The banana and the nutmeg. We have the place around it. Adam
curry, John C. Dvorak. Sunday December 12 2010. Time cook
Gitmo nation media assassination episode 260. This is no agenda,
avoiding nutmeg and black dog leashes here at the hilltop
Watchtower crock pot command centre get my nation West in
your people's republic of Southern California Yang in the
morning from the former Soviet spy known as Adam curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where there's no such thing as
kennelling that's spelled with a K and A T. I'm John C. Dvorak.
Raglan Buzzkill.
But I think you guys do have ketamine.
We do. Of course you do. And we have Katmandu.
In the morning to you, my friend John, in the morning to you,
Adam. And Joel ship said, say and to the boots on the ground
and to the wings in the skies. We've added a wrinkle.
There's nobody listening on this de stream.
Yes, there are guy totally. Hey, how many? Look? How many emails
did you get this week from ships at sea? I got like four or five?
I got one. Okay, well, people don't even know your E, they
always send it to me, I couldn't find John's email address, which
always,
you know, if you just look on the return address to all those
emails that we sent out, this got it. And we'll use that.
And of course, I'd like to go hand out a big in the morning to
all of our human resources, who were all charged up and ready to
go in the chat room had no agenda chat.net charged up at
98% Maybe even nine or nine or because that's the way your
government wants you filled with energy that we can sap from you.
Step away.
So a lot of energy sapping news this week.
Well, before we start, I part personal note, but it really was
triggered by something that happened in the Robert Gibbs
show. We still don't have a jingle for him. Robert Gibbs, of
course, is the spokes Hall for the White House. And he was
asked about because, you know, there was this news that came
out, John, I don't know if you saw it or heard it. It was it
was hard to miss. I don't know if it was WebMD. Or the Surgeon
General. I don't know if there's a difference. They came out and
they said, you know, secondhand smoke is so bad that if you even
read the word secondhand smoke on a piece of paper, you will
die. That was essentially how bad secondhand smoke was Did you
catch this news?
Now, I don't know why they're going back to this old bromide.
It was like a new study and it was about secondhand. Well, of
course you know, we have to outlawed completely. We you
know, because that's just the start, right? We take away your
cigarettes and we take away your alcohol and then we take away
everything else. And of course, but this the second was really
it was really everywhere. It's like secondhand smoke. If you
even say secondhand smoke, you're starting to die just from
saying it. And so of course the press conference, so it says,
Hey, sounds our president doing that with that smoking thing
smoking. Many people say can be late to pressure or it could be
something to relax. Relax the person. What did you see the
person do what what was the timeframe? How, how did it help
what was he involved in at that time when he was smoking glass
on smoking?
So this is a whole question about the president smoking and
I just want you to listen to the reasoning why the why the
President actually smokes someone walking up a lung in the
background
and that's a smoker's cough
I I can't remember the last time I mean, I don't remember the
individual setting I don't know that I would disagree. I don't
know that
I would disagree I'm not a smoker. But I think if you asked
him he would likely say that for both and again, I hesitate
to do this on camera I hate to say this on camera but it's both
for what say Why Does he smoke
just in terms of for both for enjoyment and for some
relaxation as from the pressure that you mentioned I
get enjoyment and some relaxation.
Why does he say he's addicted to it? A he likes smoking be Oh,
who cares? whose business is it of anyone's? And the fact of the
matter is this has gone on for so long. Why doesn't Obama just
be honest with the public and come out and smoke of smoke one
of these babies right in public.
Okay, so so this is so I'm listening to this. And John you
know, I haven't made mention of it but this is day seven. Mickey
Mickey and I have completed one week of not smoking and we gave
it up cold to Okay, now I have given up marijuana after a 10
year habit of smoking from the moment I woke up, known as the
wake and bake. To the moment I wake to wake, everybody waking
me to the moment I went to bed and I would smoke, I literally
I'd take a couple drags and then go to bed.
And can I interrupt you here? So you and you've brought this up a
few times. Every once in a while, you kind of asked me.
Have you noticed the difference?
Have you noticed the difference, John? And I always
say the same thing? Because it's a fact. No. I have noticed no
difference between the pre smoked dope smoking waken Big
Adam curry and the current Adam curry. It really had very little
effect on your personality, as far as I could tell you going
around like, whoa. And but anyway, that notice, by the way,
let me see interrupt again. I'm not noticing a difference in the
seven days or hours, I would put it some days of you're stopping
smoking, you're not irritable, well, maybe are at home, but
you're not irritable on the show. And it's not noticeable.
And like you said, you haven't brought it up. And I don't think
anyone would have picked up on it. But go ahead, go on with
your story.
So Well, what I was going to say is that quitting marijuana was
easy. Quitting nicotine is hard. It is really, really hard. And
if it were not for Mickey and I doing it together, I probably
would have buckled because even as recent as yesterday, there
are these moments during your your quitting process where
you're like, huh, I really needed some and it's like a
physical. It's just like, I'm like, freaking out. I want a
cigarette. And imagine the internet was down for six hours
on on Thursday night. I had no porn because all my porn is
online. I didn't know what to do with myself. And I was like, I
was so close to smoking. But now the thing that is motivating me
is that I am stronger than are pushy as President of the United
States of America. I challenged Barack Obama to quit smoking,
for relaxation from the stress of the job bull crap. Quit that.
And you're a real man, a real man. I tell you, he's so last
week. He's so weak. He can't stop smoking. If I if you're
president, if you're President of the United States of America,
and you've got all the stuff going on around you and you have
to I mean, you can do crack for all I care but the smoking
thing. You really if you can't get beyond that he can't
everyone's laughing about it. It's now a national joke. Our
president is hooked on cigarettes. If he can't quit
that, then he is too weak to hold the office. Well,
let me go back to my point, either. If he doesn't want let's
say this, he doesn't want to quit. I mean, maybe does want to
quit either. Well, that's true, but okay, but let's just go
back. What is the point of being so secretive about? You know,
what does he do run off into the back and outside the back of the
White House? And
no, I understand. I understand that the room next to the Oval
Office known as the Clinton room where he used to put the cigars
and interns I believe that is now a full it's a full time
smoking lounge for the president and he slips in there that's
what I've heard.
Okay, well, that's fine, but you know, why does he hide it from
the public? Why doesn't he come out and light up? I mean, we
want everybody watches madmen. We know how it works. We know
what it looks like. We know what it looks like. It's not a So
what is he doing? What is that weird thing is sticking in his
mouth? He's lighting it. Oh my god. Where's the Secret Service?
Isn't
it is on fire. He's got a flame in his face. And which Obama is
the smoker by the way. Do you think there's one that doesn't
smoke and they roll him out?
Yeah, yeah, he's probably think Obama number two probably. And
talking about Obama. Why doesn't Michelle does Michelle smoke Do
we know anything about this possibility?
I don't know but she only couple smoke. Yeah, the good ones. The
last thing relationships smoked together. It's beyond the point
because I'm not going to be one of those ex smokers who's a
total dick about people smoking. That is the thing I've always
hated. But I you know, it was
my nine Monday you said like the X drinker. I'm five years sober.
When you take somebody out to a bar you're out there hanging
around if they don't want to drink something fine. I don't
want you to say no, I'm going to have a coke or I don't feel like
drinking instead of in five years. So what I want something
to drink I don't care if you're five years sober. You want a
coke? You want a good glass of soda water with lime in it? You
know I don't need the five years sober answer
I have never coughed as much by the way, while you're trying
your lunch or trying to clear my trying my lungs are trying to
escape through my oral cavity trying to run away from me. It's
amazing. I'm feeling really good, though. But I guess the
physical addiction has gone by now. Right? The actual Well, how
long does it
take? takes a couple of months really that long? And then the
problem is, is the socialisation problem that's the real get
Gotcha.
Well, it's not really because
you haven't had that you haven't had the pressure? No, but I live
in LA I
live in Los Angeles, man. It's like you want to smoke it's like
you'd go stand in the gutter. That's
the olden days, everybody. You'd go to a party everybody be
smoking up a storm and offering cigarettes to everybody and next
thing you know you're smoking.
Yeah, exactly. No, no, no, no, no, but it's because we're doing
in the gutter.
Go stand in this cesspool literally go into the outhouse
and crap, right? You're spoken
literally true. But because we're doing it together and and
here's my here's my mistake, because Mickey's like I really
because she really wanted to stop. I don't like it. You know,
Hey, baby. I'm the big, stupid gay guy. Hey, baby. Whenever
you're ready, I'm there with you. I'll stop with you.
The mistake of a green Yeah.
And then she's like, Oh, I think I have to do. Like, I'll need to
hypnotise ation. I'm like, kick that's bull crap. Just stop. And
then she stopped it like, Oh, crap. Oh, no, I wasn't. And I
had that that one last one. Because I'm like, Well, you stop
before I was reading.
This is that's a bad thing. I had
the one last one. Anyway, so but anyway, I challenged the
president. I think everyone else would challenge the president.
Cuz if you can't quit that, which is hard. It's hard. I
think it's like heroin hard enough. I
want to present strung out trying to quit tobacco in
office. Well, man, this is like bad. Let me push this red
button.
Oh, please. That's what I mean. That I mean, if that if he can't
even handle that pressure. How about some real pressure?
Anyway, so it's the President is now mode as a
urinal, holier than thou and you're calling out the
president? No,
I'm calling out the president because he's weak. Not because
he smokes. I don't care what he does, but he's weak.
He's like, I'm just the opposite of this. I think he shouldn't be
smoking in public.
Anyway, he just to prove that he's weak, completely weak.
Here's what blew me away. Ladies and gentlemen, as we are
watching the White House press room
it was a slow news day. So I brought the other guy in
the you know, he's starting to sell more and more like Elvis, a
Las Vegas. It's
actually it's a combination of Elvis and George Bush. He sounds
like Bucha. I brought the folks I brought the other guy in slow
news day. And he pushes and he pushes just listen to this.
Obviously, there's a big debate going on about taxes, and about
the need to grow the economy and create jobs. And just about
every day this week, I've been making an argument as to why the
agreement that we've struck,
I gotta go have a smoke break right now. So I'm gonna let that
Billy Boy take over. I gotta go smoke. I gotta go smoke. And did
you see this? Did you see this thing? This
was terrible. Clinton is a is an insufferable bore at this point.
And by the way, did you see him getting out of his limo to come
to that meeting? Oh, no. guy looks like he's a walking dead
man. It does, doesn't it? If he doesn't, if he lives another
five years, it's gonna be a miracle. He's he's gone on a
vegan diet, a vegan diet and makes him look really grey and
ash totally grey and ashen, and the spin is skinny. And he's and
he can barely walk. He looks like he's barely able to, you
know, just staggering. There's not getting enough protein is
systems not used to this sort of thing. And he's he likes he's
looking like Steve Jobs. Yeah. I mean, it's just not healthy.
Look, it's like this.
