Oh, what a great show. It feels a part of Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak.
It's January 21 2010. Time good Gitmo nation media assassination
episode 167. This is no agenda soaking wet in the western
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Yes, exactly.
So before we do anything, why don't we start right off with
the credit roll.
We have a executive producer. Yes. Who happens to be he says,
to also read this in a Russian accent. But I can't go well, let
me try to do my best
you can try Sure.
I'm the last show. You said that there were no donations from
Russia.
So fix that. I mean, maybe I should start yet. You're gonna
you're hurting yourself.
That's not It's not working. That's really not. No, you
got to think more like Boris. Boris. Show you want no
donations.
Even though I'm sending this from Canada. I'm a Russian
citizen. So they're, well, that doesn't count me now that you
don't have donations from Russia. This came from Val
communications. Okay, is that the whole producer? Val
communications via AOL communications, that isn't the
only he gave me no name
a website or type of a company in Toronto? Oh, okay. No
communication. Alright.
And he said he gave us 222 bucks. 222 Ah, nice. And so he's
the executive producer, and no Associate
Executive producers. No, that's it. One guy. So of course, thou
communications thank you so much. I guess you can be listed
as a production occations
production company to his name he could sit tell us who he is.
It's a company. It's valid. Valid communications. Yeah,
company. communications can now list themselves with the Better
Business Bureau as a producer, as a production company, being
the executive producing entity behind no agenda, Episode 167.
And that could actually get you more clients. You could put it
on your website under about us.
Right? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I would do it. Yes. Hell yeah.
Like they do it.
Okay, so we don't have an associate, Associate Executive
Producer. artwork is to be determined. Thank you all very
much, by the way for stepping up after our call out for artwork.
We've got a couple of artists now and we're now getting them
about seven. Yeah, we're also putting the stuff in the credits
at the top of the list, because that was definitely a faux pas
on our part. And today we have a PR executive John.
Oh no.
Yes. I must say though, it is the same PR executive who
already had credits with commendations.
Oh, really? Yes, so this guy is angling.
Maynard, who I think still has a job with the Australian
Broadcasting Company wondering
it may not last long phoning these up. You know
a couple a couple of people tried you know a couple of
people tried to get on some radio shows and got cut off
after like three seconds of the first sentence because you know,
you gotta like you got to play this you got to give this like
fishing. Yeah, exactly. You gotta
work him Yeah, you
can't just like say in the morning No, judges show me that
doesn't work they'll dump you out
you're there. Right They also have a kill switch as using
seven second delay. Yeah, exactly. So when to count to
seven and see how long is you got to slip it in?
Yeah, God that's the whole point is you've got to slip these
things in very quietly so that really it's subliminal, we don't
want the like the baba booey type thing because that that's
not good enough. We want our, our, our PR executives to really
sneak it in so that it sets into the subconscious of of the of
the listener. And then they'll just start noticing this come
you know, all of a sudden then you'll see billboards you know
in the morning, no agenda show no agenda and people will catch
on to it. It's a it's a campaign. It's not we're not
looking for a quick hit here.
Well, another thing we should think about, for anyone out
there who's creative, you know, you can buy adhesive paper for
your printer. And you can print on no edge To show.com, or
listen to no agenda or put pictures of one of us from the
artwork. There's lots of it. In fact, there's an archive of
artwork. Yes. And, and then you can make little stickers. And
then when you drive up to the toll booth, oh yeah, in Boston,
they're going to go into the tunnel. There's usually you
know, a line you can kind of inch over to the far left, you
get where the barrier is that you can plough into if you're
drunk at night. And you're reliably informed you can and
you can get close enough to it you can reach out with your arm
and put a sticker on there and you'll see it like the San
Francisco Bay Bridge here has tonnes of stickers all over the
place, you know, mostly for rock bands like they're most of the
business so making a little sticker stamp and putting it
someplace especially in the Boston tunnel. or New York has
got some to date.
Let me just correct you a little sticker. I don't think that's a
good idea. I think you know, make it a little bigger
what you don't want it to be so big that you know they track us
down like dogs and shoot us I mean the sticker should be about
three inches by three inches. I think about the most or make it
just something that's that's easily readable. And you stick
it on there and by the way, you also stick these stickers on a
newspaper racks metal poles around town and just everywhere
strand holes anywhere stripper poles.
And they can get a grip on him. And you just make these stickers
and stick them around. Now if you take a picture of the
sticker after you've posted it and send it into us, we will
give you an associate pr pr
oh right PR associate because if you do something on the air
that's really where you get the full executive.
Well no, we've always been PR so should we haven't really so
associate. Yeah, I mean just because they're not there's no
we don't have a PR executive
well I don't know may or may not have been or maybe
two or three times booboo given the honorary executive. Okay,
so in the in the show notes that no agenda show.com You'll be
able to find the actual web page for the Australian Broadcasting
Company that this show was from now Maynard, I think it's kind
of an all rounder, because he was doing a morning show in the
morning. And he was interviewing some woman about horticulture
and in particular about roses. And so he's spliced the two bits
together. For me. I'll play the first bit, which is the
beginning of the interview. And then further in the interview,
he slips another nice little ditty in so here's the first bit
as broadcast on the Australian National Radio. I'm surrounded
by beautiful
plants here in the nursery at Georgetown with Judy sharp in
the morning. It's lovely here in the morning. Good morning.
Is this guy amazing? He actually pauses to say in the morning.
He's getting bold.
The memo is going to hit him shortly.
Okay, now, listen to the SEC, as he's talking about roses as he
wraps it
up. Certainly You've almost got a mess of blooms and each Bush
having you they're trying to come in some of the other roses
like they will to know it's time to give them to to the head and
chuck them away.
But these razors to get to more than two to the head and Chuck.
Yeah. Okay.
What I like is that the woman just
this is the this is a pro. This guy's a pro. He knows what he's
doing. He knows how to slip the propaganda in there. Oh, yeah.
He's nice. Awesome.
no slouch. Let's
put it that way. Man. Maynard, thank you so much. It's a does
it for me. I love it. I really love it. So shall we start off
by saying that I am perhaps just as crazy as a dictator of a
South American country.
That's, that's a point of story. Here's what I know, we're going
to talk about today in advance. And let's make sure that we do
talk about we're gonna talk about the guy in Massachusetts.
We're going to talk about Haiti. And I guess we're going to talk
about this and probably a couple other items, but
and some and some Letterman, hopefully.
Yeah, a little bit. I mean, I have a long Letterman clip to
finish the show off with again, after
the credit, because we know people love it.
Well, you know, we got a lot of Dev, we got more contributions
than usual when we did the last one. And then we haven't gotten
the cease and desist order yet because these clips are little
borderline in terms of lifting content, but
no, I think it's under fair use as news. I think it's very uses
news.
Also, I think it's also something Letterman would
appreciate. Well, I don't care. Well, I don't care.
Yeah, you love Letterman. You have a man crush on? Yeah, you
do that. I mean, they say Oh, he's so funny. You have a
letterman fan.
So Are the so what we do have the clip there? White of
Letterman? No Caesar.
Yes, of course. Let's listen to it right now. This is actually
from what you're listening.
Later we'll go Chavez has once again accused the United States
of playing God. But this time it's Haiti's disastrous
earthquake that he thinks to us was behind Spanish newspaper,
ABC quotes Chavez saying that the US Navy launched a weapon
capable of inducing a powerful earthquake off the shore of
Haiti. This time, it was only a drill, and the final target is
destroying and taking over Iran.
There you go. Is that not exactly what I said? Is that not
exactly what I
said? I just wanted to correct myself for saying Caesar Caesar.
You're the etiquette now, meanwhile, we've got we've got a
dictator, saying the same thing
you say all you want me to do? Oh, yeah. Adam, you said the
exact same thing that makes me think that you and Chavez are
both reading the same whatever it is some paper in Russia?
Well, I have a culture get this
notion in the first place.
Well, I got this notion, and an ultimate. Don't interrupt me
now. And I'll tell you, and I back this up with links in the
show notes. First of all, I get the notion that this silly we
have to go back to the basics that earthquake machines are
meant for war are real. And I go back to
the basics. That's your crazy theory. Well,
Monday, April 28 1997, in the Department of Defence news
briefing, and I have the briefing here from the Office of
the Assistant Secretary of Defence, it's a transcript. At
the time, the secretary of defence was William S. Cohen.
And he's talking about all different kinds of weaponry
about what the Department of Defence is doing about it. And I
will just highlight a little ditty from that there are
reports for example, that and this is the Secretary speaking,
their reports, for example, that some countries have been trying
to construct something like an Ebola virus. And that would be a
very dangerous phenomenon, to say the least. Alvin Toffler has
written about this in terms of some scientists in the
laboratories trying to devise certain types of pathogens that
would be ethnic, specific, specific. So they could just
eliminate certain ethnic groups and races, others are designing
some sort of engineering, some sort of insects that can destroy
scientific crops, yet others are engaging in an eco type of
terrorism, whereby they can alter the climate set off
earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of
electromagnetic waves. So there are plenty of ingenious minds
out there at work, finding ways in which they can wreak terror
upon other nations. Now, that, of course, doesn't express the
state that the United States has such weaponry, but gee,
that's a good point. If that's a vetted memo,
it is embedded memo and from the Department of Defence. And
actually, they removed it from their site. And so I use the
wayback, machine@archive.org. And
they've removed it from their site course. But you did find it
on the archive.org. As from that URL,
yes, yes. And that URL I'm posting
to her site bothers me, of course,
because really, I got a couple more links that relate to that,
which probably is just let the let the listeners and producers
look out for themselves. But let me take you a little bit down
further down my rabbit hole. John, you may have sunk in your
gut
before you do that. Yeah. Do you think Chavez listens to this
show? Or he's getting this information from someplace else?
Because it's not just that that member doesn't say there's
anything going on with this, this, this, this, this and he
also said, this is just a test run. So they test it, and then
they're gonna go, you know, decimate Iran. Where do you
think he got this concept from? They have a CIA ad in Venezuela
or somebody telling, you know, I
do believe this is FSB, I'm pretty sure it's a Russian
intelligence. So it could be complete disinformation that
this was the case, but this is from our own department of
defence. And this was in 1997. And of course, we know that this
is the stuff that Nikola Tesla was working on.
