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Hey, Adam curry, John C. Dvorak.
Oh yeah, it's time once again

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for your bi weekly Gitmo nation
publication. It's Sunday it is

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the 17th. This is no agenda
coming to you from the southwest

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quadrant of Gitmo nation East
better known as the United

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Kingdom right here in Gitmo
nation East's it's called London

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I'm Adam curry.

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And from the get mo nation, I
also Silicon Valley north and

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also get mo nation California
and god knows what else we want

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to call it because I guess it's
getting a little old. I'm John

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C. Dvorak, Raglan buzzkill

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in the morning. Wow, man, you
outlasted the tune.

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Almost. Yeah.

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Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy,
buddy, buddy.

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You're in a funny mood.

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Yeah, I gotta say something
right off the bat to our

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listeners slash producers.

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I'm high

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and no, I'm not. No, actually, I
am completely clean. Now. I'm

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not big. Disclaimer, I'm not
baked. I just want to say

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there's some stuff going on in
my life that people will hear

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about in the near future.
Nothing I can talk about now.

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Just so I what I'd hate is for
our listeners to say, oh, man,

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and this was going on. He can
talk about it on the show. So

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there you go. Okay.

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I don't think people are that
into it.

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No, but it's a trust thing. It's
a trust thing. If they hear me

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doing the show, and they don't
know what's going on. They hear

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about it later. I know this
because people it's important as

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people, you know that they don't
think we're holding anything

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back but I'm disclaiming it
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Well, I'm holding something back
right and immediately which is

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Costco

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Oh boy. Straight into the I
mean, straight into and now back

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to real? Or is this food news
Food and Wine Food and drink?

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It probably who knows? It's
probably food and wine more than

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anything else. But so I go to
Costco yesterday. And one of the

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things about Costco we've talked
about it before and I talk about

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all the time I try to clue
people into the Easter eggs

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because the CEO is into this and
so he makes all the managers

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into they bring in stuff that
they said you go What is this

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doing here?

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Right this is this you have
mentioned this before and you go

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searching for the wine easter
eggs, which is purposely put

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there really isn't easter egg or
something great for a great

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price Correct?

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Yep, like one time I got Chateau
Mouton Rothschild, how much how

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much were $99 at the time the
wine was going to this

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particular vintage was going for
300 everyplace else. Wow. And,

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and it was at the port and it
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the middle of portal where

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all places Port Angeles.

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So so I'm over here. And they
have a I think I don't have the

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label of references sent a bay
from ECE EC needed mirror some

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obscure part part of France that
makes the best butter and I'm

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looking at this cheese as a soft
ripened cheese. And it says

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clearly on the label

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raw milk, which is not allowed,
right? Well, I

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mean, I always thought it was
even though people have been

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sneaking it in. And raw milk
cheese, of course is so much

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better than than pasteurized
milk. Because it's a living it

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develops changes in it, that's
all and it stays good doesn't

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get that ammoniated weirdness
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bacteria that's that's natural
to the milk, you know, holds a

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lot of stuff at bay. Right? That
ruins the cheese. And so you get

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to develop these very unique
flavors that if you go to France

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and you get the cheese plate in
France, you know from any

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restaurant in the whole country,
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cheeses that have flavors you've
never had before. So I'm like

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eating his cheese now. As

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we speak for your breakfast as
late as we need. We need to we

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need a new jingle. It's raw milk
cheese. Hill. That's right, raw

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milk cheese is good for you.

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So anyway, I was stunned that
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it's actually it's very meanness
nine aperti good. real cheese

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like this is very filling. It
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mean, it's just like, Well,

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what do you consider? Why do you
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egg? Or is it or is it just
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No? No, I think it's an Easter
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just stands out too much like a
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mail chimp. They have a lot of
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and then every once in a while
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it's just like why is this
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all the easter eggs at this
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protect Killer one are mostly
things like cheese. And I think

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that guy likes cheese. But they
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Have You Ever Have you ever met
the CEO of Costco?

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No, but he apparently is very
easy to get ahold of. He's

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supposed to be just like this
great guy. And but did they had

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they had to choose one time that
go to this place? And there's a

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there's a Fetta, from Greek from
Greece, that has that not one

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word of English on it.

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And the ingredients are all in
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Like, it's like, what is this
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just too weird.

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Gotta be a violation of some law
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Oh, I you know, I think the raw
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chain, maybe they changed the
law or some because I have

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another cheese shop that that
has it occasionally. But I've

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never seen it so blatant. That
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raw, you know? I don't know. All
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Well, of course now, there'll be
rated by the FDA.

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Now that the way that things are
going, nobody's rating anybody?

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mean, I don't see government
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fact, that's one of the things I
want to get into later in the

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show, or even now, what about a
new methodology of cooking that

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has become so popular and as far
as I can tell, it's a it's an

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out and out violation of every
health code law in every state.

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I'd like to spread it out a bit,
because there is some absolute.

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And now back to real issues that
we really need to talk about

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before we do anything. Because
last night was the the final the

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big show the Eurovision Song
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I wish they'd show that in this
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wish they had John because I'm
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everything I said. Almost
everything, the gay thing was

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more prevalent than ever. I
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every single guy on stage was
gay. It's just that kind of a

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show. Not that I give a shit.
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whether they were lead singers
backings, they were all

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stunningly beautiful. But what
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which is rumored to have cost
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production done by the Russians
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was some of the best live
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have ever seen. It was I get
what by the Russians. I know I'm

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telling you it was the it was so
outrageously good that you would

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not believe the standard.

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There were there were some non
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there's no way no

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no, no, no, no, no, I looked at
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the credits you know, I slowed
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Christina's boyfriend who's a
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couldn't believe the shots that
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where's the jib? I mean, it's
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then you'd never see any no
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could not see a thing, John at
one point. It was like a Cirque

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du Soleil you just so they when
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which is a 15 minute break and
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the participating countries are
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favorite. They usually have this
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to kind of entertain the
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big joke. This thing. They had
swimming pools, made of some

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kind of plexiglass structure,
with people swimming on the

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bottom and diving in. And these
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the audience. The audience could
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surface it was it was Cirque du
Soleil. No doubt about it. It

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was either done by Cirque du
sleigh or inspired by the video

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effects. I'm getting goosebumps
again. It was out frickin now

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really, I mean as a television
guy. I was like holy crap, they

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just pissed on everybody who has
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ever produced it. It was the
bomb. And even the songs weren't

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all that bad.

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I have to really say it's
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this then yeah oh yeah.

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I mean I'm I just haven't had
the had the time I do want to

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play the guy the winning a song
for you, which I just a little

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bit just wait for the hook.
Because when I heard the song I

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immediately knew that this was
going to win. I mean it was it's

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so so obvious. Such a typical
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from Norway. This is I'm in love
with a fairy tale. Years ago,

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when I was young, I wait for a
girl I knew she was mine just

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waiting to hear the hook which
is coming right here comes an

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You know? So if you know
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understand why this thing won. I
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perfect. And the guy's cute. You
know? He's probably gay, but

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he's cute and the girls are
freaking out over him. He's got

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that Norwegian cute cuteness.

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Yeah, he's probably gay right.
Only in the morning. So

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yeah, I know I blew you away
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me this song. It's just rinky
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don't know. It's very,

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very clever. And the UK, by the
way, who have always been last.

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They used to win a lot. But
they'd been last for many, many

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years. did quite well. I think
they came in fourth or fifth.

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They were number two for a
while. And they were so

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desperate. You know, they did a
reality show here. Andrew Lloyd

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Webber did a reality show to
choose the person who was going

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to perform his song. And he was
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Wow, that's putting it out.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And it was
oh, it was a good song too.

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Good.

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So why is the Norwegian guy
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Well, typical for the Eurovision
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native language version and an
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these days, pretty much everyone
does English. Once in a while

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someone will do a native tongue
version. And they do get extra

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respect for that. But you know,
this, this, these, these

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contestants have also been all
throughout Europe promoting

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their songs prior to probably to
the Song Contest and to make

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sure every country has been
exposed to it. And, you know,

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these are pop records. We didn't
talk about it last time on the

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show. But it is a song contest.
It's about the best song not

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about the best performance, not
about the performer. It's about

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the song, which of course, the
audience doesn't give a crap

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about because for the audience
is the full package. And this

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guy had and he comes out and
he's playing the fiddle. You

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know, he's playing the violin.
And really, oh, yeah, that was

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great. It was and there was
there was one and I told you,

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Terry Wogan didn't do the
voiceover this year for the

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first year. I bet he's sitting
at home going crap. This was the

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best one ever. And I'm not on
it. Think there's a coincidence,

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Terry? So Graham Norton, who is
this extremely gay television

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host who had just you know, that
was one gay joke after another

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which is very appropriate, by
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They just they liked that stuff.
At one point, I think it was

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the, from Estonia, which was I
the song was way too good. And

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the performance was fantastic.
Was his. What he said is oh my

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god, it's a stripper in a
hamster wheel. And it really was

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it was like this transvestite
kind of transsexual chick really

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hot looking. And she was in a
hamster. It was crazy. John, I

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wish

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this this we did now that you're
going on and on like a maniac

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about this. I'm now wondering
why somebody in the US doesn't

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Broadridge entertainment value
hasn't picked it up.

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I wonder if maybe PBS or BBC
World maybe? Maybe they

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wouldn't know go to me, it
should be like, it sounds like a

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network show.

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It easily could be it easily
could be it was just good. I

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can't help it. It was the
Russians are doing the shit. It

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was and they always have this
this moment where?

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Well, the Russians, you know, do
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If they got something to prove,
dude, I mean, this is so

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generally speaking Russian, I
always used to use it as a joke.

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I mean, if you set something up,
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you had somebody to close to the
wall, for example, and they're

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doing news reading. And then the
walls right behind them is a

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good example of what you call
Russian TV. It's just you know,

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it's just poorly staged. I mean,
the Russians were notorious for

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this cheap look and Stalin
style. Yeah, staging. And it was

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always like, it always looked
crappy. It had a cheap look to

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it. It was worse than the 1950s.
I mean, it just looked like he

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didn't know what you were doing.
And so I would, I was, you know,

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that so it's somewhat for people
out there wondering why, you

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know, we're even talking about
this. It's, it's, it's

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remarkable that something like
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Russians.

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It was almost as if Putin
personally had said, Anyone flux

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this up, you had it, you get to
their head. It was so like,

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everyone was just, you know,
sometimes these things just come

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together. You know, though there
was not a single technical

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glitch. It was just it's a big
deal sounding astounding. Now,

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granted, it was some interesting
interesting little points to

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note. I don't want to dwell on
it too long. But basically, only

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the lead vocal track is sung
live or by the rules has to be

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sung Live, which was kind of
funny because there was one act

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and of course, I forget which
country they were from. But

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Graham Norton set us up I say,
watch the woman in the blue

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dress over on the side of the
stage. So she was actually

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singing the lead vocals while
the girl who was you know,

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looking like the lead she was
maybe doing harmonies or so that

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lies trick. Yeah, very good
trick because they know that's

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within the rules. Yeah. So it
was stuff like that but just

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great. Fantastic Bravo. Spicy
Bob. Good job. Good job. It's

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nice to see real

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real television listeners will
be amused or maybe one

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of you would be amazed how many
Russian listeners we might have

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I might but it'd be interesting
to for one of them's had some

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insight into this I don't have
that many media people that

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listen to the show otherwise
would have gotten my bed partner

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movie by now.

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I think I can get you in the
next Jay and Silent Bob movie.

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You'd be great in that. I just
like a stoner dude. Just kind

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of,

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man. Wait a minute a Hey, man.
Where are you going? Man, are

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you holding all this stuff from
the 60s,

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Tony in Shanghai wrote in says,
Hey, Adam, I live in China. The

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guy that wrote that email on
last on the last show about the

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Chinese zodiac and the
calamities befalling us. Yeah.

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Shit. 2007 was the year of the
pig. 2008 was the year of the

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mouse or the rat in the West.
2009 is the year of the cow, the

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bull in the West, and 2010 will
be the year of the tiger. That

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guy wants to twist the truth to
get some attention, or else he

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got a hold of a really poorly
printed Chinese restaurant

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placemat. And I'm thinking that
the latter is probably true,

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because that's pretty much how
we prepped for this show. Yeah.

