gerrymandering isn't in the Constitution. Adam curry, John
C. Dvorak.
Monday, November 7 2011. Time you're getting my nation media
assassination episode 354 This is no agenda. Covering the award
for Best cop podcast in the university at the hilltop
Watchtower crock pot command center get money from the
People's Republic of Southern California. Yay. In the morning,
everybody. I'm Adam curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley where it's a beautiful day in
the neighborhood. I'm John C. Dvorak. Raglan Buzzkill.
That's right, the best podcast in the universe.
But apparently not. According to the Podcast Awards. What
do you mean, if you go to bed, the best podcast in the
universe.com and you come to our show, that's clearly where the
winners Congratulations, my friend.
Well, congratulations to you. morning's greeting so all the
ships at sea, yes. And the boots on the ground and the feet in
the air and the foots in the beaches and everybody in between
and all
of our China friends. In the morning, everybody in the chat
room, of course hanging out on this Monday morning in Gitmo
nation. Had no agenda chat. dotnet no agenda stream.com.
Good to see everybody. We have a quorum, which is always nice to
see. Sorry about yesterday, you were warned. Not everyone got
the memo? Of course. It's always it always amazes me.
You know, when you when I mean we do a mailing every month.
Yeah, and only, I don't know if typically 55% of the people open
it. And then other ones say, you know, what do we also have?
Like, Eric, you know, you have all our nights get these rings.
And so he has to send out an email asking for the ring sizes,
and then you never reply back to about a half of them. And then
everybody else sends me email complaining. I don't know why,
you know, why didn't you send me sending I don't know who to talk
to
trust me. It's not just you who gets the email that after you
don't answer, then I get the email.
But it's like they had it. They knew if they would open their
email.
I know. I know. Maybe we should start a Facebook page. That
seems to work.
That doesn't work either.
No, it doesn't. For some reason, my tweet got stuck on Facebook
and people got the Facebook message today. That said, hey,
no agenda tomorrow. Now it put in add to that the time change
that we had here. I messed up as risk confusing. It really is.
So how was your little trip to the San Francisco Bay area?
It was very nice. Thank you very much. We did our annual hosting
duties for the resurge Gala, which is the charity for messed
up kids worldwide, which we always do. And I think we raised
just shy of a million dollars, which was really nice. Wow.
Yeah. That's cool. That was cool. And I did a good Kim
Kardashian joke which really hit which I was happy about. Okay,
yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna do it here. But no, no, no, no, no,
no, it was
like mine. We want to hear the joke. So that we want to hear
the joke.
It won't work. I'll try. But that's the joke. So the room is
filled with venture capitalists in the medical field and doctors
and, and they're trophy wives. Some of them were actually real
wives, but a lot of more than you know.
Could you tell ya?
Yeah. So I figured that would work with them. And I said, you
know, because Mickey had a beautiful opening speech about
how fantastic to work isn't everything. Yeah, really nice.
And the tone is set. Like you know, that we do live in very
crazy times. You can't turn on the television or open a paper
and see news about what I say yes, sovereign. Sovereign
breakups. I can't remember what's with like sovereign
breakups. It doesn't work, John, anyway.
Do the job.
About sovereign breakups monetary demise. A culture of
meaning the screw the rest, but enough about Kim Kardashian, his
wedding, it was something like that. Oh, I
Okay. That's that's a standard style set of jokes. Yeah. Well,
I being to being to being to being this, you know, sent him
off in a different direction than dropped.
Exactly. I know.
They weren't they weren't getting the big laugh at that
joke. Yeah, that
was the laugh. That was the one and now look at these children
with cleft lips and burn wounds. How are you doing everybody?
Good evening. What was really telling though, is they had this
auction at the end and that's where they raise all the money.
And it was sad. Because you know what item you know, they have
like you can you can bid on a trip to go on one of their
missions. You know, there's all kinds of money Easy things you
can bid on you know what the one of the highest things was the
one of the highest winning items. Two tickets to the final
live show of American Idol.
Wow. Yeah, I know. That's kind of like, pathetic. Well,
actually is great,
because now I know next year just got to get more of that
crap. We will raise more money.
So anyways, oh, our audience isn't that isn't the same our
audience
is getting by on like that audience press me. But anyway, I
appreciate everyone indulging in and letting us do the show on
Monday. And the sole reason for that is we did it last year and
I did from the hotel and the connectivity sucked and it was
hard getting the show uploaded and we getting kicked out of the
room. And
you know that I remember getting kicked out of the room. That was
a good one.
Right. And the thing is on Saturday night, just to carry by
that almost sounded like it was here. And you know, I don't have
enough time to prep and there's so much going on. I was
extremely wrong, though. Wow. Was it? Was I off the mark? Oh,
Jake, read it in the book. Yeah, well, you don't have to write it
in the book, you can cross it off. I thought we were for sure.
I thought we were going to get a referendum in Greece. And it
would be rigged. Instead, we got a new prime minister and a whole
new government. This is interesting. Of course, I went
to go look up. So what happened? So instead of the slaves of
Greece getting a chance to actually say no, we don't want
these austerity measures, which is I think another word for
slavery. Instead of that. Let's just make a government that a
new government that and you won't be you didn't vote on this
government, you Greek friends, and listen to the guy they put
in charge. Lucas Papademos. Have you done any investigation on
our friend Lucas? No. Well, let's see. Lucas Demetrious
poppin Deimos, as a former Vice President of the European
Central Bank. That's one currently serving as a visiting
professor of public policy at the Kennedy School of Government
at Harvard University. Fine Greek school. He attended the
Massachusetts Institute of Technology gaining a degree in
physics in 1970, a master's degree in electrical engineering
in 1972, and a doctorate in economics in 1978. He followed
an academic career at Columbia University, where he taught
economics from 75 to 1984. Again, another fine Greek
school, he served as the senior economist at the Federal Reserve
Bank of Boston. And after leaving the Bank of Greece,
where he also served, he became the vice president to John
Claude T. Che at the European Central Bank, and he is my
favorite. Since 1998. He has been a member of the Trilateral
Commission.
That's a drinking club. This is great.
This is like just make every banker should be a prime
minister's perfect, who cares anymore.
So what you actually were predicting, which was that the
Greek story in the pocket of the United States is actually is
actually true. enough in the plot? Yeah,
I didn't see I didn't see through it far enough. Yeah. And
then I started looking at you know what other bankers have
just moved into new spots. This Mario Draghi guy, the, the head
of the new head of the European Central Bank, he used to be at
Goldman Sachs. So funny. Like, hello, you're on your own and
run by the banks. And you didn't vote them in. They just showed
up. Congratulations to y'all everybody. That's just great. So
funny.
Definitely funny.
So we had the big G 20, over the weekend. And I was watching some
someone sent me a link to a French like comedy news program,
but they actually they got a quote from about two quotes from
Obama that we didn't see or hear over here. And this one, it may
be a little hard to hear. So I'll after I play it, it's just
very, very short. So Obama sitting down, it's like kind of
one of those press things where the whole table is filled with
all the douchebags and that they asked him you know, so what are
you going to do while you're here and can miss the president
and the accident and kind of like French accent of Cuba, you
go. Back Obama, what are you going to do? And you're here in
Canada, first of all? Some movies?
You hear that? Yes, she's gonna go see some movies.
I'm hoping to go see some movies. at the film festival
Yeah. Wait, wait a minute. This isn't the fact that this is not
the film festival. That's not okay. What? Hey, Valerie
Valerie, you told me this is gonna be the worst Cloney
no movies here at all. Where's Clooney?
And then he does a speech next to Nicolas Sarkozy. If you've
got to pronounce it, it's not cozy. And he slams the guy. Did
you see this? No, it was great. Yeah.
And finally, I want to make mention that this is our first
meeting since the arrival of the newest Sarkozy. And so I want to
congratulate Nicola and Carla on the birth of Julia. And I
informed Nicola on the way in that I am confident that Julia
inherited her mother's looks rather than her father's. Which
the crowd is like I think is an excellent excellent, so now
he's an excellent thing is an excellent thing that he's not
like that ugly
f we share. One of the greatest challenges and blessings of life
is looking ugly.
You know, the thing is, is that I don't know if Obama realizes
this, but Sarkozy thinks he's good looking. I know this guy's
got the hot babe.
I know. It was like Sarkozy sitting there like, Hey, you
look at your heavy look at your your accessory bitch.
It's like, wow, that's between our two women. It was
like that's that was pretty outrageous. It's like
it's your some idiot didn't have in the White House. Obviously
thought it was funny. That or Obama actually thought it. He
wrote it wrote his own material.
Now he didn't write his own material, please. Now they've
changed so much staff that there's a new writer and but it
kind of bombed and there was a little bit of a, I would think a
little bit Ha ha ha, you just call the French guy ugly.
I like that. Good work. Good work. Yeah, talking about Bush
making gas.
Yeah, really? President? Yeah, one just Pucon him. The other,
are you well, there you go. Bush Bush. And there was some serious
talk though. Haiku Herman came out. And, of course, we now know
as, as we've discussed on the program many times because we
read the documents at the Troika, the IMF, the European
Starfleet Command, and the European Central Bank will be
performing surveillance on Italy. So they're going to be
boots on the ground, surveilling to make sure that there's no
bunga bunga parties that aren't accounted for. And, and so the
question was posed to haiku Herman like, Hey, aren't you
like, aren't you like, a dictator?
We haven't put Italy in a corner. Not at all. They
proposed them themselves, to invite the International
Monetary Fund's
watin come by for I mean, the National Monetary Fund 40
To make that kind of monetary. And we decided already the
European Council Starfleet Command on the monitoring by the
European Commission, which is the most fundamental one. Yeah,
so there is all the discussions we had we the Italian
authorities was in a very serene atmosphere.
Do you say I think he meant serene, but it's came out like
Syrian, which is like, okay, alright, Syrian atmosphere,
not in an atmosphere of diktat imposing them. So I'm not in
an atmosphere of diktat imposing. It's not like that Not
Not Not, not not. No, it
was in an atmosphere of cooperation, enhancing the
credibility of the program situation of Italy is totally
different. And the situation comparable differently the
situation in Greece Yes,
because they have a bunker bunker parties totally
different. Yes, longer Bhangra in Italy. No, Bongo Bongo in
Greece. So the just continues to be a shambles over there. It's
great. It's really, really great. And then Uncle Joe, I
guess that Obama was too busy with the, you know, flying back
from, from the Cannes Film Film Festival. So Joe had to do the
weekly address. And, and, of course, Joe does what he does
best. He's out there campaigning, trying to get some
college kids to vote for him.
This is Joe Biden, everybody. I'm speaking to you from the
University of Pittsburgh, where I just spoke to students here
about what we've done to help ease the burden on them when it
comes to the rising cost of tuition if they vote for me, and
the accumulated student debt, and what we're going to do to
help create jobs when they graduate if they vote for me.
You know, today we found out we've had a 20th month in a row
where we've increased private sector jobs.
How can he be bragging about that? That is not yet you lost?
100,000 Because you need to create at least a quarter
million a month
now. 150 Oh, really? Well, he's
50 is the baseline so they still lost the 50 Grand 50,000
E's. Yeah, because they got 80,000 new jobs. 150 So they're
still they're getting, it's getting worse
in the hole. It's government math is different than what you
and I use
104,000 As of this month 104,000 private sector jobs. But as all
of you know, that's not nearly enough. Now we have to increase
the pace. We have to act now. Everything.
