No one has better information than weather central Adam curry,
John C. Dvorak. It's Sunday, February 6 2011. Time for your
crypto nation media assassination episode 276. This
is no agenda, throwing shoes at the moochers and losers of Gitmo
nation from my perch at the hilltop watch Star Trek Hawk
command center here and get my nation west of the People's
Republic of Southern California. Yay. In the morning, I'm Adam
curry,
and from Northern Silicon Valley where it's not Sunday. It's
Super Bowl Sunday. I'm John C. Dvorak. Greg Levin,
Buzzkill. You know, I booked a trip up to San Francisco. I'm
leaving this afternoon. I'm like, wow, these tickets are
really cheap.
Yeah, well, I figured out why. Oh, because it's Super
Bowl Sunday, and I care so much. I care. I care so much about it
that I like, just go up there. I've
traveled on Christmas is like the same thing. Yeah, it's
awesome. The airports are empty, the tickets are cheap. The next
day, of course the ticket price skyrockets.
In the morning to you, John, in the
morning to you, Adam, and in the morning to all ships at sea
feats. And apparently cows on the ground. boots on
the ground. Wings in the skies ships at sea foots in the ocean
checks in the mail Baker's in the kitchen dung in the pit
astronauts man in the middle of the Moon and Mars base stations,
anyone currently napping for humanity hands on the air and
human resources throwing shoes and boots everywhere, especially
the chat room at no agenda stream.com In the morning, you
will hope you're all charged up the way your government loves
you and needs you to be we started a revolution yesterday,
John, I did a daily source code. And and I you know I basically
called for the revolution, which we spoke about on Thursday's
episode 275. To we've got to start throwing shoes
and talking about their nap revolution.
Well, no, that's after you nap. Or maybe you can throw a shoe
and then nap but
doing both at the same time.
You're really good if you can do that. And what happened was is
people started a virtual shoe throw. And you have no idea how
many songs there are that contain the word shoe in it in
the title or the lyric it's quite a lot. We had a virtual
shoe box filled. So I once again call for the revolution. I think
it's a good one. I think we need to throw more shoes at political
leaders, anyone who's who's elitist and is telling you what
to do just throw your shoe at him. I like it. It's it's what
this revolution should be.
You know who else likes it? Skechers
Yeah, we could actually get a commercial tie in we could have
them sponsor the show. We could get sketches Q for sketches. I
finally figured out by the way, what's behind the whole Egyptian
Revolution thing or as
I saw, besides oil and it men well now it's
rich and revolution. That's what I saw this morning on. Like,
raging revolution in Egypt. You know, I figured it out. It took
me a while to find it, but there's some sleuthing. Coming
out in 3d. Angelina Jolie reprises Elizabeth Taylor's role
as Cleopatra.
Well, that's pretty much it when we I know this is one of our
basic tenants. Yeah,
it might be a stretch to stretch.
I like it though. Why not? Why
not?
Every news item that we've been covering over the last three
years, who years three years has always been linked to some roll
out of some movie. Absolutely. So why wouldn't this be I mean,
this is just taking it to a new level.
I think it was a little bit in limbo and, and it wasn't quite
ready for for production, but I think they've, it's been
greenlighted.
Now for sure.
I think we're good to go. There was something else I said, What
would I find here? Hold on, I found a. Me so here it is. The
real reason for the Egyptian revolution little clip for you
in the morning, everybody porters in the middle of the
crisis and risking their lives to bring you the news
as it happens. Journalists have always into dangerous areas.
That's part of the thrill for them.
But it's not such a thrilling backdrop for Hollywood actors.
Angelina Jolie has been in talks to play Cleopatra 3d blockbuster
movie.
I mean, it's there, right? It's, it's propagating. Pretty
straightforward. Yeah. They're ready for it.
I love it. Why not?
Why not painful? It's good.
So I've got another one. Look at those tidbit here on this crazy
thing. My favorite thing of the week was this guy, Frank Wisner.
So they send this this the envoy they're going to send to Egypt
to tell Mubarak
to quit do what do what what do we know about him? What do we
know about it? Well, we
know that he used to work for the Carter administration and as
a diplomat of some sort, and then he went into consulting,
where he became rich, well, rich boy became rich. And he also
ended up working coincidentally for the Egyptian government on
behalf of Mubarak. Oh, really? So they sent him Oh, man, and
he, they send him over any botches the deal? No, he blew
it. I have a clip here of him talk coming back. And so the
White House denounced his his commentary saying, his personal
opinion, play the clip, and then I'll tell you the basic what
really happened.
But the under pressure President received some unlikely support
from a top American official, the man the US sent to Cairo to
help solve the crisis. So he wasn't sure nobody should go
now.
President Mubarak's continued leadership is critical. It's his
opportunity to write his own legacy. He's given 60 years of
his life to the service of his country, this is an ideal moment
for him to show the way forward. The White House does so in the
comments saying there were private views about UK
Government is keen to show it's changing. And that's great. Now,
was he actually an envoy sent from the White House or from the
state? Oh, now? Sure. It's not from the State Department that
he was, well, no,
it was sent via the White House. But first thing I thought was,
well, who would be behind such as such a such a gaffe, but the
State Department because Hillary, right, it must be the
evil hand of Hillary so I met so I just said there's got to be
she's gotta be behind it. There's no real coverage of
this. Right. But I did a Google Frank White Weisner and Hillary
Clinton. And it turns out that Blake, how are you? I guess
there's Housel. From Foreign Policy magazine, twittered that
it was Hillary who said who recommended him?
Oh, really? You know, and I think that there's there's still
this internal rift going on between Hillary and Obama.
Because there was another report. There's this ambassador
to Luxembourg. Her name is Cynthia strohm. And she's a
total elitist. She's like, No business woman. And she raised
half a million dollars which apparently that's that's then
you're one of the top like bundlers bro for the Obama
campaign for the Obama election campaign. Yeah. And she got a
cushy little ambassadorship and Luxembourg, which,
let's face it, all you're doing is just like you're holding the
door open when people come to get their money. There's nothing
going on. It's just banking. That's all that Luxembourg is.
Yeah, it's like being the party that cushy is a great job, the
better one is the Vatican, apparently.
But think about it. All we'd have to do and we could do a co
ambassadorship, all we'd have to do is raise $500 million for the
next president doesn't matter who it is. And we too can be
Ambassador somewhere. Yeah, that's how you do it. It's
great. I thought it would be much more half a million's
nothing. Anyway, so so she is the top fundraiser for Obama,
she gets this great ambassador ship. And then the State
Department has done an investigation and they release
the document. It's redacted here and there but actually says
like, unclassified yet sensitive, is what the document
is titled. And it turns out her confrontational management
style, including issues with alcohol, all kinds of problems
that Hillary has thrown her out. She's been fired as ambassador.
And you know that that's a personal vendetta. Oh, yeah,
totally.
I will. I'm wondering when you know, Hillary, because of the
situation by sending this bonehead to Egypt, you know, the
students are Mubarak as our representative to straighten
things out. I'm wondering how much it would be. I mean, we
only know about a couple of these things. How much damage is
Hillary actually doing to the Obama ministration behind it?
Probably a lot more than we know, probably a lot more
because she's gotten gotten getting into a last last ditch
situation because Obama's numbers have gone up since the
Egyptian thing. He you know, his he's going to be harder to
unseat in 2012 by by the Republicans or their their own
Prime Minister to get a sitting president out. And so you can
run. It's a little harder. Yeah, really hard to do. And it's very
rare that it happens. In fact, I don't know that it's ever
happened in our lifetimes. Whatever the case, I mean,
well, no, you know, but the Clintons they're a team, of
course, and they're moving in and I see on February 24. Bill
Clinton has this whole special running on the network, formerly
known as General Electric's, and he is being hailed as the
president of the world. That's the title of the of the special
Bill Clinton, President of the World. Night. Yeah. So you know,
they're they've got their buddies and that's that's
probably like one of these where Obama gave General Electric all
these waivers for the, you know, the machinery they're building
so they don't have to pay carbon taxes. And then Bill and Hillary
go Oh, yeah.
You know pay Oh, yeah. Oh, tax at all those guys. Yeah, but
carbon
taxes is additional. I paid my electricity bill, it went up
again. Did yours go up? Have you noticed? Do you pay the builders
mean you pay the bill. I'll have to ask her. It's always going
up. Yeah, but it seems like there's but half of its taxes
now. Oh, yeah. Lots of taxes. Crazy. Anyways, I'm sure that
the Bill and Hillary going Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Watch this.
We're just gonna have General Electric CALL US president of
the world
that, you know, I have to assume that Obama has Hillary, you
know, in that position, because it's better to keep your enemies
close kind of thing. But she is I think she must be screwing
stuff up all over the place. I mean, this is just one lone
example. And this is still hasn't been really brought out
much even though
she may have she may have tripped the Egyptian revolution
early just just to trip Obama up. I wouldn't put it past her.
Whatever the case is, it's, he's gonna you know, he should fire
her. That put a crimp in her plans. Just fire her for
incompetence.
Wow. That'll be the day. That'll That'll be the day. That's when
you wind up with two in the head and the gun. Your left hand was
like, Ah, he fell on his pistol. really sucks. He was cleaning it
and went off. Now. You don't want to cross the Clintons like
that, man. I don't think that's a good idea.
Well, I'm just saying that's what you know if he had any, any
balls, that's what he do. Right. But I don't know about right on
what it was just the 60s. Let's thanks some producers groovy
man.
Yeah, we may not have an ambassadorship just yet.
But well, yeah, no, well, we didn't get one this show that's
gonna show really, it's not good. Well, it's okay. I mean,
it's, you know, credible. We do have an executive producer and
Associate Executive producer and a member of the 270. Nice.
That's nice. So executive producer for today's show is
Dave Selden from Nashville, Tennessee, but his payments to
be credited to his buddy Mickey Kennedy. of E releases who is
working towards an eventual knighthood previous 399 donation
way back in December 2000. October 2009. So Mickey gets his
$300 and turn $5.08. So executive producer, Associate
Executive Producer and an exclusive member of the 276
Club. Is Chris. Okay, here we go.
I think it may be halen you don't have a location there. But
he says get my nation Nice. Brussel Brussel iKOU Oh, it
doesn't say that on my sheet that I get an old an older
version.
No, it says greetings from Gitmo nation, haiku Brussels. There
you go. I like to become a member of the 267262 Black 276
Club sorry about that. And I didn't get enough sleep and
would appreciate a ringtone as I think John's pronunciation of my
name is hilarious. However, Adam Please pronounce it first as
otherwise John will say Chris Gillen, which means something
like Chris horny. Hey, Chris Galan the phone's ringing. It's
Chris Guidolin. With an IV for II pronounced in Flemish. Due to
the time difference by the time I hear this, it will be the
seventh of February which is my 44th birthday. So we have the
among the list we have on the list.
It's exactly what he didn't want you to do. You did you said
guyland. It's not guyland.
No, but he wants me to botch it so he can make it a ringtone.
Okay,
so why don't you say this? Like a file? Chris feelin your
telephone hat? What?
Nevermind uses spit all over the place. What did you use? I like
to speak in Arabic. Look at sale. What look like Ohio.
Chris Heelan your telephone card.
lega Heil Chris healing your telephone neck.
A little tip. Whenever someone speaks a foreign language and
you don't never repeat exactly what they say. It's just it's a
tip. It's a life tip. It'll be good for you throughout your
years. John, trust me. Couple of PR mentions before we move on.
And we thank Dave so much. And of course Chris Whelan for their
support of nogen episode 276. Although light on the producer
and Associate Executive Producer ships Nice to see you 276 club
member in their
seven seven club open for business.
That's right. So the door closes officially on 2761 of our
producers who shall remain nameless by request. Took the
task John as you tasked everyone if you said if you have domains
laying around, please forward them to no agenda show.com And
he had a whole list. What do you have here? Some some good ones.
Actually, I
think Apple good was in there.
Nice got app app it up.com Ditch defy D I Y asked man
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for a domain. Let me write it down until you wake up in the
morning and go to this site. I asked man, this site
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Quack set. Ting assets.com slipped skit. I don't know what
that is a store assets. And web ass man.com. I'm telling you. If
anyone's looking for ass, it's here, baby. You've come to the
right place. Welcome to the no agenda show. And I believe we
actually had a one of our boots on the ground. In I want to say
where was this in Utah. As our el presidente a was in Utah on
February 3. And by the way, I noticed that he has a couple of
different Air Force ones. Did you know this? Yeah, he's
got two of them. I think I think maybe there is no no, he has
more
than that. Because this is a 757 that he's flying. Yeah, it's a
757. And it's you doing in a 757? Well, seven, the I don't
know. It's not it's it looks like first of all, any plane the
President is in is by definition, one. But so I always
saw the 740 sevens. I see this picture. I'm like, that's a 757.
