Adam curry, John C. Dvorak. Sunday November 26 2017. This is
your award winning give on nation media assassination
episode nine or eight five this is no agenda. Still given thanks
from Texas to tea time and broadcasting live from downtown
Austin to us cup of Thrones star state in the studio in the
morning, everybody. I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where the Zephyr has not really
gone by but it will I guess someday have John C. Dvorak.
Buzzkill.
You can't be seen the Zephyr you're in London.
You know, the funny thing is, yeah, I decided my opening suck.
Wait a minute. When did you realize this episode? 200?
No, just like a couple episodes ago. Somebody pointed it out.
Well, sometimes it feels a little uninspired. That's why
I say this effort is gonna come by sometime but not till I get
back home.
Okay. So this is a special Best of Show of the no agenda
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It's a joint man. That's cool. Very nice. So that you talked to
him what it was because he last time he did one was quite a
while ago, couple years ago, I think.
Yes. It's been a long time. And so I talked him into doing a
couple. And he said, Yeah, we'll do it. And so he put this one
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I got these clips are pretty evergreen. Let me see if there's
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universe, a sore mouth. Okay, thanks. Thank you. That was that
was well worth it. Okay, I just have a couple of things on the
Warren ammo. So Erin Burnett, as we say, here in Texas, because
everything is Burnet road. She, she did the most horrible thing.
Now we know that as a part of this whole gun conversation,
which by the way, I just I want to point out that we have
military doing exercises over our cities. We're going to have
the Sandy Hook children will be singing at the Super Bowl.
Apparently, you know, oh, you know, it's like, oh, we can't
have guns. You know, guns are bad. But of course, the
Superbowl will start with jets flying overhead and military
marching bands. It's like guns are great in America as long as
you don't have them. Right? Just the insanity of this. And of
course, we are looking at insanity literally from a
perspective of our people drugged and now everyone's
coming out and saying, Well, you know, there's a high correlation
between these mass shootings and these guys have been on drugs
except they never actually report that they only say it
after the fact a little bit it's never like he was on drugs never
ever is that in the report. But the high correlation between
video games, not immediate. It's not television and movies
because now we give them a tax break. We we love them because
they help get our politicians elected and stay in office. So
we will stay away from the media but we will tackle video games.
So Erin Burnett has a constitutional law professor on
from Harvard and she is going to state the fact that video games
make turn men into violence mass shooters fact and he's going to
debunk it and she's going to just steamroll over him.
Particularly when he goes off script you'll like it
or he's declined there's the saying that guns don't kill
people. Video games do
oh do you know the same John
I've never heard this saying that old same
old saying that comes from the wild west. Guns don't kill
people. Video games kill people Oh but wait there's more
grass implies you make kids more violent does it add up William
Pollack is a psychologist and author of real boys rescuing our
sons from the myths of boyhood it sir I really appreciate your
taking the time. Let me just ask you the point blank question. It
is a lot of people out there now they this is accepted as in fact
that all these violent games and by the way they are horrifically
violent
just it's accepted as if Fact, it's accepted as a fact. You
hear what she's saying? Yeah, she
says it's accepted as a fact when in fact, it's not accepted
as a fact, just the opposite
is why we are seeing this feeling of the seemingly
explosive explosion in mass shootings. True.
Now not true. I mean, I agree with the senator, we should put
some controls on those violent video games, but they don't
cause the shootings, anything more than one item does.
So this is where already Aaron's like, who invited this guy. It's
a fact. It's a fact.
And that man did say that he trained on a video game.
I have no doubt about it. I agree with Senator Grassley. We
need controls over violence in our media and in our booth. Oh,
no. Oh, no, he didn't. He didn't say violence in our media, did
he? Oh, Aaron, Aaron, get to work girl
video games, especially for younger children. But that alone
isn't the answer. Because it isn't those controls it. But
what about another question about Grand Theft Auto?
So let's go right over the media thing. Let's go right back to
video games, Grand Theft Auto.
There's probably some viewers out there playing this all the
time. Right? This turns when you kill people, you win points,
right? For example, you kill a prostitute and that's a big
thing. You get to win points. I mean, you know, I find that
offensive. Disgusting, but hold on.
Aaron is a prostitute.
Exactly as a prostitute I find that very offensive. You don't
kill hookers. I find that offensive that would be like me,
does that
mean that those people who play that game are more likely to
kill people?
No, it's heinous. It's more than
you say no. Now she's she's gonna have to discredit this
guy. Law Professor Professor
gassing it's heinous. And it's possible that boys who who watch
that for a long period of time might stand back when fighting
occurs and not protect someone for engaging in domestic
violence. But there's no proof that either you're gonna go out
get a gun and shoot someone. Absolutely no proof at
all. All right, well, thank you very much we appreciate your
taking the time and and you know, giving some some
provocative answers. They're
provocative answers, provocative answers. Provocative answers,
you know? Yes, controversial and provocative answers. So this is
this is what's going to be fact. Guns don't kill people. Video
games kill people. Fact. When you kill hookers in Grand Theft
Auto you want to kill people for points in real life fact.
She's an idiot.
She's absolutely not just she's a CFR member she's in that
drinkin clan. In case you missed this John feel like she's with
me
Are you familiar with this with this song John to this
particular version? Yeah, this is the children of Sandy Hook,
who I've been appearing on shows here and they're performing the
song Somewhere over the rainbow originally performed, of course
by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz, now, if you were to Google
MK Ultra, and somewhere over the rainbow, you will get a million
YouTube hits. This is the this is the song that is meant to
trigger MK Ultra mind controlled subjects. So that is very
interested. And this is me I'm not making this up. This has
been a topic of discussion for 20 years, maybe even longer. And
now these children the survivors of Sandy Hook or whatever
they're called, are actually singing this. This song. What's
even crazier, though, is that Judy Garland, did you know that
she had a record company?
No, I didn't know that. She did.
She had a record company. And she released songs for me go get
your gun, the name of her record company. Sandy Hook records.
Now. They like to, they like to throw it in your face my
brother. I'm just saying I'd like to throw it in the record.
So I guess it's good a moment as any for the pod.
Okay, everybody, it's time for x.
Okay, here's the deal. That finally it just actually got to
me a couple of weeks ago, and then I heard this ad. With Ragu,
you can give your kids veggies they'll actually eat Eat. Ragu
has more than a full serving of veggies in every half cup. So
give them a good start with all natural red goo. feed our kids
well. Veggies when it veggies become like a mainstream term.
Oh veggies what is it these people six years old. You'll
start seeing this word veggies cropping up and you hear all the
vegans also Oh, veggies veggies. Oh, I've got my veggies and I
saw what really got to me was on Yelp. They used to you see these
older the veggies are really good. What veggies what's
veggies, I don't get what veggies is. It's like somebody
say what do you like to eat? I like to eat meat. It doesn't
mean anything. But the term veggies is so kind of like third
grade. That it just galls me, it just irks me to hear grown women
say veggies. And then night when I heard this commercial. It just
took me over the top. And by the way, also when you do a Yelp
post, there's a little I think you can say a little more than
the word yum. To describe the meal. Is that it? Yeah. John
cedars
borax.
It's a part of the dumbing down of the masses. John, it's so
incredibly clear.
I got a couple of you getting yelled at the end here. Yeah, we
are gonna have a new segment of the show. I'd like to do. Okay.
Just kind of maybe replace the ask Adam that bit which failed.
Well, it failed because you never had a good question. Yeah,
well, that could be it. I got another one though. I got it for
Adam another. It's just like awesome, but it's called guests
the movie.
Okay. Oh,
I like you have to guess the movie. I'm
really bad at this. I don't know any movies.
You shoot you. This is why I dreamed this up because you're
bragging about all these movies. You get this? Oh, no, I only
that's not true. I get to see all the screeners. Oh, I can see
the screeners. You're a peon, you can
no I didn't say I could. I was sending screeners. Mickey's and
Frasier get busted for like, the sag thing No, kick her out of
the union or whatever.
That slave. Yeah, so she's a good looking one. Well, a lot of
them were alright, guess
the movie is that? Yes. The movie Come on. Is this a current
movie? Or do I do I guess?
It'd be movies, a historical semi historic movies are not
going to be like a movie that just came out because you
probably wouldn't see it yet. Oh, okay. So this is enough
information in here for you to guess the movie.
All right. All right. Hold on a second. It's time for Adam to
get us the movie.
My colleagues in Argentina and Ontario have almost identical
data. It's so hot here. We've had to seal off the mind to
double check the numbers. I triple checked my friend. I wish
we were wrong, but we're not. The Earth's crust is
destabilizing. It's too early atrial. You have to begin the
evacuation. Scientific advanced fancy machines the Mayan saw
this coming 1000s of years ago.
Oh, wow. Well, there was some Indian dude in there, which was
very,
you can't get to 2012 The movie
was exactly what I was going to say
how soon they forget the movie. 2012 came out when the world was
supposed to end last a couple months ago. And now we've
completely forgotten about it. The people who did that stupid
movie weren't being ridiculed the idiots that had all these
conventions in San Francisco believe me we went past one of
them once I snuck in to just hang out with the people that
2012 is going to end the world group maniacs
you know what's funny? In the chat room was being helpful by
by suggestions such as Caddyshack to
Elysee good for. Wow.
Well, I liked the segment. In future I would like you to give
me a time. I have a little bit of time to set up. No, you
don't. Yeah. Do you have a metronome? That's kind of cool.
You know, this is interesting. So Miguel listens to the show on
higher speed on what new times 1.39 Yeah. And then you know,
sometimes when I'm listening to you guys on the stream, the
normal stream feels like you're both asleep. It's quite funny.
Can I just say that from time to time I'll I'll you know, someone
will make a YouTube clip and it'll be of our show sped up.
Let me just say something. This is not good for your brain. This
is not a good idea. There's, you know, if you need to speed up
our show to listen to it, you have problems much deeper than
we can solve. I don't understand I don't understand DuPage on
what is this? What is this? I have no time to listen to the
pod why
actually do that very well,
but it's Yeah, but I don't understand what is the point is
to save 10 minutes?
I don't know too much nuance if you do that. I think you
miss all the nuance. And in fact, you weren't everyone has
now banned from doing that.
Well, I don't think Miguel is gonna listen to you. I promise I
said he's a 6969 on his way tonight.
Over and over again. Some people don't know. And here's a little
clip of the mega Obama bought Barbara Boxer boxer is a boxer,
Boxer, Boxer, Boxer, like boxer better than that. But from now
on, she's Barbara Boxer. He's
the one as you recall that used to try to pick up the air
pollution inspectors.
Oh, oh, do tell the story again, John. You really want me to tell
it? Yes. Yes. Because I Yes, yes. We
had two people, a member of the board, regional air pollution
board. And one of them was boxer and one was Feinstein and I have
these two anecdotes about both of them. But the boxer one is
the most interesting because after one of the meetings, she
would always try to solicit one of the air pollution inspectors,
we all
had cars, and you were an air inspection. Yeah,
I'm an expert on air pollution or not. Yeah, I believe so. They
we hit these cars and she was fine. Some Okay. Can I get a
ride home? And they guys all the guys would bitch about this
because she'd make a pass it everybody trying to get him in
the sack. Now
she's not certainly back in the day. I think she she's doable.
Well, what's still worse kind of a whorish makeup shot, but
that's what's so great about it. Yes. But imagine this being 25
longer lit years ago, a long time ago. She would look pretty
good.
Yes. That's what I'm saying.
And I know I think she probably was, but it was very annoying.
Nobody wanted to take her dry. Right? It was like everyone was
scattered. She looks at him out at these meetings. She
looks kind of like a news anchor. You know, she's sexy.
How's her body? Was it okay, back then?
I don't know. I never fucked her. Oh, John Hayes's whatever
the case, they would be the funniest thing you'll watch her
when scatter jumped in their cars to drive off.
Payment. I gotta pick up the kids. Oh, God. It looks like she
had dark hair back in the day. She still does. No, no, no, no,
no, no,
she's like, she's like blondish darkest blonde. Anyway, so black
hairs are required. So she is a super duper Obama bought. And
here's her contributions
done. By the way. That's a real problem.
How about how about Feinstein? Was she whorish to?
No, not at all. But she was just the opposite. She was very
prudish. And she was just but she was also she was I would say
she was even dumber.
Listen, you can't fix stupid, we all know that. That's what we
say here in Texas. Okay,
I have a thing to start off second half with. Okay. So I'm
digging through my I have a pile of not that this collection. But
I have a pile of hard disks from various machines I once owned. I
was taking discard the machine in some way to an electron. So I
always pull the hard disks out with some intention someday in
the future, taking a big giant drill and drilling a hole in
each one. So you can't Oh,
is this some kind of techniques?
No, it's not what you want it to be tech news. I don't know. I'm
just asking you. If it's not, it's not really okay. This was
in the process of doing this. I have a couple of these disk
readers, you could dig up who convinced you that now they're
USB three versions of you just slam the disk into this device,
the disk drive, and then it hooks it up and pretends to be a
USB drive. And this so you can go through old stuff. I don't
know why you'd want to do this. But I'm looking for stuff I
lost. And so I found this old clip from I don't know five or
six, you're talking about stuff that gets forgotten. And I'm
gonna probably do one of these clips every show from now on,
you know if that's proper English, it gets forgotten. It
gets forgotten.
It's probably not. But let's play it so we can just remind
ourselves that not you know a lot of these news stories, they
cycle out of the they cycle away, we forget about them, and
it's something that we need to be reminded that this actually
happened. And this one is Al Gore sex molester.
The sex that poodle
my exclusive interview with bachelor Jake's coming up but
right now, another outdoor scandal first, it was the
cheating rumors and now accusations of sexual assault.
Jerry's got the police report and what else And today,
the breakup forced to deny cheating claims, and now Gore's
bad month just got worse. The shocking allegation today Gore,
the target of a sex charge investigate Shin extra with a 73
page police report listing Gore as the suspect the allegation
unwanted sexual contact. The woman leveling the stunning
claims a 54 year old massage therapist who says it all went
down during and after she gave him a massage in this posh
Portland hotel. She says it was 2006 One day before Gore
appeared at this fundraiser just a few months after the premiere
of Gore's documentary, An Inconvenient Truth. I am Al Gore
I used to be the next President of the United States. Attorney's
had denied the story calling it completely false. Now extra
launching our own investigation extra exhibit a the case is
already closed. Police shutting the book on this one back in oh
seven saying there was insufficient evidence we said
they would have investigated she never filed charges. Exhibit B.