Okay, well, let's go on with your rabbit hole. All right. So
remember, what was the first thing I said when this
earthquake struck? I said, why isn't it amazing? That the the
second in command of SOUTHCOM
Yeah, wait, you did say this. What was the What the heck was
he doing there? Well,
you're gonna love this because when it comes to what we saw
called false flag. False Flag initiatives, ie a terror attack
staged to make it look like someone else or any other type
of event. So this is from next gov.com. And it's kind of a
throwaway line in this article. So it's about actually, it's
about the articles about the defence department launching an
online system to coordinate Haiti relief efforts. So here's
the second paragraph on Monday, Jean demais. De is a technical
manager, that's defence Information Systems Agency for
the agency's transnational information sharing cooperation
project happened to be at the headquarters of the US Southern
Command in Miami, preparing for a test of the system. In a
scenario that involves providing relief to Haiti in the wake of a
hurricane. After the her after the earthquake hit on Tuesday,
demais said SOUTHCOM decided to just go live with the system.
Now this happens every single time, FEMA had a drill before
911, the same exact day, seven, seven in London, there was a
drill, which coincidentally had the drill with explosives in on
buses and tube stations. I think Matt and I once again, there was
a drill for some reason Department of Defence out the
Southern Command SOUTHCOM was just happened to be doing a
drill preparing for some natural disaster. And they happen to be
there. Please, please, John, please. So why could this be
there's a whole bunch of reasons we've talked about a lot of
them. But now reports are coming in from multiple places around
the globe. About the amount of oil that has been discovered in
in Haiti, and I have a link to a French site, French newspaper
site. And about some, some dude who actually warned the
authorities of seismic risk in Haiti 20 years ago. But in
2008 20, oil sites, huge reserves were discovered in
Haiti that apparently make Venezuela's oil reserves look
like a glass versus a swimming pool. So, you know, obviously,
that could come in handy.
Yes, well check this out. So now I'm getting interested, you
know, besides the fact that my you know that,
Mr. You and Chavez are on the same page.
We'll be drinking Cabernet before you know it. And, yeah,
well, hold on. So then I'm like, I'm going to look at what kind
of aircraft are coming in and out of there, because you can
track on flightaware.com. You can track tail numbers. Okay.
Well,
before we go into that, I want to mention something, which was
a number of articles. And you did because I want you to tell
me what, what's wrong with this picture. There was a fact
somebody sent me a link and Crooks and Liars had some links
to some of these articles. There. There's, there's been a
slew of, I would, I would say planted stories about why we
aren't getting you know, that we talked about this last show, why
water's not getting getting into that low airport and port Port
au Prince is there's a very small one runway airport there.
And so the meme is that the place is too damn small to
handle all this traffic, there's no place to put the planes,
there's, you know, you got to spread them out, and you can't
keep landing them. But which was I thought was kind of
discrepant, considering the fact that Hillary showed up down
there and they just closed the airport for three hours. And
then Bill and Chelsea landed at this airport in some huge jet,
just to go in there for a photo op, and then they left. So if
Bill and Chelsea can land you know, why can't Why are all
these other lots of these planes are being diverted. Israeli
planes, French planes, all these international operations.
American planes apparently are landing but these international
pens are being sent to to the other side of the mountain,
which is the other country Dominican Republican, where they
have to make an eight hour drive with their supplies and, and
gear and medicines or whatever, to get into Haiti to do any
relief work.
So this is a fun game. You can play yourself you can go to
flight aware.com and then down the left hand side it says
airport code so you can track all movements at the airport.
The code for a porta Prince is M as in Mike T as in tango P as in
Papa P as in Papa. So I've been following what's coming in in
and out of there. It's got
a four letter code. ICAO code.
It's an Do you can land seven you can land an antenna off
there. It's if it's a big international airport, huh?
What's interesting is that this is still a lot of scheduled
American Airlines flights are still landing there. Delta
Airlines But more interesting is the amount of private jets and
small aircraft, which really can have nothing to do with relief
efforts, except for doctors. And there are a couple of, of
airlines and I've really been doing the research because if
you hover over these tail numbers, actually, I think you
can click on it. It tells you who the who the register who the
registered, who the aircraft is registered to. And so you've got
a lot of these like, tool companies. And of course,
there's a tonne a tonne of charter companies that are
sending their Gulf streams and smaller jets down there, but
I've seen a guy who ain't who owns South Beach, watersports
land and his Cessna 172 from Miami. But the one that I found
interesting was nov 419 Alfa Romeo, which I can actually I
can tell you exactly when it was there. I want a second we'll
look at history. Okay, so it was on the 13th of January. It it
landed at Porter prints. And it's actually a picture of it
with a couple of Well, it's kind of hard to tell if these if
these gentlemen in uniform in, you know, like desert uniform if
they're coming out of that aircraft or not, but there's a
picture of it right there on the tarmac at MTP p, that aircraft
is owned by Mardon Inc. Mardon Inc, is a company that
specialises in petroleum refining, and oil discovery.
know some awesome relief effort going on down there?
Is it a publicly traded company?
I know. John's like, buy, buy, buy buy. So then we can just
look at it today. If you I mean, and you don't even have to look
really who these companies are just looking at the type of
aircraft. So
you're telling me that you don't think that these these private
jets owned by billionaires and companies like Mardon Inc, are
there for relief purposes?
I don't know John, I'm just saying. And there's a lot of
there's a lot of registrations where you click on it and says,
you know this, at the request of the register registering this,
Eric, you know, this aircraft cannot be tracked. There's a lot
of that going on. Why wait,
wait, hold on a second. Why would anybody in there Why would
anybody request that their aircraft not be tracked?
Because it's a CIA? Oh, okay. You know, there's a lot of these
these aircraft that
you're flying out of?
Yeah, just shows you everywhere. So we've got planes coming in
from a lot of them from Miami International. These are the
American Airlines flights they've got and now maybe
they're bringing in troops. I mean, that's possible, but these
look like scheduled flights is a B six. These are Boeing 760
threes. We've got an Air France coming into sort
of 63 I've never heard of such a jet 763 That'd be a 767 300
series. Yeah, exactly. Alright, sorry.
Yes. We've got an Air France coming in today. And that's an
Airbus 320 planes Yeah, these are huge planes. Absolutely. So
but there's also the the huge planes aren't the thing that
interests me because big planes can carry lots of cargo but as
the small twin engine turbo props and they're in and out all
the time look if there's a real relief effort going on what is
some dinky five six passenger turboprop doing coming in the
air they should be diverting that away go away we've got real
work to do here. So that's it's highly interesting to suspicious
completely suspicious and it looks like tourism is just
continuing. That's that's the blows me it's not like you heard
about the cruise ship that pulled up off the northern
coast. Did you hear about that? No. Oh, please. You're telling
me Yeah. Oh, this is fantastic. Here it is. cruise ship docks at
private beach in Haiti for barbecue and watersports.
Like cruise ship is this is maybe the one that that Brooks's
on No no, I'm not. I'm not kidding. Because when he went
out with us, our producer for cranky geeks when he went on
vacation for a week he said that I guess our cruise ship is on
this huge cruise ship is going to not be docking in Haiti but
it was scheduled to well this
is the Royal Caribbean cruise lines independence of the seas
which is one of the larger ones.
I think that may be his boat.
Is that the good cruise
yeah Well,
to look into I couldn't be wrong, but it was the big one of
the biggest boaters. It's huge. It's and it was supposed to dock
in Haiti. And if I known this we have to Twitter remember so that
gets them having to get some photos for us. Well, so
there's a picture here of I don't know if this has doctored
Haiti, but let me just read a little bit from the story. It
went ahead, the independence of the seas went ahead and with his
schedule stopped at a fence in fenced in private Haitian Beach,
surrounded by armed guards, leaving its passengers to cut
loose on the beach. Dude, you're right. This is the gay cruise
just a few kilometres from one of the worst humanitarian
disasters in the region's history. The ship's owners
justified it as a humanitarian call, because the ship also
delivered delivered 40 pallets of relief supplies while its
passengers frolicked on zip lines and eight barbecue within
the 12 foot high fences perimeter, the floor
Okay, we're gonna get some photos from him on this I'm
gonna be quite annoyed. So
here's a quote from one of the passengers I can't I just can't
see myself sitting on the beach playing in the water eating a
barbecue and enjoying a cocktail. While important prints
there are 10s of 1000s of dead people being piled up on the
street with the survivors stunned and looking for food and
water. One passenger wrote on the cruise critic internet
forum. It was hard enough to sit and eat a picnic lunch at
Labadie before the quake knowing how many Haitians were starving,
said another I can't imagine having to choke down a burger
there. No, now. Anyone
knows me from that Coppola movie Apocalypse Now. It is. So you
know, the Playboy Bunnies are flown and logins are taking
place and people are dying. That's terrible.
It's absolutely terrible. Now there's another interesting
thing that someone pointed out to me one of our Canadian
listeners producers. Remember when Obama was in Canada meeting
with Harper?
This was Yeah, vaguely. Okay.
So when he was there, general Mikaila, John discussed the
plight of her native Haiti with US President Barack Obama. So
they had a meeting up there. And the President made clear that
this is something he did care about the economic and social
issues and wanted to confer and get the views of others about
how we could do a better job in supporting economic and social
development in Haiti. President Obama told he'd liked to talk
further, were there on the issue. And by the way, he said,
make sure you don't hang any pictures over your bed. Say that
you're gonna fix that shit for you.
Picture so.
Don't get rid of the mirror.
You're on the ground. In fact, get out of there. So a ronto.
So anyway, now I'm sorry, John, I have to add one more piece to
this.
Oh, here we go. People you're supposed to hold the real
curly, I'll hold this. I'll hold this piece for later. But I do
want to point out and and you know, so after this No, no,
after I got some this good, too, after 40 or 50 years of
completely screwing this country? Oh, yeah. And, you
know, everybody agrees about that, you know, sciences. And
there's no doubt about it. Everybody agrees. We screwed
that country. Now. You actually had a pretty interesting story
assertion on the last show, saying, hey, it was about time
we did this because I need some proper help or whatever. But
what irks me is around the world. Now it's all everyone and
by the way, is always the artists. Let's get together.
Let's do a show. Let's raise money for Haiti. Well,
meanwhile, we just got another 500,000 people out of a job in
the last month. We have 20% unemployment. We're stepping
over homeless people. We've got millions and millions of
children sleeping on the streets with no home to go to, but let's
put on a concert. Yes, it's Hope for Haiti Now, coming to you on
Saturday, courtesy of the same people who bring you the MTV
Video Music Awards. Joel gallon was actually a nice guy, but so
misguided. So
low. Celebrities are they you think they can attract Wow, how
about Wyclef Jean? Oh, Bruce Springsteen. This by the way is
It's Hollywood and its music and movies together. Jennifer
Hudson, Mary J. Blige, Shakira sting, there'll be a New York
City, Alicia Keys Christina Aguilera, Dave Matthews, John
Legend Justin Timberlake, Stevie Wonder and Taylor Swift with a
group performance by Keith Urban Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow in Los
Angeles in London. called play a group performance by Guca who
could do a benefit without him by no the edge J can't go
without binary Jana all performances to be available for
purchase from Apple iTunes Store with proceeds benefiting select
Haiti relief funds. You know, how do we do with that live a
John? How's Ethiopia doing?