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I think our listeners are right
into that. That's that's the

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layer we're at least I found a
placemat. Dude. It says China's

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Great. So Well, I mean, I didn't
think if you had anyone out

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there, listen to interlude
number five. Oh,

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man, stop you before you say
anything. May I just say the

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vortex interlude number five was
so much the bomb. You brought

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that whole thing up to a
crescendo? You were playing

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songs. I'm like, Oh my God,
this. You have? You have. You're

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like a lotus flower to me. Now
John, as the pedals peel back.

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I'm like, Look at the depths of
this man. And then you had the

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only you could get away with
actually playing Freebird at the

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end and setting it up and saying
I got to play Freebird and you

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play the perfect version that
ends with an end. I loved it

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more give us

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more of the Free Bird was the
one thing I wanted to mention is

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I had a hippie set. Yes,
Hawaiian hippie said I think it

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was Hawaiian hippie set for
those for you out there on the

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Big Island. Yep. And and which
is a hippie Island is no

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question about anyone who's ever
been there notice this

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immediately. I mean, you can go
to the store they got all this

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frozen sourdough bread from San
Francisco they got Columbus

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Salamis. I mean it's just and
then that if you listen to the

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local station, it's all hippie
music. It's just the damn this

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thing. So you know always I
think But

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make no mistake and it still
runs at 9pm Eastern time. I

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believe the interlude five every
single day. Make no mistake, the

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hippie music doesn't mean it's
like you know jingle jangle Hari

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Krishna shit. I mean, he was
there was give me an example of

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a couple of tunes Johnny you
played them? You put autograph?

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You played autograph? You
started with autograph? I

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couldn't believe it. I could not
believe I haven't heard this

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song in 15 years.

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Yeah, it was a good one. Well, I
the model is I still usually

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start with that that style of
rock and then I go do whatever

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I'm going to do. But the guy who
Roger Glover's mask is the one

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who actually did when I was
listening to that song recently,

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and I said, you know that is it
was a weird song because it's

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like a hippie song then like 20
years late. Yeah, I mean, a song

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came out in the 80s Yeah,
remember that? It's a hippie

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song. I mean, this is just it
just got hippie written all over

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and I was listening to the
lyrics. The lyrics are just the

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weirdest I mean, we should read
the lyrics of this song and I

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also played it Chiku Park, which
also has

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this small lyric Yeah, no, I got
Hi. Hi. I love it. What do you

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do there? Are you kidding me?

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No, my lining it I like the most
is that why don't we you know

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what? We skip the school.
Wouldn't that be cool? Yeah. Why

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should we listening to the words
of fools? I mean, it was just

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like this. You know, drop out to
an intern on dropout.

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love that song. I got the lyrics
here for the mask Roger Glover.

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By the way. The song I Love from
him is the butterfly ball. Love

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is all you hear that?

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I remember it but I don't take
cash. Right now.

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It's later on a Wednesday the
sun's going down. I'm standing

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naked by a swimming pool.
There's no one round my

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imagination wanders back Red
Dust is always there we laid

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together in the jungle and love
was in the air. As I dive into

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the water both time and motion
freeze. I'm hanging there

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suspended like a feather in the
breeze. Below is your reflection

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like an image from the past, but
I can't be sure if it's really

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you cuz you're wearing a tribal
mask, take it off, take off the

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mask. Good shit.

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It's unbelievable. It's good.
Yeah. So that's like that, to me

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is like a classic hippie song
because it's actually, what are

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you talking about? I mean, it's
obviously a drug induced, you

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know, lyric? Yeah, you think?
Yeah, I think so. But he but

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he's, uh, but since Glover is
like, you know, an old pro, you

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know, he, he puts a song
together around a very nice

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melody and rhythm. And, and the
arrangement is just dynamite.

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It's it's actually one of the
finest crystals of all this if

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you if you anyone out there is
listening to these, these these,

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these interludes they tend to be
pretty. They tend to be oriented

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or fairly hard.

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I'm going to I'm going to switch
it on right after the show. You

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have another we have six coming,
right?

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Yes, six and then the one that's
going to dead that that I'm

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really impressed with myself is
seven. He said modestly. Seven

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is bras because seven is just a
mind boggler.

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So what when will sit when
going, can I have six? Probably

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Monday, okay, then I'll repeat
five right after the show.

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Because people need to hear I
mean, it'll put you in a good

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mood. And it's, you know how
important it is to have a build

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up, you know, and you just did
it, man, you fucking Nailed it.

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Nailed it.

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Hey, back to the the Leonard
Skinner Freeburg for anybody

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who's not going oh, these guys
are boring me stiff, they're

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gonna tune out. But let me
finish with this one comment.

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Free Birds always fascinated me
as a song. And so I'm driving

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around with my daughter, one day
and free bird comes on the

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station that I listened to on
the radio, so you got to hear

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it. And I explained to her the
song and you know, the fact is

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kind of a, it's almost a cliche,
Song people like to play, you

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know, just like there's another
one or two of these types of

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anthems that go on forever.
They're very long songs from the

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developed in the 70s. And so I'm
listened to and it fades out at

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the end and say, What would
happen to the end of the song

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sucks.

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I hate that. Yep, you're right.
It's a great song, even though

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people laugh about it, and you
can yell it at concerts play

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Freebird.

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And so I had, I didn't realize
that I had been listening to

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this outtake version all these
years. And then when I dug up to

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my CD that has it on there, and
it explained that was the

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outtake version. And it was
exactly the same song except it

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has an actual ending. And so
that's the one I ran with

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because I found the other one it
was like I was because he

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actually has a nice ending. I
don't understand what the point

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of that other release was. And
that's the one that was publicly

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released. It's gotta be some
executive bonehead.

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Oh, yeah, of course. You know,
some some dork. I mean, this

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wasn't even ever released as a
single I probably not. Yeah,

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no, but this for I think, when
it first appeared on it, even on

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an LP was this this bad version?

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Yeah, no, I had never heard the
version that actually ended. So

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I appreciate it. I really
appreciate it. John. Who's that?

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Who says that? I really
appreciate it. Thanks for

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listening. I really appreciate
it. Michael Obama, Michael

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Butler.

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Oh, rocks rock and let's get
this great line. He's, he had on

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this thing I'm listening to as
your I do. Listen to the media.

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Today. Once in a while. He says,
Yeah, no, I like my women. I

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said, I like my women. Like I
like my coffee. Black dumb

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guys a trip.

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I love him. I thought that was
hilarious. Guys. That's really

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good. Kind of a meta joke. He's
a

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he's a trick. Let's ease into it
here. email from listener Kevin

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Schmidt. says Adam I don't even
know what to say about this. I

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just saw a commercial on TV and
it said something along the

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lines of kids don't you want to
walk in Obama shoes and be a

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part of great change? Keep up
the great work with no agenda. I

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look forward to every show so he
sent me a link to Obama shoes.tv

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which does have said commercial

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ships success and well being of
every American child is my

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highest priority. I want every
child to have the opportunities

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either kid want to be a part of
history and walk with President

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He's here he's got the official,
his signature underneath his

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picture

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away. Now this is a dish these
guys are going to be out of

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business in two weeks I
guarantee it. Two weeks from

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today would revisit this and I
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prohibited by law.

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You're one these guys are toast.
There's no way they could

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they've been cracking down on
this stuff. And in fact, the

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funny thing is, do they have any
of the Obama logos? Yeah, are

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the logo that if you go to the
websites and logos, their

439
00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:03,630
copyright, we would because the
audience should know that we had

440
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:07,590
tried? Yeah, we had looked into
this. Yeah. Because we you and

441
00:26:07,590 --> 00:26:11,790
me. We're going to do Obama
armbands. Yep. And with that

442
00:26:11,790 --> 00:26:16,020
logo, we were denied. You can't
do it. I mean, it's I mean, you

443
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:18,270
could but you know, you're gonna
they're gonna just stop you

444
00:26:18,270 --> 00:26:20,760
eventually. And I don't think
you'd want the IRS pounding on

445
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,630
the door because you did some
armbands, but I still think the

446
00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:28,620
armbands are hilarious, but you
know, we're not doing them. I

447
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,340
got an email.

448
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,730
He's got an email.

449
00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:38,820
Okay, this is from Mitchell,
Mitchell, Gordon. Hi, guys. I

450
00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:42,630
just heard an NA 97 word John
mentioned set stepping, which is

451
00:26:42,630 --> 00:26:46,650
the people that bring in the
cocaine for Coca Cola. Right,

452
00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:49,320
right. And we didn't talk and I
had to send this note to you New

453
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:58,200
Trier, which is the school that
that Rahm Emanuel and Rumsfeld

454
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:03,000
went to has two campuses, a
freshman campus in Northfield

455
00:27:03,150 --> 00:27:06,270
and the main campus with
sophomores, juniors and seniors

456
00:27:06,270 --> 00:27:11,190
about 15 miles away in Winnetka.
The freshman campus campus which

457
00:27:11,190 --> 00:27:15,960
I attend has six buildings. One
of the buildings, the infamous B

458
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,440
Building, is rented out to a
company as an office building

459
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,040
with their main company. None
other than stepping

460
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,440
once they've got coke on campus.

461
00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:29,940
Well, it's at the main company
specific building being 50 yards

462
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:33,000
away from the nutria Trier
campus, the companies don't no,

463
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:34,200
no, no the

464
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:37,560
kids come to our school, we've
got Koch on campus.

465
00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:42,450
It's just this meant leaves. To
me, it seems like a rather large

466
00:27:42,450 --> 00:27:46,500
coincidence that the only
company licensed to import

467
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:50,820
cocaine happens to be renting
buildings from Rama manuals and

468
00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:54,270
Donald Rumsfeld's high school
and have their world

469
00:27:54,270 --> 00:27:58,710
headquarters located right next
to the school. Could that be the

470
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:02,130
relationship between New Trier
and stepping is more than it

471
00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:04,110
appears? We need to look show.

472
00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:08,370
Yeah, we really need to look
into that. That's outrageous.

473
00:28:09,150 --> 00:28:11,580
You know, as far as I'm
concerned, they should be import

474
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:12,480
more of those leaps.

475
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:16,290
I know I've never done it. I
mean, I know you've talked about

476
00:28:16,290 --> 00:28:18,420
the leaves. But I've never done
coke. I have no interest in it.

477
00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:21,030
I don't care. I've actually
never even seen anyone do it

478
00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:23,640
around me if you can believe it.
Considering my history.

479
00:28:24,030 --> 00:28:27,540
When I say one of my producers
says it's pronounced new tree

480
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,710
or? Oh,

481
00:28:28,830 --> 00:28:34,320
apologies. We did not want to
start any control because

482
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,440
the leaves are very crazy. I
mean, they're very fundamental

483
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:42,150
to the Andes culture. In
Bolivia, in Ecuador.

484
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,820
They put that on their
cornflakes up there, don't they?

485
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,410
So I'm what I've mentioned this
before, because I've chewed on

486
00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:52,710
these things. And the it's like
it's like chewing on lawn

487
00:28:52,710 --> 00:29:00,360
clippings left to dry out in the
sun. It's just worse. You can't

488
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,710
get can't get enough moisture
out of your mouth actually do. I

489
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:06,330
mean it's just what it what does
it do to you? Do

490
00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:07,260
you feel weird?

491
00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:10,980
No, you don't feel anything
except when you feel normal

492
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:13,320
because you're up at a high
altitude where you're just

493
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:18,090
gasping for breath. And these
things give you a kind of a

494
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:21,990
normalizing stamina where you
don't feel that you're up at

495
00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:25,920
14,000 feet you're you feel
pretty normal. Interesting. I

496
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,120
could use these things in in
Telluride, Colorado these leaves

497
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:34,950
How about in aviation? I don't
see why I don't do be honest

498
00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:42,060
about there's no there's there's
zero. i Hi, there's no Hi.

