Mine says My computer is fast. Really? Adam curry, John C.
Dvorak.
Sunday, May 8 2011. Time to get my nation media assassination
episode 302. This is no agenda, wondering how Osama bin Laden's
mom feels and coming to you from the hilltop Watchtower crackpot
command center get my nation West and the People's Republic
of Southern California. Yay. In the morning, I'm Adam curry
and from Northern Silicon Valley where my Comcast connection
seems to be revealing the following. I'm getting point
seven Meg's down. Four Meg's up. What? I'm John C. Dvorak. Raglan
Buzzkill.
Yeah, and I love it. How, you know we have a little over 1000
people who listen live on the on the stream, and they're like,
well, this sucks. I'm not this show will never get off the
ground. I'm not gonna I'm gonna see a Thursday ye of little
faith.
Got off the ground.
Anyway, you sound great, John. Hey, by the way. I'm gonna make
it official now. Okay, I am Adam curry, the lone wolf. That's
gonna be my new signature. Everywhere I go. I'm the lone
wolf. Everybody, the lone wolf. What a meme fest. This this past
couple of days. We've been seeing on the on the television.
You know, ABC News is still the best, John, if you want some
real entertainment. You know, this is of course, the Disney
guys they do know how to do it. They know how to put some good
ass entertainment together.
Well, what are you talking about?
Wow, just just the words they use and how they position
everything. And you know that we? I mean, come on.
It worked for the government. What do you expect? Well,
well, some of them used to work for the government like George
Stephanopoulos. What was he again? What was he the
he was the press secretary was Clinton foxhole. Right? Yeah.
Let me let me just get us into into the show here and we'll
have to kind of pause at the words they're using because they
kind of wrapped up the the the killing of Osama bin Laden and
the and the terror files that have been uncovered and just the
way that they position this the writers I mean, I think they
literally say hey, hey, are you doing glee? Yeah, you can just
work over here because we like the way you write. It's really
entertaining. Come on over.
I'll cut a finally confirmed today that he was killed and
vowed to retaliate, saying Americans happiness will turn to
sadness. But that threat comes as we're learning more about
that mother lode of intelligent
mother lode. It's the mother lode John, the mother lode
taken from Bin Laden's compound. Last night Pierre Thomas broke
the story of a plan
to it. He broke the story this guy but they bled breaking
stories heck,
trains on the 10th anniversary of 911 and he joins us again
tonight. And Pierre these Bin Laden files could be the most
valuable intelligence breaks ever, ever
indeed, George as investigators review a mountain of intelligent
mountain
John sounds like he's Stephanopoulos sounds like he's
reading it then he but he didn't write it. No, no,
no, of course not. These are professional writers.
And let him but he's making it is making it sound as if you
know, it's like you can I can read other people's material,
but he's making it sound like he didn't want to do this. Do you
notice that way? Yeah. hesitating. It's like
telegraphing it that is that this is book bullcrap.
Well, I think I know what's going on because you know he's
been hired to do Good Morning America, which is kind of the
you know, like the live off the cuff and you know, really off
the cuff but kind of like the the informal show and this is
him straight on behind the desk into the teleprompter. I don't
think he likes that. I think it demeans him is what he feels.
You know what I mean? And so that's why, yeah, so and
he's got no prompter skills at all, but I've seen him before,
he seems okay. But he
also understands how, where this is coming from, you know, he
sees the Presidential seal on the teleprompter. He's like, Oh,
gosh, these guys wrote this and then we have to
play that again because it was so stiff that it seemed force I
mean, it seemed as if he was trying to let us know it was
bull crap.
I'll call it a finally confirmed today that he was killed and
vowed to retaliate saying Americans happiness will turn to
sadness. You know
what he all he doesn't have the See, he's in a newsreader
setting, but he's not doing the newsreader way. It should be
okay to finally confirm that he was killed. Yeah, that's how you
do it. GEORGE Now like he was killed and and they said, Did
you know The happiness will turn to sadness,
but that threat comes as we're learning more about that mother
lode of intelligence taken from Bin Laden's compound. Last
night, Pierre Thomas broke the story of a plan to attack trains
on the 10th anniversary of 911 Then, and he joins us again
tonight. And Pierre these Bin Laden files could be the most
valuable intelligence breaks ever.
As investigators review a mountain of intelligence from
Osama bin Laden's compound, consortia say it's clear but now
it's a
compound by the way, you know, this is a meme fest. It's a
compound and a mountain of evidence. The mother lode
was mentioned last time I looked at they said, no mountain
compound that's a compound
a head coach, overseeing strategy head coach, this is
fantastic blessing and approving plots blessing, proving the cash
of electronic and handwritten materials
in what electronic and handwritten materials holding
notebooks taken from the bin Laden compound is both a
strategic playbook and a greatest hits album about kind
of aspiration.
Oh writes this, it's a greatest hits album of al Qaeda
inspirations, we should put that together, and now hits 13
tracks. It's the greatest hits of alkaitis inspirations finally
on Katie Hill, record CDs and tapes, and a tracks were
available and greatest hits.
While no imminent plots have been uncovered. It is clear from
the files that bin Laden was constantly consulting on ways to
attack the US
careers. We're bringing Bin Laden, computer discs, and other
computer material thumb drives, thumb
drives. Watch out, John, this is going to be illegal soon thumb
drives, you cannot have a thumb drive on your keychain
that might have had plots on them. Plot we know in the past,
he's approved specific attacks that he sent attacks back for
further work and further analysis.
The materials include numerous Hallmark al Qaeda plots,
Hallmark al Qaeda plots, I mean,
like Doug
does sound like the materiel included various al Qaeda plots
hallmarks
including attacks on infrastructure targets, such as
water supply and transportation, rail and air. In the past, our
current plans for attacks on water supplies have included an
interest in mining dam and poisoning the water. The
document show there was clear interest in attacks on the most
prominent US cities, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and
Washington DC. And contrary to what many analysts thought, a
strategy to attack Americans on holidays and anniversaries, bin
Laden also apparently sought to recruit minorities to conduct a
test. This is
my favorite minorities, we've got to get minorities to do it,
because then we'll hate them. Excuse me, this is America. Are
you out of your mind?
The goal to not only kill and maim, but to create class
warfare and set in motion of destruction of American society
by using the tool of minorities as terrorists. I think he's what
he wants to create unrest. The documents do
you think that literally like in the in this Hallmark, treasure
trove mountain of evidence, there was a note there that
said, memo to self? Make sure we get some hip hopper to do this.
So we can hate black people? And then maybe someone named Juan. I
mean, do you really think that it's just and by the way, so
what comes out, you're right after our show. Trains, we're
gonna go hit the trains, we're gonna go Oh, kinda wants to
derail the trains. Let me take you back to just around this
time was actually June of 2009. And we played this clip on the
no agenda program. And we said there will be a time in the
future, when we will pull this clip out again. And we will
remind you of what our President George W Obama said about trains
which we need to pay billions of dollars for because they're so
great, destructive emissions, and creates jobs. What we're
talking about is a vision for high speed rail in America.
Imagine boarding a train in the center of a city. No racing to
an airport. And across the terminal. No delays. No sitting
on the tarmac. No lost luggage. No taking off your shoes. No
taking off your shoes. You'll be taken off your shoes. Hello,
everybody. Yep, you will. Of course you will.
We'll talking about taking off your shoes and all that high
speed rail and the security you have what you have more but I
mean this Osama thing I almost said it. By the way. I was
listening to somebody the other day and they actually said
instead of calling him Barack Obama, they actually got so
carried away. They call them Osama bin Laden.
It's funny you say that because in our PR segment somebody we've
got a lot of really cool domain names that have been registered
for us such as Barack Osama 2000 twelve.com. Yeah, and my
favorite is Obama debt laden.
Obama, Ben Lyle
Obama debt law. Adam, as in laden, you got to see it to
understand that,
I guess so yeah,
yeah. But ya know, it's been happening. It's still happening.
But you can't it's it's almost impossible to prevent it. So, I
thought that, you know, this whole week has been one of
nothing but these ridiculous this is the distraction of the
month. This is gonna go on. I mean, there's no other news I
had ended up my if you look at my clips, I got a bunch of
obscure stuff. I got more out of watching the Lady Gaga concert
than I did with the with anything else.
I disagree. There is a war going on. There's an information war
that is very interesting. And it's between the Well, well,
actually, I was going to consult you on this, the Oracle. I'm
seeing MSNBC is going all out. MSNBC is going completely crazy
on Republicans. And I mean, more so than ever, but really
shouting and yelling them down. And the Republicans are all
trying to say, well, you know, hey, you know, we did a good
job. And you know, we were all right to do this. And you know,
and Bush started it all, and, and waterboarding, you know, is
really important. But I think there was a memo that went out
to just like, yell, and I mean, they've, if you're Condoleezza
Rice, right? Would you be doing an interview with anybody right
now, for any reason whatsoever was seriously? I mean, is there
any reason to do that?
Any reason to do what to do an interview
with MSNBC right now? I mean, if you're Condoleezza Rice, why
would you do an interview with MSNBC?
I am, there's no reason in the world you'd want to
unless of course, there's some there's some warfare going on.
Because MSNBC or as they say, in the business, the MS. Has,
particularly two shows the edge show. And so last word with
Lawrence O'Donnell. They've been like just crazy about slamming,
slamming the bush intelligence, their war mongering, going into
Iraq for oil, you know, they brought out this Colonel
Wilkerson, who was literally just saying, Oh, I know why
Cheney went into Iraq, if it was all about oil. It's just like,
Oh, really? So I think there's there's some kind of there's
something going on behind the scenes.