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, it's not the you know the meme. John,
come on now say it with me now. What's the name?
I don't know, I have a great way of forgetting memes. All right,
it's coming up this
economy moving and to grow jobs. President Obama is on his way
back from France. And we've just met with the leaders of the 20
largest economies in the world and watch the we've heard our
European friends to step up and stabilize their own economies.
Because if they fail, it will affect the whole world. To many
Americans are still struggling to many college students here at
the University of Pittsburgh and elsewhere are worried about the
rising cost of tuition, and the increasing and accumulation of
rising it.
Yeah,
exactly. Well vote for me, otherwise, you'll die. No, the
meme John is we can't wait.
Well, we think everybody should pay their fair share. And that's
why we added a small surtax on the first dollar after a person
makes his first million dollars. But to pay for
it after you make your first million, then you got to pay a
little extra as CK
heard us. That's a small price to pay to put hundreds of 1000s
of people back to work.
So wasn't going to put anyone back to
work. Well, the government jobs, they Oh, it's the government
jobs. Yeah, wait, we can't wait. We can't wait. Can't wait.
We can't wait. That's why the President's began to use his
executive power.
Now this is very interesting. Because this comes back in
another clip that I had right after this he's starting to use
so we can't wait not listen to what he's saying. We can't wait.
That's why the President is starting to use his executive
power, ie king like Emperor powers,
and making announcements like one that will put hundreds of
1000s of people will be able to go and refinance their homes
from one 6% interest. They're paying to 4% of what the rate is
now. That would save them $2,000 a year. That's why the President
announced that beginning next year, no student will have to
pay back more than 10% of the discretionary income toward
their student debt. He also announced new regulation
regarding prescription drugs to prevent price gouging,
which is patently untrue, as we discussed, and there's more to
come more to come more to come Hey, stay tuned, more gouging? I
guess so Congress
won't join us. We're gonna continue to act on our own.
If Congress won't join us, we're just going to act on our own
like kings
to make the changes that we can to bring relief to middle class
families and those aspiring to get into the middle class. Look,
a simple look, we refuse to take no for an answer. Okay, no, the
steps taken alone are not going to solve all of our problems but
they will make a difference in the lives of millions of
American families. Right?
So we can't wait to the pulling out this whole the whole
whitehouse.gov is just filled with we can't wait we can't wait
banners at the top is all we can't wait. We can't wait. Screw
Congress screw the system. We can't wait. Now they have this
woman Nancy and depart. That she shouldn't be a Hummer. But she
doesn't quite do it. She had sent out an email blast, which I
received if your which has nothing to do with. I don't
think with what whitehouse.gov should be communicating. The
guy got that blast. I'm on the mailing. Well, I
got it twice. Maybe I got yours. Nancy and Aparo. Nancy
enderpearls is we can't wait. I edited down her statement. Just
what's the
word? What is would it come from what was I want to do a search
to see if I have it.
Nancy Ann. And Nancy, Nancy and Aparo.
DNC did NIC Nancy and that should do it. Yeah, it's
a d p AR
there it is November 4, you tell me. Yeah. You tell me. We can't
wait. You tell me. You want to read through it. Or President
Obama says that we can't wait can't wait Americans back to
work. He's not just talking about the White House. He's
talking about all of us. We can't wait. Can you wait, that
we is everyone?
So here's her her chopped down statement, which is exactly this
is the whole message. We can't wait screw the government. We're
taking care of it. Hi,
my name is Dan Tian deplorable. And I'm the Deputy Chief of
Staff for Policy and a senior adviser to President Obama. We
can't wait for Congress to pull it together to try to help solve
these problems to take the we and we can't wait doesn't just
include those of us who work here at the White House. It
includes everyone. And that's why we're asking for your help.
Let me give you some examples of the kinds of things we've done
so far. All right. Last week, we took action to make it easier
for families to refinance their mortgages and for graduates to
repay their student loans. Yes. The President also announced
steps to put veterans back to work and to help us businesses
create jobs and strengthen their competitiveness in a global
economy. On Monday, the President directed the FDA to
take steps to prevent shortages of critical drugs. And on
Tuesday, the President designated Fort Monroe in
Virginia as an new national monument acts it'll
help teachers do whatever he wants to do. That's it. It's
just done. It's just it everyone's gonna be Yeah, we can
we can't wait. You know, I'm so glad that the President is
finally doing some something here he's taken leadership and
just avoiding the entire process. With an executive
order, you can just do whatever you want, I guess.
This woman's doing well for herself. Depois de parle Hara
has drawn criticism for her lucrative service on corporate
boards after her tenure in the Clinton administration. It was
reported she was paid more than $6 million and served as
Director of half a dozen companies that face federal
investigations, whistleblower lawsuits and other regulatory
actions. Excellent. She's on Boston Scientific at Credo
health Inc. Cerner Corp Divya DaVita, guidant Medco Health
Solutions, specialty labs, and triad hospital, she's a managing
director of CCMP capital.
Well, in that interesting shadow, welcome to parl, senior
senior advisor,
they won't let Hummers into those companies. So So I'm
watching 60 minutes and they had that old, that famous lobbyists
who got thrown in jail, Abram April bluff. And he mentioned
something to me, which I think applies to what we're talking
about here. He mentioned that and he gave it a specific
example of some bill that had a writer that was just this, you
know, when we agreed to repeal section 3.3 dash four, five of
such and such repealing such as it was just a bunch of bullshit.
And it was like maybe three sentences, right? And that
writer turned out to be legalizing gambling someplace,
New York, probably because they're just
back and you'd have to research this and then go back step after
step to figure out what this really was. And everyone just
signed off on it. Yeah, but that because that's what's
so beautiful. This is what I love about the internet. And
that's what I love doing is I get these things, I read through
them. And I go and search for all that stuff. And you find
it's not that hard to do.
No. And that which brought to point to me is that what's wrong
with the staffs of these congressmen that they're not
bringing it that don't do any work at all? I guess now they do
no work at all. Okay, so now I'm wondering about this thing going
on that you're just talking about, which is we can't wait.
And I've got the bill. And I've been looking at 165 pages I
mean, the American Jobs Act, yeah, there is got to be
something in there that is so important to pass. Oh, like that
off you skate and for that one thing like this casino thing
that was the Abramson or Abram Hoff talked about right at and
now I think is going to be a little easier to figure out what
it is if he's going to start throwing things in as executive
orders. What he's going to do is going to be like one of those
mysteries where, you know, like a law and order where they have
five people are shot and it turns out there with the four of
we're just to draw attention away from the fifth guy who was
a hit on right. So there's something in this there is
something well, I
Well, I can remember some of it. One is a couple billion dollars
for high speed rail that was in there. So he has to do that. But
he has to do that for Buffett because he promised that yeah,
there's a lot of
stuff that did a lot of rules and regulations FCC by the way
and people should go get this bill you can download it there's
nothing in the show this is there's no jobs in this bill.
This is bull Corona that's
not true. The jobs that are in the blimp are they had free
slaves? You could get free slaves.
Yeah, you can get a free intern if free slaves
ate and and who the government will pay for?
Yeah, which is interesting. Yeah,
I'd love to get me some.
I wouldn't mind having a few slaves.
I got some cleaning to do.
cleaning to do I gotta sort papers. Yeah,
come on. Hey, we need a slave to clean up, John. No, I'm sorry.
We need a phalanx of slaves to clean up John's office. There
was also the the cheap way for banks to buy homes for nothing.
Remember, I like
every loan in the bank and it's got to be for the maybe for the
bankers, because I know that they're stuck with these tax
bills that they don't want to pay. So that maybe get them off
the hook on that property taxes. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I
think is I think by forcing his hand the Republicans apparently
went completely into this last week, they decided to just talk
about the upholding the motto In God We Trust which was
essentially a form of a filibuster to the so they get to
the end of the week, so they could go on vacation. They're on
vacation this week. Yeah. Nice job you can get so so they
forces Obama's hand to pull these executive orders and I
think maybe that's what this is all about. Is the stall him to
see what cuz he'll reveal that when he puts Executive Order,
probably about the 50s 61 will be the thing that would be the
one we'll be like,
Oh, of course, that's the well, you know what I will make a
commitment to reread the AJ, the American Jobs Act and and see if
I can find it. I think the slaves is a good one though. I
think everyone is aware. Everyone wants a slave.
Yeah, but that can't be that there's no rush. I mean, what's
the rush is well, we got to do this now we got passed this bill
passed this bill. You know, we must act we must do this much.
We know we have to we can't wait. Right seems to me that
there's some reason for rushing and so now he's panicked. It's
got to be probably something before the end of the year has
to happen. And is going to have to be done with an executive
order which will reveal more easily what the brought what the
thing is, because it could be buried that we you know, I could
read the bill and it could be one of these crazy things like
Abram Hoff talked about, which is just some reference that you
just gloss over.
Well, I think it was episode 338 That, that we looked at the
American Jobs Act and I'm pretty sure if you go to 338 dot na
shownotes.com that you can get the the bill from there. And
I'll put another link to it to the PDF in the in the show notes
for today. So we can
believe me, I've also done searches on people who try to go
over this stuff and No, and I haven't found any analysis.
That's Oh, please. Oh, Vegas.
We're better than that.
We're better than there's nobody doing anything. It's just
pathetic.
We're better than that, man. All right. So now we'll look into it
but I think your assessment is probably right arm there's
there's something there that we just haven't seen yet. We just
haven't. We just haven't caught it.
Yeah, well, we will. Yeah, you can run but you can't have as
right. That's right, because we are the best podcast in the
universe.
So while we're the best podcast in the universe, you probably
should thank our three executive producers for today's show. Yes,
let's do that. And we have one from I don't know if I have a
note that we get enough from Oscar Nadal who is our executive
producer with came in with 333 33 No, I didn't see
anything. We know from reason to wanna. Maybe they won't let the
correspondents go across the river. But I want to thank Oscar
for becoming an executive producer. I also want to just I
know he didn't put it in to be executive producer. But I want
to put Baron Vaughn pals mockers Yeah, in as executive producer,
although what he would actually did was 1234 palindromes.
Yeah. And we're that he's created three knighthoods, and
he came up with a nice idea, doing an 11 1111 sweepstakes.
And the idea is with his three palette was for Palindrome
donations today with the ones he already did, because he had
12345 and he had a couple others. Now wait a minute, that
wasn't the Palindrome which one is that he have?
1131111411 right. 5111161111711
right. So now he's his Hey, with this he's created three
additional knighthoods and he wants us on the 13th show on the
November 13 goes, of course, the 1111 Levin falls on this Friday.
He wants us to pick 311 11 donors regardless whether it's
111 11 or 1111, or 11 1111 1111 1111. And crown
them knights courtesy of Baron Stefan from Pels markers in in
Gitmo nation. Brussel sprout
has the ability to create knights at will apparently you
imagine being
that powerful. You think Zuckerberg is powerful man.
Yeah, Vaughn Pels, muckers has got to Zuckerberg beat Hell
yeah,
he's like, ah, when I get up in the morning, I create
knighthoods.
So you want to do that on Thursday show? Do you want to
just push it to push? No. And until after Sunday to Sunday?
Yeah,
that'd be cool. Yeah, because everyone has still has a chance
to donate on 1111 Because I know a lot of people actually want to
donate a combination of 1111 at 1111 on the 11th of the 11th of
2011.