The National Enquirer says the woman only went back to police
last month after she failed to sell her story for $1 million.
But the most important exhibit could be DNA evidence. One
report says the woman has the pants she wore on the alleged
day locked away in a safety deposit box. The question now
what should Al Gore do next? Until Al Gore comes out and
talks about this in some capacity? These rumors are just
gonna kind of percolate and stay around today a spokesman tells
extra the Gores have no comment on the report
do whatever you're gonna do are not scum like you go to your
daddy Satan anytime you want. Never join you. You understand
that filth?
Well, since you're doing that, then why don't we
just as a capper, this did not percolate and just now
nothing. Nothing. Nothing happened but I'm gonna do some
real news here since you brought it up. And now
back to real. Initial reports of the fatal accident along PCH had
Bruce Jenner at the tail end of a chain reaction crash where
Alexis rear ended a Prius and then Jenner's Escalade push the
Lexus into oncoming traffic. 69 year old Kim Howe was killed
when a Hummer hit her car. But AP sources now say video shows
Jenner's SUV hit both cars and the Lexus never did hit the
Prius to begin with a version reflected in a new animated
video created even before the AAP source came forward. Now
this is very annoying, because I'm pretty sure that this
happened so close to the Diane Sawyer interview. And now of
course, we're about to launch the reality show. I think it
airs the end of this month, or Docu drama, or whatever it is.
So
we've been looking at the timeline on this because my
understanding is I've talked or people have talked to me about
this and they claim people that are a little out there that this
happened before any of his decisions or anything else would
become a woman. But you
know that the deal was already set. Now this had this happen.
They had they had been negotiating with the ESPYs with
all eight booths at ESPN owned by ABC. They negotiated all of
this months ahead of time. So I'm pretty sure what happened is
this went down we can't have this guy being in jail because
we have an interview with him we had everything's planned we got
the whole deal up till Saturday, so they had to kill it. And now
but then now they have video you see the video it's very obvious
what happened. Where they get the video empty if you listen to
the report. Yeah, I said that. That's what they said they
recreated it. No, they have the video. They don't own it. The I
didn't have a good clip. But I've seen the video. And it's
from an MTA bus or okay,
right the buses are buses races are all equipped with cameras in
San Francisco. This to me is is annoying. The buses are all
equipped with cameras to keep it to so they can have the license
plates of people having to be in the bus lanes so they can give
them a ticket by mail to make more money.
That's right. It's all gonna end with the Google auto driving car
the all gonna end people. By the way, we now have the BioCurious
section which includes the custom kilts, and Utila kilts.
It's in the show notes. I'm gonna get me a kilt. Yeah, I
think it's a good look. You all Yeah, that's a great look. I
like the the camo kilt is the one I'm going for. Oh, yeah.
So
amidst all of this, all this kind of crazy stuff that that's
been happening here in the United States. There was another
one of these big fire balls in the sky, I think. Let me see.
This one was. Second half of it was over Madrid, Madrid, Spain.
Second half is a brilliant ball of flames streaked across the
sky. above the Spanish capital of Madrid, dazzling stargazers
and astronomers alike. What could it be? Well, I've done a
little bit of research, I thought it was time to spruce up
our second half of the show. And I stumbled across an interesting
article from the Navy navy.mil In fact is where this comes
from.
And navy.mil
Navy navy.mil Exactly. And RL, which stands for a Naval
Research Laboratory, scientists produce densest Arctic, densest,
artificial ionospheric plasma clouds using HAARP. like, Hmm,
so they created the so essentially, they're creating
plasma blobs in the sky. As part of the I'll read the from the
press release, this is from the end of February from this year,
this press release. These glow discharges in the upper
atmosphere were generated as a part of the Defense Advanced
Research Projects Agency sponsored basic research on
ionospheric characteristics and effect, also known as brioche.
Oh, those guys are so funny with their code names, aren't they?
Look, it's a piece of bread in the sky brioche, the brioche
campaign to explore ionospheric phenomena and its impact on
communications and space whether you know, my my theory on how
essentially there's a space war going on all the time, that
we're just kind of oblivious to it. Yeah, we haven't heard that
for a while. Yeah, but when I see this here using the 3.6
megawatt high frequency HAARP transmitter, the plasma clouds
or balls of plasma are being studied for use as artificial
mirrors, at altitudes 50 kilometers below the natural
ionosphere, and are to be used for reflection of HF radar and
communication signals. Now, this is bullcrap.
I don't know. I mean, they've been saying since day one, that
the whole HAARP thing is about communications.
That was Say what you will about the harp thing. But using plasma
as mirrors, are you kidding me? We have 100,000 satellites in
orbit. They all have mirrors, you don't need plasma to in
fact, plasma is a very bad mirror. This is this is total
bull crap. What is plasma used for weaponry. And I'm now that
I'm thinking about that Russian thing. Maybe it was just a ball
of plasma that tipped over. And we keep seeing these things we
did was one over I mean, these can all be meteorites. I think
this plasma thing needs to be researched then I know that just
by saying this, people are going to start sending me information.
But this plasma like oh, we're using it to bounce radio
transmissions, none of that I know enough that plasma is not
what I want to be sending my radio transmission into. At all.
And as well, I mean, it's an interesting point, by the way,
if we want people to send us stuff, which you just solicited.
Yeah, I need to mention that Thorin our artist needs to send
us a big version of the artwork for bag 33 Because that's going
to be the design in our bank. Oh wow. Great like so tell him to
get a hold of me send me a note at John at divorce that org I
don't have Thorens address we are we've been nobody ever
course that these artists are all holed up somewhere. They
never talked to us.
No. Did you know that? Asteroids? are incoming space
rocks are classified
in their class. What do you mean they're classified? Yeah, here's
a big one. This is a b No, no. The bigger ones to see.
No. As in Mill its military policy observations of if the
Navy observes a space rock and asteroid meteorite advertising
Call it what you want that that information is classified not
public. Why? Thank you. Good question. But apparently has
been that way for 10 or 15 years. It classifying
everything guy takes a poop
that's classified turd material. Right this on? So you know, I'm
just saying you take that along with this plasma thing. Didn't
then how many satellites there you know, amateur radio guys
launching satellites all the time. Hey, Ilan, can you throw
throw one of our satellites up? Do you have a satellites her up
there? It's got to be it's got to be an unbelievable amount. We
should look at there must be um, seriously, it must be 1000s and
maybe 10,000 satellites maybe even more? Who the hell knows?
And they're all distances is weird. Yeah, the geosynchronous
ones they must be like lined up bumped up against each other
well, from time to time, you know, they, they they knock each
other out. We've seen this we've seen this happen. The space wars
going on people and this and these plasma events, you know
that. He's like, Oh, I must have been a meteor I must have been
an astral Oh, we don't know what it is no one cares anymore. Oh,
just another flashing thing to the sky. Oh well, I guess it's
something
where was all these attacks from Kim Jong Un Yeah,
he had he ain't got no plasma, you can't shoot no plasma.
Alright, so,
so one of these babes in his band cast him just really
amazingly hot. She's gonna be let me see this kid's gonna be
big. She's gonna be bigger than Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears or
she plays her cards right? Let
me see this case sent me. I'll tell you what I think of this,
which I think these girls have already come and gone. I don't
think oh, they play
on this one girl's got to make a move on her long term career.
Which one? Which one? The one with the spiky hair? Which one?
I don't
know which picture? No. Now what about the spiky hair that she's
a brunette? They're all bushy eyebrows. And she's really?
Right. She's in the middle?
Well, it depends on the picture. I'm looking at like 40 pictures.
She's over here. She's over there. There's a straight shot
of her think they just type in KSM and hit images. She's in the
third row in the middle.
I don't know why you even got me to look. That's pretty sad. It
is. You're
just pathetic. And then there's some army guys. These images is
funny.
What are you thankful for? That's like Thanksgiving. they
ever do that? Where you go around the table? And they want
us to say what they're thankful for?
No, God, no.
That's my family. That's what my family does. Now. Let's all hold
hands and share and share a secret. Yeah, every single
Thanksgiving. That's what they do. That's what they do. Like we
also were thankful for. Come on. That's nice. That's the American
way. John.
Sounds like the Dutch way. No, dude, I
have no Dutch family. I'm sure
that there are some families that sit around doing that. That
bit even though Thanksgiving is like a fake holiday was actually
created long after its invention, which is actually
good came and went in the 1800s finally made into like a
permanent holiday by Abraham Lincoln. And it had to do with
being thankful for this for the end of the Civil War and the
fact into soldiers that you know, fought and that's what it
was about. It wasn't about Pilgrims and Indians and turkeys
and corn. Really? Yeah, really. And so then you find it
somewhere and morphed into this bogus holiday about Pilgrims and
Indians and corn. And they you can find references to these
little potluck that they apparently had back when that
said dead people that try to sell the on the holiday. Oh, no.
It's about that. It's not about technically Thanksgiving, which
was put into play by Abraham Lincoln. And it had to do with
thanking us for the end of the war. And that then the soldiers
who sacrificed themselves had nothing to do with Pilgrims and
Indians and, and they mean, well, the kids in school are
propagandize about this fake holiday. It's unbelievable to
me. It's a pet peeve Hold
on. Wait a minute, you caught me off guard. There we go.
According to Wikipedia, which of course is the Bible,
Thanksgiving Day is a harvest festival. Traditionally, it is
time to give thanks for the harvest and express gratitude in
general. It is a holiday celebrated primarily in Canada
and the United States. While perhaps religious and origin
Thanksgiving is now primarily identified as a secular holiday.
How can why Wikipedia disagrees with you, John loss is they
don't do a little history. Have a historian go in there and fix
that piece of crap. Well, maybe
you should go in and fix that piece
of pride on Hey, I just did.
Though the earliest attested Thanksgiving celebration was on
September 8 1565. And what is now St. Augustine, Florida. The
traditional first Thanksgiving is venerated as having occurred
at the site of Plymouth Plantation in 1621. Yeah, right.
So you're saying that this was Abraham Lincoln? Hmm. Yep.
That's fascinating.
There's a very good history actually, I think if you go to
divorce.org/blog I think we have the outline of the history of
thanksgiving. I'll go dig it up and repost it. I usually post it
every year in November. My kids are aware of it and they argue
with their teachers in school of course now there it was to get
them into nothing but trouble. Yeah, it's heaven forbid that
any real facts emerge from the from the educational
environment. October 3 at
well document Yes, yes. October 3 1863. President Abraham
Lincoln said As a proclamation this is the the heritage
proclamation which set the precedent for America's national
day of Thanksgiving during this administration, President
Lincoln issued many orders like this and here's the whole
proclamation for this day of Thanksgiving. So it's actually
October 3, what are we doing? Third, third third? Thursday
November What the hell
can you follow the history of it it gets kind of bounces around a
lot and then somebody set it in stone and
I believe anything I'm taught in school now this is this is a gyp
for x.
Well, no, I'm not gonna celebrate anymore because I'm
not thankful.
Yeah. That's why I'm sorry, I gotta get set up this cornball
idea that I'm going to sit around the table with a bunch of
relatives I probably don't like and tell them what I'm thankful
for. They can go look it up. Wait, I
have to play it again. That's so good, John. I'm gonna do that
this Thanksgiving, when we all around the table, and we're
gonna say what we're thanks for. I'm gonna say I'm very thankful
for President Abraham Lincoln. On October 3 1863, proclaimed
the following and I'm just going to go through this whole thing.
And I say and by the way you had gypped you were just gypped This
has nothing to do with Pilgrims and Indians and corn and
turkeys. How the turkeys get in there by the way how you
were scammed Georgia. What do you how do you think that got
into some poultry guy dream now? It's just what are we going to
do with these damn birds? These things are like huge they were
impossible. Nobody wants to eat them every day they well I got
an idea.
Hey, let's let's add them onto that Thanksgiving Day. I love
talking about turkeys and Maslin This is a new segment I want to
see maybe you won't like it you're always I try these new
segments all the time trying to keep the show fresh living show
fresh fresh. I always try to keep the show living fresh
living show and this one is going to be this new segments
called guests the movie and you have to guess the movie because
I know you're a great movie buff.
Okay, Seymour butts 30 No no You gotta guess it I've got a clip I
get oh I'm sorry I guess all right guess the movie. And now I
see the clip is 40 seconds with it now are you going to give me
any frame of reference?
No. Okay, every everyone's just such a classic clip that you'll
get it immediately. Everyone be quiet I have
to concentrate now. Top Gun
this play the clip then guess Wait, wait,
this is much better. I care ozone magic mixture. Let me help
you
What do you think you're doing? Covering your wounds? My wound
is lower. We don't want infection to spread. Bred your
head open.
This is what the world has come to. He tried to help somebody
and what do you get instead of thanks? Threats
okay. This is a dumb segment. Because I haven't
given a guess or not.
I have no idea.
I have no own ended destroyer. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
all right. He's more of a movie buff.
Not at all.
Oh, what did I think that?
I don't know. I don't know anything about movies.
Oh, okay. Well, that's okay. Well Can the segment well then
let it clip on the porno teacher
Well, no. Why don't we do something interesting for a
minute here. Oh. Out of control with your clips. You'd like I
don't have anything like I showed up to the party with no
marshmallows.
No. Go now it's better be good. I got one clip Dr. Oz hit it.
Sic a little little clip to show you how awkward economy you can
answer this question best after six food. The lots of insights
here for you. I like soaked nuts
did Dr. Oz really say that? Yeah. He said I like soap nuts.