Well, there might be, but I can tell you this, the Lawrence
O'Donnell Show and The Ed Schultz show Ed Schultz seems
like just a psychopath. He screams at the camera yells and
says everything's due to everything that's ever bad
that's ever happened in the world has because the
Republicans, he's a hate monger of the worst kind. And O'Donnell
is a subtle version of the same thing. And it there's no
material that I can't watch those two shows. Well, as an
end, they're trying to be Olbermann. They're both trying
to be Olbermann, and neither one of them can do it. And
overnight, can't even do it. And
but I thought it was interesting. Oh, Donald
interviewed Condoleezza Rice, who got so frustrated that she
actually pulled out the Hitler card was like, Wow, you're
really gonna do that on me, Condi? Is she she's like, and
just let's do a little bit of this, I thought was funny
because he's just yelling at her and she's yelling back out
there. We're the kind of tubes that were used for this is about
the tubes. Remember the tubes, the tubes in Iraq, the tubes,
rockets, that kind of that when you say that intelligence
indicated that the your Whitehouse was using
intelligence incorrectly, you were misstating? What the
intelligence actually was
wise, we can do this one way or another. All right, you can let
me answer your questions. Or you can make rhetorical statements.
Let's talk about the tools that you were so wrong about.
That is He is a jackass. He keeps interrupting the whole
time. And he does give us like, say you did this and then she
tries to rebut and then he interrupts her again. So that's
one of those things you like to use as an indication of what the
intelligence was telling you. But the White House was
misinterpreting the intent.
This was not the White House misinterpreting anything. Okay,
here
to come to this is the intelligence. So for some
reason, the White House didn't mess up. It was the intelligence
that Director of the CIA briefed the Congress that those aluminum
tubes were most likely
it was the director of the CIA during bush.
Oh, I don't know. I don't know clear capability
exclusively. We believed that the nuclear two that the tubes
given Saddam Hussein's history, given the long trail of what he
was trying to acquire war for nuclear weapons. Now, you're
right. The intelligence turned out to have been wrong. But you
know, you don't get to get up in the morning and say, you know,
my intelligence might be wrong. Do you have to act on the
intelligence that you have? And that's the intelligence that we
had at the time,
when you look at what we are calling the Arab Spring, and
you're looking at these uprisings against these
dictators in the region, would it have been better now knowing
what we all know now? Would it have been better to wait and let
history catch up with Saddam Hussein in Iraq? You think we
might have a similar we
doubt Hussein was a threat. And we dealt with the threat. We
didn't go to Iraq to bring democracy anymore that dealing
with Adolf Hitler was to bring democracy to Germany. I thought
we
did go there to, like, bring democracy
a talk. Yeah, that's true. Well, by that, I mean, they keep
changing the story. But the question I have to ask one, of
course, is where's all we're all as Democrat friends who voted
yes. On this when it when it came to with Congress having
having its ability to say no. And second, what this is, why
are we talking about this? This is like, beating a dead horse?
Well, there's
some reason for it, because the everything is about how I'm
telling you, there's something going on. I can't put my finger
on it. But I you know, you can tell that there's some kind of
warfare happening. There's something happening and MSNBC
has been called to the front lines to go and yell and attack
everybody. And then they get this got to have something to
do with General Electric, then,
of course, no doubt. Do they still actually own the outfit?
Do they still own MSNBC
on half of it? Now Comcast owns the majority ownership, Comcast,
who's given me a point, a 0.7 down connection on it on a line
that's supposed to be getting 10 megabits? Well, maybe
we should stop playing the the anti MSNBC clips, and maybe
we'll get some more bandwidth from him.
We never we did we rarely play him. I think it's just a I don't
know, I don't know what's causing this problem. But it
started last night.
Okay, well, I'm sorry. I wish it wasn't so irritating for you.
Anyway, yes. Sorry, Colonel Wilkerson. And then all of these
clips will be available. I'm not going to play everything, of
course, but I did pull a lot of stuff. He. So he says, Oh, we
went I know why he went into Iraq was for the oil. He says
the new Iraqi oil report says 300 billion barrels of oil in
Iraq. It's very obvious, you know, and we didn't want to go
we couldn't do Iraq is what he was saying. But then he lays
into to our buddy Ted Rumsfeld, which is just funny.
Well, my former boss, Colin Powell recently said that Donald
Rumsfeld was delusional and deceptive and he could prove
both points. My former bosses, right. And on this issue, Donald
Rumsfeld is more delusional than deceptive probably than any
other. First of all, his last statement about hordes of
intelligence is preposterous. It didn't produce hordes of
intelligence. In fact, I never saw any raw intelligence past my
desk that came from such things that was actionable, that really
led to any circumstance at all, they produced a result that was
positive. Secondly, Donald Rumsfeld only has as knowledge
what his bureaucracy gave him. And he knew he wasn't there. He
wasn't at the site. multiple tiers of bureaucracy gave him
the information that he has. And he made damn sure that that
bureaucracy was sycophant. Yes, man, yes, women. He made sure
that the people working for him, told him what he wanted to hear.
So one has to expect that Donald Rumsfeld heard what he just
said. And that was that actionable intelligence was
produced by these procedures is preposterous. And let me say one
last thing, as Christopher Hitchens said, after he was
actually waterboarded. This is torture, changing his view. Let
me waterboard Donald Rumsfeld. And then we'll see if he says
it's torture or not. Why do you think Rumsfeld is doing this?
He's got to, he's got to cover his rear in. I mean, there are
cases in foreign countries right now being worked by lawyers
there. One in Switzerland actually kept President George
Bush from visiting Switzerland, that will under international
auspices, bring cases against Cheney, Rumsfeld, five Addington
at all these people don't dare re resort to anything other than
defending their positions, because ultimately, and even
within their lifetimes, they may be subject to litigation. I will
predict it as I've said many times before, they will not
travel except perhaps to Israel and Saudi Arabia.
So I think that's the answer, John, these guys want to take a
vacation so they got to get waterboarding legalized that
they can't travel that's the whole problem. Well, there's
more than just the waterboarding issue. Wow. Boy, that's so sad
when that happens. See if we can get Johnny Boy back porch John
that is Comcast. You know, it's so it's so sad when someone you
can't connect on Skype. Yeah, you know, because then Skype
goes, Ah, have you ever heard that? Have you heard? Ah? Oh,
oh, well, you're probably right. Something's probably up. I don't
know what it is, but we'll figure it out. I mean, they
either that or just really slow news day and they said, Okay,
well, we got to talk about now let's blast bush. Yeah, well,
no, that's what the Bush administration did about Clinton
for the first six years.
That's true. But I think it's about the tribal thing. I think,
you know, the tired of the ranch, you know, I was like, I
want to, I want to go to like, you know,
I'll tell you why that doesn't make any sense to me. Bush never
liked traveling. Before he was president. He was the one I
think he was the only president ever elected to the United
States presidency who had never been out of the country. At the
time of his
right I remember that. You're right. Okay. Well, then maybe
but me, you know, he's getting older. Maybe he wants to do a
world tour or something backpacking.
I think this gives him the perfect excuse. I think the only
reason he did waterboarding is so he gave that as an excuse to
stay home.
Laura's like, George George, let's go on that backpacking
tour we didn't do in college. Frigging Europeans, maybe
waterboard someone either stay
here and cut cut the backboard.
Anyway, so our president went off and spiked the ball in
Kentucky. They're where the Navy SEALs are from. And, of course,
what you did not see on television was on C span and
that was Vice President Joe Biden. And who by the way looks
like he's looking more and more like Henry Winkler. Have you
noticed this?
Yes, absolutely.
He looks like the Fonz
needs to darken his hair but it put a wig on you know, the font.
I
mean, he made some some some like facial gestures. Like it's
the Fonz it is I'm expecting him to sell like reverse mortgage or
whatever Henry Winkler selling these days. It's like wow, he's
totally The Fonz. So he comes out and you know, because he's
the warm up act for for George W. Obama. And here's a just a
42nd clip of Biden's warm up speech comrade you've lost the
losses you've oh, by the way, this is about him talking how
awesome he is. Firstly endured.
You've been some of the mines some most inhospitable terrain
in the world. I've been there a number of times midnight rock up
in those damn mountains. I'm so
damn mountains sounds like you'd like he was like fighting
doesn't it? I was up there in that damn mountains. That crappy
ass terrain. And I had frag all over me.
I gotta I gotta helicopter down at eight 990 800 feet and all I
got on as a vest. a bulletproof vest in it and I
had a rubber knife and a compass. And that's all I had
when the chopper went down that 800 feet in them damn mountains.
I'm Joe Biden. Everybody held
on I'm out of breath climbing up 40 clicks
split 40 feet back in military lingo here where the Can we talk
in clicks
and you guys are up there 6080 pound packs running around I got
your amazing amazing amazing I'm in awe of the job you do
What a douche bag 40 clicks Yeah, then damn mountains does
this guy been in service at all? Oh Biden. I
and then he comes out and he tells this stupid ass story
about his granddaughter which lead which by the way I think is
leading into some something else.
It's my job today my honor to talk a little bit of it's my
job. I mean, my honor. Oops. I forgot almost
good gaff Joe
Oops. My job to like you bring on man, the man that the man I
get to work with every day. Except when I'm on the train.
We just got to spend time with the assaulters who
assaulters that's interesting. The assaulters Yeah,
they Salters interesting term, isn't it? Yeah, and they keep
using it to try to make that the term got Benoit
and the shots were just wow. Yeah. It's like people like in
trance feel sorry for these Tyler little story,
by the way. I shouldn't say this, but I gotta tell you,
I shouldn't say it. Why not? You know why? Because he's going
into overtime and Obama's like dude, hurry up and get off the
stage douche
pres it can be man. I'm taking so long but you know, I say
today was quote grandfather's day so I went by early this
morning before I came out here to my granddaughter's little
spring play. And after it's all over, she had pup come back to
my classroom with me. I said I can't honey, should you go on
some placed in Air Force Two I said Yeah. And they said, Where
you going? I said going up true stories. I'm going to Fort
Campbell. I said, we're going to see the guys out there who who
got Osama bin Laden. Absolutely true story. She said pop and she
grabbed a little friend of hers. He said, My pops going out to
see the whales got the seals the whales.