It probably bring down Pay Pal. Anonymous has got nothing on
Sar. She
blows. That's right. No, that'd be cool. So okay, and then we
have a third. Do we have a third executive producer? Did
you know we have to? No, we have no we have two executive
producers and two Associate Executive producers. Okay. And
one is the VLA Maloney I guess it'd be the pronunciation from
Helsinki John and Adam I've been listening to show since 2008 I
discovered no agenda was on sick leave and had nothing to do
somehow I actually managed to find your show on the podcast on
your My then cutting edge II 71 You're
most right. That's I think it was I wonder helm who put us
somehow got us into the Podcast Directory on the Nokia platform
which is probably still there actually
yeah maybe yeah, give Nokia some karma if you feel like it they
could use it I agree with
a big shot of karma you've got karma it's too bad they never
really got the good smartphones because yeah, I always liked
their phones I use the 71 a lot the hardware
was very very nice battery life
hardware
is still a good good phone. Yeah, after a couple years old
after a couple of shows I was hooked the only downside being
the stitches on my stomach which could barely take it but it
would really hit me was Adam curry and John C Dvorak
together. I remember Adam from television when I was a teenager
music box then later MTV but after I had no clue what was
going on in his career as and John is an IT journalist tech
geek guru has caused are familiar to me and many it
magazines but what on earth were Adam and former v j and John the
it journalist doing together and why? We still don't have the
answer. Don't know. We haven't figured it out years and few 100
episodes later. I know and oh boy, am I happy that Axl Rose
got Adam fired from headbangers ball that even remotely helped
that and become the pod father and start no agenda I've donated
earlier and we've gotten at least one other person that 111
Yeah, and then I'm cut off here so
well, I'm happy thank you Axel.
Axel Thank you Axl Rose much. Yeah, Nolan was in a Toro hunger
which I don't know where that is because they don't have the
second thing to it. $220 and that by the way, V les Maloney
was 222 22 and this 220 In the morning gentlemen just like they
say thanks once again for the continued thought provoking
entertainment you provide with every episode could I also ask
for a Karma shout out to my darling wife Jill for upcoming
job interview. Yeah,
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that's been Hotmail
baby.
You've got karma I love it when our our producers get their kids
to say things like milk. It's so good
to play the dead again. You didn't hear it? It was it was
actually kind of distorted play just by itself.
Okay, hold on a second. Here we go.
That's one hot milk baby.
I thought he said a hot Male No, that's
one hot milk baby. Kids like eight
Yeah, we get we gotta get more kids to say stay Yeah, go to the
funniest thing I've always wanted to do is to go to a
school and you know, tell him you know that you do these audio
things and get a like a whole classroom of like, first graders
to say different things because a gold group of kids saying and
chorus deal with various sayings and comments is hilarious. It
just sounds hilarious. And I you know, so if anyone's got a
school full of kids, and we mic up let me
give you a little example of what that might sound like in
the morning Oh, boy
adios. still my favorite. Now do you have any kids? Because that
was Rick Perry. Right? Yeah.
You can host the show next year.
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A we need all the help we can get. Now of course there is
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exciting thing coming up one of our producers out there I he
sent me the PDF I don't know if he wants to a premium offer he
does he has a website where you can download PDFs you pay for
him it's like you know a couple bucks and you can fold stuff out
of the you know, you cut it you cut out whatever is on the on
the once you've printed it out, you cut it out. And then you
fold it and then it becomes like a thing. Right? It's like
origami only for different objects. And he's created a no
agenda drone that Yeah, that's really nice. Yeah, has all the
lettering and everything on it. So probably by Thursday show
he'll have that up and it'll be a premium item you can purchase
from his website portion of those proceeds of course go into
no agenda show.com and create your own no agenda drone. Which
I think is nice to
get one of those myself. Yeah,
it's a project can't wait to fold and be good.
My daughter kind of got into a little origami. She also makes
us she went out of her way to and she probably would do this
I'd give it to her. She makes she went did a lot of research
online for paper planes and she makes one she makes a paper
plane that really works Yes. I mean like really works like if
you throw it off the porch it goes for like about a half a
mile Wow. I mean, but it's really elaborate it's got little
flaps and it's got it's just Brits right it's too much work
to actually make I just to do the three folds and make up a
kind of a dark
having seen the pictures of the no agenda drone not thinking
it's going to fly very far. On motorized. Not gonna fly too
far. Speaking of which. Folding, I'm just going to transition
this into envelopes. A lot of people emailed me this video,
and I'm sure you receive that as well. It probably went some
version of viral in case you didn't see this. It's so
solidifies what we're always talking about how news is not
news in Gitmo nations, all over Gitmo nation, not just here in
the United States. And how essentially one news feed is
news everywhere regardless of how stupid it is, and it's
exactly identical. This is the Conan O'Brien thing. You saw
this.
Yeah, play it.
So just to set up because I didn't want to put the whole
setup in there. Conan O'Brien is going to wear the gay couple on
the air. And so they sent out a press release I presume, and
they had a little montage of all the local news stations in the
United States and how they reacted to this news talk show
host Conan O'Brien may be about to push the envelope on late
night television
Conan O'Brien may be able to push the envelope on late night
television Conan O'Brien may be about to push the envelope on
late night television Conan O'Brien may be about to push the
envelope on late night television Conan O'Brien may be
about to push the envelope on his late night television Conan
O'Brien may be about to push the envelope on late night
television Conan
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television Conan O'Brien may be about to push the envelope on
late night TV on an O'Brien may be about to push the envelope on
late night television Conan
O'Brien may be about to push the envelope on late night
television Conan O'Brien may be about to push the envelope once
again on late night TV Conan O'Brien may be about to push the
envelope on late night television Conan O'Brien is
looking to push the envelope on late night television a Conan
O'Brien may be about to push the envelope on late night TV. Brian
may be about to push the envelope on late night
television Conan
O'Brien may be about to push the envelope on late night
television coming into Ryan may be about to push the envelope on
late night television Conan O'Brien may be preparing to push
the envelope.
So I thought it was great. Of course we would had a very
different response. I have to say Andy Richter's punch line
was the best ever
We've got God bless our media, we gotta get an envelope. That
was a good line. But the way some of people, some of the
people punch it up a little different one Oh, yeah, who
changed the word is this obviously was right in the press
release, people just read right from it. We know this, they do
this on the newspapers. Same thing. And generally speaking,
you know, John Stewart deconstructs this. In other
words, you can figure out where the news is coming from. But
this is the first good example of somebody overtly pushing the
news out, and then bringing back the stories exactly as written.
Well, the good news about this, John, is that of course, when
the media is so replicable, it's extremely hackable. So once you
get a good meme out there, which has a message in it, it'll just
repeat it. So that's kind of the good news. We just have to
figure out how to how to we can't even crack the Podcast
Awards, unfortunately.
Those things did you think somebody pointed out that should
have been called the bot awards?
Yeah, I was so sad that we're supposed to announce it. And I'd
like Todd and everything. You know, the guy who puts that
together, it seems like a nice guy. He's actually a donor. But
you know, he's like, yeah, we'll announce the show at 130. And,
you know, I'm waiting. I'm Wait, it's like 430 is still no, it's
like, okay, and or whatever. And then the the gaming podcast
wins. Yeah. All right. Okay. For best political podcasts, I
think.
It's pretty weird. So anyway, one of the things that since we
do the show on Monday, I decided to watch early Sunday morning
TV, I did the same Interesting. Well, so I got to catch a few
interesting. I saw a trend that's a dead end, but I thought
was interesting. And I watched a couple of TV cartoon shows.
Did you get clips from the cartoons? Oh, yeah, of course.
And then i i But the one that got me the kind of caught my
attention, but first of all, there's a lot of CART a lot the
jingle, the world of jingles is alive and well.
You don't say
reels.
Yeah, well, let's play a couple of these. These are commercials
that I don't think are going to make us commercial. But one of
them this one is kind of I within this commercial as the
Hey, hey, Moxie girl commercial where this girl's got a little
walking horse. I mean, his little doll it's a doll with the
walking horse. And then they show the horse kissing the girl
and I thought that that was a bit of Beast reality the way
they did that and I thought it was interesting that they would
get away with it but play that one and we'll talk about it
to the table and now let's rise Sophina with cricket
Moxie is really kissing girls horse riding clubs off horses
and stable ETL separately.
Well, clearly it's to train girls to like Hillary Clinton.
There was lots of clippity clop in there was
a good Liberty clop clippity close and the sound effects by
this is like a tribute to Jeff Smith. Yeah, and by
the way, this is what you should be hearing on television. I
mean, that's no better or worse than the Moxie girl commercial.
No, that's
actually better. Yeah, thank you catch here. So then they want I
ran into this one, which was a commercial for Livia some doll
or something in that and it's selling a doll house. And I
don't know about you. But when did little girls all of a sudden
say Argh. And would it be pirates?
I'm Olivia. This is my house. It opens to so many rooms. What
would be really great is if it were a pirate ship. It splits
into a pirate ship our where's the telly scope?
Oh boy. Maybe bedtime. Olivia are the new Libya to in one
place that we 23 play pieces. It's adventure to go Olivia is
her world Welcome to it.
Well, that is very obvious. That is another plug for Hillary
Clinton. You know we came we saw he died har
Telesco as me tennis go.
Hey, well, I'll tell you why I found a commercial to John. It's
the Cradle of Life. As the center of civilization
died one might say it's the most powerful thing on earth. What
could it be? What is the most powerful thing on earth John?
Hillary Clinton close.
So Come on ladies show it a little love cleansing lesson
cloths from Summer's Eve hail to the V.
Watt hail to the beach. It was for soap it for
a vaginal wash a douche bag if you will.
A commercial cat
hailed to the Wii. There you go. That's all part of our vagina
extravaganza on television hail to the me you had held to the
foot now it's held to the Wii.
You know I did this stuff still doesn't work like a good jingle.
No.
I mean, you should. If you see something wash something. I
mean, they got to do something better with
that you try the I got another short one. I had to cut this one
down because it was a little too long. It was like a two minute
commercial.
I can see Jeff Smith going right now. Oh, I can't I gotta make a
vagina commercial.
Happy Napper song.
Oh my goodness. Okay, boy
you can be happy. Every happy now Bert is reversible. They go
from a comfy pillows to a lovable friend with a simple
zip. still play with you all day. Then you can test them
inside to sleep the night away
what is this? They'll make all your dreams come true bullcrap.
The Happy mapper day. Here's what I'll make your dreams come
true. Human. If you smell something, rinse something.
My goodness jingles. snapper is a convertible pillow that turns
into a stuffed animal and then it folds up into a pillow.
Nice happy nappers. Well, at least we have led this charge
John, we have shown the world that jingles are the way to
program people's brains to vorak.org/n A we know it's
working.
What else you guys? Uh, well, I just don't tell them it around.
So I turned in, I ended up the world watching all these crazy
things. I ran into a staff meeting at the New York Times
where they're talking about doing celebrity news and how
they're gonna go about it. It was very interesting. Meaning
like New York Times deciding to do celebrity news. This is
like TMZ or something. Now all of a sudden, it's just hard. Too
bad. There
aren't any movie stars living around here?
Yeah, that makes a great story. And you know, there is a star
who lives around here. Who could trees Claire, who? Well, she's
not a star star. But she helped you make up for a car commercial
last year.
That's practically a star. Yeah.