So was it
a 767? No, no,
no, no. No, I know. I do know my airplanes. Now.
Around in that piece of Utah. They can't take a 747 Maybe
maybe his wife is Michelle's got Michelle's got the diary. Honey,
I've got she's got the limo.
You got to have the money. No, I need both of them for my staff.
I needed my staff and one jet in my and I have to be in the other
one. I don't want to be with a bunch of people. So they
so the news article highlighted this kid and tie it was a Tyson
Tyson lamb. And he got to see the President's plane. Although
he should have been bummed out he should have would have been
cool if the kids today was a crappy 757. Where's the real
plane? Crash? Yeah, it's like, yeah, exactly. However, the
Secret Service agents said, this was just the completely
impromptu. The kid wants to be a pilot. And here it comes. He
received a gift from another member of the Secret Service.
And this is where I think it might have been one of our
Minutemen on the inside. He received a challenge coin. A
coin traded amongst different military units. I'm going to
save this forever. He said I can't wait to tell the kids at
school about it. Would it be cool if it was a no agenda?
challenge coin?
Yeah, it would be cool. I don't think it was but I didn't know
there was more of them floating around.
Well, there's a lot of them floating around. These things
will be around long after we're gone. John, which is, I guess,
what day hell is this? Here's another one of
these pins and like, oh my gosh, and why is it why are they why
are these games linked to Web? askmen.com? This guy's
talking about Paul Allen Heaven is 757 Here's a question. I've
been pondering. Oh, is it time? No, no, no, it's not an ask
Adam. Are you sure? Like okay, go ahead because I've got so
many of these jingles. You know. John C. Dvorak. It's got a
burning question. Ask me man. So how many of these did you get?
Like 15 and they're all They're all great. Okay, well I'll try
to use as the question what's the question and by the way we
have
one guy guys like Paul on you got rich guys like Larry Ellison
and these guys Paul Allen has three super yachts these things
are monsters that cost millions of dollars million dollars so
he's got three of them you know one for each foot and foot this
monster boat is the size of the Queen Mary and then there's the
Brunei guys they all have these these yachts and they all have
private jets and yeah, I got I got the blue nice guy at 747
If I see Paul our and I'm throwing my shoe at him ready?
Yeah the question okay. Why doesn't one of these rich guys
who've got nothing better to do this show off how much money
they've got by one of the Conchords and use that as their
private jet. They've been taken out of service they've been
taken out of service but these parts are available. They still
fly many parts are
available. Hey, I need a carburetor
available They still they these things still fly around
occasionally. They're you know, it's not they are.
Here's another little bit of Concord trivia history for you.
After the horrific accident it was in, in France with the
German company when the thing went down and and everyone
perished. The aircraft have received its air its certificate
of airworthiness and and I believe it's still valid. You
knew what the date was of the receipt the that it received its
certificate of airworthiness the day it was supposed to reenter
service. September 11 2001. Oh, that's fine. They were supposed
to actually start flying again on September 11. Hmm. Just
another one of those. All right, so we want to we want to I don't
have
a minute I asked Adam, I didn't get an answer.
Because it would be so politically incorrect. These
guys they don't want to draw that kind of attention to them.
Got sailboats? They they're not No no, no, I'm telling you. They
it was the wrong kind of attention. A sailboat is okay,
because
these guys have they're all huge, monstrous ships with
diesel engines. The
only the only chips you see are the one this is what all these
guys do. They've got a big mast on it. And they've got the
diesel engines down below. I know that does put
them no, you haven't looked at those boats yet. But you none of
these guys have a mast on their boat. The only guy is Tom
Perkins has a boat with a mast on everybody else.
J for Jim. Jim Barkley. What's his name?
So those guys aren't the rich guys. I'm talking about the rich
guys. Barksdale Barksdale.
That's what it is. I think it would draw. First of all, they
can't fly it themselves. Ellison can't just jump in and fly it
himself. You need a crew of five. And these people are hard
to find it's not like he got you know Concorde pilots around.
It's a big deal. It's like a whole nother company. I don't
know. It seems like a pain in the ass.
I'm sure you can get the guys cheap. There's some Concorde
pilots looking for work?
No, they're not. All right. Are we done with your ask Adam
segment because it was not all that like the answer. Well, then
don't. If you don't like the answer, don't ask the question.
Let that be a lesson to you, John Charles. So we want to
thank our executive producer for episode 276 Dave Selden, and are
Associate Executive Producer and the only member of the 276 club
the doors closed no longer can you become a member but doors
are now wide open for the 277 Club. Chris Thielen from Gizmo
nation haiku Of course we appreciate that yeah remember if
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Hey, women out
so so that's that.
You know, Armageddon is near by the way. When the Ashton Kutcher
you know who he is? Da. I'm just asking.
Course I know who he is that keep up but I'm the guy who does
the real news items. I would know.
He he's in this month's edition of Men's Fitness. Which is
probably another one of these magazines that gay guys read. I
don't know.
That's a bigoted thing to say but you're probably right. Why
do you think the one is bigoted? Is bigoted? It's Hey guys, just
um, you want to gay magazine look at men's health
right it's that's another one of those I mean, it's like saying
RuPaul drag race is watched by normal people. Please.
And welcome. We weren't we're on the subject. I do have a clip. I
went I got another ask Adam. No, yes. Play another one. Hey, did
you surprise me with this? Okay,
okay. So remember that show we did about? I don't know about
four or five months ago when we I had a clip of somebody saying
it was an L G. C. Lesbian.
It was it was LBGT V XML and Mo NOP Yeah, huge thing. Every
sexual disorder or quote disorder, or variation that may
be sexual variation
was well there's another one that just cropped up. You have
the clip there play
Hi I'm Antoinette with free speech TV and this is your Daily
progressive action calendar update. Celebrate 20 years of
the Food Not Bombs campaign in Berkeley, California. Come here
Palestinian activist, good deer shy of a SWAT and her name McKay
to discuss the Palestinian LGBTQ movement in Chicago, Illinois.
Wait a minute. LBGT Q movement? Yeah, what is so we have
lesbian, bisexual, or BI curious, gay, transgendered
Kaida what's the Q who wants to queue
up on the screen various
curious now that's
green said queer. What? I'm telling you, you're on the
screen and said queer.
I think if I think she missed him is right at its LBGT AQ.
She didn't say AQ here, but that's what
I'm calling it. It's the LBGT AQ lesbian, gay, lesbian, bi gay
transgendered al Qaeda. LBGT on the Arabian peninsula.com. Okay,
I don't want to say I don't want to be critical, but can people
make up their minds?
So Ashton Kutcher if I was reading Men's Fitness, he's a
good looking guy. A very sexy guy, though. That means a sexy
man. So in the in the article, because of course, we don't just
look at Ashton for the pictures in Men's Fitness. We read the
article, he predicts the end of days is on its way. And he wants
to be prepared for the inevitable madness. He says it
won't take very much I'm telling you. It won't take much for
people to hit the panic button the amount of convenience that
people rely on based on electricity alone. You start
talking taking out electricity and sidelights and people are
gonna lose their noodle. People don't have maps anymore people
use their iPhone a GPS system so if there's no electricity,
nobody has maps, but he continues and people are gonna
go that lands not yours prove that it's yours. The guy's nuts
and the only thing you have to prove is it's yours on electric
file what is like what's the value of currency and he's been
listening to Alex Jones I'm telling you this food is whose
people's alarm systems that their homes will no longer work
neither will our heating our garbage disposals hot water
heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity. What
happens when all our modern conveniences fail I'm going to
be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where
they don't have to worry oh
this is the kind of crap that you know that these guys promote
this this survivalist millennial bull crap I was waiting to
happen.
I was waiting for him to say I've got my seeds got my seeds I
got my gold I got my
gosh, I probably can't even you know grow a daisy. Which by the
way, I have my first guide they eat.
Yeah, exactly. Hey, no pockets with actual Ashton Kutcher
inside.
So talking about these kinds of magazines, I got a copy. We got
this the other day. We didn't go over it but it was in men's
health, which is another one these mags is a Naked Gun that
cover LBGT AQ, and Men's Health has the M H lists. And this one
was 33 Simple sex tips.
Wait a minute, how many 33 and two magic number baby
Good. Good for us to read.
That's the only reason for the 33 by the way is if you want to
get on this show, just slap a 33 somewhere in your press release
and you're good to go.
You're gold. Gold Jerry.
So what are what are the Give me some areas?
I mean, they're obviously written by somebody who's either
never lived with a woman or may have other sexual inclinations
because let me just read you these let me read just this one
I could we do a million of these tips. But let me just read read
the one one tip number 3012. And then the comments the reader
comments which are hilarious. Sure. Chocolate sir a. This was
the tip. Can you imagine doing this? I mean, you got to just
imagine doing this. Chocolate syrup and whipped cream. Get all
the kinky play in movies. Instead turn her body into a
juicer. Foods for sex are fruits that you can rub in onto the
body such as such as soft mango or papaya says of cuddle Ph. D.
D. Sex there
is that of erectile dysfunction.
Educational doctor, a sex therapist in California and
author of 12 steps to everlasting love. You know, wait
let me
write and taking notes because I'm building the website for web
ass man.com
You got it. Quote then devour both her and the fruit. get
sticky shower repeat. If you're Mickey Rourke, skip the shower.
Go. Rob a bunch of papaya all over your girlfriend guys, and
then then eat the papaya off and then see what happens. Yeah, and
you're gonna she's gonna think you're nuts. It meanwhile, let
me read you the comments. This guy this guy says this sounds
awesome can't wait to try it with the next lucky woman in my
life you see something and here's another one. Here's
another one. Some of these tips are interesting, but many would
seem awkward for most guys to try and pull it off. It's not in
their nature a part of their way way. You have to be yourself. He
goes on with something logical and then the last guy says my
lady prefers a cucumber rim shot please.
No, no, no, no rim shots. Alright, let me move you off of
that man. That's a it's bumming me out. So so I've been very
interested in Vodafone. You your Vodafone is a UK outfit. And
they I believe they also received in the like the
financial turmoil, I could be wrong. I think they also
received some kind of money. And it's always been one of these
kinds of cloaked operations. And they are so necessary seriously.
They're really, really, why
not? I mean, I think a lot of these places have to be because
you know, this is the way in gets your best intelligence
gathering mechanism. Well,
so yes, it is and, and I have a couple of clips to back that up,
which take us into a couple of different topics, which would
just like to dive into with your permission. So we have, you have
my permission. Permission granted. So we know that
Vodafone, cut off their service in Egypt, and they came up with
some lame ass excuse, which I think you actually read that
like, well, you know, it was actually better if we did that,
you know, it's like, okay, whatever the good of the
customer. Yeah, for the good of the customer. So but it wasn't
just that they actually were also forced, according to a
report to send pro Mubarak. Yeah, that's SMS text message.
By the way. If you want to be taken seriously on CNN as a
correspondent, you can speak in any accent you want. But if you
were reporting on Egypt, or anything in the Middle East, all
you have to do is when you talk about Mubarak, you have to say
like that, or Israel, and then you're good to go. Because
that's what I've seen. You've got people speaking high, you
know, like high street English, and then all of a sudden, let's
walk. So it was a pro buck, SMS text messages, like, well, and
then, you know, so Okay,
did you get any of the messages where they say,
I don't have any of the messages, unfortunately.
Or maybe somebody in the chat room grab one. But
you know, so actually, I posted something on my blog, and I
said, you know, for everyone who's so outraged by what's
going on with the elitist in, in Egypt, why don't you cancel your
Vodafone subscription? Which, you know, half of the UK has to
just go ahead and cancel it once you once you show some real
power. Of course, no one's doing that no one's calling for it's
like, oh, they had to, it was actually much better for the
customer. And then I start hearing this name crop up
everywhere in relation to I'm sure we were invited for John.
Man, we should be opening be paying closer attention to our
mail. Did you get an invite to the M health summit?
No, I will maybe I don't know. I get so much mail. I miss half of
it.
Yeah, it might have been postal mail. Actually. The M health so
everyone was there? Everybody was there. John? I'm, I'm
talking about Ted Turner was there. Bill Clinton was there.
This is a un outfit, a United Nations outfit Bill Gates was
there and boy, rather rather interesting. So first, Bill
Gates is on stage with this woman who's a doctor, and you
have to see the video. It's hilarious. Cuz he's talking and
she's just looking at her paper. She's not even looking at him.
She's like, trying to figure out what our next question is going
to be. And does not look at him the entire time during this
answer, which comes down to cell phones and their importance in
third world countries, the Middle East and Northern Africa.
I mean, he just kind of slips that in. Vaccines are going to
be the key and malaria. Oh, by the way, of course it's on the
vaccine tip but listen to the cell phone. What happened there?
That's Pretoria, diarrheal. So how to how would cell phone sit
in? What if you knew if you could register every birth? On
the cell phone? Get fingerprints get a location?