As a true story.
Oh, brother. Yeah, I think we should thank some producers.
Yeah, let me just say one thing about the whales though, because
that's not a coincidence. I don't think 13 pilot whales
beached in Florida. I'm sorry. More to like 20 Beach. 13 dead.
The Warning. Warning. Warning. This is what happened in New
Zealand. Warning. Warning warning when this happens.
Something's gonna go down. Warning. Where was this Florida?
WARNING WARNING.
Nothing ever happens in Florida.
Well, I'm thinking the Gulf Coast. Yeah, warning. I'm just
I'm just saying it right now. That usually means some kind of
natural air quotes natural
maybe that's why he said whales to trigger the so people will
take pay attention. Was the 33rd word in the paragraph.
You are so pissed off about your connection. I can tell.
So that's good. Thank you. Yeah, I'm not too happy about it.
Let's put it that way. Couple of things we got
AJ rice stat. We got to hook him up first, don't we?
Yeah, but AJ, we've talked we've done a unless AJ was not
mentioned as a executive producer because I read his note
that last show if you remember because that went on and on
about the no agenda stickers website vinyl rocket.com. If you
recall, which is right off a J's note. I don't remember your
memory talking about the no agenda stickers website. The no
agenda, WW vinyl rocket.com/na to generate some income.
Did you say no agenda?
No agenda?
I think you did say
that didn't change your mind knighthood my plan que blah,
blah, blah. He goes on, but he wants to be the bearer way. I
didn't mention this, but he wants to be the bearer of Spud.
Landia.
Oh, maybe that's what he wanted to hear. Okay. Well, so he was a
300. Club member, was it not?
Yeah, yeah. I think he's listed though. All right. All right,
check. Check check on the spreadsheet. But that was you
know, we could give him another if you want to give me another
problem that we have is our pal. From c k p creative. Right.
Craig? Oh, member of the 301 club. He was going to be a slow
John. Good. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, buddy. You're breaking
up. You're breaking up. No, this is not good.
can be quite some editing job. That's for sure. Now, am I
breaking up? Yeah, you're breaking up big time. Oh, okay.
So CP K creative.
Yeah. Craig Peters is the sole member of the 302 club. He
wanted to be a member of a club doing a slow show, which is this
show. Okay. And so he's a member of the 302 club now he and an
executive producer along with I want to give the executive one
executive producer ship out to we have Carrie who just came in
over the through the through the mail. Carrie, Sian in, in
Munich. She's the one who promised that she was going to
give 10 bucks for every mile of the last marathon. She ran.
Yeah. Which was always 262 62. Apparently, this time in Linz,
Austria, she thanks for helping me on the long runs. Thanks for
all the work you both do. And thanks for not making me the
listener the product, she donates $6 $62 But more
interesting is she had a t shirt made that on the back of the t
shirt it says I love with a heart no agenda show.com in the
morning and she explains which I there's a PR credit thing is a
great idea. Most of the time during a marathon you're just
looking at the back of the person in front of you. That's a
good point. So I had a running shirt made up for the race to
spread the word about no agenda to fellow runners. Not as good
as a bumper sticker a toll booths but anyone I passed or
who had passed me hopefully saw it and went directly to download
the show. I think
that's a really good idea because you know, especially if
you're if you like running and you're you know you're behind
someone you kind of get into a trance you'd like I heart notch
and a shout out come in the morning in the morning and and
you know the that person or those people who are behind it
will wake up five years from now still going. I love heart no
agenda show in the morning. I think it's a good one I like it
was funny So yeah, I think it's a great idea. So David and
Evander we have an Associate Executive Producer David Dolson,
Sir David Dolson because we knighted him. Apparently. We
have so many nights now that we've invited him twice.
Well, I just read what's on the list. Okay.
Guys invited me twice, once on April 24. And again last Sunday.
What a bargain. Yeah, what a deal. Anyway, this donations on
behalf of Tamra Davis, his girlfriend's daughter that
listens to the show with me. Sometimes she enjoys the catchy
jingles, especially the swine flu minute.
Oh, wow. Should we play that one for first? shrine. Okay, now,
so please accept this donation toward her Dame hood. PS John's
take on the Oussama assassination was kick ass you
need to get the movie rights on that one nailed down now. Yeah.
Right. Movie. Right. Okay.
So we'll have some more donors mentioned at the break. And but
those are our executive producers for today's show. And
if we don't have AJ listed for the previous show, we're sending
his money and we'll put him on the on this one as an executive
producer. Well, I do
appreciate Craig Peters of CP Cpk creative. Am I saying that
right? Cpk creative. It says CKP oops, see KP creatives, you will
get another email from if we mess it up. CKP creative? Yes,
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So we want to thank some PR initiatives that have been
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putting all that together for us. All that forwarding to a no
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that'll be handy in the future. Snake lips.com and digital
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forwarding to our little website there no agenda show.com. And
let's see we have and then the one that you didn't like that
much, I thought was pretty good. Was Obama dead? laden.com or
Obama dead laden, depending on how you want to pronounce it.
And we appreciate all of those initiatives. And of course stuff
like the t shirt is fantastic. So everyone else out there who's
in the chat room charged up and ready to go as a good human
resource propagate the formula formula
is this. We go out. We get people in the mouth
Sayla
was on too late for me last night Larry King finally had his
big Alzheimer show.
Oh, I thought that was last Sunday. Maybe it was a repeat. I
don't know. I've had to be a repeat. Yeah, cuz it was ran
originally on a Sunday. Did
you see it at all? Did you see the
I forgot to look watch. Done. Oh, hey,
I'll give you a little hot. Very good. Yeah, there's all the meat
I saw like the first 20 minutes was you know, as long as like 11
Last night. But I don't think there was any like solutions.
You know, it was just like an awareness thing. And so
something must be coming. The pharma pharmaceutical industry
is really going nuts and trying to figure out what to do after
all of these patents expire and I think weed is the big one for
them. That's that's starting to become really clear. Have you
been following some of the weed stuff?
No, tell me so
we now have multiple states who have basically you know, saying
hey, look, can we just make marijuana legal but the federal
lays particularly in California once again that cracking down on
all the marijuana dispensaries and we're seeing news now from
multiple pharmaceutical on a
second. Wait, stop. What? That can't be true because Obama
promised that that would stop
Yeah, well, it's not and Colorado had a medical marijuana
bill and looks like they're going to cancel that of course
Colorado and you know, the the seat of the of the shadow
government. They're the CIA and everyone's moved to headquarters
out There's that's not gonna happen. But I think I think what
it is, is that the pharmaceutical industry is is
lobbying hard inside Congress and the administration to let
them be the sole distributors of the weed and get all the medical
stuff off the streets and then you know, you have to go to a
doctor like properly right? Not just like, Oh, I think I have
global glaucoma. I think I need a prescription. This is what I
think is happening. And I would it
make sense that we have a wash of mayor or sorry, a governor in
Washington State who's killing the marijuana initiative up
there, which, you know, probably grows a lot of it. And she Greg
wars are named she's She is just a horrible person. And I believe
that she would obviously be in the pocket of a pharmaceutical
companies. So I don't know why she gets elected. She's just
terrible.
Well, it's because you're not up there around voting time. Down
in
San Francisco should not lose one by one vote. I can tell you
that. Right. Okay.
Okay. No, but I've seen some notes here and there about farm.
You know, big pharma thinking, hey, you know, this is pretty
good. Because basically, you know, it's real easy to make,
right? It's not hard to grow it. You don't have to add anything.
He's kind of like
a weed. Yeah, you just had it grown outside of bin Laden's
compound.
Bin Laden was a toker. I love that. Dude. Do you see the video
that they were showing of him watching like the, the 13 inch
television. Now, if you didn't see this, this was like the
biggest news
they had, that we're gonna drop this bin Laden thing. But it's
not
about Bin Laden. It's about the funniest Show on Earth, which is
what's going on now? This was on C span. They didn't see it.
Yeah, they had a closed meeting of the press non televised
because oh, god forbid, you know, we'd like get some clips
from it. Then, and this is where they showed me how they showed
all we've got this mountain of evidence. And we've got this
video of bin Laden. There's some very interesting information
here. This is from C span.
The Pentagon held an off camera briefing for reporters with more
details about the killing of Osama bin Laden by US forces.
We're joined on the phone by one of the reporters who was in the
room, The Washington Times national security editor, Bill
Gertz.
What kind of a transparency is this, by the way? An off camera
non televised press conference, why is that? This highly
annoying. Bill, what did you find out?
Lots of new information. A lot of new details are coming out.
This was a briefing by a senior intelligence official who
disclosed that there were a lots of new information about al
Qaeda. They said that the group has been damaged by the death of
bin Laden, but that it remains a threat. My own takeaway from the
briefing was that al Qaeda is in its death throes. Some 20 of
their leaders have been killed over the past couple of years,
and now their top leader is dead. And when Al Qaeda made the
announcement, according to this official, they did not name a
successor. And there were also some details in there about how
the number two al Qaeda leader I'm an alpha Walker, he is not
popular with the group and appears not to be the person who
will who will take over the leadership role.
That is interesting that because of course this guy is
brainwashed. I think when he walked into the Pentagon, they
had the big magnets. Anyway. I'm getting some very new
information here. So information we're getting from this is that
Zavala here, what is his name? Devadatta Mikasa. Bob here is
not popular. He's not being chosen for dodgeball games by al
Qaeda which can only mean one thing that the new boogeyman is
going to be our boy. A Locky? Oh, that could be Yeah, of
course. And, and you know, the President tried to kill him.
He shot a night he didn't try to kill him. He's He's got an order
to kill him.
