I've seen a picture of the hole on TV, Adam curry,
John C. Dvorak. It's Thursday, April 28 2011. Time here gizmo
nation media assassination, episode two Niner Niner.
This is no agenda, preparing to
duck and cover for the cube machine drills here at the
hilltop Watchtower crackpot command center and getting the
nation West in the People's Republic of Southern California.
Yay. In the morning, I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley, plain and simple. I'm
John C. Dvorak. Greg Levin, Buzzkill.
In the morning to you, Joe.
Oh, in the morning to you.
I am still sick. I'm sorry. I'm still sick.
Oh, yeah. What happened?
I don't know this aids. This is now day seven of this viral
infection. And sees Sunday was really bad, of course. But
throughout the week, man, it's just like, you know, it's like I
get like, two hours of energy. And then I and then literally
and Mickey to shoot today. She's really bad today. And they just
you just fall down. You got like, no energy. And then you
have to sleeping sleep. Do you know? I can, I can best explain
it. It's kind of like being hungover all day long. Or
actually, I have a more accurate description. Have you ever done
DMT? John?
DMT Dimethyltryptamine? Yeah, no, I don't do drugs.
Now. I've done it twice in my life. And if anyone anyone's
ever done that for like three days after you have this kind of
like it, which is a good reason not to do it. By the way. If you
have like this complete downer. Stoned feeling, and that's what
it is, like, 24/7. It's just it's unbelievable in the
morning, and we get up and we like, and there's I have night
sweats. And it's just it's bad. It's really, really bad. I think
I'm running at like, 65% energy level right now. Is sucks.
Anyway, at
least at least is mimicked by the Skype connection, which
gives you about a 65% throughput. We're really I'm
hearing I'm hearing you great. You're you're not good. That's
fine. And I'm not going to change anything. Well, I
don't want to I don't want you to have problems hearing me.
Now. I can hear
you. But it's like, can you you ever got our goal?
Why yes. Just Just moments ago, I
was gargling i Sounds like you still are Yes. Okay, I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's, I can understand you. It's just that
it's not like crystal clear. Like it would hope
you sure you don't have some run in there, like your your your
Vittoria or something
nothing's going on. Okay. So, you know, I want to do a before
we get started here, I wanted to kind of apologize to the
audience for some of the some of the lunatic material that we
produce. in advance, I want to apologize in advance, I want to
specifically discuss the fact that for example, you know, we
have this kind of, I don't know, maybe we're just joking around
this underlying theory about how Afghanistan is a kind of a
stronghold for the poppy distributions that may be may
involve the, perhaps the CIA and the military. But, you know, for
you to be honest about it for anything like that to actually
happen, you'd have to have like, you know, the CIA, and perhaps
the Defense Department, you have to be working together or
something, maybe working together. So you'd have to have
things like the head of the CIA, or although, you know, Bill
Gates, Bill Gates, Bill Gates, Bill Gates, he was a CIA guy,
which, you know, kind of fits into the picture. But but they
can't keep that that's just a coincidence. I mean, you'd have
to move a CIA guy can't, you can't. And then you'd have to
like move a military guy that really knew what was going on in
Afghanistan and move him to the CIA, which seems impossible, the
only way you could do that is actually you had these huge
distractions, you'd have to have the public that the lame brain
public would have to be all shunted off to some stupid, you
know, event that no American should really care about. Hold
on a second. Let me let me let me just reiterate here for a
second. So what you're saying is the stuff that we've been
talking about on the show, which would, of course, actually, if
for years now, this is our fourth year, which would involve
for years, which would involve the CIA and the military
industrial complex, actually in collusion together, and you'd
have to put, like, some ex military guy into the CIA, and
it's not like we've ever been talking about this. And what
you're saying is that should someone wants to have this take
place? You'd have to distract the public.
Yeah. And you'd have to distract the politicos with something
you'd have to like, for example, if you want to talk about
politics, you have to have like one side with like, one of the
stupidest issues.
What could that be? I mean, what can we come up with to do that?
You know, if
it was me, yeah, I would, I would find some guy who's like a
very famous reality show host. Right. And I would have him like
run for president just to be just as a joke, and have him
bring up this this Old bromide about the birth certificate of
Obama and just let all the talk shows from O'Reilly to to Rachel
Maddow every on both sides of the fence that all they talk
about is this issue. Right? Right. Okay, that's a
distraction. Right. And the other distraction would be to
find some stupid event that Americans should care less
about,
but But it gets rammed down our throats. So we actually do care
about it. You mean?
Yeah. So you'd have to have all the entertainment shows today
show that Good Morning, America. The thing is, all these shows
that are on In fact,
I'd even say that, even if you had like Ben Bernanke doing his
first press conference, if you were like CNN, you wouldn't be
doing that you'd be paying attention to this other
distraction.
That's how good it would be. Exactly the likelihood of all
these this is like a perfect storm. That's never gonna
happen. No, never gonna happen. Is this my cue?
I don't know. I've just ran out of steam right there.
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Kay Ellen telling Terry she discovered through a
Genealogical Society that they're actually related
with 15 cousins. 15th cousin. Yeah. And sound like we're
distant cousins like 20 or something even bouncing off with
their heads.
The Royal Wedding be headed what the Queen wants. She gets too
good for me. Thank you so much. I love all the presents and I
love your coverage. You guys doing a great job? Yes. Yes.
I'm so glad I'm a guy. All right. That's it for us here in
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you inside. tomorrow. Good night. Everybody. From England.
Say cheese.
See? Look at that. Yeah.
And you know, John, good work, by the way. Nice little that
took an hour.
So you like have you ever heard a teaser in your life? Network?
Any short teaser that goes at 4am?
Yes, coming up at 4am You want to wake up with NBC onbuy che
live at 4am from
London, everybody. It's gonna be great. Get up and be distracted.
It's funny, because the president of course, I
contributed to this. And in a very, in a beautiful way. And of
course, we know now that the the perfect way to get someone to do
something is to tell them not to do it. And I think as parents we
already know this, John. So now President a came out and I'm
happy I have this clip. Because I don't know if any of the five
minutes that the President addressed his birth certificate
were actually aired anywhere because of you know, of course,
the royal wedding so important. But the words that he was using
just blew me away.
And I'm confident that the American people and America's
political leaders can come together in a bipartisan way and
solve these problems we always have but we're not gonna be able
to do it.
If we are distracted, like, really isn't that the whole
point is to be the is to distract the slaves. And he
doesn't do it once he does it twice. And by the way, it
beautiful, beautiful wording towards hair Trump here, we're
not gonna be able to do it. If we spend time vilifying each
other.
We're not going to be able to do it. If we just make stuff up,
what is he talking about? That's the whole point. That's what the
press does make stuff up the when you hear the president come
out and say this is like, you know that he's like, please go
make stuff up. This is what you're supposed to be doing.
He's giving the press their marching orders,
and pretend that facts are not facts,
though, hold on a second.
So Facts are facts.
We're not gonna be able to solve our problems if we get
distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers.
It's like, that's what we're supposed to be. We're supposed
to be sidetracked by by sideshows and carnival barkers
and be distracted. I just it's beautiful. The way he said that.
And of course, yeah, for him. For him. Yeah, but for him to do
this. He is exactly he's fanning the flames. I mean, it's it. I
mean, what so what happens immediately when when this takes
place? This everyone's like, Oh, it has layers in it. And it's
fake. And, you know, it's like it purposeful, completely
purposeful, unless you read it some other way. Oh, no, it's
weird. I will tell you this though. Three things I noticed
about the birth certificate. Title and your layers, no
layers, whatever it is. And it's kind of irrelevant. But here's
the only the only things that I've had because of course, I
had to research this is my job. This is what I do even from my
deathbed. So his father, Barack Obama is listed as father on the
birth certificate. Country of Origin Kenya. Unfortunately, in
1961, the Kenya was still known as the British is British East
Africa, that it didn't become Kenya until 1963. Sure, yes, I
looked it up. There was it was the British East Africa
protectorate. Furthermore, 1961 the hospital which is named on
the birth certificate is the copy Alani maternity and
gynecological hospital. In 1961. It was actually called the Chua
Kulani Children's Hospital, it didn't change its name until it
merged with the copy of Lonnie maternity and gynecological
hospital in 1978.
So minor discrepancy there. I don't know what the other to
say. Other than oops, thank
you very much for starting it all over again.
But the best one, and here's the here's the here's the true clue.
Is to was born on. Was it August 4 1961. So the birth certificate
was signed? August 8 1961. Of course, if you add the numbers
together, 881961. What's the total? John? What 33 dockets?
You know that just messing with me that just like a curry, grab
this one. Just messing with you. Right there.
Well, there Yeah. Just got the whole thing in a nutshell.
I can't help myself. It's, it's just that good. It's just that
good.
Yeah, you know, I looked at that when I never I didn't get to go
over that because I didn't get it. I didn't find a copy because
I was working on this, on this. Just three minute clip show that
I just played the. But I had this. And none of this surprises
me because I just had the sense that there was something sketchy
about this thing all of a sudden appearing, when it could have
been you know, they the question, if if you listen to
the pundits, they keep bringing this up, and nobody really has
an answer for it as well. Why Why didn't you bring it out
earlier than Well, why didn't you bring it out earlier than
well? Well, why?
No, I'll tell you because I looked into that. So there was a
pre briefing and, and the pre briefing their their notes of
this and you can read through it. So they gave the White House
press corps and none of this ever shows up, which is a shame
because they have the information. Of course I don't
have it because I'm not invited to sit there nor would I be
allowed in. But they got so what happened is they had the the
assistant to the Attorney General flew to Honolulu or to
Hawaii after the president wrote a personal memo which was
request which was drafted by his personal attorney, because
apparently in the state of Hawaii and other states, they
they will not give a copy of the original birth certificate
that's been lost since like 90 An ad or something, and you have
to request it and you can't just like get that for some reason.
And, and that, to me is much more interesting is why is that?