Oh, how about a hands across America?
How are we doing on live it? How
about farmers aid? How about any of these things? They and what
about them? First one that was put on that years and years ago,
I think was with the Beatles. And then the guy took all the
money.
Remember, we had to do this big show for all the quarantine
Katrina victims. How do we deal with that? We still got people
like starving down there.
Yeah, choking to death and formaldehyde. So trailers. Thank
you. Hey, great show everybody. And everybody can sit there on
their couch with your hand in your pants, drinking your beer
smoking your doobie, jacking off on a great show. I feel so a
part of it. You know what, let's all make our icons on Twitter
for the beginning of this show.
Oh, let me market that. Let's let's make our Twitter icons
green for Haiti. Oh, yes, I'm participating now. It's crap.
Ladies and gentlemen, bull crap.
Bull. I really feel it pisses
me off. This is about egos. And and that's just a lot of
misguided stuff. And people think they're doing so much
good. Doing so much good. But doing good. You're not? You're
not You're not You're not doing any good.
By there's never been any evidence that any of these
things have ever gotten any better still remember, Hands
Across America was going to end homelessness in the United
States. Yay. And I ran into the guy who was one of the heads of
it. And he was like a nice guy. And he was a nice guy. But you
know, and he was he thought that this, I don't know what he you
know, they was a guy, I can imagine the kind of ego boosts
you could get when you could actually get and then of course,
there were spots where there were no hands where you'd
actually have somebody's hand next to a hand and everyone just
hooked up in this long chain across the country, which by the
way, it was broken into never come never completed. Right. But
it was still, you know, interesting. It's got to make
you feel good. I think this is just to make people feel better.
So I think one of the more interesting fundraising efforts
and of course there's tonnes of them now, right? Every country
everyone's gotten, that's all you know, it's being funnelled
through the Red Cross and I don't have a I don't have Red
Cross in very high regard as to how they deal with their money
goes into the general fund. Exactly. In Sweden,
there was a Haitian earthquake relief Facebook site who they
were called to kronor per member to earthquake victims of Haiti.
And they actually they were up to like 200,000 members by the
time someone actually read the Facebook site. Were in this
association, the SN A, which I'll explain what that is in a
minute, said they were going to be sending 500,000 kronor to
Haiti to ensure that the bodies which are brought home from
Haiti are in as good shape as possible. This being the Swedish
necrophilia Association and it already signed up 200,000 People
who had donated before anyone realised this was a hoax and of
quite some disturbing magnitude. I mean, this is so good
even get people to donate to our show. Thank you. You know thing
like that. That's terrible.
Of course, it's terrible, but it just goes to show and Swedes who
are bored This is a massive necrophilia. This is a massive
mind control. It's not it's not even being run by anybody.
Unless, you know, maybe it maybe it's everyone who went hmm,
maybe everyone who wants to see Avatar. I wonder incidents? I
think Madden. And it's just like because you feel so crap about
your own life and you all someone has it shittier than me,
here's some money. It's just not it's not the way we're going to
really fix the world. It just isn't. And right now there's 15
to 20,000 troops there. And I'm still seeing Anderson Cooper
Vanderbilt pulling babies out of out of the rubble, you know, on
C span, I could see one guy who did some kind of press
conference from the military some command he could have been
in a different studio on a chroma key green screen or all I
care. All you know, for all I know exactly. So anyway, I stick
by my theory, and I'm waiting for my invite from Mr. Chavez.
Yeah, And I think yeah, when anytime soon I can assure you I
think it's interesting to say the least who worked with him.
Interesting to say the least that I call it exactly that way.
No, it's interesting to say the least that he said exactly
pretty much the exact same thing after I did after I did after
you did. Of course, we're always ahead of everything. And anyone
who listens to this show should fact I think it was a month
later and we're still ahead of the game generally. But we're,
we're for some reason we're like Surfers on when we're at the
crest. We're at the, at the beginning of the wave that
sweeps over the regular media, if it ever sweeps over anything.
And that's good. That was a good call. And I still think my call
about you know, just we're just going to take over the place.
Well, no, we both agree on that. And she said that there's a lot
of flights, CIA flights coming in from those airports.
I don't even know if it's CIA flights, because they also saw
like, Hotel chains, companies, aircraft, luxury aircraft,
right. So smaller, like hawkers, so these, like 10 passenger,
you're not putting a lot of pallets of water in these
planes. That's my point. You're dragging. You're moving people,
and they're registered to companies that build luxury
hotels. What does that tell you? You know, I will say there are
certain like Kendricks motorsports, and you go to their
website and they said, hey, you know, we've, we've got our
plane, we've given our plane and of course, kind of motorsports,
they've got a fly. I know if they do motorcycle, they do
NASCAR, so they fly planes around a big part. So it's a big
ask planet said, Hey, we're gonna put our plane in, and
we'll transport whatever you want. And they actually got
local goods. So there's, there is a lot of good being done. But
all of this bullcrap about we can't. It's a huge airport, this
is a tourist destination airport, go look at it on Google
Earth. And I will say it is possible that there's not a lot
of tarmac is always the problem, right? It's that's, that's the
congestion with all of our airports, is certainly in the
United States is not, you know, the airspace around that is
where to park all this crap, when it comes in, there's just
not enough area to actually put the aircraft. So you do have to
have some kind of coordination of get them in, get the shit off
and take off again, and let's roll right? So you do have to do
it. But if but if you've if you're taking up slots, landing
slots with lots of these executive aircraft, and it's at
80 to 85% is executive aircraft. So it's it's I guess it's
politicians, it's, it must be some type of command, I hope to
god Allah and there are some flights that are doctors. So
they're definitely you don't need, you know, a big plane to
bring in a lot of doctors. So that's good. But it's just
highly suspicious. There's just a lot of weird stuff going on,
and it's not being reported properly. And you have to wonder
when you see the news reports, and yes, I think it's fantastic
that we're still saving people from the rubble, but enough
already show you know, show me something about what's really
happening. show me show me show me the all these don't show me
one helicopter pooping out a couple of barrels of stuff. And
then ano Oh, there was no, we couldn't drop anything. Ah, oh,
my brain hurts from all this. Anyway,
I think your brain hurts a lot. Yeah. All right. So you're gonna
give us a lot. Another kicker at the end after we make our plea?
Sure. It says we're talking about aeroplanes. I want to run
a clip. Oh, lovely. Because you know, you're on a roll, you
know, you're not a fly, you can, you can analyse this we know
both know about computers. So this is kind of a long clip. But
I'm going to it's from the new show on Fox, human target, fox,
fox, fox, and it is probably the biggest crock of crap. In terms
of technical anything that I've ever heard in my life. Let me
give you the premise. There was like, I only caught the end of
the show. I can't imagine that I would have gotten to this clip,
by the way, had I watched the beginning of the show. But
luckily, I missed it and only got to see this part because
this because I was it was just ridiculous. So here's the
premise, there was a there's there's some sort of a terrorist
activity taking place on a plane, it goes a guy with a
crutch bomb or something like that got the plane on fire, they
couldn't get the plane fire out for some reason. And this guy
who was a secret agent, or one of his minions flip down this is
like a dream line or a 767 I can't tell could be a seven
triple seven, but it was a bit of a big jet and they flipped it
over and they're flying it upside down. Right and now
they're walking around on a course the unsupported roof
which is not to be walked around on because it's not meant for
that but that's okay. And they're having by the way fights
and things and you know, things like that every battle this
passengers are still out there, hanging upside down on their
side, okay, now. Now I couldn't tell which character this was
the Bible. He was the pilot or Unlike that they can't get the
plane turn right so it's flying in his tree line upside down and
the pilot says and you're gonna hear this part because it's in
here when you flipped a plane over you probably blew up the
computer controls is it this is a fly by wire plane apparently
that's
Oh it's an Airbus of course well is it then of course totally
right yeah, you're screwed.
No, well you're not screwed if you got these people on board.
Oh, so I want you to listen to this this long clip and see how
much of it you can it's like the most astonishing crock of crap
I've ever heard in my life
reduce fires out
your manoeuvre Mr. Crash deflect the process what was happening?
I know how it feels.
First of all, okay, let me just say one thing. I'm flying upside
down in an Airbus. This is not how I talk, John. This is not
like, you must have blown up the flight controls. I'd be like
we're screwed. Busted, dude. You got any ideas? Alright, let's
this is by the way, listen to scaly, scaly. I mean, Solly
Listen, this listen to Sully Sullenberger. You heard him when
he was and he wasn't hanging upside down. He's like, he's
bargaining. You know, he's like, this is not this is so
unrealistic. I already can't stand it, which of course is
greatly worse. Yeah. When you're listening to this stuff, instead
of being mind controlled and watching it here, we got to
crash the flight.
So that's a good process, because I know how it feels.
What if we shut it off? And we need to controls that
control? Sure. But we can roll the plane back safely without
the computer. So can we just reboot the computer or something
which
sounds like me when Meteos down. We just reboot the computer
Samsung
gets better on top. Actually,
he's not that far off. I imagined the flick and shooters
a couple years old, probably like 100 megahertz processing
power. Most laptops are just as powerful. Mine certainly is.
Who's this kid is the girl
is she's like a secret agent. Whiz Kid. A lot of shows of
late. They're portraying the women as the as the nerdy geeks
that know more than the guy say I can name about five shows
where the Head Geek is, is a female.
John, you know, you recall, you went to see that movie Avatar?
Have you noticed anything in your television viewing
behaviour that's changed recently.
Management software to my laptop
where it's negative. So you're just beginning when she starts
talking about the 800 megahertz guide, I heard that. Okay,
processing power. Most laptops are just as powerful. Mine
certainly is
what I'm saying if I could download the flight management
software to my laptop, we wouldn't need to fix the plane's
computer we could just use mine.
You want to replace the flight computer with a laptop
coffeemaker and your daily they flew to the moon with a chip on
that side. These are not advanced systems
when we get the software
this is a manufacturer's internal network
Okay, wait stop
no no right now I know exactly what's happening.
No, no, but you don't know the one one element of this besides
the fact that our laptop probably be covered with puke in
these situations. She's got this laptop that somehow she's going
to connect
the pilot those pilots are hanging upside down well all
this is taking place right?
They were not in the pilot in the front part of it. I don't
know what's going on and well here's flying the plane then I
had the computer up say I have no idea.