499
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,210
What a waste. What's the use?
Yeah,

500
00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:50,250
see where you saying it, but it
meets. In fact, it's just a

501
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:54,300
normalizing thing. And it's
actually once you've realized

502
00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:59,100
what's going on with them. It's
just that you just that's what

503
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,590
you're going to be chewing on.
time because you didn't want to

504
00:30:01,590 --> 00:30:06,000
just walk in some of these
places up in the northern, the

505
00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:09,420
highest peaks of the Andes where
there's villages above the

506
00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:13,470
timber line. There's no trees up
there. Just a walk around,

507
00:30:13,470 --> 00:30:17,550
especially up and it's hilly,
which is a problem. You get

508
00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:20,400
pooped. I mean, it's just like,
Yeah, of course, because you got

509
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,850
no oxygen. Yeah, absolutely.
Shoe on these leaves. And you,

510
00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:26,490
you still get a little poop, but
it's like, there's a big

511
00:30:26,490 --> 00:30:28,740
difference between you and
everyone who's not chewing the

512
00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:29,700
leaves. Yeah, I remember

513
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:32,730
you told me that you were you
were doing just fine. And you

514
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,300
neglected to mention the cocoa
leaves at the time. So bags,

515
00:30:36,390 --> 00:30:38,580
cats out of the bag. No, I don't
think you mentioned it.

516
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,960
Yeah, two handfuls. And I was
walking past, you know, kids

517
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,150
that were that could barely, you
know, they're 20 years younger

518
00:30:45,150 --> 00:30:47,310
than me. They could they
couldn't walk they were bent

519
00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:51,990
over. You know, gasping was. I'm
thinking hey, come on. Let's go.

520
00:30:51,990 --> 00:30:53,130
What's your what's your problem?

521
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,730
Speaking of kids, man. I don't
know if I presume I have not

522
00:30:56,730 --> 00:31:00,930
looked at the vorak. Delta. org
slash blog. I presume you saw

523
00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:03,690
this article from the New York
Times which I'm going to Skype

524
00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:07,320
you the link right now. Titled
scouts trained to fight

525
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:13,440
terrorists. And more. Have you
seen this? Is this an outrage?

526
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:17,520
They're training Boy Scouts to
be like, militia?

527
00:31:19,770 --> 00:31:21,900
Border Patrol. Yeah. Well,
militia.

528
00:31:22,290 --> 00:31:27,180
I mean, it's crazy. I mean, and
I encourage everyone, it'll be

529
00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:30,660
in the show notes. Of course,
no. agenda.me veoh.com to read

530
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:35,670
through this. You know, as the
sheriff's deputy says, shouting

531
00:31:35,670 --> 00:31:39,030
bad. This is about being a true
blooded American guy and girl,

532
00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:42,000
which, you know, it fits right
in with the honor and bravery of

533
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,270
the Boy Scouts. And, and it's
like, you know, here, put them

534
00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:48,420
on his face, put a knee in his
back. I guarantee I'll shut up

535
00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:52,140
then. I mean, this is the kind
of training they're getting. And

536
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:54,480
this, by the way, is our
audience for the armbands, which

537
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,380
it bums me out the perfect. I
got some brown shirts in the

538
00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:00,210
closet too, which I think would
look nifty.

539
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:07,740
This is unbelievable. This is
unbelievable. Yeah. And the

540
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:10,320
pictures are just two branches.

541
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,940
I mean, this looks like 15 year
old kids and combat gear with

542
00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:21,630
handguns and assault rifles and
I want to cry. So raw.

543
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:27,540
Yeah. This article is people who
follow the show. This will be

544
00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:30,030
posted in the show notes. You
have to if you haven't seen this

545
00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:33,390
article, The New York Times and
we do have a version of it on

546
00:32:33,390 --> 00:32:36,990
the blog. But if you haven't
seen this article, it's just

547
00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:40,980
like it's a head shaker and an
eye roller that to the max.

548
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:45,090
Yeah. Yeah, really is. You'll
just get and these kids look

549
00:32:45,090 --> 00:32:48,150
like that. I mean, it's fun when
you want to get into it. Please

550
00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:51,930
say it, say it say it say it's
like a bunch of Boneheads. Yeah.

551
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,580
Yeah, these are the kids who
always have the big bunch of

552
00:32:56,580 --> 00:33:00,300
keys dangling from their belt.
You know, that one

553
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:05,700
of them has to know really,
really, really? Frog gotta look

554
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:06,240
at it again.

555
00:33:07,590 --> 00:33:09,720
Because those are always the
kids. Oh, you're right now he

556
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,820
only has like couple. Well, they
all have a key though.

557
00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:14,520
No, I think he's got he's got
for worse. He's got the thing

558
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,980
hanging from his belt with a
hook and it looks like it goes

559
00:33:16,980 --> 00:33:21,270
into his pocket. These are the
guys who have the keys or the or

560
00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:24,030
the my favorite all time
favorite thing is that these

561
00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:28,290
guys do, which must be a chick
magnet is you have this keychain

562
00:33:28,290 --> 00:33:32,850
thing hooked to a hole drilled
through your wallet. And then

563
00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:36,180
the wallet is shoved into your
pocket hooked to this chain is

564
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:39,090
like everybody's out to get your
wallet out. I mean,

565
00:33:40,530 --> 00:33:43,740
I don't want all that important
cash to get ripped off, baby.

566
00:33:43,770 --> 00:33:53,340
They got to take me with it all
my money. Funny. Oh, so I got to

567
00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:56,820
do another piece of email here
kind of relates a bit. Adam, I

568
00:33:56,820 --> 00:34:00,810
hate it when you talk about the
military because you were always

569
00:34:00,810 --> 00:34:01,560
wrong.

570
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,710
Oh, yeah, I got this one too.
And it's okay. First

571
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:08,850
of all, anyone in the military.
I appreciate and respect your

572
00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:12,060
service. From coming from my
background. I have a right to

573
00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:15,030
say that and I know what it
means to serve your country from

574
00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,850
a family standpoint. And so I'm
Yeah,

575
00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:20,490
you don't have to apologize.
You're not anti Mila No, of

576
00:34:20,490 --> 00:34:23,340
course not. The latest just make
you make errors. Yes,

577
00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:25,980
of course. And this is why we
read these emails. So the latest

578
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:28,530
was your theory of the friendly
fire incident in Iraq. The

579
00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:31,500
incident was at a mental health
facility and those killed were

580
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:34,710
mental health professionals and
patients. That explains why they

581
00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:37,020
didn't defend themselves. They
probably didn't have weapons.

582
00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:40,140
Additionally, this was nowhere
near the green zone. This is the

583
00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:41,970
story that I talked about. Where

584
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,180
was it guy guy? The Maniac goes
in and pissed off.

585
00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:48,660
Right and assault and sources
say that this was actually an

586
00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:52,110
attack on Nancy Pelosi who was
there. The commanding general in

587
00:34:52,110 --> 00:34:55,320
Afghanistan was replaced not the
commanding general in Iraq so

588
00:34:55,350 --> 00:34:58,200
that that's a big bone mistake
on my part also when the

589
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,930
military does something weird
sometimes It is just because we

590
00:35:00,930 --> 00:35:05,190
do stupid things, okay?
Conspiracy theorists often give

591
00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:08,190
us too much credit the military
or just people sometimes people

592
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:11,370
do stupid things like fly the
Presidential 747 around the

593
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,980
Statue of Liberty and take
pretty pictures. Yeah. Okay, I

594
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:16,920
got a bridge for sale for you
for that one. I distrust the

595
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,350
government almost as much as you
do, but sometimes we just do

596
00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:23,010
stupid things that don't involve
a national conspiracy. On a side

597
00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:25,590
note, I supported a special ops
mission a few days ago in

598
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:29,460
Afghanistan, the mission took
down an opiate grower and burned

599
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:33,180
several 100,000 pounds of
heroin. Great opium. Probably a

600
00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:35,850
drop in the bucket, but we do
take them down sometimes. I

601
00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:38,100
know. I know. You're going to
say he was probably the

602
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,200
competition. I love you anyway,
man.

603
00:35:41,850 --> 00:35:45,570
You know what? He was probably
the competition. I like that. He

604
00:35:45,570 --> 00:35:48,960
didn't sign up. He didn't sign
up with the consortium. Hey,

605
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,260
buddy. She that feel that you're
gonna give us you're gonna sign

606
00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:54,930
up? No. Okay. Furnace.

607
00:35:54,990 --> 00:36:00,210
Exactly. He's not he's not in
the group in the clan. I

608
00:36:00,210 --> 00:36:03,240
didn't. He hasn't signed in. He
hasn't signed up to give his

609
00:36:03,690 --> 00:36:05,310
put his name on the signup
sheet.

610
00:36:07,530 --> 00:36:10,230
Tamil Tigers concede defeat.

611
00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:13,260
Yeah, this is this is big shit.
I'm glad your

612
00:36:13,950 --> 00:36:16,500
stories you're getting very
little play in the US. But it's

613
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:20,850
it's one of the main. I mean,
this is the one place where

614
00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:24,000
European soil all the terrorism
in the world is a Muslims.

615
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,720
There's no this is the worst. I
think over 50,000 people were

616
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:32,010
killed on terrorist acts. In Sri
Lanka, what used to be called

617
00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:32,700
Ceylon.

618
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,480
Just explain Yeah, explain
briefly what's going on there.

619
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,910
And I'm picking on getting a
newspaper article as well. Go

620
00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:39,180
ahead.

621
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:43,380
There was there's two groups of
people battling each other as

622
00:36:43,410 --> 00:36:49,320
Buddhists, and Hindus. And the
Hindu Tamils is a specific kind

623
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:56,760
of a religion, sect, sect. And
the they've been in a beef for I

624
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,950
don't know how long when it
first started was over 10 years

625
00:36:58,950 --> 00:36:59,580
ago, I think

626
00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:03,060
I think even longer I mean, in
the 80s Sri Lanka used to be

627
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:06,390
like the place to go it was a
vacation paradise,

628
00:37:06,630 --> 00:37:10,650
but it actually don't understand
it's still to be but the area

629
00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:12,960
where this is fighting going on
is ridiculous. And and it's some

630
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,660
of the worst kinds of terrorists
you'd like Napoli's if you'd

631
00:37:15,660 --> 00:37:17,850
like to relate to the uranium on
your cornflakes. Yeah, it's a

632
00:37:17,850 --> 00:37:18,630
great place to be.

633
00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:23,910
And anyway, that it's over.
Finally, they started to crack

634
00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:27,030
down the Indian government's who
the problem was the Tamils, were

635
00:37:27,030 --> 00:37:29,700
the troublemakers. And,

636
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,930
by the way, who, by the way, are
a ragtag bunch, including women

637
00:37:34,290 --> 00:37:37,170
who just get blown to pieces,
their heads blown off, their

638
00:37:37,170 --> 00:37:41,010
bodies explode, exploded? You
know, it's women as well, who

639
00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:42,240
are who are fighting?

640
00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:47,130
Yeah. And they were fighting
against the Buddhists. And the

641
00:37:47,130 --> 00:37:50,400
Indian government was like,
Well, you know, they were like

642
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,250
wishy washy about doing anything
about it. And I think it's

643
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:55,920
because they, you know, the
Tamils, were Hindus, and, and

644
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,130
nobody in India as it is very, I
mean, even though Buddhism

645
00:37:59,130 --> 00:38:03,060
actually, or originated in
India, this is not a Buddhist

646
00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:05,700
country. And I think they were
just I think they were lacks, I

647
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:09,450
think the Indian, I mean, it's
it the Indians are not great at

648
00:38:09,450 --> 00:38:10,590
law enforcement.

649
00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:14,490
So there was a huge article in
the Financial Times, by the

650
00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:17,340
way, we do expect email after I
said that, that's okay.

651
00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:20,040
Now, you know, just the fact
that we're bringing this up as

652
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:23,730
great, huge article full page in
the Financial Times for this

653
00:38:23,730 --> 00:38:28,680
weekend. And there's an
important little side note that

654
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,340
China is actually the huge
beneficiary of all of this,

655
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:35,490
because Beijing, I'll just read
from the paper, Beijing has, in

656
00:38:35,490 --> 00:38:38,850
the last few years, become a
crucial supplier of weaponry and

657
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:43,140
aid to Sri Lanka. More than
that, it has helped to deflect

658
00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:47,040
international criticism of mass
civilian casualties in the war,

659
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,780
in return, Beijing has won
access to a key Sri Lankan port,

660
00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:54,960
giving it a strategic foothold
next to one of the world's

661
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,960
premier shipping lanes right
under the nose of the South

662
00:38:57,990 --> 00:39:02,520
Asian regional power, India. So
this is a very, very big deal.