Why can't you just get a copy of the actual receipt of your
birth. And the only thing I can come up with is because that is
the actual collateral that the United States uses. For all of
these crazy loans were taken out, remember, we're all worth
$9.1 million at birth. And that's like the that's like the
ownership paper that the United States has. So if China ever
says, hey, you know, can we just see your your collateral, that's
when they have to show these records? That's why they don't
hand them out. This is this the actual collateral that the
United States uses to borrow money against the human
resources? Slaves,
you can put, you can put that part of it, you do this to this
great deconstruction of the bursa tree, and then I come up
with come up with a Shell Oil. I'm
ill, John, we're gonna tell you, but but I thought that was kind
of interesting to have those three little nuggets of
military gems taken taken out, you know, in the weeks ahead,
believe me those gems will be they will. wildfire and Yeah,
they'll surface obviously. That's what Trump Trump's
already hinted at it. Trump. Here's the deal with Trump. If
you did, this whole thing is scripted. Let's face it. So
Trump is on with effect. Do I have the John King Trump thing
on there? I'm not sure I just sent that to you.
Yes, Trump's last stand with John King. That's the one you
want.
Yeah, this is a John King on CNN gets together with Trump and he
starts grilling him about that. And Trump pays no attention to
what King has to say it's actually kind of funny, but But
at one point, he tries to get Trump to grab the copy of the
birth certificate, and Trump refuses to do it, because he
says he's gonna have his people look at it. So you can just see,
Act Two is coming up, of course, of course, but you might as well
play this and we get this out of the way in which you were Trump,
you know, how Trump treats this guy.
And sort of the birther movement for him to release his long form
birth certificate. The President did that today, in part, the
instigation of Donald Trump who keeps saying he's tired of
talking about the issue, even as he keeps talking about the issue
tonight, John King, call them on it. Get by but
you raised this, and the President should really know you
raised the question, I did not raise this, call a press
conference in Palm Beach earlier this week.
And every time I sit down with the press, all they want to talk
about is the birth certificate. And I got him to do something
that nobody else could get him to do it and
you're not gonna get union credit. And you raise this issue
of his credibility that if he has it, he should release it?
Absolutely. There are some people who question yours in the
middle of all this the other night, you went on Anderson
Cooper, and you said your investigators told you it was
missing? Or it wasn't there? Excuse
me? What was that? Excuse me? Very simple. I have people
looking into it. Now. I don't have to have the people I can
call them back. I hope I mean, I haven't seen this. And I'm sure
that a lot of experts, but if
you ever pay them if they if they if serious people told you
it was missing or Not there, here it is.
them? I don't know, maybe I'll let you negotiate. Let me just
tell you, I don't make up anything. Let me tell you
something. I have done a great service to the American people.
That was bringing the SD card former Chief of Staff under
President George W. Bush and Democratic strategist.
He is such a patriot, and we should almost play the Gitmo
national anthem for him. He's such a fantastic patriot. But I
gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, he's in there. And he's in
there for a reason. And he's in there, too. It's like, you know,
you need to have the two wrestlers. And you've got to
have the guy in white. And that is what Trump is playing. I
mean, and he's doing a really good job at it. And I don't you
know, I wonder if he even himself realizes how manipulated
he is. Because he's, the guy isn't is ego maniacal. And
that's what we love about him. And, you know, he's, he's, it's
almost like, the bigger the lie is the, the less people will
look at it. So when he comes out and he said, Hey, you know,
Libya, great, let's go in there, let's grab their oil, China is
kick their ass. So he's actually kind of saying what is
happening? Only, you know, it'll be much more deniable when
people say, oh, you know, Trump is crazy. I want to keep the
Chinese as, but that, of course, is exactly what the policy is.
So I think that he's in it, but I don't even know if they if he
understands himself, but he's in it. What do you think? Well,
that's a positive you might be right. And I mean, I see the
whole thing as a. I mean, first, we have the Kate Middleton deal
on one hand entertaining the masses, by the way, and
by the way, by the way, I'd tap that.
And then on the other hand, yeah, good luck. And on the
other hand, you have this form of entertainment. And by the
way, when people go, I think Trump, you know, Trump, this
Trump that I've, you know, and his whole birth certificate
thing. I just think it's one of the highest forms of political
entertainment I have ever seen in my life. It is hilarious.
It's great. I mean, I am sick. And Mickey's like, you know,
have you had enough time to practice and I just have to do a
Google search on Trump and I'll have half the show. Don't worry
about it. Just crazy. He's even on C span. Now. They put him on
C span. Yeah, it's great. C span by the way, it was relatively
boring in the past week, because of course, everyone's on
vacation. So they had they run a lot of rebuild a terrible week
for new Yeah, they run they run repeats. Give coming back to
your original point, though, I did find it rather interesting.
This little ditty. This was two days before and of course, today
is the announcement of the personnel changes as they're
called. And the press, by the way, was not getting any
answers, because at this pre briefing for the birth
certificate, and I read through the whole thing, yeah. And I do
this as a service to the show. So you know, the White House
publishes the literal notes, as far as we know, of course, and
it's not broadcast anywhere. And everyone's saying, hey, what
about the personnel changes? They're like, No, we're not
going to tell you, you know, you'll get it. You'll hear
tomorrow. And one of the guys actually said, That's BS, man.
Everyone knows it. Everyone knows that this is happening.
How come you're not briefing us. So the White House purposely
held that back to distract everyone with the birth
certificate announcement by the President. Now, George W. Bush,
you know, George W. Obama's brother in arms. The true still,
the ruling family, I believe was on the compromised ABC with his
old buddy George Stephanopoulos. And here's what happened to get
us present just a couple of things breaking this morning, we
just learned that the man you sent to Iraq to command the
search General David Petraeus is actually going to be coming back
to Washington to run the CIA and Leon Panetta, at the Pentagon,
what's your reaction to that?
You know, both of them are good men. I have the great respect
for David Petraeus, I got to know him. Well. I also got to
know Leon Panetta, not as well as I did, David and both of them
are good, good public servants. You know, wisdom was just gossip
or truth,
its truth. And we're reporting at this morning. It is done.
It's being it's being announced later this week.
Well, just because you're reporting it, as you might
recall.
Just because you were a party, doesn't mean it's true, if you
remember on that bullshit.
And he's like, it's done. There's truth. It's fact we're
reporting it. That means it's unbelievable.
So that's it. That's a strange operate. It's a strange thing.
Because you know, Gates was a Republican. And Panetta is a
rather famous Republican. That he began, I think it was in
California. He was the he worked for?
Yeah, he was, he was a big wheel in California.
Yeah, there's a big shot. Yeah. And I think Reagan brought him
over. And Patricia said, you know, he's a military guy. I
mean, I it just seems, it seems like it just seems rigged.
Because do you think Obama would put me be putting his Democrat
friends into these positions? And now?
Well, the one thing of course, that is that is, is obviously
just disconcerting. It actually to use one of your words
abhorrent is that we now actually have the CIA and the
military industrial complex can be completely combined. The CIA,
of course, are the ones who are sending drones over Pakistan, in
these drones. Yeah, that's a good little chunk of change. I
mean, this stuff is good. It works. Yeah, it's making
everybody money. And, and now it's just all one big Cabal. So
now, we don't even have to be transparent. So yeah, everyone's
focusing on the defense budget. Do you know what the CIA's
budget is? Do you have that anywhere? John? No.
So nobody has it. And the fact is, they even have all this
extra you know, if we go by our theory, which is they're also
you know, getting pin money as it were from pin money. Pin
money, it's a word that when you have just a little extra cash to
spend, oh, it's like stuff in the cookie jar. That way you can
just buy off everyone you can defend journalists to everyone
in between and you don't have to even account for it. You don't
even care
what you mean just go up and say shut up, shut up good. Shoes.
That's what the CIA does.
You don't even need you don't even let's face it. You don't if
you let's say that the theory that all this drug money is is
somehow being siphoned off as a as just pin money just to
finance so you could just have like pockets full of cash. You
don't have to do any bookkeeping. You just You just
throw it around like crazy. Where's our donations for the
from these guys? Really? For all we know, everybody, for all we
know a lot A lot of it is from the CIA. Yeah. Hey, keep it
going. Keep them all distracted over there thinking they're
right here. Now, but it's it's just amazing. And you're right,
you know. So we have these huge distractions, and no one is
actually reporting on the news. On the actual news, I do have a
clip from Ben Bernanke, which is crack me up, which should we
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What is the point of
this number because the biscuit tin exploded in my hand and gave
me like a blister. Right. This is actually on Snopes as as like
a myth. Snopes. Yeah. This is unlisted on Snopes as a myth
that this you know that people have the it's the bullet biscuit
story where you know the can of here's what happens. Here's how
the story goes. So I know I'm my best friend. You know, so she
had one of these biscuits explode and she thought she got
shot in the back of the head and then her brain she was holding
her brains in but it was actually the dough that was
stuck against the back of her head. But I gotta tell you, this
thing exploded with a lot of force. I mean, I have to actual
blood blisters on my finger from the from the edge of the cam.
So, but you're right. I shouldn't make my own biscuits.
You're right. Yeah, I'm sorry. How
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I was. I mean, come on. It was Easter and I was ill.
You didn't hear you didn't hallucinate the explosion. And
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So of course we had the most beautiful weather in weeks here
in Southern California. Yay in the People's Republic here at
Gitmo nation West, as Miss Mickey and I are sweating it out
sitting around completely lethargic. And I was like really
excited because Ben Bernanke, the the Chairman of the Federal
Reserve, which is a collection of private banks, who run
everything, did his first PR press conference conference, and
they're gonna do these four times a year. It's part of the
new transparency program. Yeah, and of course, I'm really
excited because I'm like, Yes. Finally, like, someone's gonna
say, Mr. Bernanke, could you please explain why the Federal
Reserve's lent money to the wives of of high high ranking
bank executives? Oh, Mr. Bernanke have a question. Could
you please tell me all the banks that are members of the Federal
Reserve? Yeah, like these are going to be the questions,
right.
Yeah, right, right.