We were talking about this. Well, they
anyway she was she's gonna contact the manufacturer of the
software that powers the planes computer. Of course. You know,
it's not as though that these things are processor dependent
or their, their operating system dependent or that they use
special IO that you can have on a laptop and there's no
like or like a plug that doesn't fit. There's no way
in the million years that this scenario can even what
is your point? What is your point like television is not
real? Is that your point? No, that's
not the point. The point is I've got one other little element
here for one thing she's somehow contacting manufacturers website
from the air with their laptop, I guess With Wi Fi with a bit
torrent who's out and you can't see this out to explain it. She
pulls out a USB key sticks into the laptop and tells everybody
it's a skeleton key that can break into any network
well this is mind control
so within two seconds she plugs this thing in and she's on the
network of the company somewhere in Boca Raton or who knows where
they are and downloading the software that would normally be
running on the plains computer because it's so easy to do that
and it's just good just good play it I can't take explaining
much more of it five minutes
being the storm by them will be close but wherever the other
choice
Brooks isn't gonna to patch a new computer in manually wasn't
gonna be unexpected it's right here we have the front wheel
open Okay, federally access panels. investment goes on the
bottom of the plane avionics are meant to be accessed in the air
oh wait a minute there's a vent on this end of the cargo
compartment often called Reach it but it's big enough for us to
get into the wheel on the schematic Are you sure yes I'm
sure the ground crew guy know things about the plant I
shouldn't
what does that supposed to mean?
What do you think it's supposed to mean?
Their secrets? Okay, you know at the play anymore of it but it
goes over
there's no unless we played the whole thing we played 2 million
Yeah, that's two minutes of my life I'll never get back
to what they do that is somehow they get on the outside of the
plane through the wheel. Well, Stop it Stop stop stop, stop,
stop. I'm
just going to shoot myself and you John, I forbid you from
watching that
this is what passes for entertainment in the United
States but it's actually believed any of that's even
possible. Oh, did and if you could fly the plane yourself,
why can't you flip it back over?
course you can. All you got to do is you got to point the noise
the nose down which in this case would be pulling the stick back
because you're upside down and then you get some airspeed and
then you just stick and rudder it around. It's not that
problem. You point the thing down you're not going to be
upside down anymore now will you do ah no, stop stop John. You're
making me crazy. We're wasting valuable time.
Okay, okay.
I think we don't get I think as punishment we shouldn't play
your Letterman clip after that. That was that was so real newsy.
I don't understand why you can complain about this. All right,
but let's play let's let's go I got a new meme. Let's play this.
Secondhand smoke.
Boy the good This will lead into some Chantix talk. Yeah.
Even if no one in your home smokes. Secondhand smoke can be
closer than you think. Yeah, my ass. smoke from a neighbouring
apartment can enter through the ventilation system through
cracks in the walls, and even through floorboards and light
fixtures. Secondhand smoke is toxic and can harm you and your
family
so what was this for it was just to say your neighbours really
hit target they just keep playing this I've seen it three
times and I'm by the way matching smoke coming out of the
light light fixture Yeah, well I smoke I mean, anyway, while
they're showing this commercial all they show imagery is a bunch
of little kids playing on the floor. Of course every so often
either whispers or coughing Oh no.
Well, this is probably this is probably when Pfizer said they
were going to step up their Chantix. This is probably just
more ways to get people to take this wonder dry. I'm
convinced of it. Yeah,
I think it really has something to do with it. We're gonna
outlaw smoking altogether. In your apartment. You can't smoke
in your own house. Of course that'll be forbidden because
it's leaking through the light fixtures.
A couple of little boy yeah, so
this Chantix drug, this wonder drug, I just wanted to relay a
couple of quick stories. So first of all, a kind of well
known musician Carter Albrecht who played I have to say played
for Edie Brickell the new Bohemians you remember them from
wanna em is gonna air he was on Chantix was not it
that what he did I don't know the song or them but then we go
at recall
the new Bohemians Yeah, that they're known. He's from Texas.
So the guy was completely he was on Chantix and he was completely
freaking out. And so we went over to his neighbor's house and
was like pounding on his door and going crazy and his
neighbour like shot him. He said I tried to give him like a
warning shot through the door and he shot him an head so that
was one then New York Magazine has this fantastic article. All
of these are linked in the show notes at no agenda show.com
Whoa, this guy documents in starting on the great news drug
from Pfizer on January 25. And it winds up that he's like, you
know, he's waking up at home with business cards for people
who can't remember meeting with sandwiches half eaten that he
can't remember buying. Completely off his rocker. It is
the most scary story in the world. Wow. And then I've been
getting tonnes of emails from people saying, you know, I'm
freaking out on this stuff. Remember the girl Emily, who's,
whose email I read on the last show? Yeah, she was like, I'm so
crazy. I hate you Adam, but I don't I love you and I just want
to go kill myself or someone and she's freaking out. So Levi her
boyfriend. He's emails me So dude, you know, I heard you
read. Emily's note on the air. She's really really rough man.
And now she I played the show for you know, I played our show
for you for her. And she stopped the Chantix. But of course,
that's when it gets the worst. It's like that's like then
you're in cold turkey come down mode from the stuff that is like
a combination of an eight ball and shrooms and a cocaine bump
up your ass all at the same time. How would you know this?
I'm reliably informed. And so and I'm like, you know and it's
just like what are we going to do because she's freaking out
and I said do what Nikki did start smoking? And you know I
was like you gotta because that's what she did you got to
immediately start smoking I said you know but don't get them
Marlboro stop with the formaldehyde get like American
spirit or something else you know, so at least it's pure
tobacco and whatever pay but in order to kind of let's kind of
organic but still smoke and he says you know what? I just want
to say thank you thanks to Mickey for the advice it's
working Emily is now almost hers her normal semi sane self again.
And she's plugging the the show like crazy for everybody because
we've saved her life. Another life another life save thanks to
no agenda. So, you know,
I will probably the guy is probably dead right? Because the
bad thing I mean this this is the worst situation that we've
stumbled upon it just luckily the mainstream media is picking
up on it. But it's it's astonishing that it's gone as
far as it has. It is
an outrage. It's an absolute outrage and that and you know,
and I'm sure you're right this this secondhand smoke it's all a
part of the campaign you know, they just want to get people off
the off cigarettes and and I'm not against all that. But stop
smoking. Now it's a this is a judicious a classic two step
marketing scheme, where you create a situation that that
when you go down the line, it benefits something you're trying
to sell. And so you create the secondhand smoke, which which
influences legislatures and makes people sick think twice
about it, you know, and there, and then you know it, then the
real long term of it is you have to get people to stop smoking,
because you're going to make it illegal to pretty much illegal
which
of course means that there'll be subsidies for stop smoking,
medicines. And of course, you know, the whole socialised
health care is all about it's gonna be groovy. We'll all be
walking around stoned on Chantix, but we won't be
smoking.
And so when I put when I see these things, these these meet
what I consider to be a meme. Because it's, it's just too well
then by the way, this commercial is extremely well produced. Oh,
really, I got to see it. It's very, very slick. So I mean,
this is not a bunch of slouches here. So
if I can just take a moment here, John, since we have
clearly admittedly saved a life, a human life. We have saved
suffers it quite a few. But this is the this is one that's
documented. We are lifesavers. I feel that's worth something.
Yeah, it is. I feel that's worth some money. And I urge anyone
within the sound of my voice to donate to this programme some
people have done so over the past couple of days since our
last show. John, you want to give us a little rundown?
Yeah, we got some number of $50 that we got. We actually got
pretty good numbers. But we didn't get a lot of big numbers
and slight little smaller donors which is which is great. So but
let's name the $50 donors actually. Six 6.60 Yes, people
always love to do that. Patrick blouse, B L au th in draw a man.
Dry I think is a pronunciation Germany Deutschland dry, dry dry
ich Ike bye. Dry ice that I like dry ice only ice dry ice Germany
dry ice. Now we also have John Kelly, Ricky Pierce, John,
Jeanne Laurie and Laurie corpi who are on the nights
Programming they came in somebody with no name came in.
But he wants us to plug your donation.com and feel the joy of
giving. And it's just a site your donation.com You just said,
from your friends at your donation.com Oh, I know what
this is some music money music music site.
Yeah, you donate to artists. Yeah, yeah.
Nicholas Wallace, who's actually a student in Toledo, and he's
sacrificing his Netflix account for a benefit.
Well, I think you'll get a lot, dude, you know what you can
know. Anywhere you go today. You can say I helped save a life.
And then we have Sonia fair who would actually donate the Dvorak
and sensor by thought I had mentioned her. But it's 50
Claudia Gonzalez George George Gonzalez George's her last name.
in Norman, Oklahoma, which is where the University of Oklahoma
is in the
swear the wind goes rustling down the plains. This is not
Norman, Oklahoma is a nice place. And then we had our $222
from Val communications and $100. From Craig Lennox, in New
South Wales, and that's,
that's it. That's what we get for saving a life. That's the
way it goes. You know what next time it's going to be your life
we're saving and then how are you going to feel?
It might be? So give us a we need some more donate?
I don't want to go too lightly. John. I agree ever since the New
Year began. It's like everyone's like given to Haiti and stuff
like that.
Right? That that's where the money went. went to Haiti. And
maybe we also had a holiday this week, and I think that hurts our
donations. No agenda divorce.org/in A channel divorce
act.com/n A or just go to the no agenda show.com And, and help us
out this week. We'd like to get more than this.
Why won't anyone do a benefit concert for us? I can call Joe
and he'll produce it. Yeah, we got NGB and Brother Love
how about a no agenda a charity concert with with pod q&a pod?
What's it called?
podsafe music artists. That's what I was just saying brother
love and GB. That's my point, dude. Oh, how about how about a
benefit concert where we just do no music? Yes. Give us money.
Well, they might as well do that with those other ones.
You know, I was doing my own little concert that Whoa. The
whole building just shook. Whoa.
Earthquake machine. That
was weird.
Well, wait, hold on. Let me see if it's an earthquake will, you
know hit me in about they come I think there's 500 miles an hour
or whatever they train that
was that was a it was it was like someone slammed the door.
Except you can't just slam the door in this building. And that
happened
that slammed the door Saudi is an earthquake. Really? Yeah.