I knew that I knew there was going to be one of those. You
always do that to me.
And the follow up when they finally get down to the
investigative part. The New York Times meeting continues with the
New York Times meeting with investigative reporters, which
is the second clip. I don't see. It's there. It's under and God
We Trust wrapped him on two weeks vacation.
Oh, well. Thanks. How am I supposed to guess that?
5678 turned out Mr. Speaker. This one I've listened to this.
Talking about New York Times meeting with investigative
reporters. Crap. Hold on. Oh, never heard of any movie stars
living around here?
Well, da. That's what makes it an ultra secret. Who is this
person? Yeah. What's your name? Sorry. You can't say? Yeah, she
made his promise not to tell who she was.
Oh, I think I know who it is. You do Lucy? DeCarlo. Right.
Oh, yeah. Lucy DeCarlo. Right.
Can we see where she lives? No, we promise to respect your
privacy. Right? A reporters word is important. I'm impressed with
your skills as investigative journalists. So what's your next
big news story?
Oh, just wait and see. Yeah,
it's going to talk this one by a mile. Come on. Tell us
what's going on one of these undercover videos at Jay Rosen's
class J school. It was
the exact it was a Bill Keller was that was the and then
there's a couple of these journalists, the investigative
reporters times. All right, no more No more. No more No more,
no more land No more. No more there is no more I don't have
any more good is a show called horse land. And it's had this
these two girls who were reporters for the school paper,
whatever and they were, they were also bloggers and they
started making stories up. And it was very it was actually one
of the funnier things I've ever seen on television even though
it seemed to me to be marginalizing the whole news.
The news as it exists, or it was a it's a piece of brainwashing
Yeah, definitely lated
or program programming, to you know, to the kids think that
that's real news. Okay. That's how it works. That's what news
is. I got it. Now I understand it. I thought it was just not
news. But now I understand is Real News. That's possible. It
could be there was an actual movie star in the News. This
week. Well, news with the Piers Morgan brought Ben Stiller on to
talk about his coincidentally timed movie, which of course
totally explains the Occupy Wall Street movement which he's
really like he's angry about it when Piers Morgan starts saying
well that's kind of coincidental that your your your movie is
about douchebags on Wall Street and people getting angry about
it and GE couldn't do any better with this promotional so
fantastically
well timed as you can imagine this movie coming out with
Occupy Wall Street kicking off all over the country. It
couldn't be better time we're gonna find out now if this is a
popular movement or not. i Your ratings, I
guess so. All right. If you want to, you know if you want to do
it that way. would want done?
I feel like the movie is reflective of the situation
we're in economically and when we started working on the movie,
it was like that. I didn't even think we would still be in the
situation.
How can you have not thought that?
What What a lie is that that's a lie. Why would you do that?
Yeah, we were gonna do this movie about something that knew
was going to be completely blow it would completely blow over by
the time we got the movie out. So we'd make no money. Yeah,
what do you just said?
Really? Yeah, really? Just yeah, we didn't expect that at all or
making the film when the movie came out. We I didn't know.
Nice guys get done in by capitalists Fat Cat greedy get.
Yeah. And then seek horrific revenge,
which is sort of a timeless concept. Yeah. And it does
happen to be indicative of where we're at now is Alan Alda is in
this thing. It's just it's like the whole Occupy Wall. You know,
they had this movie. And they just released it now. That's
That's what Ben Stiller wanted MIT. It's not like this movie.
Oh, boy. We just finished it boy and that coincidental now?
Do we have a rap date? It's got it's available. We should get a
subscription to The Hollywood Reporter because they keep all
that information. I'm sure you can get that on IMDb. And it
probably was the name of the movie
Tower Heist. And it's about Alan Alda plays the Wall Street
douchebag Yeah, can find it right here. I can tell you
exactly when this thing was wrapped. came out in November.
Okay, we understand that. I don't have you need I guess you
need the professional version. All right, thanks. Thanks for
Thanks for nothing. IMDB. Not helpful.
Yeah, he just doesn't have it. No. But the release date, but
you know, what, number four is how perfect
but occupy is. We already identified what was happening
with this. Remember, our guys at Occupy Los Angeles left because
they start doing weddings? Well, this of course is now the hot
new wedding ticket. Occupy, occupy Philadelphia Here we go.
So they're doing the human microphone for the wedding vows.
And this and this, of course is now the news. Like it's great.
Go to Occupy Wall Street get married.
So play here's so in Oakland, the old communist herself.
Angela Davis shows up and she starts yakking about stuff and
then you could see that there's like becoming a brainwashing
thing because they make him repeat everything. But the joke
of this one is that as you listen to this Angela Davis
thing, she has a mic and amplifier, but
1000s had flooded downtown Oakland. I'm sorry. Is that the
general strike one?
No. Angela Davis in Oakland. Yeah,
that would make sense, wouldn't it? The day of action was a
famous author, activist and scholar. My name is Angela
Davis. honored to be with you today. As we
demonstrate to the government of the city of Oakland, I think we
should just start this ourselves. No agenda podcast,
come on chat room, no agenda podcast is the best podcast is
the best podcast in the universe in the universe. devora.org de
bourgh.org/na/na. Is not you know, I have to say, though,
that it is it is a very, very powerful tool of use
differently. In Chicago. Scott Walker, who was the was the
governor of Minnesota, right? He's the guy yeah, he was
talking at some elitist douchebag breakfast thing, and
like bankers and the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, and all of
a sudden, he gets the dreaded Mic check. And it was it was I
have to say, it totally screw these guys. They had no idea how
to deal with it listen to this public private entity, whose
sole purpose is to cover some stigmas.
It just goes on and on. And then he like, the moderator comes
back on stage and he tries to stop, but they're handing out
there must have been 50 people there. And I think this is a
great idea, but you need to do it in Congress at the
congressional hearings, just my check my check, because whenever
you scream that everyone is like, everyone knows exactly
what's gonna happen. And when you have 50 people screaming the
same thing. It's frightening to these elitists. It's scary. You
can see them all like, what was the guy's like with the mic?
He's like trying to override the crowd. No way. It's not
happening. That I think is a great outcome. It's a very
powerful tool, if you use it in this way, to disrupt that
disrupt things is great. It really works. I love it.
So back to Angela Davis. So glad you agree. Yeah, no, I do. I
think it's a funny idea. You brought it up before you think
that somebody should have Mic check. No agenda, no agenda.
Yeah.
My check. Adam curry, Adam curry, John C. Dvorak, John C.
Dvorak, the best podcast the best podcast in the universe in
the universe.
So anyway, Angela does this this you know call and data that they
just like repeat after me is what is just become but tell me
if you can catch the little this like she's remember she's a
communist. See if you can catch the little bitty just a little
subtle kind of thing where you kind of answer but it's not
really what she says next, but you you're already kind of into
it. Is this the genuine strike thing? Yeah, no, no, this is
Angela Davis clip that you?
Oh, the one I interrupted. Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, the real point I'm trying to make was something else.
Okay.
was a famous author, activist and scholar. Now what am I
supposed to be listening for her?
Move it up a little bit. So she's she's yakking away and she
starts to say, here's what we want. And here's what we want.
And then she starts naming things. And then she drops kind
of a bomb in there that you go, Oh, wait a minute, but she
doesn't pull it. It's you'll see that we'll talk about it.
In defense of Scott Olson.
To community, to education, to free education to free health
care, to housing. Happiness. Didn't you want to say free?
Yes, I did. I want to say free housing. Exactly. Wow.
Very nice, slick, said old kami. That's like got all the tricks.
You know, and she had everybody because when I saw it, that's
the first thing that came to mind. Yeah, free housing the way
she did it. I was in
fact, I was ready. I was ready to laugh out loud at it, but it
didn't. Oh, wow. That is That is real programming right there.
bah. Bah,
bah, who is she again? Angela Davis, look her up. She's an all
hack from Berkeley, the Berkeley area then she became a professor
or something. But she's, she's, you know, an old socialist
troublemaker from the 60s.
So Michael Moore is getting hammered at this Occupy Wall
Street thing. Because remember, the guy we had was like, Don't
you have 50 million which by the way, of course the guy doesn't
have 50 million in cash and he's doing doing real well with 50
million in cash a lot of money. So that's that of course is
bullcrap. But now he's getting all all defensive. He's like, no
just want you to raise my taxes. And so the guy from Denver, he
was in Denver for a book signing. Oh, boy. Oh, imagine
that. How is that possible? Coincidence? I think not. And
then he's got his his Goon Squad surrounding his SUV, so they
doesn't get attacked as he goes to the bookstore. And then he
gets out and then the local reporter asked him about the 50
million. Michael. Michael, it's rumored you're worth 50 million.
Aren't you? Part of the 1%? Aren't you part of the 1%?
I do very well.
And are you helping these people? Because I do well. I
want taxes raised on people who do well including mine. How are
you helping these people with your 50 million? I don't have 50
million that's what it's ruined your work? Well, really? Is that
what you do? So rumors? We're asking a true you're just punk
media. You are you lie you lie. Lie. Stop lying. Stop lying.
Stop lying. What else do you want? Are you not part of the
one person I just don't lie? Okay, just don't lie. Okay, I'm
not gonna answer your question You punk media punk media like
that punk media don't lie. Don't lie. Don't lie. Just want to
raise my taxes man don't lie. What is that as
part of the 1% Which brings me to a Bill Maher clip
are you gonna piss me off now?
Now just a short clip that one is gonna piss you off his later.
Bill Maher on Republicans. I just wanted to comment on this
he bitches and moans about this. You know this. He brings some
guy on who is a comic who's supposedly a working class
comic. And he's he represents the middle class. And he comes
on and he and Bill is preoccupied with this. With
this. He's obsessed with the with his he's bewildered by the
fact that some working class people vote Republican. And then
he makes a comment that I just have to say something about
especially with the fact that Michael Moore just talked.
Also, I just wanted someone here because we don't have enough
people here on this show. who represent Middle America. I
agree. So So you have to explain to me because you're the blue
collar guy. Right? Why the blue collar people, half of them vote
for the Republican party vote for the party that constantly
backs the top 1% I understand why the 1% I get richest 1% Vote
for the Republicans. I don't understand what anybody else
does. I really don't this is this is such a meme that the
Obama White
House propagates ya know, as bullshit. Now, let me ask you,
here's an ask Adam, the top 1% Vote for the Republicans do
they really know. They vote Democrat? They Democrat,
you know, the Hirst's first in the history of their families.
They're all billionaires votes Republican. Now, how
about Warren Buffett?
How about Warren Buffett? How about Bill Gates? He's like one
of the richest men in the world. What does he vote? Democrat?
Wait, let's say we both jointly know another billionaire. John
Doerr, who is the vote for Democrat, deca, and I vote for
him. He's a packager.
In fact, Kleiner Perkins is one of the largest Silicon Valley
venture firms, though there's only one Republican in the
place. That's Ray lane. Everyone else is a Democrat. And he's
like, he's uncomfortable.
Yeah. So where's this 1% of these top all these rich guys,
ask yourself this. If you're low, if you're a billionaire,
why are you voting and promoting the Democrat party? That's such
an extreme, unless it's because you're trying to protect your
wealth. Obviously, the Democrats do a better job of it. They keep
the status quo, they keep the rich in place. They, you know,
they keep the poor where they belong. They appeal to the poor
by promising them a lot of stuff and never delivering anything
and they all buy it because they're idiots. But there's I'm
not so this is just so Maher is a complete moron to make this
assertion. Yeah. Yeah, but this is the whole right just stated
the obvious. Yeah,
thank you. Well, this is the whole meme that the
administration is propagating. They keep saying, oh,
Republicans, Republicans bad. It's like, I'm so tired of it.