Yeah. So I watched this for two hours. It was the most boring,
most boring thing ever. I did Docker, I did get one little
ditty. No, yes, I did. I did. I got a little ditty from Benny.
And, of course, now, we know that the President came out this
week and said, or Yeah, it was the beginning of this week. He
said, You know, I've, hey, I got a, I got a task force, because
we want to make sure we got new oil speculators, you know, like
trying to rig the game on these prices. Now, actually was a
producer Doug, who said, Gosh, Adam and John, don't you know
what this means? Don't you understand how this works? Do
you see this note? From Doug? Yeah, I did. And he says, this
is a solicitation for campaign funds. In other words, the US
government says, Hey, oil companies, you should be
donating to the President's reelection campaign. Or we
might, you know, investigate you. Yeah, that's how a no
agenda producer should think makes total sense.
Yeah, it does. We're getting some good thinking going on
the show. But of course, there's no there's no speculation going
on. And Ben Bernanke lays down the Ministry of Truth. Talking
Points, like no one else is best
me coming from higher gasoline prices that listen
to his voice by the way, he his voice gets so high. And here
comes the lie, he comes a lie like it's written on his
forehead.
Now, our our interpretation of the increase in gas prices is
the economists basic mantra of supply and demand. Okay.
But it gets better. It's just like a rerun of the old run up,
it gets dead. It's just the same script.
Same, can't they get new writers?
No, they're all tied up on the John Stewart show. So but listen
to what he says this is the most beautiful thing in the world.
On the one hand, we have a rapidly growing global economy,
emerging market economies are growing very quickly.
So blame it on the Chinese. Right? Yeah. And the Brazilians
like not us. So I guess we're doing our job as good little
slaves. We're driving battery cars. And, you know, we're
turning off the lights, and we're training our kids that you
have to have cancer light bulbs instead of old ones. Yeah,
that's all good. We're good. We're good. We're good. And
their demand for commodities, including oil is very, very
strong. Indeed, essentially, all of the increase in demand for
oil in the last couple of years in the last decade, has come
from emerging market economies.
Okay, bad, bad, bad, bad emerging markets. Those guys who
don't participate in the in the climate change, carbon credits
those guys Bad, bad, bad. Now, John, do you know where the
supply problems come from?
Well, the supply problems, yes. Because Oh, I mean, it's supply
and demand. John, this is supply and demand. There's no
manipulation. There's no. Do you watch television? John, do you
watch television? I missing you watch television.
In the United States, our demand for oil. Our imports have
actually been going down over time. So the demand is coming
from a growing economy where we've seen about a 25% increase
in emerging market output last in the last since before the
crisis. And on the supply side, as everybody knows who watches
television, we've seen disruptions in the Middle East
and North Africa and Libya and other places.
Didn't you watch our show? Didn't you see my reality show
called The Arab Spring reality show current. And when he
watches television, you know that it's because of all those
areas because of the revolt, the Twitter revolution. This guy to
say this
is a hand.
Just, I'm sorry, you spent time on this. This is pathetically
vapid. And so far as information is concerned, I did get one
thing out of this, but I heard part of it. I did hear what he
says, Well, you know, our unemployment situation is going
to continue until 2013. Yeah, which is when the big con is
that sound to you?
I think that might be a part of this clip, I
have constrained supply, that supply has not been made up. And
that in turn has driven gas prices up quite significantly.
Here comes the funniest line he has. He has lines, he has good
writers. So again, this
is a very adverse development. It accounts in the short run for
the increase in pretty much almost all of the increase in
our inflation and pretty
much pretty much except for the manipulation that's going on
stumbles, right, this accounts for all any I mean, pretty much
except for like all the Goldman Sachs manipulation that's going
on
forecasts, at least in the very near term. There's not much the
Federal Reserve can do about gas prices, per se. At least not
without derailing growth entirely, which now
what does that mean? He says we could we can't do anything
unless we derailed growth.
That's a great clip, where you can't
make any not so vapid anymore, all of a sudden,
does that make you? Well, you got me? Does that make any sense
whatsoever? Let's lower the price of gasoline, that'll ruin
everything. What's the logic here? That's
literally what he's saying. Yeah, literally, at
least not without derailing growth entirely, which is
certainly not, not the right way to go.
Rather. I see just throwing in this thing as well. You know, we
we tried to solve crime, we could probably Weidman that I'm
gonna be out of control there. We would ruin it would ruin it.
We could get more policemen. We could, you know, put some
cameras on the streets, but then the crime would go out of
control.
We ruin that.
How do you go from there? What did he think he's gonna get away
with this logic? Yeah,
of course. Because the journalists go,
oh, well, yeah, because it's a two hour rant. It was two hours
of boring crap that you just watched. And you just happen to
get lucky enough that I didn't get
lucky. I watched it. Mike took notes and from my
bed, not fall asleep is the question. This is what the pros
would do. The pros.
The pros are all sitting in like, it's my time for the mic.
Do I get the mic? I won't have the mic, like Steve from MSNBC.
And Bernanke said, well, thank you for your question, Steve.
Did you see that because everyone else is like, hi, it
says, Hi, I'm Diane from the Financial Times why and from
that time, neath our financial minute, Japanese, and then it's
like, Oh, Mr. Chairman.
Bernanke goes. Thank you, Steve, for your excellent question.
douchebags. Steve, you know,
other than talking about? No, yeah, you do. He's always the
guy who gets to talk to Bernanke, from MSNBC, that body?
Of course, any time you see, here's
the question, I'd like you to ask yes
or not. Let's listen to this, again, because the best is still
to come
derailing growth entirely, which is certainly not, not the right
way to go. After all, the Fed can't create more oil, we well,
we can create
more oil. Really? I thought you had an oil machine. Ben,
we don't control the growth rates of of emerging market
economies. Know what we can do is what can we basically try to
keep higher gas prices from passing into other prices and
wages throughout the economy?
How does that work?
How do you do that?
He can do it. He's been he's magic that.
What Yeah, you have to pay more for gas and you have to pay more
for your gas for the truck that calls the lettuce but somehow
it's gonna be we can control that somehow.
Awesome. Shut up slave. Do you don't have to ask questions?
What are you a journalist reading
a broader inflation?
Oh, by creating broader inflation,
I don't understand will be much more difficult to extinguish.
Again, our view is that
back back, back, back, back, go back. We missed a clause in
there somehow.
Now he just says he just says we can do this. It doesn't explain
how, again,
our view is that? Most likely, of course, we don't know for
sure. But we'll be watching carefully. Our view is the gas
prices will I'm sorry,
I didn't go back far enough. I missed it. There we go.
economy and creating a broader inflation, which will be much
more difficult to extinguish. Again, our view is that most
likely, of course, we don't know for sure, but we'll be watching
carefully. Our view is the gas prices will not continue to rise
at the recent pace and is now it'll rise at a slower pace they
stabilize or even come down if situation stabilizes in the
Middle East. Oh, okay.
If the situation stabilizes in the Middle East, it's supply and
demand you do first immediate supply and demand supply and
demand that that
will provide some relief on the inflation front, but we'll have
to watch it very carefully. Yeah,
you you watch that, Ben? Yeah. Well, we'll just be over here
pounding our PUD. While you watch that for us, Ben. What is
that? Oh my goodness. Meanwhile, as we speak about the Arab
Spring, and I'm just going to because I have energy now, John,
and then I'll collapse because I actually get dizzy when I'm
doing this.
He got dizzy.
I know. I got dizzy the last time too. So of course, we you
and I have been harping on the techno experts and GX to
actually made a song about this the text technical experts,
Hillary Clinton calls her her Twitter bots and her entire
cyber team, who of course are out there on Twitter and
Facebook making stuff up. She calls them techno experts. And
and so of course, you know, we've been looking for kind of,
you know, little details here and there. We've been really
searching far and wide for Okay, so how exactly does the State
Department inject these fake messages or these, you know,
this insight, or so called revolutions that are then picked
up by the idiot people like Anderson Cooper and presented as
truth instead of just you know, the fact which is this is what
the CIA does is we go in and we start crapping other countries
and then we go and save the day by bombing the bombing the
leader and taking them out. So just
right, by the way, they I love the no fly zone. Now this time
they shed a bunch of missiles at Qaddafi's headquarters his house
literally surgical man centered a surgical strike they bone
bunkers could be long gone and and so now there's all this news
cropping up about how he's like he's, you know, there's like
direct communications going on with Caesar chef. Exactly. We
said when this thing started that they were planning to move
to Venezuela because that's the only real country that will take
them.
Did you see that? Gadhafi sister came out, and she's beautiful,
by the way? This is what's her name?
Looking at him,
oh my God, no, they call her the, what they call her they
call her like the homeless second, I'm bringing Ayesha
Ayesha Gadhafi and they call her the SEC. I'm just loading up
this this page here. The Claudia Schiffer of North Africa. Wow.
Because you see, wear the headscarf. This is what I always
say this is what I'm always saying these headscarves are
good because you unwrap that little present and behind there
there's a massive surprise and she is stunning. Sure
she is be
first name A I S H A.
Ayesha Ayesha Gadhafi.
Let me see here. I'm sorry, I'm just losing it for a second
anyway.
So she does so she doesn't even look like anything like him. No,
but she's beautiful, right? She's very attractive. Yes.
So she's, so she's coming out and she's harping directly on on
Hillary Clinton saying, Hey, how come you didn't leave the White
House when you found out about your cheating husband? So now
it's getting
personal? Oh, really?
Yeah. She's like, Hey, you stupid biatch yo, yo, man
cheated on you and you couldn't even do anything about it.
biatch pretty amazing, right?
This is just coming in out of the blue right now.
Yeah. This came in this morning. Does a cat fight is is a total
cat fight. I love it. Yeah. Anyway, let me get back to back
to the story at hand. So on the Daily Show, Jon Stewart has je
je Brahim. And she, of course, was one of these bloggers, who
was immediately on CNN and MSNBC and on all the talk shows
because she, of course, was one of the revolutionary techno
experts who started the whole revolution in Egypt and square.