After six. Okay, the guy just went up 10 points in my book.
soaked nuts. Not really. And this was on broadcast
television. Yes. Wow. Wow. Oh wow, that's hardcore
soaked nuts. I do have one kind of an oddball clip since you're
gonna play you want oddball stuff
no I want the truth and nothing but the truth but this
is the truth i You were mentioning journalist a little
while ago and some of the things they do to phony up
we're not just journalists but the media pure media there so I
think once
in a while somebody gets a hold of the PBS people because they
think they I think there's a lot lack of respect. And so they get
home and they give them a bullshit story. And I'm going to
play this this cloning tree story that you have to remember
I don't want to you know, go on to a thing ask Adam or anything,
but I don't know but most people know how to you you propagate
fruit trees. You take cuttings? Is this with grapes? Do you take
cuttings from the trees that exist? And you stick them in the
ground and they root Do you have another tree you don't take
seeds from a peach and plant the seed and expect to get the same
tree
is that true? I had no idea. Okay,
well you now you know
So now first of all a peach has a pit it doesn't it doesn't have
seeds
no inside that know that pit is this is a seed.
Oh yeah. But you made it sound like there was a whole bunch of
seeds in it. No, no, no,
this a single seed I mean a pit, an apricot, ASOs pit and it's
you know you have dry you drop that thing.
Okay, well, hold on. So Johnny Appleseed injury. So Johnny
Appleseed, when he went out and just dropped apple seeds that
didn't grow the trees. That's that's not how the apple tree
grows.
You can draw it grow a tree from a seed. And I suppose Johnny
Appleseed could do that. But you don't have a type of tree you
can't get the same tree. From every one of those seeds.
They're all different because they're breeding and God knows
where most of them don't bear fruit. I have for example, in my
backyard, uh, probably about 20 Plum seedlings that are the
result of my biting into a plum and then eating it and then
shucking the seed out into the yard.
Along with the with the tires and stuff in the back there.
And the thing I've been on blocks, and
I can just see you go, Hey, what's this? What's this in my
plum.
So they don't give you any plums. They just blossom and
they liked it like they looked they bought it. But anyway, so
the way you propagate grapes for a job, you take a Cabernet and
you take a piece of it, you stick another piece in the
ground. That's the way it's done. It's called cloning. Yes.
Well, apparently somebody at PBS doesn't have any clue about
this. And actually the whole staff like wait,
let me let me let me guess and they thought that this is
genetically modified.
I guess I'm not shooting in Washington and the cherry
blossoms have arrived. HARI SREENIVASAN tells us how
scientists are working to keep the trees blooming. More than a
million visitors flocked to Washington DC each spring to
view the cherry trees but the stock of original trees is
rapidly depleting on science Wednesday, learn about how the
efforts are not just to replace the trees but to clone them. All
that more is on our website news. our.pbs.org Science. Hey,
so that's funny. So NPR has Science Friday, but PBS has
science Wednesday. Yeah. What is this?
Oh, no, these people are they don't know anything about
parently know nothing about science. Was that report.
Cherry trees. No one's ever you do it you idiots. We have to
clone them. Oh, wow. Yeah, let's you know this would be great for
our Wednesday, science our science Wednesday, everybody.
Now, here's something I've picked up. You know, we are of
course the the word Nazis we continuously work on ourselves
to stop saying, Stop using certain phrases and descriptors
that are overused, such as an outrageous fact. Ya know, even
so remember, we had to so so there's a new one. You're ready
for this. Now, people. I know it's getting difficult or maybe
difficult. But people hear these things. And now you're hearing
it everywhere once we tell you about it. So if you don't want
to be bothered, don't listen to this.
You're gonna have an opportunity to turn off the stream. 123 go.
It's so funny. This is a phrase
he wrote us about a couple of these.
Well, it's so funny is rampid people are saying hi. You know,
it's so funny that it's so funny that I have not heard this. Oh,
you'll hear it everywhere now. And I think we do it too. I
think we do it too.
Oh, no. That means are dummies that one guy doggedness, get a
put together another clip. Another clip of us doing it I
don't think I don't know. God. I hope so funny
how the elites are trying to kill us. You know, the point is
it's not funny. It's not funny. So I've come up with a surefire
remedy. Okay, you start a sentence off with it's so funny
it's so funny
that's what you do it's so funny just laugh hysterically it's so
funny and then just say yeah you're right it was funny you're
gonna see this you're gonna see this everywhere it's so funny I
there was I think I've mentioned many times it is so incredibly
easy to do a little bit of promotion for the show on C span
when they have the Washington journal where you they have gas
and they know you you can call in you can call in on the
Democrat line Republican line or the independent line and it's a
great way to just throw in you know best podcasts the universe
no agenda show.com There's a million different things you can
do a million and I forget which there was a congressman on the
show and he was taking calls and this half land
called him from Salt Lake City, Utah Glenn Good morning.
But my question is, since we're spending all this money, where
are we getting the money from? And second question is
if I can shit in your mouth apologize for that Congressman.
I don't take that kind of language here on the Washington
journal we'll move on yeah move on
get some asshole ago do that but no, no, come on. Say you know no
agenda show talked about this.
I can think that's my point. It'd be I mean that's a good one
though. Because what are you gonna say?
A new definition of that's a good What are you gonna say
juveniles since
that made my day? I've watched a lot of C span when something
like that comes along is a change
of base I covered that somebody give me an appletini you got the
Apple TV? I got to do one thing. I know that you don't like this
I'm trying to make it
oh no, I don't have a jingle for but let me guess is it gets that
movie time again? Yes. All right. Do I play the clip?
Yeah, but you gotta add there's lots of clues in this one you
should be able to get it
done let's celebrate the titanosaurs controller is ready.
financier. This first undertaking I must say I'm
extremely happy I'm indebted to you for believing my theory. I
cannot thank you enough father, a man from Interpol came in to
Paul they asked to see you they wanted to know about dinosaurs
arrived 15 years too late to ask me about that.
I told them then I'd make them sorry. Now my theory is proved
to be correct. Now take revenge on them all those bulls who
thought I was crazy and possibly okay.
No brainer.
It's either Octopussy wuzzy, or it's not Octopussy? That was my
first this
is that that's a you're not taking the segments. I'm no I
don't know
this movie. So I'm just trying to go by what I heard. I thought
I heard someone say bond in there. So that's what I thought
it was a James Bond movie. I thought it was um, Godzilla.
Well, no, it's a it's a pre it's a Godzilla movie called The
terror of, of mecha. Godzilla. The guy has made a mechanical
Godzilla to prove everybody else wrong and they just starts to
wreck the city and then Godzilla itself comes up and saves the
day as usual.
Hey, by the way, I just got a text from his Mickey. We have a
strong gas smell coming from the outside of the house. I've
called the gas company. They're on their way. Yeah, it's funny
because I thought I smelled something weird during the
program. Check your stove to see if it's like
I'm sure she it's from outside the house. Oh, it could be
anything. You know, this is a skunk. No. It's funny because we
did Have a skunk the other day that's what skunk smell like.
Interesting or it's finally time
to blow up the place
Yeah, yeah, it happens.
Yes miscarry had a cat gas leak. Yeah, the whole house
blowed up with it. I think Mickey I know you're listening
darling. It may that may be skunk she's never smelled skunk.
We talked about that. We saw the skunk the
other day. Oh, if you saw a skunk that's gone. I think your
image saw a skunk. You have a rabid skunk in the area? Yeah,
you should not it was during the day. Yes. Oh, yeah, bad. You
ever see a skunk during the day? This is my advice to people who
don't know about
skulls Hold on a second. Ladies and gentlemen, we now have
official news from John C. Dvorak. Skunk Awareness Week,
skunk Awareness Week. If you see a skunk out during the day, it's
a nocturnal animal you should realize he probably has or she
has rabies. That we'll be the skunk can you
say that again? Sick Can You sound just like you were in the
club?
Sounds like she should have or maybe I'm the Polish ah, you
know what? Roach any skunk?
I think you're right. I think it is a skunk. I think that's what
it is. Versus is
that the aroma that is in the sauna? Thank God it might manage
that before
we go. And can I do a little little? Just something about the
media that it's really threw me off this morning, I got some
news that really freaked me out. It's not me. It's not like
horrible, but I wanted to share it because people have to
understand how twisted the world of mainstream media is. You,
Ronny. Yes. Okay. Now you remember that my daughter I
encouraged her to participate in this reality show in Namibia.
Right? Gonna be good. I can tell.
Okay, so. And the whole idea was, it's called Jungle VIPs, or
something like that. And the idea is that you have these VIPs
you send them to the tribe, and they stay with his tribe for
three weeks. And, you know, so it's challenging, right. But you
know, it'll be cool because you see people who are used to the
lap of luxury. Having to I don't know, you know, kill a pig and
eat it in the morning and do tribe like stuff. Right? Yeah.
And I encourage you to do this. I said, Look, you know, this is
one of these things. Cuz she's a dad, and the money is whatever,
cuz she gets paid nicely for it. No doubt about it. But she says,
I really, you know, I'll do it for the experience. I finally
convinced her with others. But I really push. I'm like, Honey,
when you get to be my age, I don't ask you to do this cool
stuff anymore. Go do it. It'll be fun. And I had warned her I
said, first of all, I helped her with the negotiation, you know
that she should get a phone call and etc. And she went she really
got one phone call a week for three weeks. So they screwed her
on that but doesn't matter. She was in touch with with a
girlfriend and we'd have no we'd heard here that things were
okay. And she was no she would say how, you know, I got my
tribe initiation. I was you know, that we had this whole
thing and she got her tribe name and so she was really into it.
Right and I had already warned her I said you know, this is a
reality show even though no one gets voted off. There will they
will try to do stuff like star view, get you drunk try to cause
some commotion because that's what these reality shows are
based on as long as you're aware of that, then you know, you
should be okay. So she's she's done she's on our way back she's
still in Africa and and she calls up of all the things I
could have prepared her for what is the one thing that I that I
didn't see coming
douchebag producers
at the very the very last day and you know, as they're about
to say goodbye to the tribe and they've been through tremendous
tribulations all kinds of stuff that I mean, I don't even know
the 10% of the stories all of a sudden the African tribe starts
speaking Dutch they put on their clothes the whole they were all
actors. The whole thing was fake. What and she's She's
devastated. As a mom, she's Devon she thought she really
went through this initiation and the whole time that just like
making fun of of the people on the show.
So wow, it's a meta show.
So it's turned into this like Truman Show big joke. Where it's
like haha, look at what we did to those saps and oh, man,
that's That's wild. You don't think you could have foreseen
that?
No, but and she's she was devastated. She said Daddy, I
cried for hours. Because she really thought that she knew
that she had because she she had said I was so good. I really
worked hard. And I really tried to be a part and she was in the
sweat hut and everything and and eating the poop and meanwhile,
bullcrap. And these actors right after everyone went to bed they
go and have stakes in the in the hotel like had miles down the
road. The whole thing with the whole village was a set. And
wow, but the the arrogance, the elitist thinking of a television
show, instead of I mean, he was an opportunity, you could still
have a great show. The tune, you know, to have, you know, to show
people getting accustomed to someone else's life. You know,
like, this is like fuck you Africa. I mean it. I'm still my
mind is still boggled from this
is really something. And I'm like, welcome to Welcome to
Modern show business. That's what
it is. I mean, and she's mad. She's destroyed. She's so angry
about this. She's so angry. Isn't that crazy?
Oh, it's totally crazy. It's a very, it's very insulting. I
could see her being upset about this for a while. Yeah,
well, I'm upset because I'm the one that said No, it'll be a
great experience. And if I see this is i works by the way. The
people who also produce celebrities splash and all that,
and that little punk right out Rula mom's if I if he gets in my
path. I'm gonna punch his lights out. He's a dick. And I could
just see them. This is so funny. Look what we've got them doing.
They had like the fire rig. You know, like one guy was supposed
to do something special with the fire, and then it will keep
going out or then it would like flare up really bad. And then
the tribe the tribe were like ooga booga. You're not doing it.
Right. ooga booga, and they get all mad. Meanwhile, the
production guys are sitting there with a gas flame turning
it up. And I mean, come on. And that and that is the level to
which television has has sunk. Sunken? That's how low it goes.
Anyway, so I'm sure I'm not supposed to be telling the story
because it's supposed to be some big fucking secret. But screw.
So they roll it out as at the end. Yeah. And I don't I don't
know. I know. So in other words, is the viewing audience doesn't
know either. Well, they do now. Well, I know. Now,
I don't know. I don't know what they're thinking. How can you
possibly think that people are not going to talk about this
huge hoax? How can you possibly think but think that that's not
going to happen that everyone's like, sworn to secrecy. And it's
so funny. I what I think is going to happen is they're going
to roll it out as some Truman Show like, look at what we did.
And it'd be hilarious to see these celebrities, celebrities
being dumb and being new.
Yeah, that's the way I would do it. That's the way I do it, too.
Because you don't because the audience Yeah, you have to do it
that way because of the audience sees, gets fooled. And then at
the end, they'll get mad too. Yeah. And there'll be
sympathetic with the actors. So if you do it as a meta meta show
in other words, your start your show the background you have the
guy you show the guy's eating steaks. Yeah, that's,
that's what I think they're gonna do. That's the way I would
do it. Yeah,
that's the that's that makes it even worse. It makes it worse.
And it you it makes you kind of worse, but at the same time,
since you're in on the joke, yeah. You get to kind of snicker
at
these idiots. And of course, what happens is because of the
controversy, more people are going to watch it. That that's
that's the sick part of it.
Yeah, no, it's totally sick. The whole thing is, however
terrible. However,
Rhino roulements is a market man. And I have nights. Show me
what you got. Make you my bitch. John, just to wrap it up. I'd
like to give you a pop quiz. Okay, pop. What book has sold
25% more copies in the first half year of this year. Then it
sold in all of last year. Shipping a total of 300,000
copies so far. What book could it be? On a second? Hold on a
second. I have. Again, your question Atlas Shrugged. Let the
Jeopardy theme get in there a little bit.
Is Atlas Shrugged. You have to
you answered in the form of a question. You are correct. You
can go on to the Daily Double. That's right. Atlas Shrugged is
a seeing a huge resurgence. Because people are seeing the
complete connections between what Ayan Rand wrote and what is
happening today at this very moment. So it's time to go Gault
everybody. And again, something you heard on this show first
before it became mainstream knowledge, unfortunately. Have
you read it yet? John,
are you one last week? Yeah, bullshit. You deserve this guy
named Galt someone should stop him jackass. All right.