He doesn't look good. Well, so here's the funny thing. So he he
wraps up, he's only supposed to like, do some little ditty. And
then Obama's trying to interrupt him. Because he wants to leave
this. It was just incredibly funny to me when seeing this
this slapstick unfold before my eyes. Oh, a piece that you
mentioned the Republican Congress
taking taking office in January. What was your advice to
President Obama today about how to deal with the Congressman the
opposition party?
I have a general rule which is that if whatever he asked me
about my advice, and
Obama standing next to him, by the way, and this is not going
on for 1010 12 minutes,
whatever I say, should become public. Only if he decides to
make it public. He can say whatever he wants to everything
we do. So
here's what I'll say is, I've been keeping the first lady
waiting for about half an hour. So I'm
gonna take off. I don't want to make her mad, please go.
You're in good hands. And gives a call. Last question.
Thank you. Amazing, amazing. Gives a call last question, you
know, so, you know, I've had this done to me by CEOs of
companies. Puckett, I'll say Ron Bloom would do this from time to
time. You know, it'd be like a big meeting and you just
wouldn't find it important enough. And then like, alright,
Adams gonna answer these questions and, and I'll be back
and just walk away. It's like, it's like the worst thing you
can do to anybody. And then because he has to go to a
Christmas party. It's really weird. Very well, the
whole thing was, first of all, Clinton is so out of it. And
he's so dinghy that he you know, in a daze, he's like, in a
drugged stupor. He doesn't even know he's up there, it seems to
me and he's up yakking away forever. He must be a horrible,
boring guy now at a dinner party. And, you know,
paid $100,000 For that douchebag to bore me to tears at my party,
who
I mean, he was just in San Francisco, given a speech, like
Thursday. Yeah. And it was a you know, but I've got reports, I
actually could have gone to the thing and decided, you know that
I've got better things to do with my time, because you can
always get the things on tape. And by the way, I think that's
true with most trade shows. Nowadays, you can usually get
the tape or you can get a you can get a nice video version of
it, and you're not going to go up it get any better than the
video. No, you don't have to actually go anyway, not to
really have to go to anything anymore.
Let me just let me let me just finish this up. Just Just one
thing. The guy said, it was kind of funny, which was completely
inappropriate. About Clinton. Yeah, okay. Yeah, just just to
get past it. And we should do our executive producers. I just
want it was bothering me so much that Obama had to go smoke with
his wife. Gotta go smoke at the Christmas party. So Billy Boy,
you can finish it up here. Because no one believes me. No
one believes me. No one believed me when I say it's a good deal.
No, he's
totally irked about the whole thing the Democrats actually got
here's the opportunity for the year, they always say, Oh, the
Republicans are the party of no, no, no that Republicans gave in
on this. They gave the actually most observers think they gave
in more than the Democrats did. And then these liberal, the most
liberal Democrats are all bitching and moaning.
But of course, you know, Hillary has been under such fire from
WikiLeaks. We needed we needed a diversion. So Bill had to go in
there. But listen to the metaphor he uses for for now
being in the spotlight at the White House. Mr. President, I
get the feeling that you're happier to be here commenting
and giving advice
to governing.
Well, I had quite a good time, Governor. I I'm happy to be
here. I suppose when the bullets that are fired are unlikely to
hit me. Unless it they're just ricochet. What kind of message
is that?
What the hell was that? I didn't remember that one. Wow. Yeah.
I'm
happy to be here. When the bullets aren't being fired at
me. I might just get hit by a ricochet. How inappropriate is
that?
I'd say the Secret Service should investigate that guy.
Alright, I noticed that Pay Pal was a little bit better than
than last week, but not much.
Now, but it was noticeably we're good. But to probably I think
it's up to par. You think? No, no, we're not up to par. We're
about two thirds to three quarters of the way
this is the thing is that it really does this attack on on
PayPal really does make a difference. It really does slow
things down. I mean, so.
So you know, people will say I think I'm gonna donate. They hit
the button. Nothing happens. And they say I'll do it.
Do it an hour and never do it. Yeah. And it really does hurt
business. So yeah, if the idea was to hurt PayPal, great. It
worked. I'm sure they're losing millions. Yeah, I'm sure that
losing imagine. Yeah, I'm sure it really hurt them, but it's
hurting other people too.
Yeah. Well, it's the way it is. All right. Steven Pels, mockers.
We have three executive producers. Oh, wow. Three, we're
gonna Well, I mean, technically, we just give it the Pels markers
because he's the head of the other two guys, but we actually
have three people that donated the 260 to become members of the
exclusive 260 which will never be you can't join it after this.
Is it three guys? That's right. And Pels, mockers at 260 33 out
of 33 cents for good karma.
And he got it. Got it so that he's not officially a member of
the 260 club if he doesn't do the exact amount but we're gonna
let him slide I guess.
Yeah, I think you're gonna have to do the hit to hit the number
it dude the 33 cents is a separate donation. Yeah. Sean
Conley are actually sir Sean Connery. So we have two of our
knights stepping up from my
nap are always the same people. It's rarely anyone new.
Well, no, that's not true this week. Oh, Aaron RAM Roth from
Amsterdam. Oh, the third executive producer at 260 came
in and He's new. So we have Steve Pels mockers. Steven
Powell Sir Stephen sir Sean and Aaron RAM Ross, Romans
16 What he has, what does what does he have in his notes? What
does he want? He says Good day John
and Adam. I'm a longtime total douchebag listener since the
start, I only decided to give after not being able to cope
with the fact that had been mooching for so long you guys
keep me informed and entertained on my daily commute from
Amsterdam to Den Haag. than half an American expat living here
for 12 years hence, Devorah can pronounce my name. Now that I am
donating I love to hear any of my friends around the world who
are also listening and will admit it. Here's 260 for show
260 More coming if you play the milk jingle more. That's one
mother. I'd like to practice him up he says
right on Well, thank you very much. That's That's outstanding.
Aaron from Amsterdam, right.
And Sir John mentioned that he's working on a debut for his
daughter number one and also he also the second daughter, so
they so good news for us. He says so and we have pals Mark
has got a few extra things coming up later in the show.
Yeah, Baron Baron Vaughn pals markers. They are in Vaughn. PES
Mike Pence markers.
Okay, so no associate execs.
No, just those three guys.
So we're still hurting a bit in the morning Adam Ajarn Could you
please mention the PR section? That owing to a no agenda
Christmas miracle? It's a Christmas miracle. John. The red
no agenda dice arrived from the manufacturer three weeks ahead
of schedule. All orders have been shipped including several
pairs for yourselves. That no agenda Patriarch's Be sure to
substitute them in any and all holiday board game playing
that's a good point. It's
a great line. It's true. I
thought about it but yeah, people do they all have these
board games are selling like hotcakes. Exactly. It's I've got
one actually I've got a clip for one of them for everyone out
there is looking for a really interesting board game. There's
the advertisement clipping there. You can find this you
want me to do that? No, it's the honey bees are the Ladybug.
Ladybug game. Okay, let's what is the hi here? We got a little
ladybug game for you everybody. Why is it taking so long to
open? What's going on? Well, so much for our timing. We try one
more time that timing is everything so Hi, guys. Ladybug
games available at Target and Barnes and Noble.
So I've been so apparently if you haven't noticed, I was
looking for clips on children's programming. Oh, well, let
me give you one on children's programming then this is in
Gitmo nation East brand new show coming to televisions everywhere
just in time for Christmas ladies and gentlemen. We
interrupt this transmission for newsflash.
My name is Dr. Morris burbs and I am on my way to Lapland to
discover why Christmas 2010 is in crisis. Follow my journey a
green hyphen santa.com
Yah, yah. Now what do you think that can be about? Hmm, the
green sandwich?
Did we go over this last year when they had all these Santa
Claus shows the Santa Clauses dead Santa Claus. Yeah, this is
no snow in the North Pole. And they do it every
single year. This is a new show. Newest like a new tradition.
This is the green Santa and Christmas is in peril because
your parents are destroying the world. You must police your
parents you little slaves there'll be no Christmas for
you. And the helper Elvis sitting on the shelf looking at
you making sure you're telling your parents what to do.
I do have an intern your parents and if they don't do absolutely
they're a little bit further there and get my nation nice now
before we get to because I got some news on Cancun Hagen
by the way. I just want to remind everybody to go to
vork.org/n A if they want to get in on the action and these
executive producer tiles by the way are legit. Yeah, they
are legitimate. Absolutely. And you can get an exclusive one by
joining the club for the by donating the amount of the
episode. And actually I saw sir Larry, sir Larry Lee, who was
the only member of the 259 or club he's got it on his he's got
it right there on his on his email signature. Good and it
looks good too. It looks smart. So yes, these are official
credits you can if you're on IMDb you can put them there you
can put them anywhere on a resume with the big difference
is unlike Hollywood will actually vouch for you if you if
someone's calling you know if you want someone to get a phone
call and say yeah, this guy's really an executive producer.
Okay. Have a real show. Yeah. So thanks to Sir Stephen Bell
smackers sir Sean Conley and And Aaron RAM Roth I'm pronouncing
it correctly I hope our executive producers and three
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exclusive 260 everybody else out there go on propagate this
formula loud and proud formula
is this we go out we had people in the mouth
alright sit with me now shut up speaking of things being the
season John this report reached me which I did not know and I
was actually tempted to do me a little bit you know with my non
smoking and everything this is from Fox News. Particularly
around this time of year with with the with the eggnog and
everything. There's a danger lurking in your kitchen my
friend it's very very dangerous.
Believe it or not, it is easy access who doesn't have nutmeg
in their home, but not that easy access is tempting teenagers.
You know, you can get high after not me this 15 year old Palmdale
teen didn't want to share her identity but she revealed to
KTLA how teenagers are now turning to nutmeg to get high
ticket Yes, the popular kitchen spice if taken in high doses can
actually give your child a marijuana like Buzz, and in some
cases act like a hallucinogenic.
I'm thinking this is good as the worst breath ever.
First thing I heard was, I don't want to overdose. And alarms
went
off in just this week. This is great teens mom says she busted
her daughter after her phone was accidentally dial listening in
on the conversation she heard the two teens discussing a
substance and how much to take to catch the bus. Oh no.
Oh my No, this is not good.
Now, it's a little known spice bag but after some research we
found teens on YouTube experimenting even discussing
the bus this team downing the entire bottle many saying the
effects takes hours to not make contains a compound which
belongs to the delirium drug family, hence the high the user
often taking three to four tablespoons. I think I should
all right.
I'll hold on a second. Let's back up. First of all this
it's evil not I tell you
this thing different. This exact same fractal came out in the
late 60s and to say it must be the 60s late 60s mid mid to late
60s as it and it was always called the prisoners high back
in back.
Well, Wikipedia actually talks about it being a thing for
prison.