You know, I wouldn't vote Republican Democrat. I don't
vote for a party. I don't I don't vote for a party. It's not
that's what it is. This isn't the constitution that we have to
have two parties that say anywhere in the Constitution,
thou shalt have two parties actual vote for a party. We're
worried sick that that was going to happen. And this is exactly
what happened. Oh, well, they were they at least they had
their eye on the ball. And anytime you want, by the way,
yeah, you can play that happy Napper song again, that is the
best jingle ever. Not gonna
play the happy nap per song. No, great. Did it too. I don't want
to play the happy nap or sorry. No, rather play the Wii song now
now. Oh, man. Wow.
Hey, I got a quote. I got a good one. Okay. Tom Hartman I got Tom
Hartman nailed is exactly what he said. I have him on tape.
Tom. Tom. Is this from his Russia Today Show or looks like
they
dumped that show his back on his old format. Oh, let's have more
teen suicides
good idea thumb. Way to go dude. What an idiot. Alright, so
here's here's what's going on around around Northern Africa
and in the Middle East's there's always something interesting
happening. Actually, let's go to Somalia first, not necessarily
Northern Africa. Thank you, Donnie. Something I did not know
about, you know, we know that al Qaeda is of course an
international organization. We know that we got the number one
guy the number two guy moved up. We got a couple of other number
one guys, we got their media information officer. We got, who
else do we get when do they have affiliates? They're, they're
expanding they have franchisees franchisees? Yes, they
apparently now have a new arm a medical arm.
We are honored and blessed to take this opportunity to send
our heartfelt greetings to our brothers and sisters in Somalia.
It is under the strenuous circumstances that we remember
the role played by our beloved chef chef Osama bin Laden, may
Allah have mercy upon him. This man was introduced as Al Qaeda
official envoy to Somalia.
They had they have official envoys now. Al Shabaab calls
him up or Abdullah Mahajan. He spoke English with an American
accent.
Very interesting English with an American accent. This is the
medical arm sending aid to Somalia.
They say he's a white American, though there is no way of
verifying this. The West's biggest fear is Al Qaeda
establishing a base in Somalia. And here they are among the
dozens of man. I had European accents, including English.
So what is up with al Qaeda? They got Americans I got Brett's
Am I confused?
Yes. You're totally confused.
I thought that these were just horrible terrorists. They seem
to be bringing aid to Somalia and they they are Americans and
Brits Go figure. How does that work? No. Then we have of course
the long awaited International Atomic Energy. What is the a the
final a store stand for Association see agency, their
assessment. This is of course the United Nations Organization,
their assessment of the nuclear weapons in Iran. And of course,
this is what we've all been waiting for. We've all been
waiting for the report and every and I don't think it's actually
going to happen but everyone's rattling the sabers. Oh, Israel
is gonna go to bomb Iran because they've got a nuke, they've got
a nuke. They've got a nuke and Condoleezza Rice, who's another
one of the clippity clop family. She's plugging her book and
she's telling Christiana Amanpour on ABC the Ministry of
Truth that oh, this is it, get ready for it. We gotta go. We
gotta go. We gotta go get him. In your book. You also write
about Iran. The IAEA, the nuclear agency of the UN this
week is about to reveal apparently more details showing
apparently that Iran love how she's apparently, apparently
apparently trying to weaponize. Do you think the United States
the Obama administration has to ratchet up the confrontation you
talk this week about confronting Iran? Does that involve military
confrontation by the US?
While the United States should certainly make clear that the
president the United States will consider military action, if
necessary, because you never want to take that card off the
table? I think there are other ways to confront Iran, you can
confront Iran through even tougher sanctions. And I
think we should confront them on X Factor. That's what I think we
should do. Bring them bitches on X Factor, we'll show him who's
boss. So
think, Christian, this is one of the downsides of having our
forces out of out of Iraq because we can confront the
Iranians in Iraq. So yes, I think it's time to confront the
Iranian regime because it's the poster child for state
sponsorship of terrorism. It's trying to get a nuclear weapon.
It's repressed its own people. The regime has absolutely no
legitimacy left. We should be doing everything we can to bring
it down and never take military force off the table.
That's drone them bitches.
What do they always say? Take the good don't take that card
off the card off the table card.
Oh, I need all these stupid metaphors. We need the metaphors
what card you need to make it clear otherwise slaves don't
understand what you're talking about. It's gonna be really
hard. Yeah, it's it's the new card. There's a military card.
What's the card doing there? Who printed it? Oh, maybe
Condoleezza herself
and a card get on the table. What are we doing with the
table? I mean, she's not following it. I
don't like the cards at all. So I think everyone and I'm still
trying to figure out why because whenever Danger Room reports on
something and of course Danger Room was really only that's
Wired Magazines military page they of course, the reprinted
basically the story that was in the New York Times about the
drones in Pakistan, killing children killing children. So
the reporter I wasn't I think it was an op ed actually made
friends with his 12 year old Tareekh who was going to go
gather proof that these drones were not just killing terrorists
and that he went to go take some pictures and then he got drone.
Oh, cheese. Yeah. It is unbelievable. And it's and this
is in the New York Times it
was just like, you know, on the other you know, right there on
the right side of things,
the right side of history, the right side of history,
and I don't know I don't know why I just asked somebody why
this out murder is law allowed to continue. We're not at war
with Pakistan. He has the Varg the chief of state I mean, it
makes no sense we're not at war dude. Anyone in Pakistan we are
got drones flying around their country blowing people up. So
they have to gangsters.
Yeah, well, we have two types of drone strikes, apparently you
have the signature strike, which essentially is like, you know,
looks like a bunch of bad guys with a with weapons. Which by
the way is signature strike is what killed a couple of our own
guys. Because it was you know, it's just a I guess it's a
biometric signature, or maybe it's just a weapon signature.
And then we have the smaller drones, smaller, bigger drones.
It's just crazy. You know, the intelligence community is horny
for this stuff. It's like, it's like giving them a remote
control car for Christmas that just a jacking off to it. They
love it so much. And it's killing children. You don't see
any. You don't see the children running out of their homes at
night when the drones are circling overhead. You don't see
that on television is making me puke. Really, really, really
messed up
bloods gonna make you puke even more. We have the drones over
our own population. Yeah,
well, we know that's not when it's it's I just haven't seen it
yet.
And encouraged by people like Rick Perry.
That's right. He wants drones over the border. But I think
they're already there.
I think they're well, I know, we know that they're over the
Canadian border.
But Germany is going to purchase its own drones. Right now.
They're leasing. You know, that was a better option for them.
Oh, yeah. You
get a monthly fee. Yeah,
they're leasing the Israeli heroine. 99 a month with a with
a
down payment. Yeah.
No, actually, it's a zero 0% APR until 2015. I hear it's the
Heron drone. What does that thing look like? Let me just let
me take a look at this for a second. The Heron drone is nice
looking. Nothing's good.
Aaron has bird Yeah.
H ER o n. It looks a lot like a predator last
night. Good looking. It looks terrible. It's got the dual
tails Hold
on a second. It has a vertical system it can do you see that?
It can. It can hover vertically? I think the Heron drone. Is that
seen as a nice as drone? May I take on our way to look more?
No,
I don't think you're right. No,
no, it's a cheap ass drone. That's not a good drone. They
need to upgrade. We're gonna put you in a 2012 model son. There's
no da That's right.
Your district the association's making drone?
Oh, when is someone going to say this is not okay. Will someone
please step up and say no, this has to stop. It has to stop.
There must have been something along the line. I mean, what's
it there's God? They don't want to have jets flying around?
Because that would be bad.
Yeah. Yeah.
So you have these drones.
So there's a new douchebag at the at the State Department. Now
here's an Israeli drone. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's
the it's the Israel the Heron drone is the Israeli drama.
Okay, that's what Germany is leasing those, but they want to
now go and buy their own. They want to you know, get in, get
into the purchase program. According to the report,
nice Germany make their own damn drones. How hard can it be?
Well,
I don't know. Could you imagine the BMW drone? That'd be kind of
cool, wouldn't it? I'd like that. And tell us what they can
win. Lose or Draw. Random contestants why'd you just want
to mess around with selling off those leasing drones? The
Germans and Germans got the Romans A brand new BMW
when bucket seats in air conditioning, anything to play
that jingle. So they brought an
M class drone.
Yeah, the M class. The buyer moonshine drawn from Vatican.
Are you familiar with the United States Institute of Peace?
Oh, yeah, we talked about it before in the show, or at least
I did
refresh my memory. It's a group
of douchebags that created this. It's like really got a lot of
money. And it's one other drinking club called the
Institute for Peace. And if you find all these people on you'll
find a bunch of, you know, there's a bunch of army guys
military, it's like, I don't know, get the peace part of it.
But it's yeah, it's a big, it's a huge operation is big. And
they have these two or three of these events every year where
they all get together and talk about peace.
Well, they brought Bill Taylor known as William B. Taylor, who
was working at the Institute of Peace. And they brought him now
as an undersecretary at the Department of State. And I guess
he's handling the money that now has to go into Egypt, Tunisia,
and Libya. And he does an introductory thing. And it's not
so much what he's saying. But listen to how he's talking about
his Lord boss is Uber, Lord, his clippity clop. Hillary,
thank you very much. It's a pleasure to be with you. I will
just have a couple of comments and look forward to your
questions. As Toria says, I've been appointed to a position
here in departments a new position. We didn't have this
before.
Now, because we now we didn't have control of all this before.
It's a it's a recognition. That's a demonstration of the
importance that the Secretary places on success of these
transitions in the Middle East.
Now listen to how he talks about how she's commanded him.
The story he said, right now we are focused on Egypt, Tunisia
and Libya. She told me, the secretary told me that she wants
someone who'll be thinking about how we can support these
transitions seven days a week, 365 days a year. I have been
doing that with a small group of staff that we have that are
focused exactly on this. This is important, we think the
Secretary has taken this step because it matters to us if
these transitions succeed, matters for all kinds of reasons
that we've talked about, I'm sure with you, over the weeks,
but this is something that is very important. It's like Tori,
and I started working together 20 years ago, when when the
former Soviet Union disappeared. That's right.
I was 10. Journalists, journalists, ladies and
gentlemen. That's a journalist warrior. I was 10 when that
happened.
Exactly. Just look any different today. She is just exactly the
same. So we've been doing so
like, you blow Hillary Ellie anymore, please.
It's just William B. Taylor. Yes. That's
the guy, William D. Taylor, who is a he was the representative
to the Cortez effort to facilitate the Israeli
disengagement from Gaza. special envoy to James Wolfensohn in
Jerusalem. And then he, this is the this is the how, you know,
he's the money guy. He served in Baghdad as director of the Iraq
reconstruction management office. Those are the guys who
had the pallets of money. They got lost. They can't find
billions of dollars. That's the guy. Yeah, yeah, that's the guy.
So once again, pallets of money aren't going to go into Egypt,
Tunisia, and Libya, and the going to disappear, probably
into the pockets of contractors who were out there building crap
for us for the spoils of war.