663
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:07,050
And I encourage you to look at
Google Maps or Google Earth,

664
00:39:07,290 --> 00:39:09,570
take a look at this shit and see
where it is, you know, it'll,

665
00:39:09,570 --> 00:39:10,590
it'll be good for you.

666
00:39:12,090 --> 00:39:14,610
I didn't know that. That makes
sense. I mean,

667
00:39:14,610 --> 00:39:17,400
and that, that was like, Okay,
that makes a hell of a lot of

668
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,970
sense. And so the Chinese have
basically been funding this,

669
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,870
this horrible atrocity, which
has killed many, many civilians.

670
00:39:25,170 --> 00:39:28,080
And what they're getting back
for it is the quid pro quo is

671
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,720
they get the shipping lanes and
they get the port right there. I

672
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:33,840
mean, this is so clear, this is
New World Order.

673
00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:39,300
It's again as India being you
know, I don't know what their

674
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:42,870
problem is. I mean, but the
thing is, this battle had to was

675
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:46,650
halted. It should have been
halted years ago. And the

676
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,970
Chinese getting getting

677
00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:52,650
here in the United Kingdom. The
Tamils have been protesting

678
00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:55,230
they've gone on hunger strikes.
They've been outside Whitehall.

679
00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:57,420
They've been you know,
demonstrating and actually I

680
00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:59,970
believe it came to a little bit
of a head there were some scars

681
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,020
rushes going on last weekend.
And how much do we see about on

682
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:08,400
the news? No, I mean, all we're
seeing is I'm in love with the

683
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:14,190
fairy tale. Eurovision. And this
is happening in London in London

684
00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:17,070
every single day. There's
hundreds if not 1000s of people

685
00:40:17,070 --> 00:40:19,710
protesting saying, Hey, you guys
gotta do something about this

686
00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:23,040
shit because you know, people
are dying, civilians are dying.

687
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:30,330
Well, whatever. That's a t shirt
right there. People are dying.

688
00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:31,470
And on the back of that,
whatever,

689
00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:39,270
whatever. So, so I guess Obama
is gonna speak at Notre Dame, by

690
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:44,310
the way his did Michelle Obama.
Obama's on the speaking tour. I

691
00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:48,210
mean, do these guys actually do
any work? Oh, Michelle Obama is

692
00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:53,940
giving the commencement speech
speech at UC Merced. Where's the

693
00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:57,300
newest campus at the University
of California, which was, which

694
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:59,730
was kind of doing what it could
to try to get people even come

695
00:40:59,730 --> 00:41:03,750
to the school. I mean, nobody
was I mean, if, if the campuses

696
00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:06,630
of the University of California
are already in Hicksville with

697
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:10,470
Riverside, and Davis and God
knows where else they have some

698
00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:15,900
of these campuses, now they open
one in Merced or Modesto. I

699
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:19,770
mean, it must have been Modesto.
And then it's like, Michelle,

700
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,740
all of a sudden, they're giving
a commencement speech. They have

701
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:26,640
room for like 2000 people to
watch this and they're tweeting

702
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,240
then apparently 25,000 People
coming this order already did I

703
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,900
don't think she ever did yet.
But it's like 25,000 Wow.

704
00:41:35,430 --> 00:41:38,190
Yeah, when when they were over
here for the GS or the rock

705
00:41:38,190 --> 00:41:40,530
star, we're stuck with these
rock stars. Yeah. When when they

706
00:41:40,530 --> 00:41:43,200
were over here for the G 20.
Michelle Obama went to a girl

707
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,630
school and spoke at a girl
school and you know, she's a

708
00:41:45,630 --> 00:41:49,530
big, big example and hero and
blahdy blahdy blah. Yeah, well,

709
00:41:49,530 --> 00:41:50,190
you know, it's

710
00:41:52,290 --> 00:41:55,380
you know, I mean, it gets better
service at a restaurant in

711
00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:55,950
Belgium.

712
00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,580
Belgium, Brussels.

713
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:03,420
You know, the joke would have
been in France but there's never

714
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:06,660
been no matter what was to
deserve this is what it is.

715
00:42:07,259 --> 00:42:14,399
Yeah, that's for sure. This is
I'm glad this was I picked this

716
00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:19,589
up off a Twitter it was sent in
an apt reply to me. You want to

717
00:42:19,619 --> 00:42:21,629
you want to talk about Gitmo
nation, you want to talk about

718
00:42:21,629 --> 00:42:26,039
New World Order. You want to
talk about what is being done to

719
00:42:26,039 --> 00:42:29,459
save journalism, as we have
discussed many times in this

720
00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:32,549
program in particular
newspapers, from the guardian

721
00:42:32,549 --> 00:42:34,949
who reports and I'm the reason
I'm using the Guardian is

722
00:42:34,949 --> 00:42:37,829
because while all the other
reports I have are in Dutch,

723
00:42:38,309 --> 00:42:41,849
Dutch government to pay salaries
of 60 newspaper journalists.

724
00:42:41,909 --> 00:42:46,589
Yeah, we blog this to 4 million
euros to pay the salaries of 60

725
00:42:46,589 --> 00:42:49,019
young journalist to work on
otherwise commercially funded

726
00:42:49,019 --> 00:42:53,699
regional and national newspapers
across the Netherlands. Does

727
00:42:53,699 --> 00:43:02,189
anyone see how this is wrong?
It's like like this. Look at

728
00:43:02,189 --> 00:43:06,869
that. This is so wrong. It's the
Ministry of Truth.

729
00:43:08,610 --> 00:43:11,430
The Ministry of Truth, that's
what we need.

730
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:15,270
You know what? That's from?
Truth. You know what? That's

731
00:43:15,270 --> 00:43:19,950
wrong. Right? That's from 1980.
Ford, Orwell. Oh, it's Oh,

732
00:43:19,950 --> 00:43:22,230
right. Right, right. Ministry of
Truth where you got all these

733
00:43:22,230 --> 00:43:26,100
journalists who are, you know,
correcting, correcting the news?

734
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,580
Yeah, and even the archives,
they go back and I can totally

735
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:36,660
see that. And this is this is so
much a step towards it. And you

736
00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:39,630
know, and I haven't really seen
the discussion anywhere other

737
00:43:39,630 --> 00:43:42,120
than, yeah, your newspapers are
really, really important, you

738
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,990
know, and then so the government
needs to support it. But please,

739
00:43:46,170 --> 00:43:49,890
no, this is not how you get
independence. This is how you

740
00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:54,570
get ministry of the Ministry of
Truth Ministry of Truth. Yeah,

741
00:43:54,570 --> 00:43:57,300
we should have a jingle for
that. Jeff Smith, emailed and

742
00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:59,400
he's going to be in San
Francisco. I think when I'm

743
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,350
there beginning of June, is
there Macworld coming up or

744
00:44:01,350 --> 00:44:03,420
something in June? To some kind
of

745
00:44:03,450 --> 00:44:07,800
no did macros in January.
Developers Conference maybe?

746
00:44:08,310 --> 00:44:09,150
Huh?

747
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:12,090
Well, anyway, he said that he
you know, he had blown out his

748
00:44:12,090 --> 00:44:15,390
pipes and he had to take it easy
for a while, but he's going to

749
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:17,850
get some more jingles our way. I
love that guy. You know, he's

750
00:44:17,850 --> 00:44:21,030
made a career out of this. Out
of out of the jingle business

751
00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:23,940
for podcasts. He's made a real
career. It's fine literature

752
00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:29,580
podcast. Yes, they do. Well, he
also he also has ringtones. And

753
00:44:29,610 --> 00:44:32,220
I haven't I've never really
looked into exactly what it is,

754
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:38,280
but just Google, Jeff Smith, G O
F F. Jeff Smith ringtones or go

755
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:42,420
to the Jeff smith.com. And you
can find me that's also working

756
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,250
very well. I got to figure out
what he's doing because he's

757
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:47,730
doing something successful. And
I like that. We got to look into

758
00:44:47,730 --> 00:44:48,060
that.

759
00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:52,440
So Wolfram Alpha came out.

760
00:44:53,010 --> 00:44:55,170
Is this a is this a video game?

761
00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:59,220
You're onto a new search engine
was not really searching. Right,

762
00:44:59,220 --> 00:44:59,400
right.

763
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,430
This is the thing that has all
this super algorithm and it's

764
00:45:02,430 --> 00:45:05,040
actually supposed to get you
answers, not links or something.

765
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,340
Yeah, there's no links. Did you
ask it a question? Or you don't

766
00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:10,830
even ask it a question put in
San Francisco and you get the

767
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:16,020
essentially a version of kind of
CIA Factbook.

768
00:45:17,699 --> 00:45:20,099
Is it reasonable? Wolfram
alpha.com.

769
00:45:20,519 --> 00:45:23,879
Yeah. And but what's interesting
about is you can put comparative

770
00:45:23,879 --> 00:45:26,219
stuff in there, you can put San
Francisco, Cincinnati, something

771
00:45:26,219 --> 00:45:27,839
else and you get these
comparisons where you can put a

772
00:45:27,839 --> 00:45:31,349
bunch of countries in and you
get a combined population. And

773
00:45:31,379 --> 00:45:35,399
it's actually, for people who
I've mentioned this in a column

774
00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:41,669
I wrote that if anyone who's
doing a talk show like us, you

775
00:45:41,669 --> 00:45:44,429
should just have it up all the
time. Because you can type in

776
00:45:44,429 --> 00:45:46,619
you know, you'd have a quick
question about something and you

777
00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:49,349
just think it answers it without
having to deal with it. As you

778
00:45:49,349 --> 00:45:51,239
know, a middleman will be
Google. I

779
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,750
did what is no agenda and
Wolfram Alpha isn't sure what to

780
00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:55,770
do with my input.

781
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:58,290
Yeah, because that's not what it
does. Oh,

782
00:45:58,319 --> 00:46:00,179
what what would the question be?

783
00:46:00,779 --> 00:46:03,929
Well, you say we're talking
about put in Tamil, put in

784
00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:12,299
Tamil, Sri Lanka, okay. Sri
Lanka paradise. I think the

785
00:46:12,299 --> 00:46:14,729
thing that has to be dealt with
me you have to realize what this

786
00:46:14,729 --> 00:46:15,629
thing can and can't.

787
00:46:16,170 --> 00:46:20,040
So I get I'm sorry, Dave. I'm
afraid I can't do that. Wolfert

788
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,220
Wolfram Alpha has temporarily
exceeded its current maximum

789
00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:27,540
test load. See the live video
feed of the control center?

790
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:30,180
Whoa, hold on a second. You must
be pretty

791
00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:33,180
tight. Wait, wait, let me get
this straight. It's got the

792
00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:36,390
bandwidth to show you some live
video feeds. But again, give me

793
00:46:37,410 --> 00:46:37,830
a good one.

794
00:46:38,009 --> 00:46:41,849
Yeah, that's pretty rich on it.
Although it's not really loading

795
00:46:41,849 --> 00:46:44,909
the video. Oh, in here, and here
comes here comes let's see, we

796
00:46:44,909 --> 00:46:49,829
get oh, that's on Justin TV.
That's why. Okay, so

797
00:46:49,830 --> 00:46:53,340
it's not their feed. Anyway, so
that's what it's good for me

798
00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:55,020
right now. Everyone's looking at
it. And they're probably

799
00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:58,620
bitching a lot, because you
can't do for example, a vanity

800
00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:01,740
search and get anywhere. So I
thought about you,

801
00:47:01,770 --> 00:47:04,080
I read an interesting,
interesting little note. And

802
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,690
something we have not talked
about, of course, is our

803
00:47:06,690 --> 00:47:14,970
budding. Nearly Smit. The anti
competition. European Council

804
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:20,190
Member chick who was just who
was just she was just find Intel

805
00:47:20,190 --> 00:47:25,530
$1.4 billion for and we'll talk
about that in a second. But I

806
00:47:25,530 --> 00:47:28,800
was reading some related
articles about Wolfram Alpha.

807
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,980
And you know, say, Well, you
know, should Google be worried

808
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:35,880
about this? And of course, well,
first of all, no, but second of

809
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,390
all, it's competition is exactly
what they need. They're probably

810
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:42,330
funding it on the back end. It's
exactly what they need. So they

811
00:47:42,330 --> 00:47:45,030
don't get into this anti
competitive problem.