I'm sorry. He ordered to kill him. And they sent a drone to
him in Yemen, which we haven't done since 2002. And we missed
apparently. But we killed two other people with doesn't really
matter. Yeah.
Well, he may be an asset. We don't know that. That is really.
Yeah, but that's not the point. The point is he's an American
citizen and he hasn't been tried for anything and then just go
shoot a drone up his butt.
Yeah, well, I know it's it's, it's if it's a problem. Nobody
seems to care. You think you think it's a problem? And I
carry Well, you're the only meet you but and judge and Apollo
Tano. Were the only three and maybe I don't even think Ron
Paul cares. Yeah,
he probably does. But he has other things to do. He aids he's
in debates that no one's watching. Oh, you didn't want
other important stuff.
Watch that, by the way. I did. I did. Well tell me what happened
because I didn't watch it.
I was hilarious. So it first of all it was it's completely it's
like a show now. It's not even a debate. It's just a show. And
they got no stupid questions, and then they go down. And by
the way, it has none of the candidates that actually
interesting, like Bachmann or Trump, you know, these are the
people you want to see for the show. But then they ask each
candidate a question. And they and and they put these horrible
words into their mouths like Ron Paul, I don't have a clip, but
they said, Ron Paul, so you advocate heroin was like, well,
that's not exactly what I said. I said, you know, but you know,
the government has no business telling you what you can put in
your body or not, that's up to you. But the way the question is
framed is you advocate heroin and cocaine and see, I can't
talk about anything. And then just disconnect, John. What is
it like the old days like old school, all of a sudden we're
getting these disconnects? That's awesome. Don't make fun
of the debates, man.
So yeah, I that is funny, though, that they would do that.
And let me just continue with a little bit of this fantastic
news, because there was something very important to
know, while we're
talking with you were showing some of the home video footage
that was taken from a Bhagavad Pakistan. What did they say
about these home videos and the way they identified bin Laden?
Yes,
this was a part of what they said was the largest
intelligence take from a senior al Qaeda leader that has ever
been since 911. Basically, they were five videos. The first was
a video that was a message to America from Bin Laden. They
showed about a minute of video from that and did not release
the audio. The senior official said that we do not want to be
in the position of replaying propaganda but
it was non televised, anyway.
Doesn't what was the point of just showing the video and not
the audio to the people a guy could have been talking, doing a
review of us of Spider Man for All We Know Exactly.
Hello, I'm Osama bin Laden. I have seen a spider man on
Broadway. I must tell you very It sucks. The music bato bato
Get your shit together. You right, that's probably what it
was. They said
that it was some time worn themes of al Qaeda
was Time Warner, how come you didn't let the Free Press listen
to it
and their typical type of message. There was two short
videos showing outtakes of a prepared statement by bin Laden.
And then the most interesting, most
interesting job what could be the most interesting thing? What
could be the most interesting thing as this senior security
reporter from the Washington Times has been in a closed door
non televised press briefing at the Pentagon? What could the
most interesting piece of information be?
One was actually Bin Laden himself, watching a small
television monitor with video footage of himself and I'm an
al-zawahiri in a mountain place? video that has been shown many
times. But what was unique was that bin Laden, His beard was
completely gray. Oh,
wow. I'm amazed. His beard was great, John.
Well, that's very interesting. Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
play the joy Bay hark that was taken from the Hannity show. And
I think we funnier than C span and the gray beard.
It's not funnier, it's just funny, you're done a different
plane.
If we use these enhanced techniques, then they can use
them on our so there's no just encourages more of it around the
world. So we'll just have to endure it. And then the other
thing is, it's possible that a $6 million book deal would have
worked just as well. You know what I mean? There are other
ways to get to get information out of people pay them off, who
knows what would have worked?
Maybe she forgotten 911 the beheading of Danny Pearl and
Nick Berg and you know what, I don't think bribing them with a
book deal is actually going to make them like us. I just, it's
just my gut instinct. Sean,
I don't say this lightly. I'm not trying to be pejorative
about this. Joy pay heart is an idiot. I don't know how she is
an idiot. Let's see. The CIA would sit down with Khalid
Sheikh Mohammed and say, okay, guy, we can waterboard you or we
can give you $6 million for a book deal. All you have to do is
cough up a bit Lunz name and oh, by the way, we're gonna put you
on Oprah. I think What is she talking about?
Yeah, I actually saw the original that was on the view
when she said that that was pretty funny. I loved this.
She's an idiot. She, this is, hey, stop listening to our show
and taking our lines. She's an idiot. Yeah, you know, the Oprah
thing. So first of all, Oprah is failing. And that I think the
Wall Street Journal had a report about it in the in their
Saturday, Sunday edition, which they still continue to give me
for free thinking I'm going to fall in their trap and order it.
So they fired the CEO of own. And so she's out. Due to
lackluster ratings. Now this replaced the Discovery Health
Channel. It's a it's a joint venture between Oprah and
discovery. The ratings now are worse than Discovery Health
Channel was getting before they. Yeah.
Well, have you ever have you looked at this? Yes.
No, I watched I of course, I'm very interested. You know, and
overstocks it blows. If it was Oprah all the time, it'd be
interesting. So Oprah is winding down her regular show. And this
is you know, this is destined to fail. So she's pulling out all
the stops. Now, if you had a call to make and and you're
Oprah, and you really want to get the ratings on who you're
going to call
Donald Trump
know a woman it's going to be a woman. It's a women's network.
Come on, think logically.
Britney Spears?
No, you want to call? And so now you want to call Lucifer. You
want to get Hillary on Hillary is a ratings bonanza. Well,
what's gonna go turn out what you're gonna give her Hillary
her own talk show? I
know. But when you put her together with Julia Roberts, all
of a sudden that becomes very interesting. Julia Roberts has a
big Mother's Day show. And she and Hillary got together to talk
about hair. Do you get tired of being asked about your hair?
No, I mean, because what would I do if I weren't? I mean, really,
I just, you said a great thing when you said if you want to
knock something off the front page, you change it. In the
middle of the next big crisis, whatever it is, I'm cutting my
hair.
The next time we bombed some people in some in some brown
people in the desert, I'm just gonna cut my hair, we have to be
on the lookout for
a soundtrack of a bunch of chickens cackling in the
background.
I'm just gonna cut my next time I kill someone in a desert. I'm
just gonna cut my hair and no one will notice I believe me. We
won't be reading about whatever wars going on or whoever I'm
killing. We won't be reading about it in my hair. So
beautiful
other terrible thing you know, I I think your hair is one of the
best parts of your body because you can change it so easily. But
you know, every woman thinks oh my gosh, if I were just this or
just that and you know it gets. You just have to be happy with
who you are. But the one part of your body you can change is your
hair.
No wonder bill went from Monica. I had got to listen to that at
home. Really? Woman? Are you kidding me?
So I've never understood these people who say okay, you've got
to pick a hairstyle and stick with it right? Or would that be
that? Nice hair? Well, thank you.
Hey, man, I love your hair. I love your hair, too. Thank you.
I love your hair. That's so beautiful.
So you know, people always forget that Oprah made us it
took a shot at this some time ago. It's failed miserably with
Paul Allen in the oxygen network. Right? Right. And that
thing was a dog.
Well, she probably cashed in her chips really early and and she's
probably vested or whatever she's got. She's paid. But now
this is going nowhere. But she's trying an A for effort. You
bring Lucifer on with Julia Roberts. Bash stinks. So she so
Lucifer, of course, you know, because Lucifer, Lucifer
Clinton, you know, she can't be seen as a woman. Right? I mean,
that's just not possible. She's in a man's game. So when
questioned in Rome, about her hand gesture in the so called
situation room as they were while playing Xbox 360. Yeah,
it's because, of course, we want to know, it's like, Were you in
horror? Were you aghast with what was going on? Did you see
like, the two shots to the head, the bullet hole in the eye? Why
did you have your hand over your mouth? Madam Secretary?
Now with respect to your second question, those were the 38 of
the most intense minutes. I have no idea what any of us were
looking at at that particular millisecond when the picture was
taken. I'm somewhat sheepishly concerned that it was my
preventing one of my early spring allergic coughs so it may
have no great meeting whatsoever.
No. Okay. Well, I'm glad you cleared that up.
Wow. Well the new I hate to say the news was really dreadful
this last over the last since the last show. And to prove it I
have extra back to the Real News.
And now we're gonna go right
into it. And you know how we play clips from a we played the
intro to extra which has all the information everyone just in the
teaser? Yeah and it's always just as always as obscure
celebrity stuff that people you've never heard of and it's
like wow I mean you're completely out of the loop on
the on these characters. This one sounds like it for one thing
they had to dredge up like old timers and I mean it's just
doesn't sound this doesn't have the same life there's actually
nothing going on with celebrity news. Tracks rags rags
halos back are
breaking idle news and emerging new things. Or New Music with
Lady Gaga her new reality show her live idol reunion with what
up Jen?
Our All Star surprise for Jen and how we just rocked her
world. Kirsty breaks news about her giant next move after
dancing. I hear you're getting a lot of offers. Johnny Depp's new
extra one on one revealing his secret aliases Is it true that
you have a nickname Mr. stench and friends miss up all new
Julia jocks motherhood Have you ever had a baby? Why she's
teaming with Oprah to investigate America's moms? That
I'm gonna lean this way? Okay, we're like this. We're good.
Alec Baldwin given me his plans after 30 rock and my newsflash
during the interview. Are you Yes.
Mario Lopez at the Grove, everybody. Yeah, so
like Baldwin, Kirstie Alley? I mean, what who cares?
There was some real celebrity news, John that you must have
missed. First of all, we all need to take our medicine
Now you remember I told you that evil and Gloria and Emilio esta
vez. Were all at the White House. Yeah, in a closed door
meeting. Right. Right. So she was at the United States Senate.