And she sits down and like right out of the gate. I could not
believe what was being said here. Even John Stuart, like,
like, had to step back and say, What did you just say, Here
comes
you, you. How did you end up in Tahrir Square during the
protests, and how did you end up becoming known as part of this
group that helped Egypt rise up again? toolbar.
I took a class.
She, she took a class apparently, John, she just took
a class. And that's how she helped. And even Stuart goes,
What would you like to just say that one more time for him?
Yes. I took a class at the American University in Cairo.
It's calling this social mobilization under authoritarian
regime.
what it's called, this is great. This is great. This is very
funny. But you know, this is she's in competition with that
Google guy who wants it was trying to take credit for the
whole
thing he loses under authority. Oh, what's the name of this
class? Because we got to take this class. It's called
the social mobilization under authoritarian regime, the social
mobilization, mobilization under authoritarian regime
at American University in Cairo.
And they're letting them teach this at the school there. Is
this hilarious?
Luckily, John Stewart's no dummy. And he actually says,
This
is awesome. Wow, I gotta go home and change my Twitter icon for
that.
Just out of curiosity, how authoritarian can regime be? If
a college in Cairo offers a private
American?
Oh, it's private American. Right. Who do you think running
the private American school? You
mean, like those Muslim schools in New York City?
Yeah, exactly.
What was a private American? Yeah. So we were there in many
respects fomenting revolute we are ignited, Ignite ignited,
fired
up as the president was, Are you fired up? Are you ignited? You
find out we ready for the revolution?
What did they teach you in this in this class that you found
valuable? And would you have had? Because social media is not
those were real people on the square? Those were not tweets on
the square? Those were real individuals? Absolutely. What
did you learn from the class that gave you the courage to go
there? Oh,
well, I was very out of touch with the opposition movement,
because it's not something that you read in the paper, or it's
advertised, you know, sign up here, you know, you don't find
that. So, um, you had to get in touch with the right people, I
guess. And CIA, the class was a great way to learn about what
was the history of it.
And of course, who was teaching the class? What was
happening? And I really wasn't aware that there was such an
opposition movement that was great. happening for decades,
really? Yes, with ups and downs. But then, we had a great
speaker, who was actually a great blogger and activist
himself, Jose Maha Malawi. audible.org.
So I tried to I play that back, like, I know, I know, I tried
five times, because I'm like, I wanna know who this guy is. How
many
blogger? Blogger?
I know. I've heard all about him. It's a great blogger. So I
couldn't I could not get the name. No way.
Don't get sneaky with the plugs here.
Sorry, let's just have our listeners get his name. And then
we can do a follow up. Oh, yeah, we
got to figure out who this great speaker was not just listen to
the ending, because that's also quite revealing.
You know, through him, I got to meet a lot of people. I went to
one protest, and the rest was history. I wasn't here, January
25,
January 25, which of course, was the hashtag. So this is where it
all started and started the privately funded American
University. What was the name of the class again, John?
Some about kicking ass and authoritarian under an
authoritarian regime. Right.
So some shows with social media. Yeah, social media, and then
they get a bunch of thugs to show up and pious crap. And then
they throw Anderson Cooper in there, and you're good to go.
And then we throw the douchebag out who we don't like or
whatever. It's
like it's dog who we used to wait, wait, who we don't like
today? Do we don't like was our buddy. Yeah, like a week
earlier.
So it was Qaddafi was our buddy. He's always been our buddy until
he like started messing around with the Chinese. And he wasn't
our buddy. All of a sudden.
We're a fickle this we you know, we put up with a lot.
But it's amazing how this is just out there. And it's, you
know, where's Anderson Cooper on this?
Where's anybody on this? John Stewart brings her on? She drops
a bunch of bombs. Boom, boom, boom. And there's not one person
following up except us.
That is quite sad. Sorry, I was blowing my nose with a mic
close. Anyway, yeah, no, it's there was some thing I couldn't
get any clips from it. There was this discussion on C span about
journalism. And they had the What's your name? Matlin. You
know, the wife of of Carville, yeah, Mary matalin Mary
Magdalene, and a couple other you know, like respected
journalists and on the panel and it was like an hour long
discussion and I was trying to get some clips from it. It was
impossible because it all just boring. But ya know, they are
blowhards. They all but they all hate Anderson Cooper.
They do. Oh yeah.
They're like, well, you know, and Anderson Cooper that he's
not considered a journalist is like he's the worst thing that
ever happened to journalism lines. Yeah. Oh yeah, that was
it was unclickable. But I was just like, really that Anderson
Cooper is a joke in the news media apparently. And there's
another thing
any more of a joke than anybody else
you gotta have. He's a Vanderbilt. That's why they
don't like a van and I'm like, gonna
come into his defense.
This is bad. And
I don't see the rationality or he's just another talking head
on the on the TV. He has a team of writers. He's just the, you
know, the typical meat puppet that's just doing he's handsome.
How was he any different than Katie Couric? He's
handsome. But also you know Rachel Maddow is now also like
kind of hinting at the you know, he should come out and and she
would be good if he was
you know, he he's had to he's has come out
well not not good enough for Rachel apparent Well, what is
he supposed to wear a big badge wears a big a tight fitting
sweat shirt that says I'm gay? It would be a stark crappy she
has her nerve watching mind your own business. It wouldn't be
good. Anderson Cooper fan.
That's hilarious. I think you should wear a badge that says I
heart Anderson No, I heart ac 360. This, this should this
should be your new your badge I heart ac 360. There's another
thing I noticed. They don't talk until they talk about Fox and
CNN. But they don't say MSNBC. It's called Ms. Watch. Yeah, so
they keep talking about MSNBC. But they just say, you know, I
watch a mass and I watch Fox and see
him s muscular multiple sclerosis. Yeah,
they call it Ms. And they say it's the worst channel ever. So
they just call it Ms. Well, they got that right. Yeah, but they
just call it Ms. It's crazy. It's like the elite people, it's
you know, people don't understand that. If anything to
take away from our program should be the reality television
that you're watching is so poor compared to the stuff that you
can get for free on C span. I mean, that is really good
riveting television. And yet, we just you can't watch it all.
Because you'll kill yourself, you know, you'll literally want
to like, you know, just hop into the tub and dragging the
toaster. But when when you
find the dough with a toaster, and
when you do when you find those nuggets, and of course we
pointed them in the show notes that abhorrent.us or shut up
slaves.com Or Sean hannity.com. The it's really good stuff. And
it's just it's, it's hilarious. So you should,
should Well, I have my I have my I'm gonna chime in here with my
C span, Discovery lovely, what you got. So the Boeing CEO is on
he gave his long lecture to a group of people about how are
you know, we're industrial base has fallen apart, and we suck.
But he but he drops a couple of interesting little tidbits that
I didn't know about. Now, late, late in the speech, he brings
this one up, which I thought was kind of funny, which is play the
Boeing CEO and China airports much more. Sorry, we're just
gonna set it up with saying, you know, he brings, I heard this,
I'm thinking, oh, you know, China, we're pointing to China
as the great, you know, high speed rail model,
right? Let's play it much more efficient than the ones that we
initially delivered to our customer years ago. In terms of
noise, another incredible story. You know, over the last 50
years, we've been able to reduce the the noise footprint by some
90%. Infrastructure, though, is going to be a limiting factor.
In the US, as many of you know, it can take up to 20 years to
get all the permits in place and also to build a new runway. And
you compare that to what's going on in places like China, where
they plan to construct from 45 to 55 new new airports over the
next five years. And the best of my knowledge that aren't plans
to build any new airports in the United States during that time
period. Air Traffic Management
real it's good.
Yeah. 50 So I don't know about the high speed rail is such a
financial success. It's a disaster used his airports will
make up so meanwhile, so I'm watching I'm listening to this
guy and he has this this other little comment, and as soon as
he drops this, I you know, I think I probably I think you
would be the same. We try to follow the news as close as we
can. But when something like what he just about, say See if
you can find a little gem in here. That is like why maybe you
know about it. I don't know, but see if you can find it and tell
me what you think I think it is,
and the you know, the government, you know, was was
willing to put a lot of work offshore. And unfortunately that
didn't happen. But I don't think anybody should think that that
just one program is going to be enough to sustain the industrial
base in this country. It's not. You know, the second threat to
America's leadership in aerospace concerns, innovation,
and technology, and we're seeing much more competition on the
commercial defense sides from around the world. In commercial
aviation. I talked about the new entrants from Canada, from
Brazil, from Russia, and from China. And we're also seeing you
know, other people enter the defense market as well. I know
that that many saw the the new J 20, the Chinese stealth fighter
as as a threat, and I really saw it as a new competitor in the
global defense marketplace, and it will be, I think, to win in
the face of increasing competition, and subsidized
competition. The only way that we can do that is through better
innovation and technology and a Boeing Canada
the J 20. Have you ever heard of a Chinese stealth fighter? No. I
sent you a link to some pictures of it this is a hot jet
apparently the Chinese had been building a fleet of different
kinds of jets to compete with our jets on the international
market so for sure you will be you know, we'll have one of our
jets fighting one of their jets, you know, the Russians I guess
are out of the picture. And you know, the Europeans only have a
few fighter jets a day so they've
got the big thing the the big albatross is the Joint Strike
Fighter that's the that's the one Yeah,
things that piece of crap.
Wow, this thing is amazing.
And isn't that a beautiful plane?