Do you hear all of this? Yeah, so it's crazy. No cell phones
use it for fingerprinting locations. So everything that
your phone does, he's talking about and
you could take these systems where you go around systems and
make sure the administrator happens. You could run them in a
more effective way that vaccine coverage in the very poorest
regions, like the north of Nigeria, north of India are
below 50%. And so you'd get a huge improvement if you could
just take the vaccines we have today and, and get those
delivered. So I when I think about the biggest impact, I
think of patient reminders,
patient reminders Hey slave, pinging slave slave on
second let's
stop writing. Slave Hello, you have a text message slave,
he's talking about the dirt poor, you know, John, you are so
wrong. Or they're in Nigeria, they
all have a cell
phone, cell phone that has on it, they all
know they all get John, you are wrong, my friend. I the next
clip will explain how wrong you are. It's Vodafone is one of
these companies, that is rolling out cell phones to every body
for this very reason to get a text message with a friendly
patient reminder.
Clear, but if you could get people to take TB drugs
regularly, if you could get them even in the rich world to take
medicines regularly,
even in the rich world, that's us, John, remind mothers to
do various things
hate Mother mother tongue to do something Hello, Hello Mother,
Mother, your telephones telling you to do something particularly
in
that first year of life. That's a huge one. The supply chain for
all the goods making sure there's no counterfeits and
there's no stock outs and people know what's available,
there's quite a bit inventory management of the human
resources through your cell phone
can be done there. And then finally, this sort of online
digital records are the high payoff for that is vaccination
coverage, which means you have to get in at a fairly early age.
Okay, so this, of course, is all leading toward vaccinations, but
I get interested in this organization, this M health
summit. And the CEO is a woman named Kathy Kelvin. And she's
one of these I'd say my probably 50 year old wearing, you know
too much leather with with one of these, you know, like a
leather necklace with a big silver like spear head on it or
something. And you know, she she was probably hot 30 years ago.
And but she's it's a little out of place. And then listen, it
this thing just builds up to an incredible payoff of how
Vodafone is in with this organization, which is 100%
United Nations what I find
really exciting about em health, and it was true also in the
birth of the Internet is how this diverse ecosystem bridges,
so many different communities. It's the medical community and
the technology community, its civil society, government and
the private sector, and its urban and rural areas. And
that's because the mobile phone is everywhere and is used by all
of them. And as this panel does come from diverse perspectives,
that color of our own, I just want to give you two seconds
about my own perspectives and why the UN Foundation itself is
so committed to this area, because we
need to what do you think it is John? We'd probably have to kill
some people. It's not what the UN is all about.
Yeah, we gotta gotta kill it kill a couple billion Yeah,
then we're gonna do that. I think the quickest way to inject
him with something but that's neither here nor there. But
let's listen and she stumbles in some interesting ways. On her
own words,
you heard Ted Turner, in the opening conversation talk about
how the UN Foundation was created to become a bridge and a
platform for organizations who wanted to work effectively with
the UN. So we part we help by creating partnerships and
initiatives, campaigns and alliances that allow people to
work together with each other and with the UN to solve global
problems such as global health. We love programs that have
innovation and this one is right up there at the top
by the way, we did you notice how these non governmental
organization which of course is not what the United Nations is,
when because these people they have no idea what a balance
sheet is, they just get free money. And the Oh, we love
programs like this. We just love doing this. You ever noticed
that? He had totally like we love we just love something. So
we'd love a challenge, especially when it's not your
money.
We started in 2005 in a partnership with the Vodafone
Foundation,
oh really a partnership with the Vodafone Foundation. Okay, let's
listen
based in the UK a global telecommunications provider,
looking at how we could use technology to provide health
incomes to
so that's a nice stumble, provide health incomes, why
would you make trying to make something happen there? Kathy?
Let me just let me just roll that back a second Vodafone
Foundation based in the UK a global telecommunications
provider, looking at how we could use technology to provide
health incomes to improve health outcomes.
I think she meant to say to provide I'd health outcomes. I
think it's what she meant to say. Yeah, she's
got income on the mind. Very funny. Yeah.
Emergency emergency response using telecommunications. We
pioneered some of the earliest and most widely scaled mobile
health mobile health systems around the world. She
just she sucks mobile hosts. Yeah. Okay. But now she's gonna
she gets back on track. But wait until you hear who's behind all
this.
Kimberly in Africa, doing data collection. We are
data collection in Africa. Hey, how many slaves we got there?
Yeah, so
I learned a lot from the experience. We learned that the
rise of mobiles presents powerful new tools,
tools. You know, if it's a tool, you know, someone's gonna get
whacked.
To combat old health challenges. We learned that to extend the
reach and deliver on the promise of M health. We needed more than
just a single software, a single organization, a single app, or
even a single sector. And we knew that we needed a
collaborative environment that could deliver sustainable
change.
So who helped us set this up, Kathy? It's why we helped create
the M Health Alliance with the Vodafone Foundation and the
Rockefeller Foundation. trying now to bring a wider group of
players to the table through events like this summit,
the Rockefeller Foundation, sure United Nations Vodafone,
Rockefellers. Red alert, Red Alert, everybody. So yeah, go
on. Well, and so well, then, of course, this is all about
vaccines. And for those of you who've been listening to,
let's get let me give you one more thing that you that needs
to people need to know before we continue. Which is the fact that
this is a PR woman. Yes. She used to work for AOL. But she
came from her big company was of course where do you think what
big PR Emma? She used to be a big shot with
Microsoft Hill and No, no, she's a halo Knowlton, shill.
Unbelievable. So she knows her business. And she actually
should, she should be denounced for that stumble, she
should be denounced. And we denounced her we didn't answer.
Thank you for googling. I hadn't done that Hill and Knowlton, a
oh my god. Yeah. Oh, my God, as it all does. So this court looks
like the type. So of course, he does. I'll tell him with too
much leather. So this is all leading into vaccines and
vaccines for those who've been listened to the program.
Starting in 2007. For the 2008 shareholders meetings, every
single CEO of all the big pharmaceutical companies, were
saying vaccines is our future. See this big hockey stick curve
which goes to the right and up, which is the way we say it and
financial to the right and up everybody? To the right enough.
That's right. That's the way we like our charts. That's all
vaccines. So there's a couple different tracks going on. One
is the swine flu vaccine, HPV vaccine. We've got vaccines
against cocaine addiction. Half of these aren't actually
vaccine. Now every time I hear it, it's not actually a vaccine.
We've got whooping cough poison. It's most of it's kind of
poison. And so if you want to get the young kids in, and
you're working in Hill and Knowlton, right, so you need two
things. One is you need a lot of money. And the other one is you
need someone who people can trust because he was rich. He
got really rich by being really, really smart. So who do we get?
Right, Bill Gates? Because he's, the guy must be right. He's
smart. Well, I listened to him talking with Sanjay Gupta, in a
scripted interview about vaccines. And John, are you have
your kids been inoculated against measles? I don't believe
so. Right? Well, you, sir. Are a baby killer
$10 billion over the next 10 years to make it the year of the
vaccines. What does that mean exactly?
Well, over this decade, we believe unbelievable progress
can be made both inventing new vaccines and making sure they
get out to all the children who need them. Now,
I just got to stop for a second. So you didn't really hear at the
beginning, this $10 billion dollars that Bill Gates
apparently through his foundation is going to be
putting into vaccines. So there's like
always talk a big game, but going to going to When do they
do this?
Well, I think that's a financial trick. I think it actually does
work. You know, he puts all his money offshore. But I think
there's a lot of pharmaceutical CEOs going Hey, Bill, hey, let
me get some hookers and blow for you. 10 billion. I'll take some
of that. i That would be a flag for me. Right? Yeah. Okay.
We could cut the number of children who die every year from
about 9 million to half of that. If we have success on it and the
benefits are in terms of reducing sickness, reducing the
population growth it really what Yeah, whoa,
what the deal just say the benefits are Reducing population
growth really, Bill? Let me just hear that again. Maybe Maybe I'm
missing
the logic. We played this clip before the logic he had this is
this is this is a new clip, John because there's so much do you
remember the old word here's a logic behind this thought but
didn't go in both it
really allows the society a chance to take care of itself
once you've made that intervention, but there's
been a lot of scrutiny of vaccines recently, specifically
childhood vaccines have been a lot of news about is there a
connection with autism, for example? What do you make of all
that Dr. Wakefield wrote a paper about this saying that he
thought there was a connection and people that there was lower
vaccination rates as a result for a period of time in Britain
than the United States? What are your thoughts?
Is that true was there for a period of time a lower
vaccination rate in the United Kingdom in Britain? I don't know
that Sanjay says so. So it must be true. But now John, you're
about to, you're about to learn. You're a baby killer,
baby killer. Well, Dr. Wakefield has been shown us to absolutely
fraudulent data. He had a financial interest in some
lawsuits, he created a fake fake paper, the journal allowed it to
run. All the other studies were done showed no connection
whatsoever again, and again and again. And so it's an absolute
lie that has killed 1000s of kids because the mothers who
heard that lie, many of them didn't have their kids take
either pertussis or measles vaccine and their children are
dead today.
Okay. What participants? Is that? What he said? What's
protests?
Yeah, whooping cough.
Okay. So everybody gets my kids got that shot. Right, but not
the measles shot?
I don't know. Maybe they did. But I don't know that they did.
Well listen to this.
And so you know, the people who go and engage in those anti
vaccine efforts, you know, they they killed children.
There you go. You baby killer you they literally killed
children killed children. It's
a very sad thing, because these vaccines are important,
developing the vaccines, a scientific research that goes
into that, obviously, one thing and then distributing things,
even after they've been created, someone said to me once said,
even if the cure for HIV AIDS came in the form of a clean
glass of water, we still wouldn't get rid of AIDS in the
world.
Anyway, so this kind of this goes on, and they kind of drop
into all kinds of non sequitur stuff. But Bill Gates is I mean,
that's pretty big statement about Andrew Wakefield. I mean,
he's, he's just calling him a liar. And it's very clear what
side of the fence Bill Gates is on, but the main thing he's
talking about is protests and, and measles. And then later on
he Yeah, I got that one. Do you think I'm not leading into it?
Yeah. Okay, sorry. And
so, of course, Wakefield made the connection between autism
and vaccinations. And Bill Gates saying that's a lie. Now, this
is one of the big questions on everyone's mind. Is there a
connection? And the answer as you just Skyped, me, which was
audible on the program, which you just Skyped me comes from a
curious source, Lisa Jackson,
Jackson of the look more and more like a board hooker? Oh,
my God, I actually I'm considering running and as an
end of show clip. Because the the she's so annoyed with this a
congressional panel who were asking your questions, because
of course, the president on January 18th, signed an
executive order, which allows the EPA to be God, every agency,
hey, we're the FDA. We're just gonna allow some modified
alfalfa, you know, we can do whatever, do whatever we want.
And we're in charge. And the President said so, and she has
her hand on her head like, oh, do I have to answer all these
questions?
It looks like a 12 year old. That has been being scolded.
Yeah. And doesn't give a crap.
But she has the answer. And it comes here to you live on C
span, which we watch so you don't have to
President had an executive order, stating that energy that
agencies should consider when taking a look at the costs.
Fitzy said, quote, values that are difficult or impossible to
quantify, including equity, human dignity, fairness and
disruptive impacts. You know, I don't think it's easy to measure
unemployment. 9.4%. We know that we are debt is going up 3
trillion. This
by the way, is Brosseau. A, what's his name? Brosseau.
Senator, Senator brasa. Yeah, so he and he's, he's, he's not
happy with her, by the way. And he's got some interesting things
that we could listen to later on if we wanted to. But so we set
her up now and he's about to pop the question
dollars in the last two years, so we have 3 million more
unemployed last two years. We know that burdensome regulations
do have an impact on jobs, and it is quantifiable My question
is, is the is the language in the President's executive order?
Does it allow you to basically use anything you want in terms
of making sure the saying benefits outweigh the costs?
I think the President's far reaching executive order makes
clear that there are some things that are hard to price. Our
science may be good, but I don't know how you price the ability
to try to forestall a child who may not get autism if they're
not exposed to contaminated water. And I think the language
in that order is about those things, where we can be
protected for a reasonable amount of money to make sure
that our children and future generations are not guinea pigs.
They're not guinea pigs. So she said it right there. Kids get
autism from stuff in the water. It says he
said, John, clear as mud
itself. It's all over. We know it now. We don't need Andrew
Wakefield. We don't need Bill Gates. We just need clean water.
And Lisa Jackson is going to save all of our kids from
autism. But hold on. Where's Jenny McCarthy's number? I gotta
call her. I don't know that it's the water. It's not the
vaccines. It's the water. This is crazy.