Well, I
felt so I literally just felt and it felt like
I looked at my I'll check the earthquake centre. But that
could be a quake. Well,
why don't you do that? Because? Well, I tell you that once
again. Oh, yes. More lights over Norway. Except now and you'll
love this. This has not even hit the lamestream mainstream media
yet. So this is from a Finnish site. And I've gotten a done a
Google Translate on it. And except now, this is it's this is
amazing when you see these pictures, and you can see in the
show notes, no agenda show.com. This is from the NRK which I
believe is the national broadcaster in in Norway. So
right about the same spot. Now we have waveforms that looks
suspiciously like exactly like an oscillation, which is exactly
how and of course, this is the time that you might see Northern
Lights. But this is not Northern Lights when you see these
pictures. It's also it's not a UFO. This is clearly here. In
fact, what are the officials over there say? Hold on a
second. They said it was it might have been a jet at very
high altitude breaking the sound barrier because it looks like
sound waves. Well, please look in the show notes at no agenda
show.com. And please look at an actually it's listed under
Haiti, you will see where they did analysis on the seismograph
before the Haiti earthquake, and you'll see all the anomalies and
this is what's showing up in the sky once again. So instead of it
being this beautiful circle, now it's waves because that's what
HAARP does. HAARP is a an array of radio antennas, it's
antennas, it's a billion watts. It shoots it up to the
ionosphere, and then they call it heart because what it does is
it hits the on the ionosphere, it comes down back to Earth, and
it's hitting with a certain frequency and the earth starts
to vibrate just like the strings of a pea Our are a harp in this
case and when you see it you see these pictures you're gonna say
oh crap that's that totally has to be hard if you buy into it if
not you know they probably just got really good satellite
reception up there that base because it's a lot of antennas
and then of course I'm amazed that you didn't blog this John I
thought this will be totally for you in Turkey Izmir Turkey, a
sheep gave birth to a dead baby lamb that has a human face.
Yeah, this is actually over a week gold. Yeah.
It's January 14 is when it came out. So yeah, it is a week old
You're right. Did you block this
I may be one of the guys blogged it I saw the story and it was
kind of gross because I reminder it's totally gross you know you
did there everyone's really seen animal like that with a flat
face and that becomes
this this looks very scary. And is this from as AFP as your
first class? This is not like some you know, not the National
Enquirer. This is a serious No,
it's a real news outfit. Yeah. And I think it's a nothing to
see here story, personally.
Well, no, I think it's more of a that's what I think it is. Yeah.
Okay. That's what it is
not as good as my discussion of the upside down aeroplane. No, I
know. But I have real news for you. I've got you want to hear
some real news. I've got some real horrible news. First of
all, there's a big problem in Europe right now. Because a B
InBev. That's Anheuser Busch InBev it has been on strike for
a week and we're running out of beer. Now it's time to the UK is
getting angry because there's no more you can do and you there's
other beer but that Belgian beer is good. You know, everyone
loves Belgian beer. They're down to their last two the last
supplies in the stores and get mo nation lowlands whereby the
way they've just announced the red light district is going to
close at night. Where's this in Holland in Amsterdam, you're
talking about panic.
They're going to close it night. Yes.
You have to be a minimum of 23 years old to stand in the
windows. So they're going to close between
what is wrong with this country
between 4am and 8am? It will be closed. So you have to get your
jollies in before 4am
What is the reason for the age restrict? What is the age of
consent in Holland
16.
So that you work for a living at 16 Yeah, can you get a job? Do
you need a work permit?
You? What was that? Dude? Are they coming to get you?
It's a garbage truck going by those things are so noisy. It's
astonishing.
So yeah, it's 16 you can get a job.
Like can't get girls into Minos rooms because of the
nation lowlands is in lockdown status. John, it's why do you
think all these Dutch people are listening to the show and
donating money? Although haven't seen much of it today? But yeah,
they're in total lockdown. These people are being crushed.
Crushed. It's Iceland is first. They've got Iceland buoyant.
Have you been following Iceland?
No, not at all. Oh, my
goodness. Well, of course the the Dutch in the end, the
British government's bailed out the ice ice save bank situation
and gave their citizens their money back. Which of course was
primarily, you know, like government officials who had
messed it all their money because of you know, they knew
how the scam worked. And now Iceland has to pay back and
they're not, you know, the parliament is just voting
without even showing the parliament. what the deal is
because I have to pay back. The UK and the Netherlands, and it's
back bankrupting the company, the whole country. And the
people aren't allowed to see the deal of the payback. And then
you've got like Pirate Party starting and it's gonna be total
revolution, their total. They're being completely annihilated.
And of course, you know, they can't get into the European
Union because of all this and the IMF is putting the screws to
them. Iceland, I feel horrible. And no one's talking about it.
Because it's Iceland, you know, gives a crap about Iceland.
The Oh, the oldest working democracy. Thank
you. Very good point, company. And the first one and the first
one to topple. Literally topple I got I'll put a couple of links
in about Iceland. It's horrible. Horrible. What is happening
there? So yeah, get my nation lowlands Oh, man that made me
laugh. No, no, there's no freedom there. People go with
such a liberal place. No way. Absolutely not. You can't fart
without paying a tax. And you know, they've got the black
boxes coming into the cars there to track you wherever you go.
Meanwhile, back at
home sounds like Singapore.
Now you can still chew gum In Holland, but that's about it.
Yeah, man. So Ron Paul, Congress, Congressman Ron Paul,
who, of course, people were laughing at during the last
presidential election. That laughing at him, then so the
guy's been pretty right. Wouldn't you say when you say
has been kind of on the money with everything?
John? Yeah, no, I've the fan. Okay, good.
So on the 15th of January, he was doing his his campaign for
liberty. You know, he took whatever was left of his
campaign money, and he started the campaign for liberty. And
he's in Atlanta, Georgia. And I want you to hear what he says
about the CIA. Now, this is a US congressman, the one who's been
right about
now, when was this done?
says 15th, the 15th of January. Okay. So there's a lot recent
last week, last week. Listen to what he's saying.
I mean, they're, they're almost like they live in a world. The
military is down, the morale is down and money. Isn't there.
Everyone looking for a couple more wars to fight? It makes no
sense whatsoever. But no, we don't have to worry about the
military anymore. Because it's, there's been a coup. Have you
heard? Did you hear that?
He said the CIA runs every he says
it's been a coup. The CIA has, has committed a coup on the US
military. The CIA runs everything one more time?
Because
it's, there's been a coup. Have you heard?
There's been a coup. Have you heard of your it's like a song.
There's been a coup. Have you heard
there's been a coup Have you heard is the CIA, CIA. They run
the military. They're the ones who are over there, lobbing
missiles and bombs on these countries, is not even the
military that does that the CIA runs this. And of course, the
CIA is every bit as secret as the Federal Reserve. And yet,
think of the harm that they have done since they were established
since World War Two. They are a government unto themselves are
in business as their drug businesses and and
so he says, you know, they're funded by the Federal Reserve,
they're running drugs. It's like a US Congressman saying this.
It's pretty, pretty wild. Let's see how long he lives.
No, don't make jokes like that.
I'm not no, don't
make me you know, it's
not a joke,
because he's gone. But he's been so right about everything before
we could take this off. Well, you know, he said, What? The
Coop from Texas and Don's a smart guy.
He gets the he plays the crackpot game.
Yeah, it's true. He's smart. And
he has want to get none of that. But he's that's for congressmen
to be going off like that. CIA and the drug trade which of
course we talk about, you know, Afghanistan is obviously some
sort of drug deals going on. It's ridiculous. And for all we
know, those agents that were blowed up it may have been part
of a drug deal gone bad. I mean, it's whatever time you have a
murder in New York That's what they always think. drug deal
gone bad.
I was also following last night on C span I don't have any clips
or articles but this is inquiry and and of course, they have to
go on blow at the calm the Christmas bomber. What the hell
is that? That's no mean, they moved away. Firstly, an
underwear. You know, of course, crotch bomber is the only
appropriate term. So it's the Christmas bomber. And we got to
an Apollo Tonto sitting there we've got what's it Blair? I
think to Blair so we got that dude who runs that kind of
freaky. You know, security department of all things
security. And, and they start asking the question like so who
was responsible for Moran? So the whole thing is about why is
he going to civil court instead of being waterboarded? And boy,
there was a lot of like, we know that. What is it covert or non
non field manual listed interrogation techniques work?
Or extra, it was an extra as an outside of extra field. Military
field manual interrogation techniques. We know they work,
ie waterboarding. So who made the decision to
use that meme about we know they work? How does that mean even
make any sense with all the evidence that says that this
stuff doesn't work? Yeah, I don't know. If you notice how
that I mean, that has slipped into I mean, the, the, the
entire Fox News organisation has the it's torture, but it works.
It will but it works. But it works. But it works. But it
doesn't work. That's the point of it. The only reason you do it
is because you want to torture somebody.
And the funny thing is, is you're like they're sitting Why
don't they just waterboard these people and get the get the whole
session over with here in the peloton? Oh, I'm gonna ask you a
question. I'll let you answer it once and I'm going to waterboard
you and you'll answer it again. And then we'll have the answer.
You know, you'll give up like, in three seconds with a little a
little. So anyway, so the question is, who mirandize This
guy? And I guess once you read someone that Miranda rights and
that's it right, is that? Is that it? Then they can then then
if you tell someone you have the right to remain silent, and they
have that, right, it's like a knighthood. And then all of a
sudden, you can't do anything else. You can't waterboard the
guys that kind of how it works, John, I don't know. Well,
anyway, so they go down the line and it's Positano
2.5. Here. Wait, here it is. 2.5 earthquake hit out of Milpitas
about the time you were I think, if I got my time's right here,
this is just reported. It takes forever to get this thing on the
site when I forever just a few minutes, but it was in
it felt it felt like a little tremor. Definitely. Yeah, it was
probably
this. It was a It was nothing. I'm surprised you, whatever that
landed, because I didn't feel anything.
Well, remember. They've been knocked on the ground out here
across.
Yeah. That's a piece of crap where you're where you're
building, isn't it? If you as a real quick, the whole building
would probably fall apart.
Now my building? Well, my buildings sturdy, please tell
me, huh? Okay. So maybe, maybe I should, hey, you know what?
Earthquake machines don't exist. What am I saying? I must be
foolish to think that. Anyway, go ahead with the CIO. So they
go down the line, and it's, and these are the three people the
top people have Homeland Security and, and the CIA above
the CIA, actually. And they all say, Well, I don't know. And it
was the there was Justice Justice Department as well. So I
don't know. No one asked me if they could mirandize him. I
don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I
don't know who did it. The FBI did it.
I think the FBI is gonna get blamed for a lot of stuff. Oh,
yeah. I'm, by the way wrong about the earthquake. This was
this is reports from yesterday. So another
thing that was kind of disturbing, let's just switch
gears for a second. So this Steve Brown guy. Wow. And I just
want to throw my two cents in about this. We haven't done a
lot of I have so much Gitmo nation, East European news. But
this has been kind of an what we did Haiti, that's halfway. So
Steve Brown comes kind of out of nowhere, and the whole thing and
I'm telling you this, it could not be more entertainment. It
could not be more like wrestling what has just happened before
our very eyes. So we've got this beautiful looking black man in
the White House. And he's trying to do all kinds of stuff and
everyone's yelling about health care. And then all of a sudden,
we got because of the great health care we have took them a
while but Ted Kennedy dies and he they kept them alive for a
long time on health care that works as far as I'm concerned.