812
00:47:46,710 --> 00:47:49,650
Yeah, there is that. But the
fact of the matter is Wolfram

813
00:47:49,650 --> 00:47:53,400
Alpha and Google have nothing in
common you don't use in fact,

814
00:47:53,910 --> 00:47:57,120
even with Wolfram Alpha, when
you get your data, it has a link

815
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,850
to the Google site if you want
to get you know, the normal

816
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:00,600
result. There you

817
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,090
go there. I told you that
they've they're on the back end.

818
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,160
Now, there needs to be some
competition to Google right now.

819
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:12,030
There's nothing Microsoft can't
seem to do it because I think

820
00:48:12,030 --> 00:48:13,500
there's too cheap,

821
00:48:13,589 --> 00:48:16,409
but it always makes me laugh.
Because, you know, there's they

822
00:48:16,499 --> 00:48:19,529
say, well, it's anti competitive
and they've got a lock on the

823
00:48:19,529 --> 00:48:22,859
internet advertising market. I'm
like, you know, the internet is

824
00:48:22,859 --> 00:48:27,419
the most competitive place to be
I mean, any anybody can start a

825
00:48:27,419 --> 00:48:30,029
competitor to Google you
probably won't succeed, but

826
00:48:30,029 --> 00:48:32,909
anybody can start it there are
no gating factors that the

827
00:48:32,909 --> 00:48:33,719
government can

828
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:36,630
provide you guys over to beat
you up.

829
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:40,920
No, not at all. You don't have
to use Google you know, it's an

830
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:45,930
It's nuts. That's crazy talk.
But this intel AMD thing was

831
00:48:45,930 --> 00:48:49,530
that part of the the eons of
lawsuits that you have actually

832
00:48:49,530 --> 00:48:55,920
testified in court for Yeah,
this is it so so this is the

833
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,050
result of your your of your
labor

834
00:48:58,770 --> 00:49:02,460
flow, I didn't know what to do
with it most stuff. Good job.

835
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,280
Good job. Thank you very much,
ladies sit down with me here the

836
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:12,330
whole week. So no, this is a
this actually is a result of a

837
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:18,330
more recent, most of those
lawsuits that go back were all

838
00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:22,020
instituted by Intel as a
harassment scheme. And it was

839
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:25,830
you know, typical of the Silicon
Valley mentality. This more

840
00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:31,080
recent one was the result
literally of AMD complaining

841
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:35,580
bitterly to anyone who would
listen about the business

842
00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:40,230
practices that Intel employed to
keep AMD and it's kind of its

843
00:49:40,230 --> 00:49:45,060
place short sheeted as it were
and the EU paid attention and

844
00:49:45,060 --> 00:49:47,490
now it's you know, the but now
Intel's get a little worried

845
00:49:47,490 --> 00:49:49,380
about the fact that you know,
these things are kind of like

846
00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:52,890
dominoes, because, you know,
nobody does anything and nobody

847
00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:56,010
does anything. Nobody does
anything and then one person,

848
00:49:56,130 --> 00:50:04,830
you know Nellie melee. Yeah.
Whatever she does something and

849
00:50:04,830 --> 00:50:08,220
it's a big deal and Intel of
course poo poos it but its

850
00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:12,120
effect is it's a huge deal and
now everyone else's that didn't

851
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,930
do anything is re examining you
know well as they get to La

852
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:18,480
we're gonna look bad here you
know the EU is doing all the

853
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,700
hard heavy lifting we bet we're
going to look like a bunch of

854
00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:22,770
schmucks and we don't do
something you know what happened

855
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:25,860
to you know these other guys you
know you start to get worried

856
00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:29,580
these bureaucrats bureaucrat
mentality entails now has to

857
00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:32,850
deal with the with all this
others just what happened with

858
00:50:32,850 --> 00:50:35,550
Microsoft, I mean, they've
nothing nothing nothing happened

859
00:50:35,550 --> 00:50:39,120
and then what kind of boom
kaboom and then every state now

860
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,940
tries to get in on the action
they get sued over and over and

861
00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:46,080
over but one thing after another
is becomes a nightmare. And this

862
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,390
is what the potential is for
Intel's gonna have to deal with

863
00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:52,020
the nightmare scenario. If they
can't, you know, I don't know

864
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:53,160
what they're going to do about
be honest.

865
00:50:53,460 --> 00:50:58,560
I believe that the fine could
actually amount to like up to

866
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,980
10% of their gross tax.

867
00:51:02,010 --> 00:51:04,530
That's the worst case scenario
fine. They know what they've

868
00:51:04,530 --> 00:51:05,910
never done that fine that I
know.

869
00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:08,730
I mean, you know what that mean?
And being a public company where

870
00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:16,080
you already have Sarbanes Oxley
I mean, that's horrible. Just

871
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:17,460
had to build a bridge to it.
Sorry.

872
00:51:19,350 --> 00:51:20,700
You just wanted to use this.

873
00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:22,830
Let's hear it again. I like it

874
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,600
you're gonna have to have a
bunch of these. You have to be

875
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:34,560
like Cramer on Mad Money. Well,
you have the buttons. The big

876
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,230
buttons. Yeah. Yeah. So you can
hit these things because you

877
00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:41,220
know, if anyone listening if
anyone listens to this show,

878
00:51:41,370 --> 00:51:45,600
they know that you suck at
hitting the sound effects in a

879
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:53,640
timely fashion. Hello, cattle.
This is the pot calling. who

880
00:51:53,640 --> 00:52:00,210
sucks? Maybe. Who sucks anymore
real anymore? Yeah. I got I got

881
00:52:00,210 --> 00:52:01,620
to my news. Yeah, I

882
00:52:01,620 --> 00:52:05,490
got some important things. God
bless the Germans. And I've said

883
00:52:05,490 --> 00:52:09,210
many times, we actually we
almost got the setup pod pod

884
00:52:09,210 --> 00:52:14,370
show Germany at the time. It was
really I had a very good time

885
00:52:14,370 --> 00:52:14,700
with

886
00:52:14,850 --> 00:52:19,560
professor who have the t shirt
by the way. What? God bless the

887
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:27,690
oh god bless the German t shirt.
This is it could be the ultimate

888
00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:30,840
in political control, but it
won't be patented, or as we say

889
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,650
patented. In Germany. German
media outlets reported last week

890
00:52:34,650 --> 00:52:37,980
that a Saudi investors
application to patent a killer

891
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:42,120
chip, as the Swiss tabloids put
it has been denied. The basic

892
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,900
model would consist of a tiny
GPS transceiver placed in a

893
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:49,470
capsule and inserted under a
person's skin so that

894
00:52:49,470 --> 00:52:53,850
authorities could easily track
him. Model B would have an extra

895
00:52:53,850 --> 00:52:58,230
function, a dose of cyanide to
remotely kill the wearer without

896
00:52:58,230 --> 00:53:01,560
muss or fuss if authorities
deemed he'd become a public

897
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,650
threat. The inventor said the
chip can be used to track

898
00:53:04,650 --> 00:53:07,890
terrorists, criminals, fugitives
illegal immigrants, political

899
00:53:07,890 --> 00:53:11,400
dissidents, domestic servants
and foreigners overstaying their

900
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:16,140
visas. What Haven't you
forgotten? You forgot pedophiles

901
00:53:16,140 --> 00:53:19,380
and people look at pornography.
The invention will probably be

902
00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:22,110
found to violate paragraph two
of the German patent law which

903
00:53:22,110 --> 00:53:25,470
does not allow inventions that
transgress public order or good

904
00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:28,530
morals Yeah, I'd say this
overstepped the boundary a bit.

905
00:53:28,530 --> 00:53:35,100
So where did where did this idea
come from? From a guy who was

906
00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:38,850
trying to patent it Oh, man,
Saudi Saudi Saudi Arabia Saudi

907
00:53:38,850 --> 00:53:39,720
inventor so this

908
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:42,870
is the this is the Saudi
contribution to intellectual

909
00:53:42,870 --> 00:53:43,500
property.

910
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,530
Well, remember act us coming
soon. You never know it will be

911
00:53:46,530 --> 00:53:49,560
allowed they might change those
rules about good morals actor

912
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,820
could have it all for us.

913
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:54,600
So here's what the kind of the
downside of this will downside.

914
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:59,820
And besides the fact that chip
is ridiculous, but here's I I'm

915
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:02,460
just gonna predict for people
out there who want to see this

916
00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:06,480
coming down Broadway. If anybody
comes up with any of these

917
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,830
chips, these little tracking
chips, then the idea that you'd

918
00:54:10,830 --> 00:54:15,570
have one with cyanide or arsenic
or cyanide in it. You could say

919
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,510
you sure that that ship that
they're giving you it doesn't

920
00:54:18,510 --> 00:54:21,240
have the cyanide in it, or or
that it's not

921
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:26,310
being banked but controlled by
VISTA. And VISTA is is this

922
00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:30,180
James Bond group organization?
VISTA is Windows Windows Vista.

923
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:44,250
Oh. Right it Bri boots. Android
now with Android? Uh huh. Hello.

924
00:54:44,910 --> 00:54:47,040
Yeah, no, I'm just I'm just
trying to think I'm just

925
00:54:47,070 --> 00:54:50,190
wondering who would come up with
this idea of putting arsenic in

926
00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:51,930
a GPS chip?

927
00:54:52,410 --> 00:54:56,850
I mean, the Saudis are cyanide.
It wasn't arsenic. Cyanide.

928
00:54:56,850 --> 00:54:57,690
Cyanide.

929
00:54:57,780 --> 00:55:04,500
A cyanide? I mean, yeah.
Cyanide. work better the

930
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,810
assignment is an interesting
poison we've talked about before

931
00:55:06,810 --> 00:55:09,000
you can honk the horn but go
ahead I

932
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,610
don't I don't recall what
Cyanide

933
00:55:11,610 --> 00:55:14,610
is like insane it's interesting
because it's fully metabolized

934
00:55:14,610 --> 00:55:20,370
by the body so if you doesn't
kill you you fight doesn't have

935
00:55:20,370 --> 00:55:25,170
any long term damaging effects
necessarily unless you get to

936
00:55:25,170 --> 00:55:27,300
the point where you're almost
kills you but it's almost like

937
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:31,200
it kills you. And then it gets
metabolized is used a lot for

938
00:55:31,650 --> 00:55:35,220
for assassinations where you
want somebody to look like they

939
00:55:35,220 --> 00:55:38,820
had a heart attack because
essentially, it metabolizes so

940
00:55:38,820 --> 00:55:41,430
quickly in the body that it's
hard to to uncover it in an

941
00:55:41,430 --> 00:55:43,800
autopsy. But yeah, oh, that's

942
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,230
right. Yeah, I'm that used to
like do you remember Ellery

943
00:55:46,230 --> 00:55:52,620
Queen? Yeah. Ellery Queen and
his dad is wacky dad. And what

944
00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:54,690
was it? Was it Deke red? No, who
was it? Who was new played

945
00:55:54,690 --> 00:55:58,950
Ellery Queen, the long, lanky?
Kind of Dude, it was a TV show

946
00:55:58,950 --> 00:56:00,780
that tech but there wasn't like
cyanide, you know, it's

947
00:56:00,780 --> 00:56:03,780
impossible to detect because the
body metabolizes it.

948
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:07,050
So but you when you're working
in a chemistry lab, you get you

949
00:56:07,050 --> 00:56:11,070
get this, you smell it every so
often, it's and you tend to if

950
00:56:11,070 --> 00:56:14,670
you know what to look for, yes,
you run into it in food. I mean,

951
00:56:14,670 --> 00:56:18,360
Cyanide is very common. And it's
essentially accounts for the

952
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,950
almond aroma, that

953
00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:22,710
Oh, that's right. Yeah, it
smells like almonds. But how

954
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,300
Cyanide is actually the almond
aroma or an extract of it.