Yeah, when she was in prison. And if the fractal holds true,
the next thing that will come along will be a banana peel. Oh
really? I can't wait till we can do that was in fact at the dawn
of his frog was it we call it Mellow Yellow right was a
reference to this particular oddball. Hi, wait is
the Don't you have to like burn the banana peel and well yeah,
you know, I never knew how it was actually I always thought it
was just a hoax. And I still believe it might be. But
apparently, if I recall, you scrape the inside of the banana
peel you scrape all it's not the banana peel is the goop that's
between the banana and the banana peel. Right. And so you
scrape all that crap off and then I think it cook it down and
smoke it or you eat it. I don't know what you do with it.
Whatever. This
is very important. John, I need to experiment.
Well you can Yeah, I know you do since you're not smoking now.
But yeah, I'm sure YouTube as a video about is looking
at honey, buy more bananas. I got. How about this banana with
nutmeg. Now you're talking now it's like so
I think they so diminished. So it's a fractal holster, then
banana peels will be next. And there's all kinds of other Well,
I mean, there's a lot of stuff out there but just fun.
It was just funny to me that it came out at the same time. Like
really, but it is true that the nutmeg good if you if you eat
enough of it, by the way, you probably puke. But yeah, I guess
you can get pretty high from it.
I'm sure you could. But I mean, there's a lot of spices that you
can get high from I mean, lice is a detail. Well, I don't know
I mean, offhand, but that doesn't take you can look it up.
All right, you can come out, put them their websites down the
banana and the nutmeg. We have the place around it. So the it's
you can look it up. I mean, you know it's not this stuff is that
nowadays, all the information is available. Know how to do simple
Google search. It's all good. It's all good.
Billy Boy did have a little bit to say about Haiti.
No, he did. Yeah.
I mean, I don't really want to play it. It was so much bull
crap. Oh, yeah. Like, well, it's like 80 80 trillion billion
dollars. Yeah, we've got the actually I should play that
because I do have some I really need to say something. He's
about Haiti, because this is really nuts over there. Let's
let's listen to what he says.
And I want us to row to give us any update on Haiti update.
Yeah, I won't talk with the Prime Minister today,
the Prime Minister being the profile, the douchebag, the
provost, and he was the prime minister of Haiti in Washington.
Is that where he was that he had a long talk with them? Or, you
know, how does that work?
First of all, has done a, I think, a remarkable job of being
a loyal Prime Minister, but not being involved in the political
imbroglio that's going on, except to try to keep calm.
The political Imbruglia was that what he said,
wow,
it's the best $4 word right.
broglio. I've never used that word. I've seen it. I've seen it
too, but I've never used I've never written using it. I've
never said it until now. But I think well,
Words matter. So what is the definition of him? Are you sure
that was he saying imbroglios? Was he belted? He actually does
belts during this is really funny. Excuse me.
Elizabeth involved in Broadway. Oh, this guy
broke Leo. Merrillville. Hold on Let's look this word up. What
does it broglio mean? It means a morass. Well, no, that can't be
the direct definition.
No. I mean, it's it's like a morass. It's a it's a it's a
it's a quagmire. It's a it's a combination of morass, crack
quagmire and fiasco.
Well, no, I understand. But I want to have the exact violent
with violent undertones. Hold on a second. I'm looking like it's
like it's like Dave describing wine in broglio.
Okay, that's with an eye. It's not an embroidery and embroidery
with an eye in broglio. an intricate and confusing
interpersonal or political situation. It's a very proper
use of the term. Yeah, quagmire. Well, no, but it specifically
has to do with a political situation, which I find
fine. If somebody probably gave him the word. Hey, you're gonna
make hay with this one. You'll get mentioned on some radio
show.
Guys will go nuts for this word. It's a big, big $4 word, a
confusion a heap a tangle. Okay, and entanglement. Okay,
except to try to keep calm. There was a decision made by the
Electoral Council to review the vote and its intent
in other words, so it turns out that sweet Mickey Martelly is a
number three on the list. He's getting blamed for all the
violence by the way. It's his supporters who are wrecking
everything. But this is a guy
who probably won. No, no,
no, because actually, it's the it's the 70 year old woman who
appears to be winning, but she's not the protege of prey vol.
Prime Minister provides protege. So that's why that's why they're
doing a recount is because of well, she can't wait. And that's
not right. I think she's actually probably on the right
track. And the people of Haiti actually want her. Well, listen,
would
be blaming the okay. I mean, riots could be a combination of
ingredients, but
they're blaming it on the Martelli crowd, right. They're
blaming it
on and ask some outside observers to come inside
observers.
Who could those be John, who do you think the Clintons was
United Nations of which was the Clinton same thing the killing
boy is the special envoy. So it's this outsiders
who are not only credible but knowledgeable,
knowledgeable, they probably did the that that bush Gore thing
they know how to do it will announce
exactly how they propose to do that. That was a pretty calm
day. And they expect the weekend to be pretty calm. Yeah. We're
going to have our commission meeting next week. Hey, hold on.
So we may move here. Is this still at that same press
conference? Wait a minute, hold on a second. I didn't watch the
whole thing. I didn't realise that Clinton actually took over
the press conferences started doing Clinton stuff, dude,
I'm telling you, Brock, left to head Go have a smoke after 15
minutes. And then Clinton would have ended like 20 minutes of
questions
and he about everything I How you doing? How's your new book?
Nobody. I had to START Treaty. All kinds of stuff. Oh, yeah. He
just kept I was all over the place. Totally. It was in and
the crazy thing was at the end of it. You know, the press was
just like, okay, that because you know, they have like a piece
on C span where they keep keep rolling the camera. The press
was like, oh, that's typical. That's really boy. nother no
one's like, what, what just happened here?
What the hell is this guy doing?
Let's know a little bit more of this because it's nuts. The
Dominican Republic. We're moving everything to the Dominican
Republic. Because we're afraid of people killing us in Haiti.
But I think one of the best thing that we can due for the
people of Haiti is to prove that the Haitians on the commission
and the donors are still committed to the long term
reconstruction process. Who ever gets elected president?
Okay. So this is where the big lie comes in, starts touching
his nose and stuff. Not the dollar amounts confuse me for a
moment when he talked about these listen to this.
The best thing they can do is everyone understands they had to
carry out this election are enormously difficult
circumstances they
had to carry out the election. I mean, it's like it's the biggest
crisis in the country 90 years and don't react would no matter
what happened, people stay in your tents. We have to have an
election first before anything else. Just pooping your tent
with your cholera. We have to have the election. Nothing else
goes above the election. People understand right, John? People
understand that right?
Wow, yes.
Even getting the ID cards to everybody.
We have to get you your ID card. Please. Your bracelet will be
assembled this evening. Just if you're pooping in your tent,
it's okay. It's very important we get your ID bracelet. So you
can we have to vote no matter what else, you know,
prove difficult because they were in those tenant areas tend
to
areas I'm mistaken, you're tend to the areas. I'm so happy I can
laugh about it. But it's disgusting that you know those
when he comes on tented areas can't get areas that's called a
camping ground. Mr. President, it's attended area.
But what I can say is it was common today It appears they are
going to try to have a recount procedure, which they hope will
acquire more support from across the political spectrum.
Wait a minute, we're gonna have a recount procedure, which you
hope we'll have more support from across the political
spectrum. In other words, our guys should win. That's what
that means.
And meanwhile, we want to permission to keep working. The
World Bank just released about $70 billion of the $90 billion
in projects we approved four months ago. And
have you ever heard this number? The World Bank just released $70
billion. He says 70 of the 90 billion. That can't be for
Haiti. 70 billion?
I'm not I'm not understanding where I get worried. Pull that
one. Well, let's just listen
to it again. It really confused me is the World Bank. Right?
Just approve 70 of the 90 billion for what?
Approving but what's the approval? Yeah, but it's
approved. That doesn't mean anything.
Bank just released about that
they were released, they released, released to who
released the funds to the tented area.
Permission to keep working. The World Bank just released about
$70 billion of the $90 billion and projects we approved four
months ago. And so that will go in and we'll be hiring more
people immediately on those projects. And we're going to
approve a lot more projects on the 14th. And that's my focus
now.
I don't know what he's saying. But it sounds like a bunch of
bullcrap to me on the 14th. So we got a lot of projects 70 70
billion, you could 70 billion you could buy a house for every
single one of the people in the tented areas. Yeah, 70 billion.
That can't be all for Haiti. It can't be.
No, it's just throwing numbers out.
Anyway, there's good news, John, because the World Herald health
organisation, which is also part of the United Nations, who as we
know is now confirmed actually brought cholera into Haiti are
now saying you know what? It looks like it's the perfect time
to start vaccinating everyone against cholera. No, because
we've got the vaccine Did you know there was a vaccine against
Oh yeah, and this considered the ivali if you do a lot of world
travelling, especially the some areas that are sketchy you know
you end up you have to get a lot of the shots even enter the
country you need papers. To colour a shot amongst travellers
is considered the worst shot you can get. I've never had one.
It's been around for a long time. It's apparently extreme is
excruciating experience. Really? Yeah.
Apparently two brands of cholera vaccine exists today. Do corolle
made in Sweden, which is W H O approved? Costs $40 per dose?
Yeah, it's expensive. Someone's gonna make a bundle on that. Oh,
yeah. And Sam Shaw introduced last year either
way, what were we thinking? We knew they were going to
introduce colour, because colour always shows up in these things.
And then you knew somebody's gonna have to get fit, you know
that I didn't think about the vaccination angle. It's it's
anyone who even visits Haiti now is going to have to get one of
these very expensive and painful shots. While there is there is a
new shot man, hey, wait a minute, hold on. And by the way,
welcome to UN workers. Don't routinely have this shot. So hot
today. Bring it in because it
sucks. Because the shot sucks. You just told us though,
just saying you think that if there were UN workers and they
had to go to these countries that they would be immunised. Go
ahead.
Well, so it's even more interesting that India's Shantha
biotechniques has a vaccine which is not who approved but
only costs $6 a dose creating a global stockpile from curry No,
but wait, but wait, but wait, here it comes made from Korea
with nutmeg, creating a global stockpile against future
outbreaks. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Building a global stockpile
would be very expensive. But donor nations like the United
States and Canada, foundations and philanthropic groups have
raised billions of dollars for vaccines and polio, like polio
and other diseases. We think it's time we build a cholera
stockpile. So there you go. It's, it's a new way to make
some money. These guys never give up. They don't they just
don't. And then what the hell is Sarah Palin doing in Haiti? That
by trip me out? Yeah. Well,
maybe I figured she was tracking a caribou. And somehow it took a
trip to Haiti. She had to follow it.
I mean, what is that about? Is that she can't be sincere. She
just can't be.
No, she I don't know why Jamie, she's sticking to her.
It's horrible. It just it doesn't make any sense to me.
It's such as what it's like, it's like the New Celebrity stop
off. It's like, you know, if you haven't been to Haiti, then
you're not a true celebrity,
where she got the cholera shot.