In the green zone,
the thing was crazy about about Libya, I was reading through
some of the UN documents, as I like to do on my time off. In
January, this is before we started bombing, the United
Nations was actually about to give Colonel Gaddafi an award
for its achievement in the area of human rights. How interesting
is that, huh? There's a whole report from the International
Human Rights Committee that says, you know, they've done a
great job, they've got freedom of religion, and you know,
everyone's okay. And it's great there and there's no hurt and
everyone's fantastic. That was January. And then like, three
months later, all of a sudden was like, Oh, he's 42 years of
dictatorship or just killing people from the exact same
United Nations.
We've gone over this.
I know, but it's nice when you actually find the document. It's
linked in the show notes at 354 dot na show notes.com. I just
thought that was fascinating to read. Yeah. Which
would be fascinating is to find the triggering mechanism what
changed? Well,
we still know well you and I still believe it's that he led
the Chinese and he gave all the oil to the Chinese. He said you
guys come in because they took a cheaper deal.
Yeah, that's gotta be edge. It's the only thing there's logical
there's also something with the with the fisheries offshore
looking at this Taylor guy still sorry that's okay. So he's good
he's a graduate of West Point army guy. Stanford at Harvard
University's Kennedy School of Government that seems to be the
hot spot Toya definitely served in post in Iraq Afghanistan, the
Middle East former Soviet Union ambassador to the Ukraine yay
guy
of course he is really really
and he's like you know he's the he's at the Peace Institute when
he was at the Peace Institute at the US United States Institute
of Peace vice president center for post conflict peace and
stability operationally where he's the he's the fixer comes in
with the money post conflict peace
it's a new position newly created Institute
is about okay, we blew up somebody so now the Peace
Institute gets involved they got nothing to do with me you know
keeping the peace managing the peace is fantastic.
I love it. And
you know what? I bet you that I bet you that they have gotten I
just said you know what? You should ring the bell on that.
No, that's fine. I'll give you a buzzer
You betcha that there's some good and did have a lot of
papers. And this is looks like one of those is actually kind of
a think tank it's government sponsored think tank I bet you
there's a lot of good information in here. That gives
away it's like you know us discovering that vaccine thing
and the PowerPoint right
Oh yeah, it's probably out in the open I only discovered this
this
is the joke of it because they don't care because there's
nobody like us that care to read this stuff is that people that
are either in business you know implementing it or the media
which does seems to be Oh, always tend to a day how
to knuckle Yeah, so there's there's there's one disturbing
meme that's out there. Actually, I just think I just saw it
scroll by in the chat room, that Gadhafi was going to sell oil
for gold. It's the I don't believe that that's bullcrap. I
think that's, I think that that's just wishful thinking. I
think, you know, look, the first 30,000 people to be evacuated
from Libya were Chinese.
That's the first. Remember the early reports they there was an
attack on the Chinese refinery. Right, right. Only main attack
and they blew the shit out of it. Yeah. Well, here's your
Chinese refinery. They blew it up. And then the Chinese all
evacuate. Yeah. Now it's obviously that's, you know, the
whole the
best. That's kind of the story that Tony the terrorists told me
to, you know, the driver in San Francisco. Yeah. He says he's,
uh, you know, Gaddafi told BP and total fiend. I said that,
you know, instead of us taking 20%, we're going to flip it
around. We're going to take 80% You're going to take 20%. And
then they said, Screw you. And also remember, he got the
refurbished weapons. Yeah, yeah. You got, you know, they sold
them refurbished weapons, like, Hey, I paid top dollar for this
crap, man. And then he said, You know what, screw you. I'm gonna
buy weapons from the Chinese and sell on my oil at the 8020 rule.
And they'll take it. The Chinese don't care.
No, they're just buying up what they can. Yeah, they don't care
that to the extremes that BP does. No, no. Yeah, no. I mean,
the guy dug his own grave. I wonder what he was thinking. But
it's too bad. When I get some of these guys actually think that
they're, they're, you know, running the show.
But they should have been, would have been, he should have just
waited until he got the award. I mean, that would have looked
good. And would have been better. Could you think how
funny it would be
his timing is bad. Yeah. Right. Because once he got the award,
then then he's got everybody over a barrel.
No, man, you're gonna have some some guy like, who was wearing
his hat. And look, I got his International Human Rights
Award. That would have been really fun.
Yeah, that would be with that. I don't think there would have
played out the same way. No, of course not. You can't just say
anything they'd have to deal with. It would have been a Sikh.
It would have been kind of a crazy assassination or
something. Oh, Qaddafi was killed by one of his own
generals. It wouldn't have been the way they did it.
But the report is really quite fascinating to read. Because
they went there. They they literally visited it was the is
the report of the working group on the what is it called? Was
his government the government of the people government of the
masses,
the some crap like that the
Libyan Jamahiriya Jamahiriya Yeah, I'll just I'll just scroll
through it for a second. I think introductory maybe there's a
summary somewhere. Your summary papapapa The delegation note of
the National Board has been prepared in a transparent and
consultative manner. The Libyan Arab jumeriah also referred to
its interaction with the human rights, special procedures to
negotiate all rights and freedoms were contained in a
coherent, consolidated legal framework. It's all good
protection of human rights was guaranteed. This included not
only political rights, but also economic, social and cultural
rights. The Libyan Arab Jamahiriya referred to as
pioneer experience in the field of wealth, distribution and
labor rights. It was great. Everything was good. I can't
believe it, and then they'll take this down.
Why is it still up? Yeah. How can you leave this may change
websites? Well, no, this Oh, crap. It was
the webmaster on that thing. It's just nuts. Here. Oh, here
it is, in a footnote, that footnote list of countries that
praise Colonel Gaddafi and the state of the masses that's the
Libyan Jamahiriya in support of the General Assembly Human
Rights Council's decision to bestow this award upon Colonel
Qaddafi, Qaddafi Qaddafi. And here's the list. Denmark, China,
Italy, the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, Norway, Germany,
Australia. Wait a minute. Weren't those all people who are
bombing Libya?
It sounds like it to me.
It's just unbelievable. Well, no, it's not unbelievable.
Actually.
It was unbelievable. What?
Tell me what remnant inventory is John.
remnant inventory in a store would be where you have like us
you bought 1000 items and you got to packed in the store and
then you're selling and you keep replenishing this the stores
shell How about
an advertising?
And advertising cheap? I have no idea really? Well, I mean, I
could I mean, I probably know it. If you tell me what it is.
Then I'll tell ya. I know that. But okay,
so let's, let's imagine you have tons of public radio stations
around Gitmo nation.
Like PBS would have like an NPR like, er, I mean, yeah,
yeah. Since essentially, let's just say, you know, public radio
that lives on not an advertising, but, you know,
donations. So let's say they've got a lot of web pages writing,
whatever you call, yeah, whatever you want to call, let's
say they have a lot of web pages that don't get any. They can't
sell ads on that would be called remnant inventory. So now the
sales arm of NPR.
This is okay. This is the inventory of the of their
websites, sites. Okay. Website. Yeah, it's like basically what
we have,
right? So now in a blatant move, National Public Media, which is
the commercial arm of NPR, you see, NPR doesn't actually sell
anything directly. They do it through a middleman. So the
National Public Media, they're the guys out there selling when
they sell just as hard as, as any other commercial network,
they are going to sell all the remnant pages of all the NPR
stations around the country and check this at a 15 to $20 CPM.
So for every 1000 pages viewed, they get 15 to 20 bucks.
That's a lot for these guys. The website dude for a website. It's
like, it's like $2. I've seen 75 cents. Yeah, 1000 they're
getting
15 to 20 per 1000. Of course, you know, and everyone's buying
into this bull crap. And it's just it's advertising. It's
complete advertising. They're selling it so commercially. It's
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I'm gonna show my son moved by donate to no agenda. Imagine all
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personnel walking around most of the time presumably making sure
it's running smoothly
there run there around a spying on you to report you to the
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Oh, he's just there to report you to Homeland Security.
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best podcast in the universe hands down Wow John big news.
You know Jim Joseph Skipper
name rings a bell is
well he's a pretty well known researcher. He He's known for
his meticulous studies of high resolution Google Mars space
images. He now reports and you can find this on the show notes
at 354 dot na shownotes.com He has found a railway station and
railway carriage on Mars. And I'd have to say the evidence is
pretty convincing. He said this got this crater
so you don't think that this is all part of the scheme to get
people to buy more high speed rail?
Well, I'm all for it if we're gonna put it on Mars.
So I got no problem with that me a link. Okay, it's
in the show notes 354 dot com it's hard to go to go to the
show prep I can't do it right now it's on a different box.
Yeah
I'm convinced it looks I mean literally it looks like a
station with tracks and tray. I'm a believer. You know I'm a
believer you know i There's we got Moon bases and train
stations. And train stations on Mars. Oh, man. That is a Ziggy
Stardust song. I'm sure of it. Then, of course, this is widely
recognized as the truth. Huge sunspot has appeared. What's it
called ar 1339, which is 50,000 miles long, 25,000 miles wide.
And I've been once again I've been getting all the solar
flares only in class and nothing to be worried about. But of
course, this does kind of flow right into two other things
happening one and I don't understand why no one has really
taught Why is the news not like freaking out about this asteroid
is going to fly closer than the moon is going to come right past
us. Why isn't? Why is no one talking about it? That concerns
me actually. You wrote about this, this? Why you 55 which I
read about some time back? I didn't know I don't believe is
coming tomorrow distance of the moon.
Yes, it is that NASA has the path. And so you have the orbit
of the moon. It's coming about three.
What's it what's the asteroid number again?
Why Yankee uniform five, five. It'd be passing the Earth closer
than the moon. It's about the size of an aircraft carrier.
Which I saw a BBC report. Unfortunately, no audio. They
said that. You know if this were to it won't hit Earth. But if it
were to hit Earth, it would wipe out a size of the city like
North London. So that was kind of funny. Like screwy in North
London. You're gone. If you're a gardener nice comparison, now we
won't be able to see it. Which I? How does that work? Comments
satisfied? Yeah, comments are on fire. But asteroids aren't on
fire on
fire, they just have a lot of ice coming off and it reflects
the sun rather nice.
So how can we won't be able to see this one?
I notice it's maybe it's bull crap. How about that for an
idea? Well, the thing that can see it you think of the right is
doing under the right circumstances, while they
they say, the asteroid will not be visible to the naked eye.
Unless you have a reflect is pretty small.
It's not that big. I mean, you know, you know, you can't see a
rocket, you know, or, you know, there's probably the, you'd
haven't seen the space, but one on one board and how many
slashes about the same size, it seems to me are a little
smaller, but you can't see that one and have like fire shooting
off of it. But why would it do that? It's not gonna hit the
atmosphere.
Okay, well, if you have a reflecting telescope with a
light gathering mirror six inches or more in diameter, you
will be able to see it. Nuts. Anyway, so that thing's supposed
to come by tomorrow night just in time for Wednesday's
emergency alert system. You know, yeah, this is this is
going to be really interesting. I know. They're gonna they're
gonna interrupt Twitter. Or they're gonna It's everyone's
Facebook going to update with an alert. This will be interesting
news. I'm not so interested in the in the television and radio
portion of it. As I was that,
okay. Um, that's what time are they supposed to do that thing?
They had an announcement last night I didn't tape it. But they
had an a pre announcement telling everyone they're going
to do this was on one of the network TV shows.
