeepers, over a three year period was
nine children abused by 134 UN peacekeepers,
as these children were
paid sometimes what a few pennies or $1 at a time for sex
acts.
Yes, it was as low as seven there was food, yogurt juice
given to the children who were hungry. And that's why they did
this. We saw the the lowest amount we found was 75 cents,
and the highest amount was $20.
On the one hand, the UN conducts what you call a thorough
investigation. But then what happens after that?
You know, that's what's curious. It was really a very good
investigation by the UN, they looked, they went to the
children, they made sure that the children were not making it
up, the children actually spoke SR Lee's, which is, which was
very telling they, they should pitch the pictures of 1000
peacekeepers to the children and the children identified various
locations where they had sex with these or were forced to
have sex or lured into having sex by these peacekeepers. So it
was really quite quite a good investigation. What happened
after that investigation is what typically happens at the UN and
is one of the reasons why this is such a important study or
case study. It's the problem is that the UN is in illegal bind,
as you said, when you when you open the segment, it does not
have jurisdiction over any of these countries. So the deal is,
here's our investigative report. Now it's time for Sri Lanka to
come in and take a look at this report. And in this case, Sri
Lanka did 114 of the soldiers were sent home. But what
happened after that is anybody's guess there's no accountability.
There are no names of any of these people. And nobody ever
went to jail. So if you can imagine these kinds of
corroborated crimes against children over a three year
period corroborated by a UN investigative team, and then
nothing happens.
Well, here is my problem with Paisley. PAISLEY has been
working on this for three years, and all of a sudden we Oh, even
though nothing's been done yet. Let's just come out right now
and talk about how horrible the UN is. We didn't really even do
that. When they brought cholera to Haiti, the blue helmets
barely, but now we have PBS big story. Why? Well, would you know
that most of the reporting in 2011 2010. On Laura Silsbee, was
done by Paisley Dodd. Why did she not mentioned Paisley Dodd
anymore? I'm thinking something was going to come out. This
Amber Alert situation was annoying. She's friends with
Hillary. And if you do this whole report, but you don't
mention Laura Silsbee, who was arrested and convicted or
charged with child kidnapping and criminal association, you're
not putting that in your report. You're a shill for Hillary
Clinton.
And I would not argue the point. I think you nailed it.
And I would like to point out that Clinton body count.com now
points to no agenda. show.com very proud of that. Good. This
is This stinks. Why? PAISLEY Dodd not mentioned any of that
in her reporting.
Well, you know, it may have been something she would have
mentioned but maybe PBS put the kibosh on it
I looked at her report. It's not in there.
Okay before prior to PBS Okay, yes. Well, it's very suspicious
then.
I don't like it.
Should you see this as a cover up? Any kind of a reverse drag
from a distraction? Distraction, distraction, of course, a
distraction? Yeah, get it over to the UN. Let's talk about the
UN Yuen Yuen Yuen Yuen, they knew the horrible they had the
you had the reporting on Laura Silsbee. And you really didn't
do much without any more Did you
know, right. All right.
I'm all over that because it's my two favorite topics. Peter,
and by the way, were all the pizza gate people on this. Where
are we now they've
know what happen to them my fun yeah one last thing says you
were going to do that one
oh no I have one final one too but
shall i do you want to do yours that you want me to do mine
last?
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don't know what happened. Alexa flip a coin tails I went here we
go you get to go first this is now we know the lens all love
Maxine That's right. Gotta keep my Maxine clip for the last bit.
All the millennials love the Maxine and I have from salon
magazine. The TM fob you watch? Yeah, the the M wmw. Yeah, the M
W. Here's a Milena black Mullin from salon telling us the top
five reasons why LM w is should be the President of the United
States Sunday
wagon stay with the salon. And today we're going to give you
five reasons why Maxine Waters should be our next president.
Number five, Maxine understands the people she's the fifth of 13
children. She started working in segregated restaurants at the
age of 13. So you know how it worked isn't her blood. Number
four. Maxine Waters has an amazing reputation of being a
fearless outspoken advocate for women, the poor children, people
of color, pretty much everybody that was left out of the Trump
campaign fighting for what's right is not a new thing that
Maxine Waters before she was even elected to Congress. She
was out there on the frontlines fighting against divestment from
the South African apartheid regime. Number three, Maxine was
actually one of the few people who was against the one I read,
and that's something that Clinton Bush Trump really
figured out number two, she loves them Millennials me love a
bag last week, she confessed her love for us on now this was she
talked about everything she's learned from us and how she has
to evolve with the people. She's learning the language. She's
using the internet. And we all move forward because of that.