It just was crazier is and you can go to divorce. org slash
blog and look at this clip. We have it here. It's a just a look
at the woman with this glib, smug attitude and posture. It's
just astonishing to me that somebody like this represents
the government she just she just must think she's the queen of
Egypt. She
will call that she needs a shoe thrown at her head. A homily a
high heeled a crock for all I care.
Thigh in the face would probably
no no no Shoes Shoes is so dehumanizing shoe is a shoe is
much much better. A stinky shoe you take right off your stinky,
stinky shoe. Like remember those roots remember those? Remember
roots Yeah, remember
roots yet? Throw a roots at or it looked like oh, they look
like duck web duck feet.
Anyway, we have a jingle for people like big expert, big
expert. So they are just there's a the White House. And I went to
the I always go to whitehouse.gov to take a look at
our presidents we weekly speech, which wasn't all that
interesting. This week speeches are
getting worse. Yeah, I like to basically I think he lost that
speech right? That young kid that was a speech writer that
gave them all the good stuff that yes, we can kid. Yeah, the
kid had to go back to school. Yeah.
So but I always like reading the White House blog, because that's
where I like the like the new kids are. And this is written by
Dan Pfeiffer. I don't know who he is. He may not be a kid. And
it was interesting because you know, you doth protest too much
me thinketh. So it says you can't believe everything you
read. This is the homepage of whitehouse.gov and I think you
have someone's like, posting something on the homepage of
arguably the most important website. In our civil life. This
must be pretty interesting. as valid. Yeah, as valuable as the
Internet can be in helping to spread information. Most people
know that you can't believe everything you read. And they
should check the source before relaying every alarming story.
They read this because Jud the Drudge Report posted something
about this. Once that story is going around the internet's over
the past two days claiming that the Obama administration is
somehow responsible for the rolling blackouts in Texas that
have caused terrible hardship for so many Texans. The source
is questionable. The story unquestionably false. And then
And then what's funny is in this whole rebuttal, and, and the
idea there is that because of local EPA regulations, they
weren't able to either activate or open up more coal fired
electricity plants, because a couple of them froze up, I
guess. Which doesn't make much sense to me, but okay, the whole
thing is bogus. So what is it then? Why? Because they have
rolling blackouts, literally.
Remember, we had rolling blackouts in California Oh,
during the scam. And it was like, oh, it's never gonna be
the same. We're always gonna have rolling blackouts. Because
there's too much demand for electricity. We haven't got
enough supply and peak oil and all the rest of it. We can't
keep up is going to be really big people better get used to
it. And then Derek, then they found it was a big scam. And you
know, it was it was it was planned. It was just a scam the
public so they had to pay more for electricity. And then once
that was revealed and the rolling blackouts. We haven't
had a rolling blackout in California, ever since
Schwarzenegger got in office. What changed?
Well, they're saying it's the weather and this book Wasn't
this the
same thing? This is a scam from the get go. And it's probably
got something to do with this I bet you when it is finally
revealed, of course nobody does anything about after it's
revealed nobody throws all the politicians out of office
because they're complicit because they're the ones who
panic the public like Gray Davis did all we're gonna have to get
used to it.
So they point to a Tom Fowler written article in the Houston
Chronicle. So this is the White House rebuts this with their
unquestionable proof by pointing to another mainstream media
article where the Houston Chronicle says it's because of
some pipes froze and and they couldn't bring. So they they
couldn't fire up these coal fired which of course, these the
guys being shut down by the EPA. And did you know that Texas gets
all their extra power from Mexico? No, I didn't know that.
Yeah. And guess who supplies Mexico with their coal fired
plants? General Electric. Yeah. Bingo.
We listen to the show. And have you just guessed these things?
Right.
How beautiful is that? So they shut the plants down in Texas.
And then they get it from Mexico, where of course, you
know, there's no regulations for General Electric to build
something in Mexico.
Yeah, you build a piece of crap. And yeah, do whatever, gives a
crap die.
And then the Mexican say, Oh, the Mexican power officials
were, quote, very helpful to us during the peak demand Wednesday
evening and Thursday morning. But by Thursday afternoon,
Mexico stopped shipping power to Texas. So it could deal with
cold weather demand south of the border. What? What did it freeze
in Mexico while I was sleeping? So someone made a call as
someone made a call and said shut it down boys. It's exactly
like Enron. Yeah, it's a different scam that we maybe
haven't figured out yet. But
it'll be figured out. By the time it's figured out. Nobody,
Oh, nobody cares. Electricity will be back on. And the same
crooks will be in office. You know, I mean, it's a miracle
that we got Gray Davis out through a recall, which I
thought was wild. But you know, what difference does it make? It
didn't make any real difference in the long haul. And, you know,
it's just the things just keep going on. And the General
Electric guys keep pocketing more money and the, you know,
the White House guys, you know, they had it when since when we
actually my wife, I traced it back to Van Buren. Since when
did they somebody become elected President of the United States
somehow magically would making $200,000 a year in income, which
is what the President makes something like that? How do they
walk out of office worth $300 million? You know, or by
investing
in oil stocks? Duh. By the way, you know, we have a human
resource as a part of our massive audience, Mr. Oil in the
chat room. And of course, you know, I only know these people
by their by their chat name handle. But you know, John, you
know, as well as I do that we have people who work at Goldman
Sachs who listen to the show. Oh, yeah. We got people in, in
Zurich, Switzerland, who
show a lot of their assertions I'm sure. Yeah. Well, I got that
one, right. Yeah, they do. Are they actually those bills? Well,
wow, they're, they're counting their money because these guys
are so much cash that they're just basically counting all day,
but that's
okay. At least it's fine. So anyway, so I'm talking to Mr.
Oil, who I somehow I don't think he's rich. He might be but it
doesn't matter. He's a human resource. And he's, he's helping
out. And he flips his lid over the clip you played last week
from the shell executive.
About the scripted clip from the ex CEO of Shell Oil,
right. So in that clip, and I don't think we have to play it,
we could if you wanted to. I don't know if it was the shell
guy, the ex CEO, but someone said, Well, this 13 cent
wholesale gasoline hike we just witnessed, right? That was in
the clip. Yeah. Okay, so you acquired that clip before
showtime, so it must have been Wednesday evening, or at latest?
It was Wednesday. Okay. So Mr. Oil is involved somehow with the
business and he says that 13 cent hike was not publicly known
until Thursday. 8pm. UK time. Oh, really? And what happened at
that very moment is these huge swaps took place. And guess who
made a killing on oil stored up at a lower price? Mark rich
Glencore
Oh, good. Oh, Mark. And so him to listen to this show. I we
need to have the time. Yeah.
He should be sending us money just for the entertainment. Hey,
Mark, Rich. Listen to me. Listen.
You know, I thought that that whole segment was rigged. Well,
it was rigged.
Well, well, Mr. Oil went on with the hypotheses and he did this
in the chat room, so I feel I can talk about it publicly. He
said look, what's gonna happen is two things First, have all
that goes up, and then something else happens, which is the fuel
duty. And he says in the UK and it may be the same in America,
the name duty is used for a very specific reason, because it is a
form of tax that can be taxed. And I don't know if that happens
in the US in mind, but a fuel duty is essentially a tax that
is or a a price hike that is put on top of primarily fuel to get
people not to use so much of it. But that in itself is taxable.
And so here's a look
at we have to do a little work on that word, because you're
right, the word duty is used a lot in it kind of
interchangeably with other words, fees. Right. Another
thing that's that's a word that's that's used for specific
reasons and taxes is another I choose, these are specific words
use for use for a specific reason Exactly. To figure out
what duty really is.
So that point, so then he lays that arm and then he really
freaks me out. He says, okay, so of course, and by the way, he's
there's all these vlccs, which are very large, Crude Carriers,
oil tankers. Yeah, the monsters, right. And so they're all
sitting sitting off the, you know, these inventories went
down, and then they're all built up. And so I've got, you know,
they're all sitting in, they're all kind of waiting for this
Egypt thing to make make the $200 barrel oil, and they want
to close off the Suez Canal, etc, etc. So of course, the old
the price of crude oil, and the wholesale gasoline price will
fluctuate dramatically, but not at the pump, because we're going
to keep it nice and high for the slaves. We're going to keep that
crazy. And he says, This is where he freaked me out. He
says, you read Atlas Shrugged. I said, Yes. Wait, no, wait, wait,
wait, he says. So by the way, you know that all of Goldman
Sachs has a copy. Everyone's got a copy of his book. He says,
what happens in the United States of America? When fuel
prices at the pump are $6 a gallon? What do you think, John?
What happens?
Well, the first thing that will happen um, what should happen is
people should vote everyone out of office. But what seems to me
that what will happen people just travel less and use less
gas. No,
no, you're close. Okay, we take the train all the bar trains,
planes, which of course, are not high speed electrical rail, they
run on diesel oil, which has a very different tax, bracket, or
duty bracket. For transportation, like you know,
in
many countries, you can get taken the friggin train.
We will straight to the FEMA camp. And we'll be happy to go
in because it'll be hungry and tired and without shelter.
They're not gonna have to round anybody up. They're just gonna
say, Hey, would you like some food? Come on over here. Dow
Jones reports right here, the price of Dow Jones newswire the
price of oil could jump to $200 per barrel if the crisis in
Egypt escalates and leads to a shutdown of the Suez Canal,
according to Venezuelan oil minister Rafael Ramirez,
you know, it seems to me I don't maybe it's just me. But I
remember the last scenario about two years ago when we talked
about the $200 oil, and we're making predictions and then the
oil went to 150. It went to 147 I believe, and never hit 150.
But anyway, whatever the case,
it was a good try. Sorry, it was a good try. We tried to make it
all the way up. We did alright,
it then it fell to $33. Which is more reason where it should be
right where it should what should be 40 they think but 25
is historic place for it to sit. But anyway, the point is, is
that it seemed as if this was a grand experiment, because it was
Goldman Sachs Oh, it's gonna go to 200. No doubt about it. And
then of course, the scam was revealed that it was all being
speculated upon JPMorgan Chase, if that pulled the rug out from
under it and fell. So it seems to me that was a grand
experiment to see it was It goes like this bunch of guys in the
boardroom going, Hey, I got an idea. What happened? If it goes
to 200? I don't know. Let's hire a bunch of think tanks. And they
give all these guys, everybody the Brookings Institute,
everybody does a report and send them all in and they look at it
and go, Well, this will be interesting, because this will
cause this then this will do this and this will do that. And
there's a whole bunch of Fallout.
Hey, you got to do the voice. John. You know, you don't sound
evil when you talk like that. Yeah. Hey, I got an idea. Hey,
John, John. John, I got an idea. Let's start some crap in Egypt.
That'll show
him that. That's the left that gets me so so they do this deal
at the see what was going to happen. So it failed. So they
say okay, let's just shut up about it for a while. Let's try
it again in a couple of years ago. When his round down a
little bit. We can give another shot. We'll try something
different. This time. We'll put a little we're going to crank it
up. We're going to better reasons for it to go up. Let's
create a stir in Egypt and do a I'm telling you this is As this
is rigged, if it's going to go to 200. Yeah. Or it's going to
try at least try to go to 200. Again, it's going to collapse
again, which is probably an opportunity for people want to
go short, by the way, is going to collapse again, but they're
going to try to get it up there to see I think they're looking
for some effect. They're looking for some, some real money making
killer deal.
And then, well, it's not just the oil, guys,
but what would it be?
What do you mean, what would it be?
What would the deal I mean, where's the easy money in this
deal?
The easy money is in the Glencore IPO, what are you
talking about? You get in on the Glencore IPO you're good is
gold. That thing's gonna be like a rocket. It's gonna end you
sell you sell insight you sell your insider shares exactly in
like 18 months after the lockup. You don't
need to do that you can you can sell it by you can sell a
collar. You know what I'm saying? Right Thing is a fake by
the way the public should know about this. Do you know the lock
up thing is bogus. It sounds good on paper, but there's a
thing called a collar that you can sell. You know, there's any
number of institutions who write these things for you. And you
can basically get out of that stock the next day. That
actually happened to me. You sold collars.
On Ask Jeeves. Really? Yeah. What happened was they went
public, and I was worth like, so much money overnight. And of
course, I was like, Ah shit, I got like an 18 month lockup.
And, and then you can Google this, you'll find it. Somehow
the insiders had done something. It wasn't even a caller it was
they, they figured out that they could that a million and a half
shares could be sold. That was owned by insiders, so everyone
got to sell some of their shares, including me. And I
wrote all the rest down to 30 cents, which was great.
So call her.
Anyway, Egypt gas pipeline attacked, unknown attackers blow
up north Sina Sinai pipeline that supplies gas to Jordan.