Oh my goodness. Hey, baby. Thank you. Oh, my goodness. It's Wow,
I'd fly that I'd fly that biatch in a heartbeat. Wow. Well, so a
couple of things I learned from that clip. First of all, besides
everything in the world being about oil, it's all about guns
and weapons that's
oil to pay for the guns and the weapons of course
it's like are we do why are we even fooling ourselves that it's
about anything else in the world except for weapons again was
just go back to the fact that we now have the military industrial
complex and the CIA in cahoots in the United States and
everyone's concerned about the Royal Wedding it's it's just
it's unbelievable and of course so yeah, so maybe even Qaddafi
was maybe even trying to like do a deal with the Chinese one of
these puppies. And
those jets fighting our jets those things will be molded
apparently the Chinese have a whole lot slew of jet said
they're making products John products products products
they're doing a bunch of products are taking or they've
already taken away half of the stuff that we used to make here
nothing they take away or that's the only thing we do. We're
screwed if we lose our aerospace business, I think we better
start learning some new languages on Whoo, Johnson and
where is the news media about this like raising the alarm with
Fox? Where's Fox? Where's any of you know the right wingers? You
think they'd be saying some Hey, look at these jets the Chinese
are doing they're now selling them into the world market
against our jets. Who needs it? Pretty sure we'll be buying
these jets. Well, it's a better price. Yeah,
really. Chengdu is development record and official statements
cast doubt on US Defense Secretary Robert Gates his 2009
prediction that China would not have an operational stealth
aircraft before 2020 Do the thing is flying they got like
pictures of this thing flying
it's beautiful to know wow. It's funny because row now why isn't
that a big scandal that you're that? Oh, don't worry about it
21 days away because
you know we've got the royal wedding and what's wrong with
you? Can't you get with the program? Why do you have to be
difficult? You really have to just ditch in fact
so I have a I got a clip here that I that I want to play. I
know you couldn't sit through it. But I found it to be quite
interesting. This is Ron Paul. On the View.
Oh, you know, I watched this and I couldn't pull a clip out. I
just got it just made my teeth. It's to watch Joy Bay Harbor.
Give him the stink guy. She just hates him. Well, she is such a
creep.
Well, Whoopi Goldberg, who in her own age she has quite a bit
of creep ology herself. So she comes out with the stupidest
most idiotic slave stupid moron. Retard calm meant ever, which
Ron Paul just answers beautifully. Good
questions for you. The first is, how would you get us out of the
war? Because it seems to be an answer that has eluded everyone.
Okay. I'm Whoopi Goldberg. I'm like how do we get out?
Do you think Joy Bay Harbor is
bad? Oh, my God, how do we get out? That's what I mean. I would
like to know, because I'd like to, I would like to get out. But
I'd like to talk about how to get out of all of all of the
wars
is complicated. How
did we go in? We just marched in without permission without a
declaration of war. So a good president with just march home.
There you go. That's how you do it. You just march home? You
just stop and get out. How hard can that be? This This shows you
how program people are. No stupid moron.
They would just be fancy or you said this about George Bush's.
Well, to
be fair to you, to be fair to you did to be fair, you said
this about George Bush, Iraq. Also.
It boasts Hardys or war parties. I
love it when he talks like both parties or war parties. Thank
you. Let's face it.
That's what we have. Why? Because it increases the
economy. I don't know why. I don't know. It might even be a
conspiracy.
Don't say those things RP. Don't talk about don't use the C word.
It
seems like the military industrial complex controls both
parties because a lot of weapons are sold and you always have to
have an enemy think of many weapons had been sold already
just bombing Libya. How many
dogs here we got? Like a C cow.
Here a decent women are nuts. So I'm looking at the March edition
by the end people should you know this kind of an interesting
little newspaper called The Rock Creek free press. You go to you
can look it up on I think I've seen it before. And they right
in the top it says Fox News dirty tricks against Ron Paul.
No quote unquote mistake. Forgive me for being cynical,
but Fox News has claimed that the wrong consumer that airing
the wrong Conservative Political Action Committee CPAC footage
and then introducing an interview with Ron Paul on the
false premise that he had been booed you remember we did this
on the show? Right. And we Yeah, I know. But I'm just want to
remind people out there that Ron Paul is who's running for
president. He's actually now he's, I don't think he's
announced yet. No, but he's he's one step away because he put a
committee together. He told the Federal Election Committee is
going to run okay, or he's gonna He's headed that well, he
bet he's got it wrong. He's like, the only point is is
that they just are out to this guy is dangerous him and cousine
edge, which is interesting, because they're both you know,
they're on different political perspectives. That he's, I think
Trump had it right. Trump made the announcement for the leeches
as Ron Paul can't when Ron Paul's not run and don't vote
for Ron Paul. He said this at CPAC. Yeah, we had that too. On
the show. Yep. And it's just you know, you hear Ron Paul come, I
would just simple logic, and it's like
he has an answer. The chatroom is saying he hasn't noticed I've
been ill. Sorry. I guess he has announced. I didn't I didn't
think he had done it officially yet. But I guess he has good.
Good because I'll vote for him again, like the last time. I'm
gonna have to vote for him. Thank you. That's great. Joe.
Thank you, darling. How are you feeling? Are you okay? Yeah.
Yeah, so I have Well, I would since you mentioned the royal
wedding a second ago. Me by
the way, by the way, he can win. And there's another guy. No, he
can't. There's there was another there was he can as In Caan.
There was another piece of that interview. And it was so funny,
because once the hustle bought because I don't name she's like
the the token Republican on the show. So she's dumb. But she
said, She's dumb. She's hot. She's dumb. How? How can you
win? What are you going to do? And Ron Paul, I guess, get more
votes, like, Oh, really? Get more votes, like by getting more
votes? How can you argue with that? It's just beautiful. Go
Ron Paul. Go Ron Paul.
So I wanted to play the one last and I'm never going to talk
about it again. There's wedding clip that I collect a
standalone. This is the end of it from the number one news.
Entertainment News is still the original Entertainment Tonight.
And so now they've got Jane Seymour working for them on
this.
By the way she looks beautiful. Jane Seymour's What is she? 6364
she's had some work done. Let's face it. So what she's all I
know and she looks good. I whoever did the work that has
not made her look like a different person, which is the
problem. No, she is beautiful.
It's not a problem. This is anything but a problem.
No, I say that people that looked weird, you know isn't the
problem. Okay, so James See more who is really a sharp operator?
Yeah she is, what is she doing working for entertainment and I
have no idea. But if you listen to this clip, then apparently
they've gone so far as to bring in a night vision group cameras
and everything to record this stuff going on at two in the
morning. And this is like this the to me was the end of
ridiculous
now, Entertainment Tonight, the most entertaining newsmag is
very hard Jane Sima Nancy O'Dell, the brand new shots of
the bride with a bouquet carrying a garment bag boosting
boxes plus the best man Prince Harry and William and Kate in a
Range Rover paying a visit to Westminster Abbey for their
final rent Range Rover Entertainment Tonight at the
Royal rehearsal with night vision cameras, the carriages
the cavalry, the clip clop of hundreds of horses. Imagine how
close we are to the royal wedding rehearsal. It's 245 in
the morning, it is 432 Right now the all night affair with et
cameras rolling the Royal Wedding Dress Rehearsal is in
full swing how they tried to keep it a secret. There are
police everywhere but we are one of the few crews on the ground.
The crowning of Queen Elizabeth the last footage you haven't
seen in yours. Taking her throne, the crown the scepter a
young Prince Charles waving the rampaging crowd
and it's Tiara time. Still. Gorgeous did Mary Ajay try all
the priceless Tiara Kate may wear I love the tires.
Now in depth on all the news from the royal wedding. Hello
everybody.
Hello everybody. No wonder no one listens to our show. We
don't have this kind of promo. We suck my guts. It's Tiara
time. I love the smell of diamonds in the morning. Yeah.
Oh, my God, that's professional.
It's very slick at the very beginning and by the way, they
just have a bunch of we should do our shows where there's just
a bunch of a bunch of nouns the scepter the crown on the veil.
Hello everybody.
So at the very beginning when they're talking about Milton, I
swear to god she's just says holding scepters trying crowns
lifting putts is
we've we've got night vision goggles. No.
putts is. Apparently, I guess. I don't know what that's right.
We've
got night vision goggles. We're lifting Ponce's. It's the era
time I love the smell of diamond in the
Oh my god. I love the smell of diamonds in the morning. It's
what's great though, as you hear our show, and then you play a
clip like that. And then everyone I think people then all
of a sudden realize what is actually happening to them the
assault that is thrown at you when you keep just turn the box
off. Turn it on go
read the book, really turn it on thing. Turn it off, please.
People that are addicted that that's shown, that's shown
actually is really it's taken aback. You know extra I thought
it was getting the jazzy or openings but Entertainment
Tonight is picked up their game
as they are well. You know, they're kicking ass. ABC, by the
way. I had a very interesting piece. And I think a lot of
people emailed about this as the control grid starts to close in
on us once again. This is and I looked this company up of
course. Right because that's what no one will do. I mean,
it's certainly not any so called journalists. Is that little a
gizmo from unique Solutions Incorporated. And the
compromised ABC Good Morning America was happy to demonstrate
it for
consider a woman with a 27 inch waist. And Marc Jacobs she'd
wear an eight or a 10. But a Chico's. That same woman is a
triple zero. But now this device will size you up and literally,
it's called my best fit shopper stand in this chaos in the
middle of the mall. Step on inside and assume the position
think TSA minus the fun pack down.
How beautiful is that? Unbelievable. This is the winner
of the day.
This is the full on body scanner that sizes you so you never have
to worry about getting the wrong you don't even have to go into
the dressing room anymore. Because it's
reminding me of the days in the 50s and 40s and 50s where they
would you go to a shoe store or kids or was it kidneys put your
feet into the florist scope and get your feet x ray to craft
something. See how well does this shoe fit?
Now you walk with a limp right?
Oh yeah. This is what I love how to Do toes but listen to me just
hear that when we just hear that little bit again because it was
so beautiful what she said think TSA without the groovy groping
or whatever she says unbelievable
and in this chaos in the middle of the mall Stefan inside and
assume
the position assume the producer position slave bend over Bazoom
the precision
thing TSA minus the fun pat down oh the
fun pad
pad subtle propaganda we have here first the booth is nothing
subtle. Okay it's outrageous. First of all you have the booth
which is a you know if so when you go to the airport you think
well it's like a fitting room it's like when they size me up
and oh, I could have the fun pat down one of the two lead fun pat
down is this this is this is what is wrong with these people
so
I'm not I'm not even going to play the rest of the clip
because I'm so sick and tired of it. However, I did look up this
company unique solutions. So here's how it works
so rapa scans the name right?