By the way, did you see God? Let me just bring that up for a
second. One of our who shall go unnamed one of our producers in
Finland sent me sent me a tweet test paper from his I think 12
year old who was in finished school but they have English
lessons and hold on a second let me yeah cuz I tweeted it let me
just bring up the bring up the image he sent me the actual
image of a test and here we go
like a Mandela's 94
Now it's that's a nice age. All right, so here is questions
about the USA and Canada and it's multiple choice. And so
here's question number one the capital of the USA is a New York
be Washington DC see Chicago. So interesting that Chicago was put
on that list but correctly answered the Washington DC. The
United States of America has a 50 states and 200 million people
beat 49 states and 300 million people or C 50 states and 300
million people that was answered correctly. Dinosaurs and
fossils. There are many dinosaurs and fossils in
Yellowstone National Park V. New Orleans is famous for dinosaurs
and fossils. Think hookers and blow was crossed off and see
many dinosaur bones and fossils were found in North America.
That'd be the correct answer. But here's where it gets
interesting. Number five, Barack Obama a when Barry was a boy he
lived in Kenya. B Barry was born in Indonesia. See, as a boy,
Barry lived in Hawaii. So this is like really they're
propagating
the the the birther memes
it didn't Well, and this kid actually circled A when Barry
was a boy he lived in Kenya.
That's how deep, deep
but his name is what is it's the kids isn't a known fact that his
name is Barry solitarily. And because it's just like, when did
he become Barak?
When he wrote that book, I think when he was at I think What do
you mean the book or Harvard Yale? The Harvard
the book where he said that he was actually from Kenya that was
in the bio on the book. It says he's from Kenya. Right.
But I found that fascinating. A that that is a question and be
that the end of it. Good answered it it Kenya. I know.
Well, that's interesting, because it's obviously pushing
the meme that it's okay. I think this might be it's okay to be to
be a ruler out Zed not born in the United States. This may be
some globalist kind of agenda or some government thing we don't
know. But it seems that though this is entrenched, or it
wouldn't be showing up in Finland. exactly that way
that nutty? That that's in Finland, man.
Yeah, it's just uh, you know? Well, we must make a note. Yeah,
we should let me say,
I'm going to show my school by donation to no agenda. Imagine
all the people who could do that. Oh, yeah. That'd be fun.
Wow. Rammus good. Yeah. You know, it's like, what if I were
to put together a best off I would have, I'm sure it would
have made different choices. I'm really happy he did it.
This is good. Well, it's better to have a third parties. It's
just it makes it a little more interesting.
Yeah. Which reminds me, I wanted to promote no agenda player.com,
which is such a fantastic resource. But it really does
need a little bit of help from people doing the annotations.
You know, because then you can really just go to that go to no
agenda player.com Look at the episode. And you can find
exactly the topic that was being discussed. Just a little more
crowdsourcing on that. And of course it links from our search
page, our show notes search. So when you find something in the
show, notes@search.na show notes.com You click on the
little headphones takes you to no agenda player right to that
segment.
Just fantastic idea.
It's two totally different people two totally different
initiatives. But yet they linked it all together with the show
actually three with the show notes.
Yeah, it's pretty, you know, if I was a student, and I got wind
of this show, yeah, I could kick so much ass with my papers.
Yeah, it's funny. You mentioned that. One of the keeper's
daughters. She's her thesis is going to be about pharmaceutical
and mass shootings. And the correlation between the two and
like, I have an interesting resource you may want to check
out
you might find you come up with this idea and listen to the show
was she has listened to the show but she came this is horrible.
Her poli sci.
Okay, it's a definitely a shop notch idea.
Yeah, I say well, I'm gonna show you this little search engine we
have you may all you have to do is look for Big Pharma, you're
likely to find stuff going back to ninth decade. Yeah, yeah.
Almost a duo. Not close. But gate. Five years for sure.
Anyway, we want to just stop and take a little breather here.
And, of course, thanks for Ramsey for the work that he's
done so far, and remind you that the value for value model is
still in full effect after 10 years.
Right. And we want to we're gonna make sure everyone who
contributes to this show or the or the show 200x, which we just
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we're back in it back in in town,
we'll be back in full effect. And we take it all the way at
what do we do we go all the way through to the New Year? I guess
so. Except for Christmas. Maybe?
I think we maybe I think you do do it as a joke ball on
Christmas or Christmas Eve? As always, yeah. Christmas Eve. We
might take that off. Well.
Okay. It's been it's been a long year already.
Yeah. divorce.org/and. A that would help. Also the newsletter,
you if you had a copy, and I want to mention a couple of
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questions on the last show. And the people who got to do ask the
questions. Were the newsletter subscribers, because a lot of
people that don't subscribe, they don't pay that much
attention. They don't care. But the one question that never came
up is is the origins of our the intro theme that you just
played, which is kind of a Beatles clone. The no agenda
donation theme.
I thought we know I thought we did discuss it as day Fox. And I
think it was young polet who put that together. You mean the
opening the opening? Opening thing?
You know, the opening of the donation segment. Oh, no,
that's no, that's Jeff Smith. No, that was Jeff. Jeff Smith.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He made that one very early on.
Yes. It was very early. Then he gave up on it. She's man
overboard. No,
he's not he's he sent a jingle just recently the algos jingle?
No, he's not. He's saving children in Africa, how many
times I'll tell you. Anyway, the value for value model works on a
non commercial basis. So that we don't have to have meetings
mainly with advertisers and no meetings. And also we can be
free to speak our minds and deconstructed will something
that is certainly you could not do a deconstruction of Big
Pharma and mass shooting,
you'd be fired. When you when the next day you go on the air.
We just like to come into the office a little earlier today,
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a water powered compressor. Right. And it's technology from
like the 1600s.
Right, just as they they still use this technology in parts of
Washington. Yeah, well,
it's apparently it's gaining a resurgence. And what people are
now finding out what they're doing is that so essentially,
it's a series of tubes. And you and you'd take some water and
you just as long as you have a constant supply of water from a
stream or something like that. It's two tubes and the water
goes into one tube, and then the bubbles go into another tube, it
compresses and then then it poops it out. And then it sucks
in new water and it becomes kind of a an energy source. And
people are now hooking this up to air compressor generators,
and are subsequently able to power stuff. It's, it's I'm like
this is from the 1600s
Yeah, they were pretty bright back then.
It's really phenom. I mean, and there's a lot of
stuff with hydraulics that that could be used to store energy. I
mean, one of the things that used in Washington is they get a
bunch of they get the the generators are going at a
constant speed and when they don't really have any reason to
be strolling up the energy they throw on these pumps. And then
they push the water up up the hill. Yeah, and it's stored up
there and then when they there's just short of energy that water
comes down and it powers the generator. Yeah, it's crazy
thing.
Well, it's fascinating. I mean, it's it's almost it's kind of
like free, free. Energy, as long as you have a water source,
which is not
available, every moving is has energy in it. Well, yeah, virtue
of its motion,
right? But it's not it's not an energy that you don't have to
burn anything. You don't have to, you know, do anything, just
capture it in the tube, and then it kind of makes it well,
you know, dams are a very good source of energy, but they seem
to they seem to be tearing them down more than building them.
Yes. Oh, I don't get it.
I think you saw this note. But in case you didn't, I want to
read a little bit of this because I would like more
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No, I'm currently a slave of the health industry as well as a big
foundation. I heard you bring up in Oh, a few times. I feel the
need to comment. I worked as an OSHA oceanographer for a local
university a while back and oh, a the National Oceanic
Atmospheric agency administration was their main
competitor stration, I think was our main competitor and also a
valuable resource. There's a limited amount of money that is
offered every year for and these are the people who you know who
measure the global warming just so that's what I should preface
this with. So Noah these been even though there's questionable
or questions about the the numbers of they fudged them
doesn't matter. Everyone is all in President that know that you
can argue with Noah. So he continues there's a limited
amount of money that is offered every year for oceanographic
oceanographic research and NOAA is earmarked for a lot of it
whatever scraps are left up for the up for grabs to the rest,
mostly universities who have a similar agenda read climate
change. Many times NOAA ships are in an area that is of
importance to a university lab, and they would let us aboard to
perform a parallel test. The crew on these ships were
frequently totally I'm reading verbatim totally fucking nuts.
Many were career and oh, a seaman pun intended, and would
happily kill a new captain or superior to maintain the status
quo. The crews were often incestuous literally, or were
easily convinced into overtly perverted sexual acts. Think US
Navy minus any training or oversight. They also had great
vessels with world class chefs and housekeeping crew.
Unfortunately, the upper management tends to beat not so
great. And he said you should really look into this. And men,
there's there was a huge scandal a couple of years ago that you
and I missed, they bought this, this boat up in the Seattle
area, it was a I think they paid like a quarter three quarter
million dollars for it. And they were having sex parties and
having family and friends and using a credit card to fill it
up for $40,000 worth of gas. This no outfit is it he says,
Please look into and ridicule this organization. This is where
part of the untold trillions of the national budget ends up to
damn shame. The first thing I tell you when you get on a good
research boat is rule number one. This about video he sent
where the NOAA crew were jumping off the side of the boat and
then a shark grabbed onto one of them. And you have of course
then never should have been off the boat in the first place. But
if you go back and look at just look at an OA party boat, just
search on that visit. This is a pretty corrupt organization.
And I had no fun organization.
Well yeah, I mean you get to go to these cool places. I'm sure
they get to go to Paris parties all the time. These were in the
wrong business.
No kidding. No agenda sex parties. This is no good. barely
have a meetup.
Oh, yes, there are please go to meetup.com/no
just send a nasty note in about I went there and there was
nothing Yeah, but
I don't think he was looking in the right place. Tests for the
woman. Second Chances show well, I
have something we haven't really had a crack on second half of
show but I got some really good that I'm I'm pretty. I think
this is pretty awesome. So there's this guy who worked at
the CIA. For many, many years, he is dying. He has think has
emphysema and he has an operation coming he may live but
he's pretty much not there's certainly not expecting to live
after what he has gone on record saying he has done a an
interview and you can find that on YouTube. And so we have it in
in the show notes. Of course 512 dot na shownotes.com or
now.na shownotes.com. So you can always get the latest. And he
talks about area 51, which he saw and witnessed and was given
a tour of. But more importantly, he talks about the president at
the time, who was so angry that Roswell and area 59 that the air
the airships now area 51. Commanders would not really let
would not tell him what he had would not let anyone on base.
And here is our formerly anonymous, really whistleblower,
from the CIA. Now talking about his experience in what the
President asked him to do, yes.
They call us in, went into the Oval Office. And I wasn't
President Eisenhower was there in Nixon. And they said, we
called the people in from him J 12. From area 51 and S. Four.
They told us that the government had no jurisdiction over what
they were doing. So being a general past general, you didn't
tell him to go to hell without any real good reason? Yeah.
Sorry. He said. I want you, your boss to fly out there. I want
you to give him a personal message. He says, I want you to
tell them whoever's in charge, tell them to get in. They have
this week, coming week to get into Washington, and to report
to me and if they don't, I'm gonna get the First Army from
Colorado and we're gonna go over take the base over I don't care
what kind of classified material you got. We're gonna rip this
thing apart. Eisenhower was going to invade is area 51 was
the first term
so guy has my attention with with this. And I'm pretty
confident he's legit. I don't know if his story is true. But
I'm, you know me. I'm very prone to believe that story. So would
you like to hear his little story about what he saw at area?
51?
No, I think we got other things. I got a couple of clips from
extra and the O M G Show.
Shut up. Here we go.
You fly out. You land. What happens? Can you describe this
whole process what you saw? Hey, because the 13 or 15 miles south
today is for like, different garage door openings. Get in
these garage door openings. Like different sauce for crass livery
first one the Roswell craft, it was kind of crashed up. But
apparently every alien that was in it died except for a couple
to see the Roswell craft and what are some of the others that
you say? Well, the Roswell craft was really strange, because it
look like real heavy aluminum foil. rock next to it. And you
could rock the whole thing from 153 pounds. Could they tell what
the source of power was of his craft? Yeah, it was like reverse
gravitational things. In fact, one later on, I got I got the
the mathematical code for reversing gravity, and a three
by five card.
What do you think?
Well, here we go again. As soon as the anti gravity thing comes
up, my antennas go up because every other guy has got this
formula. I want
the formula see nothing. I want the index card. It's a three by
five. I mean,
I guess it must be a very short formula. Well, it's like equals
MC squared is not a big massive formula. It's very simple.
You know what's so upsetting to me is now we're now in our sixth
year of this program. And whereas you have an if you
people, I encourage you go back and listen to the first couple
of episodes. You'll hear that John was like a new world order
book. crab badasses, dad that's not the curry you're crazy. Oh,
what are you talking about? So you've really way come over to
my side on a lot of this habits big time,
but nothing God.
Oh, what? I can't
be nuts. I had a car that got you know, gas mileage from the
water and you're gonna meet an alien have never showed come by.
But here's the thing on the alien stuff. I'm really I can't
I can't believe it anymore. I mean, I just, there's there's a
couple things. The thing I didn't play in this, his he was
on the the blue book team. So I was like, okay, that's already
code for like Project Blue Beam. And he mentions in this briefly
the Alien Autopsy. Like that was his that was what the CIA was
watching. Like. Okay, that this now I think it's bull crap, but
it's very well done is just imagine
yourself, you know, you're a CIA guy. You're on your deathbed.
And you you think well, you know, I've never really played a
really great gag
way when I could swap broth Blitzer or, or I know what I'll
do. Yeah, good point. Good point. That but I'm disappointed
because I can't get excited about it anymore. I mean, I you
know, I you know, me I'm totally the into the idea that there's
an energy that that has been withheld from us. And, you know,
I look at a lot of the work that Tesla did and think about you
and why did they have to go burn all his books, his research?
What, why? He was kind of, in a way. There are so many questions
that are unanswered that I'm going to die searching for that.
Oh, they burned all that Wilhelm Reich stuff to you know, yeah.
Going energy and
on energy. Yeah. Well, that's because it was basically he was
doing porn.