955
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,900
No, it's not an extract of it at
all. But the almond the almond

956
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:34,830
aroma that you're smelling, when
it gets really intense is

957
00:56:34,830 --> 00:56:39,030
actually is cyanide. And in
fact, you've run into the modest

958
00:56:39,030 --> 00:56:43,650
amounts of cyanide in for
example, apricot pits, which are

959
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,770
used in the French us apricot
pits when they make jams and

960
00:56:46,770 --> 00:56:50,310
jellies. They put the pits in
you take you crack, the pit

961
00:56:50,310 --> 00:56:52,800
open, there's a little nut
inside, which is by the way,

962
00:56:52,830 --> 00:56:58,440
delicious. And have your cyanide
pit today. You can't block

963
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,440
people consider that they used
to call it vitamin K anti kiss

964
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,350
was anti cancer. There's a lot
of so controversial

965
00:57:04,350 --> 00:57:06,510
where it's what is the main
source of cyanide?

966
00:57:07,710 --> 00:57:11,310
Cyanide is just a carbon and
nitrogen atom hooked together

967
00:57:11,310 --> 00:57:14,670
the main sources. I mean, it's
just everywhere. I mean,

968
00:57:14,670 --> 00:57:18,060
cyanide. I don't know. Where are
you? I don't know. I don't know.

969
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:19,500
How do you make it? How do you
make it?

970
00:57:21,210 --> 00:57:25,530
It's very actually quite easy to
make. I mean, it's like really

971
00:57:25,530 --> 00:57:31,410
easy to make. Really? Yeah, no,
it's cool. I used to know how to

972
00:57:31,410 --> 00:57:35,820
make it. I meant it but I don't
remember. I do recall is really

973
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:37,920
easy to make. You have to be
real careful. Because you get a

974
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,560
whiff of it every once in a
while you go and then you just

975
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,650
say am I doing and then you
Okay, now I'm fine.

976
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,880
How am I feeling? Am I am I
know? Okay, I'm good. I'm good.

977
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:56,640
So anyway, the, this this
Cyanide is occurs naturally in

978
00:57:56,670 --> 00:58:02,010
food, and then like nuts of
fruit. And that's why you can't

979
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:05,220
eat you mean you can eat a
couple of these pits nuts from

980
00:58:05,310 --> 00:58:08,340
apricots, but if you ate like a
handful, you'd probably be dead.

981
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:12,960
The other one we're shows up and
by the way in the more delicious

982
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:17,310
if you really want to taste
cyanide in its most flavorful

983
00:58:17,310 --> 00:58:17,820
form.

984
00:58:17,850 --> 00:58:20,250
I think we need to do this by
the way when I'm in San

985
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,080
Francisco in June, we must have
some

986
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:25,170
way you can do it. You can do it
in the backyard or like to have

987
00:58:25,170 --> 00:58:25,650
it with you. I'd

988
00:58:25,650 --> 00:58:29,910
like to have some cyanide with
you. Eat join me for the cyanide

989
00:58:29,910 --> 00:58:30,180
party.

990
00:58:30,810 --> 00:58:34,350
Vote Daddy, this is other the
two shots of the head. We've got

991
00:58:34,350 --> 00:58:34,770
him now.

992
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,800
Yeah. Oh, now now we've got Oh,
they were experimenting with

993
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,700
size eight.

994
00:58:41,010 --> 00:58:43,620
So, app an apple.

995
00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:46,410
Wait a bit. Wait, hold on a
second. I believe in UFOs are

996
00:58:46,410 --> 00:58:50,550
coming to save us. I just gotta
say something like that real

997
00:58:50,550 --> 00:58:52,380
quick so that we don't get
knocked out.

998
00:58:52,770 --> 00:58:57,840
Apple seeds, which by the way,
are absolute good Appleseed.

999
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:01,830
Especially if it's if it's a
mature is one of the most

1000
00:59:01,830 --> 00:59:04,260
delicious things you'll ever
have. I mean, they're just

1001
00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:08,340
tasty. And but it's a cyanide
thing. You can't eat more than a

1002
00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:12,540
few of them. You can have one or
two of an apples. Had if you

1003
00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:14,880
want yeah, if you had a tea, I
think a tablespoon of apple

1004
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,950
seeds. You're risking a health
problem

1005
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:23,550
because of the cyanide. Yeah,
wow. Well, that's that's that is

1006
00:59:23,580 --> 00:59:27,660
news. Thank you. That's a that's
a it's a no agenda health tip.

1007
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,090
Don't eat don't eat too many
apple seeds, kids.

1008
00:59:33,390 --> 00:59:38,670
But if you get a real strong
whiff of almond extract smell,

1009
00:59:39,210 --> 00:59:41,730
and that's what this smell would
be exactly like if you get some

1010
00:59:41,730 --> 00:59:44,970
good almond extract and you
sniff it. That's what cyanide

1011
00:59:44,970 --> 00:59:48,780
smells like. Exactly. And if you
get a real strong smell that

1012
00:59:48,780 --> 00:59:50,850
somewhere you know if you can't
hold your breath,

1013
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:54,930
you bet you Yeah, you're
screwed. So it was if you had

1014
00:59:54,930 --> 00:59:58,440
more health and food safety tips
for today.

1015
00:59:58,470 --> 01:00:01,350
Well yeah, if we want to get
intuitive you got it we don't

1016
01:00:01,350 --> 01:00:04,020
have we have a jingle somebody
says by when the food sent news

1017
01:00:04,110 --> 01:00:04,860
I didn't get

1018
01:00:04,860 --> 01:00:08,490
the jingle we got a food jingle.
Yeah. Is that forwarded to me?

1019
01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:11,460
I thought so was use it next
week.

1020
01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:14,580
What's it called? What was it?
You don't remember I'm in Gmail

1021
01:00:14,580 --> 01:00:16,110
so fast often I can't

1022
01:00:16,110 --> 01:00:18,360
use the jingle because I haven't
got to sound effect machine on

1023
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:23,850
my side. But there's an article
you can go to wired look at

1024
01:00:23,850 --> 01:00:26,130
people shouldn't look, check
this out. So here's what here's

1025
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:30,780
what, let me give you a genesis
of how I've come to certain

1026
01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:34,500
conclusions based on the news
that we've been doing over the

1027
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,440
past few months. And the fact
that I was at a used bookstore

1028
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:42,450
and saw Thomas Keller's
cookbook, on a process of

1029
01:00:42,450 --> 01:00:50,010
cooking called su bead. And it's
spelled s o u s v i d e. So

1030
01:00:50,010 --> 01:00:51,420
there's two things that happen
in the news that were

1031
01:00:51,420 --> 01:00:55,650
interesting. One was the smear
campaign against Gordon Ramsay.

1032
01:00:57,180 --> 01:01:02,040
And the other one was the food
poisoning incident at The Fat

1033
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,960
Duck in England.

1034
01:01:05,490 --> 01:01:08,400
Right, right. That was where
they had to close it down.

1035
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:09,630
Right, the celebrity chef,

1036
01:01:10,110 --> 01:01:15,660
right. So Well, I suppose I saw
this book. And I realized by the

1037
01:01:15,660 --> 01:01:18,180
way, I've had this kind of
cooking a couple of times I felt

1038
01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:21,180
I had some in Holland I had a
piece of veal that was prepared

1039
01:01:21,180 --> 01:01:25,410
with the SU V method. I just a
bunch of things fell into place.

1040
01:01:25,410 --> 01:01:28,470
And let me explain. First of
all, Gordon Ramsay was accused

1041
01:01:28,470 --> 01:01:32,430
of using baggy food, you know,
stuff in a plastic bag. And you

1042
01:01:32,430 --> 01:01:36,090
know, he's taking it as though
it was a shortcut, when in fact,

1043
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,030
obviously Ramsay is
experimenting with this cooking

1044
01:01:39,030 --> 01:01:43,050
technique, which involves taking
a piece of food, putting in a

1045
01:01:43,050 --> 01:01:47,040
vacuum sealed, cryovac bag,
sucking all the air out of it,

1046
01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:50,880
throwing it into a water bath
and cooking it rather slowly for

1047
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:54,990
a very long time at a very low
temperature. And this creates a

1048
01:01:55,050 --> 01:01:59,460
unusual cooking, you get a very
weird food out of this

1049
01:01:59,490 --> 01:02:02,070
technique. And it's used mostly
in fact, there was a good

1050
01:02:02,070 --> 01:02:04,350
Wikipedia article, you should
look it up out there everybody,

1051
01:02:04,380 --> 01:02:09,600
so you as vi d, and then make a
copy of that. But it goes on and

1052
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,990
on with an explanation of where
it began. It started in the 70s

1053
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,810
it was came out of France and
everybody who's anybody all

1054
01:02:15,810 --> 01:02:18,240
these hotshot chefs and all the
guys doing the three star

1055
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,640
restaurants are using this
technique because you can

1056
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,130
present somebody with some
really wild food now Michael

1057
01:02:23,130 --> 01:02:26,490
Mina, I know must use it because
he has a duck dish over here in

1058
01:02:26,490 --> 01:02:28,770
his restaurant in San Francisco
that is cooked this way is

1059
01:02:28,770 --> 01:02:32,100
absolutely fantastic. And I had
a piece of veal in Holland that

1060
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:36,510
was obviously this way. And what
it entails is and there's a good

1061
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:40,440
article in Wired Magazine,
because Nathan Myhrvold who is

1062
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:45,360
something of a foodie, he's the
dude right? Microsoft dude,

1063
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,290
through a billionaire who's
billionaire dude, the

1064
01:02:49,290 --> 01:02:52,110
billionaire dude is
experimenting with this trick.

1065
01:02:52,110 --> 01:02:54,780
And I'm looking at him a picture
of him in Wired, which he's

1066
01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:59,310
wearing the chef's outfit, I
mean, come on. And then he's

1067
01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:02,490
putting leaves into a piece of
salmon that he's going to cook

1068
01:03:02,670 --> 01:03:07,230
with this method. This is, as I
read this, this, I think is one

1069
01:03:07,230 --> 01:03:11,310
of the most dangerous cooking
techniques. It needs to be

1070
01:03:11,430 --> 01:03:15,480
either outlawed or it or there
are there has to be a warning on

1071
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:19,320
a menu. I do not want to eat
this food Cook prepared in this

1072
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:23,100
manner from amateurs. And I
think the fact that what's his

1073
01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,800
name Blumenthal, I were at Fat
Duck made a whole bunch of

1074
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:29,130
people sick. And if you read
those articles about this first

1075
01:03:29,130 --> 01:03:32,280
thing I did, as soon as I'm
thinking back, I typed in his

1076
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,970
name, and then sue feed, boom,
he's like one of the number one

1077
01:03:35,970 --> 01:03:39,000
guys involved with this type of
cooking. In fact, most of his

1078
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000
dishes are done this way. And
I'm reading the articles from

1079
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,280
these dumb journalists who were
saying once you thought that

1080
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:49,170
Gordon Ramsay is doing cooking
bags. Nobody and they said well,

1081
01:03:49,170 --> 01:03:51,510
maybe it was bad fish. It could
have been the scallops, it could

1082
01:03:51,510 --> 01:03:54,360
have been the oysters, which you
know, generally speaking, you

1083
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,850
don't get 40 people in your
restaurant sick on oysters

1084
01:03:56,850 --> 01:04:00,630
because there's only usually a
bad oyster. You know, it's not

1085
01:04:00,630 --> 01:04:03,600
like a batch of them and how
many people have oysters

1086
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:07,560
nowadays? Not too many. So I
figured this cooking methodology

1087
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:10,830
that got people sick, but
nobody's bringing this up. I'm

1088
01:04:10,830 --> 01:04:13,410
gonna read the article to read
is the one in wired with Nathan

1089
01:04:13,410 --> 01:04:15,270
Myhrvold. And here's the reason
you want to look at it because

1090
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:19,710
I'm going to read you a couple
of points that Nathan talks

1091
01:04:19,710 --> 01:04:22,110
about because he's apparently
been experimenting with this and

1092
01:04:22,110 --> 01:04:27,510
I actually would advise him to
stop so let me read a couple of

1093
01:04:27,510 --> 01:04:32,070
points here. The articles were
actually quite short don't buy

1094
01:04:32,070 --> 01:04:36,300
an ad. Anyway, here's his here's
his tips. Don't bother with lab

1095
01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:40,980
quality thermal circulator.
Everybody in France who has been

1096
01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:44,490
trained in this methodology says
you must have a lab quality

1097
01:04:44,610 --> 01:04:47,280
thermal circular because you're
cooking at extremely low