No, no and I don't know what kind of technology they're
using. They don't really say it on their website. There's this
VC money in this but so what happens is and I'm like Okay, so
these these are not cheap machines no matter what you say
and they've got them in malls all across America. Now of
course, what they actually want is they want to get this is
biometric data, I mean it they're taking a picture of your
your body and they are building a database and also at the same
time conditioning you to feel really groovy about all of this.
So if you let me just read you unique solutions they have been
leading a revolution in personalized shopping since
1994. So they've been around for a while they do 3d body imaging
and data capture they've been doing this for more than a
decade here it is we hold the largest database of body
measurements that reflect the true size and shape of today's
consumer the largest database right here with me Yeah, and
then we looked down a little bit further
here's a bunch of let me go on
let me let me let me just read this what they do unique
licenses its customer measurement database for use in
body research and technical design applications. This data
could also be licensed in aggregate to apparel brands are
used for marketing to consumers through their affiliate programs
through our my best fed service and here comes the data may also
be valuable to direct marketers in fitness health
pharmaceuticals and other industries like Department of
Homeland Security
yeah there is that now there is their dead bodies do have a you
know they have these dummies that the people put dresses
around and they change every year there's you have to buy a
new one every so often if you were a dressmaker and they do
have so that so that they're some of his argument is LOD is
valid and logical and and I can see people using especially
manufacturers of clothes but the thing about the person actually
going into these they they used to find other ways of measuring
the average woman the average what is a six look like is there
but lower down by the ground is a bit up in the air you know all
this sort of thing and so they had to make these these dummies
for that but the the myths the myths here the thing I think
that the shoppers are getting screwed on this deal is that
it's pointless to be to have somebody say you are you're a
six or a five or a four three or whatever you are because all the
sizes that they they phony up the numbers on the dress you
actually still have to try this dresses on in your in your size
range no your bull crap no
you're wrong I'm sorry you're wrong because what they do is
they recommend this is how they make money of course they don't
they make money by selling all this data what they're saying is
it recommends to each individual manufacturer and and so it works
I mean of course it works what
is the what's the point of the person what is the point of some
woman going into the machine
to get her biometric data so we can track your ass through
satellite technology and Department of Homeland Security
that's the point but it does work it's so I'm saying what is
the point from her personal you don't have to try don't have to
worry about sizes anymore if you listen to the whole thing if you
can actually sit through the stupid Good Morning America crap
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So very good. I have a couple of things here that
isn't the second half of the show. Don't I get to go
I think he did the second half of the show already. The I just
have a couple of little items. I want to just change the pace a
little bit. I got a couple of commercials. I have the most
what see if you can stop teasing and let's just get to okay you
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That's awesome as the final so wow. I often wonder You know,
I'm watching To show that apparently people who call
psychic hotlines watch and I, what am I? I am there's
something wrong with me. Why am I goodness CNN?
Wow, this was during Anderson Cooper. Oh, of course.
Well, of course, his audience is totally into that. This is yeah,
this is why people don't like him in the news business,
I guess.
And by the way, all those people they get to vote to.
And I by the way, like defected they got that they got drug
commercial music playing EDD dddd background to give you that
drug commercial school. It's
a beautiful thing.
Anyway, well,
do you want to do more? I mean, it was my take on it. Now that
I got a drug. Yeah, that's kind of interesting. I do have a new
Abilify. Abilify came out with a new app. Abilify is
the stuff that it's like, Hamburger Helper for your
existing drugs, right? If
you have a you have a condition called depression. Yeah. And to
study you're still depressed because you're taking too many
pills. And you take this add another one. But this was a
weird commercial because this is the updated version of
commercial. It's a cartoon started. This is new. By the
way. This is breaking new grounds for drug commercial
life. It's a cartoon.
So is it for the kids? Is that what it is for? Well, I
don't know. But a woman's a cartoon. And then she she talks
when she every time she talks about depression. She starts off
with a hole next to her. And it's this weird looking amoeba
like bug
blow a hole, that hole like a hole and she's falling into in
her depressions
looking into the hole in his bug this huge look into me but like
bug comes out with two eyeballs and smiles at her. It's it
represents depression. And when she starts taking Abilify, the
thing shrinks, but keep following her around is kind of
a shrunken version of its old self. And is and he's making it
all commonly constantly making faces, like Oh, I'm so sad. I'm
a sad depression because she's getting rid of me or I'm sad,
but I'm gonna hang out. And so it's following her around
meanwhile, and then she when the drug guy comes out with all the
disclaimers, it's not like a voiceover. She out of the blue
in some bizarre hallucination. She pulls down a movie screen.
One of them's kind of used to have in high school that he you
know, had four legs, three legs and tripod pulls down a screen,
a doctor appears on the screen, another cartoon, and he reads
her the contraindications. This
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couldn't shake my depression. So I talked to my doctor. He said
adding Abilify to my antidepressant could help with
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Sorry, I can't I can't, I just can't listen to it anymore.
It's like that's the guy on the screen. The nation elderly
patients who are who are fucking retarded Have you might die.
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cases, extreme high blood sugar can lead to coma or death. Other
risks include decreases in white blood cells, which can be
serious days I love
like the Muppet theme song Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom. Doom Doom, it
sounds like something Sarah what's the comedian Doom, Doom,
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Alright, so if you're gonna have impaired motor skills and
confusion, how are you supposed to call your doctor? I can't
remember his name and I can't find the buttons on the phone.
I'm
confused. Wow. All right. I gotta I gotta do some actual
news here because this is just making me crazy. So this is this
is a news that comes to us from Canadia because they there's
still some real reporting going on up there. So while all All
these distractions are happening while we have the royal wedding.
I'm dizzy again.
Pick up the call my doctor.
You're confused. I am. My
Abilify is confusing me. Did you hear about this? This minor it's
just a small news story just a little thing. It's a minor minor
thing about 500 Taliban leaders who dug a half kilometer tunnel
and escaped
or rolled and the guy standing over it the cop standing over
the hate
from like, cold it is like, Are you kidding me and 500 500
talabat I didn't see anything. It's like, what is this? Hogan's
Hogan's Heroes are?
What is the show? Okay, heroes good and do 500
So of course I look I look everywhere. I look everywhere
for for the new story and the only place seriously the only
place you can find anything is on is on the Canadian CBC.
It's an act reminiscent of The Great Escape.
Right there. It's like it's an act. Okay. Just so you know,
it's an act because the whole thing is set up and rigged
that could have dire consequences for security forces
in Afghanistan purity. Nearly 500 Taliban insurgents escaped
from Kandahar suppose a prison this morning, right under the
noses of prison guards and NATO forces and made tunnel dug into
the prison that took months to create allowed the prisoners to
take flight. The second time hundreds of insurgents have
escaped from the prison in the last three years. Toria lay WISA
is the governor of Kandahar.
I don't know where this guy came from. But this guy is hilarious.
Again, you don't need to watch Khloe and Lamar. The funniness
is just in the truth of the world.
We reached him in Kandahar City, Afghanistan.
Hello, hello. Are you there?
Governor WESA? How was the Taliban able to do this prison
bust?
question that you should ask the Taliban. How did you do it?
Because of me asking the Taliban the Taliban know. Mr. Taliban
Taliban banana.
So, I mean, it was a new technique. It was
a new technique. And we use the spoon. technique. And so a whole
new methods which worked well for them
a new method, a new method, please let me just let me just
get the bit so we got 500. Guys, they're sitting there. This is
literally like, like, this is Hogan's Heroes. This is cold.
It's escape from cold. Like, Hey, I got a spoon. Yeah, I got
a spoon. Let's dig a hole. And how are we going to get rid of
the dirt? There's all these little minor questions, but it's
a new technique apparently.
Have you been able to see the tunnel?
Myself I saw it on TV.
Why is this any?
This is the best I could find about this amazing escape.
Personally, but the mission was there that he brought some
photos and videos. So I look at that.
And what does it look like? It looks like Oh,
it's coming from outside like probably around 700 meters to
the south of the prison is coming to one of the rule was
there were political prisoners
right into the room where the political prisoners are. Right.
And that's a cement floor. So how were they able to dig down
through that cement and open that mouth of the tunnel?
Is this real? Is this an actual interview with the governor of
Kandahar where we have NATO troops the best our country's
can provide protecting Tali bond leaders egg what
was not a very strong cement that was just like probably
about an inch
it was not strong cement John it was just an inch or so. Oh, I
don't even believe there's a tunnel. I think that I think
they just let these guys out and just made the whole tunnel up.
I'm
not I've seen the picture of the whole on TV on t they same as
him as a whole and you don't know if anybody go in there to
check it out. I don't know. It doesn't sound like it. Yeah, I
think you're right. I think the whole thing is bullcrap.
So not looking back and close to the water was easy to do.
And now he's just Hi, now he's just smoking opium. Why
would gov This is a tunnel that's probably by varying
estimates to be about half a kilometer long. It goes out of
the prison, and it goes past security checkpoints and a
highway. How do you think that no one was able to notice
anything was going on over the five or seven months it took to
build a tunnel answer that. Yeah, that
was a surprise for us to
I tell you, we were really surprised about that. That was
really surprised. Oh, my God, ah, at the end of show clip,
I've got a follow up with this guy. From the next day, they he
was so good. The ratings were so stellar after he was on there,
like, Hey, bring that Governor guy back from Kandahar.
Hilarious. He's awesome. So they brought him on again, it was an
I'll play that as a show. short clip it is. So of course, first
of all, if if the actual tunnel was built, it was dug from the
outside. But the guy in this in the inner show clip he talks
about, you know, well, how they hit the dirt. Because you know,
it's not like insignificant if you've ever watched those escape
movies of World War Two, the like, you know, they got,
they're walking around the yard, and they're letting sand out of
their underpants down their pant leg. And this is this amazing
operation. So I think the whole thing is bogus. There's no
tunnel. I show some pictures now just bogus.