No, yeah, he's still actually I have a couple of his
publications that were saved. And because there was a lot of
got out, like a, like a real document, his real thing that he
was concerned about what he believed that aliens had had
taken, already invaded. And they started but they have, they're
in a different timeframe. And they started a process called
desertification. And desertification is the idea that
you turn the whole planet into one giant desert get rid of all
these humans
do I don't know hydroponics? You start over yeah sure. You start
over again there
is no reason for it but but the one thing he points out and I do
see this once one every time I see it I go Oh, that's
interesting. Deep and he has it he would he would go into like
some place that is in the middle of nowhere dry desert area and
find like an old building or structure of some sort. And
notice that especially if they're made out of stone or
bricks or something that you would notice is black like a
black mold or black fungus in an area where there's really
nothing else living and it was on on top of these buildings. So
it would be like dirt where there was no dirt now there was
it would be on top you see this black and you see it in a lot of
photos this is kind of a black goo was like sit on top of this
covering parts of the place where it lands and that is he
believes as part of the that that stuff whatever it is, eats
into the to the structure and this destroys and turns it into
sand. That was his theory. I don't know what to do just never
talked about it again. But I've always kind of monitored the
growth of the deserts take a little break here for another
episode of guests the movie
oh and we still don't do we have we ever got a jingle for that?
No, by the time we get a jingle we're stopped doing it. Okay, so
this is a movie that they played recently and I recorded it on
the DVR because I haven't seen it for years it's impossible to
watch in one setting but it's one of the greatest movies ever
made. In my opinion and here's a little clip from it see if you
can guess it. Mary tells me are very nice fellows. What do you
do? I'm on vacation What did you do? Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I work
at lapels factory. Prince Henry's very clever at printing.
Yes, he said Sounds very clever
I happen to know this one because it's old enough for me
to remember this is of course Blazing Saddles. No, no I was so
sure it was right. How about Citizen Kane?
No, no
I really don't know i He
is the classic and I recommend it to everyone all the listeners
all the producers and all the men and women in the on the
ships on the ground and boots in the air. Eraserhead David
Lynch's classic
Oh, wow. I don't remember the donkey?
No, that was the girl who's just has apparently just has fits
randomly having a fit. And she's cured from her fit when her
mother brushes her hair
has been so long that I saw a razor Hellraiser or it was
Eraserhead,
raise your head.
I don't I don't think I've ever seen the raise Lynch. No, I
don't think I've seen it you would enjoy it. Would I'm sure
what if I have there's so many Mickey both. There's so many
movies. I want to see.
Oh no, I'm telling you right now you and Mickey should sit down
to raise their heads on Friday night. And just have a good time
watching Eraserhead. Don't put off. Why are you laughing? Shut
up. So they should have two courses that has just closed
down all the non charter schools and then like college prep,
which is all the charter school kids, they should have prison
prep. Yes. And they should just put the kids into a that's where
you're headed prison because they're gonna go straight to the
Corrections Corporation of America partly owned by Bill
Gates and Melinda Gates Foundation.
And really these these people, you know, they're getting the
experience. They they know how to run schools because they
invest in the Corrections Corporation of America. They
know how to run this thing. Yeah. So
you have this this call these prison prep schools. And then
you put the kids in and you show them how to stand in line to get
food and how to bang on the on the bars and how to drink from a
tin cup.
How to write a book on a grain of rice,
how to make a shift.
Wait a minute. What do you call it? Prison prep schools? Is
that? Is it just called Prison prep? Or do you want a college
prep prison because
they're obviously going straight to prison? They've already been
pushed aside for the other kids. Just get them ready. And I want
to go to prison. Shut up.
You learn how to do tattoos. Yeah. Hey, prison. prep.com has
already taken screw that can't remember to do prison prep.
schools.com. But you think that would be at least worth
something?
Might be because it's going to happen. Or your kid ready for
prison prep?
pre pre prison prep.
Yeah, yeah. To have the early eggs. The Head Start.
We'll just see who else start
for loser.
Prison. prep.com who is using prison? prep.com Oh, here it is
prison. prep.com, the leading prison prep site on the net.
Well, hello. What?
What is the President prep for what?
Okay, click here to buy. No, no, no, no, it's a parking page.
What is a good parking page? There's little little little
justice hammer there. Interesting. You can buy it.
Yes. Screw that. I'm not going to buy that from No,
we're not buying anything. buying anything. Well,
prison prep. What else? I like that I like and also learn how
to bang your utensils on the on the bench bang
bang. Call the prison guards screw,
screw. Everyone gets to wear a nametag named bubba.
He gets a lot of wear a prison outfit, which is, gosh, fun. You
get a number and you get to pick up litter. There's a lot to do
with a blunt stick. Yeah. That's great. That's what it is.
Charter schools are headed. And let's just get out the middleman
and just close these schools. I'm
straight through Yeah, but I'm straight through I think you're
onto something. Yeah, I think so. London Dateline tu tu tu tu
tu tu tu tu agents for Britain's mi five Intelligence Service
have discovered Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's
leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries
to fit surgical implants filled with explosives.
Well, that's being blind. It's just the show's over.
Women suicide bombers recruited by al Qaeda are known to have
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the breast is then sewn up. Similar surgery has been
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Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject
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ignition device and you'll be on the plane and you'll jam it in
your ass and blow it all sky high.
So I guess now when you say hey that bigs got dynamite you ain't
kidding
Yeah, yeah, that's speaking of TSA. I was meaning I have been
holding on to this. So TSA is all over the Do you ever read? I
must subscribe to the blogger Bob TSS blogger Bob.
Do you ever look at it once or why it's so lame. I gave up and
traveled here's the apologist that guy right. These what?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's there's another anti TSA blogger out
dress pretty good.
Yeah, but this is the tsa.gov blog. Yeah, I
know. And this is horrible travel tips for football fans
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Hi everybody.
How they
blowing up train stations. So when did that happen? Was it
some trains being derailed by terrorists? When did that
happen? Yeah, and
when trains being attacked in Madrid dropped about in Madrid
2010 years
ago
Yeah, but I love the whole the whole Orwellian be safe citizen.
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Alright, now I play it off disgusts me. Just America. Just
America people.
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Please
my channel don't didn't this I guess at a certain point you
know give a crap anymore. Do you? Are you are you done? You
just don't care anymore is that
I'm I'm of the opinion. This is hilarious.
Because you don't need to take the train maybe
use the word so I do have a movie quiz.
Hold on a second, ladies and gentlemen. Obvious hold on
where's the I gotta get my jingle here and then. I was I
was still I was still on my whole thing. And now it's time
for another episode of guests that movie. All right. Okay.
After reset, et cetera. Okay. Yes, that movie.
This is actually quite obvious when you when you hear it. It's
the game show that Adam sucks.
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I guess any time
I'd like to hear the whole thing, so I can you know, I can
collect my thoughts. I'm going to guess the Spanish version of
Robocop
close. Ah, Dark Knight Rises.
I should have known odd time for another episode of guests that
movie. Well, I tried. You know, I read Inspire. Actually, I've
read one through 12 Now I don't think 13 is out. And it's I'm
trying. I just can't seem to get radicalized yet. Are you
radicalized? John? You've read a couple of these inspire
magazines, haven't you? Actually, I've
never even bothered Oh. On a lighter note. Yeah, I have a
clip. Okay. This is from the old Wonder Woman series. Wonder
Woman versus the Nazis.
What makes you so strong on Paradise Island there are only
women. Because of this pure environment, we are able to
develop our minds and our physical skills, unhampered by
masculine destructiveness such information is utter rubbish.
Reminds me of this clip that I played just before the show
started going on, here we go now have that one linked in the show
notes. It's pretty good.
That's right now entering second half of show. As you know I do
not I'm never afraid to explore areas that could put me into
great ridicule.
great danger.
great danger, too. And I have a feeling that may be something
that and this is all just speculation and who knows. This
flat earther concept that's been going on I can Yeah, it's worth
talking about AI. And there's there's two parts to what I want
to say. So this really is, I'm just seeing it everywhere.
People are sending me lots of information, then there's a
number of not so much that people can pollute, prove the
earth is flat. But there are a number of things that are tough
to explain. That prove the world is not flat. It's a smear or
something else. And what I'm disputing Ellis,
hold on a sec, you've introduced a new element here. Yeah.
Oblique block reliefs. Oblique,
oblique, oblique, okay. Yeah, this is actually Neil deGrasse.
Tyson says it's oblique, that he says that the world is a little
fatter in the middle, and we're kind of like a squashed sphere.
That's what he says. But the thing that bothers me is, and I
tried to look up the etymology could not find it. I never
really even considered any of this or wasn't probably not even
open if someone sent me an email about Flat Earth. But for the
past couple of years, it's been this. Oops, that's not yours.
Neither one of those. It's neither one of those. No, it's
this one. Nobody has a monopoly on what is a very hard problem.
But I don't have much patience for anyone who denies that this
challenge is real. We don't have time for a meeting of the
flatter society. Now. This is I think, the first time in my life
I've ever heard that phrase, as this a phrase that you are
familiar with. It sounds familiar, but I don't salutely
But who, who used this in recent memory, the Flat Earth Society?
Well, saying we don't have time for a meeting of the Flat Earth
Society.
That whole phrase, I don't know what the whole phrase well, that
I've heard a Flat Earth Society.
Right. I think it's, it's why does it come up all of a sudden?
i This in fact, flat earth people are maybe it's cold
there? Well, I think it's triggering is what it is. I
don't think flat earth people are necessarily against climate
change. In fact, I've found a lot of evidence to the contrary.
But here's two questions I have for you.
Oh, that's an interesting way to go. Did you know that most Flat
Earthers are all in on climate change? ipso facto,
ipso facto?
Yeah. What's that means? The answer is obvious. Now that did.
Climate change is bullcrap. Just like the flat earth is.
Okay. Well, the curvature problem is the one that
interests me the most. Why are you doing that? Well, if if you
do the calculations, then because of the curvature of the
earth, you should not be able to see a lot of things. And the
most prominent example that is used is a lighthouse. And if you
look at the you know, after six miles or so distance, you should
not be able to see a 70 foot Lighthouse because of the
curvature should drop it off more than 100 feet. And this is
a mathematical problem that that is being addressed. But no one
seems to be able to explain exactly what's happening and why
the rules, as we've been told, are not what we see.
Well, there's a lot of anomalies, atmospheric anomaly
is a way you can see the lighthouse when you shouldn't be
able to see it over the horizon. I mean, this is like those
lights you saw on whatever the name of that town, Marfa, Marfa,
you know, that's some Kurt screwball anomaly, too. I mean,
these things happen.
But they consistently people are trying to make the measurements
work as we're based on the circumference of the earth. And
the drop that you should have in the curvature of the earth and
the numbers just don't work out.
Maybe the numbers are wrong.
So that's the curve circumference of the Earth
numbers are wrong, know whatever
numbers we're dealing with these guys, these numbers are all
pigeonhole numbers. I'm sure the plug in these things that could
be all bogus. Have you talked to an actual G all that and who do
you want to do? Well, I'm bringing it I'm gonna talk to
you needed to go to the university over there and talk
to somebody. Well, I'm briefing. I just think we have a moment
moment of insanity.
It's not insanity. I'm just asking questions in second half
of show where belongs.
Yes. Well, I realize is in the right part of the show. There's
no doubt about that. But I'm hoping for more space aliens and
flying saucer, chit chat, as opposed to chit chat. I think
it's more interesting.
I think there's a lot of people who are questioning a lot of
smart people who are questioning this. And I think we have a lot
of smart people who can provide us with more information.
Okay, okay, now it's good. I'm glad you're talking about this.
Just.
It's, it's just, look, it's just a simple question. Why did Why
do none of the calculations of the curvature of the earth work?
Why do they not work? Now? The second part is,
have you ever seen the moon when it comes up over the horizon?
I'm not going to play the game with you because I don't have
the answer. I'm talking about the curvature of the earth.
That's all I have a question about. I'm just trying to get
some answers because I'd be the first to scoff at people. But I
have some very serious mathematical questions. Which
I'm not good at. And you're just saying the numbers are screwy.
That's not much of an argument. Well, I
don't know. I don't have an argument. I didn't know because
I think this is such a nonsense topic.
Do you know that there is no there is no Lane just single
picture of the Earth from space that these are all composites
that NASA's pictures they admitted they admitted they're
all composites of the earth there's not that does not exist
a single picture like the one you always see. It is a
composite made of many different even from light data. This made
up it is not a true picture of the Earth. NASA says we can't do
that we can't take the picture would never look good. So we
make a composite which is there a
wide angle lens it would be very difficult a wide
angle lens from from from the moon.
Well, the moon picture I don't know what the deal is with that,
but it seems sketchy.
It's just little things like that.
All right. Is that it? Well, I have a suggestion. Yeah, Sarah.
Second, leaving now leaving, leaving. You don't have an
exiting.
I don't have an exit.
Okay, this this is the one this is the Obama in Africa. This is
the local report about what's going on there. And then listen
to this.
Every life matters. And that is why this issue is so important.
Black Lives Matters.
You're playing to O'Malley clip. I'm so sorry. Mama in Africa
local rip. Yeah,
I know exactly what you asked for. And I have no idea how that
came up. Here we
go. He's the first sitting US president to visit the country.
His first full day in Kenya brought a moment of controversy
when he was asked about gay rights when you start treating
people differently. That's the path whereby freedoms begin to
erode. Kenya's President said this is not a view he shares in
Kenya gay sex is punishable by up to 14 years in prison. This
issue is not really an issue that is on the foremost mind of
Kenyans. The rest of the visit has been smooth in a country
where President Obama is considered a native son
what does that tell you? They know
they're happy, they're proud, but just get over it already.
Let's be happy about it. Meanwhile,
Obama's aware of this, so he gives us
39 of Dover, Delaware, Private First Class Mariano M. Raimundo
21, of Houston, Texas specialist Raymond Ramirez, 20 of
Sacramento, California, specialist Kyle Pease Doki, Li
21, of mostly Virginia Staff Sergeant job M Raghu, 30, of
Austin, Texas. Where's that list? These people who are dying
in Afghanistan for no fucking reason? That's a list you should
read once in a while. That's two weeks. No, instead, Nancy Pelosi
has the gall after that, to say this.