So here is something very general, this would be my last
thing on Haiti. There's a French satellite, called the well, it's
from the French space agency, which is the CNAs the satellite
d m, e, t, e. R, which I think is Demeter, which is in orbit
700 kilometres above the Earth's surface. Check this out. So
someone went looking at it monitors all kinds of different
things on earth. Demuth are spotted a 360% increase in Ultra
Low Frequency radio waves in the ionosphere above Haiti in the
month running up to the her eight earthquake. Hello. That
illusion?
Yeah. Oh, no. Well, you did for a second, but I'm so I'm
following. Okay. So,
again, this satellite measured a 360% increase in Ultra Low
Frequency radio waves in the ionosphere, above Haiti in the
run up to the earthquake. And of course, the scientists are
saying, well, this is very interesting, you know, so does
the Earth like start to build up these frequencies in
I was supposed to do this in the second half of the show.
No, I'm on Haiti right now. This literally happened in Haiti.
You always you and your agenda, this sneak in second half show
material into the front of the show. I'm getting transparent,
telling you. There's earthquake machines, and they're using them
and I'm done on the topic. No need to go into it any further.
Look at the research for yourself. It's in the show notes
at no agenda. show.com. Now all right, I so far, I'm doing good.
I've got an earthquake.
I'm doing well. I'm doing good. You're doing well.
I'm just doing good. You're doing well. Alright, kid, I'm
doing well. Mike, so I
got a piece of news that just kind of gotten this is just a
standalone piece. Ready? Yeah. Is it from the bee I got a lot
of stuff in the BBC from I actually got two pieces on the
BBC that stand alone. They don't there's no real story, other
than what the first one is? Well, let's start with this one.
So you know, they gave the the peace prize, the Nobel Peace
Prize went to the guy that's locked up in China. And so it's
caused a big stink with China.
This was the same peace prize that our piece President Obama
received last Yes.
And that's why the BBC is chiding Obama, listen to this
clip. This is just the beginning of their their discussion on the
BBC. And this is I think, BBC world. Not BBC America. I'm not
sure what it is beside the point. It's the same clip they
used on both shows. But they just listened to the little jab
they throw in as they as they begin the package.
So as new a global hero or common criminal. The answer of
course, depends on who you ask. Our coverage begins with the BBC
is John Simpson in Norway. Nobel Peace Prize has often been a
majestic celebration of human rights. Sometimes like last
year's award took Barack Obama it's been an embarrassment
why he's got nothing to do with the story. They just threw it
in. Well, that's part of the agenda. Hey, it's
an embarrassment, embarrassment.
It was Barack Obama and Biden. Brock. By the way, it's Barack
is Barrick has
better go Obama was an embarrassing moment to
barrack an embarrassing moment. Wow, why did it why did the
Brits continue to say Barack Obama?
Because they're idiots?
Whoa, let me just make sure who do who donated from Gitmo No
one.
No one. You sure not a single person
we get very few contributions to the No, no agenda show whenever
they call it Janda agenda, a show from the
states Hey, but but the slaves were uprising and get mon yes,
we're gonna
talk about that shortly. We didn't want to get out. I mean,
now I want to get this last standalone out of the way. So
stupid. All right, this one. This is one that are only going
to run this because I think it's something that we have to start
thinking about what's going on. It's crazy play the German
soldiers in France clip
the French government has welcomed the first German
soldiers to be stationed in the country in peacetime. The
battalion was officially installed on Friday, just
outside Strasbourg, France has kept soldiers on German
territory since the Second World War, but only now is this
reciprocal as Paris and Berlin increase their military
operation.
What? And the way they make it sounds as though well the French
have had the soldiers in Germany. Yeah, because they lost
the war. There's no reason in the world that there should be
any German soldiers in for what are they doing there? What is
the point? What is the point of German soldiers in France? Can
somebody in France explain this to me,
by the way, the First World War, the Germans flattening the north
north of France fly was like a pancake. They flattened it?
Yeah, no, they did. And Strasbourg was one of the areas
in the wood used to be part of Germany or the sum or the
Austria disputed areas a disputed area is was it which is
now French and by the way in the LSAT sauce area if anybody wants
to take some, you know wine touring Alsace is gorgeous. But
anyway, let's get back. So why do they have these German
soldiers in what was once a German part of the world now for
your chance for
therefore your freedom? We are here for your freedom.
What did the French put up? What is What do they want German
soldiers on their soil for what are they going to do there to
police are going to pick up
litter? I mean, what are they doing? They're picking up
litter? That's correct. Okay, you could pick these litter up?
I don't know, man. I don't know what they're doing. It's funny.
Anyway, so I'm keeping an eye on it. Yeah,
I think. Right. You rightly you should. It's just a throwaway,
too. It's like oh, you know, we got some German soldiers here.
Hmm. That that was something that must freak some people out.
Do they still have the same helmets? Like those?
Were the big point on the top of that one?
No, not the Willhelm helmets that like the SS helmets the
wild the
ones that get all the sky like the big skirt on it?
Yeah, no, the good the kind of the guys on Harley's still aware
from the Nazi helmet had to they still have those helmets they
upgraded No, I don't think so. I think they still use those. Wow,
that must be weird for some people to go like Oh shit. I got
a flashback. The
hell are these guys doing here doing?
Hey, Pierre. Yeah. What does this ah
ah, they're probably not wearing the helmets. I'm sure they're
wearing berets like everybody else does. Guy let's talk about
these kids, these kids and get my name. So if I understand
correctly, the what happened is they're writing
for people that Americans don't even know do we get like short
show or no,
no one knows this. And I was like, wow, this is amazing. Our
huge riot. It's just a big ass deal. This is big. And it's and
as young slaves to it's 13 and 15 1415 year olds, who basically
you know, of course, it's what's happening everywhere is now
happening in Gitmo nation East is the government of saying
well, you know, everyone got rich on this banking scheme. And
you know, we need to take some more so hey, you slave, you're
gonna pay for it. And you hear
it play the riots in London part one so and get a little little
love BBC feeling for what's going on because it's not being
covered here. It
is completely not being controversial
plan to triple university tuition fees, that
triple from like 3000 pounds to 9000 pounds. So unless you want
to be working in a coal mine, which by the way, I think
they're opening those up again.
And by the way, the the the thing is, is that what's
happened over the last 20 or 30 years is that they have
privatised student loan systems, say which here same this is same
as here and they put the screws to you. You have to start paying
interest immediately. Not when I was Get the I get a student loan
and just pay it back. Or you can just get out of it. Yeah, you
can get out of it. Now, you know, even if you go bankrupt,
which you will probably will do, you can't get out of these loans
because they're exempt from the bankruptcy laws, thanks to
corrupt government officials that you've, you know, that
they're working in Congress, and the bankers. The bankers have
everything to do with this. So they just see how far they can
go. And so they decided, because the idiots in England apparently
can't won't get out of their own way or complain. They figured
they could just put the screws to him, but Whoa.
Yeah. So so, you know, and this is, this has been brewing. I
live there for five years. There's so much dissatisfaction
and unhappiness that I think what happened is finally
everyone looked up from their beer and went what? Oh, no, you
didn't
professional plan to triple university tuition fees. Police
with riot shields and battens held back demonstrators outside
parliament, where the coalition government faced the biggest
crisis of its seven month history. At one point,
demonstrators attacked the car carrying Prince Charles and his
wife Camilla. A window was broken but they were unharmed.
Our political editor Nick Robinson reports. Democracy is
not meant to work like this. Tonight protesters broke into
the Treasury Building on Whitehall.
This is exactly the way democracy is supposed to work.
When you're screwing the people. They rise up. This is exactly
what it's supposed to do.
I got that meme too. I thought it was Wow. Unbelievable. Not
supposed to work like that you're supposed to do as you're
told
you should not have an agenda.
Protesters broke an agenda to the Treasury Building on
Whitehall. chanted we want our money back they smashed windows
the injured police. They were there in their hundreds to
protect the commons. As MPs voted on tuition fees, just
yards down the road. The eyes to the right 323 the nose to the
left 302. Three quarters of the government's majority have been
wiped out. Shame Labour MPs cried. It was too late eyes that
vote scraps the current cap on tuition fees of just over 3000
pounds, and from 2012 fees will rock it to at least 6000 And
perhaps as high as 9000 pounds a year. That decision today's vote
was accompanied once again by the invasion of Westminster by
1000s. laying siege to Parliament, many peaceful many
not all this extensively provoked by plans to raise the
price of a university education. Secretary Vince Cable inside a
packed Commons Vince Cable insisted he'd not cut student
numbers or grants or the overall budget for universities.
National Plan.
No, I think this is happening John, it just kind of hit me.
Yeah. They need the human resources. They need the human
resources to be doing something. And of course, it's so hard to
get a gig in the in the United Kingdom that most people stay in
school as long as they can.
Right and they're just well I don't think your theory is
correct because it did to to want riots especially in
I don't think they expected the riots. I think they're like, oh,
shoot, wait a minute. What's up with this? If the kids are like
completely doped up and drunk and and whacked out on green
Santa? I don't think they were expecting it. I think this was
no I'm
gonna I'm absolutely convinced. And I spoke and by the way, I
wanted just to push away a few letters. I don't want to start
getting mail from some of our listeners with the following
meme. Oh, the you know, the Why should the government be paying
for an education for the kids, they should pay for their own
way? And what you know, this kind of thing which which is
bogus, if there ever was because the fact of the matter is this
society relies on an educated population, even though we don't
got one anymore. But so I just don't want to hear that. But the
but the second, you're gonna have to play the rest of that
clip because it's too long. But the second one, which is the BBC
report, riots in London, BBC report actually goes into an
analysis with one of the guys who was witnessing the whole
thing. And it's actually a little more interesting, because
he brings up the kettling thing, which is what seems to have been
bypassed, because
this is what this is what they started with the G 20, riots,
this kettling, where you basically surround people and
force them into one area from both ends. And then
you surround them, you're just like, it's like a military
operation. You surround him with police. And so if they are going
in one direction, then the police are there. So they start
to hit another direction, but they can't because the cops are
there too. So they decided to retreat and go around, but they
can't because the cops are behind them. And then they just
hold them in that area throughout the event and then
they let them go later. And that's why it's interesting to
listen to the 15 year old who came on because he talked about
the cuddling thing, and then it's interesting Listen to this
report because apparently the cabling has been bypassed. And
that's the reason that Prince Charles was attacked. Because
all these people were roaming around aimlessly, and then they
saw him and went after him. He wasn't anywhere near the place.
And they bend. Apparently they were freaked by this. And I'm
sure they should be. But
I have a different opinion on the Georgia the George. I'm the
Charles, Camilla thing, but we'll just explain how these
riots really start. I mean, who was the instigator? Do they have
any analysis in this BBC report on that?
Now they're just about I don't know, it's hard to know, they
don't get to that. I mean that I can't say there's a person could
have been that 15 year old kid you have the clip of but just
play this to get a little bit of I just want to get people a
feeling for what's going on
of extra parliamentary violence, destruction, and anger.