It's crazy. When you see why the evil and gory is beautiful. As
you know, she's like five, one who's very, very tired. But
she's she is a stunningly beautiful just like, and but she
should not be off script. And she should not be answering
questions from the press. Because she reveals way too much
depth, I think. And of course, this is part of the entire push,
which we're hearing about right now. Hillary Clinton with Julia
Roberts with Oprah, the whole idea is get more celebrities
involved. And that's how we start pushing the agenda onto
the slaves. And Eva Longoria has been recruited as a part of the
MK Ultra program. And she is now in charge of telling the Latino
and you have to say it like that, by the way, Latino slaves
what to do.
We recently met with President Obama to talk about immigration
reform. And I'm just interested to hear what was discussed at
the meeting and coming out of the meeting what you think is
the best foot forward on that issue?
Yeah, last Yes. Last week, we were asked to meet with
President Obama. There's about 10 of us that are considered
influential in the media. In hopes to reframe the immigration
argument,
okay. Reframe the immigration argument. Oh, no, no, I wasn't
supposed to say that.
Or the immigration conversation.
Oh, yes. The conversation. That's what we agreed. Oh, I'm
so stupid.
And
maybe I should talk to someone else.
We were. It was like a brainstorming. Brainstorming.
That's
right. I forgot it was brainstorming because it was
like a storm in my head. It felt like that was the MK Ultra
write these notes down and having them in front of her
magnetic with waves were jumbling my brains or had a
storm in my brain. Amelia was Amelia was there. I remember
that though.
And it was very beneficial to know what is happening. What are
the roadblocks that he's been facing
the roadblocks he's been facing on President day?
And how can we help? And how can we be the messengers? Oh, we
have to be the messengers, right of
what is being done and what is not being done? It's gonna be a
long process. We have to hold accountable. Many, many people
of Congress.
Can you hear? Can you hear that? She was brainwashed. I mean,
seriously. These are all the talking points that are being
that been shoved into her beautiful head and she's
and hopefully 2012 Hopefully the GMAC will come up come up before
2012 and those who do not support comprehensive
immigration reform, don't get
to think of me naked and masturbate,
will hopefully pay for it in those elections. They're gonna
pay we're gonna make them pay. And that's what we're hoping to
do is aggregate the Latino audience to your member led you
to come out and make their voices known as to what they
want to see an immigration reform. And it was a very open
conversation. We talked a lot about Secure Communities
program. We talked a lot about deportations. We talked a lot
about how the perception is with Latinos.
Do you hear a Tinos? Isn't that funny? Like it her English is
impeccable, like Los Angeles and then all of a sudden Latinos.
It's like, why did why does she do that? Is that like my trio?
Yeah, it's like, Canadians, like talking in perfect English, and
they're talking this broken French and then they're back to
the English
but every that's the only word though. It's like, you know, you
could say, hey,
that's just an indicator that she's on some side of an
argument. I mean, we had a guy Loyola, Cuesta here at kgvo. Who
used to always say, I'm Loyola Cuesta reporting from San Jose.
It would always be like every time he was in square, it's
like, okay, Lloyd, the Latinos
and our frustrations. So he had an open ear. And he was
listening to me, very big, open ears. All of us just talk about
what has been perceived in the Latino community. And I think it
was an important dialogue to be had. And it's a dialogue that
has to continue. And basically,
right now there are people behind the going like, shut up,
shut up. Shut up. Stop. That's enough. Stop, stop, stop.
It's in our hands. We have to continue to put pressure to to
see this reform take place.
Longoria also now Okay, so to my brothers and sisters in the
Latino community. Beware of what she's bringing you.
Yeah, it's there's doom and destruction. Well, she can't be
as bad as some people who are actually in Congress.
No, and by the way, if she ran for office, she'd have my vote.
No doubt about it. Well, you
show off for that. But you got. Of course you
vote for her. I would vote for Are you kidding me?
No. What do you mean? Am I kidding you?
I mean, because it would bring us so much entertainment.
Yeah, she wouldn't she be like a frank and a couple of weeks.
disappears. Okay. Do you get more of the guys I like to vote
you talk about entertainment? Yeah, listen to Mel Watt. Now
this guy was the 40s, a Democrat from North Carolina that I
consider him now to be the dumbest. Or the worst
Congressman ever. The guy can't say three words in a row without
going. Now he's the former chair of the monetary policy
subcommittee. He's got Bernanke in front of him. And this is
what he comes up with
Chair recognizes the gentleman from North Carolina. Mr. Walk
for five minutes.
Thank you, Mr. Chairman. And thank you Chairman Bernanke for
being here. Chairman Bernanke, you know, and I'm sure the folks
at the Fed know that.
He's from the south, I presume, is a from
the state of DME,
a chair of the monetary policy subcommittee. For the last
couple of years. I gained a healthy respect for the work
that you all were doing. And I think that you all did a great
job. To get us to where we are today.
What they have five minutes, don't they? Is that is that kind
of the deal? Guy uses the five minutes up on the one question,
this is kind of what you do is like when you didn't do your
homework, and you know.
And I want to applaud the work of your staff on that front.
I think your dog did a fine job to my
questions today. I really want to go outside the box a little
bit because I think I have some concerns about things that are
further down the road that I think could really be difficult.
Economic fiscal, social.
Okay. Stopstopstop. Now, I could do an ask Adam here and out of
the blue. He's got Bernanke. He's a former finance does
committee chairman, believe it or not? Can you imagine? He's
got a question for Bernanke. What specific? What do you think
it might be about? The question? Yeah, what do you talk about the
deficit said when he talks about the problem getting loans from
banks,
I think he will ask why. I think he will ask why pirates have
knives
while you're getting closer
impacts to the economy and crashing question is to what
extent are you all doing things in these areas studying or
looking down the road to, to anticipate some of these issues?
Okay, so before this hearing, Bernanke went up and said, hey,
just tee it up for me, okay, just tee it up. Just, you know,
just drag the clock out. Just tee it up for me. So I can just
tell you what the program is. I mean, isn't that isn't that
exactly what screw all these guys know? What? No,
it's not what happens. It gets better. Yeah,
there are two of them that I want to talk about. One is
climate change, which from all indications is going to result
in dramatic weather swings at the extremes that will have
devastating impacts on the economy economically that make
New Orleans look
like swimming pool small potatoes.
On the coast, in the West,
the goal that's great. Let's give him a biodiversity goes
on and on now. Climate change theory and Bernanke is going
What am i What do I got to do with it? That's fantastic. That
guy's an idiot. Yes. Yeah, he is. I love it. No, there's no
one arms are always awesome. Awesome.
Yeah. Hello, everybody. Yeah, at least he's not like that. Wow.
Yeah, that's your right. And he's North Carolina, I believe.
Right. Yeah,
I'm sorry. It feels so sorry. I
feel sorry for North Carolina too. Yeah, this bad. Wow. Let me
see. I had, there's a couple of things
before we go into thanking people, and because since it's
kind of a shorter list today, I did want to I just can't resist,
I have to play this fox news piece. Which is the meme fest of
all meme fests which is the reason why I'm calling myself
the low. Can you bear with me and listen to the lone wolf
clip? Or are you just so sick and tired of alkine
as long as you want to keep listening to that dead sound
effect?
But it's my it's my new theme. It's my new things wherever I
guess my ringtone it's when you hit my website, you know, just
go to korea.com I want to be known
even sound like a wolf. It sounds like some guy trying to
sound like
a real lone wolf. Anyway, okay. I won't play that any of us have
to be different. We have to focus on the Intelligence
Committee community. We have to focus on it. This is Michelle
Bachman by the interrogation.
Yeah, this woman that's Congresswoman Michele Bachmann
on the next battle in the war on terror, terror Terror Squad and
already there are concerns that radical Imam
why because do you hear this she's like a radical tower.
Anwar al lucky
could be al Qaeda is a new leading face.
Okay. Let's bring in someone some expert to tell us about
this Yemeni American was What are the qualifications of being
al Qaeda as new face John.
Do you know what the qualifications aren't has to be
in the memo?
Yes, that's part one. But you need some other things. You need
some other qualifications and this expert will
tell us why New Mexico in 1971. Born America Yeah, we can play
that. He lived in both Britain and the US. I've lived in
Britain in the US. Yes. Here at home. He worked as an imam. And
according to I have worked as an imam reports. He's a suspected
terrorist on the CIA's capture or kill list. Even Yates is the
former Deputy Assistant to the Vice President for national
security affairs. Good morning, Mr. Yates. Good morning. Okay.
So Michelle Bachman was talking about the new tactics needed to
fight the new al Qaeda. Let's talk about
it's the new al Qaeda. John just so you know, there's a
rebranding taking place Hilo Knowlton are in it's the new al
Qaeda. Everybody. You read it
and new al Qaeda. Is this a new group now that bin Laden is
dead?
This group has existed for some time this radical Imam is some
it's just a rebranding. One who was born in the United States,
as you noted, is familiar with our airport security systems
he's familiar with so aviation, right I'm on this checklist.
I've got every single one so far, including the imaam
thing as well. web savvy fluid web savvy.
There you go Web. He's web savvy. And English
is particularly focused on attacking the United States by
way of using foreigners and Muslim Americans to foreigners
is tied to the Christmas Day attack, and also the Fort Hood
shooting. And he's always been active for some time. And in an
interesting way, it's really this al Qaeda in the Arabian
Peninsula group that has been more active than Osama bin Laden
and his ilk in recent years. So they're not terribly new, but
very dangerous. Does al
Locky have the sort of power and following that bin Laden did?
He's a rock star, and he's web savvy? Well,
I think what's important to remember in all of these groups
is that there's a violent ideology that drives them that
they used to recruit, it predates Bin Laden, it predates
al Qaeda. And so really, that is what helps them organize what
helps them recruit and what gets people committed to kill
themselves on the way up pat on the way toward killing Americans
and other targets. And so yes, he will have those tools
available. He has tools to them to recruit he is, as I said, web
savvy, web savvy, and is recruiting people even in the
United States to be as assets to conduct attacks.