He dies and then a seat opens up and in Massachusetts, the
Commonwealth of Massachusetts where it's it's been you know,
this is the bluest of all blue states. Democrats have I guess,
ruled there forever and warm if I can believe the reports, all
of a sudden that's up for grabs. And the President even goes and
he gets heckled as he tries to show his support for the for the
Democratic candidate Coakley, and then all sudden there's this
dude who has been riding around a pickup truck who's beautiful,
beautiful white man. And, and he's somebody he's an EX model
he he was naked model. He was an actor. He's a good looking man,
you know, his beautiful, beautiful family. You know, it's
like total clean cut this shit we used to joke about in years,
we're talking about anchor on the news. We used to joke about
this when I was living in Europe, like American
politicians are so fake. We got fake hair, fake tans, fake
teeth. This is that guy. And then he has no real he's got a
political career, you know? Yeah, I went to a state senator.
And before that he was like, something of something. But
he's, he's a rookie remind you of anybody? Yeah. But the Tea
Party because I looked at tea party.org They're hailing this
as like the Saviour because of course he takes this mat this
magics legendary 68 seats so the Democrats don't have a
filibuster jority of supermajority
no way to stop they don't have a supermajority they have they
have 59 votes which can pass anything and they own the house
but and they have a president that's a Democrat, but they
can't now they're screwed because of this one road Give me
a break these sliders, they're looking for an excuse to get out
of there get
out of it. And so I was thinking so first I'm seeing all this and
like, I don't know if I'm just the only person who sees it I
see you know, like we've got the beautiful looking black man he's
not doing too well as they said on Jon Stewart show and that you
know, he's not a magic Negro which is cracked me up that
whole skit and and then we've got this beautiful looking clean
cut. Why? Guy and it's like he's coming in he's like the hero and
he's it's the people's vote and the independents have shown the
way and the Tea Party is which by the way I think it'd be
horrible if the Tea Party really endorsed this guy I mean he
could be fast tracking right up to the presidency because he is
a Republican
so anyway, it's always a possibility because you know
they're gonna I believe this I think that Sarah is still Sarah
Palin is still the the what we need
to fight of course we need the beautiful man and the beautiful
woman to fight it out with each other of course, it's theatre
John, it is complete theatre we know that Democrats are running
everything dishing
it actually had something on the ball. I'm kind of annoyed by the
another meme that I keep hearing. And I've heard it a
number of times, it mostly comes out of Fox, which of course is a
we believe is a Democrat run organisation. So it'd be it
would be disinformation. These memes will be created for the
purposes of screwing things up. And the memes Well, you know, I
wish I could remember who was saying this, but it was somebody
and they were dead serious. We need a you know what, we really
need hands. The President is a common person. Just a guy off
the street.
Somebody who drives a pickup truck.
Yeah. Right. Someone who just represents everyman someone's
not, you know, some overeducated, white Floyd and
guy who can speak 40 languages. And I'm thinking if you take a
look at the Founding Fathers, especially the Tea Party, people
should particularly reexamine this. Because the Founding
Fathers, these guys, if you start looking at their bios,
they're all geniuses. They were extremely intelligent. They were
well read, they were well travelled there were like George
Bush, who had never before he became president even left the
United States, except perhaps across the Mexico to drink to go
get some tequila, he was never anywhere. And Sarah Palin has
never been anywhere. She's pretty much of a local girl that
just has never seen anything. So you get no, you get no
confluence of ideas. You're just kind of basically you're just,
you know, a local, local, and they want that to be the
president. You don't want that to be the president, you want
somebody that's smarter than you to be the president, not
somebody dumber than you to be the president. I mean, it makes
no sense whatsoever, but just the meme is out. Janay keep
pushing it.
So I had a thought about this. So you had a pretty interesting
theory about about the the health insurance stocks, which
of course were skyrocketing. Could this be the dump? Is this
did it what happened? Have you been tracking it? Because your
idea
over the theory, which was that they were gonna put they had to
push this this bill, this health care bill, the reason they push
it through the Senate, and they actually ramrodded it through
there, because they had to get it finished and into committees
to consolidate the two bills. And that's when they could slip
in the public option back and then roll it back into the to
the two houses to to to vote for this particular situation, that
scenario that I described, which was some month or two ago, not
even not even not even a month now. It was a month ago, but it
was before the failure in Massachusetts. The entire
scenario did rely, I believe on having the supermajority because
that's the only way you could prevent some sort of a screw up.
And they Democrats with all their arrogance and
sanctimonious style, honestly believed that this annoying
woman Coakley who I believe lost, not because of any
political perspective, but because she was not well liked.
She was a very she didn't she made a lot of faux pas. She's
misspelt the state's name. She was critical of one of the great
stuff that is totally avoidable and trainable. And I think she
threw the match.
I don't think so. I think she blew the match. And I don't
think she threw the match. But you that there is valid. But I'm
not seeing it. But but it is valid. The point is, now they
have a situation that they lose that one crappy vote seems to
have set them back, even though it really shouldn't. Because you
can still be passed whatever you want. But there's one little
wildcard here that I think we're going to who may or may not see.
And I think it's going to be an attempt perhaps by the
Republicans to actually filibuster. Now we haven't had a
course we've already I mean, we're flying the plane upside
down. Here we come. We've got to plug in the USB stick because
we've got the skeleton key. I mean, it's drama, it's written.
This is obvious. The need to put something in the 10 o'clock
slot, which will be NBC Dateline on NBC, owned by GE emiltt in
there with Obama, the creating drama for the 10 o'clock slot.
Now, but here's the wildcard is not being paid. Nobody's paying
any attention to including you. In the internet age, we have no
Ever seen a filibuster?
Wait, we have Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
Well, besides seeing the
with Brad Pitt, come on. I've got that on BitTorrent. So stop.
That's not true. But all right. I
have not seen a real filibuster on the internet during the
internet era. And
this is great entertainment. But it
might not be. The possibility exists that this thing would be
such a snore fest, that it would just make the Republicans look
like idiots, because which is very easy to do. Is a big
gamble.
I disagree. I guarantee you. If you give me access, I can make a
reality show out of a filibuster. I can already see
it. 10 o'clock tonight the filibuster continues. Our
formula is this our formula is
this. We go out. We get people in the mountain
BC must see TV tonight that filibuster continues continues.
Possibly. It's possible if you get the right people in your
foot when I'm seeing thus far as I'm not seeing these. I'm not
seeing it. I think it'll be
life to it. If you
had a good producer doing this kind of stuff. Yeah, we have a
show.
And we can have then we can have a dramatisations of it. We can
have behind the scenes, we can have the triage unit where these
guys like passing out,
you know, it'd be just like the jack the Michael Jackson trial,
which became this huge carnival reporter we
didn't even see that much in the 12 sketches. We'll have
composite sketches of what's going on but it'll be live on C
span. It'll be laid like Well, screw screw C span. Anderson
Cooper Anderson Cooper Vanderbilt here for Anderson
Vanderbilt 360. Yeah, well, we're here, right behind this
very doors where the filibuster continues. You probably saw some
of the high drama tonight. Let's take a look at the videotape.
I'm sorry, I was wondering Wolf. But young, but I like what
you're saying. I think we could come to that. You still haven't
looked at the financials for these insurance companies? For
me?
You want me to do that in real time to do
it. Just real quick. Just take a quick look, don't you have your
portfolio all set up? I was gonna put money on this. I was
totally buying into your theory. I think the theory is still
valid, but it's a pump and dump. So they pumped it up. It was the
highest and 52 years the stock prices of these companies when
when they went in around before you even it was around the same
time when you said this is the theory. You said look, all these
stocks are up. But everyone's short. Especially all all of
these senators and congressmen who do on average 12% better
with their stock portfolios, they always leave government
rich. It used to be they just go back to their tractor, their
farming job. And by the way, the men who wrote the Constitution
were farmers and blacksmiths and kind of crazy dope smokin dudes.
They weren't they were genius, but not because they were so
educated. They weren't a bunch of lawyers. And so your theory
was that they're going to pull the public option but maybe we
pull the whole thing all together really dump it. So
these stocks must have tanked they must be tanking on this
news.
Why would you be tanking on Oh you mean because people are
worried because yeah, the
meme is out there that wait a minute this they're already
talking about the whole thing not passing at all.
You know what that wouldn't Yeah, but she that wouldn't tank
the stock it would tank to pump and dump deal. Well, so how's it
should this well, the stocks are they're not at their highs. It's
I'm looking at various stocks here. I haven't. I need to find
one of the one of the Anderson Cooper turd. One of the
thanks chat room. Anderson Cooper here and in the hallowed
halls of the Capitol. I'm Anderson Cooper littered with
where tonight we continue.
Here's my 60s might work. I'm looking for some kind of an
index that would have looked straight grade Moses. Okay,
well, here's one of these ETFs this thing hit the rock bottom
or at 25 bucks in his and it's moved up to it's still there's
no evidence it's everything's still moving up.
One of our producers sent sent the money making idea to us he
said we should put together an ETF on the senator stock
portfolios. You can probably get that information. It must be
public somewhere and you just put an ETF together and track it
and you get a bad idea. You should do it before Goldman
Sachs does
it do you got the Senate the Senate ETF or something like
that? You have to have a really jazzy name.
We got to have a joke name so that we joke May I was like
everyone's in on the gag, but we'd all make lots of money,
it'd be great. So democracy by the way, John is, as we're kind
of on the government democracy in the United States is
officially over. As of this morning, as the supreme court
came down with a very interesting decision, you're
probably based in your meat or printing out your,
your, you have it on my printout,
you want to talk about this because this is a very important
vote, five to four vote, and I'm not quite sure who voted how.
But in the Supreme Court, the highest court in the land
overturned a 20 year ruling that says corporations are prohibited
from using money from their general treasuries to pay for
campaign ads. This, of course, opens the door for labour unions
to participate more freely in campaigns. And basically,
indoctrinate people because we choose our presidents and our
representatives in the United States the same way we choose
our peanut butter, by repetitious advertising on
television.
You pretty much
so it seems like this kind of surprise me that. That Sonia
Sotomayor was against it.
She was against what
she was against this ruling, but she voted against this taking
place.
And for sure, this ruling assumes i Doesn't surprise me
because this ruling assumes that the media has twisted it to give
it to the labour unions or the labour unions, they're going to
do something, you know, I don't know why. Because the fact that
that, which is the scare, I don't know who because the fact
of the matter is, this ruling is designed to give corporations an
easier Street and easier route into pumping tonnes of money.