Chi. Do you think it would make the riots go a little faster in
Georgia is taking way too long to blow. So you
know, we need to like cut off their gas. It's just
unbelievable how scripted This is. And it really is. It really,
really, really is. And I think that the people who end it's all
about oil or natural resources is
I think Israel is gonna get involved, they're gonna have
Jordan goes down, and there's gonna be a lot of fish shake,
maybe there'll be a little war, that'll that'll jack up the
price even further. Of course, they're gonna they're pulling
out all the stops, you have to get to this $200 Oil thing
because at 200 bucks, which is the number they keep saying it's
not like it's a big secret. At 200 bucks, something happens.
And I think it's more than good or know something.
Glencore is the biggest corporation in the world. John,
what are you talking about? Isn't this is not small
potatoes. This IPO it's just not
IPOs are going to double in price. I'm talking about six
like 60 billion,
they're talking about 60 billion just the inside.
It's so heavy that is not going to be able to triple or go 10x
is not like a credit default swap that you pay 10 cents for
when you get back $100,000 Well, that would
be on the downside when we do that a
lot the downside would be interest you know, we made some
both ways. Listen, you and I actually the downsides is more
interest on sides is less risky. So
listen, so listen, here's what we need to do. We need to we
need to work out how we know how that we if we know the scam, we
can make money on it. And then we can just like make money and
do the show and not be worried about anything like what does it
rent? Rent and my electrical bill is like I'm left to turn
the stream off at night. I'm sorry, guys. We got to turn up.
What if they do rolling blackouts? Well, I got to get a
generator. Now. You know, it could easily happen. It could
easily just say oh, we're gonna do rolling blackouts.
They could I mean, they did it before nobody cared. Anyone went
along with the program, especially in the Bay Area. All
the Stooges. Oh, it's peak oil. Oh, we can't afford it. Oh, it's
too much demand. Oh, we're doing I mean, that's what Ashton
Kutcher is actually sounding like Yeah, exactly. He's, you
know, he was running around he has
a place to go to I want to wear Ashton Kutcher is going and I
want to be there. Because you know, we're gonna see like, Demi
Moore on the beach on the beach.
And a bunch of hippies. Yeah, dude.
You and I will be look I think so. I think I was talking about
Australia but I have a feeling that get my nation Kiwi may be
better. And I'll tell you why. The charity that Mickey and I
work for research. So their biggest donor I'm talking to a
guy like you know, he's like a medical VC in the valley. And I
you can look his name up. And he's the guy he puts a lot of
money into this charity. It probably a million a year.
You're personally. And so, you know, I was talking to these two
women who are up here we were doing I was doing some video
work in night. If he doesn't give to our charity,
unfortunately, what I'm thinking of a barony for him, but I just
haven't pitched him yet. What anyway, so they're saying, Oh,
what do you think about? Because they know, you know, they know
who I am. Just like I checked out their charity, they checked
me out and they went, well, everybody
does due diligence.
They did due diligence. I said, Well, you know, if as long as
you don't do that in our board meetings that you will get okay.
And that's it now. So what do you think about how things are
going? And I'm like, really holding back and like, well, you
know, I'm a little concerned. Yeah. You know, Russell, oops,
what's his first name? Yeah, he's really dire. He's the most
dire guy he's going to to New Zealand right now to find a
house. He's gonna go move down there.
I believe a guy moved down to New Zealand, thinking the same
kind of thing. But this was some years ago, and you've moved
back. Really New Zealand is boring. No, it's beautiful. But
I'm told for everyone who's tried to do this trick. They go
down there. And it's a very socialist place. There's a lot
of political correctness going, Oh, we don't want it's like
Berkeley. It's like a big burger like a Berkeley with a little
bit cleaner. It's like a it's like a Berkeley meets Disney
World with a lot of sheep. Kind of clean with a lot of sheep
that food is good and probably more natural and not so
contaminated. Food weed, but it's boring, and there's nothing
to do and get sick of it after a few weeks. And the next thing
you know, you're moving back to anywhere.
I don't know, man. Look, it's either Australia or New Zealand,
Australia.
I think the women are hot in Australia. The guys are hot.
They're all a bunch of ex hookers. The guys are hot in
Australia. They're all it's like, are all prisoners and
hookers. It's my Deeps. It's my bread for these very good
looking women. And they're all pretty funny. They all have a
sense of humor. Exactly. I've never run into an Australian
without a sense of humor.
Yeah, that I love well, so I'm torn. I'm torn between shears
and hot women's you wouldn't? Let me think hmm. Or hot women.
Let me say Mickey. Oh, she's you don't want to go to New Zealand?
Do you want to go to Australia? Maybe. Maybe she says,
Yeah, the thing is, is that you know, Australia's Got it. She's
got a bunch of there's lots
of hot women and men in Australia. They're all hookers
and prisoners. Is Da Whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry about that. They're
all it's there's this that's one I'm sorry. Make your point and
we can move on.
I forgot my my point is is that this is this is a pipe dream.
Move to the Chilean by a vineyard if you're gonna do
something like this.
All right. Well, we can plan on that. It's the no agenda,
retirement plan. What are you going to do? You're sitting
there in Berkeley, you're in the middle of the crazies. Yeah.
What are you doing there?
What am I doing in Berkeley? Yeah. Why don't you leave? I
need to be in the high tech milieu in northern Silicon
Valley suits me fine. Oh, crap.
Please. Wait for that x three show? Yeah.
Not me. veoh.com. Yeah, you
need you need to be in the middle yo, for that. That's for
sure. All right. Anyway, I'm coming up to see you. So we're
gonna plot our retirement. Where we having dinner Tuesday?
Monday, I think Oh, no. Yeah.
No, I'm going to the movie Office Tuesday. Yeah. And then
we're gonna go to last Tuesday, our lunch on lunch and dinner
was supposed to be Monday. Okay. All right.
Well, it'll be good to see you. Whatever. I think I doubt right.
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divvy up the countries of the world.
Yeah. Eric's gonna actually under no agenda nation website,
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And you know, and you will actually go down as a cool dude
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It means everything is something to everybody listening to the
show except you.
Yesterday, they offered me $5,400 To teach three grad
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and asked you for some karma. The Secretary just said they
agreed to all of my terms. And I will be getting paid more than
tenured professors there. The Karma works. You need to invite
karma calls and or more people to pledge So Karma can be sent
to others. As soon as I get my deposit, I will pass along my
good fortune in the name of spreading good karma. And we
can't promise anything on this. But somehow there's something
going on with this karma thing. And most people are very
positive about its effects. I'm happy to report indeed, to the
kind of a little vindication, which I thought was kind of
nice. I think it was 2008 2009, the 2008 season when I was at
the the curry What was that the cottage I was in the UK. And I
kept saying that there's a space war going on over our head.
There's a space war they're shooting at each other in space,
a topic that we've dropped. Yeah, well, because you scoffed
at me, as usual. And so now WikiLeaks comes out with a cable
that in 2008 2009, really
WikiLeaks, are this a hoax? Well, it's
the Who the hell knows. Right? But you know, cable I'm right
there with you. But the cable looks official. It has all kinds
of numbers say it says the United States and China were in
the military standoff over space and they were shooting to what
the cable says they were shooting their own missiles down
to prove that they could do it and they could do their own
satellites, not missile satellites. Remember that
satellite That? That? Oh, yeah, it got blown. It crashed into
something else. And I said space war. And you're like, Wow,
that's crazy. So it turns out it was they were lasering these
things out of the sky. And the cable says that the US shot
their own satellite and then China shot there's just oh yeah,
we could do that too. I think it's probably more likely that
the US shot the Chinese satellite but that they're
lasering it with the there's all kinds of actually
it could be that the US shot that Chinese satellite and and
the Chinese shut the US Yeah,
yeah, totally possible. Anyway, so it's a no
where do we expired satellites anyway, I believe? Yeah, there's
there's so much junk in space. Besides, it'd be a pretty cool
target range, but they're now they're thinking of developing
this net.
Yeah, I know. It's like, please, please stop with your net
net the Pacific Ocean while you're at it. I mean, it's like
ridiculous. I tried to get up early the math on the amount of,
you know, just forget it.
I woke up at to 330. And I realized that was an hour too
early because the National Reconnaissance Office sent off
another rocket from Vandenberg this morning at 426. Oh, really?
Yeah, the smaller one Minotaur rocket Minotaur one. You didn't
get to see the trail. I fell back asleep until 530 When my
alarm went off, because they were supposed to do it
yesterday, but it got scrubbed. Because one of their
transmitters wasn't working. And these guys just kept an endless
supply of money. Oh, to shoot another satellite, no, the spy
satellite into space or whatever. Go for it. Who cares?
Yes, it's nice. I mean, I'm sure it must be a lot of fun working
at Vandenberg. Can I push the button today? Can I push the
button? Button.
I had some Oh, he was a little funny when I found under the
bio. So if you're, if you're in charge of propagating the global
warming name, and let's face it, the bankers who are ultimately
going to receive the carbon credit money, they've I would
say they're pretty much at the top of the food chain of in
control of the climate change carbon credit scam. If you
really wanted to insure your future, what would you do, John?
So let's say you're the Rothschilds. I'm just naming a
bank. If you Yeah, if you really wanted to ensure that everyone
bought into the climate change, and you want it to in case just
let's just say the weather didn't quite work out the way
you wanted it to? Or, you know, we already know that. The
scientists have
tried to know I documented data. I don't I can't think like that.
No. Well, I think that I would buy a 70% controlling stake in
weather central LP, the world's leading provider of interactive
weather graphics and data services for television, web and
mobile services. I think that's what I do. Why? Because if you
own the company, then you can manipulate what data is being
sent to television, web, radio, and newspapers, I
see you. So what you're assuming is that some there's a scam
aspect to this that you can use the control of the media, the
way of manipulating information to screw over the public.
It's never happened before but it's a novel idea.
Before General Electric, NBC listen to this isn't he owning
ABC
founded in 1974? Whether Central is the global provider of
professional on air online print, mobile and enterprise
weather solutions and forecasting with 100 and 180
employees including 70 meteorologists,
Oh, hold on a second. This is a big that's these are the guys,
the question remains now who is it that was buying these people?
Rothschild, what why this
doesn't make any sense unless what you say is true. Exactly.
So it's not an investment that they would normally make. There
was some alternative route.
Whether Central is secured a leading 46% market share of
North America's weather information delivery market for
broadcast and media, delivering content to hundreds of millions
of viewers. It is the largest provider of broadcast and
interactive web weather solutions for media companies in
the US, Canada and Mexico better known as North American Union.
Weather Central has more than 400 broadcast television clients
and 21 countries worldwide. It provides weather forecasts to
millions of users date what you're telling me that the guy
on KTLA doesn't do that himself. He's not studying the charts,
you're not going to tell me that he actually gets the information
from a Rothschild controlled company are you
You know, they had this guy used to be a weather guy in the west
coast and he's been floated around he's and he's worked
loads markets here and there. His name was Harry Geiss. And
here he goes, we didn't he had a couple of protegees out there
hairy guys was condemned by the Meteorological Society, because
he incorporated other data other than what they were done. The
other one under the Ministry of Truth was given him
the approved data and he made all kinds of weather predictions
that were very interesting because his accuracy was at
least twice that of anybody else that was doing weather and he
was constantly hounded and hounded and hounded and he was
denounced and everything in between. It's been a couple of
of his protegees out there and I've always been amused by this
because it's obvious that there's, you know, there's some
politics involved in the weather.
So we'll take it one step further. The CEO of this
particular arm of the Rothschild Empire is Lynn Forester de
Rothschild. Hillary Clinton's buddy. You know her, don't you?
Oh, yeah, the the kind of hot MILFy looking Rothschild. She's
way too. I think she married in right. She's way too cute to be
an evil banker. And she has a quote here in the acquisition
press release. Weather Central is a world class company that is
number one in its category with a history of success, a talented
team and a very bright future. Their products, which are the
world's most precise for broadcast, online and mobile
forecasting allow companies and individuals unparalleled
insights, whether designed for an insurance company wanting to
alert its customers of an impending hailstorm, a hedge
fund trying to monitor agricultural commodities, or
consumer planning a vacation. No one has better information than
weather Central. Oh, wait. No one has better information than
weather Central. At El roughshod, we will we will use
our resources, business expertise and Industry Insights
to build upon weather Central's current success and to develop
the company's escalating international profile in markets
like Latin America and India. So this is exactly what I was
saying the other day when I said, if everyone's so sure
about climate science as science and climate science, and
everyone knows exactly what's going to happen in 100 years
from now. Why don't you all take that expertise and get on the
weather? Because if you can predict the weather, or if you
report the weather, you are the richest MF on earth. Because
weather everyone determines that everything is determined or is
revolves on weather and oil.
Climate sees the weather it's hard. Not you'd have a model, a
computer model that would predict the weather perfectly
accurately the next day, but it took two days to run the
program. You know,
when you make the joke on Thursday, it just doesn't work
on Sunday. Okay. So, jeez, can you imagine what Jay Leno came
out and did the same joke two nights in a row?