Incredible. And just after he filed that report, I spoke to
Nick from Westminster. Next scene from the other side of the
Atlantic, those scenes in London today are really just
unbelievable, quite extraordinary. Are they
reflective of a general disquiet in Britain? Or is it specific to
this one issue of the votes for student fees? So far, it's
specific to that. So Oh, my
God, what a lie. That's unbelievable.
What he can get out of it. Okay,
it's extraordinary to many, many people in the United Kingdom.
And yet, this is now the third time that the streets of London
have lit up to demonstrations, demonstrations that are still
relatively small, but it seems that the police are quite
incapable of controlling, no matter how many people they
have, as I left here at the heart of the British Parliament
and went on to the streets. There were dozens of police
vans, hundreds of police in riot gear, but they couldn't stop
those protesters attacking and breaking into the Treasury
Building a few 100 yards away at Whitehall, the key streets in
Westminster, and of course, they couldn't stop that attack on the
car of the heir to the throne. Prince Charles and his wife,
Camilla, that car travelling right into the middle of the
rioters. I mean, we have to ask what were the security forces
thinking letting the heir to the throne get so close to that kind
of islands? Well, the truth is, he wasn't that close to here in
Westminster. He was elsewhere in London's West End. But he was it
was everyone was aware that he was going there. He was going to
Royal Variety Performance in London's West End. And what
happened is those protests those riots spread across London. In
the previous confrontations we've had between police and
protesters, the police have adopted the tactic of so called
kettling. In other words, literally corralling protesters
in locking them in for many hours between lines of
policemen, this time knowing that was the case they spread
out attacking shops in Oxford Street, the main High Street in
London. And also as we discovered, reaching the place
where the heir to the throne was due to attend and describe what
happened there, Nick, because I saw one picture which did show
him and his wife Camilla, looking very shocked by it. They
look shocked because they were tagged in their official their
state car paint was thrown at the car and one of the windows
were smashed not so that the glass went through, but that so
it was damaged. Now, this really will seem extraordinary to
people because of course we know that the heir to the throne, let
alone politicians, like the Prime Minister are heavily
protected there surrounded by police on motorcycles outriders,
of course to protect them from attacks assassination or indeed
from terrorism, and yet somehow they were not protected from
this attack. Okay, Nick Robinson that
you know I'm gonna I'm gonna call BS on that. I saw the video
of the of the so called attack on Prince Charles car first of
all why is he driving around in a in an unprotected Bentley?
It's not bulletproof is windows were rolled down that you can
see on the video is windows rolled down. He's like waving to
the people. I don't think it was
a video I saw what video did you see? I saw one of the student
videos and it was just
people I got a student video too.
Well yeah, and I didn't see that the windows were rolled down.
Yeah, it's cracked. It's like it's like I don't know about
eight inch not at about six inches I mean
I don't know I'm not gonna buy that that was the whole I mean
it could be but what what would what would be the point of it I
don't see where what the end game is if you were going to
fake a an attack on this car.
Well, I think that's very simple. The end game is total
clampdown. They're almost there. They're almost there, their
total clamp down on this.
I think the observation that the police can't do anything and I
think there's some sympathy support by the police because
they're getting screwed in this deal too. And they have kids the
I don't think that this clamp down is gonna work if that's the
case.
They're already well, at the end of the day if all the people
rise up, no, then no clamp down works which is where of course
it has to go which where we have to go everywhere and get mo
nation
because you have the kids clip because I think the key Did that
that was one of the I don't know if he was an instigator, but he
came before a group of people and gave the speech that I
thought for a 15 year old was ludicrously advanced. Yes. Which
of course makes you wonder, you know who wrote this thing? But
it's possible, I suppose, although I've never run into a
15 year old that could go off like this.
I'd have to say when I've heard this kid speaking, like, that's
kind of like John's kids.
Well, I might be in detention all week. And very happy. But we
started something much bigger last Wednesday. Okay, sorry. You
know, this was meant to be the first post ideological
generation, right? This was meant to be the generation right
there. I'm already like, what, who is the post ideological
generation,
this would be something one of these kids would say, because
they're, they have their own lingo. And they have the and
they, and they're very introspective about the we're
talking about the this generation that's coming up.
They're very introspective and self assured, and they have a
certain kind of a weird ego. And they believe that. And you get
the feeling that at some point, they're not going to put up with
the status quo by any means. But they want to be left alone,
that's for sure. I never thought of anything bigger than Facebook
profiles and our TV screens. This was meant to be the
generation where the only thing that Saturday night meant was X
Factor. I think now that claim is quite ridiculous. I think now
that claim is I think now we've now shown that we are as
ideological as ever before. Now we've shown that solidarity and
comradeship and all those things that used to be associated with
students are as relevant now, as they've ever been. You know, the
most incredible thing that happened on Wednesday, I went
down, I thought I was going to go down and lunch break and then
get back in time for lessons. Perhaps I should have known they
put the guy in charge of the T 20. in Sharjah, perhaps I should
have been more concerned for my life and whether I was gonna get
down for lessons. But when I tried to get out and I was told
it was a sterile area, by police officers standing and not
letting anyone out. I thought, well, that's why we need a
university education. We don't get one we end up in police
uniforms.
That's a good line. Yeah, that's really good. When when
I when I was kind of in there, I was with 1000s and 1000s of
school students who come down with their ties around their
heads in their school uniforms. And yeah, they were called to
come down. I've never been on a protest before. We've never
joined a political party or been involved in a political movement
before we didn't have any economic knowledge or political
degrees. But they were there. Because they believed in
something they were there because they believed in
something bigger and they were there because they knew that
either. You know, there weren't a million choices. There were
two choices. Either they lay down and took whatever the
government throughout them, or they stood up and fought back.
And so those school students who've never been involved in
anything before stood up and they fought back. And when they
were in that capital, being capitalised by police, you know,
the word went round, as we were sitting huddling around fire
sharing out within the food we had on the word when people
said, we know what they're up to. We know that they don't
think we're a danger to the public. I'm 15 years old people
that were as young as 13. We know they didn't think we're
going to run right through the streets of London. We know what
they're up to. They think they can't last. Now we're not going
to come in a demonstration ever again. Well, that the word go
out from today, people said that the word God about next Tuesday.
That's the word got about next week, or next month, and next
year, they can't stop demonstrating. spicing. They try
to imprison after the streets of London. Those are our streets.
And we will always be there to demonstrate we will always be
there to fight people who had who had always thought that the
police were just those people at the other end of the telephone
line to help. If there was a burglary, people had always
thought that the media were just so friendly newspaperman who
were there to give them that unbalanced picture of the fact
people learned a lot last Wednesday, people learnt a lot.
I think this
kid is actually 27. And he's it's unbelievable. I mean, this
is a very, it's a very, very good speech. And why and why is
he the spokesperson, all of us?
I did there's no background on this speech. But he came up and
get decided, I guess he's one of these very erudite kids that
they that can that can apparently describe the
situation. But one of the things that he did bring up in this
little talk was the fact that the kids you know, you get
involved in something like this, and you're there in it taking
part in some way shape or form and then you go home after thing
breaks up. And then you watch the news reports which lie,
right, right, right. That is an extremely valid, that's what
he's talking about, about the lessons right? You get a lesson
in in the whole how it works and how it works. And it doesn't
make it any better. That's for sure. Well, at the end is at the
end of the guy. No,
I mean, there's another minute when I listen to the rest of
Amazon listen
around five, and then emerged from that cattle to see
headlines like vandals on the Evening Standard that afternoon,
people learned a lot when a police Stan was left in the
middle of the road so the police could tow it away and show the
whole public look what vandals these people are people learn a
lot.
So the message that goes out from last Wednesday is very
clear. We are no longer that post ideological generation, we
are no longer that generation that doesn't care. We are no
longer that generation that's prepared to sit back and take
whatever they give us. We are now the generation at the heart
of the fight back. We are now the generation that will stand
with everyone who's fighting back. The most inspiring thing I
think, was just after Wednesday, hundreds of people join the
Facebook group school students join the Facebook group in
solidarity with RMT members on strike. Those are people who
previously thought the people who previously thought to strike
was something annoying because they stopped getting into
school. Now they think they got a link arms and fight back with
everyone. So we want to show solidarity with everyone who's
fighting. We hope you'll show solidarity with us and send a
strong message to this government that they can't throw
that cuts it off. We're gonna stand up and we're gonna fight
back.
Well, hell yeah. You know what? I'm liking that. Yeah, I'm
really, really liking that. And this. And this reminds me of the
70s You know, you had that thin English guy with a with a
shovel. Running down the street telling is going to chop
Margaret Thatcher's head off. You know, this is good, except
these kids need a little direction. They need to
understand that it's actually the banking cartel that is
screwing them and the government are just puppets. But it's good.
This is a very, very good start. I'm very happy. And I think that
we should be ashamed here and get my nation West, that we
don't have this kind of movement that we're not on the streets.
We're still watching the frickin Kardashians,
right? Where the bankers are getting billions of dollars in
bailouts and they can't give out no loans and all the rest of it.
And then then they've snuck the we had a little situation at the
University of California, where they're going to double fees or
add a couple of things, you know, they're basically been
jacking up. I think 30% Last year, 30 years, they've been
jacking up the tuitions at the University of California system.
There was a small riot didn't go anywhere. Because essentially
the University of California has turned into a school
specifically for overseas students where they were so come
for as much money as possible. It's basically a kind of a
variation on the University of Phoenix suck charge a lot of
money bring everybody over from China educate him here a lot of
Indian Chinese students all but I think over half of the
students are more than 50% are either from China or India and
from overseas and, and they don't, you know, they're just
just getting soaked. So they could they come over here they
spend a billion dollars on
demand should be like the college of arts and crafts in
San Francisco exactly
what it is. And by the way, a real estate scheme, you know
what you should do should while while you're at it have a fly
around that area of the bay, in a private aeroplane does nothing
but Asians. I'm talking about East like Chinese on the radio
learning how to fly because they come for their education and
their pilot's licence. And they can they can't fly for shit and
they sure can't communicate for shit either. But it's laughable
when you when you hear the skies because it's so impossible to
get your pilot's licence in. In China. He can't that's right
this so they get it over here and then they there's a way to
convert. But he literally you're on the radio like a hot hot hot,
hot hot Aha. And I'm looking at my instructor I was flying with
what the hell was acid? I don't know, man. It's just like just
keep your eyes open. Keep your eyes open, keep your eyes open.
It's very you know, it's we've given up so yeah, so it's just
it's just soaking it's these institutions are soaking them
they're taken up at the end Yeah, but
then they're not doing the American public any good we're
not getting educated when
they leave they go right back home with with their with their
US education.