No one's gonna notice 500 Guys, that's a huge contingent of
people roaming around or leaving or disappearing from the place.
I mean, come on, is just
hilarious. Now. Meanwhile, there's another little ditty as
we had a celebrity Ambassador show up. What's his name? We
both got this. Yeah, Ryan Gosling. Yeah, who is now the
ambassador to the Eastern Congo. And once again, that douchebag
is his handler, that same gender gas Prendergast the same guy who
handles George Clooney. Right. So I have some actual news from
a British journalist in the Congo, not led. Shall we just
discuss the Congo for a moment? Now? Of course, we are. We are
bombing Libya, surgical strikes on Libya is the evil
headquarters of Qaddafi. Because he's horrible, and he's massacre
and killing people in the past the Persian marches were going
to do the same in this in Syria. So I guess that was good
Samaritans? We should do this for every country around the
world. Should we not join? If if like there was a massacre going
on? You know, like, you know, they say never again. Yeah, I
think if you got more than 10,000 people, for example,
being just butchered by their government. I think we should
jump in.
Yeah. Do you think 5 million would suffice? Would that be
good? Would that be 5 million? Do you think 5 million would be
good enough? 5 million for douchebag. McCain to go visit
the Congo? You think that'd be okay, then McCain? Boy, 5
million, 5 million sting? Yeah, let's let's have a listen.
Just to talk briefly about one of the other wars we're involved
in. intimately involved in it's the worst war in the world in
terms of death. I reported on it in 2009. The war in the Congo.
It's very hard to get people's sense of how horrific the war in
the Congo has been the deadliest since then,
by the way, this is some shocking stuff. He's going to
talk about it seriously. I'm not kidding. So you just want to be
like prepared for what he says.
5 million people have died. You go there and you go to any
hospital in in eastern Congo, you say, show me around, they'll
say sure. Do you want to see the ward for the children who've
been stabbed? Or for the women who've been gang raped and shot
in the vagina? It's the most unimaginably vicious war.
And now what what is this all about? Well, so who's in the
Congo? John, who's in the Congo? Who's in the Congo? You know,
who's in the Congo? The Chinese are in the Congo. Of course they
are. The Chinese are in the Congo. It was no by the way, it
was the Belgians who raped the Congo first. It's kind of
fitting they have no government now, of course, those people now
have nothing to do with that
1908 to 1960 it was the Belgian Congo a rape
that they totally did. And they were killing people. They were
just like, British too, right? They would just go in and just
and they were doing the exact same thing the Chinese are doing
but I guess we're to chicken crap to go in and kick the
Chinese ASOs. They are killing people and what are they killing
people for? Well, that's really interesting.
What the war is fought you know how it's been caused. The UN had
a major investigation into it. And they said the words they use
were armies a business and invaded Congo to pillage its
resources and sell them to the northern West. This is the most
valuable thing they get from Congo is coltan, which is used
to make metal in the mobile phone I'm talking to you on
talking to you on now. games consoles, laptops, to really
important metal for the global economy. We can get it from
loads of places, but it's actually very cheap to get it
from Congo. What happened is we went in and the war is a war to
control the minds that give us our condo. The UN explained very
clearly listed all the major Western corporations
responsible. They said if you choke off the supply, we'll end
the war. We've refused to do it. So if we were so concerned about
humanitarianism, that we would be prepared to bomb other
people. Surely we would start by simply stopping our corporations
going and causing the worst war in the world.
So now we've got Ryan Gosling, who I'm sure will produce some
puff pieces of bullcrap. So we're actually placated and
think, oh, yeah, that's all it don't worry about the Congo
because Ryan Gosling's there, it's all taken care of. It's all
covered.
I don't even know who Ryan Gosling is.
He's an actor. Yeah, well, I
know he's an actor, but it's not like if I saw him walking down
the street, that I'd say, Oh, look, Ryan Gosling.
Well, you first of all, you'd be pronouncing his name weird. I
don't know. I don't know. But I don't and I don't know who he is
either. I don't care. Let me take a look. Ryan Gosling
campaigns against Congo's conflict, minerals. Let's see.
He made a trip video during his trip, which is unwatchable. I
tried to clip something from him. It's just like, you know,
black people crying? Raise hope for Congo. Please stop this
bloody business. I don't know what Gosling does. He's a he's a
bee.
Yeah, he's a B or C level guy. He's
not he's not like a Clooney.
I don't know why they couldn't get somebody better didn't they?
Were we looking at some woman a couple of weeks ago and she was
gonna do the Congo she must be gone down there. Oh my God I'm
not doing this
we must judge right Ashley Judd Yeah, she
said I'm
out I'm out of here I'm not doing this and by the way
there's no mention of her in this article. There you go she's
bailed she must I mean of course you bailed it's horrible the
stuff that's going on there is is outrageous and by the way, if
you want to stop this you know throw out your iPhone. Throw out
your your your apple your Mac that's what this is about. We're
evil people are evil
nobody means to be
someone's What do you mean no one means to be Hillary Clinton
each
nobody knows that this information is kept from people
nobody knows that their iPhone is you know probably some dead
African is in there.
Oh my God it's not in there
that's horrible. The Democratic Republic of the Congo is also
huge.
Oh yeah, it's like twice the size of how big is it actually?
It looks like it's about twice the size of Texas Yeah, so
that's what I was gonna say I
think it married is bigger than total area is 2.3
square kilometer yeah that's really point 3 million square
kilometers have 100 million square miles Wow No, I'm sorry.
900,000 square miles one Niner Mills a hole we have to earth so
900,000 square miles like what is Texas?
I don't know but that's big. So what I'll say is when big when
people say to us you know I don't listen to any other news
source that's it because you don't have to because this we
are giving you the actual news now this will never make it into
mainstream. You got can see Anderson Cooper? Who please
Anderson Cooper. Where are you Mr. Humanitarian? Once you show
these women who have been shot?
Okay, it's 900,000 square miles. Texas, is 268,000 square miles.
So it's three times the size, which is big.
That's huge. That is huge. Hey, so I just got it I gotta lighten
it up because this route that really bummed me out that clip.
No, seriously, Thanks for loving enough the show so we can walk
away.
Now but you know, we got to do this too. It's important.
Yeah, we should. But we got to get on this Congo thing. This is
a big deal. Yeah, it is a huge deal. And
the more information that producers can can find about it
the better remember no agenda nobody else is covering. Oh one
Where's Anderson? Cooper? Douche. Vanderbilt. I heart ac
360
Be nice to Anderson they're picking on him.
No agenda news network.com. If you want to contribute, just
send me an email and put no agenda News Network in the
subject. We got more and more people coming on every single
day. It's great resource. It is totally all no agenda all the
time. It's fantastic. So I got to, we had to not one but two of
our producers. As you know, our listeners are not listeners that
producers. They're active in the cause of getting true
information out there. Who completely found what's going on
with the Alzheimer's thing, John? Now we've noticed that
there's been a huge push about Alzheimer's.
I had an I had a clip of the of Larry King on the Jimmy Kimmel
show last night. Oh, do you have it? Do you have the clip? Oh, I
didn't take because it wasn't interesting. It was just
mentioned in passing but go on.
So it's everywhere. Oh yeah. Grey's Anatomy which I had
actually hoped you would have a clip of that.
But no, I don't watch Grey's Anatomy. People say goodbye
Grey's Anatomy because they're pushing it. But Larry King is
doing a special this Sunday on Alzheimer's really?
Oh, really? Geez. Now. So of course, there's a dub, there's a
dual agenda. Obviously, on one hand, it's the, you know,
they're talking about, oh, we've got this vaccine coming out. And
in two years, we can solve Alzheimer's. They've downgraded
the diagnosis for Alzheimer's. We talked about this on the last
show. So now if you just seem a little confused, you have
Alzheimer's, I mean, if you got Alzheimer's, so this, of course,
is the pharmaceutical industry gearing up for a bonanza, a
publicity, a total Bonanza on this vaccine, which may or may
not help. I mean, Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. I've seen
it, it sucks. But they're getting ready for this bonanza.
And of course, we cannot forget that we have a new movie coming
up this year. And this is a movie where we discover a
vaccine for Alzheimer's. You like this, you'd like words
going event, a vaccine for Alzheimer's. And it's a
fantastic beautiful vaccine. Unfortunately, it accelerates
the brain growth in apes. And it's tested on apes. And here's
the little bit of the trailer. It's a Rise of the Planet of the
Apes are drug
allows the brain to repair itself. They call it a cure. To
cure. We're ready to move on to the next phase.
That's right tested on guerrillas
coming August 5. This
is a strong girl. She has the potential to change lives.
That's right, and things aren't meant to be changed.
Alright, so of course you got to see the trailer for really to
take effect and of course then the apes takeover. And this is a
big movie. This is
I always wondered how the apes took over in the first place.
Now I know it's the Rise of the Planet of the Apes. So it's a
double whammy, ladies and gentlemen. Well,
we got the Larry King thing coming up this Sunday.
And by the way, as James Franco this is like an Oscar award
winner. It's not like you know, John Lithgow. I mean, this is a
huge movie. So no wonder no wonder they're pushing it.
It's always about a movie.
Fantastic. So I'm used to
drugs that seems to be the main thing we got in within the
countries as movies and drugs and distractions and outside the
country is oil and war.
Yeah, well, we have some more some more promotion for the Hey,
what happened? Oh, there it is. So more promotion for vaccines
brought to us on the number one show in the nation, which of
course is
where I get the three of you being on the teams that because
two of them are Asian and rd wears glasses.
No. New a Britney Lesnar was our fourth but she got rubella.
Parents are hippies who don't believe in vaccinations. That's
right. hippies who don't believe in vaccinations. She got
rubella? Yeah. Yeah,
just out of the blue. I thought that clip was funny because it
was just like a boom, they just dropped this bomb on it. Oh,
by the way, if you're if you're against vaccines, your hippie,
your hippie, crazy hippie. You're old fashioned and the
hippie. It's all wrong.