How do you think he's recruiting me, John, it could happen.
So what keeps national security types like yourself awake at
night? Is it Anwar al aulaqi? Or is it the lone wolf homegrown
terrorist back here?
Well, I don't think that anybody can lose sleep. Well.
I didn't hear yet earlier. Fox, what do you what are we playing
here? This is a bunch of propaganda stick bull crap.
That's
why I'm playing it so you can see what the memes are. I told
you as a meme fest. This is the whole point.
You're what is it that we're listening to Fox? It's
just Fox News. Oh, brother. Yeah. But this is important,
because these are the memes. The new al Qaeda, web savvy,
American homegrown lone wolf, it's all in one.
This is pathetic. This is worse than MSNBC. Yeah. Hard to
believe.
I like the web savvy thing, though. I think that that really
does it for me, your web savvy. And you this listen to this guy.
Come on, this is important to understand that I'll never talk
about it again until they arrest me
like that they have the whole map of the threats against us
mastered, it's really quite an overwhelming brief that the
President and his national security staff get every
morning. Well, if you remember, 911, it wasn't Osama bin Laden
himself that boarded the planes. Thanks, Thanks for the reminder
do she sent other people and so we can have our focus on these
individuals, where they are, what they're communicating. But
we have to watch a whole host of other faces that we might not
necessarily know until operation is conducted.
And obviously, we've heard this for a long time since 911, that
one of the things that's changed with al Qaeda, the new outcome,
is that they're no longer so intent on the large scale,
dramatic attacks that we saw with 911. If they were just to
find some amenable lone wolves here who could simultaneously go
out with guns, it might cause a similar fear.
But that's definitely true. It could cause similar fear. I
mean, if you recall, at the time of 911, we had somewhat
simultaneously the fear of a sniper running around the
nation's capitol area. And we just couldn't know for a long
time that created a lot of fear and terror of itself. But I
think the key point is, we don't really know how large of an
attack these these men are planning. They could be testing
our systems with minor attacks in order to launch a major
attack over time. I think with the counterterrorism portfolio,
political leaders have to treat it as if it's nitroglycerin, you
can't have a mission accomplished moment in any of
these tactical victories. Because you never know when the
next few may drop.
We have a graphic now sort of a murderer's row, if you will, of
the newest faces of al Qaeda. And you it's hard to see but
some of the most interesting notable ones. There are
obviously Anwar Al aulaqi and Adam Gadon. Another American How
do you explain these two? Well,
I mean, people of all stripes are susceptible to recruitment
and these kinds of things. I think that there's a widespread
disenchantment in some quarters United States there's, there's
actually a virulent ideology United States that seems to hate
our government and hate our people. And I don't fully
understand the psychology of how someone could make that full
conversion. But it's very real, that there are these weak human
beings and weak psyches that are out there to be recruited by
these evil doors.
There you go. So I think we fit the bill John, weak psyche, weak
psyches and people who have turned the corner to become lone
wolves recruited and we're Americans and we're web
savvy. Well, that wouldn't describe you since you call
yourself the lone wolf.
Show us moved by Jonah to no agenda. Imagine all the people
who could do that. Oh yeah, that'd be fun.
So we have a few Uh, donors, not too many. We were waiting for a
fall off on I think this qualifies.
You know, we could be pushing a little harder since on the 21st
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figured why don't you send us your cash now?
Yeah, because otherwise it's just yeah. Because you might be
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be drugged, dragged to heaven unceremoniously, which is what
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somebody's gaming, you might as well send us some some donations
and become an executive producer. You're kind of in
absentia. Yeah,
exactly. It's, you know, you don't even have to write a will
or Testament or anything.
It wouldn't hurt if you're using a couple of numbers what we show
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Venezuela we drink Paul our beer. And from your buddies here
at the no agenda show Hello everybody
so now is that was that you are
born I was wondering what you have now that was a recording
I'm practicing I figure the more I hear it than with the better I
can get.
Yeah, well, you already got that part down as the bits the
extension that that's more.
I'm working on it I'm working on.
Okay. Well, here's the I have a clip here that I don't remember
what it is great. It says idiotic question. It's got to be
good. Okay, please. Can I
ask you to tell us who you are? Yeah, my
name is Sadiq Khan. I have a Research Foundation. Okay,
hold on. Stop, stop, stop. Now, remember, so this is a they had
a thing that I was watching C span as we do. So you don't have
to there was a there was an event at the Newseum. Oh,
citizen journalism. And we know the Newseum has a front for
something or other and oh, there was Bob Woodward there.
Coincidentally Yes, spy. And they were they were talking to
some Pakistani journalists who had nothing good to say about
being a journalist in Pakistan saying if you said anything at
all about, for example, the the army they would just basically
take a shoot you play if you want to stay alive. So as a
prelude to the idiotic question,
hold on a second, I really caught me off guard, if you want
to stay alive,
dip the incident online, we would not be able to talk about
an incident like that, even though many of us knew that this
was going on in Pakistan, but you don't you don't critique the
Pakistan army, if you want to stay alive.
Okay. So what this is, obviously is a prelude because you know,
what you need in any country, is you need to have no freedom of
the press, no internet, killing people with chemical weapons and
massacres. And then we have done we have done a Americans have to
go in and kill you.
Yeah, well, we'll see. So anyway, so So this guy, this
Indian guy comes up and asked the most idiotic question. He
just basically comes out to promote himself. And I thought
it was so interesting. That question was embedded in the
whole thing. It just was, I just thought this was something oddly
funny about this guy. Because you can just imagine you have a
serious little panel and then this guy comes up and does this.
Please, can
I ask you to tell us who you are?
Yeah, my name is Sadiq Khan. I have a Research Foundation. And
I have actually figured out wisdom or not, if you just, if
you just Google wisdom by Sajid Khan on Google, you'll see I
have 4000 pages of it. I have two books. But my main question
to everybody here is, can you teach a big table manners?
I think there's apparently there's Howard Stern in, in
India. And he's like, hey, it would be very funny if you go to
America and your desk are bigger table manners and NJ in the
morning. So I want to ask you, what's the question? I think I
think this is a metaphorical question.
For a good question. Yeah. Can you teach a pig table manners? I
think for the purpose of Let me ask another question. bababooey
bababooey? Suppose you have breasts? Can you expect good
qualities from breasts?
So what you're saying is it depends upon the question you're
really asking is, it depends on the basic material you begin
with? Yeah, what can you make? Yes,
main thing is where there's been corruption, whether it's freedom
of the press, anything, if a person's mind, I've quantified
the mind also, by the way, minus two minus one plus one and plus
two. If a mind is minus two, can you expect a bind is to mind to
behave plus two? Yeah, it can be done. The only solution is
emotional intelligence education, a compulsory subject.
I think the question here is is a legitimate question. And the
question is
she loved vicar, vicar, whatever. CBS CORRESPONDENT This
is not a legitimate question. This guy is a maniac he
shouldn't even be get them off the stage. Crazy. Does he
finish? He's not the one you got to you get three and a three.
And
you know, it's sad because the guy is obviously brilliant. Oh,
yeah. He just can't, he just can't quite get it out. Right.
He's just having trouble communicating. Well, we have
here is a failure to communicate. I saw a great
commercial for target. Which is about it's an aspirin one of
these aspirational things. So we John, you and I, we often
fantasize about advising big companies, because we'd be great
at it. Oh, yeah. You know, anyway, so you know, you want to
like aspirin. We want kids to aspire to becoming target
pharmacists. Big because it's a great
there's a couple of these. There's more than one of these
commercials.
Yeah, well, this is the one that I saw. And of course, there's a
meme in here that just freaked me out. I'm a curious seeker. I
am a chemistry aficionado. Thankfully Hydro means magnesium
hydroxide athletes. But yes, I'm a people pleaser. If elected, I
promise flu shots for a walking medical dictionary patients in
cleaning up. I'm Virginia. I'm a target pharmacist, and I'm here
to answer your questions. And I'm here to give free
vaccinations to
all. Yeah, I like the way they slip that one in with a lot of
echo. It's the only thing you can actually hear. Well, there's
a couple spots where I didn't understand a word. She said, No,
it's
not important. The only thing you're supposed to hear is the
free vaccinations for all.
Well, on the topic of advertising, yes, you know, you
can always we say this on the show, but you can always tell
what the core audiences for a TV show radio show whatever base
you can kind of reverse engineer who they're targeting. To turn
them into the product, which we talked about too. You can kind
of figure it out, you can reverse engineer it by listening
to what ads they play. And so here's one is guess apparently
the core audience for Rush Limbaugh.
And now Fred, an octogenarian who will be watching TV from his
chair all day long later, he'll eat a cold sandwich.
How well is your dad getting along? And assisted living
residents can offer things like medical care, three hot meals a
day organized trips, or just someone to watch TV with goes to
Newport elegance, and you're living in Costa Mesa?
No, it's not home. So many ways. It's better. So let me ask you,
John, as you are watching that, or as you hear this commercial
come by, do you not realize that it's pretty wrong, but they're
advertising this to you? Are you not concerned?
This is an ad this No, just to me says that the target market
and I believe this is true of Rush Limbaugh show our people
that are so callous and immediately want to find any
excuse to get their parents into an old folks home.
Oh, that's a good point. So you so actually, it may be for like,
Baby Boomers kind of little over end of middle age.
Yeah, they got a bunch of parents that are 90 and they got
to, you know, they're sick of him hanging around the house.
Um, I'm just seeing nothing but pharma ads everywhere. I mean,
that and you'll play that's all I see everywhere. It's like, you
know, lose weight, poop it out and then get all kinds of drugs.
I don't see anything else on television yet television.
Pharmaceutical businesses definitely carrying the economy.
Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
And you see a lot of I see some car ads, but that's about it.