Let's Okay, I'm going to fcc.gov and we will get the exact
information. And I understand it's a break. Is it gonna am I
gonna get a text on my phone
died or no, I'm gonna we're gonna find out I would be cool
to get a text on your phone.
I did read that. Some stations. Here it is. Okay, background,
blah, blah, blah, how it works. The Emergency Alert System,
which used to be the EBS national public warning system
that requires TV and radio broadcasters, cable television
systems, wireless cable systems, satellite digital audio radio
service providers, direct broadcast satellite service
providers, and wireline video service providers to offer to
the President, the communications capability to
address the American public during a national emergency. The
system may also be used
to switch it over to Obama and he's gonna say we must pass this
bill.
We can't wait. That would be great. That would be so awesome.
Yeah, I don't think so. Let's see if they Oh, you can complain
by the way if you don't like it. Oh, cool. Yeah, if I you
interview interrupted the Kardashians, I'm very I'm very
upset about this. So they don't actually say anything about
nothing on Well, that's Blaine mean, the only people watching
television or, you know, the same people who are in the
market for reverse mortgage, a hearing aid and a free electric
cart?
Seriously, memorizes one audience and
that's somewhat that summarizes the entire audience. See,
they've got a principle thing here. No, well, you can file a
complaint if you don't like it. That's all that's weird. Along
with this capability of providing emergency message to
the entire nation simultaneously, the EAS allows
authorized state and local authorities to quickly
distribute important local emergency information.
Additionally, as equipment can directly monitor the National
Weather Service for local weather this is not I mean, this
is no good if if I'm not getting a tweet and a Facebook
interruption that I'm calling it a failure. Now don't I mean, I
agree
because most people aren't you know, they're getting TV from
Hulu. Yeah. Or they're maybe their son the DVR so you go back
and then you get the emergency message the next day. Does that
work? I
don't think so. So anyway, all these sunspots just to get back
to that for a second, a kind of play into this big earthquake
they had in Oklahoma. Now, the day before, there were Northern
Lights in Oklahoma. And, you know, I want to say I'm not
really thinking this is an earthquake machine event. But
when they come out with reports that say, on the radar, we saw
this big, big dot, you know, this big massive thing that
wasn't moving around. And it turns out that was birds and
bugs who were flying on mass. And they got picked up by radar.
That's bull crap. What was going on? That was it must have been
something else. Chem trail, maybe a collection of
chemtrails. caffarel.
up on radar, that's even less likely.
Oh, no, that's not true. That's absolutely not true. There's
tons of reports of chemtrails that are so dense and they
actually say, you know, this is a persistent jet contrails that
are reflecting on the radar. No, no. But birds and bugs, like all
the birds and bugs when hey, let's fly
outside. There's a lot of bugs in those states. Yeah, but
still, George has got even more. I think it's fracking
personally. No, I think it's fracking too. So they're
fracking away like crazy, because it's this is T. Boone,
Pickens territory, he owns the state. Right. And so he's
probably fracking up the place. And there's definitely some
fracking going on. In Kansas, there was an earthquake there,
which is bull crap. There's never been an earthquake in
Kansas.
These are pretty good earthquakes, though. Five 5.65
points with these red
this scheme that they rate them at now. We don't even know what
this means. Well, it's a shake like quasi. Yes, it was a
shaker. It's arbitrary.
It's what you had recently in Berkeley. You're still alive is
Gus. Okay.
Was on all the time at Brown here and these parts? But, you
know, middle and no, middle of the Midwest, earthquake, Nana
No, no buildings aren't meant for it. You know, they're got
brick buildings and things like that all over the place. We have
no brick buildings around here.
You got producer Drake, who sent me a little info. And we were
talking about how you can walk into Walmart. And you can find
out the code and the code to get on the public address system. So
you can say crazy, crazy stuff. So he says, you know, there's a
way to get on the Walmart PA system from outside. He said,
here's how we used to do it. Know, you call any department
except women's clothing. Don't call that department apologize.
And say you're trying to reach women's clothing. They'll
transfer you apologize again, pretending to be an employee
calling from the department you were just transferred from and
say you were trying to reach the page out. That's the That's the
code. Nine out of 10 times they'll transfer you to the
intercom. So you could actually do this from your cell phone.
That's a good idea.
I have to say there's a memo. I'm sure about this. And I would
challenge anybody listening to this show to try to pull this
off.
I'd like anyone to do anything. Our audience does nothing.
They don't even create bots. For the
Podcast Awards. What an obvious opportunity for us. We've got
all these sis admins.
Yeah, here's some money.
It's like a home tutor tired. Let me just send him some money.
It's so much easier. What to do actual work. Oh, looks like my
predictions coming true baby boy is ramping up is ramping up.
What's my prediction? Who's going to be the real democratic
candidate after Obama quits?
I mean, your prediction?
My what I mean? Yeah, it's my prediction. After Obama quits. I
have predicted who the candidate will be for 2012 for the
Democratic Party. Oh, Gabby Giffords. I keep telling you
this.
Oh, yeah. This is your prediction. All right.
So here's another piece to the puzzle. It's one of the most
extraordinary stories you'll ever hear Congresswoman Gabby
Giffords, whose life changed in the blink of an eye and her
astronaut husband, Mark Kelly. For the first time, their
powerful and transforming story of courage, shock, strength and
love and personal home video of Gabby's fight back Diane Sawyer,
together with Gabby Giffords and Mark Kelly, exclusive. Monday
night, November 14, at 10 Nine Central on ABC. ABC, you know,
as the Ministry of Truth, they're ramping her up baby. And
maybe getting her ready. Well, it may just be ahead, but I
think they're ramping her up, man. I think they got they got
her ready to go. They had some you know, the daily but just
before she got shot, she did an interview for the daily. That's
that Murdoch iPad only app. Right. Yeah. And, and it was so
I mean, she is a shill to the interviewer and she's like, oh,
yeah, iPad is awesome. It's so fantastic to told them you know
what she's talking about? And I feel sorry for the woman that
she I guess she got shot and alive. I don't know. And then
they have that literally say, here's the doctor who acted when
she came in that this doctor like, you know, showing, I guess
how they scripted the scenario or something. It was a really
weird report, she
talked about her love for the iPad,
spent a lot of time on the plane, being able to carry an
iPad, particularly being able to have all my documents in the
cloud and be able to access speeches and briefing materials
has really made a big difference. It's cut down on the
size of the binder that I have to bring with me. How much of a
bull crap is that? So they interviewed her she's like, Oh,
the daily I gotta get on their right side. Oh, yeah. It's all
great to have it in the cloud while you're flying. Really. You
got all that in the cloud while you're flying? Please. Just
weeks later, Giffords was fighting for her life.
And her book she describes that day in three words shot, shocked
and scared. The daily profile to doctor who played a role in
saving her life, a doctor who played a role in saving her
life, and words matter to me.
She actually came in from one of the elevators down the hallway.
She was brought up the hallway and I met her here at this
intersection of both walkways. We brought her into this room
over here where we began to resuscitate her
each step of the way the public followed Giffords miraculous
recovery. The daily interviewed her surgeon at a critical
juncture when a third of her score was replaced with a
synthetic plate.
Just like Joe Biden, I don't know John, I'm telling you I
feel good about my prediction.
Okay, well, I mean, it'll come out in the wash something will
happen for sure. Okay. So went over capacity on Twitter right
here. You went over capacity. Now it just as overcapacity get
that stupid error message, fail well type thing. And when you
get back to my mailbox, because I have a couple more clips I
have
I can I can do a visit to the new girl show on Fox?
Oh, yeah, it's a terrible show. Lay it
triggered eat it is my style. Stop following me then stop
running away from me. I just want a mature conversation. How
can we have a mature conversation when you can't even
say the word penis? I can say the word pain said is what?
Apparently? Should pureness singing not like a goal. I can
say it. pianist but you said pianist piglet parenting is
good. Not in Swedish. Not in fake Italian.
Same with me. PE nips. Yeah, I'm the one that temperature how's
this funny? They could have at least added a laugh track. Now
if I wanted
to really make you irked I would have made some clips from the
show that debuted recently called the Alan Gregory show. I
don't watch television. This is a new cartoon show. Where this
little midget Elad Gregory this little midget. Oh,
it's a It's from the makers of Family Guy, isn't it?
No, it's not. It's a totally. It's a totally alien production
group. And the kid but it's a cartoon. It's a cartoon of the
gay sisters gay singer. They're always had the big glasses and
the gay scene buoyant,
gay singer. Well, hold on a second. Let me just Google that
gay singer with big glasses. If Google's good then they can tell
me who this is. Let's see.
He was famous. I don't know why his name is like coming to make
Elton John Elton John.
It was it was it was the number one hit on Google too. By the
way. Google is amazing. Who's the gay singer with the big
glasses?
This kid is like a little is like a little midget Elton John
only more gay.
And it's a cartoon though.
Right? Yeah, it's a cartoon.
It's horrible. Horrible.
This is so cocaine. You just you can you can almost be sniffing
the coke while you're watching this thing. I mean, it's so
reverse and not funny and terrible that you really have to
wonder what is wrong with the people at Fox? Well, I mean,
it's unwatchable.
But you take that new girl things on Fox too. I mean, is
there any vagina references in it? It could just be another ad
for hailed V.
I don't think so. Hey, but there is one thing that did happen on
Family Guy last night. I just have a little clip of that. What
happens the return of weenie in the butt? Oh no. Yeah. Don't
fall back. Look at me. I'm driving. I'm driving a real car.
I do believe it. Then I'd say we need to pull on some tunes. Hey,
welcome back to a weenie in the bud on 97.17 point. We need the
bucks just like the grown ups listened to and that was baby by
Justin Bieber featuring ludicrous which means it's time
to give away some Justin Bieber tickets. Oh, that's right. But
our fifth caller will read those tickets. God Okay. Could have
been better. It could have been better they didn't quite get it
never showed weenie in the but they just had him on the radio.
So.
So this Friday is Veterans Day. which coincides with 11 1111 by
presidential proclamation. That no that was I thought it was
always always on a Monday Veterans Day. There's too much
going on this week. A little a little scared about it all. Why?
I don't know. With the Emergency Alert System with the asteroid
flying by with 11 1111 I don't know there's just if you get
like the creepy feeling or something's gonna happen.
No feelings or you're moving to Austin?
Is not creepy man. I'm
drive through Arizona, New Mexico. Yeah, I'm
very excited about that. It's gonna be great. There's a man
with the DSM five, this is the recommendation for Psych
psychiatrists, so that, you know, basically, whatever's in
here can be deemed as something you can prescribe drugs for.
Yeah. So that I only found out was really in it. When I saw
this petition, which was sent to be one of our producers against
the against a specific piece of language in the DSM five, you
can find that a DSM five.org. And it's about let me just find
the exact wording here. It's a socio political deviance. Which
DSM five wants to categorize as a mental disorder? Social socio
political deviance, in cases still political? Yes. socio
political deviance. In case you didn't notice. That will be you
and I
and Ron Paul. Yeah.
So if you have behavioral symptoms that can be caused by
socio political descent, this is
just like the 1984 story from Orwell. I mean, you, you know,
the fact of the matter is based on our show, oh, boy. Oh, damn,
it almost made it to a whole show. I mean, most the time 1116
marked that down, you will be flogged appropriately.