The number one reason why we want Maxine Waters to be our
next president because she's not afraid to attack the right she's
had tough words for everybody from Bill O'Reilly all the way
up to the White House. Maxine Waters is one of the only few
Democrats that's stepping up. She's not scared to talk about
Trump, his ties to Russia and letting him know in her own
words, bombing another country does not make you presidential.
These are tough times and it's tough times need a tough leader.
That's why I nominate Maxine Waters to be our next president.
Because again, Maxine Waters let you notice she is a strong black
woman. And she will not be intimidated. So now that should
you step away from the crowd. Those days, we just hear the
chorus. Oh, yeah.
There you go. That was my that was all the work I put in last
night to make that fit perfectly.
Dynamite hit the post. All right now, since it's a semi similar
topic, we talked about on the show, I think Maxine would have
something to say, which is the the idea that women get
interrupted a lot. And there's different ways of preventing
this. And this seems that the big move right now is just to
keep talking.
Since cameras are not allowed when the Supreme Court's in
session. Picturing interactions among the justices can be a
challenge. But a new study co authored by Northwestern law
professor Tanya Jacoby suggests they might be more familiar than
you'd think.
Female justices are interrupted about three times as often as
male justices.
This was 2013 Fischer versus the University of Texas, a case
about race in college admissions. Justice Sonia
Sotomayor was questioning lawyer Bert Ryan, when she was
interrupted by Justice Scalia.
Do you think that change has to happen overnight?
Can I hear what you're about to say?
What are those numbers? I
want to hear those numbers?
While the justices sometimes cut each other off, lawyers are
never supposed to not the way Ryan then did with Sotomayor
the holistic percentage whatever it is,
is going to be virtually all white.
And that and that is an assumption that has no basis in
this record.
Here we have even subordinates clear subordinates ain't lawyers
interrupting justices who have reached the highest pinnacle of
a very high status profession. There are a few strategies.
Heidi Moore runs the digital magazine ladders exploring
workplace issues, and she says all women can learn from those
on the court.
The female justices just keep talking instead of saying excuse
me, or this is my time now or I'm making a point. They just
keep talking until they steamroll the interrupter and
the interrupter backs off
a golden rule of sorts treat the interrupters as they treated you
applied to balance the scales. Have a workplace conversation.
Jim Axelrod, CBS News, New York. Yeah, that
fits in perfectly. If you recall the women discussing Tucker
Carlson, when he talked to the the Teen Vogue reporter, and
they said, Yeah,
all talking at the same time. Yeah. But they're encouraging
that
that's a yes. That's That's good. You just got to keep
talking. Just got to keep talking right through just keep
talking.
Now, of course, we've analyzed if, first of all, let's start
back up and mentioned something. It wasn't all these justices.
You didn't hear any. It was Sotomayor. It wasn't Kagan, it
wasn't. Bader was Sotomayor. If you listen to Sotomayor, she's
incredibly dull and boring and needs to be interrupted. In the
first case where she was interrupted by by Scalia, which
was a long time ago because he's dead. The guy who is testifying
had something to say with some numbers and some stats, and she
basically stopped him to go on to some long winded bullcrap
that that Scalia said, No, I want to hear these numbers, you
cut this guy off, right? I don't see that as a bad thing. She's
not very interesting. The other thing, which is the talking and
talking thing, I still think that what we've determined,
which is the very loud and in poll, and you know, if Sotomayor
in that case with the lawyer was interrupting her, and I, you
could say something different, but if she had said, Excuse me,
excuse me,
I am here. Are you? Are you trying to ruin the case for your
clients? by interrupting me when I've got the floor and I'm
trying to finish a thought? And you're just interrupting me? Is
that so you? Is it? Is this your idea of decorum and just chewed
the guy out? Shoot the guy out? Don't you think? Yes, of course.
But no, she didn't do that. She she's horrible.
This is not a great example for young women everywhere. No,
she has the floor. She owns the floor. She can stop to stop the
proceedings. Shoo the guy out claim that he's a lousy lawyer
for doing this for your hurting her here's the case. He could
talk after she's done and make his points then which is what
he's supposed to do anyway. But do know she's she's a pushover
she's not a good justice
All right. That will do it for this show. Wow. A lot of
excitement John lot of excitement. Just so I mean,
thought you were dead. All kinds of excitement.
might happen. Don't happen on this show boat though is going
to happen in the saddle.
All I know is I was like, oh damn, I'm glad I'm learning how
to day trade. Alright, everybody, we will return of
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