Oh, by the way he does. Each time he alters the punch line
clear the same joke, George clearly,
clearly where you get your inspiration from? Yes. So
anyway, I thought that was rather interesting.
Make a note note note on the tape that your little weather
central voice is is perfect for the show opener.
What time is here? 1039. Okay, you mean the okay. I can't
remember what I did. It was good though.
It was quite good. Okay, it was good. I want
to do some magic numbers. Just a little break. And then I think
you have a couple of clips we should be listening to Yeah,
couple. Okay, so magic numbers around gizmo nation, from Brazil
little article. And remember the number 33. Of course, lots of
numbers are recurring. But there's either two reasons for
the number 33 showing up in a news article. One is a message
back to home base like hey, mission accomplished boys, or
it's Hilton's way of getting on this program. number of people
in Brazil with high blood pressure who will now need some
some of that pharma stuff that we make Lipitor 33 million.
Lockheed may lose 33 billion if Marines F 35 is cut. Hillsboro,
Tampa, Florida deputies arrest 33 on drug charges. Macao
gambling revenue leaps 33% in January. Siemens elfa diesel
hybrid bus cuts fuel consumption by 33%. Police say man blows
point 333 on breathalyzer. Whoa. US cancer rate one in 333. Hey,
Way to go guys. How many bank failures since 2008? John 300
says at 333. Let me see this there's a couple of ones I think
are just too bogus. Airbus delivered 33 aircraft in
January. Now we're stretching. And the Ford Mustang sales are
down by 33%. i By the way, did you see? And unfortunately,
there's no video from it. The CEO of Chrysler, he was at a an
event two days ago. And he was talking about of course Chrysler
didn't get the sweetheart deal that GM did Chrysler God like,
you know, like for four or $5 billion, and they have to pay
back a billion dollars a year. And the CEO said add the shyster
loans we got three times in this he was on the stage like a JD
Powers and Associates event or something like that. And he kept
talking about it. shyster loans, Shyster loans, and they messed
us up with their shyster loans. He, of course, had to come out
and apologize because I think it's a very derogatory term
shysters that not like a anti semitic
roots. Now, in some broad sense, yeah.
I just thought it was really, Bush, use the term go up and
take advantage of people's goodwill and generosity. Yeah,
he's saying
it right. There. shyster showing again, because I stepped on it.
shyster show up and take advantage of people's goodwill
and generosity is proof that it happens. Shut up. Yeah. So he's
like, Oh, we
didn't apologize for the apologize because somebody
called him to the carpet. The money is shut. You weren't
supposed to be bitching about it.
Yeah. What do you want? You want to wake up one morning and
having a gun in your left hand? Is that what you want? Good
news, though, the Estonians apparently found the stolen
carbon credits.
Hey, for the Estonians, I want to go to Estonia. Yeah,
I'll go to New Zealand you
enjoy ONi is supposed to have the best looking blonde women in
the world. In fact, they have a parade called blonde day or so
it's just
a mustache you have to get beyond but otherwise
it goes are Estonian listener. So right, so let me play I'm
gonna talk about I just want to give you an idea some what the
what, how we do this show, and what some of the problems we run
into and why we really do need your support. I want to play
this sidetrack me for quite some time. I want to play the clip
here. MARK SHIELDS who's who's on PBS. And he's on a bunch of
shows and I have the clip is called MARK SHIELDS is an idiot.
What
is he a journalist? What
is he now he's a poison. He's
an idiot. We know he's an idiot. But he
but but this just this really got to me. And I do this, by the
way. Commonly, I think you do it to a lesser extent, when you
hear something you just know is bogus. Right? And it's being
passed off like a 12 year old says it makes it up as they go
along. It's kids do this. You know, you always say what are
you making it up as you go along? And instead of saying I
don't know, which is easier to do, you just make it up and use
or just say something that's bogus, play this
not working. And I think enough justices proceed that it's not
going to work that will incline them to reach this high
constitutional principle and throw it out.
Law School, the Supreme Court follows election returns. He
didn't have to go to law school I had to do is read Finley Peter
Dunn who said that in 1896.
Okay, I didn't understand one word of what he said. There.
We're
talking about, you know, the constant about the Supreme Court
picking up on the on these these challenges to Obamacare. Oh,
right. throws out he didn't have to go to law school. He could
have read Peter Finley Peter done in 1896. What is that?
Well, that's what I wanted to know. What is he brought his Why
did somebody do a name drop like that? So Peter Finley are fit.
Finley Peter Dunn was this writer who is supposed to be
comedic. Who by the way is unreadable people can go look it
up by so I went looked at everything he wrote, because
it's available on both Gutenberg and archive.org. So I looked at
his book and 18 899 book, The pillow content book than 1800. I
looked all these things up. I finally there was no, this is
bogus. For one thing, there's no document that was at 96. So the
date was wrong. And there's no real evidence except for as big
as 1901 book, which is called Mr. dooleys opinions where there
may be some reference to the Supreme Court being politically
inclined, which is what his point was. So what now so I'm on
a, I'm just on a panel and out of the blue I say, Well, you
didn't have to go to law school. You could have read Finley Peter
Dunn in 1896 when he said that, right? Who Sue does stuff like
this. Anyway, it's just the MARK SHIELDS apparently. It's just
bought bugged me to no end. You're worked up about it. Well,
yeah. Because people just throw this crap out. Well, is so and
so said in 1816. I mean, nobody's gonna look it up or
check it out. It's bullcrap.
I love it. When you get all worked up about stuff like that.
Well, it's just annoying. I mean, what does this guy think
it was he think he is what is he throwing this out? Who is this
writer, the writer is impossible to read. He writes in dialect,
which was extremely unreadable, especially around the turn of
the century. There's no real words. It's Yvan dove, and I
could read some of them and you'd go crazy trying to figure
out what he's saying. But it is ridiculous. Anyway, I'm just
very annoyed by this. And it took up a lot of my time.
Yeah. Well, that would annoy you too. And yeah, that would annoy
me too. Oh, I'm sorry.
Peter Finley Finley Peter Dunn.
Yeah, well, if you see him throw a shoe at him, throw a boot at
his head and say this is from the vorak Because you're an
idiot. We finally figured out what to do with general aviation
for the pilots and the enthusiast in the audience. Of
course. You know, this has been a point of contention for Lucy
Napolitano. That general aviation just gets to fly all
over the place. You know, we'd have to go through naked body
scanners or anything this is crazy have that and have that
going on. So a contract has been awarded to a S and E corporation
to develop an entire aircraft back backscatter screening
system. So you're gonna have to taxi the aircraft through a
backscatter thing. Why? So, in case you're al Qaeda,
you know, is the last time a small craft did anything you
said Boy, that one guy just basically drove his plane into
an office with the IRS office?
Yeah, those guys
with fuel Well, I mean, it's all things feel he get filled with
fuel and crashed into an office whatever. What do you need us
backscatter for you got to put fuel in the plane?
Well, someone I haven't looked into as
this is another scam. So one of these creeps was trying to make
some money on the side of the government tit,
well, American science and engineering Inc, is a leading
worldwide supplier of innovative X ray inspection systems with
over 50 years of experience in developing advanced X ray X ray
security systems.
So they're able to X ray an airplane and you're going to be
sitting inside. Yes, yes. Does this sound safe? Anybody?
Well, you know, you get more radiation from flying in the
plane than the backscatter will actually give to you.
Just so you know, which makes nothing but sense.
I sure hope Burbank has an activated their backscatter
sound to opt out when I fly up, it's gonna suck it out.
I really didn't get to pat down the plane.
On the opt out, a little update on the sleeping fins. Of course,
the health officials in Finland have now said there is a
definite link between the swine flu vaccinations and children
now suffering from narcolepsy is falling asleep in school
everywhere. And say, Well, you know, they're saying, you know,
we we really should have not given the vaccine to 15 to five
to 20 year olds is what the chief medical officer of
Finland's national public Public Health Institute is now saying,
which is exactly, exactly who the World Health Organization
said should receive. Yeah, right. It said it needs to be
the young kids is different from everything else. Give it to
the young kids, when you're older, you won't get the flu
anyway,
so they can sleep. We want the kids to sleep. Right.
And by the way, it'd be a plus for global warm it
will be they will be go to nap for humanity.com. Please, and
help Tice out he needs some help on somebody's got some great
products. He's putting together that nice pillows. I think he's
got some sleeping bags. And he needs a little bit of marketing
help nap for human humanity. But
we're gonna push the nap for humanity thing. It's catchy.
It's nice. We're looking for the i nap app? Yep.
And you can track your track how much how many carbon credits
you've created. And
we need someone to do the math. Yes, we still need a
mathematician out there that can calculate the differential
between we're awake and napping in terms of carbon output.
So I was looking for the 33 In this article, I couldn't find it
because I'm sure it was targeted at us or me specifically, as
they have now developed a microchip that can be implanted
in the brain that will remove your your Tourette's symptoms.
Sure. So you're gonna have this operation?
Let me think, no, you crazy. But you know, they're targeting
all the human.
Yeah, I'm hearing voices, John. I don't know what to do.
And then maybe the chip will help. Yeah.
This, the cyber war stuff is getting a little. A little scary
now, not that the cyber stuff is scary. But so we have the whole
idea of an internet kill switch. And our own el presidente A
says, Well, you know, if we if if there's a cyber attack, and
we need to be able to shut down the Hoover Dam like, please. I
mean, how insulting is this? How were all these pundits were
Shelly Palmer, of coming out and saying this is an outrage at the
President talks is bullcrap. You don't have to connect the Hoover
Dam to the internet. This is crazy. This is an absolute crazy
talk. And now through the United Nations, the East West
Foundation, whose authors include representatives from
Microsoft and Northrop Grumman. We need a Geneva Convention on
cyber war. Oh, playing Lee Hey, man. Hey man. Don't DDoS me man.
That's against the Geneva Convention. What is this? This
is out of control people do people actually believe this
stuff.
Apparently a lot of them do it. In the
present while the President needs to be able to shut down
the Hoover Dam, please, you don't need to connect the Hoover
Dam to the internet.
Why is the Hoover Dam connected to the internet? And the first
is not
it's not the Hoover Dam actually came out and said, Hey, I'm the
Hoover Dam. I'm not connected. Here, even wired Well, thank God
wired did something. The US Bureau of Reclamation is
shooting down a key legislative talking point that the internet
kill switch legislation is needed to prevent cyber
terrorists from opening the Hoover Dams floodgates give
believe how stupid someone is to put this in there. Ah, and this
is a talking point. Well, and the President said it well, you
know, I mean, this is not to shut down. You're not to shut
down your access to kardashians.com. No, this is, is
to shut down the Hoover Dam so terrorists can't flood
everything with an open the gates open the open the gates is
an actual talking point. As stupid as that throw a shoe at
him. Throw a shoe at a panel in Washington last week, a GOP
staffer working on the bill was even more terrifying quote, no,
we are very concerned about an electric control system that
could cause the floodgates to come open at the Hoover Dam and
kill 1000s of people in the process. Said Brandon mill horn.
Here, let me write that down. He'll be the Yeah, what do you
call him as a douchebag? Well,
I'd love to. And here comes I'm gonna shoot your head Brandon,
staff director of the Senate Homeland Security and
Governmental Affairs Committee. He finished his quote with
that's a significant concern. It's a significant concern. We
need to come up with a couple more what other horrible things
could happen because of someone hacking cyber war on the
Internet, what else could happen
besides opening the floodgates of Hoover Dam?
I can't even come up with some it's like that. That's a pretty
cynical. That's a stretch already, isn't it? Unbelievable.
Ah, well, but yeah, we needed Geneva. Hey, man. It's in the
Geneva Convention of CYBER WARS
boondoggles so they can go to some remote location in a nice
resort and drink. This is boy this costing the American
taxpayers too much money these Oh, it's billions because
this is a cent calm is what this is. And this, they've just
opened up the cyber CENTCOM it's just more money for Let me see
who were the names Microsoft and north of Grumman. Just more
money for them to put you know, cyber anti cyber firewall stuff
all of that in place. And then of course, we get the hackers
penetrate NASDAQ computers. Yeah, right. It hackers from
Goldman Sachs. It's not like some kid sitting around hacking
into NASDAQ. All right, investigators are considering a
range of possible motives including unlawful financial
gain theft of trade secrets, and national security threat
designed to damage the exchange. Be very afraid slaves. But don't
worry, your Facebook and Twitter's will still work just
fine. But we don't want
government is stealing trade secrets constantly. Yeah. So I
ran into an interesting out of the blue clip. I think it
portends, I assume you're done with this topic? is quite dumb.
Thank you. Play this. I thought this was weird. Have you and by
the way, that guy's asked a question. And he should just say
yes or no, but he rambles and rambles. But it seems as though
we're about to cut Haiti loose.