You know, like campaigns, Monsanto, for example. Just just
too fast on
the draw for me
would be one of the companies that would be very much into
this sort of thing. Now, soda may or may actually be honest
about the fact that this is a bad thing. The other guys are,
you know, or not know what they're thinking. I mean, we
should have, I think that old law that where you corporations
can donate a nickel to anybody is more apt,
which is what it was, but now it's over.
That's gone. No, they can still donate through various
they force all their employees and all that and as a result,
these these, but now you can just you don't have to hide it.
You know, it's like, boom, you know, here's a check. Go for it.
Yeah, I think if I was them, I'd be hiding it anyway. So
actually, we never got back to Steve, Steve Brown, I couldn't
find because you know, he raised a lot of money. Where do you get
his money from? That's what that's the first thing I want to
know. And I can't find it anywhere. I guess that reporting
takes place much later. After this doesn't matter. Yeah. When
it doesn't matter. I'd like to
guessing he got his money from health is that you'd be my bet.
Yeah. Archer Daniels Midland, Monsanto and healthcare
industry, in the healthcare industry is where he got his
money. But you know, what, Coakley probably got her money
from the same guys, of course, watch the SEIU. So.
So just I hesitate to do it, but I kind of have to.
This makes up for my
new wave. It just starts with swine flu. First of all, I'd
like to say that given nation, the Netherlands member, the guy
who was pushing the vaccine in the Netherlands, we have that
that video clip of him popping open a cognac, or champagne when
they find out that the first person had h1 and one in the
Netherlands like Yay, now we can distribute the vaccine. So
they're investigating him for having being funded by
pharmaceutical companies, as he was, you know, he was the
adviser to the government. But now the World Health
Organisation has released a report from their expert working
group. And of course, the who, you know, they, they implemented
the level six pandemic, they changed the rules on it a couple
months before all this stuff hit. And of course, we've had
about 40% of the mortality rate of swine flu that we have of
regular flu on this wave. Of course, another wave could come.
But now they're saying, Well, you know, we're, we've got to
find a financial mechanism for funding the World Health
Organization's mandate of transferring health technologies
to the developing world. And they came up with the following
ideas. An arms trade tax, which would be a 10% tax on the
weapons trade. Okay, well, a financial transaction tax, which
would be levied on paying bills online. So if you pay your bill,
they're going to tax you over that. Now, what's kind of
interesting, but my most favourite was a digital tax
yielding at billions of US dollars from a broad, broad base
of users by taxing the amount of bandwidth you use.
I've got to say, where'd you read this?
I've got the report right here. It's from. I've got it's a PDF,
even
from the mean anything?
Okay, I'll send you the I'll send you a link to a site where
I got it from Hold on a second. The links right there. And you
can take a look about the second paragraph, there's the PDF to
the report. It looks like an official report. And it sounds
like them. I mean, come on. These guys aren't hiding
anything. For we know that. And if you go to page nine, John,
there's the financing proposals. Having considered a wide range
of options, the working group put forward the following
fundraising proposals based on the likelihood they can generate
new funds for Health Research and Development in a sustainable
way.
Is whose needs to be dismantled? Yeah. Totally. I mean, a woman
that runs it as is I shows like, I'm sure,
yeah, yeah. She's frightening. Frightening, she
reminds me of Miss Swann that used to be the character on the
on the Mad TV show.
I never really watched that show. Now, there's
just one character that Alex Bornstein. I think so last name
did and
so of course, you know, typically, I would have said of
the Massachusetts victory, I would have said, Oh, well, you
know, they you know, they use the D bold machines, which are
have been proven to be hackable. So, again, it was a part of the
big the big push to get some new 10 o'clock drama on NBC, the
whole idea is to create some kind of reality show with the
filibuster. Pretty sure they rigged the machines. And they've
got another little trick up their sleeves, which is the
legislation which is coming up, and it's probably being hidden
by Hope for Haiti now. Universal voter legislation. Oh, yeah.
Which is very interesting, because the way universal voter
legislation works is every single list the state has. So
you know, it used to be really hard to get people to register
to vote. So we've come up with this brilliant idea, we'll just
register you automatically. No matter what list we've got from
you, if we have a a telemarketing phone list,
anything we've got, we're automatically registering you to
vote. And of course, what you'll see there is all of these
people, most of them dead, will wind up voting. Because you
know, it's easy to implement that into the
email. Here. This comes from a meme that the left has been
passing around. And I pulled it off the thumb Hartmann show,
which apparently is a speech given to a Christian from
Sean Hartman in the Canadian in the morning.
This was pulled from apparently a speech that somebody named
Patna shoe This is Paul way, Rick, I guess, was a Republican
strategist who was given to a mega church about 15 years ago.
If you play this, this is this is what is triggering, because
this meme has been going on for a while. And the Democrats have
concluded that they have to implement this other process
play this clip.
I'm sorry, which one isn't?
John, wait, Rick. Oh, God,
how many of our Christians have what I call the goo goo
syndrome? Good government. They want everybody to vote. I don't
want everybody to vote. Elections are not won by a
majority of people they never have been from the beginning of
our country. They are not. As a matter of fact, our leverage in
the elections quite candidly goes up as a voting populace
goes out. Brilliant.
So brilliant. There is a of course, if you this somewhat out
of context, because if you're running an ad campaign, or
you're running for office, you obviously don't want everybody
to vote, you want only people that will vote for you to vote.
Now, of course, that's the logic. I mean, that's really the
underlying logic, which makes the most sense. The but this is
seen as some sort of commentary here is interesting because it
reflects on a number of issues that are going on. The first one
is is that well, let's just get everybody to vote. Because
apparently the Republicans win When everybody votes are they
tended vote a little bit toward the Democratic side. Especially
if they're dead, or
it does help if your deceased, D for Democrat, D for deceased.
Once you get universal voter
registration, you just basically the the wide open for voter
fraud, which is another reason that this guy was discussing
this. Now there was an n but there's an underlying belief
amongst the liberals in particular, that and because
Clinton has said this, I remember when he came on the the
was Letterman or Leno at the time. And he said that we're
going to win this time. He says, it turns out that the people who
are voting in this particular round of elections are highly
educated and then couldn't make this comment. And as you know,
if somebody is highly educated, you're likely to vote
Democratic, because the Democrats earnestly believe that
they're superior, that they're superior, they have a
superiority complex.
That's absolutely true.
But the what, what's wrong with this picture is the fact that,
and I think the big botch of the Obama administration, which
people have to take into account is that he had three things he
kept hounding on it was education, health, and energy.
And the and the two things, the first thing he actually went
after was energy with cap and trade and global warming. And
even though it didn't go very far, because of one thing or
another, the next thing he did almost kind of in parallel was
his health care reform. What has he done about education? Because
the real problems of this country,
How about how about money for college was not a big promise,
there's a bunch
of stuff. But if he had gone after education, take that to
the bank. If he had gone after education, initially, instead of
these other two things, and split that in place, if the
Democrats are correct in their belief that once you're if
you're smarter, and go to college, you're gonna vote
Democratic,
you'd want more people to be smart and go to college people
will be smarter than go to college. That's true, Johnny, we
all know that they want us to be dumb. This is why homeschooling
is being outlawed.
Exactly. They want us to be dumb, and the fact that Obama
has done nothing and by the way, if he would have been very
easily successful doing education, who's gonna vote
against half this stuff, you can't do it, you'd get voted
out. And it wouldn't be a bit it wouldn't be as horrible a
problem for him as he's created for himself because he's got
these other things which are impossible to conquer, but
education is not and he does nothing about education. So what
he should have started with, so obviously, he didn't really have
any we didn't want education. He wants to screw the public. John
Cena borax. I figure if they get worked up like that, then you
will play that clip. salutely
quick little note from one of our producers through the email
from Michelle Malkin's website. Responding to this Ron Paul, the
CIA coup of the army essential piece special quote from the
piece he is essentially here comms John, he is essentially a
conspiracy theorist whose presence in Congress is much
more problematic than beneficial for conservatives and the GOP
with whom he's nominally associated that you know,
they're gonna they're not going to kill him with two to the
head. They're gonna they're just gonna smear him they're gonna
completely smear him
and they can't he's already been smeared
No, no but but you know the fox keeps pulling him in for quotes
and they're gonna stop now this they're gonna be they're gonna
take maybe it's this quote that is going to is this is this is
the Howard Dean quote. This is the Howard Dean quote for Ron
Paul You mark my words. They go into complete marginalising
completely that was Howard Dean saying that. No, no, no, no, no,
that was Michelle Malkin saying that. But you remember Howard
Dean? He had the Dean scream that blew his whole chance for
becoming a shell mocking Yes. Michelle MOLKO. Yes.
Really? Yeah, cuz
she's run by the Democrats. John. Come on. Come on. You know
this. She is COINTELPRO have ever seen it.
And I know you're like her. That is a giveaway. That's a debt is
going to tell pro definitely dead giveaway. Yeah, she should
have just shut up about that. Yep.
So we're on to Michelle Malkin. Now. There's only going to be
two people.
There's nobody left. I mean, comedian. Yeah, just
just you and me talking on the Skypes my friend. Only twice a
week because we can't afford to quit our lousy day jobs to do it
more often. that'll that'll be it.
And I get I don't see any big funding coming in from the CIA.
If they were smart.
I mean, how does COINTELPRO work? Why wouldn't they fund us?
I don't
get it makes no sense. It totally baffling is a mystery.
You know what it is? They're not listening. They don't care,
internet. If we were on real radio, then we'd be rolling in
the dough.
So we'd have books coming On.
Crap, really?
I have something I have to say. Okay, Golden Globes, I
saw the Golden Globes, you watch Wait a minute, let's say I saw
a part of you saw this entire show and you're complaining to
me. May I point
out that I live with an actor. So it's essential show business
homework for her. But I will say we have a lot of fun just
sitting there like the two old dudes from the Muppets and
making fun of everybody. So it was quite enjoyable. But I
watched the whole thing. I'm kind of a fan of Ricky Gervais.
And I personally, there was a lot of very English oriented
British humour, and I thought it was very funny. And I think a
lot of it was lost on on on some of the American audience like,
Ooh, I can't believe he said that. He cracking some jokes
about Haiti and stuff. And that's a deprecating kind of
defacing humour that the Brits are known for that I actually
like very much. I love the fact that he drank a beer on TV and
it was a real beer. And of course, right after that the
first commercial was stellar Artois, one of the biggest
sponsors of the show, so that was just complete placement.
Stella by the way, probably no longer being delivered thanks to
the horrible crisis in the beer sector of ABN Bev. Which is a
real crisis and a huge crisis. Oh, well, let me mark that one.