Anyway, the point is, is that you know, the amount of you
can't get a critical mass of protests in this country
anymore. Because everything has been co opted to vary but you
know, we have already went through a series of these issues
and they everybody on the other side on the bad side have
learned all the tricks. And then the bait major trick is what you
said is the Kardashians. They haven't got any I mean they have
by the
way, by the way, Sunday nights. I'm sorry. We now have we've got
Kendra, who is just awesome Kendra with Hank you know that
Hank is the football player. Then we have married to rock
which is the wives of rock stars. And then we have this new
show Jam, which you really must watch called bridal plasti. And
bridal plasti is an elimination based reality show where the
winner the not only gets the wedding of her dreams, but full
on plastic surgery. And as the show progresses, they get little
procedures that are on their list. So you'll literally see,
you know, they have to complete some kind of puzzle or quiz
like, you know, answer what colour is the White House, and
there's five contestants, but there's only four syringes of
Botox on the table. I know this is bull is this right? No, it's
called rhinoplasty. And you look at this, and it's like, it's it
dreams, this stuff. And it shows you everything that is wrong
with the United States of America. And then you see these
women like oh, and they're holding on to the syringe
shaking like, Oh, I've been dreaming about this Botox
injection. And of course, the chick who doesn't get it, you
know, and it's always it's always the one who actually
wanted the breast job, but she had like, some cancer removed,
so her breasts were actually a little deformed. She's the one
that gets voted off the one who actually need the fucking
surgery. It's unbelievable. This is what we're watching. This is
why we're being destroyed. We're being destroyed by we're not
1984 1980 fours what's happening in the United Kingdom. We're
over here in in the other book,
or some other book play. Talking about reality shows play Palin
on skinning one
of Lisa's she really hurting me now.
Every time I helped with dad, I learned something new. I learned
something new skinning the animal today a different way
that that he had learned from one of our fishing partners, I
would never have known that had I not been out there today.
So anyway, she skates so they go out and shoot a caribou and
she's and they and they're on TV. I'm like grimacing watching.
You can play the second part, which is that them actually
skinning the animal on television. As they show all the
guts coming out. It was just like, I couldn't you know, I
have nothing against this, but it's like, Oh, why do you have
to show it? Excellent.
I feel a lot better now. Well, I'm always really happy when I
do get an animal because usually my dad is by my side when I'm
hunting. And it's like, see dad I did it. I listened to what you
said and and I learned something and we accomplished it together.
So that's a really nice feeling to want you to take each leg
like this. Right there. Is this knife good. No.
I'm not gonna get this. We're gonna take him home. So I don't
get him. You'll see as we take the quarters off.
This is educational John, this is actually quite good because
imagine this is a skill that we that we still should have. Did
they still
have it in Alaska? And apparently it's like folklore to
you. You exchange like oh, no, that's not the way it should
skin and elk. I got a better idea, or a better technique and
it's
not an elk. Caribou? Yeah, it was a caribou. Which is plenty
of caribou out there.
Oh, it's like reindeer in the in Sweden and Finland. There's
millions of them and they eat and
think about how twisted society has become really Jami. Think
about that we cringe at a at the skinning of an animal which is
being skinned for food, which is a skill that you might actually
need again one day, yeah, we have no problem looking at
plastic surgery procedures and women actually fighting for
plastic surgery procedures. Does this not show you how No wonder
we're crap here?
It's bad back ass words. Oh, my God says we're going to talk
about that kind of deeper thing play the clip I have here which
is there was a it's called winning and sharing. Clip it
there was a special on ESPN. No, I'm sure was on HBO called
Lombardi. And it was I actually ended up watching it because it
was very interesting. I didn't know this is like the most
influential football coach in the history of the American
football. And he hasn't quoting about talking about winning and
how the society is, you know, an American particular because we
you know, we kind of lose our, our direction when we don't just
play this clip. And I added a little kicker to it.
Winning. I think it's only natural and anyone would think
that to win is as important as the reason you're in this
business, if you have any kind of pride or any kind of
dedication, or any kind of backbone a spunk to to try to be
the best in your own profession, regardless of what it is.
Anybody who has the idea that just to play or just to take
pot, and that's all it's necessary. I think he's in the
wrong business. I think I think he's in the wrong country. He
put it that way. I think one of the things that made America
great is to try to be the best in everything that they do. And
the best again, is signified by winning.
Oh, there's no winning. We don't like to foster a competitive
atmosphere, but we laugh a lot. Now everyone can share a secret.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, we've turned to We wanted to put these
here. Yeah, that's exactly right.
I just love that clip.
Yeah, let's all hold hands and tell each other a secret. Yeah.
Anyway, um, I'm very proud of the young human resources of
Gitmo nation east. Those of you who are there, you have to teach
your young, that it's not just about the school thing, have
them look at every single street corner, how they're being
observed. Look at the complete police state that they're living
in how they're being searched at random anywhere they go have
them look at that. And please get ready for 2012. I have a
link in the show notes to a magazine. And it's published in
the United Kingdom. It's called counter terror business. And
volume four is out for 2010. This is complete police state
porn. And it's a PDF. And you can it's a pretty big file,
actually. And when you see the stuff that they've got, you
know, the fencing and the portable X ray machines, it
blows your mind when you see, and this is not for government.
This is for business. This is just what's going to be normal.
It's out of control. So please have a look at this and see
where your kids are headed and tell them to fight against that
too. This is, who knows, maybe we can maybe there's some Guy
Fawkes left and everybody yet, it'd be great and I hope it
catches fire everywhere. And I'm convinced the older I get and
the more I see that the only way out of this is we have to we we
have to write it. We have to I don't think there's any other
way it's worked in the past I think couple of places maybe I'd
like the fact that they were yelling Off with their heads to
Yeah,
love the Off with their heads thing and the other one Give us
our money back was another one that also good.
I like offered their heads better because that's actually a
French term. From the from the French Revolution, is it not?
Yeah, as far as I know, Off with their heads, or x or was it it
was from the Alice in Wonderland story?
Is there a difference? And I'll say it right here, the elitist
the the Queen of the Netherlands, the queen of United
Kingdom of Gitmo nation east. That's where your problem is
right there. These are not just ceremonial people. These are
evil people. These are the ones you have to go after. I'm just
waiting for the knock at the door. It won't take too long.
Carry come out with your hands off.
I'm gonna show my school by donating to no agenda. Imagine
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this is the one guy that we don't have. But I'm sorry. You
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Here's the here's the guy. Yeah, but
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That's actually amazing, because most of these high speed
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Yeah. But when I actually, I bet you when the calculation is
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It's all numerology. We love the numbers.
To get it off on it. Now, here's the deal. I've I've thought
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off chat. Oh, we're gonna have a meeting. We're going to have a
meeting. We have 20 years to be our 19 2011 mean, I'm excited.
This will be the meeting. We are going to sell Baronies. Wow.
This is
John, you have not discussed it. Where was the meeting? When we
decided to talk about this in the meeting?
You can veto it if you want to. But I think that we can divide
up the world
into into into actual districts.
Yeah. So when the whole place falls apart, people will have
some paperwork.
And that gets I'm Baron van Moneris mockers.
I own Belgium.
And here's proof and I have a coin. And I think we should they
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Well, we might get them a hat to whatever the case is. We're
gonna figure out what is going I think it's a couple 1000 bucks
and get a berry. I don't know why. But they were given him
Belgium he can have the whole plate.
That's right. And he gets the Walloon part and he gets the
Flanders part. He can he can figure out the war between the
those divided up
amongst his he can't subdivide. He's got a granddaughter she can
take part of it. Whatever the case is. We figure most
countries like England. I think we could probably give at least
about 40 Baronies in there. Maybe? The United States of
course we have probably two or three prestigious things.
can't be cheap John, this has got to be like this is serious
business if we're actually dividing up the world and this
will be an official piece of paper. Yeah, we're not the
world's Gitmo nation is what we're called. And we and
actually, so if someone gets a bear barony of Ireland it will
actually say Baron of Gitmo nation leprechaun right as cool
man well, they
we could do that. Yeah. And then we had to have a look at some
some longitudes and latitudes put on so they know what part
they have. All right, take Ireland's at least two Baronies
and much
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Wait, here it is.
Alright, Baron van Pels, mockers Baron of Gitmo nation sprouts.
We still got to work on that one. has successfully completed
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your Gerber's and pampers How old is this God child Ruby? Not
very That's cool, man. So we have a dame Dame Ruby
that yeah, that's just the way it goes with these with this
sort of monarchy
in you know what, there's nothing wrong with us making our
new monarchy congratulate any problem person? Not at all. I
think it's a great idea. Okay, I got just a couple of things that
I got to get off my chest. John first. Following the
biodiversity, so you don't have to the talks in Cancun, Mexico
wrapped up. This was cop 16. Of course, we had a huge attention
for cop 15 and Copenhagen, and everyone was all over it and
what's going on with what are we going to do with global Of
course, we had climate gate exploding at the at the time of
that. And I'm very happy to report that the Cancun talks
ended as if nothing had changed as it climbed through it nothing
right now. So I haven't linked to the agreement, because they
the way it works. Of course, this is all part of the United
Nations. And the IPCC is a part of the United Nations that the
the the lying bastards about the so called science being in on
everything. So they, they essentially the way it works is
they, they move it ahead every single year. So the next one is
going to be in South Africa, another place where we can't
check on any one junket. It's another junket. And but every
single time they move the agenda a little bit further. And so
what I was looking for specifically, was the geo
engineering stuff, because now we know that last week, that
word came out, look, if we can't, if we can't really get
anything going, then we have to go to plan B, which is geo
engineering. I've read through the cop 16 agreement. Now this
is the advanced unedited version. It's the outcome of the
work of the ad hoc Working Group on long term cooperative action
under the convention. This is about 30 pages. John, mind
boggling, it is unreadable. And they they could be saying stuff
in here. They could be saying that I have to cut off my
testicles and hand it to him and I wouldn't be able to read the
language. It is so complicated. I do know that what I see is the
red R E D D. This is the what's the what is the acronym stands
for obviously look it up here. R E D D is the reducing emissions
from deforestation and degradation. Like the way that
sounds at basically that means we're taking your land slave you
there in a poor country. You Don't know how to take care of
your land, we're taking it from you. Now, everywhere in this
document, carbon credits trading of credits, it's like it's like,
it's like it doesn't even exist. Derivatives of credits, not a
problem. It's all in here. Now, how is this being run? They are
setting up something called the let me just make sure I quote it
properly. The Green Climate Fund, okay. The Green Climate
Fund will be funded with $100 billion dollars a year. Wow. And
they needed a trustee, because of course, the trustee has to
oversee this money and make sure it's spent wisely. $100 billion?
Seems like you need more than one guy.
Well, they found the perfect entity to oversee this as
trustee for the next three years. Who would you choose?
John, if you want the the most trustworthy entity in the world
to oversee the 100 billion dollars that the human resources
of the world are going to put into the pot? Apparently? Yeah,
yeah. The world now the World Bank, I thought was gonna be
Clinton. That would have been even better. Now the World Bank,
we think the World Bank will be great. The World Bank will be
great at doing that. So, you know, helped me read through
this, you
know, gotta go back and read the book again. You know,
Confessions of an economic hitman.