Interesting. I have some news about that as well. Here comes
the clip, the Heritage Foundation, and Michael Shifter,
president of the Inter American dialogue. Thanks to both of you
for being with us on great decisions. Right to the top
question, should the United States give up on Haiti? Right.
The question I think,
is posed in a moral sense, should the US do a particular
make a particular decision regarding Haiti? I don't think
that is the way the question should be posed, will the us
give up on Haiti? And I'm afraid that the answer may be that the
US over time will tend to give up on Haiti because the problems
that it faces there in the reconstruction process, dealing
with a impoverished country with low levels of human capital and
financial capital, given its tendency to move towards
political division, the insecurities there and the
competing interests that we face around the world and in a period
of physical retrenchment, I think will lead us eventually,
to more or less give up or to lose patience with Haiti. Well,
you know,
so wait, the thing is, so we might as well just keep all that
money we collected by the way
here, well, that would be a great solution to keep you In
the money. So a Bill Clinton and George Bush, and a cast of 1000s
stole the money. And there's been all this like, well, you
know, where's this money? What's going on? And if George Clooney
actually came out and said, hey, hey, hey, hey, where's the
money? I'm going to stare you to until you fall dead like a goat?
Like I did in that movie. He doesn't do that, of course. But
if he did, then everyone would be Hey, that's yeah, that's
crazy man. Little John and Adam talking about it doesn't help
any. So what is the best possible way to just cover it
all up? It's just to cut the ties now. Interesting. You bring
that up. You know, they've had this election, scam election,
and it's all being manipulated. And now and this of course, they
they're not doing not giving out the results. The results will
come in March after a run off. And the officials in Haiti have
just excluded the ruling party candidate from the runoff. Now
this was Clinton's Clinton Clinton's bitch, dude, self
esteem. He's been kicked out of the runoff. So now it's going to
be first former First Lady. Milan de mana got against
that, wait a minute, that's making Martelly the new
connection now.
Okay, hit me.
The new connection is that Clinton got screwed in this
deal. So he sends the meme into the into the public domain that
we're gonna cut Haiti loose. What do you think of that?
Exactly. And I think it's the best thing that could happen for
Haiti. And I'll take a little bit, I think that this show
should take a little bit of credit for that, get, get those
evil elites out, the people are going to go through a lot of
hardship. But this is not the first time they revolted against
their slave masters, the French, they've succeeded for a long
time, it's going to be very, very difficult. But as if
they're gonna build hotels, at least let it be their hotels.
That's the only the only thing left for them to do. And it's
gonna be hard, but at least you won't have those evil Clintons
hanging around. And this is great picture of like, because
Hillary was just there. Of her and Jude Sela Steen, and she's
like smiling with a goofy smile on her face. Like, yeah, this is
where my hotel is gonna be. This is gonna be my view. I'm gonna
love it here. So I think you're right, I think that the meme has
been thrown in there. And we're pulling out. And by the way, no
one will ever ask about the money again, it'll be done. And
they'll be like, well, you know, it was just too crazy. We had to
let Haiti be Haiti. You know, they really didn't want our
help. That I think you're absolutely right. They
didn't want they didn't want. They didn't want our help or our
money, apparently, and certainly
not our blankets. We just need cash. I know a lot of people
want to send blankets or water. Just send your cash. Send us
your cash. And we sent it to them. We sure did. He didn't say
send Haiti your cash did send us your cash. He wasn't lying. So
false advertising there. Yeah, I think I think you're right. I
think it's been totally cut loose. And if you see a George
Clooney throw a shoe at him and say, How come you didn't follow
up on Haiti? You bastard. You bastard you how come you get a
hot girlfriend? And you don't have to follow up on Haiti.
You bastard. I'm all for throwing shoes at people just
calling them out. You
got a shoe mean going? Yeah, well, we've
got to be throwing shoes. It's it's the only message that comes
through. And it's a strong message to our brothers and
sisters around Gitmo nation, because everyone understands it.
Everybody understands what the shoe means.
Well, so So I'm tuning around looking at short this week,
because I did this Egyptian thing has been killing me.
Not just you, by the way, it's been killing some actual
Egyptians.
Yeah. But the point is, is this like a news thing? It's a big
phony deal. Let me play a couple of get a couple of Egyptian
clips out of the wage, that you're listening to cliches that
is like the cliche of the day, that you're gonna be hearing a
lot of play that so there's
sort of balancing that to, which we haven't heard a lot about. I
wanted to address this idea of whether as long as we take over,
we hear this a lot. There's a very important distinction to be
made about Egypt relative to other countries in the Middle
East. And that is the that Egypt needs the Western world. You
know, Iran has oil Egypt does not Egypt depends on tourism, on
traffic to the Suez Canal on US aid coming through and so anyone
who takes over will have to certainly keep that in mind just
for Egypt's economy to survive.
What a crock. By the way, the Egyptian cotton is the best
cotton you can buy it if you can buy stuff made from yet
it's not genetically modified like the cotton you get here
which is nuts. You putting GMO cotton on your body is not like
for you.
Egyptian cotton wears like iron and it's soft as cashmere. It is
astonishing how good that stuff is. Does it get promoted? I
don't know.
What are we wearing? Hemos we're wearing hemos and you know what,
you know what? Ain't no Gyptian cotton in those hemo underwear.
Actually I think it is we anyway also saw a tear gas to Egypt. So
there was a an interesting Think Tank thing going on where they
were discussing it the Heritage Foundation and it was or was
Brookings was the Brookings as to which is a true think tank in
the in the old school sense, meaning they worked for the
agency. And they had Bob Gregory for some unknown reason, who's
that weird guy who does meet the press with the dark eyebrows and
he looks like Andy Warhol and he's got to kind of a duck
mouth. You know that guy?
Yeah, he's, he's a MK Ultra,
is totally jokes that he doesn't need full z. This guy's giving
an analysis of a really interesting analysis based on
some some research. He's done. His name is Kenneth Pollard. And
he's with Brookings. And at the end of this Gregory chimes in
with just some inane comment about well, you know, we'll just
play this and you'll see what I'm talking about and why these
some of these mainstream guys should just not be on the air at
all
pointed out that everything that crane Brinton theta Scotch bull,
and these wonderful scholars of revolution had been writing
about, it's all there in the Middle East. And it was only a
matter of time, it was either going to be a gradual process of
reform, where it was going to be a sudden explosive process of
revolution. And the last point on that, it's also important to
keep in mind that the terrorism that we face is born of the
exact same problem. The terrorist the Iman has walked
raised the Osama bin Laden, they are frustrated revolutionaries,
they all tried to start revolutions in their own
countries. And like other groups, Russians before them,
they turned to terrorism, when they found they couldn't start
the social revolution. And they went after us, because they saw
us as the power standing behind the governments that they were
seeking to overthrow. So all these problems we make tonight.
They're awful also nihilists who are evil. And again, they're
always there. Okay. So the guy just point out, they're also
vile,
and evil. guys doing an analysis that is actually valuable for
people who are it was pretty good. Yeah, it was pretty good
for exactly. He's, and he's going into the research. And
he's trying to trying to deconstruct the mechanisms going
on in the Middle East, which is what a think tank does. And this
idiot chimes in well, yeah, well, that may be true, but
they're also nihilist and
evil. Well, that's his programming, then that's exactly
how it works. He hears the word terrorists. Evil, they are evil.
He's a robot. He's a total MK Ultra robot.
Unbelievable. That is pretty funny. He made another stupid
comment later in the show. And somebody says, Well, when I know
a lot of leaders, you know, somebody's very logical, and
they're sitting there in Doha, I think talking and they say,
well, a lot of the leaders probably are right now in their
palaces who ended Gregory jumps is is the expansive palaces.
Yes. route with drug money. He has to
make some comment. I mean, just shut up.
Oh, what a douche. Wait, let me just give him a little douchebag
call out there.
So one of the things I'm tuning around the network, the channels
and I run and I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that happened. But it was
Piers Morgan. Yes.
And it was you was talking to what's the actor's Silence of
the Lambs? I don't know what his name is.
Yeah, that guy, the guy who keeps doing the crazy guys.
Yeah. Anthony Hopkins, Hopkins Hopkins.
He's doing an interview with Anthony Hopkins and I finally
realized what piers Morgan's problem is. He is like a 10 year
old. He asked the questions he asked her stupid Hopkins call it
said the questions are awkward. But he just played this clip.
But before you do it, just like Piers Morgan does a lot of these
questions. If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you
be? What is your favorite color? It's like I mean, the whole
Yeah, can
we actually ask it differently? What is your favorite color?
Exactly? Like if you were a tree, what kind of tree would
you be?
It's every these questions are so stupid. And he interrupts
when a guy's actually having an interesting little chatty
interruption with one of these dumb questions because, you
know, Larry King, if you studied his interview style, Larry would
what? If you're a tray? What kind of tree would you pay? If
Larry used to do this or not? They weren't awkward. They were
interesting. Changing the subject right? Boom, boom, boom,
right? Right. But they weren't stupid questions like this guy
asked and I think this guy's Larry is laughing his ass off.
I'm doubly committed. They'll
be begging for me to come back. Beyond my greatest dreams,
everything. So I've got no complaints. No demons lurking
around in the corners of my mind the moments you've had. What
would be the moment you'd replay right now? Have you had the
chance? Ah, Justin so concussions I enjoyed getting
the Oscar
yeah he asked that a lot he that's just one of the standard
questions is like, you know and Kim Kardashian said we're Chloe
or whichever Kay like, oh, I had the birth of my son but I think
he has so that's that's one of the standard yes one of the
stock script but he actually he's turned a corner and I saw
him doing something yesterday which I think is we'll get
ratings because I know the American audience I mean, the
the slave audience, and he had an exorcist on of course we have
the movie coming out. We have
the that's for the movie. Yeah, right. Right. We
have the it's the remastered unseen.
That's a whole Director's Cut. Yeah, did a whole lot. I didn't
make this clip. But that's funny that you should say this because
he used the word exorcised on with this interview with Hopkins
and I kept hearing exercise because the way he pronounces I
say, so what would you exercise if you could exercise anything?
Oh,
my calves, you know, my mind what it sounded like.
But he was saying exercise exercise again, I suppose to
promote Yeah, okay. It sounds like it's all linked together.
Yeah.
No, it is. And so we actually had a real exorcist on and, and
they had like, video cam footage of them performing like priest.
Yeah, performing an exorcism. Like, now you're talking that's
gonna get ratings, you know that he has Colin Kardashian on no
one cares, whatever her name is. And you know, this like the, but
now now you get that's what people will watch Pierce Now
you're talking?
Yeah, he won't be able to find enough of that. It's not his
style.
Well, this, someone is gonna say, hey, look, man, we got a
1.0 rating for the exorcism thing, more of that peers. It's
not going to be able to stop that. It's just it's just going
to happen.
Well, they're gonna have to it's gonna take a really high quality
Booker. Yeah, well, they're gonna have to do something. Um,
so I got one last clip. I'll play. Yeah, sure. Hit me. So
Spitzer. Oh, my friend Elliot. I'm watching this show.
By the way, the guy who had the $5,000 Night hookers?
Yeah, good for him more power to him. So I got this show as
Spitzer, whatever it is Parker. And so he brings on this radical
Islam guy. A terrorist, terrorist and ridiculous setup.
Which is like asking the stupid his questions.
Oh, wait, I saw that. This was the guy who was via remote and
the guy has like the beard and the hat and everything. I saw
this. It was hilarious. I saw
hilarious, but it's this the thing that got me was this lead
in?
Oh, John. Yeah. Oh, I lost you at leading. Oh, so
I have this lead in yet. The thing that was interesting was
Spitzer is lead in to you know, he basically explains everything
he wants to say before he even says a word to this guy, which
is very much like what Chris Matthews does, he talks too
much. And, and then by the time he asked the question, you
already know what the answer is going to be or what you think it
might be, even though this guy kind of threw a curveball back
at him. But I didn't play that. But it's just like, here's the
interesting, I want to comment on it afterwards plays, he was
wrong. What's going on in Egypt, and in Tunisia, and in Jordan
and in Yemen is a genuine democratic uprising. But there
was one conspicuous acts of radical Islam. Tonight, we have
a unique opportunity to talk with one of the leading voices
of Muslim extremism. Joining us now from London on Jim chattery.
Welcome back. Mr. chattering Yes. Good evening. Good evening
to you as well.
I've got to be very direct with you, Mr. chattery. You lost
there is revolution sweeping through the Arab world in the
Middle East. And the voice that is conspicuously absent is the
voice that you espouse radical Islam. How do you possibly
explain that?
So a guy says he's full of crap is what he says. But it's like,
one thing is conspicuously absent. You could put anything
in there one thing is conspicuously absent, absent the
Chinese, how do you explain there is no Chinese presence.