That's a good one. John. That's, that's a
little better. But that's not bad. It's not so. Okay. So the
Mad Men show winds, the best drama on TV. And as they all
come up, and the
dude has a beard. The sorry, the what's his name?
He's got a beard. Beard. Yeah, it looks kind of good honour.
Hey, looks fine. But anyway, he he's kind of a goofball. I've
seen him on one one of the talk shows he's not. He's a better
actor than he is a personality. Anyway, so he, the producer, the
producer comes out and he immediately sees him winding up.
He says, Well, I'm glad that he's made some comments just
because they're telling me to wind up already. He hasn't even
said anything. He didn't say
what well, here was the problem. So what they did wrong with the
show, and I noticed that from the first award, they didn't
have a path for the winners to get on stage. Everyone's like,
oh, do I go left? Do I do go right? Well, that was that
too. was horrible. But we got on stage real quick as they were
right off on the site. So they got right on stage and just as
he got on stage, you're telling them to wrap it and but it so I
started watching this thing why are they making these poor
schlubs Rap when they won the Best of and they should be able
to ramble on as long as they want
to know because we had Leo and Marty and Bobby coming on.
That's not the reason I was timing this. The reason was
unless it was a show done by NBC or a movie by NBC. They ran
Rhoda rushed him off the stage. You are so
right.
There was a movie they came out and they talked for hours.
I give you that you are so right. Bingo. And there were a
couple of good anti NBC jokes like, you know, saying to other
networks, like thank you for believing in 10 o'clock
primetime drama. Oop slam. Loved your vase. The man had a couple
of good NBC zingers. And by the way, the executives have no
humour when it comes to that. Oh no, they do not like it. They do
not like it. Ricky Gervais. They already were slamming him the
next day ratings up Gervais down. He's out. He'll never
he'll, he will never work for NBC again.
But he I don't think he works for no. Right. He works for NBC.
Yeah, where's the office? So I got that job. Yeah, exactly.
Well, he's in for a big surprise. That's okay. CBS would
love to have them. And by the way, talking about executives
with no sense of humour the clip we're gonna play after we wrap
the show, which is a letterman clip. discusses this exact issue
really? Is the side of me we were in simpatico here. Hey,
hey, we're totally in some fanatical so do you want to play
a couple more your clips before we leave? Because you've got I
only have one or you have two you've got nukes Iran Israel
What are you oh yeah Hey, John bomber sounds like a bummer clip
nukes Iran Israel clip is an extreme bummer. Let's do it.
Come on. Come on do it. Do it do it set it up. This is the most
depressing clip I collected and I don't know if we can even talk
about we can just play it and then we can just say gee give me
some money to no agenda show. This is a at the Heritage
Foundation. Okay, Charles Krauthammer answering a question
after he gave this long speech, which was mostly a point by
point critique of Obama. He doesn't care much for
apparently. But somebody asked a question about it. What what is
the scenario with Iran, Israel, what and Krauthammer believes
that it's already set in stone? And this is what's going to
happen. And he explains it and you go and you walk away from
that one going, Oh, great. sell short
birth and the Obama administration have more or less
accepted a nuclear armed Iran? Do you suspect that Israel will
in fact attack? And if they do, how do you foresee the
consequences of all of that happening?
I think, in the end, Israel will, the consequences will be
very, very grave. The only question I think, for these
rallies now is a technical one. Can this be done? Do they have
enough intelligence? Is the stuff that's critical,
accessible by air attack or not? Do they have the resources the
refuelling capacity to do major damage that would set them back
a few years, the Israelis are not imagining they're gonna get
a solution, but it gives them time. And when you're a small
country, and you have a history, the history that the Jews have,
even a few years is important. Even if you have too few, you
only have a temporary respite. But what will happen is
predictable. Iranians will try to strike back probably
scholarships in the Persian Gulf to shut down the oil trade
double the price of oil around the world set off a worldwide
recession, unleash Hezbollah, which probably has about 40,000
rockets to attack Israel, Hamas would do the same from the
south. So involved Israel into very, very hot wars immediately.
It will be very dangerous and difficult. For the Israelis,
it's a very hard choice to make. Nonetheless, I find it almost
impossible to believe that they will accept 6 million Jews
living under the threat of nuclear annihilation. Wow,
by the way, would it mean they're six, 6 million Jews,
which is the exact number that is talked about as the Holocaust
number? Wow, wow.
Typically, given the history of Jewish people, and I think that
will trump all other considerations. They can deal
with the other problems, I think they think, which are at a
conventional level. They have dealt with those in the past.
But a nuclear country pledged openly to the eradication of
Israel, and the killing of all its inhabitants is a threat that
I don't think the Israelis will live with. All right, we have
time. All right.
Do you want my my assessment of this? Go? Or do you want to go
first?
I don't have any assessment. Okay, well, it's
very simple, because I have the script right here. This will not
take place. There will be a massive earthquake in Iran. The
United States and Israel, by the way, will come to Iran's aid.
And we will occupy the country silently. Haiti is just a little
test run how we can do it. It's in the script, right here.
Exterior earthquake. And we see interior Ahmadinejad running for
cover into doorway. I'm gonna just turn it over here. George
Clooney, by the way, is slated for for this production. And
it's not going to happen, there will be a natural disaster. It
may not be an earthquake, although it's most logical. But
there'll be a natural disaster of epic proportions. And the
United States and Israel will come to Iran's aid and take over
the country. Haiti just being a it's like off Broadway. Haiti is
just the Off Broadway version of the next playbill. And that's my
story, and I'm sticking to it. I like it, ya know, You mark my
words. And I have to say we have been right many, many times on
this very programme.
It would be a positive scenario compared to the one I don't
like.
That was a bummer. You know, and people people don't like that
kind of ending. That's why it's not gonna help better but coming
up. Yeah, but thank you, but it's also not going to happen
that way. Let's hope so. Yeah, let's hope there's an earthquake
of epic proportions. Yeah, that's a nice one. John Great.
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on no agenda.
Thank you very much. I don't know if you're aware exactly of
what's going on at NBC. But we talked about it a little bit.
And, and it's it's a J. It's Conan. And it's me. And every
now and then Jimmy Kimmel comes in and causes some trouble with
his great. Just fantastic. So nobody knows what to do. Conan
would like to stay. They said, No, you should go. And he said,
No, I want to stay. And so now they get to throw him out. But
to throw him out, he gets $30 million. And J of course, all J
keeps saying you know, I think there's room for everybody.
Everybody
and so and so now all of a sudden comes this outpouring of
anger directed at Jay who is America's best friend, he's the
guy next door when you need to borrow a wrench to fix your lawn
more or when you need your lawn more fixed, Jael come over and
he's got his blue jeans on and he's got his blue jeans shirt.
Yeah, any any, you know, got got that thing and he rolls up his
sleeve and he goes to work. Or let's just say you're driving
from Omaha to St. Louis. And your car breaks out right there
by the side of the road is J to change your tire. It's It's been
documented hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of times. He's He's
like AAA for the United States. For the for the home viewer j is
AAA, he's there. He's Johnny on the spot. He'll take care of
you. So you know, I forgot what I was going to
jail. So now all of a sudden, this outpouring of people are
upset and leave Conan alone. And you had your variety show at 10
Leave Conan, give Conan his show and 1130 Don't be such a bully.
Go somewhere else. Get your own show. Get your own show. And now
people are jumping on J It's unprecedented. I've never seen
anything. And I keep saying to people, well, what what has he
done wrong? He's just kind of doing what the network tells him
to do. Ya know? They say J go to 10. Okay. So they say they say J
All right. J The 10 o'clock. Didn't work. Come back to the
leopard. Yeah, okay. Sure if that's what you want, right. Now
and now, Conan will be free to go Plus, he's got $30 million.
So it's hard to feel bad for anybody, you know, because
everybody makes out in this deal. And then I pick up the New
York Times on what is this? This was I guess a Friday morning.
The 15th. Friday, January the 15th 2010. Everybody is getting
into the story. Here's the headline. Can you see it right
there? Executive leaps to Leno's defence, so I thought well,
really? Now they got an NBC executives defending a jay who
heretofore are why is he needed defending he isn't he What is he
done? You know, we've done nothing. So listen to this. So
it's a guy who runs the NBC Sports named Vic Eversole. Now
I've known Dick Ebersol. You've known Dick Ebersol years, we
worked at NBC. I've known Dick Ebersol since the late 70s. And
he was a guy and he was always a guy and he still is a guy. And,
and he, he came in to NBC, and he's the one that said, Get the
Olympics, get the Olympics, get the Olympics, and it's been a
tremendous success. And now they got the Winter Olympics coming
up pretty soon in a couple of weeks. So now all of a sudden,
Dick Ebersol feels he's got to get in there and help big jaw.
So I think what is this? Well, how did how did this happen? You
know, it's like your ear. You're wrestling around in the backyard
and somebody's mom comes out. Okay, come on, boy. Break it up.
Break it up. Let's go. Don't leave me alone. Come on, get off
him. It's completely unnecessary. And plus, Dick
Ebersol has got things on his mind I mean, the Olympics
kickoff up there in Vancouver up there Wisner? I mean he really
right now he should be up there putting the finishing touches on
the bowtie Miller story. He should be right. He should be up
there picking up sweaters for Bob Costas. He doesn't. He
doesn't have time for this. So Hey
Bob turnaround let me see the one with the Reynders Mary
Turner. All right, I tried to plan with Bob. All right, let's
see what that looks like on camera. What about a scarf to go
with that Bob kind of a thing like that when you're out there
with the bobsled boys a thing like that. Why don't you look
into that? Get yourself a scarf. Gloves. Get him some gloves.
Sunday. Here's whatever Saul says out of the blue and I'm
thinking oh dik dik Dik. The verbal barbs in this elite night
of war got louder Thursday as a top NBC executive struck back
against on air terror attacks on the network's once in future
Tonight Show host Jay Leno. Now this is what he said. I don't
know where he didn't need to talk about this. He really
doesn't. You know, leave us alone. We're having fun.
Referring to the pointed jokes made this week by Mr. O'Brien
and David Letterman of CBS. Mr Ebersol said it was chicken
hearted and gutless to blame. Gotta blame guys. You couldn't
beat in the ratings, chicken heart and gut laws when he said
he's calling me and Conan O'Brien, chicken hearted and
godless. I can't speak for Conan O'Brien.
For the sake of the discussion, yes, I'm chicken hearted and
yes, I'm godless. But these two characteristics have nothing to
do with the current situation. I'm telling jokes and making fun
of Jay Leno over and over and over relentlessly, mercilessly
simply for one reason and that is I really enjoying it
I don't know. It's just fun. That's all I got. We'll be right
back with tonight's top 10 list and in the morning