As far as I'm concerned, we've never ever had a better speaker
than Nancy Pelosi. Thank you very much. Thank you, Mr. Leader
for your generous introduction. But really, more importantly for
your very strong words of commitment to making sure that
we honor our oath of office to protect and defend the American
people in your office.
You don't protect and defend the American people, these poor kids
these 20 and 30 year olds are sent away to pretend to protect
some kind of frickin interest over there and Afghanistan and
you have the gall to stand there and say that you took that oath
of office, which is not your oath at all. It is to protect
and uphold the Constitution not to protect the American people.
You should be ashamed of yourself. And of the way you've
manipulated all these WELL, WELL intent Did mothers and women of
America into following your insane agenda just to get more
votes? Because that is the ugly, vicious truth of what you're
really doing? Do I get to play it? Yeah, you
might as well see canabis pet D on the day. There you go. Oh, I
have a clip for you. Yeah. Now this one he had just a clip I
took it's that this was gonna be this could have been a number of
things. I couldn't use this clip earlier in the show to drop it
in as though it was it was these Gohmert and hold or talking
addicts class or maybe hold or talking to somebody? Or it could
have been an ask Adam about the guests. The movie. And I just
decided is probably the greatest dialogue I've ever heard on a
film ever.
I'm really thinking which one would it be good dialogue is the
key word there. Sorry. I don't see it.
Dialogue of the decade is right after Yeah, it's
alphabetical. I'm sorry. Who does that Poke saccharina Stick
he's playing
with? Doesn't make sense. Why would sacrifice hate us? Because
he's trying to start a war. Somebody's knocking up it's
meant to man. I don't believe that for one minute. You know
what I think? I think saccharides did himself and he's
trying to pin it on us. He's playing us for suckers. Jack. He
wants our territory believe that. This war loses as much as
we do. Oh, come on. Jack, wake up. Wow.
Great stuff.
Yeah. How come? We didn't just do a movie clip of the day. I
don't know what that is John
Deathwish for
with Charles Bronson.
Yeah, wow. The overacting is just a special character. It's
just Oh, it's just like, Wow, that's good.
That's good. Yeah, that's good. Anyway. I want to take the test
real quick with you don't worry, because based upon your answers,
it won't be very long. But it's. So this is the test that they
actually use to come up with this 8% number, which is why I
thought it was interesting to take it. So I have your age is
61. Your gender male, what's your zip code is 994107. Is that
close enough?
It's good enough to use any next question.
Okay. Recently, you may have noticed that global warming has
been getting some attention in news global warming or first the
idea. This, by the way is KQED. This
is PBS, this is your boys over here in San Francisco.
This is your public media online helping them with this bogus
madness. Okay, global warming refers to the idea that the
world's average temperature has been increasing over the past
150 years, maybe increasing more in the future, and the world's
climate may change as a result. What do you think? Do you think
that global warming is happening? answer's yes. No.
Don't know.
I think it is. I would put yes on that. Because I think it's a
cycle because cycle.
Yeah, good. Because of your last answer, you do not need to
answer anything here. Please climb ahead to the next
question. Oh, don't worry. Next question. Hold on. Don't have to
do for. Okay, if global warming is happening, do you think it is
one caused mostly by human activities to cause mostly by
natural changes in the environment? Three other or
four? None of the above? Because global warming isn't happening?
I would say two natural changes to the environment. Okay. Next
question. How worried? Are you about global warming? Very
worried, somewhat worried? Not very worried? Not at all
worried? Not at all? Not at all worried? Okay, we go. Because
we're going to determine your category. How much do you think
global warming will harm you personally? Great deal, a
moderate amount? Not at all don't know.
What good does it is there not was read those again?
So how much do you think global warming will harm you
personally? A great deal a moderate amount? Not at all or
don't? Not at all? Not at all. Okay, what do you think? When do
you think global warming will start to harm people in the
United States? They see how they're leading you down a path
now you can't get?
I said it's not going to harm me, but they're gonna like the
EU, it happened to me go.
Well, you do have some answers. There. They are being harmed now
in 10 years, 25 years, 50 years, 100 years or never?
Well, I would say never. But I could also say they're being
harmed now by the propaganda.
You know, that's not the right answer. I'll say never know.
It's specifically global warming up the global warming
propaganda. That'd be a derivative of the global warming
will go to the next question. How much do you think global
warming will harm future generations of people
so you can't get out your time so I have to answer the same
question, a great deal a
moderate amount. Not at all or don't no, not at all. I would
prefer All right, that's fine. You don't know either one? No.
Okay. How much Had you thought about global warming before
today? A lot? Some a little or not at
all? Not at all. Well, no, some. So as we talked,
we talked about that's what I answered to. How important is
the issue of global warming to you, personally, extremely
important, very important, somewhat important. Not too
important, not at all important?
Well, because we discuss it so much in the show. It's somewhat
important.
I answered this the same way I answered. Honestly, I could
easily change my mind to blog about global global warming
strongly agree, somewhat agree, somewhat disagree strongly
disagree?
Easily. Is the is the operative word. Yes. The operative adverb
I think, I would say was reading again,
strongly agree, somewhat agree, somewhat disagree, strongly
disagree?
And I don't know that was somewhat disagree.
We're almost done. How many of your friends share your views on
global warming? None? A few. Some most or all? Some? i You
sure. It's not a few. What's the difference between some? I think
it's more a few than some here. Yeah. Berkeley? What are you
talking about?
Yeah, I'm in the right. I was in the city. I
was calling me go away. You crazy. Global warming? Oh, which
of the following statements clumped comes closest to your
view. And this is a big one. Global warming isn't happening.
Humans can't reduce global warming, even if it is
happening. Humans could reduce global warming, but people
aren't willing to change their behavior. So they're not going
to humans could reduce global warming. But it's unclear at
this point, whether we will do what's needed, or humans could
reduce global warming, and we're going to do so successfully.
I would have that second answer. Humans can't do crap. Okay, even
if it's happening. Okay, good. Got it. Do you think citizens
themselves should be doing more or less to address global
warming much more more doing the right amount less or much less?
So it's also a trick question. I would say less less. Okay. I
wonder what category you're going to be in? We're about to
find out over the past 12 months, how many times have you
punished companies that were opposing steps to reduce global
warming by not buying their products? Oh, that is
disgusting. So you can do say never once a few times, several
times, many times are don't know it's not a it's not a horrible
question.
They ask the opposite question. Well, that makes it tells you
you punish companies that promote the global warming
agenda that on there.
Let me see. Next question on there. Let me see. Do you think
global warming should be a low, medium high or very high
priority for the President and Congress low low? And the final
question. people disagree whether the United States should
reduce greenhouse gas emissions on its own or make reductions
only if other countries do too. Which of the following
statements comes closest to your own point of view, the United
States should reduce its greenhouse gas emissions,
regardless of what other countries do? Only if other
industrialized countries such as England, Germany and Japan
reduce their emissions? Only if other industrialized countries
developing countries such as China, India and Brazil reduce
their emissions? Not at all or don't know.
Well, doesn't hurt. But I'd say Not at all, insofar as that
question is concerned, okay.
Not at all. And here we go your climate profile? Guess what,
what, John C. Dvorak,
you are a dismissive How can I be dismissive? That's right.
You want it? Would you like to know what this means?
Because if I'm a dismissive those earlier questions that I
answered ambiguously don't aren't invalidated. They don't
count for anything
in the United States. So the dismissive are mostly white,
male, conservative and Republican. They are politically
active, strongly religious, and the group most likely identified
themselves as born again or evangelical Christians.
What a CRUD that is, that doesn't apply to me in the
leafs.
Sorry, I'm the same.
Amen, you might have to dismiss it. Amen. My brother, I can tell
you what the answer should be for a dismissive I think it's
all bullshit.
People in the dismissive group submissive believe that global
warming is not happening. And if it is, it is caused by natural
changes in the environment. Most believe there is a lot of
scientific disagreement about the issue. So let me just say
something about this. Consensus is not science. Science is not
consensus. Science is empirical fact with repeatable, repeatable
processes. Not a model that predicts something like you
know, the children of Britain will never see snow except in a
snow globe. Okay? It's science is not consensus. Am I wrong
about this, John?
No, I asked to be repeatable and observable and you can't and
everything like that. In fact, we have it in the show notes and
one of the we had some one of our listeners are you guys are
idiots for thinking that the world's not coming to an end?
Yeah. And he went on about it. And you know, I find it very
insulting because of the way he phrases but then again, emailed
is naturally. I could be wrong, but I blew up.
Yeah, that was I was funny.
Yeah, I know, you get the biggest kick when I do that. So
it would do it about once a month I get on some poor guys
case, there is an upside to all this. But let me finish the one
thing that we have in the shownotes is the guy who went
out and actually checked the tide, the tides, he says, you
can talk all you want about the these computer models. And by
the way, we had a big fiasco recently about computer models
and the world's economies, because somebody had the wrong
formula in an Excel spreadsheet. Happens all the time.
Or how or how about the vault member the volcanic ash that
erupted it was going to blow it was gonna know, all airplanes
had to stop, no flying, we had to stop flying because the
planes are going to be crashing everywhere. It was the most
beautiful flying weather ever. He would remember that. We had
we had pilots emailing me, like this is crazy. It's fantastic
here, because they predicted where the cloud was going. And
they were wrong.
Yeah, they can't even predict that. And so we had this this
these problems. And of course, the guy goes on measures all the
ties that are supposed to have gone up and down in the rest.
And he finds a lot of them are gone down. And the title
differences and he doesn't see it. He says I went out and
looked I went from you know, he's a big shot in this. He goes
around the world. And he says I'm not seeing anything that
they're talking about. There's no evidence for you to fall.
This is where I thought you were going, John, as you announced
the second half of the show, and there's only one clip that needs
to be played for this second half of show the
mother of a missing Oxnard woman Dawn ved bunker believes that
her daughter is in the middle of a mysterious death investigation
tonight and may be having a mental breakdown. This past
week, police found a man's decomposing body in an SUV
parked in the Palisades. And at a townhouse down the street.
They found hundreds of guns and tons of ammunition. Well, it
turns out that the dead man's fiance Catherine net Braun is
Dawn ved bunkers boss, and the two women were with the man when
he died. But they never reported the death because they believed
he was a secret agent. But with a twist.
He was part alien and part human nice. And he was out to save the
world. And he was higher than the CIA. And that every time we
were there, that we were being watched
and the women apparently believed that alien or CIA
operatives would collect the man's body while they went to
Oregon who was craziness that was totally nuts, Harland Braun
is the fiance's attorney and is shocked by what was discovered
at the Palisades home. We found a lot of cash, we found guns, we
found stuff that could be used for snipers. There are cars that
were modified for desert travel. He could have been working for
anyone. It's hard to imagine, however, that it's a total
figment of imagination because there was so much money
involved. There's almost $5 million worth of guns that were
taken by the police. The police also uncovered six and a half
tons of ammunition at the one condo in the Palisades. Laura
van bunker isn't quite sure why her daughter believes the aliens
secret agent story. But she wants her to come home now and
get some help.
has a great story of this great,
great story. Great story. Where'd you pick that up from
has been around the probably tweeted to me 20 times. Yeah.
And you know, what can I say? Other than makes total sense to
me. I'm all in on that. And now it's time for another episode of
guests that movie. However, I want you to guess my movie,
John. I'm turning the tables. Oh, that's
a good one. You turn the tables on me. I didn't expect that way.
You can believe Mr. pecker. My name is Peck or you could accept
the fact that this city is headed for a disaster of
biblical proportions. What do you mean biblical? What he means
is Old Testament Mr. Mayor, real WRATH OF GOD type stuff. Fire
and Brimstone coming down from the sky rivers and seas boiling
What are years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the Dead
Rising from the great human sacrifice dogs and cats living
together mass hysteria. I get the point. But what if you're
wrong? If I'm wrong and nothing happens. We go to jail
peacefully, quietly will enjoy it. But if I'm right, and we can
stop this thing, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions
of registered
voters. Yeah, Ghostbusters. Oh, very good. Very good.
Care, man. You talking to me? You got to come up with better
stuff than that.
I thought it would fit in nicely with the CLI fi. Ed's totally
well
that's kind of that was a dystopian situation. Yes. Okay,
well let now you gotta play my clip and you gotta tell me this
is I think more this is a dystopia. Wait, wait. This is a
dystopia era. And but it has all these nice memes and I like
maybe I should have you killed.
Who's gonna complain? You always violate people's constitutional
rights. This is my JL Kersey and I'm the law that means I get to
violate your constitutional rights episode Yes, that
was that Revenge Of The Goonies
Death Wish three. Always death riffs three was desperate. For
huge difference.
I can understand I'm sorry, reminds
me that did nothing bugs me. In Berkeley. Nobody knows how to
make a left turn in a big intersection. What the You know
what you say you're right, you have a left turn lane and has a
bunch of people behind you. Normally what a what a normal
driver knows what he or she is doing. You push yourself halfway
into the intersection. So when especially in a crowded
situation of the light, you could the light turns yellow,
you get you and the guy behind you and the guy behind you can
all make the turn up through. Yeah, but do that they stay at
the line. Way back.
That's actually illegal. That is the California law you're
supposed to pull forward. I don't think you're allowed to
stay at the line. I
don't know if that that is I don't believe it is illegal. But
they stay at the line and then when the light turns you know,
yellow to red. They shoot out and make the turn if they ever
want to stop.
It screws up all the traffic and you behind them don't get to go.
Just annoying. Yeah. All right. Well, I'll hit it for that John
Cena for today. Home Automation is so important. I don't know
how people can get can't get. I don't know how they get by
before home automation. Your home must be totally automated.
It knows when you leave for the office and you're off forgot to
turn off the kitchen. Here's
how it works. Here's how it works. Mickey says to me Honey,
can you turn on the backlight before we leave? Pure Honey,
I'll automate that. And I literally stick a plug into an
outside socket. That I'm not kidding. That and then sometimes
when we come home and it's all pretty and the lights are on,
I'll say, Gee, someone cares. And that's that's it. That's our
audit. usually forget the front porch light. But home
automation. This has been going to this member x 10 this is how
it all started. No
I the I remember home automation in the 70s What was that with
strings and pulleys? No, I'm telling you this. The X 10 thing
good pre is pre dated by other crazy ladies. It never went
anywhere. Then when x 10 came around it was like this is it's
finally standardized as Batson standardized, again, you
have these big, big ugly things. You have to plug in everywhere.