Oh, by the way, I do have it all wrong. I do I have to mention a
couple of people that I forgot to mention because of the
Oh, what did you forget? Oh, no. Do you forget some 300?
Actually,
no, this is good. This is fine. This goes to show 300 A couple
of guys at mail this checks. And I'm just gonna mention him on
Sunday on the show. 300 I thought that was for 299 but not
anyway. So we have today of course the great central US
ShakeOut. John, you've heard of this. I'm sure. It's already
actually taken place. This is the drill that FEMA and the army
and the
twin earthquake of course, well, of course
it is. And this is what it's about. And you see, here's my
theory on this. That is second half of the show, after all, so
you have to go to shakeout.org. And it means it's all over the
place over 3 million people in 11 states practice drop cover
and hold on. Which is the slogan drop cover and hold on. Hold on
to your ass. I don't know. Let me see. Is there a they have
this should have a cartoon? Oh, they do. Hold on a second. Learn
about drop cover and hold on. Well, let's see what this is.
Hold on a second. There's some video here. I had didn't even
See this? Let's see my safe L A drop cover. And hold on. Let's
see earthquake awareness and Preparedness Week. Oh, that's
showing some devastation video here. That's always nice.
January 17 1994, Northridge, California. Good people
scientists
know that when it comes to earthquakes in Southern
California, it's not a matter of if it's when.
So, of course, John, you are you will recall, drop and cover
drops and cover, right. This is when you were a kid, right?
When when we ordered the desk and you did this to us every
couple of days and make it and what was it for? What was it for
it was an occasion the Russians attacked with their a bombs.
We'd be safe doors for war,
for war, right. So
what's happening here is we are in an earthquake machine war, we
are using weather modification, the Chinese have demonstrated it
by doing it to Japan, just second half of the show stuff.
This is just Adams theory, you don't have to buy into it. You
could do all the slide whistle stuff you want. And so now of
course, we have an obligation to protect our human resources
because they have actual value $9.1 million. And that's what we
borrow against. And so they know that there's a war going on, and
we're going to be struck by an earthquake falsely, like
generated by you know, some some foreign entity. And so we have
to teach the slaves once again to drop and cover and now it's
Hold on.
I knew I had the foresight I'd add. Where's this taking place?
In in 11 states?
Just everywhere. I mean, just you know, random places is in a
specific
location. It's in the central US of course, and I've already here
I'll tell you what is here the states. It's, this is the so
what's the whole entire mid us? The central US I'm sorry? For
earthquakes? Yes. Yeah, Arkansas and stuff has been predicted
man. Wait, where you been by? Here we go. So we've got all of
California in fact, John in Northern California. Did you not
participate in the drill? This morning at 1015? I was doing the
show. Yeah. Well then you missed your your opportunity to drop
cover and hold on.
I do that every time we do this show. Hey, let's play
the quake quiz. Cool.
Quake with
this is hilarious. This is great. I wonder if there's any
sound I wish there were sound waves. This is a test. Click
each scene to test how your quake knowledge and learn how
you can get prepared for an earthquake in San Francisco
begin. Okay. So what do we have here? That why don't they have
any sound that's kind of Elaine. Oh, you're sleeping in your bed.
Oh, earthquake, earthquake earthquake. What are you
supposed to do? In the event of an earthquake while sleeping a
roll onto the floor next to your bed be getting the doorway or
see stay in your bed protecting your head with a pillow.
I would say this protect your head with a pillow.
Okay, great job.
You're correct. Really? That's amazing. Next, access your
surroundings and put on shoes before getting out of bed. How
was that? Wow. What do you do with your pets? Tip six make a
screw and screw up. What about your kids?
To hell with them? Now the kids you got to grab and get him out
or put a pillow on their head? I don't know. What is it say?
Put a pillow on there.
And put mommy Gillis again, shut up kid.
Wow, well, yeah, we're all gonna die. Anyway, so I hate to say it
but I am very, very bearish on on this whole thing. I'm dizzy.
I think you're actually bullish. No, I'm bearish on whatever.
Let me do I got
this quick. Man, Sam, Monsanto will be allowed to conduct its
own environmental studies of themselves. As part of a two
year United States Department of Agriculture experiment, they're
going to see if they can basically make sure they're you
know that Monsanto essentially will now be in charge of making
sure their products don't cause any environmental harm.
I mean, let's not forget that Tom Vilsack, who is the head of
the Secretary of Agriculture is a Monsanto ex Monsanto guy.
Yeah. And so he's in now and he's saying, You know what, I
have a great idea. Let's do a test only a test to see if
Monsanto anto, can police themselves. I'm sure they can do
it. That'd be great. Meanwhile, you know your kids will be born
with three heads.
Now I was talking about those interesting news items. There's
a story I guess it was under reported, but I ran into in this
old edition again of this rock creek free press. George W. Bush
on canceled his February 12 speech in Switzerland due to
fear of of his being arrested for
Yeah, remember? Yeah, I remember that because they were going to
arrest him for war crimes and send them to the Hague.
I think every president since Clinton is going to have this
problem.
Yeah, well, that's why they don't all go to Why do you think
all the elites are in Switzerland? Because they know
no one's gonna show up. That's why That's why Yeah, that's why
Mark rich and all those guys from Glencore are all in
Ireland, Switzerland. Zook in Zook, Switzerland.
All right. Anyway, let's start you have any 30s? Any 33? Yeah,
got some 30
threes, but more importantly, that bill has been introduced.
And this of course, again, I'm just gonna say I mean, you
everyone laughs at me. I said, Look, we've had Moon bases for
decades. They're up there, you know, they've been identified.
And now finally, we have a bill, which is going through the house
right now, which would mandate that we build Moon bases. I
mean, actual moon bases. So the way this works, as usual, is
have the moon base, people like me start uncovering it talking
about we might as well say let's make it official. And we have a
Yeah, we here's a Moonbase. That's how it goes. But you
don't have to bump
that yet. You're back on the track there.
I'm falling off the off the drain out of the rails here.
State regulators. State regulators list 33 ways EPA
rules aren't working as a part of our magic numbers. Union
Pacific profit trails estimates as fuel costs rise. 33%
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gasoline and 33 month high Bristol Myers post 33% profit
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right. It's the magic number everybody. And there was a
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was a couple of three threes. It's wanted to get out of the
way sure just because it financial I'm gonna probably do
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Are you?
Are you going to talk about that on?
We don't talk about such craziness. Oh, no.
Oh, I mean, why why do that? So all right. Well, I think I've
actually I'm falling down now.
Oh, by the way, the Spam is down 33% After the Rustock takedown.
No, that's right. That's where the FBI now can legally invade
your computer. And just sit there and wait and unmake it.
Turn it into a honeypot? Yeah, we
have to work on that we do. So we try to do what we can.
We do and sometimes we get duped but I think we've had some.
We've had some revealing moments today during the program. John
I, as always, I appreciate not talking to you all week except
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And anybody out there hey, we took mentioned a few things that
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C. Dvorak. We back here with
show number 300 Sunday on no agenda
The Prison Break in which suspected insurgents escaped
from suppose a jail in Kandahar is was stunning for more than
one reason. The detainees spent months digging a tunnel.
Hundreds of them filed out through it, and no one did
anything to stop them. As the governor of Kandahar told us
yesterday, how they pulled it off, warrants an investigation.
This jailbreak comes three years after another one, that's our
poza. And that one prompted Canada to spend millions of
dollars fixing up the prison and training its staff. All it would
seem to no avail. Graham Smith is a reporter for The Globe and
Mail. And he's been following this story closely. We reached
him in Quetta, Pakistan.
Gram, is it possible that no one knew about this escape plan
before the jailbreak happened?
No, absolutely not. They say that it took five months to
excavate this 316 Long Tunnel, big enough for many, many people
to crawl through. The government says the tunnels even longer and
one way or another, you're talking about a lot of Earth, a
big operation. And even inside the jail itself. Visitors are
supposed to be locked down every night around 9pm. And the
jailbreak started from report fatal at 1030. Some say 11pm.
And so somehow, the prisoners got out of their cells, after
hours. And somehow, throughout this entire evening in one of
the highest security facilities in Kandahar. Nobody bothered to
check the genes on on the prisoners as they spent at least
four hours escaping. So no, it's really not possible that all of
this could have gone down, I was attracting some kind of notice.
The Taliban actually put out a press release, saying that they
managed to get everybody out. And it was about they said four
or five hours before that anyone inside the prison seemed to have
noticed that they were missing. Is that possible?
Yeah, that's all done, say that. They had everybody else by sort
of the middle of the night, sometime between three and four
in the morning. And it wasn't until after daybreak. Maybe it
was 730. In the morning that anybody raised the alarm. We
managed to get a hold of a prison official, I suppose, who
spoke on condition of anonymity. And he said, Look, you know,
that's just not possible without the collusion of some of my
colleagues. Sadly, you know, I wasn't proud of that fact. But
it does appear that to some extent anyways, this was a job.
Now, as far as what happened outside of the prison and the
actual civilian population around the prison in Kandahar,
if there was so much dirt being dug out of this tunnel, and
apparently they were just taking it into town. They were digging
it up and taking into town selling it. But many people
would have seen them doing that. Why do you think no one in the
town alerted the authorities that this was going on?
This is what I find so fascinating, actually is the
area around? Suppose a prison and the prison itself? Have in
some ways, a case study for counterinsurgency strategy, it's
a, you know that that whole area is heavily guarded, you know,
Canadians have been focusing on protecting the western approach
is Kandahar City and pushing the Taliban back away from the
western side of the city. Since about 2006, it's been, you know,
the bulk of Canada's effort in Kandahar, that decision itself,
we've spent millions of dollars about $5 million dollars
allotted to fix them and train the staff. The whole question of
whether you can win hearts and minds whether you can persuade
people that you're not so bad after all by making them feel
safe, and by doing useful things in those areas. That whole
theory seems to fall apart a little bit when you use this.
Suppose a prison break is a case study.org/n
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