Yeah, you really have to, it's a big joke. Luckily, I couldn't
really find any. But I'll tell you something, if you want to
make money because where's that 100 billion dollars going to?
It's going to research. It's going to promotion of global
warming, and climate change agendas. That's what this whole
document is. And that's when we heard on the previous show. Miss
Hedegaard is talking about you know Investors Really Want to
know that this is long term because everyone is going to be
jumping on this 100 billion dollars. This is money in this
is money in the bank. All you got to do is you got to suck the
right penis and have the right proposal and you can get this
money is just making money for for elitist pricks. Isn't it has
nothing to do with saving your How do you really feel? Oh, it
angers me to read this? It angers me. And then the funniest
thing I get this email from me see if I can find him. I get
this email from owl says I thought you'd like this. I was
talking to my sister about Christmas stuff. And my three
year old niece says hey, why don't you just charge it? She
hands me a pretend credit card. And I'm putting this picture in
the show notes. The credit card and it looks just like a
MasterCard. It's got a little expiration date on there. It's
got a little doesn't have her name or anything. The card is
from the World Bank. I said I emailed al back Dude, where did
she get this? I need to know where she This must have been a
part of some game or something. I want to know where the kid got
this from. It's It's amazing. Okay. Okay, now one other thing
and then I'll be done. Then you can do whatever you want to do.
I only got one other thing I want to discuss well okay,
I've got I've got one which is everyone send the most email the
story this week to to the head to to the head flow. Let me tell
you something, people. This is not to to the head. Don't make
me laugh. This is what happened. So and by the way, it's it's in
it's really in the story if you read it. So Mark made off is a
46 year old who had nothing to lose. He's He's He's living it
up. Everything's great. He's got a billion dollars offshore. He's
got a new wife. He's got two young kids. Oh no. And now he
has to hang himself with the dog leash. No, no, no. Oh, creative.
Let me tell you
a dog leashes symbolic by the way. Of course it
is. By the way, it who discovers him? Well. His wife who happens
to be in their Florida pad with their other child calls up her
stepfather who is an incredibly powerful lawyer. He goes
apparently he's got a key. He goes over to the Soho. Luxury
loft finds him and then the and I love this story the way they
report it. A police officer stood guard in the lobby of
Madoff's 12 storey luxury loft apartment in Soho Saturday
morning. An official from the medical examiner's office
arrived in a van Saturday morning. So here's how it works.
Look, there's all kinds of lawsuits being geared up against
me. And you know, I don't know what my old man is doing, but
I'm getting out. I'm checking out I'm going to Paraguay. It's
like I'm I'm gonna pretend I'm dead. This is a complete fake
suicide. The guy gets rolled out into the medical examiner's van
the guys in Paraguay by now living it up hookers and blow
Bay Be with all the money. This guy didn't commit suicide bull
crap.
I'll give you that one. I mean that if he is dead, which is,
you know, we don't know, of course one way or the other, he
would have been executed by somebody who knows. I mean, he
knows where the money is. Of course he does. Of course, you
know, he either was there afraid he's gonna say talk but if he's
in a 12 step, but first of all, let's back up to say 12 storey
high loft. Yes.
Which is Jon Bon Jovi's building, by the way, but it
literally says, so first of all, when they await I
mean, wait a minute, do you realise how valuable a 12 story
loft in Manhattan? Da. That is? Got to I mean, I know people
live in lofts. And there's a lot of people that you're famous to
live in laws, but nobody has a 12 storey one. I don't know if
it's
actually if it's all his. But but but the tip offs are here
the tip offs are that his wife, who was in Florida with their
other young son was concerned when he sent an email to her
saying, oh, you know, whatever. Yeah. And then she sends her
stepfather? Who is a very, he's a high profile high, high high
up there lawyer to go and check on him at 730 in the morning,
like the guy's got a key step is weird. Yeah. So finds him hung
with a dog leash. Let me tell you, that's not easy to hang
yourself with a dog leash? I don't think you know, it's like,
there's no note. And
here's the here's the kicker, it seems to me that he's going to
fake his own death, that he would leave a note. Well, that's
what the email is that the email was supposed to be like, some
form of note. But But it's so clear. When you have a police
officer standing guard, why does the police officer have to stand
guard
and why is it reported that way? Why. And then they don't want
anybody seeing the body.
And then an official from the medical examiner's and I looked
at all the pictures, it's laughable, arrived in the van
Saturday morning. Why a van they literally and you see the
picture of a body bag. You don't know if it was in there. It
could be the guy. It could not be the guy could be his
collection of porn, but they literally roll them into a van.
It's not like an ambulance or anything. It's like a Van Cuckoo
doors are closed and who knows where he's off to. I'm saying
the guy faked his death.
Okay, I know I you know, it seems to me, since the Madoff
thing went down. It's been a year or more hesitant to run out
of time,
by the way, two years to the day that his dad got arrested. Oh,
another little tip off.
Okay, what you got two years you got you still got your money,
you you you're somehow off the hook. Who knows why, whatever.
Whoever you bribed, you had to bribe your way to get that far.
So you go down and you explore South America. Do we have any
evidence that he's ever left the country done anything? We don't
know. We don't know anything because the reporters never
recovered. And
the first thing I did is I started looking at flights
leaving from Teterboro was very hard to see. I figured that's
what I would do is I you know, I'd have myself shipped over to
Teterboro and I'd fly out you know, maybe up who knows which
way and then a couple of flights that went to like Dominican
Republic and some other once you
get out of the country you can do whatever you want you fly to
Mexico and then go anywhere. So Canada for that matter, but
anyway, so you get out of the you get out you go to Canada you
go to Toronto and you jump on a plane to now you just
I just want you watch his wife right? His second wife you watch
he's going to be so distraught she's going to move to South
America.
You want she moves to South America then it's a done deal
your watch keep your eye on her where she going? I'm telling you
this I don't believe this for a second
Yeah, I'm I'll I'll take the
his brother's probably pissed
son of a bit we're supposed to do it next year. We're supposed
to do it together jumped the gun that she had any Betsy gets
cream created to be cremated to buy the right
cream. Of course cremation is the best quick cremation.
They can always dig it still drop an empty casket in the
ground. It doesn't make any difference. But whatever the
case is the yeah and you go that's where you'd go. You go to
Paraguay. Typically that's where you want it. Or you I think
they're most of the countries down there don't have good
extradition. I think you go to Venezuela you go to Argentina.
Argentina is fun, but but you'll probably be less likely to be
have somebody some paparazzi will catch you in Argentina.
Nobody in Paraguay. The paparazzi in Paraguay. They
shoot you.
So then I finally want to talk about Veronica Cohen. Do you
know who Veronica Cohen is?
Then didn't do? I've heard of a Cohen.
Veronica Cohan real name of Ronni chasen. Oh, yeah, right.
Veronica Veronica Cohen, Russian An immigrant. Oh, I didn't know
that. Oh, yes. And there's a reason that I'm bringing that up
so she changed her name to two Ronni chasen when she moved out
to Hollyweird and became a PR publicist. Very well known one.
So of course, we know that this the Beverly Hills Police
Department is covering something up because the whole thing is so
sketchy and so laughable. And we don't have to go through all the
laughable parts of it. But here's what I have been told by
my insiders. Extra Extra. Yeah. And you're in the middle you I
am them in the middle you and I've asked specifically some
people to sniff around, and I got a call two days ago. And
what I'm hearing is that this was a Russian mob hit. And the
reason was, she put together a deal, which my sources say had
more to do with music than with film. And they got screwed on
the deal. And they killed her as a message to the rest. And this
guy who didn't do the hit, but who set it up. He was so freaked
out that he would rather kill himself than have these guys
apparently kill him painfully and slowly. But that this is a
music based deal that the Russian mob got screwed on that
she set up and they killed her to send a message. And there's
other people out there who still have to make good on this deal.
Well,
there's a couple of things that we should do is background one,
the Russian mob is huge in Southern California. Yeah. In
fact, there's a couple of small towns I believe in the valley
that are literally owned by the Russian mob. I can't remember
that I've saw a 60 minute special I'm wondering what's in
this slide basically it's a town that is just it's all Russians
all mob Oh, yeah. And that's Southern California. There's a
lot of us and the Russian mob is notorious for for torturing
people like the guy who they obviously who killed himself all
that but they're also be of the type that if somebody was
involved or know something, they'd kill him, make it look
like a suicide. And then the third element that I think is
worth noting is the the tipster I think if you track them who
they're not going to tell you who that is, came into America's
Most Wanted. You mean some guy some tipster told about the guy
in the bicycle, who killed himself supposedly the after
killing her for no apparent reason, in the middle of Beverly
Hills on a bicycle and
picking up the shell casings.
Well could have been a revolver but typically those guys don't
use revolvers they use nine millimetres and supposedly it's
a nine millimetre and there's no revolver that like that. So you
know so the shell casings are an issue it seems to me but that
now this thing well was a revolver well, maybe or whatever
so but anyway, the point is, is that this is sketchy it makes a
lot of sense that that could be a mobbed up deal she that now
that I know she's Russian that changed. I didn't know that.
And then what's just kind of funny because this all gets this
all this whole the whole interest of John I
have and this by the way, what we stopped one more thing just
came to mind. The mob always has by anybody's mob up on any way.
There's always they love puns, which is some people consider
the highest and some people would consider as the lowest
form of humour. I mean, we had a mob guy and witness protection
programme out here started a company called White front. It
was a huge retail operation. I still think target is he does
get right. But her name Ronni, chasen, chan chases, and
yeah, this classic Yeah, it's it is all classic. All right, but I
really first got interested in this when people started
laughing at Randy Quaid, who was literally saying Russian mob,
he's he started this he said Russian mob, it's all messed up.
They're out there. They're, they're taking people's money.
They're killing people. And of course, if you look at extra
extra or Entertainment Tonight, or E or whatever it is, the
total idiots but when you look at the business of making money
off of dead people, George Lucas now is putting dead actors back
into movies. I got a whole story on him that's in the show notes.
And, and he and of course, you know, we really got to get in on
the act. Who is now jumping in. Dog the Bounty Hunter is now
going after the quaids. He's tweeting about it. Like I'm
going to come and get you Randy Quaid. You can't run for me.
Randy Quaid is everyone is jumping on the bandwagon. It's
so dog eat dog this whole business? Yeah, businesses bad
if the Russians aren't out to kill you, then Dog the Bounty
Hunter is coming again. In Canada.
I think that Canadians have a very rigid law. That Dog the
Bounty Hunter, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, could wind up with
a long prison sentence if he thinks he's going into Canada to
pull that crap?
Oh, yeah. Canadians don't mess around. They will totally throw
you in jail. But what's interesting, that's just one
little thing that I want people to look at. So I'm looking at
Dog the Bounty Hunters tweets and I see that he has this
background on his Twitter page for something called so act.net.
And like what is so act dotnet. And it's this social network.