So the problem or what I see is that we are, we are already on
the list for re education. Right, based on the show. It's
just waiting from the
I'm happy. I am very happy I'm gonna be it's gonna be a lot
harder for them to actually get a hold of me. While I'm, while
I'm in Texas. I think I missed the random Marie Curie.
A few days left. Yeah, yeah, that's
true. Okay, maybe just a time for that. Now, back to real is
almost as important as the Podcast Awards. Forbes came out
with the most powerful people in the universe.
Yeah, geez. Well, i j x ray. Explain how these things work.
Yeah, let me just give you the top 10 And then you can explain
how it works. Number one, Barack Obama number two, Vladimir
Putin. Number three who Jintao number four hair Merkel number
five Bill Gates. Number six Abdullah bin Abdulaziz Al Saud.
Number seven, Pope Benedict number eight Ben Bernanke.
Number nine, Mark Zuckerberg and number 10. David Cameron. I
can't believe that Hillary Clinton doesn't show up until
number 16. And Bill Clinton's way down in like the
40s. Yeah, well, Hillary should definitely be in the top 10
Yeah, she should be
like number two. Or one. Yeah. When depending on which drone
strike you're getting.
But unless you have the ability to declare somebody dead, and to
build a direct drones. I don't think Zuckerberg belongs on this
list at all. No, not. And neither does gates for that
matter. Totally. This jerking them off. Yes. And that's what
they're doing. In fact, what the way these lists work, and I'll
explain it again, I've explained it in columns. I've explained it
on the show about once a year. I'll do it again, when you're in
an editorial team. And first of all, when it's a list like this,
you already have the old list, right? So you take the old list,
and you're usually sitting around eating sandwiches, you're
at lunch, it's a meeting yourself, we got to do this
list. When's it due? Oh, we got it. Why do we have to do it
today? Okay, okay, go does get up get Jim, Bill. And Fred,
we're gonna sit around here and Sally. And we'll figure this
out. And then you get the oldest and you. So you start with that.
So you pretty much, but you got to juggle the names a little
bit. So he, so it looks like you've done something. And then
you have to do a couple of screwball things like the
Zuckerberg thing is one of them. Let's drop this guy's name in
the top 10. That'll get people talking. And then we'll be
talking about the list. And they'll be blogging about the
list, because Zuckerberg is number nine, and I guarantee
that we'll get some attention. That's great boss. And so the
whole thing is just an exercise in you know, PR for yourself, PR
PR for your you get your publicity, there's always a
couple outrageous things on there is that this makes no
sense. Because the whole thing makes no sense. And it's
impossible to do. And probably the true, you know, there's
probably at least two or three shadow government people that
aren't on the list at all that have more influence than
everybody on the list. And who knows, I mean, but it's a scam.
And I remember doing these lists. And one of the things we
always did when I was we had anything to do with me was you'd
want it to have a couple of screw you choices. Just to
annoy right to annoy the other people on the list.
Yeah. Or people that weren't didn't make a list at all right?
Oh, man, right. Yeah.
Well, this is this is this is clearly just
I'm sorry,
what? I looked at the list it was Yeah, care.
When I lived in Gitmo nation lowlands when I was rich. And I
was seriously a millionaire. No doubt about it. But they would
always, you know, there was kind of like their version of Forbes
quote magazine, which was taken very seriously, as as the
financial magazine, they would have me like 150 million. Like,
really? If I counted everything up and then doubled it, you
know, like, still no way. No way. But of course, that's how
the list works. You know, you
should have gotten yourself some meetings.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. It collected
a few business cards while you were on that thing. Yeah. So I
was watching Bill Maher, as I mentioned earlier, boy, and so
here we go with the Let's kill the Constitution meme alone and
start over because we know so much better than somebody like
Thomas Jefferson might have known about the way things ought
to be. And they had this douchebag on this woman who's
just a worst person in the world. Her name is Alex Wagner.
You know, first name is Alex, and she's from MSNBC, and she
chimes in on the Second Amendment and the whole thing
was like We not only want to change the constitution but
definitely gotta get rid of these guns.
But Biden about which is how should we change the
constitution? He says we don't need a page one rewrite I think
we do. I can name like five or six things right off the top of
my head we mentioned gerrymandering, I think should
go corporate personhood should go my face I was asked what do
you what would you change in the Constitution?
Well, I'm gonna be pilloried for this I get rid of the Second
Amendment right to bear arms I just think simply free speech.
owning a gun does not it does not tally on the same level as
as those other constitutional rights were given and being more
discreet about who gets to have a firearm and the right to kill
with a firearm I think is something that we will be well
it would be in our international interest to revisit that that
the only person should be able to do that as Barak with the
drone Yeah, and Hillary with a drone yet no, don't give me
don't give guns to people give it to our Uber Lord to go drone
people who is that whore?
I told you Alex Wagner My goodness Is she hot? She's She's
kind of pretty in a in a in a snide liberals college girl way
well, you know she's not
she's got got that cheeks you got the cheekbones. She got
the big cheekbones but she's got that oh man look at you know
what she but anyway, she says the right to kill what right to
kill to
you. It's only for your Uber Lord Obama has the right
and then that idiot Mar goes on about I'd like to change the
constitution on page one. Get rid of gerrymandering
gerrymandering isn't in the con institution. Again, I think
corporate personhood that's not in the Constitution
We need because he's an idiot we need to rewrite the Constitution
that only the President and the Secretary of State if their
names are Obama and Clinton should be allowed to drone brown
people in deserts and and I think it should be in the
Constitution that we never show that on television and in the
constitution. We change weeks to days so that we're very clear
when we say days that we know what it really means. mean
really this is and who were those drones in the Audience
applauding this? You are so stupid. They will come for you.
They will come for you.
That audience is terrible.
Oh my goodness and this woman
now she's I don't know what her problem is but MSNBC strikes
again they wondered no there's big news this week in The New
York Times and elsewhere about NBC now that they're owned by
cable town have the ratings are even worse in the day they got
no new shows worth a crap they have one show that I we've been
watching that's that looks like it could be highly entertaining
if they could sustain it which is called grim which is kind of
a fantasies stories quite quite interesting very well done.
Except for that all the shows are dogs are all failing left
and right. And they got no new comedies and their ratings are
in the toilet The only good ratings a guy's from a football
games and they don't know what to do they're beside themselves
and is obviously got no talented can pick you know, it's like
this crazy show on Fox is stupid. Show it this. This
cartoon. It's not funny. I mean, find somebody who knows what
they're doing. And why don't they take somebody's that say
they got like Tina Fey who seems to have some creates a hit show
for NBC. Why don't you find somebody like her or, or
somebody else who's been successful over and over again,
like, Tom Harmon guy who's on NCIS apparently has a history of
always picking and rent being on these hit shows. That being the
top show, why doesn't one of these executives, hire these
people? And say, Look, why don't you be an executive for a year?
And show us how to do it? Right? Because we we are too stupid to
do it. They never do this.
I think you're a little too obsessed with this. You know, my
kids.
I like watching TV. I like watching an entertainer
market, you're in their market. You're in the market for for a
hearing aid, and a free electric chair.
I am not watching shows that have free electric chair. Those
are on Fox and CNN. I don't watch CNN you do. Yeah.
Now, the kids don't watch television, John. It's old. But
it's a Dead game. They don't give a crap. They really don't
care. They'll watch a good show on Hulu. But there's very few.
They'll no wonder they're stealing it. It's not worth
paying anything to get all the other crap you have to sit
through. Now it's over. It's over. It's easy to see that it's
over. It's that's a problem. Because the more over it is the
less important the stuff they say. Our clips won't matter. And
then I'll show we'll die. What am I saying? We need better
television. I just like to
clarify me nappers on investment. I say
I'd like to I'd like to clarify something for people who are
questioning this whole I'll play the happy nap. The mapper
That's right, kids just go to sleep. Everything will be fine.
Be a happy nap.
Jessa jazzy little tune
I'd like to clarify. People saying hello to them loses
money. Look, it's very easy. Listen, hear me now.
First, I lost your now Oh, hold on a second. You're actually now
we're in an you're in a dialogue with the chat room on the show.
Because I saw the chat room questions. I figured there will
be people who are listening who want to know that because when
they say you got divorce now I add my money was gone. Before
that. Let me just explain. I had a business partner who turned
out to be using a false name. And that was wanted by the
Scotland Yard for 15 years. And he ran away. And so that and of
course when you do that publicly that shuts down all the
businesses so a lot of I lost in business. And then for 10 years
I spent it
that's not so crazy. Is it? A lot of people spend a few mil
Yeah, it was easy. Well, yeah, your lifestyle. Yeah, now you're
now you're penny pinching,
I don't care. I you know, I've never been this happy. I've
never been as happy to wake up in the morning. First of all,
I'm waking learning, or so I'm waking up. I'm like, Hey, I'm
awake, I'm alive. And then to know that my life is supported
by the people who listen to the fruits of my labor. That makes
me very happy. never been this happy in my life,
the audience, it's very unusual to do that. I'm sorry. I sense a
direct connection to the audience. We have a very unusual
in our approach and the fact that we have a direct connection
community that supports our efforts because they like what
we do. Very, very hard to come by.
Don't you have the same thing? I mean, I literally wake up. I'm
like, wow, this is so amazing. I mean, I'm a writer,
I've always been talking to the people that read me. So I mean,
it's not not that new to me.
No, but the fact that it's a direct, direct connection is it
is new that is completely new to me. Yeah, it's, um, okay. It's
five years old. We've been doing it for a while. And now it's
finally kind of making sense. And it's kind of working. But
yeah, I love that. And there should be more of that. And this
is where it's gonna go. It's where it's gonna go. This is why
television is losing. They don't understand. They just don't
understand what's happening. And what's Yeah, what's his name?
Louis CK. He's not even going to do his his his comedy special.
He's not he's not selling it to HBO or Showtime. He's just gonna
sell it directly. Pay me five bucks. I think he's making
mistake. He's gonna do like you have to pay pal. $5 I think you
should keep it open. I think I'd pay 50 bucks. If I had it. I'd
pay 50 bucks for Lou a good Louis CK concert. That'll be the
guy who should experiment. Cuz he's got he's got a real
following. He's actually funny. Hey, yeah,
we're not unfunny. No, we're not. So
you got an injured shoulder?
I got a couple of things for that. They're nothing really
that great. No, I think I think I'm good. We'll just keep
it for what it is. Yeah, I think we're at now but I'll do the
Hey, hey, Moxie girl at the end. I like that one a lot more than
Hey, the
BSG ality the reference to the horse kissing her. Yeah, I don't
know. That was pretty that's pretty sketchy.
That does it for me. Anywho Thursday we'll be back. It'd be
a weird show as the crackpot man centered moving out, yeah,
there'll be deconstructing the entire house around me. And
they're all gonna be left with is the studio and the minute I'm
done and uploaded the show. Then they're taken the studio away.
And then we hop in the car and we started driving out east
through Arizona i A through New Mexico we and into Texas,
and ever driven through New Mexico. I don't believe so. It's
gorgeous. I'm looking for
the Knights. So coming to you from the hilltop Watchtower
crackpot command center here and get my nation West in the
morning everybody on this lovely Monday. My name is Adam curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley. It is a Monday and it's
a beautiful day in the neighborhood here. I'm John C.
Dvorak.
We'll be back on Thursday right here with no agenda
Hey Moxie table and now let's ride Sophina with Cricut by her
side Hey
Moxie is really we go kissing
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