1098
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:52,170
temperatures. Read from the
Mirbeau volt article for at home

1099
01:04:52,170 --> 01:04:55,080
fair, check out the temperature
controllers at Auburn's dot com

1100
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,420
which can be used with rice
cooker you also need a vacuum

1101
01:04:57,420 --> 01:05:00,240
sealer like FoodSaver, which
doesn't do it good enough. job

1102
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:03,600
in my opinion, cook short ribs
forever. I love to cook short

1103
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:07,950
ribs at 130 degrees Fahrenheit
for 36 hours marveled says they

1104
01:05:07,950 --> 01:05:10,590
become very flavorful and have a
different texture that most

1105
01:05:10,590 --> 01:05:13,560
braised me. Yes. Don't be
tricked by the color of your

1106
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,930
fish. Now here's the one that
gets me. Fish can be

1107
01:05:15,930 --> 01:05:20,580
particularly interesting. cook
salmon at 102 to 104 degrees for

1108
01:05:20,580 --> 01:05:24,960
20 minutes. merval says it will
look raw but have the texture of

1109
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:31,590
cooked fish. Now I want to point
out this 102 to 104 degrees is

1110
01:05:31,590 --> 01:05:36,300
about 20 degrees less than the
ambient temperature in Phoenix,

1111
01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:40,800
Arizona most of the year, and
you're going to be cooking at

1112
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:47,070
this temperature to be cooking
food at 102 degrees in a vacuum

1113
01:05:47,070 --> 01:05:51,180
pack. You're asking for the
botulism bacteria, if nothing

1114
01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:55,500
else, to propagate like a maniac
and make you sick. I don't

1115
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:58,410
believe that this form of
cooking should be there should

1116
01:05:58,410 --> 01:06:01,170
be a warning on a menu. I mean,
I was actually

1117
01:06:02,009 --> 01:06:05,219
this is really interesting,
John, because I did mention this

1118
01:06:05,219 --> 01:06:07,859
a couple of weeks ago on the
show, but I didn't know this

1119
01:06:07,859 --> 01:06:09,599
background. This is fascinating.

1120
01:06:10,710 --> 01:06:14,220
There should be a warning on the
menu. If anyone's using this

1121
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:17,550
technique to cook anything.
There was there was a lot of

1122
01:06:17,550 --> 01:06:20,460
training that went on in the
with some French chefs that are

1123
01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:23,910
using it. And yeah, you get some
really weird food out of it

1124
01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:25,920
because you're cooking. You're
not really it's not even

1125
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,770
cooking. It's just It's I don't
even know what you know, the

1126
01:06:28,770 --> 01:06:34,830
fact is, I just I have beside
myself, obviously, with the fact

1127
01:06:34,830 --> 01:06:38,130
that this is being this kind of
cooking is being done and

1128
01:06:38,130 --> 01:06:43,440
propagated and promoted
irresponsibly, I might add at

1129
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:47,880
all, this is not to be even
experimented with unless you're

1130
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:51,330
one. This is a real health risk
and the health department's have

1131
01:06:51,330 --> 01:06:54,210
got to crack down on it. I don't
care if people if somebody knows

1132
01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:57,900
what they're doing cooks this
way. I just want to know that

1133
01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:59,820
this is what I'm going to be
getting and would

1134
01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:01,290
you eat it if you knew it?

1135
01:07:02,070 --> 01:07:07,350
Depends on the chef Ramsay. I
would trust Ramsey I think

1136
01:07:07,350 --> 01:07:10,650
Ramsey's guy is a fanatic. He's
a he's a he's something of a

1137
01:07:10,650 --> 01:07:14,430
screwball. And I would think
that he could do the job, right?

1138
01:07:14,430 --> 01:07:16,920
I mean, he's not known for this
cooking technique. And he's

1139
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:20,760
obviously experimenting with it.
But I'm sure that he's such a

1140
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:23,670
stickler for details. He's not
going to tell people not to use

1141
01:07:23,670 --> 01:07:25,830
it. You know, the one thing I
ran into is this information

1142
01:07:25,830 --> 01:07:29,550
about this extremely expensive
circulating water thing that you

1143
01:07:29,580 --> 01:07:31,980
that these guys all cook with.
And then Myhrvold saying yeah,

1144
01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:34,530
don't worry about to get a rice
cooker. And then cook your

1145
01:07:34,530 --> 01:07:38,040
salmon at 102 degrees and he's
actually showing a picture of

1146
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:43,320
him putting leaves which are you
know, some sort of herbs on top

1147
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,590
of some pieces of salmon that
he's sticking in these bags. And

1148
01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:50,730
I don't care what herbal leaf it
is this, any herbal leaf out

1149
01:07:50,730 --> 01:07:53,490
there, especially when you're
stuck, does not wearing gloves.

1150
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:57,450
So it's going to be rife with
bacteria by the fact that you're

1151
01:07:57,450 --> 01:08:00,810
using a bare hand you got salmon
which is a great vehicle for

1152
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:04,830
growing bacteria and you're
putting pieces of plant

1153
01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:09,330
material. I mean there's it's
it's a it's a witch's brew it

1154
01:08:09,330 --> 01:08:13,470
potentially to be putting it in
some sort of a bath of any sort

1155
01:08:13,470 --> 01:08:17,100
and cooking it at 102 degrees
it's going to be in Northern

1156
01:08:17,100 --> 01:08:20,100
California here today it's gonna
be 102 degrees outside don't

1157
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,260
just throw the food in the
street you know let it cook that

1158
01:08:22,260 --> 01:08:22,890
was cooked

1159
01:08:22,889 --> 01:08:25,679
right on the on the on the
asphalt right on the tarmac

1160
01:08:25,709 --> 01:08:26,279
perfect.

1161
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:30,480
So anyway, this I was very upset
about this. I didn't know any of

1162
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,670
this. I shouldn't know and I'm
just been going on for a number

1163
01:08:32,670 --> 01:08:36,960
of years. And but that but it
all makes sense. Now that's why

1164
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:40,590
Ramsey got busted for this using
baggies and this is the why that

1165
01:08:40,590 --> 01:08:43,440
guy I'm sure why you got a bunch
of sick people at

1166
01:08:44,670 --> 01:08:47,520
that much better. I mean, I just
don't understand the philosophy

1167
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,490
behind it. Is that the only way
to cook it or I just don't get

1168
01:08:50,490 --> 01:08:50,910
it. Why?

1169
01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:54,870
Here's the two dishes. I know
I've had cooked it with this

1170
01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:59,790
method one few weeks ago in
Holland. It was a veal dish that

1171
01:08:59,790 --> 01:09:04,410
was it was amazing. I mean, it
was like this Vidal hay was just

1172
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:09,570
what it is it creates a
extremely interesting texture

1173
01:09:09,570 --> 01:09:12,570
that you've never had before.
It's the tenderness factors

1174
01:09:12,570 --> 01:09:16,200
through the roof. And the the
product itself in this case,

1175
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,320
veal, it doesn't look like it
doesn't look right. It looks

1176
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:21,930
like something that looks like
it's been treated in some sort

1177
01:09:21,930 --> 01:09:26,370
of some weird way. It's got
funny colors and it but it's

1178
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,970
it's fascinating and delicious,
and probably partially pre

1179
01:09:29,970 --> 01:09:35,100
digested the Michael Bennett
dish, which is anyone who wants

1180
01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:37,590
to go to Michael Minnis
restaurant in San Francisco,

1181
01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:42,450
which I thought I bitched about
before because I went there

1182
01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:45,270
three times and every time it
was got progressively worse in

1183
01:09:45,270 --> 01:09:50,370
terms of the service until they
finally did a bait and switch on

1184
01:09:50,370 --> 01:09:55,860
a bottle of wine that irked me
to no end and they have a duck

1185
01:09:55,860 --> 01:09:58,350
dish there and in this
restaurant Michael minutes in

1186
01:09:58,350 --> 01:10:01,410
the St. Francis hotel, they have
a Everything was prepared 30

1187
01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:03,780
ways and so you get ordered. Can
you get this version?

1188
01:10:04,050 --> 01:10:06,570
John says the chat room was
complete. I'm sorry to interrupt

1189
01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:09,750
the chat room was complaining
about hearing dripping water

1190
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:13,620
from you know, you got no
dripping water?

1191
01:10:14,220 --> 01:10:16,200
No, I think they're maybe
they're complaining about the

1192
01:10:16,260 --> 01:10:18,840
tech five show I don't have any
dripping water oh yeah,

1193
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:23,220
no, no, no. Maybe I'm confused.
I'm sorry,

1194
01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:25,680
we'll have to say something
else. But anyway, the point is

1195
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,810
they have these three addition,
they got this duck dish, and I

1196
01:10:27,810 --> 01:10:30,540
remember the guy telling me
about it. Now it's cooked in

1197
01:10:30,540 --> 01:10:32,850
some you know, he kind of
explained now I realize what it

1198
01:10:32,850 --> 01:10:35,820
was it was cooked in this
method. And I'd say you know,

1199
01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:41,550
it's Wow. It's like amazingly
delicious. And that's the reason

1200
01:10:41,550 --> 01:10:45,570
because it's a new culinary
thing you haven't had before. So

1201
01:10:45,570 --> 01:10:48,330
it's like an it's a curiosity
more than it is anything else.

1202
01:10:48,330 --> 01:10:50,550
And so these guys are very
attracted to it. And the guys

1203
01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:53,370
who are practicing it are
getting all these Michelin

1204
01:10:53,370 --> 01:11:00,000
stars. I gotta get one hotshot
chef to say he won't do it

1205
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,180
because it's just too dangerous.
That is a dangerous cooking

1206
01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:06,780
technique. It needs to do people
need to have a warning. I think

1207
01:11:06,780 --> 01:11:09,900
I would be. You know, I can see
why people get sick and Fat

1208
01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:10,170
Duck.

1209
01:11:11,190 --> 01:11:13,740
Okay, can we stop now that was
very interesting. That's the end

1210
01:11:13,740 --> 01:11:15,810
of it. That was very
interesting, because we do have

1211
01:11:15,810 --> 01:11:18,300
some health news we need to
discuss because show's almost

1212
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:23,400
over man. Things went by,
according to the CDC. 100,000

1213
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:29,130
plus people in the US have flu,
half have swine flu. According

1214
01:11:29,130 --> 01:11:33,180
to that this is on WebMD making
it up. But this is on WebMD. And

1215
01:11:33,180 --> 01:11:36,360
it's according to the more than
100,000 Americans probably have

1216
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:40,230
the flu. At least half of these
cases are h1 and one swine flu

1217
01:11:40,230 --> 01:11:47,130
is CDC expert estimates. There
you go. So I had it. I had it.

1218
01:11:47,130 --> 01:11:50,280
Dude, I had the swine flu. I'm
telling I haven't you did? Of

1219
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:51,180
course I did.

1220
01:11:51,510 --> 01:11:55,380
You need to get tested. You do
though. The bodies in your body

1221
01:11:55,380 --> 01:11:55,680
still?

1222
01:11:56,370 --> 01:11:59,220
Yeah, well, I'm not gonna. I'm
not letting them put any needles

1223
01:11:59,220 --> 01:12:03,840
in me. Not even the test. Who
knows? It might smell more like

1224
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:08,370
almonds. Well, they might inject
me with that ship GPS chip. By

1225
01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:11,160
the way, the GPS chip. I mean,
we're so much there's so far

1226
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,670
advanced, they have RFID dust
now, where you can just sprinkle

1227
01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:17,700
this dust on someone and they
can track you. And I saw

1228
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:23,160
bullshit. No absolute RFID dust
is for real. It's for real. And

1229
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:28,530
it was funny because when we
went when we went to Portugal,

1230
01:12:29,190 --> 01:12:32,310
so Dexter came with us some
Dexter has a British passport,

1231
01:12:32,340 --> 01:12:35,670
Gitmo nation East passport and
and I was like, Do you have a

1232
01:12:35,670 --> 01:12:37,230
recent? Well, yeah, I got a
recent passport because you

1233
01:12:37,230 --> 01:12:40,560
know, if you have the if you're
if you have a chip to passport,

1234
01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:44,160
then it's much easier because
the reader can, you know, can

1235
01:12:44,190 --> 01:12:47,220
get all the info and it's going
to be requirement, obviously.