That is a bulletin board listed over the counter OTC BB. And
it's some guy and he's got like, he's got like, Andy Rooney. He's
got, well, of course, he's got Bill Shatner, and all these
people are have joined up to this network, which I, you know,
and it's some kind of like, you know, sketchy public company. I
don't know, it's weird. It's something really weird, Danny
Glover, you all and they're all saying like, Oh, this is so act
as a social network where people get together and make a
difference. And it's scary. So act dotnet, you should take a
look at I put a link in the show notes. It's, I couldn't quite
understand what it was. This guy is like some, he's like a midget
who walks around taking He's like one of these freaky people
who takes pictures with celebrities. And literally is a
midget, because you can tell he's standing next to people.
He's coming up to their belly button. And nothing against
midgets was married to one. But it's, it's just like, it's
freaky. Really, really freaky. He's got all these people on his
website and I don't know and Dog the Bounty Hunter is promoting
it. So I you know, I don't know. Maybe that's the secret club.
Maybe there may be
a clue within this. Could be I don't know, it just I'm looking
at this slack website. It's just Mickey Mouse Ville.
But it's but it's he's got public. HTML, you know,
I 1997.
I know. But it's kind of scary, right?
Well, that was scary. It is. It's just weird.
Okay, I'm tired now. What do you got?
I got I got nothing. I was just gonna go on and on about the
made off thing, but we're just gonna go
on and on and on about the made off thing forever. Um, I guess.
Did you have an update on WikiLeaks? Well, I mean, it's
now so tiring that everyone is talking about it. Everywhere on
every single station across Gitmo today. Yeah, yeah, it's
they're still talking about it now is like, now it's funny,
because not everyone is saying, oh, you know, there's got to be
CIA, like, does everyone listen to this show and not donate?
Well, you know, I had, you know, I'm now thinking that my current
thing is, maybe it's not CIA, because there's too many CIA
memes cropping up. Everyone's pointing the finger at the CIA
because the CIA in fact, my even my son, JC sent a note about you
know, the one. Well, it turns out that one of the WikiLeaks
mirrors is a honeypot for the CIA.
Somebody figured, yeah, I got that from a tonne of people as
well. And you
know, now people and then I ran into two or three analysis
pieces that went on with basically our analysis about the
CIA's possible involvement and how it would benefit them. And
you know, we have our theory based on the fact that they're
out to get Hillary or they're out to get Obama, there's a
fight going on or whatever. So now, I'm thinking, Well, maybe
it's not the CIA, maybe it's a disinformation channel set up by
somebody else to make it look like the CIA. But there's
obviously an intelligence agency involved or wouldn't get the
kind of coverage we're getting. We wouldn't get the kind of
disinformation we're getting. We wouldn't get the look over here.
thing happening every which way about the WikiLeaks. Look over
here. Look over there. So I don't know. I'm wondering
whether or not this could be a different intelligence agency or
even NSA, for all, you know,
I think it's purely the Ministry of Defence. I think it's it's
100%. Pentagon, they are not the CIA. I think they have every
reason to mess with the CIA, if they can. I think that the all
the money points towards the Pentagon and the military
industrial complex. This will be used, I mean, they have the
Cyber Command Centre, why have they not attack WikiLeaks?
Because it's much better to let all kinds of crazy stuff happen,
and then say, Okay, now we got to ramp it up. Now we got to go
in and we got to shut down the internet, we got to shut this
down, shut that down. And that can just build up all of these.
It's a money game. I think I was always
about money. We always have to do one thing is always
overlooked when we started analysing always money, and when
people start looking at things, they always forget the money.
Yeah. Because it's always about money. So right, so I, my
thinking with the WikiLeaks thing is we have to start seeing
who who benefits money wise. I mean, there's money in power
too. But generally speaking, the way it's been going of late,
it's only money because the power can come and go. So who's
gonna who's gonna make out on this deal?
In terms of the security industry? Yeah, well,
they're definitely going to have to do with the scanners and all
the rest of these jokers. So I have, you know, I'm now looking
at it from only I'm only looking at the WikiLeaks things from a
meta perspective. The stories that are coming out are
interesting every once awhile, you're ready to comment on one
or two because there'll be two funny, there's gonna be a lot of
humour, you know, a lot of crazy memos that will be really
Easton, they're still gonna appeal is going to be
complaining, you get to see who's on what side of the
freedom movement, if there is such a thing. I mean, when you
see, you know, you have Newt Gingrich, you know, calling for
the guy's head and we should shut it down and people sitting
there wringing their hands over God, it's going to ruin our
relations with the world and all the rest of it when Gates
himself doesn't even think so. And it just, you know, it's
allowing people to you at least if nothing else, really to see
whose side people are on regarding the whole thing.
Right. You know, some people are on one side of the argument when
some people are on the other. And this the people that are on
the other side of the argument that we're really the enemy.
Yeah, mark it down, right. Write some of these names down for
sure. You'll need that later. When we do the test. There were
just a couple of disturbing things we had. Gitmo nation
rancid meatballs we had a terrorist attack complete
fractal, complete right down to an artist depicting Muhammad in
A at all. In whatever light guy blows himself up. Of course, he
only blows himself up. It's like, Oops, it was literally
only blew himself up in Stockholm during during shopping
season. So congratulations, get my nation rancid meatballs, by
the way, you were about to have your entire constitution change
to that of the EU. Well, now you really got it. Completely set in
another fractal. In fact, I should be playing the I should
be playing the jingle. You actually call that one? John the
Portugal fractal? Oh, yeah. You want to explain that one?
Well, the Portugal fractal is the which happened, of course in
Ireland. And I think it even I think is beginning I think the
fractal began in Greece, which is the we got no problem. We got
no problem. We don't need your help
it we don't need. What was it? The IMF,
we don't we don't want the IMF coming in and taking over the
place. And then of course, then one thing leads to another and
the next thing you know, you're getting help whether you like it
or not, and the IMF is in there. And there's a bunch of other
intermediate steps in this fractal. But it appears that
this is the one that Ireland just use. Now Portugal is using
the exact same one and then Spain will be next with the same
we don't need any help. And it's just like, what can't they come
up with a different script?
No, because I think if it works, it works. You know, it's like
Shakespeare,
and the public doesn't seem to notice. No, it's like nobody did
this. Like this exact same thing. Step by step. You'll go
Oh, okay. Dumb is everybody. Yeah, unfortunately. So I have
one little clip that we could play if you wanted to share
something. I think it's just kind of I don't know, I find it.
It's nice that people are generous. General Mills has a
you know, cares enough that they give money or whatever, but
there's something I don't know. Oddly. I don't know. I wouldn't
say it was sick. It's just disconcerning that we have this
programme underway play the Hamburger Helper ad with
programme attached. Oh, why don't you try a home cooked meal
with yummy Hamburger Helper. Fantastically tasty.
Good. Hamburger Helper, one pound one pan.
In America, one in six people struggle with not having enough.
That's why I've teamed up with Feeding America and Hamburger
Helper. When you buy Hamburger Helper you can help Feeding
America deliver a meal to a local food bank. Visit this
website to see how you can go.
Isn't Hamburger Helper sawdust.
Just saying? Hamburger? There's a lot of you know whatever the
wood they have a wood ingredient isn't
actually food is it? It's a helper no one understand you
have to explain hamburger helper to our outside of Gitmo nation
proper and no one
helper is used the like it's essentially like it's got pasta
and all these other things mixed in and it's a way to stretch.
What little protein you might get. So you take like a pound of
burger and you fry it up and you're mixing hamburger helper
and you got you know, five pounds. pounds of food now.
You know it's sad, but Soylent Green is someone in the chat
room. That's what it is. Exactly what it is. It's people. Just
people.
Have you ever seen that movie yet?
No. I still haven't seen it. Oh, you got it. I know. I know. I
know. I was like I'm going through the list of things to
see. There's a lot to do. I got a lot you know, I'm watching too
much C span I'm sure it's on
the Netflix. Yeah.
Anyway, 10 dead in Britain as h one n one has returned. Oh,
really? Wait, hold on a second. Let me ask you a question your
technical question. With every flu that comes and goes, they
have a different shot and you get the shot that year and then
the next year there's new flus because it recombines every year
to make three new shoot flus and again, dies off after the flu
season is over. It's done now get that flu again. How come
this flu sticking around? How come all the other flus come and
go and come and go and come and go, How come this one flu
doesn't come and go like the rest of them?
How you got me, John, you really got let me see what they're
saying. Pop up papapapa small proportion 500 deaths die, the
children your screw take the shot and over slave. For most
people flu is not life threatening and usually lasts
seven to 10 days. However, it can be far more dangerous for
those in at risk groups, such as elderly, pregnant patients with
heart problems, diabetes, lung, liver or renal diseases. What's
a what's a renal disease,
liver, kidney, liver, kidney, kidney, kidney
death. The seasonal flu jab protects against the dominant
strains this year, it protects against three types of flu,
including the type known as swine flu. It's amazing, John,
it is amazing.
Only three knowing that my understanding was they're going
to make a seasonal flu shot, which always contains three
types of flu, that our guest, by the way, the guess at what
they're going to be, and then they got to add, they added h
one n one to that mix of three,
which would mean four doesn't matter. We're all going to die
if
following the question I have to ask, besides the fact that Why
didn't this flu go away? Like all the rest of them? The
question number two is why did we hear it? First of all, at the
beginning of the swine flu epidemic, you needed two shots,
and you couldn't mix it with the other flu shot. Now, it only
needs two shots. And it's mixed. It's mixed in are they giving us
they're giving us like they they're it's hamburger, a
Talking Points Memo. So they don't change their story
constantly.
It's the Hamburger Helper a flu shot, I'm telling you, it's
amazing what they've got done for us. Now. I'm quite happy, I
feel that they are looking out for our best interest, John.
Anyway, we did have our Talking Points Memo went out, everybody
was happy with it, we're going to do another one. I think the
next one will be on on high speed rail. These things are one
page long, they're no longer and they just have points that you
can use at a cocktail party. And you should get on the mailing
list if you want to get them or you donate, which is the way
most people most donors. And and you'll get these every every
time we've we can put one together. We have about two or
three backed up.
And I think that the trains one is really good. Because it's a
tricky one as well. Because you don't want to be I mean, all of
these are very, very tricky. That's why we have these talking
points, memos that we send out, but it is a way that you can
peaceably fight the elitist takeover of bullcrap in our
world by changing people's views one person at a time. And this
is I'd say, this is a very, very hard one. It's a really tough
one because everyone has been so indoctrinated so perfectly well,
about trains being great.
Yeah, I came up with a new one on this because I was talking to
somebody the other day throwing what I thought the man was, the
memo points would be, and one of them is like, you know, we have
to modernise our transportation system. How more modern can you
be then flying in a jet?
Yeah, at 500 miles an hour? Yeah. Yeah. That's it.
That's pretty much pretty much it's pretty tiny point. Anyway.
All right.
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