You know that the
big clunker so I put one of these. I put an X tent system in
my mom's house. Uh huh. Maybe she would, John. Hello, can you
come in and take this stuff out? I can't figure out how to use
this stuff out. It's okay. You push the button and turns it on.
And I now know how you mock the dead. That's crazy. My this is
exactly what she said. With a microwave.
Pull. I gotta listen to the rest of this woman. All right. So
this is from a father as in a religious father, and I'm not
sure if I can mention his name. So I want in the morning Adam.
Here's another story about training drills at schools with
a little different spin. I'm the pastor of a small parochial
school in a town of about 10,000 people after Sandy Hook because
parents and staff were freaking out about school safety. We call
the local police department to send a liaison to do a
walkthrough of our facility. After the walkthrough, the
liaison recommended that we invite the county's tactical
response team, their version of SWAT to provide training for our
staff Ah, this is great stuff by the way you can this is
fantastic. During a teacher in service day when there were no
students at the school, the TR T the tactile response team came
to train our teachers. While I was expecting a morning of being
told to hide in the corner of a classroom if an armed assailant
entered the school, it was a bit of a surprise and we learned
that the TR T wasn't there to train the school staff. No, they
were there to run drills themselves. They had nine
millimeter Glocks and ar 15 set up to shoot pink field gas
cartridges at each other. They were happy to have the floorplan
of our school to add to their database and spent the morning
shooting at each other and the walls and the hallways of the
school with paint balls. The three scenarios that they set up
were a random bad guy taking a class hostage, an angry parent
taking a class hostage and a urine bomber like the look of
like wearing an IED. Again, taking your class hostage, it
seems that the proper response to each threat was to scream at
the assailant and then light him up with pain balls. Father,
you're great, except the IED wearing perpetrator once the IED
was identified, which in this case was a piece of cardboard
with a word bomb written on it taped to his chest. They were
just supposed to shoot him until he dropped. The best part was
when they asked if I wanted to run through the scenarios. Not
wanting to miss the opportunity to shoot off duty police
officers with paint balls I gladly accepted. Yes, a man of
the cloth. When the training was over, the officers swept up the
empty gas cartridges and did their best to wash up the paint
filled walls. The next day when the students were back in class,
they discovered a few random paint splatters that were missed
in the cleanup. When one of the students asked a teacher about
the splatter What else could she say other than the paint is
there to keep you safe? I will say because this is a small
town. I know a few of the officers in there good guys.
It's just unfortunate Law Enforcement Training has turned
into combat training effect you and John talk about regularly
and hopefully is appreciated by your listeners.
Yeah, the militarization of local police. It's a military
state. So let's make the cops part of the military exactly
dressed like it. They were all there. They were the armor. They
got that good. They hold that gun and that funny position, you
know, right to get into that funny, crazy position. Yep. And
they got automatic weapons and the whole thing. Yeah. Why is
this little towns even need a SWAT team? It's crazy. And I
want to bring something else up, which says we're talking about
this sort of thing. These these primaries? Who pays for these
elections? And who pays when you have a primary in California,
which paid the bill? Printing the ballot, doing all the
corporations,
the taxpayer. So what do you mean the corporation? guessing
they're free of this? Do you want it costs on average, to do
a primary or general election in terms of what it cost per voter?
No, to put it on? Between 10 and $17? Dang, a person Dang. Now,
so that is what got to me. The fact that South Carolina
Republicans or even the California Republicans who will
let you vote as an open ballot, or boasting around the electoral
people that have the money to put these elections on so in
other words, the California taxpayer, or this South Carolina
taxpayer is paying for the primaries of the Republicans and
the Democrats when it's their little piece of business. It's
not the national election that I can see you can book a the
states can pay for that. Because it's important, you're elected,
you're you're actually electing people. You're not electing
anybody in these primaries. All you're doing is just, you know,
saying, Okay, I like this guy, or like that guy at the cost at
the expense of the taxpayer. They should go, Iowa and some
other states, they've Screw this, we're not going to spend
this kind of money on the stupid things that these parties want.
It's their business, let them do their own thing. They have
caucuses, and then they have their state convention. And the
convention like the National Convention, chooses the guy
who's going to run their states. So that doesn't cost the
taxpayers anything. This entire taxpayer thing is an outrageous
scam. And what galls me about it is that South Carolina makes the
candidate jump through hoops while the taxpayers pay picking
up the tab for the whole thing. These things should be banned or
the party should pay for him. The taxpayer should not pay for
him. The only reason that they've even existed is because
during the 50s and 60s, there used to be a lot of publicity
about all these guys are being chosen and cigar smoke filled
rooms. And I remember that when I was a kid because there was a
big complaint about these conventions choosing the
candidates and the public should choose that course the only
benefit of anybody for the public to choose and they
they're not even interested in voting in primaries is that the
media again gets to pick up a lot of free at you know a lot of
advertising for their bottom line. So let's make these
primaries and then stick the taxpayers the media should be
paying for these damn primaries are getting all the money out of
it. The taxpayers are getting screwed
cash on severs or accident diva. You are over
10 But the head, which is low by well 10s of millions of dollars
go to these primaries it comes right out of the taxpayers
coffers during a depression. This is ridiculous.
All right. Maybe we should hit everyone with a little bit of
Dateline Vancouver, emergency shipment of 100,000 Condoms sent
to the Olympic the Olympians in Vancouver. They were running low
on rubbers. What are they doing over there? Now? Now I know why
people are willing to go compete in the Olympic Games for no
money is because it's like getting laid like like, like a
crazy person over there. 100,000 condoms 100 That's 14 per
person. And by the way, you know, that's 14 for every man
and woman you only need one for the two of us. You know you're
getting laid every single day at this rate,
or more and more than once. When we heard about
the condom shortage in Vancouver we felt it important to respond
immediately sued carried Whiteside can Fars executive
director.
What is Khanfar? I don't know. Let's look it up. Of course,
why'd you know the why even explained it in the article? The
organization had less than three large why bother? Why bother?
Assemble three large boxes of about 8500 condoms, much to the
relief of libidos at the Olympic Village. They're expected to
arrive on Thursday. free condoms first started to be distributed
the Olympics in Barcelona, the 1992 games. What is Khanfar? Oh,
Canadian foundation for race for AIDS research. Hmm. Sounds like
a PR stunt actually. Yep,
yep. Yep. It's a PR stunt that you bought. Well, no, I
mean, I'm just what I call The Real News. scuze. Me. I don't
want to say I bought into it.
Okay, I'm just, you know, yeah, I think people should get it.
Everyone should get a ham license. It's not a big deal. If
they listen to. If they listen
to this program. They should.
Yeah, they should. Yeah. It's not a big deal. It's good to
have. It's kind of cool in some nerdy way. People always say I'm
a nerd. I'm a geek, willing to get your ham license. If you're
nerd and aghast. I see some of the women out there. Yeah, who
like to call themselves geeky girls. Oh, I'm geeky. I'm a
nerd. Yeah, a lot of actresses do this. You know. What's the
name of that girl in the love Ms. Show? She's Oh, I'm a geek.
I'm a geek. I'm a kind of I play games on the computer. This I'm
a geek. Oh, you mean Jolie O'Dell? Julie O'Dell, she's,
she's not an actress. Maybe she is. No, I'm thinking of Anne
Hathaway really claims to be a geek girl. She's not a geek girl
know what she says. You ask her. Like, the computer
buzzing her out at Mollywood Mollywood. You should have a ham
radio license.
Ma if Molly get a ham license. I'm banning her from Twitter.
You're banning her. Or you're blocking her which one?
Blocking but it was an F.
John F Dvorak.
Mickey should get a license.
She doesn't know she does not claim to be a geek girl at all.
She does. No, no, no, no. She is not going to get her license.
Now I think Natalie del Conte. There's another one
right? Oh Nalli del Conte must get a license. How
about Veronica Belmont? Absolutely. She
makes a big deal out of being a geek. If you don't
have your ham license. You are not a geek girl.
I think we've gotten to something here. This is going to
be our this is 2018. Ladies and gentlemen. We're kind of rolling
it out in advance. But a heads up on what we're going to be
pushing.
This is the new agenda on the no agenda show.
I have a couple of oddball clips. I do have one just a
little because I know you've got a bunch of stuff left. But I do
have a little entre Mall.
Oh, and that's the little thing that the little thing the chef
has prepared specifically for You to cleanse your palate in
between. Yes, it comes in a little shot glass and you'd be
you can delusionally
you don't know why they're just gonna give you a shot at
something that'd be great. I don't know if you should drink
it or are you spoon it you never quite hands? Yeah, they usually
they usually there's instructions that come with the
entre ma i always
like the chef and the chef has prepared this for you especially
Have you got a whole fucking thing he did earlier? And
bullshitting me with that? Yeah,
I know I hate that by the way I will always want to throw it in
the waiters face when they say when they lie to me and be lying
to me and
by the way I've had a lot of lie I've had a lot of success in
Austin with my 142 degrees what temperature would you like your
meat sir 142 degrees 60
Forgot about I think I'm gonna try it has someone asked you
this yet or you haven't been no no and the West Coast they still
don't how would you like it done? They've not asked what
temperature
in Los Angeles, Texas thing? No, it's Los Angeles is where I
heard this first.
Oh really? gravitated up here once thank god
that's why we gave you the Fukushima ratty right
here that I'm going to spit it the guy in and throw my napkin
down and walk out Okay, so I've got a couple of I get just a
little braid this the lighted lighter part of the show right
here. I want you to determine
I thought the Iraqi the ISIS army was Al Qaeda army was the
light part of the show.
Yeah. I got a couple of quizzes for you. Oh good. We love
Craig's got it. What is the network? This is a show that's
not called the it's about the aliens when they invade and what
we're going to do about it and all the rest of it. Okay, and
here's the clip wants you to tell me the network that it ran
on but beyond Okay. All right. Here we go theory is logical
probes landed
on the moon three years before humans did. NASA has sent probes
to every planet in the solar system and beyond. If the aliens
are not biological, the harvesters may not be collecting
Earth's organic material for food. But for fuel.
Processing our planet's life forms into long lasting biofuel.
If the invaders are simply drones, that is why they never
answered our pleas for peace. That's why they display
indifference at the destruction of intelligent life forms. If
the aliens are machines, this may offer another tactic. In the
case of non biological attackers, there is one final
step in the plans to fight the alien invasion.
Somehow we've got to get some troops inside the technology to
shut the technology down. And a mission like that is definitely
going to be high risk. The plan is simple.
low tech and suicidal. Next,
well, this is an easy one. Okay, clearly this is the Home and
Garden Television now. Close. I would say the History Channel
probably
well, you know, that would make sense because most recently,
they haven't done anything on history. Except unless it
involves Nazi flying saucer technology.
Which is always nice.
So this no this is I think another fine example of where
this country is headed. This is the National Geographic Channel.
Wow, Nat Geo. Hmm, interesting.
So instead of actually providing us with any useful information,
we're actually doing reports that might have something to do
with the National Geographic magazine. Or at least the way we
what happened. What happened to naked brown chicks? You know, we
used to watch for the boobs. We get the magazine, a mag. My
parents got National Geographic magazine. There's some naked
boobs in there.
Anyway, so I just thought that was well just to give you Okay,
so she got that one wrong. And I have to do one more. Oh, no.
Yeah, one more. This is what is the movie? Guest the movie.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
hold on. We have a we have a jingle for that. Yeah, we do. We
don't want a second here we go. Guess that movie? Yeah. It's
time for another episode of guests. That movie. All right,
everybody. Time for guests. That movie. It's the show where if I
get wrong, my nuts get electrocuted. This has happened
before 1000s of years ago. And the ACES were there to see it.
constructions. The Mayans? The Chinese Egyptians, they made use
of the gravitational effects of the convergence. And unless it's
a map, Stonehenge Snowden great or these are all coordinates
taking us. Greenwich,
the walls between worlds will be almost non existent. Physics is
going to go ballistic, increases and decreases in gravity spatial
extrusions. the very fabric of reality is going to be torn
apart.
Gotta get my pants. Well, this is another obvious one. You make
it way too easy for me. You haven't been right ever. Clearly
this is Ferris Bueller's Day Off. off, or it could be Journey
to the Center of the Earth. Or Indiana Jones and the Temple of
Doom. Yeah.
That's at the end. So I know this is Thor The Dark World.
It's on HBO or dark sea or something as we speak not seeing
that. Oh, then you're not keeping up.
By the way, Wag the Dog apparently is playing that this
month on HBO if you have not seen wag the dog, it is very
apropos. And perhaps somewhat of a coincidence. I think not that
it is playing right now on HBO.
Some message this weekend. Is fluoride in mind. You know, when
I was a kid, they used to have cowboy and Indian fights. You
know, they don't even have a what happened to the cap gun?
Hey, hold on a second. Stop, stop, stop. I'll bet you that if
you do cowboys and Indians in school that you get the you get
suspended? Because you know, yeah,
absolutely. Can't do more than a few reasons.
Yeah, one it's
racism. Violence gun.
Wow, I hadn't even thought of it. We used to do can play
cowboys and Indians is what you did. We're gonna do what are you
gonna do? I'm gonna play cowboys and Indians. Okay. And then we
had rock fights ever have a
rock point? But the Cowboys it is you used to have these cap
guns? Yeah, you can't find a cap gun. If you you. I don't know
where you'd get one an antique shopping and you can't find the
caps for it used to be these long strings of things that you
roll it in there. And you could you could shoot 20 I think it
was about 100 shots, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang and make a loud
bang, boom.
Your mic stand is you got a WD 40 Or no,
no, I actually have the right stuff for it. It's called the
roots called branch handers. And there's I found this lubricant
that makes it's the greatest stuff ever. Out. We'll talk
about an extra and I'll put them on the stand. So I don't have
this. This constant squeaking I know what you mean, because I
stopped doing it. So I didn't pay much attention. Now today.