Yeah. So it looks like this. I don't know if you've talked
about this with Horowitz. But it looks like Greece, actually. You
know, there is some talk and there's some backroom dealings
that there is actual discussion of them dropping out of the
euro. As as their debt is has to be restructured. So I guess for
us what happened? They got screwed by the bankers, then
they had to go borrow some money. And they said, Yeah,
we're good for it. And then of course, they weren't good for
it.
And they lied on their application. They lied on the
application.
And now they can't like make the payments. And so they're like,
Well, why don't we just like, stop this euro thing? Do you
think that's true? I think that actually do it is a policy
should? Well, I think every country should drop the euro.
But do you think it's actually going to happen?
I think it might, but they're there to get there be some plan.
There'd be a it would be very complicated deal. I don't know
how they're going to do it. But they would they could do it
and then go back to the drachma. Is that what it was seeing was
the drachma? Yeah, yeah. The dri
have some of those in the wallet somewhere?
Well, hold on to him. Hey, remember, I was talking about
Mark Grossman, on on the last issue.
We're talking about Mark Grossman on the last show,
right? So
I can't believe that I'd forgotten this is the guy that
member the FBI translator, who was in I think it was an
interview in the American magazine. And her name was
Siebel something or other Siebel Edmonds. This is we're talking
like two years ago, maybe and I remember this because you and I
were both discussing this outside the MVNO offices. And
this was the guy who got kicked out of Turkey when he was
special envoy, because of some big scandal of him, you know,
receiving cash money in return for nuclear secrets and stuff.
So this guy was by Hillary Clinton, good old Lucifer was
just recently, you know, it's like he was like one of the
highest ranking officials in the State Department became the
special envoy, which is I don't know what what is that special
envoy is like a vice president means nothing.
Except it's it's a administrative assistant.
Right. What is the spec? She'll envoy to Afghanistan and
Pakistan, and the people who are awake and there's something
there's just a couple of minutes too much to go into with this
guy. But he really was instrumental in outing Valerie
Plame because he had some written notes, which of course
are not supposed to do and he dropped them here and there.
This guy is a total and utter douchebag. And he's working for
Lucifer. Now, I can't believe that the Obama administration
will let this happen to bring a douchebag like this back in and
no one is talking about it. No one.
I guess I should look into it.
I'm surprised you haven't I have 100 elites in the shownotes.
I'll send you these links, John, because you know, it's hard for
you if you're not a web web savvy. But I mean, this this guy
is a dick. really is is really a frightening individual. And he's
a spy, apparently, although not convicted as such. But he's
been. He's been passing on nuclear secrets. And you don't
want this guy negotiating behind closed doors with Pakistan. And
it's working for Hillary, this is bad news. And no one is on
this. No, buddy.
So maybe it's something more to it than we think. Yeah. Yeah.
Could be caught. I've got a piece of footage here. That is,
I think, maybe give you a little chill, which is a recent
hearing, under Lieberman's Committee on Homeland Security,
and is the Senate committee, of course. So you don't have it
with the Senate committee. That's where Lucy annapolitan
will show up. And then she has her underlings go to the House
committees. And then I'll just say and by the way, I don't
have, I could have had a bunch of clips where the senators are
falling all over themselves. Oh, Mr. Palatine, it was so nice
that you would come we think the job you're doing is fantastic.
We realize that you're taking time out of your busy schedule,
because you know, you're so busy protecting the homeland as
hinterland.
So there's a little tidbit I picked up, play the See
Something, Say Something clip and tell me if you can figure
out what the tidbit is.
And we continue to look for other ways, but we're really
going to focus on what is the local law? And how can we
empower local law enforcement in particular, to prevent a lone
wolf from being successful? Thank you. Let
me just say that I was very pleased to hear you mentioned
the See Something, Say Something campaign, the Chairman and I had
to work so hard to get that through when it came to the
transportation sector, and without the chairman's
willingness to stand up against many on his own side of the
aisle we never would have. So I hope your comments mean that you
will endorse the broader bill that the Chairman and I have
introduced, which would provide immunity from civil lawsuits to
individuals who in good faith, report suspicious activity to
the authorities there.
They would not be protected if they were not in good faith,
because right now, the law that we wrote only applies to the
transportation sector. I'd be happy to look at that, Senator.
Thank you.
I see some busy Yeah, this is about House resolution 495 The
See Something, Say Something act,
play the rest of it, because there's it you'll like it
something else. Wait, man, let
me just roll it back a second. I'm sorry. Sometimes you leave a
little tail on the clip. I didn't realize that was it?
Sector. I'd be happy to look at that. Senator. Thank you. I see
something else. I only supported Senator Collins proposal because
it happens to be right now, yes, Larry Lieberman.
Yeah, so there's, this is chilling.
So they chose another words. So all you out there the poison pen
letters ready? Yep. Going all that's turn in your neighbor,
you're all you don't have to worry about getting sued
anymore.
Section 890 immunity for reports of suspected terrorist activity.
And when I say terrorist, I mean squirrel or suspicious behavior
and response. This is here we go. I've got a right here again,
House resolution 495. In general, any person who in good
faith and based on objectively reasonable suspicion, makes or
causes to be made a voluntary report of cupboard activity to
an authorized official shall be immune from civil liability
under federal, state and local law for such report. Now false
reports shall not apply to any report of the person knew to be
False was made with reckless disregard for the truth at the
truth at the time that the person made the report. Jesus
Christ, I'm sorry, didn't mean to take the Lord's name in vain.
But this would
be the case without the law. No, yes. Yeah,
of course it would. Because it's the land Oh, crap,
this thing is just designed just another she is beyond the shield
laws, the shield your creepy neighbor value. Now he didn't
leave the house in two days, says he's doing some sort of a
podcast. It's pretty suspicious. If he asked me,
Well, let me know. Let's be specific, John, because I did
the research on this. And I'm glad you brought it up covered
activity. First of all, what's an authorized official? So if
you need to report remember, it's all under the auspices the
term covered activity means any suspicious I'm sorry, authorized
official, any officer employee or agent of the federal
government with responsibility for preventing protecting
against disrupting or responding to a covered activity, or any
federal state or local law enforcement officers. So I guess
a bus driver qualifies as well right now. Haven't they've been
asked to to protect us. Yeah, and the mailman. So you can say
the mailman is going to be looking at your mail, nighttime
and the mailman. Yeah, covered activity. The term covered
activity means any suspicious transaction activity or
occurrence, indicating that an individual may be engaging or
preparing to engage pre crime in a violation of law relating to
an act of terrorism. And this, of course, is as defined by
section 308, title 18 of the United States Code. I think,
John, it's valuable for you. And I take a look at Section 3077.
Title 18 of the United States Code. What is this bullcrap?
Link Here we go. No, Gov tracked us blows chunks. They pop up
some thing. So you
want to date us? It's not official?
Well, it's is that not efficient? It's not official. I
can have a.us domain, but it's like I can't like get to the
link. Now all of a sudden what the hell is going by the
way that you're reading from the House bill? They're talking
about the Senate Bill, which I'm sure I'm sure is exactly the
same, right. But I don't think that's been published yet has
it? No, they're working on it. They're probably not I know what
it's taking them so long.
Here we go. Here's 3077 def the act of terrorism means an act of
domestic or international terrorism as defined in Section
2331. So you gotta go like step that thank God for the web. An
alien lawfully admitted for permanent residence. That's an
act of terror. Any employee or contractor sole proprietorship
Corporation, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, what, if
anything, did you breathe a tear Terrorist? Terrorist activity?
Yeah, this is bad. This is really bad. So this
is yes. You're gonna be charged like the, you know, people are
gonna get arrested in the park for taking a long late walk, you
know, and everything else. Yeah, he's
very suspicious. Suspicious.
He's wearing a cloak. Yeah,
he's got a cloak. Yeah, he's doing that podcast. And, you
know, he looks kind of disheveled. Some tests
like Cuba does. When I was a kid in school. We used to talk about
this to this Cubans are terrible. They have their kids
turn in their parents and then their parents who think on their
neighbors. It's a terrible, terrible place because
everyone's thinking on each other. And so now we've made it
official. We're doing the same. So we are Cuba. Yeah. Now you go
except, except Cuba in the 50s. With with
or not exactly. Because we have catchy jingles. If you see
something. I'm telling you the Jeff Smith, sir. Jeff, we should
sell that to Homeland Security.
Yeah, I think that would be great on their website. Yeah.
But why why wouldn't just have it at the end of all of those
commercials?
Yeah. I mean, it's, it actually sounds like something we lifted
from the government. Yeah.
No, you watch. You watch. We're gonna get an offer.
I think you know, what do you think it was worth? I think,
well, I had the
50,000. I think it's 50,000. Well, we have to have a well,
yeah. Campaign behind. We've got a whole campaign. We got ideas.
And we have a study research.
Yeah, no, I think it's worth 50k. Yeah, I think so too. So
one last thing I thought I'd mentioned which is that, you
know, people always complain that we don't do enough
discussion about food, wine and all the rest of it. I do have a
clip called lobster expertise, which is, again, from C span.
They're interviewing some lobster woman who they're asking
if you go to a restaurant and you're going to pick how do you
pick a lobster when's the best time to get it? Is there any
tips you can give us from an expert point of view? And here
it is when you go into a restaurant to order a lobster
and what's the worst time?
All right, well, pound for pound or dollar for pound you're
better off eating a hardshell lobster. I think in the
wintertime, it's more expensive than lobster is more expensive
because they're less abundant because of weather and seasons.