One thing is conspicuous is conspicuously absent. There is
no Japanese there. What what happened? Why you got a Japanese
representative? What happened to you Japanese were
the Mexicans, or the MS. No Canadians there. I'm telling
you.
This is like this is a bogus piece. It was just a created
piece of crap. That was just just like
I it was it was funny. It was funny because at the end, Eliot
Spitzer does I have to agree with disagree with everything
you say you're a horrible person or to do that. Yeah. It was
funny. So to wrap it up, I would just like to say that the North
American Union, which I think we probably talked about two three
years ago as well. Al is Israel has really come one step closer
amidst all of this turmoil in Egypt as people are all looking
at uprising in Egypt revolution of what was it revolution and
something else. They changed every day they don't have a good
catchphrase. They don't have the tagline for the really works.
Because there's no alliteration has to be II can't be like the
error in Egypt. It doesn't sound right. Which is really what it
is the error and Egypt. So of course, now that now that Mexico
is has GE supplying Texas with our energy, I think we pretty
much own Gitmo nation taco. I think that's pretty much ours.
You know, we give them we give them the guns, we give them
everything. It's like, you know, hey, whatever. So we're all one
big happy country. Did you see that? Prime Minister Harper,
part of the Cabal that has now made it so that our human
resources and Gitmo nation great white north have a bandwidth cap
of 25 gigabytes per month and can no longer stream stuff
without paying overages. You follow that? I'm sure yeah, 25
gigs is not It's nothing.
It's nothing. Nothing.
If you're watching movies, you watch a Netflix, it's one one
a day. And then you're over by five gigabytes at the end now.
It's crazy. It's crazy. And it's a it's a it's a fix. And it
could happen here, by the way. Oh, I will. Probably Well, no,
I'm not against paying but the whole idea of a cap and then
huge over. Before we even go to that. I called at&t yesterday.
And at&t, by the way, if you if you're roaming overseas, they
are still the best deal available. Don't think that T
Mobile is one company don't think that Verizon is going to
do any good for you overseas. So they had these deals. So you
have to buy a data package, my daughter's in London. And so I'm
able to get her 100 megabyte data bundle for $100. And if she
goes over that 100 megabytes, which is easy to do, by the way,
it goes a lot faster than you think. It can easily use a
couple Meg's a day. If you go over that, then it's like $2.50
Meg, but the thing that killed me is I said, Well, she sends
text messages. Oh, yes, of course. Guy from India. Oh, yes,
we see that she has already sent 6060 text messages. And this 60
text messages. $1.29 per text messages sent or received? What?
Yes, but you can buy a bundle. Okay, give me the bundle, what
do I get? You get 50 text messages for $5 to great, give
me 200 of those. Oh, no, only 50 per billing cycle. So you can
only get the 50 messages per month. And everything over that
is 99 cents per text message sent or received. Wow. Now then
it's like T says what do you like? Are you interested? I'm
sorry to do the accent but this is what I get. Would you like to
do? Calling plan? Sorry, not calling plan? Uh, yeah, mine as
well, because I feel I'm probably gonna get shafted for
that too. Oh, yeah. These dollar 99 per minute in coming out
coming. Give me the plan. Give me the plan. So I get $1.19 per
minute on the phone. And then he goes on to say now that is from
the minute the phone rings. Are you kidding me? So the meter
starts ticking the minute the phone rings. And if it goes to
voicemail, the longer someone speaks on the voicemail, it
counts for that 119 a minute. Can you believe that crap?
Well, you know, Eric, the shill went to Finland recently. And
took that plan that you're talking about, which is the data
bundle blah, blah, blah. And he came back and he I think he
finally resolved this with him but he came back and the bill
was $8,000 1000
He got it Hey, he got a better data package than I got. I
mean, he had to be like online the whole time. I don't know how
you get an $8,000 bill for being in Finland for a week. Oh my
god, it's bait and switch according to him. They whatever
they they're selling you their scam my buddy out there Forget
it. You're gonna be overseas get a local card a local GSM cards
so you don't have to deal with that you have to get an unlocked
phone of course you have an unlocked phone that's Gee, what
a shame you everybody has one somewhere take your unlocked
phone to Europe. Put a GSM card local card you can buy them all
over the place and it's gonna cost you 25 bucks and sure
you're not gonna be able to have all the features but you What
are you doing over there anyway? You surfing the internet for
some reason, forget it.
Well, we know what Eric went off. If you do though, we know
what Eric was doing. iPhone porn.com Now I know what he's
doing. I just saw The chat room 142 hours of sleep equals one
cubic meter of carbon. He's gonna be some cheap ass credits.
What is it again, 140 242 hours of sleep is one. cubic metre,
one cubic meter. Now that makes any sense. Post that again in
the chat room is one cubic meter of carbon. So, a ton we got to
sleep a lot.
Okay, we have a lot of people doing it.
Alright, so let me nap for humanity.com, everybody. So let
me play a little news report here. I could have given you the
C span raw footage. But I thought the news report was more
interesting at how the North American Union is now in play in
place, as predicted, as essentially we have now taken
over Canadian, it is now ours. And you have to see this
footage, and no agenda show.com Because Harper, is looking at
Obama with a look of despair that is beyond belief, you can
just seem like, I'm so screwed here. This is like, this is just
the end, you can just see the guy he's given up, he's given up
on it, and all your oil belong to us Canadia. Now, what brought
the Prime Minister to Washington was a new joint plan between the
United States and Canada on the border security and trade. Now,
ever since 911, the United States has been erecting a wall
of security around itself. And for Canada, the aim has been to
keep trade flowing, and to maintain sovereignty. The
challenge for Obama and Harper is to find the right balance.
That's been everyone, Prime Minister Harper and President
Obama unveiled sweeping new proposals to enhance both border
security and trade, a shared vision for the perimeter of the
two countries. They include new joint screening measures for
things like cargo, more sharing of technologies and law
enforcement and new regulatory cooperation. We've directed our
teams to develop an action plan to move forward quickly, which
means bend over Canada, here it comes. And it's gonna be fast
and hard. And you're gonna leg it. And I'm confident that we're
gonna get this done so that our shared border enhances our
shared prosperity. We must
upper game to counter those seeking new ways to harm us.
Do it all under the Oh, it's for security. Who's gonna harm you?
Who's the polar bears? Who's coming from Canada? John? What
danger is coming from Canada to harm us? And what harm are we
sending up to Canada, it's all about security, security, I'll
tell you what it's about in a minute. But first listen to the
the bullcrap. And whenever someone says, This is not about
us losing our sovereignty, it's pretty much about you losing
your sovereignty. And
I say us, because as I have said before, a threat to the United
States is a threat to Canada.
There will also be more sharing of information about travelers
from the two countries. While all of this put the privacy of
Canadians and the sovereignty of the country at stake.
This declaration is not about sovereignty. We are sovereign
countries who have the capacity to act as we choose to act. The
question that faces us is to make sure we act in a sovereign
way that serves Canada's interests. We match up more than
probably any country on Earth. We have this border that
benefits when it is open.
There were protesters outside the White House today unhappy
that Canada is promoting the Trans Canada pipeline to move so
called dirty oil to the US. Oh, dirty oil. Oh, John. It's the
dirty oil. We don't want the dirty oil. No. Well, this, of
course, is exactly what it's about. It's a 1900 mile pipeline
coming from the tar. What is it? The tar sands tar sands? Yeah.
The tar sands coming right down. This is exactly what it's about.
But John, it's dirty oil.
What is dirty oil. look dirty oil is a oil has lie with you
ends up with a lot of what we refer to as bottoms in the
refining business, or it usually has like high sulfur content.
It's dirty, it's dirty, dirty. I mean, it's smelly. It's probably
dark. I mean, there used to be a refinery called Pacific refinery
here in Rolla, they've changed and bought recently in the Bay
Area that used to get which brings us to the our oil
discussions about God as being a continuous process. There used
to be some oil out of Bolivia that used to be that they had a
contract for and apparently this oil came out of the ground so
clean that you could actually take it pump it from the ground
and drink it and you could you could drink it and put it right
in a diesel and it would work. Yeah,
yeah, this is Keystone XL. And this is, this is a $20 billion A
project and but of course, it's sold to you stupid slaves and
Canadia. And us, by the way, as, oh, it's for securities for our
border. And by the way, while we're at it, we're just gonna
like, track everything, we need more information about what you
people are doing up there, and we don't trust you. You speak
funny. And you've and you've taken all of our movie business,
so we got to keep our eye on you. And let's just put this tar
sands pipeline with the dirty oil. And it's just a complete
lie. And it's snuck in at this amazing moment when all this
when no one's focusing on it, like you know, news
organizations, Harper says oil as energy will not disappear
anytime soon.
The choice that the United States faces and all of these
matters is whether to increase its capacity to accept such
energy from the most secure most stable and friendliest location
that can possibly get that energy which is Canada
so thank you very much Mr. Harper.
All your dirty oil found what the problem with this oil is
your base now belong to us because the question is we
there's not that many refiners that can really deal with oil
that's got that sulfur is so high in it with piles of sulfur
behind the place
so quick whip around get my nation that we really got a
stop. I mean, I've got to produce everything and I got to
catch up we're done. Yeah, just a quick whip around get my
nation John, you never know what might crop up get one nation
east. Court bans man with low IQ from having sex. It's just a
great isn't that something for divorce.org/sound believable?
Totally total divorce dot Oregon's censored
But enough about Tony Blair, get my nation taco. Oh. Mexican
government successfully sheds the US dollar from its economy.
So you can't go down to get my nation taco anymore and throw
your dollars around. They won't accept it anymore. No kidding.
It's not worth anything. No. Get my nation pasta. Although we
have very few listeners that did get a couple of egg we actually
have like one or two listeners. The women in Italy Italia are so
angry at Berlusconi, because there is some anger. And by the
way, his lawyers are trying to block the release of pictures of
him cavorting with the underage girls. And I'm happy that these
lawyers are doing that because apparently he's naked in them.
We don't need to see that. That's not necessary. But
there's a growing backlash from Italian women a group planning
on throwing their underwear at his mansion in protest that his
attitude towards women and his involvement in an alleged
prostitution ring. So good start ladies, but let's go for the
shoes. They make more of a whacking thumping sound. I don't
think throwing your panties is going to do any good. You
can't get much distance. You can't Yeah, it's hard to
throw. It's really you can't throw the bomb with that. To
kind of peters out after a couple of yards. A lot of people
are going nuts and get my nation lowlands about. First of all, it
turns out that in this tiny country what I have 16 17
million people per year, the police do about 4 million
telephone taps. 4 million phone taps in this little little tiny
country. But they there were a couple of Somalis. They were
they were trying to track and they jack their phones and their
phones. Were sending back geolocation text messages back
to the cops. And everyone's up in arms about this thing like
Well hold on a second. How do you do that? Well, we have the
technology. We can listen to your phone remotely. So if you
if your phone is on, they can listen to what's going on in the
room. Yep, they just switch it right on. Oh, hold on a second.
Let me get my iPhone. Send me two pepperoni pizzas, please.
Okay, so they said this is being admitted right here by the by
the by the cops. And they can jack it so that it sends back
your location with a text message at regular intervals,
and of course, the human resources and get one nation
lowlands of going, Hey, wait a minute. That might actually
happen to me. Well probably get my nation polo ponies.
Argentina's Ministry of Truth is threatening to fire the analysts
who predicted a 30% inflation literally said go back and do
the numbers again. You slaved you can't be right. Which is
just beautiful. And then finally, in our very own Gitmo
nation, we have the USDA United States Department of
Agriculture, deregulating biotech sugar beets, so enjoy
that more.
Next show. I'm going to talk a little bit about something The
new additives that have been approved by the Codex and are
basically poison in your flour.
Oh really in flour. Oh,
yeah. This is a good one. My wife you know who's gone nuts
with his egg book. Her next book is going to be on wheat. Oh, and
what she's turning up is like enough to make your hair stand
on end.
Bream of wheat is so good to eat. I can eat it every day.
Remember that creamer? Wheat? Nope. You remember cream of
wheat?
I never remember that jingle. No. Oh,
I grew up with that jingle. Wow.
All right. This has been an East Coast thing.
Must have been. Alright folks around Gitmo nation, once again,
highly appreciate all of your input and your support for the
show. It's very important that you continue to support us
because we have no other means of making enrolled and by you
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don't don't forget that we can call out the public relations
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No, none of them do it. None of that. Never do it ever.
No. Not at all. So if you think you got any value, show us some
value and who knows karma might be knocking on your door any
moment. So coming to you from the headquarters of the thrush,
the shoe throwing revolution, you're gonna get my nation West
People's Republic of Northern California. Yay, Southern
California. Yay. I think the chip has already implanted. I'm
Adam curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where it's not Sunday,
it's Super Bowl Sunday. I'm John C. Dvorak.
We'll talk to you again on Thursday right here on no
agenda.