1236
01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:50,070
And I looked and I looked at the
Yeah, you have I have one too,

1237
01:12:50,070 --> 01:12:53,190
but you know, it's like a very
little itty bitty chip right in

1238
01:12:53,190 --> 01:12:57,450
ours. But in the UK passport,
John, I got I'm gonna take a

1239
01:12:57,450 --> 01:13:00,630
picture. I'm gonna scan his
passport. So you have the chip

1240
01:13:00,660 --> 01:13:04,290
in the middle. The antenna is
the entire back of the passport,

1241
01:13:04,290 --> 01:13:07,860
there's wire all the way up.
Here, they could pick this thing

1242
01:13:07,860 --> 01:13:11,760
up from frickin space. It's
amazing how big the antenna is

1243
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:14,340
on the UK our passport.

1244
01:13:14,940 --> 01:13:17,850
I wonder if the and I have a
wallet. I'll talk about the

1245
01:13:17,850 --> 01:13:19,950
brand and give it a get a
Faraday

1246
01:13:19,950 --> 01:13:23,430
cage wallet. Yeah, you have that
you wonder

1247
01:13:23,430 --> 01:13:27,420
if this is a Faraday cage. Well,
it's interesting because I think

1248
01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:33,840
it stops the US passport, but I
use a key card at the Ziff Davis

1249
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:37,320
at the office building when I go
do cranky geeks. And I've put

1250
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:41,280
the key card inside one of these
wallets and it blows through the

1251
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:44,520
Faraday cage. Wow, it's got a
big it's a big just like what

1252
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,850
you're describing. It's got a
it's a huge key card is a big

1253
01:13:47,850 --> 01:13:51,570
one. Yeah. And which probably
has a big antenna on it.

1254
01:13:51,599 --> 01:13:54,449
I say you should get your money
back from that Faraday cage

1255
01:13:54,449 --> 01:13:55,799
wallet. Well, it's

1256
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:58,200
not meant it's meant for
passports I don't know if it's

1257
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:01,110
meant for a key card. But
whatever the case is, I was

1258
01:14:01,110 --> 01:14:01,290
meant

1259
01:14:01,290 --> 01:14:04,140
for credit cards all kinds it
aren't they isn't credit cards.

1260
01:14:06,300 --> 01:14:09,330
We're going to but it's you know
it's a nice wallet anyway, but

1261
01:14:09,330 --> 01:14:12,840
the point is, is that I wonder
if that wallet will protect

1262
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:17,280
against a big antenna that they
haven't loaded up I doubt it.

1263
01:14:20,550 --> 01:14:25,620
It was a Canberra to Canberra,
Canberra, right? Canberra Bay

1264
01:14:25,620 --> 01:14:28,680
scientist who came up with a
theory that swine flu must have

1265
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:32,850
come from a laboratory or
laboratory, as you say, and get

1266
01:14:32,850 --> 01:14:36,210
my nation east. Adrienne Gibbs
research he said genetic markers

1267
01:14:36,210 --> 01:14:38,910
suggest the combination of genes
and the virus was not a natural

1268
01:14:38,910 --> 01:14:42,450
event. Of course, the World
Health Organization The who

1269
01:14:42,630 --> 01:14:45,600
won't be fooled again says the
virus probably evolved

1270
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:47,670
naturally. So I just want you to
know that they're out there

1271
01:14:47,670 --> 01:14:51,360
debunking. And, you know, the
quote, the other group of

1272
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,580
scientists felt that the
original hypotheses does not

1273
01:14:53,580 --> 01:14:56,550
really stand up to scrutiny. And
this is how scientific process

1274
01:14:56,550 --> 01:14:59,640
can work in the context of this
kind of public health emergency.

1275
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:03,690
But it's funny how they go along
with the, you know, this kind of

1276
01:15:03,690 --> 01:15:06,660
debate, except when it comes to
global warming,

1277
01:15:06,809 --> 01:15:08,129
right? Every

1278
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:11,700
debate and everybody because joy
told us so.

1279
01:15:12,270 --> 01:15:16,410
Yeah, everybody without
exception Uh huh.

1280
01:15:16,650 --> 01:15:21,660
Every single scientist in the
entire universe. Hey, you know

1281
01:15:21,660 --> 01:15:23,250
what? You know what it's time
for

1282
01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:32,820
singalong we are the Knights of
the no agenda. Knights of the

1283
01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:36,990
know what agenda? Knights have
the no agenda and we suck

1284
01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:45,210
Yeah, we need to get more money?
Hell yeah.

1285
01:15:45,809 --> 01:15:49,739
Have we gotten anything into
people even bother? Or is it as

1286
01:15:49,829 --> 01:15:50,099
the

1287
01:15:50,460 --> 01:15:53,220
always good keeps dribbling in
and we have a lot of real we

1288
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:58,770
have some very dedicated
subscribers and producers. And I

1289
01:15:58,770 --> 01:16:02,610
have to say and we will talk
about the latest crop on

1290
01:16:03,570 --> 01:16:07,530
Thursday. also somebody who sent
in that weird amount of money

1291
01:16:09,510 --> 01:16:12,300
for 21 Yeah, you don't want to
talk about that now? Yeah,

1292
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,130
well, I'll tell you about a
nicest, you know, it was just a

1293
01:16:14,130 --> 01:16:14,640
number.

1294
01:16:15,420 --> 01:16:19,530
No, you had to use the I dice
app on his iPhone, again, this

1295
01:16:19,530 --> 01:16:22,500
whole intricate way of coming up
with with a good number. And

1296
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,840
that was it. And that was the
amount that he donated. And he

1297
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,060
was and he's gonna keep doing
it. I love that we should have

1298
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:30,630
that in our in our no agenda app
which there too, of course, but

1299
01:16:30,630 --> 01:16:32,790
you need to look at the show
notes. And there's a link at

1300
01:16:32,790 --> 01:16:35,220
least one of them. That should
be a part of it, you know, a

1301
01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:36,240
donation dice.

1302
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:40,290
Yeah, I like we need to do with
one of the things right now we

1303
01:16:40,290 --> 01:16:42,720
haven't done which is up the
ante and what we can, you know,

1304
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,390
help, you know, get some T
shirts that are interesting and

1305
01:16:46,020 --> 01:16:48,270
have some apps that are
interesting things that are you

1306
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:51,390
know, value add because I think
we got all the low hanging

1307
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:57,180
apples from the, from the tree
already. And these are the real

1308
01:16:57,210 --> 01:17:00,600
dedicated listeners. But in
anybody out there, you know we

1309
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:05,580
do we'd like to do this show as
a job. And although it's not

1310
01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:10,230
really a job ad to go to No, or
no agenda library.com or Dvorak

1311
01:17:10,230 --> 01:17:15,900
that org slash in a and help us
out. Wouldn't hurt for the armor

1312
01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:19,500
and hats and yeah, we got the
armory in the winery and the

1313
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:23,040
library to do which is we have a
lot to build which cost us

1314
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,660
millions of dollars with him. We
have

1315
01:17:24,660 --> 01:17:28,470
a lot to build. Before we get to
the head, Johnny Boy, you better

1316
01:17:28,530 --> 01:17:33,540
give someone the password to the
PayPal account. Like me.

1317
01:17:34,860 --> 01:17:35,640
Oh, yeah, okay,

1318
01:17:35,670 --> 01:17:38,370
in case you know, but someone
else as well, a trusted third

1319
01:17:38,370 --> 01:17:42,540
party in case. We we smell the
almonds, we wake up and smell

1320
01:17:42,540 --> 01:17:46,890
the almonds. To good point.
Yeah, just saying that, because

1321
01:17:46,890 --> 01:17:50,370
our legacy must live on that.
Yeah. And it will, it will it

1322
01:17:50,370 --> 01:17:50,910
will be good.

1323
01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:54,570
So we should probably remove
that money and put it in

1324
01:17:55,020 --> 01:18:00,090
somewhere else at some point.
Anyway, so they have no agenda

1325
01:18:00,090 --> 01:18:04,410
library.com or dvorak.org/n A
and I'll probably buy this

1326
01:18:04,410 --> 01:18:08,400
sometime midweek I'll have make
that a little more would come up

1327
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:12,660
with some new reasons that you
should donate to help the show.

1328
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,870
And also, you know, we and also
the interludes thing that we do

1329
01:18:15,870 --> 01:18:19,620
in Genda stream that's that's
running 24/7 It's like you know

1330
01:18:19,710 --> 01:18:21,030
it needs support it

1331
01:18:21,719 --> 01:18:26,789
does while people are supporting
me with technical help which is

1332
01:18:26,819 --> 01:18:27,539
highly essential

1333
01:18:27,540 --> 01:18:31,020
art and art deliver Yeah, it's
fine.

1334
01:18:31,170 --> 01:18:33,450
Yeah, we've been getting some
good artwork and of course now

1335
01:18:33,450 --> 01:18:35,970
we can't use everything
obviously so don't be bummed out

1336
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:39,360
make sure you put it on the drop
no agenda drop.com

1337
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:45,420
Sorry put a website up showing
all the art to as low gallery

1338
01:18:45,450 --> 01:18:48,510
Yeah, we got to fix all our URLs
to man was sucking with that

1339
01:18:48,510 --> 01:18:54,390
shit sucking so I'm going to be
in New York next week which will

1340
01:18:54,390 --> 01:18:59,490
be interesting we may have to do
the show Wednesday night cuz I

1341
01:18:59,490 --> 01:19:04,410
actually I got meetings and I
leave New York Thursday evening

1342
01:19:04,410 --> 01:19:06,330
so we'll have to kind of play
that by ear

1343
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:09,450
Wednesday night works when yeah
I'm sure it does if you can get

1344
01:19:09,450 --> 01:19:10,140
a connection

1345
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,920
well yeah I'm staying at Have
you ever stayed at the the

1346
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,590
Sophie tell on New York which
has been completely redone?

1347
01:19:17,850 --> 01:19:19,170
I don't believe so. Oh,

1348
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:23,970
my God it is it's because the
Sophie tell kind of had like a

1349
01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:28,380
bit of a drippy image. But it's
great. It's kind of like good

1350
01:19:28,380 --> 01:19:31,290
food at the Sophie tail. I
didn't have a chance to eat

1351
01:19:31,290 --> 01:19:36,630
there yet. But now they have you
know, besides just excellent

1352
01:19:36,660 --> 01:19:40,500
amenities and very stylish
rooms, you know, kind of old

1353
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:43,680
world New York which I like only
it's all new and fresh and you

1354
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:46,200
know, and it fits and it closes
properly. So it's kind of like

1355
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:49,560
the St. Regis only modern
modernized, but at the same kind

1356
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:53,160
of style. And they give you a
hardwired connection, which I

1357
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:57,720
love. I love a hardwired
connection. I love a good hard

1358
01:19:57,990 --> 01:19:59,100
wired connection.

1359
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,780
Now we'll see.

1360
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:06,480
Yeah, we will be could suck. All
right, and I'm coming out to San

1361
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,160
Francisco after that for the
entire month of

1362
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:11,580
June. Yeah, that's something to
deal with. Yeah.

1363
01:20:11,610 --> 01:20:16,770
Well, it's good. Thanks. It's
gonna be interesting to see how

1364
01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:20,250
the show goes, I'm gonna have to
find a way to watch BD

1365
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:28,710
boneheads in California like the
bull. Sorry about that. I had a

1366
01:20:28,710 --> 01:20:31,740
guy don't know what's going on.
Maybe there's an international

1367
01:20:31,740 --> 01:20:33,870
Newsstand. You can visit once in
a while. I'm

1368
01:20:33,870 --> 01:20:38,220
sure there is coming to you from
the southwest quadrant of gizmo

1369
01:20:38,220 --> 01:20:41,580
nation East better known as
London in the United Kingdom.

1370
01:20:42,330 --> 01:20:46,620
I'm Adam curry. And from where
there's going to be an ambient

1371
01:20:46,620 --> 01:20:49,530
cooking temperature of around
100 degrees today, northern

1372
01:20:49,530 --> 01:20:51,240
Silicon Valley and John C.
Dvorak will

1373
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,940
talk to you again Wednesday or
Thursday. Will Twitter all about

1374
01:20:53,940 --> 01:20:55,740
it right here on no agenda?