There aren't as many people fishing so it's more expensive
but the lobster is really packed into the shell so you're getting
more for your money. Personally, I prefer shatters I like the
soft shell lobster. If I'm eating them which would be at
home I wouldn't eat one in a restaurant because I make a real
mess. I'd rather eat three or four Shedders than one hard
shell any day. I think the meat is sweeter they're easier to get
into you don't need all these tools tools
nobody right nobody I've ever heard ever say this they always
talk about the hard shell lobster
I mean no soft shell crab I never even heard about soft
shell
it's not really a soft shell it's just a softer when the crab
were in there last year. I don't know what it does it drops it's
old I don't know what it does but whatever it is when is
beginning to form a new body it's kind of nobody wants those
because they're not good they're not compressed. There's a lot of
water in him i don't know i All I know is that you always want
the hard shell ones. But she says just the opposite. And I
thought that was interesting for people out there who know I
don't know what a shutter is. But I guess it's like a new
lobster. I don't know.
Shutters Yes. Shutters that's that's a hotel rooms on Santa
Monica Santa Monica shutters?
I'm sure that was my there's my gourmet tip of the month. I
don't know what it means. So let
me ask you a question. Because the most emailed and this has
been going on for a while but it really kicked into high gear
this past week. Every day I get at least four or five emails
about Bitcoin. You getting these Bitcoin? No,
I haven't gotten any I know what you're talking about.
bitcoin.org
Look at it right now. So Bitcoin is this virtual of virtual peer
to peer currency. And a lot of people are really jacked up
about it. And I don't understand. Well, I kind of
understand how it works. And so I'm sorry, I thought that you
would have definitely have read about this could we be getting
his emails I see you copied on him for four months, but it's
really kicked into high gear recently. So they must be in
some kind of campaign or they're probably getting close to the
idea is it's this currency that is peer to peer and so there's
no banks involved. But I don't understand. Exactly, I mean,
isn't that subject isn't all currency like this subject to
inflation? You know, people are saying you guys shouldn't start
taking donations in Bitcoin. I'm like, why? Well, exactly. I'm
like, can I eat with Bitcoin? Can I pay the rent with Bitcoin?
Apparently you can. There's some storable food guys who take
Bitcoin currency. But I mean, it's still pegged Do you still
have to buy it I still has to be converted from the dollar and
you know, it
sounds like it's I you know, I've never been a bit I mean,
you especially somebody like you gold,
I know, this is why I'm not not into it and people realize like
one stage,
we already have gold on one level then we move up to specie,
which is paper money. And now you're taking it one more step
until like I'm not ritual. No, I'm not. I'm not I'm quite sure.
It's abhorrent that you would be promoting this app. Hey, shut
up. Devorah I'm not promoting anything. I'm asking you a
question.
I can barely hear you. That's the problem. The connection so
bad. I misunderstood.
Yeah. Hello, everybody. Yeah, exactly. No, I'm not promoting
that you are the recording. I'm not promoting it. I'm
questioning why people are all hyped up about this. And And
honestly, I think it's bad. I think it's a really bad idea.
What's funny about it is that I maybe I've been not looking at
the email, but I don't remember it. bitcoin.org. Eric does,
shell says it's fishy. Yeah, I
think it's fishy, too. I think it's a red herring. And I think
people are falling into this peer to peer travel. i This is
great. But I don't think it's great. I think someone's gonna
make a bundle off this. So we're gonna make a lot of dough off of
this thing. And, you know, back in the day, you know, I do
understand the idea instead of philosophical conversation about
money, you know, you could use sticks, you could use a rice it
would represent something. So, you know, you could say, Well,
I'm gonna buy this goat from you for 20 grains of rice. And then
the guy could take 20 grains of rice and he could go buy
something else with it because it was just a barter system with
with a measurement in the middle that I wonder if it's that then
it might be something but it doesn't sound like it to me.
You're not if it's all peer to peer, you'd have wood can I go
to Monterey foods and buy some some zucchini? What with the
Bitcoin value? I don't think so. Well,
this is my this is the point if, if you look@bitcoin.org They
have vendors, and that's and I went as Okay, well What can I
buy with Bitcoin? I don't like food. Can I buy food with
Bitcoin? Merchants is what you want to look at. And no you
can't you can buy like, server hosting, okay? All right server
hosting, but I want food if I have to eat. And here we go
consumable. So we have chess sites, games, gambling sites,
file sharing music, that's all virtual stuff. Bitcoin makes
perfect sense for that. But how about here consumable? What can
we eat with Bitcoin? Coffee, special coffee for mail order,
herbs, extracts and seeds. We can get some sugar, wedding cake
sugar.
Where do you worry? Where are you? Where are you? Where are
you looking?
If you go to bitcoin.org. And then you want to click on sites
that accept Bitcoin. You see that?
This reminds me of beans. By the way, this thing called B, E and
Z, which was something I think will be goldwork. Berg was
behind there was two of these there's beans in June, July,
something with a J, there were two of these just in the late,
late 90s. There are two of these phony baloney systems that both
failed.
I don't remember that. You don't
remember beans, B E and B EENZ. You can look it up.
I'm looking now. No, I don't remember that. If I Google,
Whoopi Goldberg beans, I get Whoopi Goldberg in Mercedes Benz
beans, she may have been the other one there was two of these
she may have been the other one. But beans.com There's a
Wikipedia has got an entry on on it died in 2001 According to the
register beans.com. But the other one is sorry, I forget it
was similar to beans but had a different name. And I think
Whoopi was involved with one of the or she was advertising for
one of the two of them.
And see I do like the idea of just using some kind of virtual
currency as a as a measurement for trading stuff. And I can
totally see that working online for buying online virtual
services or you know, it's not like something you go pick up at
the market but like we can't be accepting bitcoin to eat unless
you want to have
that. But I think this is also encouraging the the electronic
getting rid of all money. Yeah, it is. You know, so we can
easily track you slaves.
That Well, that's no, no, no, this is the red herring is
because it's peer to peer. And it's not you know, there's no
central authority and blahdy blahdy. But you can get Yeah,
it's a myth. Hey, John, we can get car detailing.
I could always use some car detailing. Yeah. Wait a minute,
can I get car detailing with no money to?
Yeah, you can?
Do I get a better deal with the beans? I mean, there's a guy
give me a discount because I use them? I don't think so. It was
a Polish the very first Polish shop excepting they're called
BTCs muffler.pl. It's in Polish. No wonder I can't read it. I
don't know. So I'm not too big. In other words,
the answer to the queries is no. And I go into the beans or bits
or coins. We're not
getting into beans, and not a good idea at all. Oh, my
goodness. Give me a nation lowlands. I just wanted to say a
big shout out to the slaves there in the flatlands as the
Uber Lords have now come out with cameras. And this is this
is pretty unique. Now it used to be the gateway nation as the
United Kingdom was kind of the beta test. But it looks like the
lowlands is now going much further. So of course, they
already have all of the cameras that you know, with license
plate recognition, those are everywhere United States as
well. But what they're being used for now in the lowlands is
to detect erratic behavior while driving, meaning you're probably
drunk. So they basically just skin you. If they see you like
doing a crazy move on the highway, you're gonna get pulled
over immediately or just visit at home, because they have your
details from the license plate recognition. I'm gonna go see if
you're drunk or if you use drugs. And this is all totally
approved and it's all cool. Good luck down there. People wonder
why I don't want to go back to Holland, even to visit
I don't know why it's turning to such a fascist dictatorship.
And then finally, I think I was just one week too early. I
predicted on the last show. I said we're going to have a
national disaster some form of natural disaster. And by the
way, since we have millions of acres of farmland being flooded
on purpose in the south, that the Army Corps of Engineers are
blowing up levees. Why isn't the President visiting those
farmers? Why isn't he down there? Why isn't he saying hi to
everybody? And hey, sorry about this. This really sucks. Why
isn't he saying that? Why isn't he going down there? Why is
there nothing about this? Nothing, nothing. Nothing. Well,
Brian Williams predicts what's going to happen. Now we have to
turn to the Midwest. We think this story is going to occupy a
lot of our time and attention next week. It's already been an
awful flooding season if you live in Memphis or the
surrounding area. All eyes now are on that Mississippi River.
They are looking for perhaps the second highest crest in US
history, perhaps in the next five days. And B C's Ron Mott is
in Memphis on some hollow ground there in that city. Ron? Good
evening. Yeah. So that's what's going to be occupying our time
next week. Brian Williams predicts it.
Now Brian? Well, at least they give us a heads up so we can
look for by the way, if this was the George Bush administration,
they didn't show up down there. They'd be giving him nothing but
grief because he hates black
people.
He hates black people.
Maybe Obama hates black people. Does Oh, my God, they hang out
with some black people. And that's no good. I don't want to
do that. I don't know. I find it abhorrent that the President of
the United States not a single person from the administration
is going down there to just hold these people's hands or
whatever.
Yeah, that he will they were totally wiped out in Alabama.
Yeah. Well, I
mean, you know, he did go down briefly for the tornado victims.
But this is like the Army Corps of Engineers is blowing up
stuff. And purposely the States tried to sue the government to
say, No, you can't do this. And they lost the judge threw it
out. Nothing, not a single word about it. No, instead, let's go
talk about Wales with Joe Biden. i The whole thing is just
bugging me. So I would say since we have these beached pilot
whales in Florida, I believe it's on the west coast of
Florida. I'd say look for some, quote, natural disaster.
Remember, the 16th is national level exercise, FEMA will be
conveniently in the area. So you all might want to consider
moving to higher ground
five days in advance of the 21st.
That's right, we're all going to die.
Well, not everybody, a lot of people are going to be dragged
up to heaven against their will or, you know, maybe voluntarily
or happily, and they should at least to help us out by going to
a no agenda. nation.com
Now we're divorced.org/na I'm really sorry, John, I I commend
your veracity for hanging in there. I know you could probably
barely understand anything, and it was hardly noticeable. How
irritated you actually are about at all. So why don't you tweet
at Comcast cares and tell them they are
douchebags Well, working on it for the day. Hopefully we'll
have a connection by Thursday or by Tuesday evening.
Coming to you from get my nation Western the People's Republic of
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