It's actually funny because a couple times during the show, I
would hear the sound and I thought it was a text message or
something coming. I had no idea. And then I recall. Yes. It's
just really bad today. It is it is yes. Worse than it has been.
I'm gonna write this down. What's it called?
ranch hand or something like that. I'll get the name. ranch
hand. It's a very obscure lubricant that I saw. Yeah, I'll
bet. Oh, no, I'm telling you for like WD 40. And just any sort
of, it's a synthetic oil. So it's a very slippery rock girls
want to try? Yeah, ranch. Thing and holy mackerel ranch hand.
It's a little pricey be
on the safe side. That must not be it. Now I know what you're
talking about. I don't know.
I received so many emails from people who are who go back to
the beginning to Episode One and listen to every single episode.
That's
right. Why would anyone say this is this? Sounds to me like
someone just feels like torturing themselves?
Is this? Is there something? Is there something important about
the show that I'm missing? This, there's something we're doing
that is striking a chord with people one way or the
other. Yeah, but that really doesn't begin until show 100.
Right. Well, yeah, true. But I guess people just want the
genesis of how we got to show 100
Well, hopefully they make sure Well, I guess we can show it
show. 100
Actually, that was a was an important show. I remember where
I was unsure. 100 Yeah,
you're in the dumps? Yeah. And a downer. We
actually we actually, we had a conversation about quitting the
show. At show 100 I remember this.
Yeah. You wanted to quit the show. And I urged us to go on
and fight the good fight. That's right.
I think it went something. I don't think it went quite like
that. I didn't hear you go fight the good fight. I think Don't be
such a pussy. Something like
that. Yeah. Such that you're busy, man. I think we've done
enough. Let me do you. I think we've done enough. We've done
100 shows. And I think we've talked we touched on all the
topics we need to touch on. That's we made our make, we've
made
them bullcrap. No, no, I was I had left my wife it was it was I
was confused, you know, um, that was in love with everything was
nutty. And then there was something had happened. I can't
recall what it was. Exactly. And it made us question everything.
Don't you remember there was something that went down.
But I think we were questioning stuff pretty early on, not to
the extent that we are now or just like pretty much
everything. We finally finally figured it out. Yeah, everything
all the crap.
IBM people think of IBM is you know, like they make a computers
now. IBM is main business is managing systems. They, in fact,
under Lou Gerstner. They were even like my client back in the
in the 90s. They really built a huge multibillion dollar
business on managing systems and they manage systems for
everything from healthcare, to police forces to banks. I mean,
they that's really their business. Right, John? I mean,
you know more about that than I do. Yeah. Well, this is where
you say, yeah, and here's okay. But you don't have anything. All
right, that normally you have an anecdote. No. Okay. So IBM, this
week sent over 200, Senior IBM executives to Washington to help
lobby for the passage of the Cisco cyber security
assurance. So let's go over this again. Why? Well, they now if
I'm a big company, I'm gonna have to be doing a lot of work
now for the government for free.
No, no, IBM does this for their clients.
Oh, is it? Oh, I see what you do. All right. They're the
middleman. Yeah, they run this girl for it. You're right, of
course.
But but here's the kicker. Remember the last time IBM
worked with sharing information with the government?
No. Oh, Shall
I remind you that IBM actually put together the punch card
system that helped
John by the German Yeah, the Nazi Nazis?
The Jews Jews. So is this really something we want IBM doing
again?
That's a good one. Good catch.
It's It's sickening is what it is. So you can look this up IBM.
In fact, it wasn't your buddy who Edwin Black is not your guys
let your Edwin blades Yeah, he wrote the book, IBM and the
Holocaust, the strategic alliance between Nazi Germany
and America's most powerful Corporation. And they built what
was the name of that machine. So Hollerith card sorter Hollerith?
Yeah, punch card technology Hollerith. And that's what they
use to sort out the population to find the Jews to send them
into ovens. That's what that's IBM is legacy. And now IBM is in
Washington, trying to get your information. I wonder who
they're gonna go after this time?
Oh, no, but this doesn't sound like a good idea.
On that reason alone, this should be voted down just the
whole idea that IBM is even involved this is horrible. This
is usually where you say that I'm following Britney Spears
no doubt you mentioned it did happen the other day and your
name still on there.
And then and it shows up at this you see me as a tweet and then
it says Adam follows Britney Spears is that how it works?
No no. On this on the left hand column we are this is who to
follow. I wrote a whole column about how stupid this is.
Because I'm not interested in following half of these people
right? So but they could do an analysis of who I talked to and
what you know they could do in a line analysis and figure out who
I really should be following but they don't anyway so they chose
a Britney Spears and it says followed by and a name is a
bunch of names and I'm always on it oh yeah at the top
Could you turn up your your your microphone a little bit? Can you
turn up your microphone microphone is good if you can
turn up your phone That'd be better this this yeah more Wow
world of difference, though yeah right Would you like a fun fact
while we're at it
I'm you know I'm I am Mr. Fun fact. Where does the name Taser
come from? Ah ha. I thought I knew that. It is
an acronym. Yeah, I would think so. And the guy who invented
this named it after one of his favorite science fiction
characters, Thomas a swift and and the acronym stands for
Thomas, a swift, electronic rifle. Taser. And people who
know me know that I have read all the Tom Swift books
I'm finding this hard to believe no. Looking at the weak
Jaws like oh wait a minute.
It's not explained on here. We try this you don't you don't
let your Why do you not like my factoid. It's just one of those
things that I think was it sounds like it was reverse
engineered that's the reason i
You don't you don't like my That's the reason remember right
there. You can't say fact without act. This is my new this
Monday when this what a great slogan act. So my mind without a
doubt, my hobby, my passion outside of this program is high
frequency radio transceivers and antennas I'm really into it. God
knows why there's something going on that I'm being pushed
by the universe into this. So I go looking for podcast, because
you know, I don't know I had something to do with that. And
it's like, oh, this could be great because you know, you're
not going to find this on NBC Discovery Channel that doesn't
have like a thing. Yeah, maybe a ridicule. So there's all these
podcasts Linux in the ham shack, ham nation. Ham radio today. And
let me tell you something, they all suck balls. Every single one
of them is horrible. And people think that it's fun. It's not
fun to listen to you talk bullcrap about yourself for an
hour before you get into what it's really about. What the what
the point of your show is about? Yeah, I mean, yeah. Unless you
have a show. That's about talking bull crap. Oh, okay,
then that's good. But get into it. And you might want to
consider when you do get a chat room who can sit there and yell
at you. As far as annoying as it is, it's it works like that.
Yeah.
No, I think the chatroom was valuable it is. Even though I'm
sorry. I said that.
Wow, hold on. Let me pick myself up off the floor. It's valuable.
All right. I got this lots of stuff. Yeah, I want to save that
for for Sunday, because we're going pretty long here. I do
want to I do want to say one thing. And next time you see a
some kind of propaganda about North Korea, which they might
bring back? I don't know. It depends. Do you think they'll
have any North Korea stories between now and Sunday, or is
actually down to stuff that's just they still had and they
gotta get rid of it. I'm loving the news so that they basically
have two types of footage that everyone's using and play this
little game and pointed out to your friends and family. So that
you know that the propaganda is working. They'll show you the
three three things. You see a bunch of dudes marching on the
street and perfect like goose stepping. You see two trucks
with missiles on it bound to the to the top. And my favorite new
one is you got like 30 guys in the field. And the one guy does
a somersault. Have you seen that one? No. Yeah. So they got like
guns with machine guns and they're running through a field
like they're attacking. And then one guy does a forward
somersault and shoots his machine gun right in front of
the camera.
You got the other one, you get one get the one where they shoot
a bunch of these missiles from the back of a truck.
Yes, yeah. But that's not using that one. They're not using that
because
well, I saw it recently. And then of course, Kim Jong on in
that binoculars. Yeah, but
that's all that that's all. So that's that we've done that.
It's It's not funny anymore. We've
done it all. My advice is to have these five clips ideas in
your pocket written down and then when they start showing us
in you or somebody that you know is susceptible to the phony
baloney say, here's what they're gonna do. And he happened to
hand him the card real quick before they run this
somersault guys. My favorite though, I think. Yeah, I don't
know if he's exclusive to CNN. But he's really funny. And it
looks like little green army men for some reason. They look
exactly like little green army army dudes. Yeah. And so the the
form of somersault is pretty cool. There's a big push right
now. And it's a war on weed. And at first I didn't see it, but I
was lucky enough to be driving around a bit with Miss Mickey we
went to our dance class and stuff as you know, I don't have
a phone anymore. So we listen to the radio, the radio, listening
to National Public Radio, national Pentagon radio. And the
small study came out a very small study that says, ah, even
casual marijuana use can mess up your brain if you're a young
adult. Ah 20 pot users in the study 20 There's a huge
study, which was huge study of 20 ages
18 to 25 said they smoke marijuana an average of about
four days a week for an average total of about 11 joints. Half
of them smoked fewer than six joints a week, researchers scan
their brains and compare the results to those of 29 users who
are matched for age, sex and other traits. The results show
differences in two brain areas associated with emotion and
motivation. Yeah, yeah, the amygdala. No kidding, man. I
don't want to clean up my room right now. Don't worry But users
showed higher density than non users as well as differences in
shape of those areas. Both differences were pronounced more
pronounced in those who reported smoking more marijuana now. So
this prompted this prompted an entire barrage. And this is
clearly PR companies at work. An entire barrage of reports and I
heard this one on NPR, which is just a quick clip, it was like a
seven minute bit. And it was all about moms and parents and dads
in Colorado, and how they're dealing with their kids because
you know, you can't legally consume the devil weed until
you're is 18 to 21 in Colorado.
I don't know. I think it's 21 maybe 21.
So you can't legally consume the devil weed. And now I grew up in
Amsterdam, where there never has been an age restriction is not
even technically legal. But it's just it's allowed. And yeah,
when I was 15, I maybe even 14 I'd smoked a joint Am I okay,
that's great. Yeah, that felt kind of funny. But no, because
it was wasn't such a big deal. You don't walk around stoned all
day. Same with alcohol. If you look 16 or 15, you could go into
a bar and get a beer. No big deal. But listen to these
parents. Instead of having a normal dialogue and a normal
relationship with their kids. Now these are teenage kids. This
one parent really stuck out and I can just visualize this woman
and she needs she's so wired. I think she's just going to
explode she's I don't know This is sad, really sad when I hear
this one in six kids who uses marijuana eventually becomes
addicted to it according to study cited by the National
Institutes of Health this is so that we have this one study
really. This one study
Lisa Phil home is a Denver mom who attended the panel. She has
had lots of open very candid discussions with her two teenage
sons about the pressures and temptations to use pot. But at
the end of the day, she says kids need firm boundaries.
And I think it's pretty clear when you're an adult. Figure it
out for yourself when you're a kid Nope.
You already hear this Nope. Listen to this mom. Nope
zero I mean we have a zero tolerance policy in our house
which involves urine testing at home if we think we need it no
way no way there was no way and I think that is how you have to
handle it
not zero
All right test your urine stop you know I'm looking for here do
I get it yep clip this woman needs to smoke a joint on
believable What a horrible person that woman is. She needs
to smoke a joint I'm gonna get your kids okay you're taking
urine test right now line up you do brats No, I
do Tom parent class
in our house which involves urine testing at home if we
think we need it. We put it down. No way. No way. I don't
think that is how you have to handle it.
I feel bad for the kids. I know this poor woman she's she's
completely psycho.
Over the cycle. That's it. That's a plant is that's a
horrible person. That woman
now here's the interesting thing that early testing.
Yeah. Line up. Kids is a weekly urine testing. Here's your drink
some beer if you have to pee. Okay,
guess the movie. Here we go. What am I missing? Hold on. Is
it is it titled guest the movie? Yes. Once
again three Oh my god. Oh my god I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everybody.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean for this to
happen. An accident. Have to apologize to everybody here,
please. I'm gonna put everybody back together. I promise you.
Well, firstly, I gotta put Elizabeth back together because
that's the whole point of this. And then I'm gonna take care of
everybody. I'm gonna get to everybody. Take it easy. We're
gonna take a little trip to New Jersey. It's just right over the
bridge and got an estrogen based blood serum. It's gonna do
wonders for you. Oh, man.
Wow. Now ever seen this movie you would recognize that
dialogue? Well, of
course oh the humanity but that I remember oh the humanity from
only two things I remember it from, of course the Hindenburg,
the famous radio announcer Oh, the humanity and I believe
police academy for citizens on patrol.
So I think that was stolen from Star Trek. That's where we're
at. It came up with the Spock he had this rock that there was a
living rock and then the mind melded with and then yelled, Oh,
the humanity
and is the correct
the correct answer. For this particular clip? Frank and
hooker?
Oh, yeah, no, you're right. You're right. Once again, you
have stumped me, John.
It's a funny idea. To say I would say yeah, the more likely
scenario is the last clip. If you look at all the clip plus
there's one at the very end play it and I think it summarizes the
show. Okay,
too much cleavage. There you go. That would do it. Ladies and
gentlemen. He couldn't clip everything. But he got that one.
Very much clearly much cleavage. Right. Round of applause for Sir
Ramsey cane. Yeah, that
wraps it that was good.
Really appreciate that. And, and everybody who helps produce the
show with, of course with your support your financial support
devore.org/and A but also, the clips, the jingles, the artwork,
the information? What a great community. And we will be back.
Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, you'll
be back I'm sure you'll have tons of stories from the Gitmo
nation, GMT LFU. It's gonna be cold. And maybe a meetup, maybe
some meetup stories.
All right, actually, yes, we're having a meetup on Fridays Ebola
was it's too late for that debate. Well, now
Hey, thanks for coming, everybody. But
I will send out I will have sent out a note. And
with that, we'll see you on Thursday live coming to you from
downtown Austin, Texas. FEMA Region six on all those
governmental maps in the morning, everybody. I'm Adam
curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley, actually London. What am
I thinking? That's why this effort is not going by I'm John
C. Dvorak. We'll be
back on Thursday. Live until then. Adios mofos.org/in
A adios mofo don't lie.